>>60544918 (OP)
idk man they seem pretty happy.

>>60544918 (OP)
>Don't even have to guess what the song is because it was played to death at my school the moment it came out
>mfw i can't bring myself to hate it

>>60544918 (OP)
I'm afraid that for getting a promotion to manager in Walmart you really should get the MOOVES.

>>60544918 (OP)
>>60544953
I hate the Cupid shuffle, it's too complicated, I always embarrass myself while doing it.

If you do this as part of your paid hours, then what's the problem? More fun than wiping shart from the aisles.

>>60544986
>If you do this as part of your paid hours
You don't, because that shit is labelled as "training".

>>60544999
Shouldn't training count as work too?

>>60544918 (OP)
>that guy shopping in the background
id work at walmart if they didnt make me do the humiliation ritual alas they wont so i neet

>>60544918 (OP)
>be alternate universe me
>get typical wife
>wife does this at work for $10 an hour
>comes home
>refuses to cosplay and sexily dance for my pleasure
Who's really the husband in this scenario?

>>60544918 (OP)
americans are so weird
the closest I've ever done to this was exercise while working, and that shit was actually good for me because I sat all the fucking day in front of my computer
but this shit? this is a fucking humilliation ritual

>>60544918 (OP)
Looks pretty fun and healthy!
We should be happy at work!

>>60544953

Down down boogie man boogie man

That's all I ever picked up from that song.

>>60544918 (OP)
I was a wagie in my 20s and would have more fun doing stuff like this (high as a kite on really good weed) than my current job where I clear $300k but get drug tested (security clearance). So as the roman said: if the shoe fits

A wagie with a halfway decent job is almost always more satisfied and happier with life than all of the biz neets combined even the "rich" ones. Why is that?

>>60544999
training can only be done while you're on the clock retard

>>60545231
>need drugs to be happy
Seems a junkie kind of problem.

>>60544918 (OP)
>Everyone there is older so its probably a chill and fun place
>Plenty of downtime and a fun boss means you get to waste 15-30 minutes doing a silly little dance for tiktok and get paid for it
>Everyone who was part of it gets to have something funny to talk about for the week, lightening the week

Do you hate fun OP?

>>60544918 (OP)
This actually looks fun. I make 300k wfh as a software engineer and I'm bored out of my fucking mind

>>60545434
Same. Legit depressed a bit because of nothing to do. I started doing some game development project with some university grads as a project manager but it's not the same since it's so low value to anyone and I'll abandon it.
I kinda see now how retirement will be and now I understand why retirees in Austria decide to work even when they can retire.
I see my father in law doing fuck all every day and then I remember hey I'm in that same situation for the past 6 months.
I legit like producing value, be it small things like helping out at home or at work.
I thought I'm being groomed for something at work but it's just shit organization. Meanwhile I make more yearly than the prime minister of my country.
Thought about driving a taxi while the clock goes, but I don't want to deal with retards.

>>60545372
>Thinking being sober is happiness
Seems like a normie problem.

>>60545485
Have you ever thought of picking up a rich man's hobby? Being that rich and in Europe opens a lot of doors and opportunities.

>>60544918 (OP)
oh i'm laffin

DESERVED. FREE THEM.

>>60545569
imagine dealing with this shit for $12/hr holy shit lol

>>60545584
lol
I'd elbow lock that fag and slam his face on the counter for FREE

>>60545311
kek

>>60545569
these places don't even care about their staff enough to hire a security guard.

>>60544918 (OP)
is there a song that goes along with this wagie shuffle?

>>60546019
They wouldn't need a security guard if the wagie had just given the man his mild nuggies like he ordered

>>60545311
>t. anon who thinks real life works exactly like in his retarded imagination

>>60545569
kek this is what wagie fast foodies deserve
I love ruining their day by complaining and insulting them

>>60544918 (OP)
how can they be minorities when they're literally everywhere

>>60544923
One must imagine Shaniqua happy

>>60545569
now THIS is how you treat a wagey

>>60545231
Damn I only make $150k with my TS/sci. Super easy though

>>60544923
I've long decided that I'd rather be rich and miserable than poor and happy.

>>60544953
>Cha Cha Slide
>My Humps
>Cotton-Eyed Joe
>Hot in Herre
>Yeah
School dances had such dogshit music, but you got to grind on girls asses all night. It's a mixed bag.

>>60544918 (OP)
Please tell me theres one with sound.