Cramer edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60538337

Ukraine LOST

Jiggers n' news

gambling chads gather - let's get that easy money

All the Ukraine combat footage posted last thread are what I would like to see happen to Bocchi btw

VSCO fit my new criteria for investment. Would have been great except they got hacked after I invested. Still managed to make some money on that trade. Now my calls are about a month out.

UKRAINE LOST

>>60539352
I don't want to do this to Bocchi however

>>60539343
Iran LOST

you're next zigger

henlo mister jerome
i hope you surbibed the missiles
please lower the rates immediately
thank you mister jerome

okay im gonna stop falling for the "omg some shithole in the middle east got bombed Sell sell sell WW3 is starting" meme

surely this pump is a bulltrap? surely? recovery strength is absurd

Its interesting how russians default to the most depraved gay porn whenever they begin mass spamming threads, I guess their gulag culture bred them to be like this.

WHY AM I STILL HOLDING STOCKS I COULDVE YOLO'D ON SHIT N PISS FOR GENERATIONAL GAINS AAAAHHHHH

>>60539337 (OP)
This is hilarious, impact of NVO situation on revenue is zero as CEO just confirmed, they cant legally stop them selling wegovy as under contract, plus 90% of revenue comes from compounded drugs anyways, stock down 31%, selling way overdone_ See you at $55+ by end of the week!

still holding CRCL btw

>>60539398
I HATE YOU I CHICKED ON 30 OF THOSE AT 117 BECAUSE MUH P/E MEME CRYPTO COMPANY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Want to boost personal LinkedIn profile so I can get more exposure for my company
>Send out a bunch of connection requests to old friends plus university grads
>Only three people answer, two of whom are my brother and his GF
As far as I know, there's no downside to connecting with someone as you can just block them later if they're a bot. I have accepted connections from people I didn't know, and my computer didn't blow up. Am I ugly or something?

>>60539376
in April 2024 at least we had a few red weeks. And it was less serious than now. The market is entirely resistent against anything. Nothing matters

I could have bought ASTS at 25 now it's almost at 50. I could have doubled my money. I keep on missing the god damned boat.

I should have made the OP, the hopeless edition. Cause that's what I feel my investments and life are.

Just did a Nike earnings play. The earnings will be dogshit but that means the stock will pump before that 100%.

>>60539384
Pretty sure getting ass raped is almost guaranteed in the russian army.

>>60539426
Das rite
Line go up

>>60539415
in my experience people don't really check linkedin unless they're looking for a job unless they work in something very public facing like science communication or sales or some shit
but youre also probably ugly

>>60539398
I didn't buy it and deeply regret it. Now I am afraid to FOMO but who knows what will happen with Trump signing the GENIUS ACT

>>60539433
I specifically chose people who had the "Open for Work" tag on their profile.

I'll outperform all CRCLjerks and retire at 40 in 14 years

Can we talk about what options positions you guys have

>>60539456
Im not an Indian so none

>>60539415
I stopped checking emails from linkedin because I'm sick of recruiter spam.

>>60539456
Currently covered calls on BITX and NVDA

>>60539462
Jeets are way too dumb for options

I'm sitting inside all day watching charts. I have no life. If I ever make it, i'll still have no life.

>>60539489
Most 0dte's are done by indians thoughie

Now that all the risk is officially and apparently gone, that would be the perfect time to dump the market

>>60539415
I get requests all the time from people I don't know and who never bother to even message me. Not sure why I should accept them, I never post but there's always the risk of some bullshit.

My recommendation is to go to a conference. I didn't used to have LinkedIn but the first time I went to one people got pissed at me when I tried noting their emails when they wanted to talk further. Keep in mind I work for the government so they were trying to get shit from me.

>Am I ugly or something?

I'd be even less likely to accept an add from a hot chick so you might be safe there. The only add I have for that is when I added a chick in a 00s band that I had a massive crush on when I was a teenager, I said hello and talked a little about her music but there was no way I could steer it into us hooking up - especially when she lives abroad, best I could say was that if she's ever in the area or doing work related to reach out.

>>60539454
anon, i .......

>>60539441
I suspect it'll go up a lil more once the Cheeto signs it. But I dunno much just gut feeling. Gonna hold til then and take my gains and make like a banana and split

>>60539337 (OP)
/biz/ is fucking bunch of retards.

You shitted on:
RKLB-+30% in 1 week
ASTS-106% in 1 month.

Absolute....

inflation numbers are so fake and gay kek

Retard question but how do I get notified when a company goes public? Klarna is potentially filing as an American IPO this fall- how do I get notified if/when they do?

>>60539415
There's a lot of variance in how often people check their LinkedIn. Unless they're especially career focused I doubt most people will check it more than once a month unless there's something specific they are looking for.
>>60539454
If you put that on your profile you don't know what you're doing, you're probably better off without those connections anyways.

>>60539541
Google alerts work for me. There are also IPO calendar apps you can download.

>>60539392
just pick better. crcl and tsla would have done better

>>60539541
check in here every day handsome

>jerry rig a bunch of model Ys with FSD
>make a few ghost stations
>launch on date set by man with ketamine addiction

Wonder why it took waymo ages to get started.

>>60539541
klarna is near bankrupt garbage though. only works in scandi eu where the government hounds you for debt

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

>>60539565
Because waymo was actually trying to build a safe self-driving car. Turns out that's a sucker's game and it's much easier to just control the media so that people don't see your accidents.

>Trump: I want to thank Iran for giving us early notice, encourages Iran towards peace

When Trump knew, the market also knew

>>60539570
+4% as i was retarded and set a target to sell oil not realizing it would take off just then

>>60539570
up a quarter of a percent, should've remembered nothing ever happens

>>60539570
-5.1%
someone tell me something indicating that NOVO is going to be okay, preferably before I get margin called

>>60539570
+0% somehow

>>60539570
Today: +1.32%
This Month: +6.30%
This Year: -41.99%

>>60539570
>wanna take a guess?
>another shitty fucking day
>I had a feeling I should buy 600c on SPY at the start of the day, but I had to go outside (ugh) for some work with some dildo and wasn't back until 9:50, where I missed every fucking thing, tried to salvage it with yolofomo calls, sold em short, then more calls, sold em for minimal loss, ate my GRRR puts profit, then end of day we have this retard pump and I put the last of my money into puts cuz i thought it'd go down
>But no
>Why am i like this
>why can i never fucking make money
>i went from a 11k value to 2k value in barely a month gambling away
>good thing im too fucking autistic to be depressed else i would be
>i slopped on pizza and sugar drinks and did literally nothing because fuck it why even bother
>pic related eat my ass

CAPTCHA AMDY4
AMD year 4? tf does that mean
Its probably a sign to buy AMD (and watch it go down)

>>60539570
-0.39%
Doesn't bother me as much as seeing the rest of the market go up a full percent.

Such a massive Green Day coming tommorow.
I just can’t wait haha

>>60539586
are you me? my options gambling loss was about the same from april to late may

>>60539570
-0.18%

Nowhere near as bad as what I expected.

>>60539596
don't let the oil bros see that

> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH

>"CONGRATULATIONS WORLD, IT’S TIME FOR PEACE!"

Nice, could we now get some war in the markets?

>>60539586
less puts more calls.

>>60539596
watch me turn it into shit by buying SPY calls
better load up on puts

>>60539598
probably many such cases
I was a dividendcuck before that and didn't gamble, had a steady 5K that I transformed into 11K by buying literally anything back when it was dipped to fuck
like another anon said, probably overtrading and i got overconfident and tried to recreate the good trades but it was joever already
I actually believed the line goes up meme
What little money I make from smart trades (cuz i cant afford any better) are slushed into my shitty SPY 0dtes

>>60539610
true, then I watch my calls go down and sell them prematurely, even though i KNOW and tell myself i shouldnt (fear of losing money)

Should i sell my GALT? Its crabing so much

>>60539570
+.60%
Panic sold over the Iran nothingburger but still locked in gains, at least

>>60539584
Pretty nice month amigo

>>60539570
-$31.66

>>60539607
haah clown world. well lets see if oil really goes all the way where it used to be

>>60539532
>RKLB

I picked the wrong horse. Other plays?

>>60539612
yeah you need to be a bit retarded probably to not get nervous when you see your position down like 50%

>>60539615
Not really, I need a +100% at least, but I'd have to throw it all into options to do that...

>>60539619
This world is just a wrestling storyline...

>>60539570
+1.5%

>>60539629
don't throw more than half at once

Apple now Veeing back to around $250+?

>>60539625
probably
then again the cucks saying you shouldnt trade emotionally, I mean I try to detach myself from money to not panic but see how that worked out
"oh its just down temporarily itll go back up"
>goes down more
"theres no bad news its probably just toucans doing toucan things"
>goes down more
"ah jeez maybe if i DCA and buy more cheaper itll be ok when it goes back up"
etc
in the end I shoulda just closed it the moment it hit 10% loss
and then again, whenever I do that, it shoots straight up
meanwhile I see those who took a chance in CRCL
and CRWV keeps going up for no reason

we're gonna pump ad infinitum until the death of the American empire

>>60539653
Damn skippy. Next red day in 10,000 millennia.

>>60539651
might want to consider hedging as well if theres a lot of opposite movement. nothing saying you have to just sit and panic on one side :D

>>60539620
right now i will risk more in oil companies. I think trump mumbo-jumbo is just beggining. Sand niggers will destroy some rafinery this week.

>>60539570
>Bought CRWV on the first dip
>It dipped even more
>Bought at 160
>It ripped up 10 dollars
Is there any other stock that rips up and down like CRWV?

>Iran actually warned the US before retaliating
How can the muslims ever recover from this? Biggest bitches on the planet.

WHATS THE BUY AFTER THIS ME MELTDOWN NIGGAS?

>>60539662
Im sure if I do that itll start crabbing forever until I sell one of my positions, then proceed to ruin the one leftover
Sounds like a good way to lose money on both sides, call goes down, buy a put, put goes down, call goes up (but not enough to make profit) rinse and repeat until theta fucks your ass

>>60539674
yeah theres always the risk of that. personally i just get certs, turbos or cfds so all the complex stuff like decays wont be a problem but huge trump induced sweeps can still bonk you if you don't look after them

>>60539619
Isn't the deal that the US keeps it secret?

>>60539570
+0.5%

>>60539695
It's basically implied. By calling it out, he's basically removed the whole plausible deniability of it all.

wolfsisters!

wow OIL bulls got completely fucked today, imagine if you were some loser that had bought oil in the morning because you fell for the WW3 memes hahahaha

>>60539725
Is it time to buy?

>>60539532
>/biz/ is fucking bunch of retards.
I bought RKLB and ASTS and this month I made $4,987 on CRWV options, how am I retardeds?

How will oil baggies ever recover?

>>60539730
>wow OIL bulls got completely fucked today, imagine if you were some loser that had bought oil in the morning because you fell for the WW3 memes hahahaha
Imagine thinking they were actually going to shut down the strait over a fake "war".

Damn Morgan brennan is hurtin for a squirtin

>>60539780
Gotta be newfags, iran/isreal/usa have been doing this shit for years. But you mother fuckers always seem to forget that NOTHING EVER HAPPENS. This is why you can't make money.

>>60539772
>I'M WATCHING

>>60539772
Central planning MAGA edition. Based supreme leader Trump.

>>60539772
its ok, nothing to see, no losses for anyone

>>60539772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YjvJFhXWSE

>>60539667
>Is there any other stock that rips up and down like CRWV?
CRCL now, PLTR used to
itw when the bottom falls out that gets you, sometimes. The key is to watch to see what the hot new stock is, all the money pours in and it rips and dips, then at some point the money moves on to another

I'm up to +.88% in after hours

[my pecker] 8=D~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (o Y o) [morgan brennan]

>>60539570
+2%

>>60539691
i have no idea what any of that is
sounds like some advanced shit
got any suggestions as to what I should do with my current positions?
liquidate then start over, or wait and hope to have less losses?
at least I bought 2 HIMS calls (03/07 50c) and (25/07 75c) cuz im poor now

>>60539820
A pecker poster in biz? are you also in trv bucko?

>>60539866
idk maybe wait a bit since its up a little already in after hours. to me options sound far more complex as a bull cert is more like a stock in how it functions except there is some leverage and there is a knockout point you need to watch out for, but as long as theres buffer left you can sit on it like you would on a stock until it turns green

>>60539772
imagine not selling oil when he said this

>shorted the market and got anally raped by green candles
>gymcrush that was flirting with me the whole week gave me the opportunity to start a convo and I didn't
It's so over for me, bros

>>60539902
such is bobo life

>bobo
ngmi

>>60539570
idk like -15%

>>60539455
>outperform all CRCLjerks
how?

>>60539495
>I'm sitting inside all day
only sit inside a few hours, then go out and enjoy the day. Walking around doing something helps your subconscious process the data so you can make a better desicion.

>>60539902
if you stopped being a bobo she'd ask you out

>>60539495
nothing wrong with such life

Did you chuds really think Waymo is going to win the robotaxi race?

>>60539902
>gave me the opportunity to start a convo
because you are poor. If you have money she would blow you in front of everyone at the gym, in your car, in your mansion, on your private jet. If you had money she would be all over you 24/7

I was hiking in the mountains. The fuck was that day?

>>60539337 (OP)
I told u fucking chuds, nothing ever happens. This meme is probably the best financial advice you will ever hear. It literally changed my entire perspective on the foundations of the universe

>>60539570
about -0.4%

pretty gud

Market is going RIP tomorrow on cease fire news

Truly, nothing ever happens

>>60540031
>Truly, nothing ever happens
stonk RIP incoming

>>60540029
bobos better get ready for the next mega green candle

>futures

Does he now

bearish?

The market is just up. As if this thing caused no disruption to anything at all.

That Geneva meeting with the magnets etc? Also not confirmed
Tradedeals?
No
The Fed effecitively hiked in their dotplot for 2026?
Whatever

I didn't boughted the dip

>>60540090
fed really needs to stop speaking every week

So I guess I just have to accept that I missed the CRCL hype and continue investing intelligently instead of the fact that I was too much of a pussy to go into CRCL and be set for life in the span of 2 weeks lmao fml

The world is just a shitty giant scripted wrestling match

>>60540082
It's so over for oil chuds

>>60540094
i did but not nearly enough apparently

>>60540082
goddamn i really should have sold my puts during the missile dip

>>60540099
>I was too much of a pussy
Yes

Is this the "market" now? Pumping and dumping every week on chaos news? At any given moment some earth shattering conflict can break out and then the next day its as if nothing happened.

>>60540112
>i really should have sold my puts during the missile dip
I could have closed out two positions during the dip, but went out to get food, came back, missile dip was recovering. womp womp. I thought it would last at least an hour longer

dips cancelled.

>>60540042
I was worried for those ducks

>>60540082
We now pumped on the agreement to a ceasefire. We pump on the first ceasefire by Iran, the second by Israel and another time when the war is over.

>>60540131
Were you also worried for the markets?

>>60540120
I feel you brother

>IRAN: HAVE NOT RECEIVED ANY CEASEFIRE PROPOSAL

Kek Trump blatantly trying to pump the market over nothing again

>>60539570
+30%
Not bad, could've been better though

>>60540134
The markets are fake and gay
Ducks are real and not gay

I KEEP LOSING MONEY

>>60540143
>CNN reports that Iran has not received any ceasefire proposal

>It's real

What the hell

>>60540154
can't let the mumus celebrate too long :)

>>60540143
If the supreme leader of the world says there's a ceasefire then there is a ceasefire. Cry about it communist panican

>>60540153
and its not done before everyones account is flattened

>>60540082
>On the assumption that everything works as it should, which it will

Motherfucker is throwing up anime flags

>God bless Iran

kek

>>60540151
makes sense

>>60540160
>>60540160
If CNN report is wrong it will cause another pump cause the market will act as if the risk and possibility of Trump having lied was actually priced in and suppressed SPY and since the report was confirmed wrong, it can be priced out.

>>60540143
I'm so fucking tired...

>>60540162
But Netanyahu hasn't said shit. Only the jester of his court is talking schizo shit again

7/10 Americans supported total iranian genocide, so Iran just escaped by the grace of god.
They almost died. I bet they're feeling weird.

At least the bull run is on.

Is everything bullish? Fucking hell

>>60540173
honestly as i looked on news a moment ago none of the stuff seemed up to date but then again it was eurocuck news and they are huge warmongerers and anti usa now

When daddy trump said to that it's a good time to buy did you listen or were you a naughty boy who disobeyed

>>60540191
honestly i probably didn't have slurp juice at the time. can't remember its so long ago

What are the chances that this is true

>>60540114
DONT MAKE FUN OF ME

>>60540246
I am agreeing with you that you are a pussy

>>60540173
yeah appears dolan was right about the fake news epidemic >>>/pol/508514136

>futures

>Tesla was contacted by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration on Monday after videos posted on social media showed the company’s robotaxis driving in a chaotic manner on public roads in Austin, Texas.

>Elon Musk’s electric vehicle maker debuted autonomous trips in Austin on Sunday, opening the service to a limited number of riders by invitation only.

>In videos shared widely on social media, one Tesla robotaxi was spotted traveling the wrong way down a road, and another was shown braking hard in the middle of traffic, responding to “stationary police vehicles outside its driving path.”

>A spokesperson for NHTSA said in an e-mail that the agency “is aware of the referenced incidents and is in contact with the manufacturer to gather additional information.”

>Tesla Vice President of Vehicle Engineering Lars Moravy, and regulatory counsel Casey Blaine didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment.

>>60540275
I actually can't believe they launched at all. They clearly aren't ready yet.

>>60540275
watch teslers see this bullish

>war is bullish
>no war is also bullish
got it

>>60540232
Qatar has confirmed it now and they're the ones in the know with Iranian leadership.

>>60539651
>I try to detach myself from money to not panic but see how that worked out
I consider that money lost and just move on. If it goes back up to break even, I am fortunate.

>>60540283
Move fast and break things.

>>60540301
Everything is bullish
Bobos never ever cum

>>60539384
>Its interesting how russians default to the most depraved gay porn whenever they begin mass spamming threads
There's one that spams furry porn on /pol/. He's become a bit of a board favorite because he's more likeable than other shills.

now this will be the really bullish thing!

wow look at him go

>>60540359
>gwot ii: foreverwar boogaloo
>2008 ii: great depression boogaloo
Welp time to crash this plane with no survivors.

>>60540359
And despite being old news, so there was time to price it in, it will still lead to a pump

>>60540368
don't worry nothing ever happens

>>60540397
C'mon at least another 9/11 scale event at least. People need to know that it's always the jews.

well guess im holding on to lockheed for a while.

>>60540401
no. but you can get more credit cards to distract yourself with while nothing happens

>>60540415
No can do. I can barely max out the ones I have. I can't stop paying them off in full.

Why aren't you guys buying snowline gold?

how are you supposed to trade in this absolute insanity?

Short squeeze time?

>>60540440
some days you lose 99% of your accounts some days you gain it back with maybe a couple shekels extra

>>60540440
Been asking that question since a major loss in September. Eventually I came up with a set of trading principals that govern the stocks I pick for options trading. I applied these to a purchase and the next day their website got hacked sending the stock down.

>>60540082
based retard

>>60540259
oh okay. yeah.

>>60540304
What does it mean for market open, specifically MSTR? Should I open a high leverage market long with this Bitcoin price action? Provided it holds until then.

gentlemen.
wallah wallah!
wallah, wallah.

Realistically.
Should I go all in on China here?
Nobody talks about China anymore...

>>60540540
Context:
Given China is producing for the world, they use more power. There is still record demand from China for Australian coal/coke for power plants and steel production.

>futures

>>60540540
as long as the sun shines. we eurocucks get to enjoy volatile electricity prices as the wind turbines some days don't spin or the sun doesn't shine

It is kind of disappointing that by the time we get fusion reactors, which are very close now, that solar and batteries are going to make it not needed for most things. Fusion is literally only going to power computer servers and desalination.

>>60540558
slick

>More reports on Iran-Israel war, Iran reports the heaviest bombardment since war began

uhm, ok

>>60540573
Its even more sad that people are investing in nuclear/uranium right now, their thesis isn't wrong but they're decades early kek they'll be missing out on so many gains just to probably see the returns when they're in their 60s or 70s.

>>60540582
Guess they are locked in these low returns, because reactor plans now are basically for the early 2030's and that assumes they can restart old reactors and make small ones in 5 years. Just takes too long to do this stuff.

>>60540573
And don't forget fusion bombs.

>>60540582
>sad that people are investing in nuclear/uranium right now
fusion is still a long way off. There are still serious engineering problems that cannot be addressed any time soon. There are in depth vids on the problems with various designs. If I understand correctly the size of the reactors are too small and allow neutrons, photons, electrons to escape too early and the walls are damaged by the radiation.

>>60539431
Nyet, you see gay rape is manly and trad, and having a SHARP brief telling you to not rape each other is pussy shit by western homos who even let gays marry. Obviously, Russia would win against the so-called United States because homosecks rape is based and trad.

>>60540600
We've had them for a long time. Waiting forever for antimatter.

>>60540312
More like break grandma when her robotaxi delivers her to her doctors appointment at 100mph through the side of the building.

>#BREAKING Drone strikes military base near Baghdad, says Iraqi military official

>Iranian media quotes officials as saying Tehran has not received any ceasefire proposals


uuuuuuuuh?

>>60540573
Lolno. We'll reach peak economic growth in 2040 or so and enter a new age of decline and mass starvation. I'm not going to be around for that because I plan of dying from an overdose while surrounded by women and ladyboys.

>>60540082
>muh 12 day war
niggish
>>60540154
>What the hell
Trump is a liar. Simple as.

>>60540616

Futures want to react but also want to instantly memoryhole/nothinghappen it

>>60540616
cool now we get a fake news campaign from the oil baggies

>>60540626
nvm, already pumping. Nothing ever happens

>>60540154
>>60540143
>>60540616
Akchyually that's bullish, chuds

>>60540639
How many times do you need to be told? Bobo never gets to cum. Line moves up and right, that's it.

>>60540099
i told you retard to fucking BUY puts when it was 290

you would have made a lot of money if u followed MY ADVICE

I'm up to 198 shares of MAIN i keep growing the position lfg

any retard who bagholded CRCL at 290 deserves to be broke btw

literally 4000 p/e

how much stupider can things get?

>>60540639
>news gets reported
>SPY goes up $3
>news gets rescinded
>SPY goes up another $2
Honk honk

>>60540619
>new age of decline and mass starvation
The don't buy the dip era!

>>60540647
> Iran’s Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi said there was currently no ceasefire agreement with Israel, but said Iran would halt its military response if Israel stopped its strikes on Iran by 4 a.m. local time there.
-cnn
https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/israel-iran-us-strikes-06-23-25-intl-hnk?t=1750727042444

>>60540573
>which are very close now
2 more weeks

>>60540675
>we agree to cease fire if iran ceases fire, but we don't have a ceasefire agreement

>>60540715
*if israel

>futures

>>60540663
You ever stop to think you are the stupid one. It might help if you do.

>>60540718
Which means no. Israel is in full swing. These aren't just punitive strikes. This is an actual campaign. I, for one, will enjoy seeing the Iranians cry about it as well as all their muzzie supporters.
הָבָה נָגִילָה וְנִשְׂמְחָה

>>60540160
The Bobo cope is real and sad!

>>60539337 (OP)
war cancelled
iran cucked, and buck broken
america wins once again
line goes up and to the right, NO EXCEPTIONS

can silver fucking pump already been waiting DAYS I want to get rich NOW

>>60540573
>by the time we get fusion reactors
FYI this YT channel has lots of condensed explanations of the problems related to various fusion reactor types
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vUPhsFoniw

>>60540757
Go platinum for a mans metal you cuck

Meheheuehehehheheuheheheuhehehrhehehehe, bobos are such dumb fucking retards! NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

>>60540743
Everyone knows you're going to destroy the country and kill at least 3% of their population just because you want to. I'm confused though because Iran isn't in greater Israel. Maybe it's about something else.
That's why the market is bullish, it's already priced in.

>>60540749
If that's true then Iran secured itself a few more months of survival. But the Jews want them all dead.

>>60540743
jew

>>60540781
The abnormally huge number of jews on this site never made sense to me. They're loved everywhere else except here. Reddit is pro war.

>>60540757
>buy shiny rock in 1900s
>be frozen in ice for over 100 years
>wake up
>your bags still haven't moved
Silver is literally the shitcoin scam of pms. Literal garbage. Drop it for gold or kys.

>>60539570
+3.02%
TSLA, obviously. But most of tech was surprisingly strong considering global events.

>>60540784
the internet is astrofured to be pro-jew. Any social media site that doesn't conform to it will get censored or outright banned or threatened to (see tiktok).
Only china can save us from the jewish menace

oooooooooooooo
>salami market
oooooooooooooo
>migger market
oooooooooooooo
>thank you for your attention to this matter market

>>60540792
It's not just online, it's also in real life.
People are afraid to criticize them because jews are always ready to call the cops or lawyers on you. It's a bad idea to say anything never about invading iran as well right now. If you tell someone at work during lunch that you don't want to invade another country, there's a chance the local jew will have you fired.

>>60540799
Soon we will round them all up. I want to do all the things they said happened to them last time that didn't happen; especially the holocoaster

>>60540799
Well yes have you seen what they did in the US? they'll literally cancel you for life and a good chance they'll kill you if you say anything anti-israel
They have fucking anti-israel boycott laws in like 20 states.
But people are already waking up, seeing this shit will make anyone know of their tricks and level of control. Even some of trump cocksuckers woke up. Which is saying something.

>>60540769
already pumped

>>60540792
All the founders of tech are jewish so these companies are all going to move to greater Israel like a parasite exploding from the america chest in the future leaving behind a drained and weakened america. Greater Israel is going to have the economy to rival america. Might as well get in early and buy Israeli indexes because their economy is heading to the equivalent of 20 trillion.

>>60540804
History says youre wrong. The jews are closer to being glassed again every day

>>60540779
>Everyone knows you're going to destroy the country and kill at least 3% of their population just because you want to
No. It's because they want to, but precision strikes have ensured minimal casualties. Iran could always give up terrorism and nuclear weapons, but I guess that's too much to ask for.

>>60540781
Good Jewdar, but can you guess what kind of Jew?

>>60540799
>t. picrel

>>60540824
At least you embrace being a villain
When the gas enters your lungs make sure you go out with a cartoonish declaration about how you'll destroy the west successfully when Yahweh shits you back out onto our plane. Like Skeletor from He-man

>>60540829
>want people to give up terrorism
>somehow I'm the bad guy
I don't think you know how that works. Why can't you Arabs be more like the Egyptians? At least they think rationally and know that it's better to live in peace. But Never Again does mean Never Again, my gentile friend. You can kill me when you're willing to earn it on a two way shooting range. The only person that should hold a weapon is one willing to die doing so. Are you willing?

>>60540828
Yeah but that fat stupid cunt deserves it. There are better people you can show that have gotten the backlash for criticizing jews but this dumb cunt dug her own double wide grave.

>>60540834
Lol you wish I was an Arab. I'm the race that has actually proven to be a threat to your people since the Romans. Not a retarded, harmless 70 iq goat fucker.

>>60540834
The iranian sleeper cells and nukes are all imaginary and everyone knows it. No proof anywhere. Tucker Carlson said it himself.
You thought of that to wage offensive war and cause a dip because you were shorting.
And you all bought today, that's why trump tweeted about the ceasefire.
Iran isn't even in greater Israel, shouldn't you wage offensive wars in Iraq and Syria instead?

> less than 1 min ago
Sirens sound in Israel as military says identifies missiles launched from Iran
From CNN’s Eugenia Yosef and Helen Regan
The Israeli military said it has identified missiles launched toward Israel from Iran, and said its defensive systems were activated.

> “A short while ago, sirens sounded in several areas across Israel following the identification of missiles launched from Iran toward the State of Israel,” the Israel Defense Forces said.

> “At this time, the IAF (Israeli Air Force) is operating to intercept and strike where necessary to eliminate the threat.”

> The alert comes after Iran’s Foreign Minister hinted hostilities may have ended, and that Iran would halt its military response if Israel stopped its strikes on Iran by 4 a.m. local time in Tehran.

> It is now shortly before 6 a.m in Iran.

welp this just happened, literally just now, wonder if anyone will care or if this is fake

>>60540845
Also I have the receipts that prove you're scared of me.
>picrel
You fuckers have been trying to destroy my people for centuries. You will fail, as you always have, then after the ovens cool down we'll enter a true american golden age just like every other society that's rid itself of you parasites in the last 2000 years. The stock market gains will be faceripping to say the least.

Act tough, but you know what has happened hundreds of times in the past will happen again. Because jews simply can't learn to be decent human beings.

>no news
>literally nothing happening
>shills and /pol/troons shitting up /smg/ desperately attempting to create market moving narratives
Iran conflict is a nothing burger. It's all contrived and priced in. /smg/ knows it. Everyone knows it. Line goes up to the right simple as.

>>60540862
true but it could go MORE up and to the right if Israel got nuked off the map.

Why the fuck did AMZN have to dump at the bell AGAIN

Will DOW recover?

>>60540845
We consider you on a slightly lower danger scale than the retarded Arab today. Clearly the Arabs are better, because unlike you, they managed to have a semi-competent nuclear program.

>>60540850
>Tucker Carlson said it himself.
That's the only confirmation I needed to know that all the allegations about Iran were actually true.
>Iran isn't even in greater Israel, shouldn't you wage offensive wars in Iraq and Syria instead?
If I stand in front of you while loading a pistol and say that I'm going to shoot you with it, are you going to wait for me to load it, or are you going to shoot me? The answer should be obvious.

>>60540874
Considering that you have a 300-year long protocol directly from your King to destroy our society from within, and Whites have given you the worst whoopings all throughout human history, there are two possibilities. One you are underestimating us, which would be good for us. Two, you're just lying. Quite likely the latter considering you're a jew.

>>60540858
>literal made-up fanfic
If anything, it proves that you are afraid of us, anon, irrationally so.

I’m optimistic about tomorrow, but am concerned about these macro events.

>>60540879
>considering you think this thing I made up about you...
What a hoot, anon. I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time. You really do play the retarded schizophrenic quite well. It would be sad if you were actually serious, so I'm glad you're just pretending to be retarded.

>>60540884
>>60540890
it's afraid

Anyone have sources for business news that aren't infected with Israel-Iran fake news? Looking for sources that are strictly business news.

>>60540891
I think you're just mad, kek.

>>60540873
yes

>>60540915
are you sure?

>>60540885
wow its a packed day

>>60540922
Reasonably

>iran will break the "ceasefire" that they were not even made aware of by shooting a missile into tel aviv
>iran's reputation will plummet even further in the USA
>israel will be given the greenlight to nuke iran off the face of the earth
golden bullrun starts tomorrow

iran shouldnt have nukes

Iran should have nukes.

>>60540958
>>60540966
but did anyone ask if the nukes consent to that?

>>60539456
GLD and im beginning to get nervous. I thought war was supposed to raise the price of gold bros wtf is happening.

Literally what is punping? We almost reached a new high of the last weeks

>>60540972
I've given up on gold. I buy btc instead. If you want to buy gold buy physical gold.

>>60540966
>>60540958
America should NOT have nukes

>>60540986
the market wants to go up, always

the natural movement is up, so absent of bad news it will go up

>>60540787
>>buy shiny rock in 1900s
>>be frozen in ice for over 100 years
>>wake up
>>your bags still haven't moved
>Silver is literally the shitcoin scam of pms. Literal garbage. Drop it for gold or kys.
yep
silver sucks ass
maybe platinum is good? as an alternative to gold
I dunno

>>60540997
truly a store of value. meaning it is worth exactly the same, no more and no less even after 100 years

>>60541004
kind of a good point really
it doesn't go up, but it just sort of stays the same
that is a store of value, after all

Someone paid me $1200 for the option to sell me 100 stocks of HIMS at 43 dollarinos until January next year. Lmao.

>>60541013
>random nigger spike to $999
>get called away same day
>goes back to previous day's price by close
lmao

>>60540787
>>60540997
Precious metals aren't supposed to "moon". They're supposed to keep pace with inflation, which is why people buy them as a store of value.

>>60540991
No i mean what stock is causing nasdaq to pump

>>60540845
You need more sunlight and to go outside more, touch grass bro.

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>>60541022
I sold a put nigga.
Someone paid me $1200 so that they can sell me HIMS stock for $4300 in the next six months. I made a good deal, be happy for me.

>>60539613
dont even think about it, shorties boutta have a massive melty

>>60541013
Good job anon. Keep an eye on the value of the option, if it tanks you can close it for say 800, 900 or more and keep the rest and be out of the contract and do it again. Are you going to invest the premium you go paid into more stocks, or high yield savings account to earn interest on it?

Yo guys remember the tariffs?

>>60541031
There is a non 0 chance hims trades way below 40 by then. Also you are approximately getting paid 5 usd per day for this. Also unless there is giga pump you have locked 4k that could be used elsewhere for a year.

You should have done a pmcc.

>>60541073
Pssst you are supposed to not talk about it until trump posts

psst
SOXL will hit 23.49 tomorrow
then drop down to 19.92

Fake ceasefire

>>60541088
Who fucking cares? Life is fake you retard

How can we bring the euro down?

>>60541106
Oil traders might

>>60540601
>fusion is still a long way off. There are still serious engineering problems that cannot be addressed any time soon.
Actually the problems are all minor now that the magnets are solved.

Repill me on circlwhat is it and why does it fly?

>>60540768
This one is best one, though I admit a love for the steampunk fusion reactor.

>>60540740
yes, i admit that i am stupid for underestimating just how stupid people are in general. it's stupidity all the way down and around.

>>60541112
>Actually the problems are all minor now that the magnets are solved.
I do not think this is correct, if you watch the vids by the guy I linked to, he has a more general one that explains the main problems, and he used to work on fusion projects, he explains why we are still 30 years away and it has nothing to do with the magnets.

>>60540611
Shit doesn't happen like it used to. But it's similar to Greek homosexuality where the pitchers were considered manly and the catchers were considered gay and stigmatized

>>60541084
I believe you completely anonymous man

>>60541124
I looked at some of the topics. Most of it seems like a basic overview or going over strange meme reactor designs. The person doesn't post videos much. Honestly anyone who knows anything about fusion reactors knows that the magnets are the most important part. The rebco/ybco magnets have been a tremendous advancement. They allow us to shrink a reactor from ITER size to warehouse size. It is a tremendous advancement. Magnets are everything!

>>60541161
>Magnets are everything!
Neutrons are a big problem, and since they are neutral they are not affected by magnets. There are good vids describing this and other issues with efficiencies needed to generate electricity.

>israel attack
>iran attack
>us escalation
>iran retaliation
All nothing burgers.

We're basically at where we were weeks ago for EVERYTHING: gas, gold, stocks, btc, etc.
CRABCHADS win again.

>>60541173
crab needs to hold both bobo and bull in its claws to hold them neutral

>>60541187
>>60541187
>>60541187

new bread

>new local high
>almost new atm
>still in pre
Nice war market crash guys

Does anyone have a kino smg podcast, like a daily morning update or after market close thats only like 10-30min long?
Would just be perfect to listen to on the way to work to make sure i dont miss some major themes to research. Everything on spotify is some retarded spam shill faggot or a retarded kramer tier boomer. And fuck youtube

>>60541258
Cnbc or bloomberg