40 years old, just broke up with my gf.
I guess now I have time to invest in crypto. What's happening these days in the markets? What'd I miss?

>>60552807 (OP)
scammers all around want you to buy ALTs.
ignore them and get rich on Bitcoin

40 is way too fucking old to have a "gf". you should have a wife or sugarbaby by now.

>>60552807 (OP)
Sorry bout your loss big guy, let’s go fuck some hookers in Reno my treat.

>>60552807 (OP)
For a starters, always do the opposite of what shills like >>60552844 want you to do. Obviously.

>>60552847
> wife
> sugarbaby
> in an investment forum
> in 2025

>>60552903
siriuz question: is reno a thing?

for sure vegas is not a thing. $16 for a coke at Aria. When I treated myself to a hooker it was a total scam: bitch wanted to dance for me in the hotel room and refused to sucky sucky.

I'm a 29 year old virgin. No friends. No GF. No job.
Live at parents and trade crypto.

Try being me, whiny faggot.

>40
>gf

GRIM

i miss my bubu :(

>>60552807 (OP)
You'll never get there if you organize your relationship with the market based on whether you're having sex with a probable ugliness or not.

Advice: If you're already in your 40s you should say "partner" and not "girlfriend"

>>60554280
>no friends
>no job
why not?

>>60552807 (OP)
>What's happening these days in the markets?
Bitcoin is king and alts have been exposed (finally) for being fake smokescreens to siphon money from fools so they don't pump anymore. Memecoins do, though, which is ironic. A cycle restarting. Compare ICP, LINK or AVAX to the likes of SNIBBU or GIGA and you will notice it too.

>>60552807 (OP)
did you atleast make her pregnant? or was it a fruitless relationship?

>>60556727
he is 29

>>60553818
Reno is discount Vegas, but it’s really small and almost everyone is old

>>60556725
I thought "partner" meant gay.

>>60553818
That's a you problem, not a Vegas problem. If you work out and look decent, a good budget (>$700 or so minimum), and above retard research and social skills, you should be able to find the right places to mingle with classy hookers that'll even let you blow your load in their asshole

Personally, South Florida has been jackpot for me as of late. Latina whores are hungry and willing

>>60558827
Libtards call their wives and girlfriends “partners” too, like they own a fucking law firm together or something.

>>60558849
LATINA HOOKES? IM IN!

>>60552807 (OP)
This is good for you, for 18 months youll probably be sad seeing two birds together thinking about how it used to be the two of you together and now you're all alone seeing everything else in pairs whats wrong with me? it creates a feeling of self doubt and a strive for self improvement, my main advice is dont use drugs or alcohol to bail yourself out of your feelings use it for energy to work or to celebrate but don't get into the spiral of dosing because you feel sad because youll get hella rebound depression, but if you do it right its good for the soul trust me.

>>60553818
yeah Reno is fun. was at the peppermill earlier this year

>>60553818
>refused to sucky sucky
>getting a blowjob from a hooker
rip

>>60552807 (OP)
get a new girlfriend quick.

>>60556725
thats what liberal onions boys say