How is that job hunt coming along /biz/?

>>60547616 (OP)
FUCKING TERRIBLE IT SUCKS I HATE IT I JUST WANT A JOB SO I CAN BUY MY INTERNET MONEY AND TAKEOUT FOOD

>>60547616 (OP)
It's day 4 of Tropical weather in Ohio and everybody has swamp-ass. No interviews until further notice.

>>60547616 (OP)
if i had to find a job in 2025 id probably kill myself.

>>60547616 (OP)
I make 140k but I'm open to making 120k if I'm living back near home.

>>60547705
i make $120k and work from home. i want to make $140k and work from home.

>>60547705
>>60547738
I make 140K and my boss is so awful I would go back to making 70K

>>60547752
jew, jeet, boomer, or woman?

>>60547616 (OP)
Pretty good, I have a friend who got me a nice gig in government.

>$184k a year plus pension, 5% retirement account matching, benefits
>Only work 4 days a week
>Senior advisor so I don't really have direct responsibilities, just "interface" with people and think about strategy
>Basically can't be fired except by my good friend, also very important, easily help people just by saying I can talk to my friend about XYZ for them and get something done, bro is happy to talk to me because we're bros.
>Spend my days in Bateman mode wearing a suit, getting lunch at nice places and looking good

Going through friends is absolutely the best way to get a job, helps you get past HR cockblocks

>>60547616 (OP)
I've had one, full time. Still homeless though.

>>60547752
>>60547738
Yeah work from home would be ideal since I plan on having kids soon

>>60547705
was making 450k in 2022 when i left to start my own business. now making zero and cant find a job to save my life

>>60547786
did you blow all of your money on retarded shit or something? kek.

>>60547786
uh oh, something is happening
either a propaganda campaign, or something else
what might it be

>>60547616 (OP)
Fairly well. Sent two (2) applications this week for positions I know I will never get called back for in my lifetime, invested more into snibbu and pepe in preparation for the upcoming pump after this war nothingburger the general populace is already forgetting about blows over sooner rather than later. Was let go about two months ago and if I don't make a good amount of money in approximately two months I'm probably going to be homeless.

>>60547616 (OP)
300 job applications and not 1 interview
I am ready to die

>>60547752
jannie, if you are reading this post, do the world a favor and hang yourself dead. no one will miss you. no one will even remember you.

>>60547810
They are artificially damaging the economy so people will sign up for the military for the upcoming war.

>>60547616 (OP)
the burger king closest to my house didn't accept me, so I'm going to have to go to the mcdonald's that's an hour away
It's so fucking over, I don't want to have to use my kaka savings for uber all fucking days, I'm already screwed

>>60547616 (OP)
Sitting and rotting in a golden handcuffed position where I learn nothing and literally waste years of my life. I'm getting zero experience.

I’ve had 3-4 job interviews with no follow up and 1 saying they are moving on with another person. It feels like my current job only teaches you specific skills for that company so you can’t leave for other places. I’m stuck in this shitty place

>>60547846
feel you. the worst part is not even getting responses :(

>>60547634
I was laid off in November last year and didn’t find a job until may. It’s a shitty customer service job that pays 60k but benefits are company paid for and it’s easy and remote. I’m just happy I found SOMETHING and even then this is a place I previously worked at and the director hired me back. If not for that I’d still be unemployed. I was very close to having to work at target. I got in 30k cc debt but said fuck it and completely liquidated all my crypto. I’m now down to 5k in cc debt. I wanted to kill myself but I’m back on my feet at least

>>60547631
I have an incredibly bad sunburn

Oh yeah I also make around 150-200k, I think I'm around 115k so far this year so I might be able to hit 2hundo

>>60547616 (OP)
Chad gets to facefuck her after every meeting.

>How is that job hunt coming along /biz/?
Awful. I was making 280k a year, got laid off then I had to take a lower end job. Now I'm only making 220k a year and I've felt the impact, even the little things like I can't eat out as much as before. You will get humbled the first time you have to eat a sandwich with pasta on the side instead of eating at a nice restaurant.

>>60551297
How did you find it? Did it require any special skills or certifications? I would kill for a remote job right now

>>60551419
What were those jobs

i'd love to have an interview with a hot bitchy HR lady. I think im gonna apply just for this reason.
t. neet for 10 years

graduated law school and starting at a firm in a couple of months where I was a summer intern. I feel bad for all my classmates who weren't so fortunate and actually have to find jobs.

>>60551302
Stay alive Fren.

>>60547634
I want to know how many job applications the meme maker has filled out

>be supply chain thot who does not understand the importance of SKU numbers
>be made manager of finance system implementation
>go out on maternity leave
>return after 1 year when Chud is done implementing it
>be promoted and given 2 new direct reports
this is a true story. I was that Chud.

>>60547616 (OP)
>be me.
>apply for 319 jobs in the last four months
>44 rejection emails, all two to three weeks later
>the rest don’t even respond
>1, to my surprise, asks for an interview
>shockedpikachuface.jpg
>go to interview
>pretty awkward, especially since he roastie is a 9/10
>whatever I think I answered all the questions well enough
>she says it’s time for my semen test
>ummm you mean my urine test
>no. She dead ass says it’s time for a semen sample
>Begins unzipping my pants
>my erect cock, throbbing since the early stages of the interview, splurts out of my slacks before she can even reach in, covering her face and glasses
>she seems upset and disappointed
>that will be all
Haven’t heard from her since.

>>60553078
that's why I always jerk off in the parking lot before an interview

>>60553010
Companies will do whatever they can to promote women into higher positions in order to close their "pay gap." It fucking sucks ass. If you're in a male dominated company (men on higher positions earning the big bucks), you will as a man literally never be promoted even though you are the better.

>>60553139
This. You're right.

A business is a collection of individuals working toward a common goal.
That goal, in my opinion, should be to achieve operating income goals and growth. However, the goals of the company I currently work for are equity and faggot shit.

I need to make money dropshipping stuff. There's never any threads about that any more. What about making a funnel marketing leads service? That seems like a comfy wfh email-job for men. We could use AI-generated pictures of fictional women for ads and fake "about us" pictures. Let's get this moving, gentlemen.

I wish the job market wasn't so terrible. I hate my job. this week they demoted four people in my department. didn't cut their salary, but they changed their classification so they no longer receive a bonus. they've also slowly been outsourcing our department to south america because they can pay them less than a third of what we get.

>>60553078
Did you get the job?

>>60547616 (OP)
HR Lady - "I am divorcing my husband because I hate men. All my girl friends are out having fun I deserve to have fun too. Why do I have to work every day, I should be the CEO and make 10x more. I am getting some new tattoos this afternoon to cancel all my meetings. Oh, and I am leaving early for lunch for yoga. I filed a complaint this morning for sexual harrassment because 'MEN' keep looking at my yoga pant with the scruntch bottom. I hate men. So, anon, what do you want I have to make another trip to Starbucks so I can't talk about your request for reasonable accomodation due to the combat related amputations because you are a white man."

>>60547929
Nice. I cant wait till there is draft.

>>60547616 (OP)
Final interview scheduled with a tech firm in sanfran. Total comp is 600k. am 2 years in being a NEET; it's been fun but i need income for better quality hookers and blow.

In past jobs b4 neetdom I always tried to excel, questioned authority that went against the company ethos and for the most part I been a good monkey.

If I get this I will embrace absolute degeneracy in the background but a "YES MASTA!" to my peers and higher ups. Going to just pajeet the fuck outta this.

I am ENTITLED to a loud, horribly bitchy, racist turbo-zionist jewess gf with severe macromastia

Yeah, I'm making $300k but I would settle for $299k if I could go back to my small hometown

>>60547616 (OP)
Struggling so bad. Had to be let go because of an injury and been unemployed for months. In a full out depression right now.
>>60547786
you are retarded mate

I'm employed but searching for a new job.

Almost everyone is offering lower salaries than I'm on now. Even then I can't land a single interview.