Crashing this fake and LGBT market edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Previous: >>60545108

>iran saying they will restart the nuclear program

They don't know what the FUCK they are doing

Stop crabbing ffs

>>60547106
It doesn't matter what they say, they're going to do it anyways. Nukes are the only way to guarantee sovereignty.

Is we getting a stimulus this year?

Are the comparisons between CSCO and NVDA still relevant?

>>60547014
>>60546986
>>60546955
>>60546948

>WTI up 2% today

Bros....maybe I can still make it....

>0.00%

>>60547145
Live cucking man shits ridiculous

>>60547120
Still waiting on extra food stamps

How do you get over all the coulda shoulda beens?

>World Bank cuts 2025 US economic growth forecast to 1.4% from 2.3%

>>60547120
>Is we getting a stimulus this year?
Let me fix that for you.
>Ibs wis gennin stimlus dis yar?

CRCLbros... I bought at 270

>>60547162
I consult the dopamine/endorphin/serotonin chart.

I have 300 shares of soxl, should I be selling covered calls

>>60547173
Where is investing (gambling)

>>60547183
Absolutely. Wait for a really green day, though

This is the fakest bear day I've ever seen.

>>60547189
I've only ever done regular calls before so it'll be new to me. Is it usually beneficial to do short term with relatively high strike price (maybe 3 or 4 points)?

I hope you bought NINTENDO!!

man everything just crabs downwards today

>>60547173
Isn't meth more of a multiplier? Everything is more fun with adderall, but its not like the drug itself does anything.

What's happening with CRCL?

Looks like a red day

>>60547226
War arc is over, back to the trade war arc.

>>60547198
Go for 30-45 days out, attractive strikes (i.e. well above your cost basis), delta of 30 or less. You can go longer than that of course but I prefer 30-45 days for flexibility.

>selling soxl calls
how retarded

>SCHD -2%
tfw fell for the dividend meme

It's not so peachy out there, guys. I'm mildly spooked.

>US 5-Year Note Sale Results

- High Yield Rate: 3.879& (prev 4.071%)
- Bid-Cover Ratio: 2.36 (prev 2.39)
- Direct Accepted: 24.4% (prev 12.4%)
- Indirect Accepted: 64.7% (prev 78.4%)
- WI: 3.874%

not as good as auction yesterday

>>60546948
this is why it's so important to have a profit target %, unchecked greed will often end up with nothing to show or even losses, i push for 10% target when wheeling, have I closed positions before it reached peak? yes, but I have consistently banked profits that i throw into index funds
>>60547183
make sure the strike price is something you are truly comfortable letting go of your shares

>>60547100 (OP)
Wtf happened!?!?!?

slowmo dump...
just drop the bid mfer

>>60547106
worry not
Nothing ever happens
line goes up and to the right, forever

>>60547243
>treating dividend etfs like a growth stock
You should really understand what you are doing before doing it.

10 more shares of MAIN slurped
I love when it dips

JEROME DO SOMETHING

Nigvidya bros
WGMI

>>60547273
I fell for the meme and treated it as a safer investment than growth stocks...

>>60547258
It is dropping for profit taking and to fake people out into giving up yesterdays gains.

>>60547281
It is, you can expect it to hold up better than voo or schg or vgt or qqq etc in a downturn.

Tesla made nothing from robotaxi debut what a fraudass stunt lmao

>>60547277
ATH makes listening to retarded dei girl worth it

>>60547106
>>60547115
>>60547271
Iran decimated like half of Israels capital.
People are starting to note that Israel seems to be incapable to keep up with their own destruction-they rebuild slower than they destroy themselves. And people were figuring this out before they even started the Iran shit.
Iran won this war. It is very obvious.
Israel straight up underestimated Iran in their social cohesion(didnt turn on leader) and also the insane amounts of missile launchers hidden in their mountains.
Also apparently air power is useless against a zillion hidden missile launchers.
The west has learned a lot.
Of course the west could have smashed Iran but the political cost is to great of a price to way.

>>60547294
Wow thank you mr president

>>60547293
>Of course the west could have smashed Iran but the political cost is to great of a price to way.
Only cause we know where it leads. To Iraq style insurgency, but way worse. Cause Iran has a higher population now than Iraq did pre-invasion. IED's plus drones adds to the horror.

>>60547106
If youre hated by western zog (or eastern zog as well) obtaining nukes is literally the only way to make yourself safe from being pushed around and attacked. See also Ukraine, Russia only attacked because they managed to trick dumbfuck Ukraine into giving them up.

Its not about whether it's morally right or wrong for Iran to get nukes, it's a matter of survival for them. Like a starving animal.

>>60547294
I'm doing my part

>>60547293
>Iran won this war. It is very obvious.
maybe on backwards day
Iran got dumpstered, no cumpstered
they were cucked, booty blasted, and shitter shattered
the iranians' collective national anus was turned into israel's cum dumpster, metaphorically speaking, and then america railed iran for some sloppy seconds

if we just never sell, then prices will skyrocket like housing prices right?

>>60547299
Israels ideal scenario was to lure us into that quaqmire and have the US and middle east destroy themselves with nuclear Israel able to rise from the ashes.
A very realistic scenario unfortunately that it seems Trump saved us from but only time will tell.

why do you hate NINTENDO!!

I've been spamming it here for weeks!!

>>60547307
Dumb bears preventing us from activating the infinite money glitch.

can tesla FUCK OFF

>>60547293
what are you smoking bro? iran absolutely got humiliated, their air defenses were instantly neutralized and they had no way to mitigate damage from the israelis, then the americans came in and slapped them with the most advanced conventional bombs in human history WITHOUT RECOURSE, iran's retaliation was a purely symbolic attack on Al Udeid air base was easily swatted away, iran has no leverage and their economy is shit, the supreme leader and the IRGC may have a political hold on the country but things are really really bad, hate to say it but israel took a massive gamble and it's paying off

Why are they illegally suppressing the price of NVDA?

>>60547311
>why do you hate NINTENDO!!
Because we need R rated Metroid and Zelda!
>Samus defeated and working in a brothel

huh what news could be behind this crash

>>60547342
Market moves without reason

>>60547342
Profit-taking after a pretty dumb pump

>Ukraines Zelenskyy Posts On X "I had a good meeting with @POTUS in The Hague. ...We discussed the protection of our people with the President — first and foremost, the purchase of American air defense systems to shield our cities, our people, churches, and infrastructure. Ukraine is ready to buy this equipment and support American weapons manufacturers. Europe can help. We also discussed the potential for co-production of drones. We can strengthen each other."
Motherfuckers gonna buy weapons from the US with money we gave them? Lmao

>ath
>calling it a crash
hello no portfolio kamhar tourists, slit your faggot wrists and bleed yourself out

Hmmm bought some hood and hims csps. The wheel strategy is not for puzzles.

>>60547360
what or where is kamhar
I know of kamar-taj

>>60547360
well good morning boomer

Seriously , what can cause an march like crash in the market right now?

>>60547293
I think Israel expected more American support.

They don't seem to get just how many people in the west have been waking up since 2020.
Also their useful idiots on the left don't support them because the brainwashing went too far and they view Israel as a white western nation.
The only people who backed American involvement are captured members of the establishment, and the dumber minority of MAGA, the naive boomers and cult-like caricatures the left always claims represent everyone who isn't a democrat.
I think that's the main reason Trump was able to just drop a few bombs and call a quits. If they had more support, they'd absolutely be trying to send American troops to fight for them on the ground, escalating this into another forever war.

>>60547379
Trump tariffs 90 days being up next month. Mainly lack of EU trade deal and problems with other trade deals.

>>60547318
agreed NVDA should be under $100
fucking millenial retards

>>60547383
I dont think people care about tariffs anymore and are fixated on possible rate cuts

>>60547383
The big pause on Jina doesn't expire til August

>>60547379
I think a rate cut would do it. The narrative is that the current economy is good; a rate cut signals worsening conditions and a need for money printer

>>60547392
But what about the Belize and comoros tariffs?

>>60547284

No, I mean the picture!!!!

>>60547394
Rate cut would mean people rushing to get loans to put in the market

>>60547293
what the fuck are you smoking retard

Is there a bigger group of deluded faggots than dividend investors? Try reading the SCHD reddit board. It's the best cope since the AT&T yahoo finance boards.

>>60547383
Even the effects from the 10% baseline tariffs can crash the market. They haven't really hit most prices or earnings yet. It has to be one or the other.

>>60547401
them and jepitards are hilarious
>muh divvies

Hypothetically speaking:
You need to step away from the market for a few days/weeks. You won't have unsupervised internet or phone access, so you won't be able to trade.
Where do you park your money before you go? Cash?

>>60547382
>Also their useful idiots on the left don't support them because the brainwashing went too far and they view Israel as a white western nation.
Sucking Israeli cock has always been a conservative past time.

more bull juice coming soon!

>>60547415
no, buy SGOV or TIP. essentially risk free but with a modest return while you wait

>>60547415
For me, it's BIL
>>60547427
Or this

Buy SBSW

>>60547427
Ok. My settlement account with Fidelity is SPAXX right now, but yeah looks like SGOV would do a bit better

oh wow nvidia broke 150 again

>>60547440
yup ATH and still climbing

>>60547438
yea i also favor SGOV. its a bit newer so it could drift from coupon like the others over time, but its negligible. probably reinvest the divs too
when you learn about SGOV and the like, i feel bad that 99% of normgroids hold cash or hi yield savings beyond daily and emergency liquidity

>>60547258
China VVon.

>>60547379
Literally nothing, we are risk on for 7 years minimum
>>60547383

They had 90 days to make a deal, that's 30 more than iran, if the deals do not happen by day 91 then it's war, simple as

Soxl gang how are we doing today?

>>60547489
I sold

>crwv drops
>nvdia climbs

I'm noooooticing

tsla finally starting to fall to zero as no one is buying the hype anymore

>>60547436
Hmm

>>60547491
I just adjust my stop. Yeah I may not hit the top but I'm far more likely to ride it up.

>>60547415
Yes cash. I have cash sweep bond etfs might not even yield before you sell them. Then whatever tax headache you added for something so measly.

Sorry I’ve been at work all day, am I supposed to dip buy TSLA? IBKR is like “hurr durr they don’t make very much money” but that’s always been true, what’s the deal?

Hope you guys didn’t sell!

RIP market
Bulls in shambles

>>60547512
It's just reverting after a stupid pump.

WUHATJ DTHED UFCUK OIS HAPPNING????
I CAN'T TRADE OPTIONS ANYMORE

>>60547521
Lost too much

>>60547521
You probably have a hold on funds cause you are under 20k or whatever it is to be able to day trade.

>Retailers are rushing returns back to resale market as Trump tariff costs hit item economics
That doesn't sound like good news

Newbie here, just have a couple months and 6 books on my back.
I have a question - regarding stocks specifically - what exactly is the way a company benefits from stock sales?
There's an IPO, stocks are sold to the public yadda yadda but after a certain point it's mostly institutions and retail buying stocks from one another, right? Where's the benefit in the company for having people trade their stock but not necessarily buying it from the company itself?

>>60547415
I mean if you do it right you can slide it into a high interest savings at 4 to 5%> Robinhood offers it directly if you're brave

>>60547535
1. Market Liquidity = Shareholder Value

Liquidity means people can buy or sell shares easily at fair prices.

A liquid market encourages more investors to participate.

This supports a healthy share price, which is important because:

Founders, employees, and early investors often hold large amounts of stock.

A high share price = more wealth for them.

It also reflects market confidence in the company.

2. Stock Price as a Currency

Publicly traded shares can be used for:

Acquisitions: Companies can use stock to buy other companies.

Employee Compensation: Stock options and RSUs (restricted stock units) are key parts of compensation packages.

Raising More Money Later: The company can issue more shares later in what's called a secondary offering.

Higher share prices = more capital raised with less dilution.

3. Brand Credibility and Visibility

Being publicly traded increases the company’s profile and prestige.

It can help with marketing, attracting talent, partnerships, etc.

4. Governance and Accountability

Stock trading creates price signals that reflect investor perception.

Boards and executives watch this closely—it can drive strategy or indicate problems early.

>>60547489
>SOXL
>YOU PUSH IT

>>60547382
people have been getting progressively more retarded since 2020

>>60547535
Maintaining the scam. Giving directors stock to keep the company afloat.

Where are Snowline niggers now? PEA meant nuttin

>A socialist muslim jeet mayoral candidate for NYC

SOXL cash covered puts for this Friday at 24.

Yes or no?

>>60547542
how many years have you been posting this, anon? I ballpark it at at least three.

>>60547560
That's a big nope

>>60547100 (OP)
>CTRL + f
>no GALT

you all have given up?

Market so boring that it's bringing back my repressed memories. Just remembered the time when I was giving an online presentation and accidentally launched a visual novel that I had pinned to my taskbar like an idiot. I wasn't fast enough to stop the task before it started playing music and a chorus of moe girls yelled the title.

>Last hour starts in 3 min
>pumps instantly to 6120

>>60547559
its new york who cares, more durkas durkaing eachother out of existence is bullish

>>60547567
Why not?

So basically it's NVDA and MSFT that are pumping the whole index.

It should be illegal to bake a new thread without posing the obligatory upcoming earnings image.
Who do you think will beat earnings? Almost everyone with upcoming earnings is in the red today, so perfect opportunity to get in on some cheapies.

My bet is General Mills (GIS)

>>60547573
I hope this was in school, no reason you should be using a work computer for personal purposes. We had some autistic dude fired because he accidentally shared porn on a meeting.

>>60547581
pretty much just nvda, msft is crabbing

>>60547583
Sorry i usually post it but i was distracted earlier

>>60547583
Bullish for Nike. No more latinos to buy Cortezes and Air Force Ones.

>>60547573
that's nothing, loverboy. did you see what i did in /bant/ this morning? i know i said i wasn't gonna post today but i like you. and i have a lot of cringe moments myself, worse than that. i think that's kind of cute. thanks for making me smile on a very bad day.

PUMP HOUR LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

everything is ticking in sync again

>>60547541
this was AI generated wasn't it

Big congrats to whoever sold me your ONDS bags. Well done

>>60547590
Nah, it's all good. I constantly reference them when I'm looking to spend dry powder and have a gambling itch without a drink in my hand. Life is great, thanks for asking.
>>60547593
I just don't understand Nike, much like I don't understand modern fashion trends. If I had to guess, their earnings are gonna be in the shitter, but that's my completely uneducated gut check. I also lost a bunch on ACB post-earnings, even though they beat earnings. Fundamentals are fucked, I guess.

>>60547578
Premium's not worth potentially getting assigned at $24 a share

>>60547535
>what exactly is the way a company benefits from stock sales?
if they do stock buybacks when the PE is 10, and sell new stocks when the PE is 30, they are literally buying low and selling high, off their own stock
You can think of it as a way to raise money. You sell new stocks, for 500 million dollars or whatever.
Then, later on, you can do stock buybacks when the price is lower
Or, you just keep issuing new shares. You take the money you got, to do some amazing incredible profitable thing (this only applies to some companies) which will overcome the share dilution, and the stock price will go up after that investment pays off
many times this is an acquisition.
This is an alternative to taking out loans to fund your acquisitions
But the big problem is that you're fucked if the stock price tanks. Then you really really don't want to issue new shares at a low price
But you probably also will have difficulty getting a loan if your company is in trouble any way

Think of it as a way to get a business loan that is OUTSIDE the credit cycle of the fed. But now it depends entirely on your stock price. So you ride or die. and some companies do very well with this strategy

im not feeling so bullish after what i saw today

>>60547598
He needs pumped like this market.

>>60547573
Reminds me of that time I was playing le heckin anime music through my phone and it suddenly stopped working so I started messing with it but it took a solid minute before I realized it had connected to my dads Bluetooth speakers that he was listening to outside.
I quickly changed the music to some CCR and heard him say “now this is the music I was looking for”. Then I disconnected lol.

>>60547560
>>60547567
>>60547578
You gotta push it bro

>>60547610
Kek, reminds me of the "you watching your Chinese cartoons again son?" comic

Hims has bottomed out similar to unh. No issue with bagholding this stock, fundamentals are super solid.

Basically the only worthwhile stocks are hood, reddit, unh and hims.

>>60547565
I'm not the original. Just carrying on the sacred tradition

GALTsisters why are we crabing?

>>60547605
thumbnail looks like an onahole

is 56 billion a lot on the stooge market

>>60547625
I can tell you about women's underwear stock, that's about it.

i sold so it can pump. remember me.

>>60547636
Why didn't you buy the dip like I bought VSCO?

>>60547638
i sold my SOXL and bought TSLL

>>60547613
Okay I pushed it.
My plan is to get assigned. Then on monday, SOXL is mega pumping and I unload the shares

>>60547519
Bollocks

Here comes the pump.
You were all hoodwinked

>>60547585
Yes, I should have mentioned that it was community college. It was especially embarrassing because one of the people watching was this emo girl who I thought was really cute, and she was struggling to keep a poker face.
As for my work computer, I do have some emulators (GBA, NDS, and 3DS) on it for when I get bored during a meeting.
>>60547594
I didn't see it, but you're welcome.
>>60547610
That's my worst nightmare, although I had a slightly similar experience. As a teen, my mom once knocked on my door to talk about something. However, I made a triple mistake by not pausing an anime, unplugging the headphones, and not having my laptop set to mute itself after unplugging them. As a result, while standing in the hallway, I was forced to talk unusually loudly in order to disguise the loud voices of anime girls emanating from my room.

>>60547602
What if I wanna get assigned though

Newbie here, mostly just investing
Can I get a guide about how puts and calls work? How do you make money like that?

>>60547657
Well, that's ok then if $24 is a price you'd pay for SOXL anyhow

>>60547663
Check out InTheMoney channel on Jewtube. He has some great starter vids on the basics and he's not a ahithead and not trying to sell you anything

Pls God i have 608c for today go up go up go up

>>60547570
Our day is coming

If this shit hit 610 im still not making a thing cause of theta decay

SOXL sisters $1000 to the moon eow!!!!

>>60547700
man, anyone trading SPY today is getting wrecked by Theta

hah it was a bulltrap

Just longed reddit because fuck all those annoying, retarded, jewish furries trying to recruit me for child porn or some nonsense. How do I long Discord so I can get my fucking time back scrolling past some idiot tranny trying to get their unit of socializing in for the day to stave themselves off from killing themselves another day?

Man why is orange turd trying to get rid of Jpowell

>>60547743
No rape cuts
Europe already had like 12 rape cuts and we haven't gotten a single one

after 5 years of staring at charts and shitposting here I have matched SPY's performance. okay time to bogle. it's been fun.

>>60547735
Bottom one is for marriage.
Top one is the definition of a pump and dump.

NY elected a rent control mayor? Seems like both the left and the right are anti-economics these days.

>>60547754
if you matched SPY's performance you're probably among the top 10% too lol

>>60547754
I'm on track to underperforming spy and I don't even care. This is a clown market and I refuse to join the circus.

>>60547743
because the retard admitted in a public speech that the data supports rate cuts but that his projections(politicial bias) overrule them despite his inflation projections being laughably inaccurate historically.

>"Jerome Powell, he called you 'daddy' earlier...Do you regard your NATO allies as children, Mr. President?"
>"He did it very affectionately. Daddy, you're my daddy."

dammit i sold and now it's going up without me

>>60547801
It is just a profit taking day cause it was up a lot yesterday.

>>60547769
I for one support the exodus of NY jews to Miami. Finally florida will have an industry that's not tourism

sold GALT bags. its just not worth it to sit on stocks that don't move for days or even months

>>60547100 (OP)
fucking hell. I lost 5% on HIMS. I've got dumped like a bitch.

The market is not allowed to close. I'm not done.

>>60547822
>He sold

DING DING DING

How did you do???

>>60547769
he won the primary, not the general election.

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

>>60547832

>>60547837
+$771.81
(+0.14%)
Today's gain/loss

>>60547837
>>60547839
Today: +0.19%
This Week: +9.93%
This Month: +15.33%
This Year: -37.06%

I sold today, so mostly cash again

>>60547836
It's going to dump any moment, so it's best to take profits. I don't wanna be a baggie

>>60547839
-1.69%
Everything went wrong today. One of my newest positions decides to dilute my shares like a week after I bought them.

>>60547837
up 4%, good day today thank you daddy huang

>>60547837
+1.14%, god bless nvda

>>60547837
Good day for the Nvdieo sisters

>>60547837
+2.7%>>60547837

>>60547838
same difference in nyc

>>60547837
>>60547839
+1.8%

>>60547839
+150 realized
But my hims csp is shitting itself while my hood csp is shitting itself a bit less

wtfwt

Full redditorbear capitulation when?

>>60547865
>he thinks the Chabad Jews that own the city will allow this to happen

>>60547837
-.51%

>>60547873
Won't happen until Trump is gone.

>MU pumpan the NASDAQ after close
Based and bullpilled

>>60547837
>>60547839
-42%. rage cannot express how i feel about it. jumped in when things were going one direction, only for them to flip within seconds. yet if i wait for a something to happen, its too late.

>>60547892
I don't think they can afford to short for 3 years

>>60547873
bears will just be sitting on dax as it reliably always goes down

>>60547839
+2.18%

>Bill Pulte, who leads the Federal Housing Finance Agency, ordered Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to propose ways to consider cryptocurrencies when the entities assess risk for mortgage loans

It's so McFucking over for americans.
>Bill Pulte
>that guy that tried to squeeze out BBBY baggies

>World Liberty, the Trump family-affiliated decentralized finance platform, is getting a “lot of interest” from public companies wanting to use its token as a treasury asset, according to co-founder Zak Folkman

lmao

>>60547100 (OP)
Xiaomi make cars?

>>60547754
>205
>That's got to be bottom of CRLR
> It keeps on going
Well I'm glad I was a little safe and bought just one. I would kill my self or rob a bank If I was a bagholder

>>60547932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCbmaJM67YE
AAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKK

>>60547932
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3-4neKDMATo

China making some awesome cars. Check this out:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hr7Rg3xf9uo
Then you will understand why Tesla is behind in China.

dow jones more like DOWN jones

>>60547957
Gottem

>>60547837
I didn't trade at all for the past month because I've been layed out with (I thought) a muscle injury that kept getting worse. Turns out I got fucking Lyme. However, my oversized JEPI holding kept farming divvies during this evil time. Thanks for reading my blog.

>>60547946
I know enough from my dad doing amateur racing that there are many fuckups in that video:
>no 5 point safety harness
>no roll cage
>no racing seat (they can take collisions better and have a better fire resistance rating)
>no proper fire resistant clothing (gloves look like crap and he is wearing shorts!)
>no removable steering wheel
>no alternate means of stopping (parachute)
>not proper tires or brakes

He lucky he not kill. That said the stock drivers seat was total crash and shouldn't have failed at collision.

Should I sell my MSTR put bags? They are worth $1k, down from $5k. Lesson learned I suppose.

Why did Tech do so good today? I'm not complaining, the exact opposite, but I'm still very confused.

>>60547971
If they expire soon then yes.

>>60547950
Chinese cars are better than Tesla, but they don't even need to be. They're cheap even after tariffs. BYD is profitably selling cars at $7k.

>>60547285
>you can expect it to hold up better than voo or schg or vgt or qqq etc in a downturn
that's the meme I fell for

>>60547969
>airbags not deploying (maybe disabled)
>complete seat failure
>temu brake pads hidden as big brembos
yeah its a chinese death trap

>>60547988
Yeah I forgot about the airbags, good point. In due fairness it is common to change brake pads if you are racing, even on Tesla's.

>>60547992
it's a 670hp+ car. it should not have such small brake pads to begin with. whether you are racing or not.

>>60547837
>>60547839
+0.63%

>>60547982
I hold vig and usually my drawdown is half that of the index

Schd is not really defensive tho, at least from a capital preservation pov. It's aggressively pursuing income increases and really doesn't give a damn about the price or total return

>>60547896
How do you even lose 42% in stocks

>>60548005
Options or penny stock meme shit

Well, it seems like it's over for Wolfspeed.
When your stock loses 97% in a year either you are a small pharmaceutical company that develops the universal cure for all cancers or you go ch11 and liquidation.

>>60547672
Alright, I didn't understand something.
From buyers and sellers, who makes the most profit and who makes the most risk?

>>60548014
You would be better off gambling in a physical casino.

>>60547997
Shamefully thin.

>>60547997
>>60548036
Girls like that belong as sex slaves.

>>60548041
Girls like that belong at the buffet.

>>60548059
That's how she got such big tits in the first place!

>>60548067
Anon...those are small. She has a long way to go.

>>60547982
Pretty sure you're just being a disingenuous shithead but downturn does not mean "red day". It means red year or even decade.

>>60547489
I want to sell but semis are so fuggin bullish rn

Every other post on my Instagram feed is a "suggested post" and it's either a man or a woman (or sometimes both) doing an unboxing video or something making soi faces at the camera. I hate that I have to use this shit platform for my small business.

>>60548099
What kind of business is it?

>>60548077
I think your brain is wrecked from porn. She has gigantic tits for her small frame.

>>60548139
Without doxxing myself, clothing and other merch in a niche genre. A huge chunk of my customer base is from IG so I can't just abandon it but I'd really like to. Although Twitter sucks as well. I just hate social media.

>Micron earningspump fading
did they realize that Micron had 60% gross margin at theit 2018 peak and now 37% and the stock price is more than 2x?

>>60548172

>>60548092
ANON DONT PUT YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER IN A SCREENSHOT JESUS CHRIST

>>60548179
Too late, already hacked him.

>>60548179
>>60548183
I just had 20 pizzas delivered to his house

Your value as a person is your net worth divided by your BMI.

>>60547977
July 3 and 11... thinking BTC price and MSTR could dip later this week or early next week.

>>60548197
>Your value as a person is your net worth divided by your BMI.
so it's money x height squared / weight
My god!
This explains everything
like how rich guys can be fat, but still get treated well by society
though I'm not sure if this applies to women so much
perhaps money x cup size x butt size / waist size (or total weight)
So you take the 3 sizes, and then translate that over to how it works for women. of course height is not the same thing for women, as it is for men. they have different numbers

Gentlemen, I think we've cracked the code!

>>60547839
I’ll take it.

>>60547529
>order new item from online retailer
>seller sends out a returnes used in an open package
>gets return ahian for full refund plus shipping
>seller is now double fucked on margin from all the shipping back and forth
TOTAL ONLINE RETAILER DEATH

Can we get a status report on bobo? Has anyone called his moms house to see if he's alive?

>>60548231
bobo has been put down for good

>>60548231

I'm trying to apply for options on Schwab, the limited risk category. It's asking for how much trading experience I have on this shit which is technically zero. But I've been into crypto for 6 years, so I got a pretty damn good idea about the functionality of this stuff. I don't want to put zero because I feel like even though it's technically correct it isn't entirely accurate. What do I put so they don't reject my application? I don't want to get denied because of technicalities. Do they actually verify this info? Or is this just a liability thing where they go through the motions so they don't get sued?

NVDAfriends, brothers, KANGS
Can't believe there are people out there missing on this

>>60548207
But its heavily dependent, dfc chads dont care about fat sacks

>>60548241
i feel like i dont want to tell you because youre probably going to lose all your money. you just have that air about your comment

>>60548268
I wouldn't be an authentic /smg/ regular if I didn't lose all my money on options now would I?

are semis ever going to cool off?

>>60548296
No, the bubble will never pop

>>60548296
cool it with the antisemitism

>>60548293
fake news noone here has ever lost money except you

>>60548239
TIME TO FIND OUT.

>>60548341

>>60548241
Schwab is a more conservative brokerage, they are not looking for Robinhood retards. How long you have had an account, how much is your account, your trading history, are losing money doing stupid shit. I applied about 6 or 7 months ago and put "zero" experience trading options and limited experience trading stocks because I invest, not trade. the application also asks how many trades you plan to make and so on. I put like 10 to 100. I also declined margin. I was approved in about one or two days, maybe sooner, I was in no rush. Just apply, you can always just call them and discuss if you get declined. Just don't go all retarded if you get approved, it a takes some time to get familiar with how to make it work on their website and what it looks like - all the numbers as the trading days progress and the option increases or decreases in value.

Also, if you are trying to apply for options approval in a work sponsored 401k its likely your employer has pre-denied this ability so you will not be approved. For your own brokerage account or IRA its up to you.

>>60547382
>I think Israel expected more American support.
Not only support, but for America to swoop in like Captain Save-A-Ho and rescue them with the full might of the US military. They even lied to 47 that their efforts were effective in neutralizing Iran's nuclear program.

Orange man needs to stop taking counsel from the tribe. He will constantly get fucked over if he does.

>>60548201
Sell them tomorrow morning.

>>60547382
>I think Israel expected more American support.
The attack was 100% planned by US and Israel, both thought the surprise attack would leak to the collapse of the regime. Did not happen. It took maybe 24 hours but Iran started striking back - we saw the vids all over. Israel could not stop many of the more advanced missiles and was getting its shit pushed in. Both Iran and Israel took more losses than either expected and the US did its nuclear complex strike and declared total success to get it stopped before it spun out of control. This was US/Israel's last chance to get regime change and it failed - it showed Iran, Russia, China again exactly what the US is going to do (it recently did the same style attack against Russia's nuclear capable bombers). Everyone will be much more alert, cautions and prepared now and in the future.

>>60548374

now this is cope

>>60548357
I ran out of images on grok. But this is our fight I guess

Why is there so many SOXL haters all the sudden

>>60548384
>now this is cope
esplaine, if you can articulate an intelligent thought about what is actually going on, not repeat MSM talking points.

>>60548399
Nobody even considered regime change until Iran was embarrassingly btfo. Everyone was expecting a big fight but their launchers got cucked in 1 week. What's the final total? It's like 30 civies dead vs like 300 brass dead

>>60548427
>30 civies dead
You think Iran was actually really trying to kill civilians? That was not the point of their attacks. They know Israel has bunkers. Anybody who died very likely simply didn't reach a bunker quick enough. Israel on the other hand are the ones who assassinate people and surprise attack. And then ask their Golem to help

>sell calls at $87.50
>exp date arrives
>in the last two minutes of power hour it jumps to $87.51
I don't think there was even time to assign my contract. Will I get assigned tomorrow? What happens in this situation? Hoping to sell at strike price cause I expect red tomorrow.

>>60548444
Trump even cancelled his golftrip, kek the underground facilities had to be bombed immediately.

>TRUMP CONSIDERS NAMING NEXT FED CHAIR EARLY IN BID TO UNDERMINE POWELL - WSJ
Bullish?

>>60548427
>Nobody even considered regime change
It was always about regime change, that is why the couped Iran in the 70s to get rid of Mosoddegh, to regain control of Iran's oil. Iran is allied with Russia and China and the US wants to control Iran to stop Iran from selling oil in other currencies, to deny Russia its planned rail/port project, and block China from getting oil from Iran. The nuclear enrichment is just an excuse, its about regime change, just like Iraq, Syria, Libya, Sudan, Somolia, and Egypt and the the other color revolutions.

>>60548447
>Will I get assigned tomorrow?
IF the buyer executes the contract your shares will be called away and you will be paid the strike price (price you agreed to), and you already received the premium for the contract. If you sold a put you could get assigned (received the shares) the shares (and have to pay the agreed upon strike price). You should practice dealing with smaller amount of money, stocks that cost like $5 until you really see how it works and understand so you do not lose a large amount, or get assigned and owe more than you can pay.

my trades i put on in april has just exceeded 40 bands unrlz. im officially nigga rich

>>60548498
you won't spend it though

>>60548374
The west thinks 90% of the population of Iran is waiting for an excuse to start a civil war in 2 weeks.

I think they're more concerned with staying alive in the face of an invasion. They'll make nukes or dirty missiles.

>>60548472
>Iran is allied with Russia and China
Not really. The pakis are though.

>>60548505
true. its maybe enough to live a few years in a japanese cuck-pod

>>60548514
China needs pakistan because its an enemy to india which is right at the border
same reason why they need north korea
USA supporting jews is just due to ZOG, not geopolitical concerns

>>60548427
>Nobody even considered regime change until Iran was embarrassingly btfo.
It was always the plan you dumb nigger
Mossad even threatened Iranian officers with killing their families unless they release a video telling the populace to rise up.

Seymour Hersh has predicted all of this and predicted USA strike in the weekened. jews just didn't get their way

>>60548374
>>60548444
>>60548472
>>60548507


Nobody falls for this

APOLOGIZE

>>60548551
not until INTC is back to $30
pump my semi, semi slut

>>60548241
>What do I put so they don't reject my application?
the truth
>I don't want to get denied because of technicalities.
you won't get denied
>Do they actually verify this info?
they can, but why would they?
>Or is this just a liability thing where they go through the motions so they don't get sued?
yes
>>60548358
>Schwab is a more conservative brokerage, they are not looking for Robinhood retards
they really don't care, it's your money you're losing
>if you are trying to apply for options approval in a work sponsored 401k its likely your employer has pre-denied this ability
you can't trade derivatives of the company you're working for, and sometimes they can ban you from trading stocks of the major clients of your company, but I don't think they can ban you from option trading in general

>>60548498
that's like half the median salary in the US

>>60548528
Iran almost had the most powerful Nuclear bomb though!

>>60548567
wtf? it feels like yesterday median salary was like 35k

>>60548583
I am not crazy

Why is SCHD going down?

$1894.02 daily gain. Not bad.

>>60548637
Divie got cut which is kind of a big nono for a fund that is marketed to increase divs

>>60548637
>Why is SCHD going down?
because it switched to energy stocks or some shit
or healthcare companies which got wrecked
That's why. They did a portfolio reshuffle, and they just so happened to reshuffle into a couple sectors that got wrecked
This kind of thing happens

>>60548637
Forbidden kaballic magovks to steal from the goyim

>>60548646
>>60548651
Youre both wrong. The divvie got paid out. I just didnt realise that was today.

>>60547243
High dividend stocks grow slower. They are a long game. It’s a trade off for high dividends. The idea is to reinvest those dividends so your position grows over decades while you also buy more with dips and enjoy passive dividend income when you are old.

>>60548678
Low or no dividend stocks automatically reinvest dividends. If you ever want to get a dividend, you can choose as much as you want, anytime you want, up to 100% of your share value.

I can't believe I'm just finding out about Platinum bros I feel so stupid

>Apartment rents in Tokyo are rising at the fastest pace in 30 years in the latest sign for the Bank of Japan that the nation’s inflation trend is spreading deeper

owari da

>>60548747
How do i profit off of Japan's never-ending misery?

>>60548665
Yesterday it closed at 26.74, today - at 26.20. Dividend was 0.26/share, so it dropped 0.28 in addition to that. I suppose people were waiting for an ex-day to ditch it and move their funds into something better, like fartcoin.

I like high dividend stocks because I don't have to watch and stress over it. It's like having a second part time job that I don't go to but get paid for anyways.
If I see a good market opportunity I can sell for a minimal loss or gain and lose my money on that in an instant instead

>>60548593
oops i thought it was 80k

>>60548762
my personal issue is trading time frames. you can buy something that you think is undervalued (RYCEY in 2020) and the market just not decide to give it a fair shake for literal years. If you get paid while you wait for sentiment to stop being retarded it softens the blow.

>>60548772
that is household not individual income

GALT data pump still not out
shorties still coping with more shares
tomorrow could be the last discount day
get in niggas

>>60548797
grim

>>60547541
>reddit spacing
into the trash it goes

>>60547837
-0.29%
Would have been a much redder day for me had it not been for the chip stocks.

>>60548806
Do you have short interest data to back that up?

>>60548005
pulled out most of my money out of my poorfolio last week to cover expenses, then made a stupid trade today. 0dte call on spy which burned me. small loss overall but obviously my poorfolio shrunk even more. i've had mild success with 0dtes, and huge losses with them as well.

NEW THREAD
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>>60548528
put down the cheeseburgers, wipe off your greasy fingers, and pick up some books about the subject

>>60548147
And I'm telling you the problem is that her overall frame is too small. She needs to gain at least 50kg.

>>60548665
>Youre both wrong. The divvie got paid out. I just didnt realise that was today.
good thing I'm not talking about a dividend
You asked
"why is SCHD down?"
and I answered "it's because they reshuffled the portfolio into a couple of sectors that then went down" and that's true
It's why SCHD has had worse performance than VIG over the last couple months

>ibkr shows -300 realized even though I didn't close any trades and markets are closed

What

>>60548486
I dont think any broker let's you open a csp that you can't afford either on cash or margin. Otherwise you'd have retards placing 200 naked spx puts every day

>>60549130
They're right to do those restrictions, because I for one would be one of those retards.

>>60548678
This is the opposite of the truth. Not always for individual stocks but definitely for all of them averaged together. The higher the div the lower the total return, on average. If you have a long term div growth strategy then you actually want lower yields

>>60547978
I went on a bit of a binge after the Shanghai Auto Expo, and honestly, I think the German car industry is finished. Over here in Europe, their cars are still everywhere, but it’s clear that our own manufacturers, despite being ahead by a decade, completely dropped the ball.

Most of our top designers have jumped ship to China. The industry there is exploding, the pay is excellent, and they actually get to build things from scratch instead of being forced to rework outdated junk. I was in China for business just before COVID hit, and even then in 2018, the city centers were packed with electric cars. Electric scooters and delivery bikes were already the norm. They’re not just catching up, they’ve already pulled ahead.
It was Xiaomi's first attempt, you can be sure the second one won't be as flimsy.

Capital markets are going to hit Europe twice as hard for failing to adapt in time. Investors will start pulling their money out and backing agile upstarts instead of sinking more into outdated legacy players stuck in the past.
I hope China wakes up and starts liberalizing market and bring more transparency over the next five years, instead of propping one mega project bubble after another.

>>60548399
Because your take was articulate and intelligent and not a muslim cope?
People asked you what you were smoking and I still don't see an answer.
Israel's economy is in the dumps while the TA-125 hasn't shown any signs of weakened confidence.
Thanks, I'll trust the markets.