Whats stopping you from putting on a lobster outfit and selling $100 grilled cheese sandwiches to hippies?

seasonal festival shit. theres to consistent base for this year round

>>60552474 (OP)
My dignity

>>60552522
do it on a food truck near schools, some dumb kid will charge his parents card $100

>>60552628
>wagie talking about dignity

Lmfao.

>>60552474 (OP)
this guaranteed involves gay sex

i went to rothbury '08, i picked up cans for clif bars and a pair of merrels thru the globohomo-sponsored can redemption program

>>60552474 (OP)
Because I'd put on a lobster suit and sell it for $80 a pop next to them

>>60552522
if only people had an idea how much money you make in a few days this way there would be more competition

>>60552474 (OP)
Wait, did he close the grill on an open-faced sandwich?

>>60552474 (OP)
I think I'd rather dress up as a shrimp and fry rice.
captcha: HDRRR

>>60552628
The lobster man has more dig than you because he is making the big buxs while you are too prideful and as a result suffer the fate of the poor fag

>>60552474 (OP)
The fact that I shower regularly.

>>60552474 (OP)
It's incredible how eager and willing Americans are to humiliate themselves.

>>60554615
ya wtf. i dont see how this doesnt make a huge mess and ruin the sammy

>>60552522
Festivals go year round dude.
You can ride the festival vending train on mainstream events all the way from March - Halloween.
From there you gotta go to special events and some that thrive on cold environments.
Source: I go to fests year round. Even selling grilled cheese for $2 a pop has netted me hundreds of dollars for a few hours of work while sitting on the ground getting fucked up
The real grind is selling drugs

>>60552474 (OP)
The best way to compete with them is hire some black people for $15 an hour and open a “Good Ole Soul Cookin” BBQ spot next to them and sell $50 plates of brisket and beans you bought in bulk at Costco. If you really want to compete with their theatrics, hire some black guys to play New Orleans style jazz outside your tent.

That shit would go bonkers with the yuppie liberals who attend music festivals.

imagine being that skinny guy playing flute with pajamas and a fucking cropped top with that stupid fucking cap in public ffs, how could one let himself be that guy

>>60554751
the "we're chill and like to have fun" mentality has reached it's logical conclusion

>me on my way to get my $100 mac n cheese
https://youtu.be/UjCdB5p2v0Y

>>60552474 (OP)
im allergic to working