I feel like squealing, screaming, shrieking, puking, spitting up, yelping, barking, mewing, quacking, clicking, mooing, crying my eyes out all over my pillow in absolute despair over this. Why do people want to just kick and spit all over alts now of days and ignore them like an unwanted animal? Don't they realize btc's returns will be EXTREMELY minimal and alts would've given them a better life but NOOOOOOOOO the market makers have to MAKE IT SO UNBELIEABLY UNFAIR ON US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Total altcoiner death

>>60551677 (OP)
Alts are mooning, like always. Don't buy legacy coins.

>>60551677 (OP)
BTC will soon have functionalities that will make alts completely redundant, also because the alt season is simply over, there is no excitement anymore

>>60551677 (OP)
why do we have to keep explaining why?

you scammed everybody. there's nothing left for people to buy the dogshit, and they are now fully aware they're gonna get rugged.

>>60551677 (OP)
Alts had more than one decade to prove any real world value or use and didn't. So fuck them. All scams.

>>60551677 (OP)
There are too many alts, blame automated market makers like Uniswap, they destroyed the altcoins by allowing anyone to give liquidity to a coin, now it's completely oversaturated. It was better for alts when centralized exchanges controlled which ones would moon.

You ever buy Ethereum?

*audience chuckles*

You spend all weekend reading whitepapers, learning about gas fees, and you're like:

"This is it. This is the future. We're going to flip Bitcoin any minute now!"

*audience bursts out laughing*

You click "Buy", you feel like a genius.
And then what happens?

Nothing.
It doesn't pump.
It just sits there, like an old man in a recliner.
Doesn't move. Doesn't blink. Just... hums quietly in your portfolio.

*audience howls in laughter*

I mean what is the deal with Ethereum gas fees, anyway?
I paid $38 to move $12.
That’s not a transaction — that’s a robbery with extra steps.

*audience howls in laughter*

I mean seriously, THIS is the future of finance?

"Sir I'll take 12 ugly monkey pictures to go please"

*Audience hoots and claps*

>>60552399

>>60552399
The least funny jew that I know of yet, somehow overhyped.

>>60551717
Exactly I bought OWO and I’m up 40% unlike what I was doing a few months ago and buying the top 20 which basically didn’t go anywhere or just crabbed. Buying the old stuff is not the way to get rich.

>>60552440

I feel you nigga

>>60551717
Alts moon just so you become new bagholders, anon. BTC and ETH and dino coins are the real long game.

>>60551677 (OP)
bullish for alts

>>60553016
Only dino coins I'm buying are XRP and A

>>60553022
Unfathomably based, anon. While the BTC maxis cope, we're stacking actual tech. Sui, Supra, Kaspa are my top bags.

>>60551677 (OP)
Alts aren’t dead, you're just buying the wrong ones. Sui, Solana, Pepe and Sei are still moving, even A47’s literally posting crypto headlines like it owns the news desk. The market’s unfair, but there's still plays, if you have the patience.

>>60551677 (OP)
Zoom out. That's why.

There's love but biz has become retarded and is just yelling scam for literally every alt

Buy xrd. Its gonna do good towards eoy

>>60551677 (OP)
I rotated most of my BTC earlier this year into SUI, KAS and A(vaulta) to prepare for the 'coming altseason'.