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Anonymous (ID: QVlx5oWh) No.60551155 >>60551163 >>60551174 >>60551193 >>60551202 >>60551203 >>60551218 >>60551226 >>60551356 >>60551357 >>60551556 >>60551606 >>60551636 >>60552183 >>60552264 >>60552413 >>60552484 >>60553088 >>60553101 >>60553109 >>60553437 >>60553471 >>60553618 >>60553627 >>60554139 >>60554151 >>60555706 >>60556360 >>60557720 >>60557728 >>60557766 >>60558502 >>60558541 >>60558549 >>60558707
why do Redditors hate suburban homes?
Anonymous (ID: dbvk1B3l) No.60551163 >>60551241
>>60551155 (OP)
Paid bots & shills. They want you podded.
Anonymous (ID: N+e2GZcI) No.60551170
>LGBT logo
Stay in the city with all the other crack heads please
Anonymous (ID: 1bdkraqe) No.60551174 >>60551190 >>60551200 >>60551621 >>60554130 >>60554149 >>60557554 >>60557801
>>60551155 (OP)
How do you not feel like forrest gump living there?
Looks like a literal NPC village.
Anonymous (ID: QtHjjv3K) No.60551176
cant or scared to drive
Anonymous (ID: tGgTuf/b) No.60551180
Suburban sprawl ruins the city center by making everyone drive in and out and putting urban highways and parking lots everywhere. They also don't pay enough taxes for all their road infrastructure so they need to be subsidized by dense city centers.
Anonymous (ID: gHrfA9MT) No.60551181 >>60551213
because suburban homes are the majority of what is being built however they are not the ideal living situation for younger people. suburban homes are best for families. some people take suburb hate too far but it is annoying having to drive everywhere. if it wasn't for owning a dog, most americans in suburbs would never walk more than a half mile in an entire week.
Anonymous (ID: vrmXujbo) No.60551190
>>60551174
The bigger idea is that you can live like an NPC and think about whatever you want. The scarier thing for most people is that if you took away their punk vibe stuff they'd be very boring
Anonymous (ID: WuIppFhI) No.60551193 >>60551242 >>60553273 >>60553722 >>60554577 >>60555519
>>60551155 (OP)
The end goal of leftists is to corral everyone into grey hive cities like vermin where the state can manage every aspect of your existence.

You will live in the cuck pod, eat your three gruel rations a day, take public transit that reeks of piss and shit to your designated job, do your mandated hours, then take public transit back to your cuck pod for a night of streaming Disney+ and other state approved media before waking up tomorrow to do it again.
Anonymous (ID: gHrfA9MT) No.60551200 >>60551621
>>60551174
you can blame HOA's for that. if you even grow your grass a tiny bit some karen will complain with paperwork saying "you are trying to ruin our property value". which makes all of the houses on the outside look the same.
Anonymous (ID: PGzYRO0v) No.60551202
>>60551155 (OP)
they're soilennials that have been brainwashed into wanting to live around blacks
Anonymous (ID: mKaDuAmK) No.60551203
>>60551155 (OP)
Looks comfy. Spacious interior, quiet at night, no riff raffs hanging out in the streets because no public transportation, central heating so comfy all year around. I'd take the suburb living over city living any day.
Anonymous (ID: 3coh4CKb) No.60551213
>>60551181
>because suburban homes are the majority of what is being built

This is because of cities placing unreasonable restrictions on new construction for housing. Relaxing or doing away with residential zoning laws and retarded restrictions on new construction would make rent prices plummet.

This isn’t the suburbs fault, it’s the fault of politicians in the city who are incentivized to keep rent high. Deregulation of zoning restrictions would make rent prices plummet and encourage new construction.
Anonymous (ID: L70IdVpK) No.60551218
>>60551155 (OP)
I'm failing to see what's wrong with that pic. Yeah I get artist endeavours, but to build a unique home is far beyond normal means.

I guarantee you that the person positing it is either a spoiled brat or some retarded activist that complains and smokes weed all day.
Anonymous (ID: N7s+Wrsd) No.60551220
Why the hell would anyone want to live in a city after the age of ~24ish?
Anonymous (ID: wgnesE2E) No.60551226
>>60551155 (OP)
>one Reddit user is the whole of Reddit
Anonymous (ID: P99EsiRI) No.60551231 >>60551251
>we demand more homes
>reee not like this
Anonymous (ID: PEsA34Rk) No.60551241 >>60551691
>>60551163
living in a suburb is podded as fuck, those are luxury pods for the same kinds of people who live in apartments
you're unpodded only if you live on a >5 acre ranch
Anonymous (ID: ZGMcAq4t) No.60551242 >>60551260
>>60551193
And if you complain you're a Nazi.
Anonymous (ID: gHrfA9MT) No.60551251
>>60551231
correct. if the people are demanding they want new homes built and are willing to pay for them, you should ask them what they want. it's dumb to build suburban houses and then get mad when the young people want to live in cities or in the downtown of a small towns and don't care about a backyard because they live alone and don't have kids yet.
Anonymous (ID: ngkAUIiq) No.60551258 >>60551687 >>60552279 >>60553434 >>60557703 >>60557720
I live in the suburbs and it sucks
>sounds of kids screaming
>constant brapping of riced out hondas and subarus
>fatass neighbor behind me uses a noisy gas leaf blower to clean his deck because hes too lazy to use a broom
>across the street there is a lady who literally opera sings with her windows open
>pay large taxes for all of this
Chud Anon (ID: 3coh4CKb) No.60551260
>>60551242
They’ll call you a Nazi if you don’t kneel for St. Floyd of Fentanyl. Being called a Nazi means nothing in [CURRENT YEAR]
Anonymous (ID: yELWwTDx) No.60551356
>>60551155 (OP)
>why do Redditors hate suburban homes?
no public restroom to have gay sex in every 200 meters.
oriented around moving into a single family home with a spouse to have children when they are terminally online, obese and unfuckable .

Etc
Anonymous (ID: QF/uBzVq) No.60551357 >>60551535 >>60555768
>>60551155 (OP)
Suburbs aren't financially sustainable. The municipality can make money initially by selling its land to new developments, and use the funds to build roads and sewer infrastructure. But eventually the land runs out, and property taxes are not enough to replace the infrastructure in 20-30 years.
Anonymous (ID: 8Q/YTLXY) No.60551535 >>60551572 >>60551633
>>60551357
They have a constant stream of rich people who buy the houses to retire cheap.
Food and house maintenance will always boom there.

Technology, law and pharma? Nope.
Anonymous (ID: +ns4egxM) No.60551556 >>60551588 >>60554383
>>60551155 (OP)
there's nothing wrong with suburban homes but there is absolutely something wrong with development tract homes. if you can't understand this you are nigger cattle.
Anonymous (ID: 0neyycja) No.60551572 >>60553834
>>60551535
>rich people
Socialist coded. Property taxes are what pays for the infra, and suburbs aren't dense enough to foot the maintenance bill. Boomers aren't exactly fighting for the tax hike.
Anonymous (ID: gHrfA9MT) No.60551588 >>60551600
>>60551556
this. it's not the suburb concept, it's how they are built and planned that's retarded.
Anonymous (ID: +ns4egxM) No.60551600 >>60552205 >>60554383
>>60551588
also they're horribly overpriced, ugly as hell copy with copy/paste designs, and carry a perpetual HOA fee to maintain the water/sewer/public roadway hook-ups. i have no idea how anyone can live in these things. go rural, go for a non-tract suburban home, or move urban -- literally anything is better than a goystable on a tract.
Anonymous (ID: E7igj/EE) No.60551605
Suburban is one thing...that's nu-suburban
>all stick no brick
>patio instead of a backyard
>street so narrow you aren't allowed to park
>so close together you can jerk off your neighbor without leaving your house
Anonymous (ID: 9DhcuycO) No.60551606 >>60551622
>>60551155 (OP)
>hate suburban homes

They don't, they actually just hate normal White people and will use anything "White-coded" as an excuse to virtue signal.

If you gave them the choice between a fee suburban house and a free house in downtown Niggersville, they're taking the suburban house 10/10 times. They'd come up with some cope about why they'd take it, but they'd take it.
Anonymous (ID: S1NrjnGA) No.60551613 >>60552205
>I love the Texas lifestyle
Anonymous (ID: S1NrjnGA) No.60551621 >>60551625 >>60552205
>>60551174
>>60551200
Anyone with an HOA is a limpdick cuck
Anonymous (ID: xxcY9P0y) No.60551622 >>60551626 >>60551659 >>60551666
>>60551606
the suburbs aren't white anymore
Anonymous (ID: xxcY9P0y) No.60551625
>>60551621
everyone has a de facto HOA in the form of a city/township who has codes/ordinances that they can enforce on you

HOA was a response to the city/township not enforcing their codes/ordinances
Anonymous (ID: S1NrjnGA) No.60551626 >>60551694 >>60552205
>>60551622
Especially Texas
Anonymous (ID: QF/uBzVq) No.60551633
>>60551535
>They have a constant stream of rich people who buy the houses
But they are buying the houses from other citizens, not the municipality. The township doesn't make any money on the sale, at least nothing compared to the initial sale of the tract.
Anonymous (ID: hNvHFVDC) No.60551636
>>60551155 (OP)
Because they are losers with no wives and children and are angry, spiteful and petty.
Anonymous (ID: +ns4egxM) No.60551659 >>60554383
>>60551622
>dios mio...
Anonymous (ID: kqm/urYE) No.60551665 >>60552274
>takes forever to get out of
>boomers run their lawn equipment all day
>kids screaming
>mortgage
>boring, nothing to do
No thanks I'll take a condo
Anonymous (ID: 9DhcuycO) No.60551666 >>60551671 >>60551683
>>60551622
>Illinois is brown

Yeah no shit, but in most States suburbs are still White. Also try showing Evanston, Wilmette, Skokie. Probably still 80%+ White, and that's in the most kikeraped part of the country. Nonetheless even in States that are brown, "suburbia" is White-coded, and therefore faggot oikophobic "I hate my Dad" redditors are taught to hate it.
Anonymous (ID: +ns4egxM) No.60551671 >>60554383
>>60551666
"""based and trad"""" """"white-passing latino"""" hands wrote this post
Anonymous (ID: nJUmrquU) No.60551672
This suburban hell looks pretty clean, probably nigger free
Anonymous (ID: xxcY9P0y) No.60551683
>>60551666
>show all the jew areas
>they're still "white"

lol, lmao
Anonymous (ID: kqm/urYE) No.60551687
>>60551258
Yup it's awful. I have to go to the library to get any work done
Anonymous (ID: LOI5Ym1L) No.60551688 >>60551698 >>60552205
Cities in countries like japan are great, rural homes are also awesome. Suburbs are the worst of both worlds. None of the convenience of a city nor the nature of a rural environment. Instead you have this awful compromise where you have to drive to get anywhere and the only nature you get is your shitty lawn that is a liability that you need to maintain.
Anonymous (ID: TVDeTlp7) No.60551691 >>60552249
>>60551241
Right and then that becomes
>you're podded if your 5 acre ranch is connected to the grid and society in any way
And that becomes
>you're podded if you interact with other humans
Anonymous (ID: xxcY9P0y) No.60551694 >>60554393
>>60551626
its sad
Anonymous (ID: xxcY9P0y) No.60551698 >>60551763 >>60552254
>>60551688
>lawn that is a liability that you need to maintain

mowing my lawn is the best part of my day
Anonymous (ID: S1NrjnGA) No.60551763 >>60552398
>>60551698
you mow your lawn everyday? get some real acreage fag
t. Larger house and more land than you
Anonymous (ID: kGRKgUXu) No.60552168 >>60552175
Only thing I don't like about it is the obligation to keep everything tidy. I wish I could have a home like that but just let everything overgrow and not give a fuck and not be bothered by neighbors.
Anonymous (ID: IzwHnDoa) No.60552175
>>60552168
You can always not live among white people. Your house would be cheaper too
Anonymous (ID: LGeLLqJJ) No.60552183 >>60552205
>>60551155 (OP)
i unironically don't see the problem.
Anonymous (ID: 3coh4CKb) No.60552205 >>60553615
>>60551600
Nice try Moshe, but urban is the worst choice out of all of those

>>60551613
>>60551621
>>60551626
seething urbanite

>>60551688
Wrong, suburbs are the best of both worlds. You can drive to the city when you want the events, then go back to your large castle at your leisure.

>>60552183
You vill live in ze crime ridden apartment complex
Anonymous (ID: PEsA34Rk) No.60552249
>>60551691
no, you're podded if your residence is designed to be cheap and area-efficient, and is managed by an external organization full of stupid wankers - city council, HOA etc
suburbs are filled with cookie cutter houses stacked side to side, and there's almost always an HOA overlord that decides how your luxury pod is allowed to look, and governs what you can and can't do in your tiny podyard
Anonymous (ID: NWry2cy+) No.60552254
>>60551698
fuck yeah based af

your lawn is one of the very few things in your life that you will have complete control over. everything else is just temporary or fake.

lawn will be your slave forever.
Anonymous (ID: W8O2twfN) No.60552264
>>60551155 (OP)
Because they're all gay vaccinated faggots?
Anonymous (ID: W8O2twfN) No.60552274 >>60552400 >>60553238
>>60551665
>How can I have fun without a heckin bar 1 block from my house?
Anonymous (ID: STpPyFJX) No.60552279
>>60551258
this was me in apartments where mexicans lived. in a suburb the only drama is boomers venting about dog poop. i love the quiet privacy
Anonymous (ID: xxcY9P0y) No.60552398
>>60551763
>t. Larger house and more land than you

happy for you anon

im stuck in san diego so hard to get lots of land + home but enjoy what i have with my family
Anonymous (ID: JrQzMeCG) No.60552400
>>60552274
I like having the stadiums and performing arts centers nearby
bars are just a plus after a big win at the game or somewhere to go after the show
Anonymous (ID: XX2Pb3ls) No.60552413
>>60551155 (OP)
Suburbs are where you raise kids.
If you're young and single, living in the suburbia is suicide material, especially after you've experienced living in a city where the majority of people are near your age.
Anonymous (ID: riV2Pd70) No.60552484
>>60551155 (OP)
>why do Redditors

Stopped reading right there. Sorry not sorry.
Anonymous (ID: cOq02pRF) No.60553088
>>60551155 (OP)
>Muh heckin wholesome walka le city and niggerinos.
>I agree racist suburbanites are just trying to avoid cultural enrichment, that's why the suburbs should be dismantled.
>Muh BLOCKBUSTIN, stop running from the diversity!
Anonymous (ID: X81J77mv) No.60553101
>>60551155 (OP)
someone in that suburb called this tranny a man
Anonymous (ID: EKSVLmMD) No.60553109
>>60551155 (OP)
sheltered halfwits who've never experienced poverty. take those fucking homosexuals to a low-crime high-density gotham-tier shithole Yonghe, Taiwan
Anonymous (ID: kqm/urYE) No.60553238 >>60557762
>>60552274
How am I supposed to meet women or bros to hang out with
Anonymous (ID: 87UfSUb1) No.60553273
>>60551193
you're posting the fiatcel mascot, npc faggot nigger
Anonymous (ID: 36os9JUB) No.60553287
Plebbits hate being white and by extension any and all "things white people like"
also they realistically never expect to own a home, or just aspire to buy a condo within 2 hours of their nightmare metropolitan office
Anonymous (ID: 05dvXtJ6) No.60553434
>>60551258
>constant brapping of riced out hondas and subarus
I sometimes wonder if cops don't have/enforce noise ordinances because their kids are causing car meetups in the first place. This was seriously one of the worst gripes I had with my old living accommodations, you had less than 5 hours of silence from traffic total throughout the day, and 2 of those hours came from there being too much traffic. Living downtown or somewhere in the endless rowhome sprawl elsewhere was probably quieter.

While looking for homes to purchase in the future, I am NEVER buying a house in front of a non inside neighborhood road of any kind, unless it's 100% rural.
Anonymous (ID: hc82DVbf) No.60553437
>>60551155 (OP)
>why do Redditors hate
Atheism
Anonymous (ID: c+tU7zWz) No.60553471
>>60551155 (OP)
Redditors hate everything because they're professional useless people
Anonymous (ID: PwahRnD8) No.60553524
It's just envy, nothing more and nothing less. They know this is vastly superior to the shoebox apartments they'll be moving amongst their entire lives so they have to tear down people who can afford these homes to feel better. Sure, you can't walk much of anywhere, but that beats living on a noisy nigger infested street in the cit any day. A few of them might genuinely care about the environment enough to get mad that houses don't use energy as efficiently as apartment buildings, but those are likely few in number, it's basically all just envy.
Anonymous (ID: 8ZXw5BOh) No.60553615
>>60552205
Imagine being so Cucked that you think HOAs only don't exist Cities. Hey faggot, I have more land than you, a bigger house, and I don't pay into an HOA that tells me what I can and can't do LMAO
Anonymous (ID: 0EqeqS0r) No.60553618
>>60551155 (OP)
Because they're brain damaged and fucking retarded.
They'll see people having big homes and big yards and they get jealous because they're too stupid and useless to obtain one so they claim outs le bad.

It's like fox and the grapes.
Anonymous (ID: v0yj+hqP) No.60553627 >>60557560
>>60551155 (OP)
>building materials: drywall and plywood
>nearest store: 20 minutes
>nature: lol
>commute: 1 hour
That will be $600,000 + yearly tax + HOA + interest + tip
Anonymous (ID: AHb2hSSj) No.60553722 >>60554141
>>60551193
>The end goal of leftists is to corral everyone into grey hive cities like vermin where the state can manage every aspect of your existence.
This is actually a stated MAGA goal.
Anonymous (ID: fk76rPvH) No.60553834
>>60551572
Gas taxes pay for it. Socialist taxes make up 63% of the price of a gallon of gas. Thats why I ride a bike.
Anonymous (ID: SUrv2qLa) No.60553837
Who actually likes suburban homes? I literally cannot do anything without a car
Anonymous (ID: n0Sj239k) No.60554130
>>60551174
this lol
suburbs can be nice but fuck texas
Anonymous (ID: UUFZzT8n) No.60554138 >>60554155 >>60554234
This proves the concept of leftism as driven by hate/contempt/envy and narcissism (in the sense that one projects rather than understands other viewpoints). I get this spam CONSTANTLY. They complain about suburban houses, cars, and yards, over and over and over again. They simply can't mentally understand why someone would want a house, or a car, or a yard, or all 3, or why someone else would desire peace/safety/order over chaos. They are all some level of literal mental derangement. Suburbanites don't sit around ruminating every day about how to turn a city center into a single home zoned neighborhood.
Anonymous (ID: Q+3Vnvqm) No.60554139
>>60551155 (OP)
>every house in the pic costs $1M
Anonymous (ID: UUFZzT8n) No.60554141
>>60553722

On the contrary we just want to deport all of you and stay far away from you, you're parasites
Anonymous (ID: 9KaTd70A) No.60554149
>>60551174
i would kill to live in such a place
Anonymous (ID: +ZrvAqs/) No.60554151
>>60551155 (OP)
They prefer to walk through urban alleyways filled with broken glass and piss before they get butt fucked by illegal immigrants.
Anonymous (ID: +ns4egxM) No.60554155 >>60554164 >>60554383
>>60554138
>suburban basednigger geographically precluded from well and septic
>suburban basednigger hooks up to public water and sewer infrastructure
>suburban basednigger cries when property taxes go up to offset inefficiencies inherent to low density utilities
>NOOO!!!! THIS IS GOBBUNISM!!!! I DEMAND FREE WATER AND SEWER!!!!!
>DA REDDITORS ARE AT FAULT!!!!!! THIS IS SOCIALISM!!!!
many such cases
Anonymous (ID: UUFZzT8n) No.60554164 >>60554176
>>60554155

We have our own water towers you utter turd. This is why suburbs tend to grow around a proximal small town rather than just random places. White men built that water infrastructure and you aren't exclusively entitled to it because you happened to move into a rat box in the middle of the city.
Anonymous (ID: +ns4egxM) No.60554176 >>60554180 >>60554383
>>60554164
>suburbanite thinks a water tower is a private well
you are somehow worse than urban sΓΆyniggers.
Anonymous (ID: UUFZzT8n) No.60554180 >>60554186 >>60554239
>>60554176

White men built all of this, and white men live in suburbs. Get fucked you tourist. As we speak your utilities and trades companies have a host of white men commuting in from a suburb so that they don't have to live around your feral niggers and screeching they/thems.
Anonymous (ID: +ns4egxM) No.60554186 >>60554211 >>60554383
>>60554180
>obese """white passing""" """"based latino"""" from laredo, texas going on and on about DA BASED WHITES
i live on 10 acres in rural pennsylvania. i have my own private well and my own private septic. within the next few years i will have a solar setup capable of powering my home 24/7. you are a fat disgusting niggermutt communist suburbanite parasite. people like you deserve to be lynched for entertainment.
Anonymous (ID: UUFZzT8n) No.60554211 >>60554239
>>60554186

What is it with a bunch of lying leftist niggers talking about their "10 acres and a farm" on this site all of the sudden when pressed on their obvious cityfag termite brain? No. The larp you just invented literally doesn't exist in reality.
Anonymous (ID: UUFZzT8n) No.60554216 >>60554495
>ACTUALLY I HAVE A FARM AND ACRES AND LOTS OF GUNS AND STUFF
>I JUST SO HAPPEN TO ADVOCATE FOR AGGRESSIVE URBANISM ONLINE FOR FUN
Anonymous (ID: dbvk1B3l) No.60554234 >>60554252
>>60554138
This is largely a botted campaign to manufacture consent for taxing and regulating rural homes away, podding the people.
Anonymous (ID: +ns4egxM) No.60554239 >>60554252 >>60554383
>>60554211
you are going on and on about infrastructure built by others >>60554180, behavior indistinguishable from an urban leftist bugman. you are utterly reliant on THE SYSTEM and you cry about taxes going up to support your welfare leech ass. everything about you is a LARP.
Anonymous (ID: UUFZzT8n) No.60554252 >>60554287
>>60554234

I've suspected that. If you want a clue, look at states that have speedran the process. California couldn't outlaw cars entirely so they instead made them all-electric so you were attached to the centralized grid. It's all about centralization, control, dispossession, the blank-eyed leftist retards flagwaving it online are just downstream of their statist, power hungry masters.

The kicker, however, is that they fucked this up royally in 2020. They encouraged gross amounts of crime, and urban overlordship, to the point that people began reversing the urbanization process moving back to suburbs/rural areas. This trend has sustained up to this point today, cities have been bleeding people while suburbs/rural areas, red states, have been absorbing them all. You can push any kind of marketing campaign you'd like, if you fuck up and make people's miserable they are leaving.

>>60554239

You can't make a single rational point can you
Anonymous (ID: +ns4egxM) No.60554287 >>60554306 >>60554383
>>60554252
do you have a learning disability? what you call superiority is inferiority, what you call freedom is slavery, what you view as independence is dependence. tract home suburbniggers are urbanites by another name. you are reliant on public infrastructure: water, sewer, utilities, roadways. you don't have enough land for any sort of independence. you are a tax slave, you are an HOA slave, you likely work some nonsense white collar jew job to afford your $500k mexican-built plywood box on 0.1 acres.
Anonymous (ID: UUFZzT8n) No.60554306 >>60554334
>>60554287

Being stuck in a tiny cuckbox, forced to live next to feral niggers, being forced to follow a bus or train schedule and limited to your immediate proximity, isn't freedom you cancerous tumor of a human being. Kill yourself
Anonymous (ID: +ns4egxM) No.60554334 >>60554350 >>60554383
>>60554306
okay anon. have fun mowing your vast 0.1 acre estate on a 15 hp home depot ride-on mower. don't forget to pay that water bill, either -- gotta keep the lawn lookin GREEN!
Anonymous (ID: UUFZzT8n) No.60554350 >>60554381
>>60554334

Even now this faggot thinks a "green lawn" or "a chill day on the riding mower" is some kind of hell and not passively pleasant little life joys for people

why yes anon I will enjoy

BEING ABLE TO WALK AROUND MY NEIGHBORHOOD AT NIGHT
BEING ABLE TO DRIVE ANYWHERE I WANT WHENEVER
CONSTANT PEACE AND QUIET SAVE FOR THE SOUND OF CHILDREN PLAYING AND BIRDS SINGING
A HOME SO BIG THAT PEOPLE 100 YEARS AGO WOULD CALL IT A MANSION

SO TERRIBLE
Anonymous (ID: +ns4egxM) No.60554381 >>60554386
>>60554350
observe the suburban bugnigger earnestly participating in the simulacrum of land management.
>GOTTA MOW THE LAWN AGAIN
>I KNOW IT HASN'T BEEN A FULL WEEK, BUT IT'S GETTIN HIGH
>OOOOOH LOOKS A LITTLE DEAD, BETTER FERTILIZE IT
>I-IS THAT A DANDELION!!!! OH MY GOOOOODDDDD!!!!!
how often do you think i mow my """lawn"""?

>BEING ABLE TO WALK AROUND MY NEIGHBORHOOD AT NIGHT
i live on a dirt road. there is no 'neighborhood.'
>BEING ABLE TO DRIVE ANYWHERE I WANT WHENEVER
as long as you pay your vehicle registration taxes with a license in good standing, and provided your goymobile is capable of traversing the roadways which are built and maintained by taxes! freedom, truly!
>CONSTANT PEACE AND QUIET SAVE FOR THE SOUND OF CHILDREN PLAYING AND BIRDS SINGING
you are a tract home nigger. there is no peace and quiet.
>A HOME SO BIG THAT PEOPLE 100 YEARS AGO WOULD CALL IT A MANSION
mentally ill suburbnigger obsessed with his 2200 square foot home and 1000 square foot garage packed to the gills with consumerist chinkshit. many such cases!
Anonymous (ID: 9DhcuycO) No.60554383
>>60554334
>>60554287
>>60554239
>>60554186
>>60554176
>>60554155
>>60551671
>>60551659
>>60551600
>>60551556
>there are mentally ill schizoids posting on my board, LARPing about how everyone who responds to them is a latinx
>this is who is giving us financial advice
Anonymous (ID: UUFZzT8n) No.60554386 >>60554404
>>60554381

You are an utter absurdity. You're sitting there trying to use rural living as an argument for urban living over suburban living. Do you have a single fucking brain cell up there?
Anonymous (ID: chCDgGD5) No.60554393
>>60551694
>not specified
"idk what tf I even am" mutts
Anonymous (ID: +ns4egxM) No.60554404 >>60554438
>>60554386
urban and suburban are equivalent. you are a slave. how much is your HOA?
Anonymous (ID: UUFZzT8n) No.60554438 >>60554446
>>60554404

No, they're obviously not, which is the subject of this thread, and how urbanites want to control suburbanites. Funny you mention an HOA since it's a paltry free with far higher return than the services you get from a city from sky high taxes.
Anonymous (ID: /tMXDQCC) No.60554442 >>60554464
I don't live in the city with all the drugged out riff raff, and I don't live in a suburb with geriatric booms and depression inducing blandness and bleakness.

It's a happy medium for me. I just wish I didn't live on the busy street, motorcycle and work trucks are really loud.

I find the suburbs depressing because it feels empty despite other people sorta being around. It's a community without a sense of community.

I wonder what living out in a rural place would be like
Anonymous (ID: +ns4egxM) No.60554446 >>60554450
>>60554438
> paltry free with far higher return than the services you get from a city from sky high taxes.
HAHAAH OHHH NOOOOOOO OHHHH NOOOOO HAHAHAHA
Anonymous (ID: UUFZzT8n) No.60554450 >>60554470
>>60554446

You post like a fent zombie in a city park. You can't make a single lucid point and are unironically trying to claim that cities are superior because the country exists lmfao.
Anonymous (ID: UUFZzT8n) No.60554464 >>60554470
>>60554442

Consider the fact that the lack of external stimuli, chaos, crime, disorder, merely highlights your depression. As opposed to cities, which distract you from it. I grew up in the city and I've never been more depressed than there. Outside of it you can make your life whatever it needs to be, no one is stopping you from filling your space with pets and plants or flowers or whatever else. I don't find any "community" with cityfags that tend to fall in one of these baskets:

>feral niggers
>hysterical leftist crazies
>snoddy materialistic yuppies

You're bored because you're supposed to be having kids and taking care of things, not sitting there thinking about your own brain.
Anonymous (ID: +ns4egxM) No.60554470 >>60554489
>>60554450
>>60554464
hey anon the HOA president doesnt like the color of your mailbox. remedy this immediately or a lien will be placed on "your" home.
Anonymous (ID: UUFZzT8n) No.60554489
>>60554470

Funny thing is I don't even have an HOA. Did you know you could do that? Pick a neighborhood without one? Of course not, because you're a fucking zombie redditor.
Anonymous (ID: 8ZXw5BOh) No.60554495 >>60554532 >>60554536
>>60554216
>Thinks being anti HOA is pro urbanism
You're pay into an HOA because you are a limpdick cuck without real acreage or land in a box of cardboard
Anonymous (ID: +ns4egxM) No.60554532
>>60554495
umm sorry anon but im da based alpha suburban male. i do WHATEVER I WANT as long as it doesnt violate my based trad town's quiet enjoyment laws.
Anonymous (ID: UUFZzT8n) No.60554536 >>60555288
>>60554495

I don't think about HOAs because I don't have one and you don't have to buy a house in a neighborhood with one. Do cityfags have the option to not pay taxes and not have a city government micromanaging them? Feel free to find one like that.
Anonymous (ID: jBwSIMh/) No.60554577
>>60551193
>a night of streaming Disney+
Anonymous (ID: 4QMKUdqF) No.60555288
>>60554536
>Thinks being anti HOA is pro urbanism
You're pay into an HOA because you are a limpdick cuck without real acreage or land in a box of cardboard. Simple as
Anonymous (ID: GGBEZvhG) No.60555519
>>60551193
you forgot to mention who the public transit would be shared with
Anonymous (ID: 9JQnZrAJ) No.60555706 >>60555731 >>60555731 >>60555731
>>60551155 (OP)
Redditors are right in this case

Suburbanism is the worst form of urbanism. It's soviet commieblock equivalent of capitalism
Anonymous (ID: Ef+HmNaP) No.60555731
>>60555706
>>60555706
>>60555706
This
Anonymous (ID: Z9xCNZyB) No.60555768
>>60551357
This
Manufactured corporate neighborhoods are built with the cheapest materials in mind
The houses are not sustainable and are rough with infrastructure issues. They fall apart in less than 10 uears
Anonymous (ID: dLyRPJSA) No.60556360 >>60557542
>>60551155 (OP)
Jews hate anywhere where they aren't surrounded by blacks and browns. They need to feel superior 24/7 and being around whites terrified them.
Anonymous (ID: rKt4w0jN) No.60557542
>>60556360
This might be a really good take
Anonymous (ID: 47O6FvdI) No.60557554
>>60551174
So, comfy as fuck then?
Anonymous (ID: 47O6FvdI) No.60557560
>>60553627
At least they can see the sky
Anonymous (ID: CXIVhksp) No.60557703
>>60551258
All of this boils down to "Waah I don't like noise waah stop doing things so I don't have to hear anything"
Ok 80 year old Karen yelling at clouds.
Ear plugs. Noise cancelling earphones. Etc. Life will not stop and become silent just so your sensitive ears won't be bothered
Anonymous (ID: tSbKd2Gq) No.60557707
>literally one of the most developed places on planet earth with proper infrastructure, good housing, safe neighborhoods and good asphalt
>I aM fUcKiNg DyInG!
What the fuck is wrong with people? I could take one of these sΓΆys and strangle them with my bare hands.
Anonymous (ID: WHOfkl51) No.60557720
>>60551155 (OP)
>>60551258
>tfw reading this as a yuropoor
Anonymous (ID: QtRNKzXt) No.60557728
>>60551155 (OP)
this looks comfy desu
Anonymous (ID: CXIVhksp) No.60557762
>>60553238
>How am I supposed to meet women or
You're right, bars are literally the only way to meet a woman, ever. This is the kind of IQ we see on a /biz/ board
>bros to hang out with
Ah so you're a NPC. You don't need to go to bars and get thrashed in order to have friends. But that's impossible, right?
Anonymous (ID: VdkPl6HM) No.60557766 >>60557770
>>60551155 (OP)
If you don't like it then leave. Fuck off we have been full for 20 years. Fucking traffic and retarded caliniggers who don't know how to drive. I hate it here now. I'm going to be forced to move to Arkansas.
Anonymous (ID: +ns4egxM) No.60557770 >>60557796
>>60557766
kek. have fun getting buttfucked by the walton family and their h1b needful sir jeet imports.
Anonymous (ID: VdkPl6HM) No.60557796
>>60557770
>Walton family
Lived on a rural farm in the 1930s?
>H1B needfuls
I hate indians
Anonymous (ID: Wzno0Emx) No.60557801 >>60557851
>>60551174
It's beautiful
Anonymous (ID: I1Bo9DX4) No.60557851 >>60558528
>>60557801
Yeah maybe if manufactured corporate cookie cutter slop has an aesthetic
Houses from the Sears catalogue had some soul than this
Anonymous (ID: ELWR4+oA) No.60558502
>>60551155 (OP)
It has just occurred to me that all of these
>waaah, there's nothing in walking distance!
>waaah, there's nothing to do!
crybabies have never once realized that such things are unnecessary when you live somewhere nice. You have a large house, plenty of disposable income not wasted on urban grift with which to buy whatever catches your fancy, a yard, ideally fenced in, to spend time outside in, and neighbors not constantly trying to shoot each-other in the streets to invite over for dinner, cookouts, and the like.

You only need these "walkable amenities" if your primary residence is a miserable hellhole that you constantly want to escape from, either literally by going somewhere else, or figuratively with various psychoactive substances.
Anonymous (ID: 9DhcuycO) No.60558528 >>60558532
>>60557851
Definitely an unpopular opinion, but some of us have ascended the cliche basedlennial rage and can appreciate suburbia for its cultural nostalgic aesthetic, especially as our country drifts further and further into third worldism. I think my feelings for suburbia are only possible if you grew up in it, so I don't expect browns or non-Americans to get it. Most Americans don't even get it.

Suburbia and the corporate cookie cut housing aesthetic was actually a perfect fit for the 90's and early 2000's. By the Obama years, the basedlennials had already become the jaded faggots they were destined to be and were more than primed to open the floodgates for hordes of brownoids

>The world you grew up in no longer exists
Anonymous (ID: 9DhcuycO) No.60558532
>>60558528
>basedlennial

kek forgot about the sΓΆy filter
Anonymous (ID: oviAKyQt) No.60558541
>>60551155 (OP)
Everything but uncle teds shack is cringe and not worth the money. Might as well just life in an apartment, same normgroids surrounding you.
Anonymous (ID: SZdz3qXY) No.60558549 >>60558582
>>60551155 (OP)
>nooooooo a double garage, 4 bedrooms, and 3 bathrooms i'm going insaneee arrgghhghghhhh
>where is the hustle and bustle? i NEED homeless people loitering two blocks away from my front door i just do ok!
Anonymous (ID: gHrfA9MT) No.60558582
>>60558549
you know you can live in a city without living in a downtown right? the homeless people only clump up the city centers.
Anonymous (ID: 95PzuIns) No.60558707
>>60551155 (OP)
Because they strive to live in the homogenized hive.