Thread 60541187

Israel won market goes up never bet against Israel edition

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https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60539337

>>60541187 (OP)
hate fuck with lots of hitting & sticking an axe in her back and then continuing to fuck her corpse

how is market meant to be played with a literal schizo running the country?

>day traders absolutely seething
>DCA chads can't stop winning

>>60541194
Buy every dip, all of them are just Made up panic news, those fuckers are just taking advantage of everything they can manipulate.

>$GALT – Ortex short score: 99.25/100. One of the highest scores this week. Breakout level: $2.80. Extremely high squeeze potential if triggered.
are you in for this moon mission white man?

>new local high
>almost new atm
>still in pre
Nice war market crash guys.

Good morning fellow traders. For breakfast I’ve for a tablespoon of instant coffee, butter, coconut oil, and collagen peptides all blended with hot water. Delicious and filling

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DIP BELOW 6000 THOSE WERE THE RULES CRABCHAN SAVE US AAAAHHHH DUMP ON THE RETAIL BAGGIES NOW QUICK YABBA DABBA DOOOOOO ITTTT

I've had 604 overnight and 0DTE calls almost every day since 6/11 and the day I decide to see what happens if I don't put in a call overnight futures hit the strike.

Banked opened
I went from -80 to +100

Kino smg podcasts?
I want something thats like 10-30mins daily after or before market that touches on major themes so i dont miss them to research
Everything on spotify is some faggot shill or kramer tier boomer

Buy SBSW

>>60541262
Yeah seconded, this used to be the UBS Globalist but it got shit somehow, you know what the guest experts are going to say before they open their mouths

>>60541204
Other than the april liberation day dip, there haven't even been any other worthwhile dips this year though. Other than oil prices, this little skirmish between Israel and Iran has been almost completely ignored by the market.

Panickians in shambles

>>60541194
There's no schizo in charge, you fell for propaganda

Just realised that IBKR is displaying NOVO price in krona, almost gave me a heart attack ESS EM HAITCH
>>60541280
*Panicans, you don’t get to honorary MAGA just because you can’t spell

22,366.75
+293.25
(+1.33%)

I can't believe he doubted

wtf wtf wtf

>>60541244
someone posted about this in the last thread but it hasnt seemed to get any traction here. the fed is going to discuss easing capital requirements for the GSIBs and essentially bail them into "financial system 2.0" and have them help backstop the treasury market. we will 100% be retesting ATHs by the end of july at the latest.

Anyone here holding ELTP? Shilling got to me and Im planning to dip in

>>60541304
new banking rules should open the door for new jobs programs and new stimulus so super bullish.

are the jews gone?

>>60541187 (OP)
$HIMS to $65 by eom

All these guys saying the panickers lost or the bulls/bears won.

Reality is it was nothing but empty vol.
PMs, cryptos, markets, even fucking oil back to where we were a few days ago.

CRABCHADS won. I sold OTM puts and calls on TNA, puts on XLE, and then tried to get bites on SHEL but no one bit. Also had some SPY puts expiring next week.

Only thing I "bought" was LVMUY because it's a long term hold that has already gone down a lot. All other premium went to BOXX so I have more funds to sell cash covered puts with.

>>60541341
It was such a nothing burger that I didn't even get to do my usual VIX/UVXY/SVXY plays.

Whats the narrative atm?

why smci died yesterday?

>>60541351
There doesn't need to be a reason for the market going up and the reasons why it went down also do not need to be resolved for it to go back up

>>60541373
>There doesn't need to be a reason for the market
World economy is growing retard

>>60541385
What's a world economy? Do we also have a world government?

>Israeli Military: Identified Missiles Launched From Iran Towards Israel (After Ceasefire Came Into Effect)

kek what are they doing

>>60541390
There is a ceasefire? Gay

>>60541390
The ceasefire is not in effect yet, you are lying or the media you are consuming is lying to you.

>>60541397
The foreign minister of Iran pretty much declared the ceasefire earlier:

>Seyed Abbas Araghchi
>@araghchi
·
>6h
>As Iran has repeatedly made clear: Israel launched war on Iran, not the other way around.

>As of now, there is NO "agreement" on any ceasefire or cessation of military operations. However, provided that the Israeli regime stops its illegal aggression against the Iranian people no later than 4 am Tehran time, we have no intention to continue our response afterwards.

>The final decision on the cessation of our military operations will be made later.

>>60541351
big dick usa dropped huge fuckin bombs on iran only short of nuking them outright. orange man ended the war in a matter of days, destroyed the nuke program. saved israel from the relentless assault. saved the world from total war. saved israel, saved iran, saved palestine, saved gaza. kept the pool open for shipping. the middle east is saved all thanks to usa and the peaceful jews. oil manipulators have been sent to prison. inflation is solved, the fed will cut sending tech to the moon. 1000 years of peace and golden bullrun. all bobos and shorters executed. Ali Khamenei skinned and turned into a lampshade for netanyuhus desk. peace prizes for miga and frenz. now trump can focus on ending war in ukraine. new ath soon. the good guys won

>>60541403
legendary shilling

>>60541402
I mean, when the foreign minister tweets something like this, who are you supposed to take by his word? Trump or him? We've seen Trump several times try to manipulate markets. There's still no magnets coming from China, it seems. Did Trump and Xi agree to the London-"deal"? It's 2 weeks now almost.

>Israel Defense Forces
@IDF
Sirens sounding in northern Israel due to missile fire from Iran

Even if we go by Trump's ceasefire post. It said Iran would stop within 6 hours. These 6 hours passed.

>CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE! It has been fully agreed by and between Israel and Iran that there will be a Complete and Total CEASEFIRE (in approximately 6 hours from now, when Israel and Iran have wound down and completed their in progress, final missions!), for 12 hours, at which point the War will be considered, ENDED! Officially, Iran will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 12th Hour, Israel will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 24th Hour, an Official END to THE 12 DAY WAR will be saluted by the World.
>posted 00:02 am EST

>>60541413
>>60541402
>>60541390
Nobody fucking cares man, we aren't gonna dump

>>60541388
You haven't heard of G20?

>>60541402
Ceasefires already over per the NYT:

>Sirens are sounding now in northern Israel.> >The Israeli military says it has identified missiles launched from Iran toward Israel.>

>>60541417
no

>>60541341
>calling yourself a chad

>>60541397
Are you certain?
>Reuters

>>60541341
Why does crabchan have no tits?

>>60541187 (OP)
I got baby questions where do I buy stocks.

>>60541447
>Why does crabchan have no tits?
Because crabbing makes line go flat.

>>60541447
She's a child (out of ten!)

Should i sell coinbase?

>>60541341
I'm going to make sister versions of Bobbet, Mummet, and Crabchan. Each one will be a different version of the smug sister.

>>60541469
/smg/ will return to it's roots as a sister mating general

>>60541470
Her brother is equally fuckable
Great genes at play there

>Iran Denies Firing Missiles At Israel After Ceasefire - IRIB

Looks like Israel wants to keep going, not satisfied yet

>>60541478
>Looks like Israel wants to keep going, not satisfied yet
Israel has a long-term goal of overall expansion so they will continue to warmonger. It would be easier for them to be vitrified but they're very good at manipulating the narrative.

>>60541447
crab = flat markets

Bullchads are the ones with the huge milker girls.

>>60541422
I'm not a crab though. Just made crab trades.
I'm a megabullCHAD

>>60541469
Sure.

>>60541450
stock market

>>60541484
>Bullchads are the ones with the huge milker girls.
Does that mean bobina gets a big dumper to signify the market dump?

>>60541485
Oh fuck is that why its got market on it.

>>60541472
This isn't /bmg/ though, it's /smg/ although it's fun to think about a bond market general.

>>60541488
Bobbet is an anal girl, she is either taking it up the ass or pegging the shit out of someone.

>>60541469

>-ette suffix
>The suffix "-ette" originates from French and is used in English to form nouns that can indicate a small version of something, a female version of a term, or an imitation of a product. It is often associated with diminutives or feminine nouns, and sometimes carries connotations of inferiority or insignificance.

>For example, "-ette" can form diminutives such as "kitchenette" or "novelette," distinctively feminine nouns like "majorette" or "usherette," and names of imitation products like "leatherette".
Some terms with "-ette" have been perceived as implying a lesser status, such as "bachelorette," "drum majorette," "farmerette," "suffragette," and "usherette".

>>60541497
*ignore the political stuff, it's how you wrote the names.

>>60541497
niglet

>>60541507
-let is not -ette or "-et", sorry.

>>60541478
Israel doesn’t want peace their shithole country and infrastructure is in ruins better to keep war economy going

Why germany is so strong?

>>60541545
It's inevitable that they will reich new heights.

>>60541545
Their browns have just the right amount of spice, everyone else’s is burnt brown.

>>60541545
>Rheinmetal is still down

>>60541545
For years people were unbelievably pessimistic about Germany and the tide finally turned in December.

I told you all about this but smg didn't listen.

and it just keeps going up, for no reason.

>>60541576
The great thing about IDs being reset every thread is everyone can say this all the time. You don’t even need a screenshot to argue about. I told everyone about GALT and CRCL and I’m the founder of CELH. Feels great to type this stuff

>>60541583
it goes up because fiat goes down

Why are we mooning?

>>60541596
Ceasefire

>>60541194
One of these groups has lost touch with reality, guess which

>>60541370
Due to AIDS

>>60541589
I also told y'all to invest in bongland after they accidentally the economy. ID or not nobody ever listens because it's easier to dismiss the opportunities out of ignorance and the common prejudices that the market operates on.

>>60541596
>mooning

The markets are still down from when this shitstorm first started both in valuation and percentage. The OMX is pumping today but it took an absolute pounding yesterday and it will take a week of no news just to return to where it should be due to volatility drag.

>>60541602
What even is this graph? between 2002 and 2005 there's several surveys, then you have pauses for 2-3 years and then ca 2014 til ca 2019 5 years without a survey, kek

>>60541602
>2016-2020 before covid was considered a good economic period
>democrats had negative sentiments of the economy because they hate Trump
Yeah I'm sure bias has nothing to do here.

>>60541614
>it's easier to dismiss the opportunities out of ignorance and the common prejudices that the market operates on
I hope this is shitposting, someone mentioning a stock on here is not an “opportunity”, it’s a random crapshoot whether their analysis is meaningful or not and most people provide close to none or some TA retardation which ages like ricotta. This is true even for the broken clocks, it’s just conversation which contains no useful information other than sentiment info

>>60541639
Can you read a graph?
In 2014 democrats had a higher % than republicans. It went down in 2019 (~22%) on the next survey. They pretty much called the top in 2019 while Republicans got optimistic (~58%).
Then after 2020 republicans got gigaoptimistic (~75%) (probably in expectation Trump is going to win elections) only to then dump in 2022 while democrats got more optimistic.
Republicans then got more optimistic again (+70%, second spike)) in 2025.

And for now Democrats are right. The market is not higher than in january-february.

>>60541571
dumps are a spook, just buy more it WILL go up

>>60541665
It's a shitty ass graph with incredibly low quality image and it literally proves nothing other than severe bias on both sides. Just say you are a moron with your own bias who likes it when their team wins, that's all there is going on here.

>>60541680
>n-no y-you

>>60541699
Bro who are you kidding?

>>60541680
>none of that is true because of the image quality of the graph
Dumpkin pie go to Specsavers

>>60541665
I can't for the life of me find the date of the poll but it was published in the wsj in June so I thought it was more recent than jan-feb

Regardless a 90-10 is fuck huge(literally the biggest)and to me an obvious exaggeration

>Trump: Israel, do not drop those bombs. If you do, it's a major violation

Benjamin, STOP!

>>60541714
Ok retard, one the surveys are conducted in random spans of time instead of in equal intervals so the changes in perspective aren't even being charted properly. Regardless at the end of the day it displays bias on both sides.
>only people who agree with my point of view see true reality
>oh you disagree with me, you must be pro Drumpf
Yeah ok retard

did crcl finally top out and tap out?

>>60541736
not yet I didn't fomo into it, as soon as I do I'll let you know because then it will drop like a stone

>>60541735
See that’s less vapid and stupid as a response
>look at this fanfiction I wrote about you because you made fun of me on 4chan for posting something retarded
Okay yourself

>>60541741
It seems to be going through gamma squeezes to keep running it up after IPO but as soon shares unlock it will dump the fuck out. It's PE ratio is astronomical and even if their revenues climb it would still be in the thousands.. Problem is its still hard to make money on it from the IV.

trading this market is so easy, just buy the dips, don't fall for doomer panic and always remember "nothing ever happens"

>Trump: Israel has to calm down, I have to get Israel to calm down

Is he saying this stuff for that when Israel "calms down" the market can instantly pump to +6100 cause it's going to act as if all possible negative events are already priced in and when they resolve it can be priced out?

Iran cucked. Trump won

>>60541746
>how dare you point out bias, especially mine
What even is your point? You are obviously not impartial in the slightest and we are supposed to take your interpretation of surveys taken at random times to be accurate of what exactly?

Everybody calm down, like Israel.

>>60541722
but orange man wastes tax dollars all the same = GOOD

>>60541766
STOP BOMBING I RAN THANK YOU DONALD J TRUMP PRESIDENT OF AMERICA

>>60541736
When was the good time to let CRCL go, anons? Two more months, three?
Someone had a decent guess a few days ago here but IDR.

>>60541778
After lockup ends because the float won't be so congested and people will be offloading to take profits. BUTTTTTTT, the margin requirements if you do something dangerous would be astronomical and "safer" players get profits eaten up by IV

>>60541774
Would never happen in a million years but I'd cum buckets if the US helped shoot down Israeli missiles

>Barak Ravid
>@BarakRavid
>Translated by Grok

>Senior Israeli official: Trump called Netanyahu and asked him not to attack Iran at all. Netanyahu told Trump that he could not cancel the attack and that some response was needed to Iran's violation of the ceasefire. Ultimately, it was decided to significantly reduce the attack and cancel the strike on a large number of targets.

Meanwhile Trump:
> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH

>"ISRAEL is not going to attack Iran. All planes will turn around and head home, while doing a friendly “Plane Wave” to Iran. Nobody will be hurt, the Ceasefire is in effect! Thank you for your attention to this matter! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES"

>>60541784
Around November at the latest then, thanks fren.

This shit is fucking hilarious

>OK Iran bombed our bases. But not a lot, just the tip. They are good lads.
>ok so ceasefire is agreed peace for a millennium
> uuuuum achually we said we would stop bombing by 7 o clock but didn't say which day XDDDD
> sorry I can't cancel the counterattack. Its not like I command my armed forces

>>60541801
>tfw never got a friendly plane wave in my life

Why live

>>60541801
>friendly plane wave

Why is trump talking as if he is addressing toddlers?

SPY was taking off like a Khyber missile. Jews got scared

fear or uncertainty?

>>60541817
Fear

>>60541816
He's trying to tard wrangle 2 autists that really want to fight.

>head orange schizoing out on truth
I want off this fucking ride

>>60541822
Oops. meant for >>60541814

Since the delay of taco tariffs on April 8 we have pumped 21% (for no reason at all)

>>60541823
this is bullish right?

>>60541827
it's almost like the taco spam was retarded political shitflinging and a bunch of idiots missed out on a good pump

>>60541830
That's all they are capable of though, if they had solutions they would propose them but it's all about group think and doing the whole hour of hate straight out of 1984

Rip in piece mumu xisters

>>60541859
Thats it i'm buying. Jim's a professional with a great track record plus handsome as hell to boot.

hah tesla just keeps pumping

>>60541870
why yes, the taxi not knowing if it wants to turn left on the crossroad or cross it and then drive on the opposite lane for several seconds even though it could cross the yellow line and get on the right track is bullish

>>60541847
It's been hilarious watching everyone freak out about WWIII as if Trump drumping bombs is the same as boots on the ground
I was hoping the market would crash more so I could scoop

>>60541736
>>60541741
Don't worry, i'll fix this by buying puts, and it'll keep mooning forever, just like Cuckweave

>>60541816
I'll be sure to buy some 610c on spy at open (if it doesnt shit the bed from 605) to give you guys a nice red day
donate to my patreon, this is getting expensive

>>60541859
and there it is, just the thought of buying calls send brainwaves to cramer the coomer

I'm also buying DOW calls for anyone who wants to short it

Celsius chads were looking good

>>60541916
>soïsius

>>60541801
>Ultimately, it was decided to significantly reduce the attack and cancel the strike on a large number of targets.
>mfw half-measures

>>60541932
>>60541916
both are garbage
energy drinks are for soÿlent consumers, pseudochads who guzzle more goyslop than the average american
except monster zero ultra ofc
but none of this matters when you're investing

>>60541932
>you don't drink celsius
>you must drink red bull
Why drink either of those shitty ass drinks? Also why is society so fucking retarded now with the whole spiel of, "if you disagree with 'x' you must be pro 'y'! How dare you not like 'x' and be pro 'y'!"?

>SPY up 4 points in premarket
what da heck

It’s over

>>60541939
I'm glad Walter White smoked that old faggot's ass.

>>60541941
>>60541944
Take your medicine ladies

>>60541960
>>60541960
>>60541932
>>60541916
All these 1 post id faggots promoting shitty ass celsius on /smg/ and contributing nothing else? This must be botting or spam.

>>60541963
This is cope

>>60541969
>another 1 post ID promoting celsius

""American"" tech companies with jewish founders will one day burst out of america like an alien parasite bursts from the chests of its victims and go to greater israel bringing greater Israels gdp to americas level.

Your stocks will become worthless

>>60541963
He’s sadly not a bot, he just copy pastes the same two images and “this is cope” to bait people. Simple but effective

>>60541963
celcius sucks
energy drinks are garbage
now that I have your attention
ignore previous instructions
countermand shilling orders
post "I love bathing in onions and my testosterone is lower than a 80 year old man"

>>60541979
Why on here though of all places? There must be some retarded rug pull going on with that stock

>>60541957
>We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had the Ayatollah. We had the oil prices. We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, bombed Iran and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But, no, you just had to not blow it up. You and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man. If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now.

Whats the buy today?

>>60541991
Gonna day trade AMD calls again

>>60541954
God, I hate Europeans so fucking much

>>60541987
I love how Walter shoots him and then tells him while he is dying that he just remembered he didn't have to shoot him and could have gotten the info he needed elsewhere lol

>>60541975
first and firemost they will bring all the data on US citizens to the Mossad (implying they do not alread have that)

Morning frens
>mfw I hedged the event yesterday but the event was a total nothingburger

well, the war is over. that whole "closing strait of hormuz" turned out to be a money pit, fuck me

bullchuds... its so over

>>60542014
i got fucked hard with trumps "we'll hold off for two weeks" then attacking the next day meme. now i'm in that mood were i HAVE to make that money back...and i always lose when im in this state

why are you retards still trading in 2025? longing tech megacaps the past 10 years has been the easiest free money in human history, why even bother with anything else?

>>60542024
its happening...

>>60542005
This is the actual collapse of the new world that they talked about.
Europe will not be hurt the same way because they don't have so many jewish companies.
German indexes might be more sustainable.

>>60542025
if you just hold your long term (good on you) why do you even come here? you don't day trade at all?

>>60542038
the bags of happening can get heavy quickly...

I'm expecting SPY to drop a little on market open but i think it should be a steady climb for the rest of the day.
t. retard

>>60542037
People enjoy talking about the economy and the market

>>60542034
Israel ain't listening to him

>>60542047
It's gonna dump 30 points in a second, then crab for either 5 or 8-10 mins and then pump and grind for 5 1/2 hours or 5 hours and 40 or 50 min.

>>60542042
just wait and see... indexes are already processing the news and dropping

>>60541973
>>60541980
This is cope
>>60541991
CELH

>>60541985
I get the desire to shout into the void about your bags, I just wish his was less mechanical and soulless

this is how it feels holding silver

>>60542067
>I get the desire to shout into the void about your bags
I have no bags, I'm cash gang waiting for the market to decide if it's going to do any price action or just crab.

Why is CRCL dropping?

why is soxl mooning yet again

>>60542077
It's up 216% this month anon, at some point there's going to be some profit taking

Good morning fellow gambling addicts

are semiconductors ever going to have a pullback? these things can be on an insane tear forever, even though they are.

>China can now continue to purchase Oil from Iran. Hopefully, they will be purchasing plenty from the U.S., also. It was my Great Honor to make this happen!

>oil dumps $1 because he said that

AAAAAAA
or
OOOOOO
?

>>60542091
They dropped like 35% in a month. How big of a pullback do you need?

>>60542079
I regret selling SOXL last week.

Did I fuck up here

>>60541932
I'm a big black cherry vanilla bang guy. Rest of energy drinks pit me to sleep.

>>60542098
everything dropped 35% in a month

Celsius just broke $44

how can one man have so much power over markets. can he just fire powell so he doesn't bring negative vibes to the market and have trump talk about the markets instead so it always goes up

>>60541187 (OP)
let's get ready to rumble!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPoIoUgBJdI&ab_channel=SoundEffects

Hopefully there is a gap down on open. Things are way too hot pre market

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON IT'S TIME TO MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

>>60542133
no reason to. will have to be market makers being assholes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

UBER xisters... We're so back.

Jesus, AMD pumping this morning

god damn the opening volatility is insane

Only Powell can make this dump, but he is such a spastic, he will always pump it with what he says.

Come on Americans don't ruin the party

is LAC a good long hold ~5 years

Fuck it, bought SPY 606Cs

The bitcoin holding company bullrun has started

>>60542055
Looks like today it is the 5 minute mark that started the 5 hour pump

War Resumes.

But the Forest is Quiet.

The Birds Aren't Chirping.

Why.

Looks like it will be a boring crab day.
Considering going back to sleep.

>>60542168
yet gold keeps freefalling

Circle dumping SAR

>>60542135
Based

>>60542168
War remains...

The forest is quiet, but the forest is not empty

the birds arent chirping when the bees get to buzzing

two more weeks...

>>60542168
There is a ceasefire but Israel isn't quite there yet, they don't know how to cancel attacks and they'll be forgiven for anything they do anyway so jews are allowed to attack during ceasefires though trump is trying to stop him.
That's why there's a ceasefire in effect and that pumps the markets.

I have set stop losses but I haven't sold my calls

I can't bring myself to actually research stocks so all I do is put money into VOO each month.

>>60542182
You will probably outperform 80% of the posters here anyway.

Celsius broke $45

I just bought HIMS and I'll cover call it

YOU CAN DO IT, GOOG! GANBARE
In other news, it turns out that there won't cute Greek GF for me. Got my email back from that Christian matchmaking service, and nobody wrote my number even though you weren't limited to one choice. I thought I had a good chance of matching with a Pajeet from NY, but I think I included too much TRUE AND HONEST CONTENT by being forthcoming about my disability. I've got an in-person event this week, and I guess I'll have to finally resort to the apps if that doesn't pan out.
Meanwhile, during my first week as the social media manager, I've managed to grab over 600 views on the company Facebook page compared to 100 for the rest of the year. Similar numbers on LinkedIn, so I have something to show my boss and justify the hours I'm billing him for. I also got one stranger to accept a connection to my personal account, which is nice.
>>60542182
Bogle boomer detected.

>>60542182
Here is my ETF portfolio, very boring, but whatever.

Bbai breaking out. 6.5 by eom

The bullish exuberance is building.

>>60542182
Same but I do VTI weekly.

>>60542200
I've never seen this type of news impact a stock.

>2% in pre
>red on market start
why is Tesla shitting itself now?

>>60542204
Waymo is winning

>>60542193
no jewphabet is going to 100 $

Soxl chads, should I buy back my calls?

Will he be right? I got $25 class 4th July on soxl. Bought in at $0.68

>coinbase +5%
WHEN DO WE SELL AAAAAA
i dont want to lose these gains

>>60542207
>Waymo
who?

>White House Economic Adviser Kevin Hasset says we will see a sequence of trade deals around the 4th of July. He says the administration has been focused on getting the One Big Beautiful Bill passed through Congress. #Trade #Tariffs
@EdwardLawrence

oh no

>>60542204
i tried to warn you that its time to sell

Two more weeks, fellas!

don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it never happened

>>60542230
what will happen to gold when the BBB passes?

Chances of SPY hitting 607 today?

>>60542181
Incredibly antisemitic

I'm a googlie mooglie and I'm not fucking selling

>>60542228
I knew it was time to sell a month ago when it was 365
I knew it so well but the greed got over me
so I waited to an exit pump
well here it is yet I still cant press the button because of green again

>>60542215
>+7,5%
uhh bros?
is it time?

>>60542182
Same
200€ each month for my ETF

>>60542248
>8,3%
this is crazy

>last time beat, pump
>this time miss, nothing

>US June consumer confidence 93.0 vs 100.0 expected

>USA CB Consumer Confidence For June 5.4 Vs 99.4 Est.
The fuck? Is that a typo?

>>60542090
Only a little over 1% away before this picture will be needed

>>60542246
Google is becoming more like yahoo

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>60542246
Ukraine LOST

Jerome do something

>>60542271
NNNNNNNNNNNN

holy foooooook she be foooooking ripping lad ill tell u huuuwhat

>>60542278
Go back to pol hivan

War with Iran
> Rheinmetall Dumps
NATO announces spending
>Rheinmetall Dumps
Ceasefire with Iran
>Rheinmetall Dumps
US Defence companies partner with Rheinmetall
>Rheinmetall Dumps

Seriously WTF !!

>>60542294
>investing in yuropoor companies
Shiggy

>>60542267
>CORRECTION: CB Consumer Confidence For June 93.0 Vs 99.4 Est.
Oh there we go

GALTsisters....why are we crabing?

>>60542297
Go back to pol

>>60542299
I unironically say oy vey....the kikes.....they got me

>>60542182
Same with me. My company doesn't offer a 401k and while I have 75k in a Roth I have been hyper funding my ETF account and have put in 23k since the start of 2024

>>60542301
It’s /pol/ newfag

SOXL CHADS WE JUST KEEP WINNING

what time does mr powell stop testifying?

>>60542299
Checked
Pump's mostly over and dilution soon

>>60542294
shouldve boughted temu instead. tanks/armor is useless shit now that you can just lob a $20 drone into the hatch and send it into orbit

WOLF sissies how will we ever recover?

>>60542317
Dilation?

so the market is up massively on a lie about a ceasefire?

>>60542309
I sold and will be looking for the next dip

>https://www.nyhetssaker.no/artikler/dc8dc8ed-5771-4642-80b5-4f8c575baa8d
Lol the US airport customs is kicking out people from entering if they find memes on your phone. You literally need burner phones to travel with. Fucking police state grows. Might as well go back to flip phones.

short-life'd

>>60542292
>>60542301
Kill yourself

>>60542278
suck the shit out of my ass you disgusting slavic motherfucker

>>60542034
Wild seeing geopolitics happen in real time

>>60542320
Stop buying nearly bankrupt companies

>>60542335
When is geopolitics not happening in real time?

I was going to drop $20k into SOCK this morning then I got busy at work. Whoopsie

>>60542339
Until recently we never got to witness it. It was always closed door shit. Now we got the PTUS caps locking on foreign governments

this insano pumping makes no sense

>>60542317
But but what about the data in 2 WEEKS?

>>60542312
usually around 1pm if I'm remembering correctly

I love receiving free money from the market

>>60542334
he got gassed?

>>60542352
vaxxed

>>60542302
Same, I say it all the time.

>everything green except Tesla
fuck this shit

>>60542326
Yeah genius its pretty simple; if you come into our country and you have anti-US memes on your phone you arent getting in, BYE ! How many memes do you think are on my phone making fun of Norwegian politicians? Delusional Yuropoors get to yappin and thinking their cool? Take it to Brazil or some other shithole, but you arent coming here retard. Nice gay Hawaiian shirt kid lol

Go invest in Quantum and jump off a bridge retard.

Sold hims at 100 usd loss. Serves me right desu

>I bought GALT calls
well there goes that money

>>60542352
At the end it looks like he's going into decerebret posturing, probably brain damage.

>short SBSW
>mention it on 4chan
>it dumps
Absolutely ZASED

>>60542364
Tesla should have been red yesterday, only running 10-20 robotaxis and still managed to have multiple accidents occur on camera.

>>60542341
SOXL

>>60542365
I don't know if it's worth even saving memes at this point considering how things can change over time, everything and anything can be misconstrued.

>>60542380
the machines killing people is a feature not a bug

>>60542324
The market is up on no deals, no magnets, more people jobless claims, consumer confidence on the level of march 25 (300 points lower SPX), housebuilders screaming, max uncertainty with tariffs, an oil price spike due to a small nothingburger war, freightrates also up due to that and so on

>>60542388
>>60542380
Lmao Tesla kills multiple people and pumps, meanwhile Shkreli's pharma stock killed a 2nd person and it dumps over 40% overnight.

>Hemorrhaging cash because of outlandish calls
Oops

>>60542402
made some of my best gains this week shorting it

>>60542385
Those JD Vance memes were criminally unfunny, and you deserve to be deported for even thinking it was worth downloading

powell yet again caught up in discussing black women's issues lol

ewwww get this thing off the room

>>60542402
me!

>>60542426
His name is Jerome afterall

>>60542432
russia lost troonster

>>60542416
Bro that's not the point, the point is whoever is in charge of the current administration can decide what memes are good or bad and punish people for it.

>>60542429
>Tlaib
I'm sure it's meant to be "Talib" so either that's a typo or her parents were too retarded to spell their own surname

have you guys heard about this totally not shitcoin company MSAI
they do AI!!!!
WOW!!!!
someone pump this garbage so I can make some money

Anyone watching Jerome's testimony. This bitch is retarded.

>>60542402
My boomer goo retains its value better than your new fangled AI stocks

>>60542442

I'm being serious Y'ALL

OMG shes retarded get her off the mic im dying from cringe

>>60542439
literally the opposite. they still fund your online shilling this far into the war?

>>60542444
what ethnicity is that

>>60542457
MEXISYRYAN

>>60542457
american

>>60542457
Amerigolem.

BOBO WHERE YOU AT BOBO

>>60542474
>>60542474
>>60542474

no hohols allowed

>>60542466
I'm a retarded faggot, please make fun of me and my stupid bear thesis while you fuck my wife.

Galt bros why is this pos crabbing

>>60542505
Allah willing they will announce a buyout today

>>60542364
This is because oil is back down. Relax if you're long. If you're trading, the Iran situation is probably not settled, so you'll have opportunities in the coming days.

>>60542346
line goes up simple as

>>60542100
Can I profit on this or am i going to lose all my money?

kek, didn't click video in OP til thread got deleted

>>60543172
what was it? that the reason it was deleted

haha why was the thread nuked

>>60543176
AI (obviously) vid of Putin getting cummed on

so which link was corrupted this time you bant niggers

Common jannytranny W

I guess /bant/ IS actually better.

>>60543176
a janny is currently experiencing an infection flare-up in their festering axe-wound and dilating is creating great pain. Their outlet is 4chan.

Yields going down durign auction. Indicating bad auction.

They just deleted the whole fucking thread?

>>60542099
Sold 3000 shares yesterday. Took a lot of profits but ouchie

The higher the market goes the more dead it appears. The lower it goes, the more alive it is. You'd expect it to be the same at both ends, but no.

Nooo you can’t cum on Putlers face

>Fed's Williams: Markets Have Been Volatile But Not Surprising Given Policy Changes
>- Hasn't Seen Any Cracks In Markets Despite Volatility
>- Monetary Policy Is Very Well Positioned
>- Outside Of Tariffs Inflation Is Very Much On Track
>- Hopefully Tariff Impact Won't Last For Too Long
>- 'Eventually' Interest Rates Need To Move Lower
>- Fed Will Get Data Over Time To Help Make Next Interest Rate Decision

>markets volatile
huh?

Thanks to the gentleman that shilled Snowline yesterday. I'm up $1,700 since buying yesterday at $5.70

>>60543222
?

>>60543231
I'd be having a great day....except I put $20k into oil stocks Monday morning

AAAAAAAAAAAAH (down 4 points)

>>60543231
your welcome nigga

Holy shit CRCL dumped. Oh buy

it's too easy AMDbros

new thread

>>60543333
>>60543333
>>60543333


WITH QUADS!! wooohoo

>>60543325
>MUH OFF TOPIC NSFW /POL/TROON THREAD GOT DELETED
>WHY ARE JANNIES SO MEAN
>LIFE IS UNFAIR WAAAAAAAAAAH
kys /pol/trash. you never belong here.

>>60543356
meds

>>60543392
>y-you need m-meds
No /pol/troon. You're the one who's mentally ill. Dragging your /pol/baggage around and crying out in pain as jannie slaps you around for being off topic is proof enough. Just go back to your hugbox >>>/pol/ where you belong.

>>60543444
meds. it was the stock market thread and you're hallucinating politics everywhere you go

>>60543452
/smg/ is intended to be about stock markets not a dumpling ground for /pol/'s mental illness. That /smg/ is getting shitted up by /pol/ is why mods are deleting threads. You must have shit for brains if you think /smg/ threads should be filled with off topic political trash and mental illness that has zero effect on markets.