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Anonymous (ID: A7JFSsCE) No.60554560 >>60555069
/smg/ - Stock Market General
Prosperity and Degeneracy edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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Anonymous (ID: zKO7abZq) No.60554565
new thread new me
Sloorper !!UHxCAkHN3+E (ID: Cbjg0HLr) No.60554567
I'm the best investor itt.
Anonymous (ID: qCQTMUxe) No.60554568
For free anon?
Anonymous (ID: HzIwtgNy) No.60554579
Fee fi fo fum
Bobo never gets 2 cum
Anonymous (ID: WKwVgbtX) No.60554580 >>60554597
There is no top. Line rises eternally.
Anonymous (ID: 86xAJ199) No.60554583
this is the mumu general
Anonymous (ID: z2Z3fdqj) No.60554586
Anonymous (ID: j/YPxurA) No.60554590 >>60554629
>>60554555
>>60554555
This thread was made first
Anonymous (ID: FUD9TLJw) No.60554595
>y’all got any more of them deals
Anonymous (ID: zKO7abZq) No.60554597 >>60554599
>>60554580
we will one day reminisce on times when there were actually dips to buy
Anonymous (ID: qCQTMUxe) No.60554599 >>60555316
>>60554597
>PLTR
TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF (ID: vPHWnDUe) No.60554603 >>60554611 >>60554614
This is looking all fucky wucky, why is Bitcoin retreating while the market is rallying? One of these two is wrong boss.
Anonymous (ID: A7JFSsCE) No.60554605 >>60554608
To travel in silence by a long and circuitous route,
To brave the arrows of misfortune and fear neither noose nor fire,
To play the greatest of all games and win, foregoing no expense
is to mock the vicissitudes of Fate
and gain at last the key
that will unlock the Ninth Gate.

don't mind me, just chanting to extract bobo's miasma more effectively
Anonymous (ID: E2iPdexV) No.60554607 >>60554613 >>60554813
What happened to PLTR?
Anonymous (ID: qCQTMUxe) No.60554608
>>60554605
whos that dude
Anonymous (ID: P/ZVPwrc) No.60554610
>furious rally
Anonymous (ID: nAHHM23l) No.60554611
>>60554603
people are selling their crypto just to put it into the stock market
Anonymous (ID: qCQTMUxe) No.60554613
>>60554607
my news feed has Jim Cramer saying its a $200 stock masquerading as a $144 stock. thats literally all i can find.
Anonymous (ID: P/ZVPwrc) No.60554614
>>60554603
someone said eu trade deal and dax blasted to the moon
Anonymous (ID: z2Z3fdqj) No.60554628
wtfwt?!
Anonymous (ID: LujFvn5x) No.60554629
>>60554590
Yah. And it was deleted for being /pol/troon trash.
Anonymous (ID: j/YPxurA) No.60554630 >>60554633
UKRAINE LOST
Anonymous (ID: 94IGMW6f) No.60554633
>>60554630
Russia is losing too tho and that's what matters simple as.
Anonymous (ID: rEmlHe/i) No.60554634
why are fags like that? why cant they be normal?
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60554639 >>60554647
>June 27 (Reuters) - Microsoft's (MSFT.O), opens new tab next-generation Maia AI chip is facing a delay of at least six months, pushing its mass production to 2026 from 2025, The Information reported on Friday, citing three people involved in the effort.
When the chip, code-named Braga, goes into production, it is expected to fall well short of the performance of Nvidia's (NVDA.O), opens new tab Blackwell chip that was released late last year, the report said.

MSFT dumped on this by $2-3 only to then immediately zoom up on open. How does this shit work. I
Anonymous (ID: nAHHM23l) No.60554640 >>60554646 >>60554655 >>60554680
uh oh we're dumping
Anonymous (ID: qCQTMUxe) No.60554646
>>60554640
don't get uppity just yet bobo
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60554647
>>60554639
>opens new tab
kek, it's because they put the tickers in brackets
Anonymous (ID: H8/fLqAN) No.60554649 >>60554676
so i closed my soxl leaps jan '24 10 call
bought for 3.50, sold 16.34. something like a 380% gain, over 6500 realized. could be a decent chance it could go higher but im not going to be greedy with it. im still holding a lot of other stuff. im happy with it prob one of my best trades ever
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60554655
>>60554640
>US Pres Trump: Will Hold 11:30 ET News Conference At White House

Don't worry, Trump will, even though he does not look at the market, say something about it and try to pump it.
Anonymous (ID: 3zepjMEh) No.60554657
Buy SBSW
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60554664
>The Fed doesn’t care about your bad reputation

I think it was mostly republicans applauding Powell for this change. Who could have guessed
Anonymous (ID: XKnOq/bu) No.60554673
90% of my profits are due to HOOD.
Anonymous (ID: HzIwtgNy) No.60554676
>>60554649
Congrats anon
Anonymous (ID: sVBDOpSz) No.60554677 >>60554684 >>60555055
PLTR pls go up
Anonymous (ID: P/ZVPwrc) No.60554680
>>60554640
dumping? i haven't seen so much green in a good while
Anonymous (ID: j/YPxurA) No.60554682 >>60554711
UKRAINE FUCKING LOST
Anonymous (ID: qCQTMUxe) No.60554684
>>60554677
i'm buying every leg down. it's dumping on nothing legitimate that i can see.
Anonymous (ID: H8/fLqAN) No.60554687
vvix is spiking. bobo is on his way
Anonymous (ID: nAHHM23l) No.60554707
SRPT is at about its price from 10 years ago, chances of recovery?
Anonymous (ID: FUD9TLJw) No.60554711
>>60554682
>port was all in Russian McDonalds and was liquidated when they banned foreigners from trading so they could get raped by domestic buyers
A small number of such cases
Anonymous (ID: pxo/HYoP) No.60554712 >>60554720 >>60554725
The VIX is spiking???? On no news!!??? Where's the news???? Why is the VIX spiking on no news??!!
Anonymous (ID: FUD9TLJw) No.60554716
Is UNH eventually going to start behaving like a defensive again?
Anonymous (ID: qCQTMUxe) No.60554720 >>60554757
>>60554712
IM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Anonymous (ID: P/ZVPwrc) No.60554725
>>60554712
we are so bullish that even such things wont be left unpumped
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60554727 >>60554733
>US House Speaker Johnson: July 4 Tax Bill Deadline May Slip

oh no... and they said the Tradedeals will come with/after the taxbill... oh nooooo
Anonymous (ID: HzIwtgNy) No.60554728 >>60554730
News status?
Anonymous (ID: Ah/CbTt/) No.60554730 >>60554738 >>60554740 >>60554744 >>60554749
>>60554728
investors are realizing that the market has never peaked in June.

SPY 700
0
0
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Anonymous (ID: FUD9TLJw) No.60554733 >>60554735
>>60554727
I can’t believe they said there were going to be deals at current date and there are not deals aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this is an outrage
Anonymous (ID: FUD9TLJw) No.60554735
>>60554733
Wow, my ID starts with FUD. Bullish
Anonymous (ID: pxo/HYoP) No.60554738
>>60554730
Why is June cursed? Also, santa rally confirmed for strongest force in the galaxy
Anonymous (ID: 6wNovl/6) No.60554739 >>60554748
SOXS = SUCCESS
Anonymous (ID: H8/fLqAN) No.60554740
>>60554730
wow thats a lot of new ath left in the year
Anonymous (ID: 6a0fNoHH) No.60554742 >>60555050
GALTSISTERS WHEN PUMP?
Anonymous (ID: FUD9TLJw) No.60554744
>>60554730
This is strongly suggestive that the line goes up over time and that December is the last month of the year
Anonymous (ID: A7JFSsCE) No.60554746 >>60554750
CRCL holders getting heemed
Anonymous (ID: nAHHM23l) No.60554748 >>60554769
>>60554739
but at what cost?
Anonymous (ID: P/ZVPwrc) No.60554749
>>60554730
we are more bullish than ever before!
Anonymous (ID: 6a0fNoHH) No.60554750 >>60554755 >>60554758
>>60554746
>Bought CRCL at $270
>Bought GALT at $3

i keep on beheeming myself i will never make it
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60554754
now we can pump on Trump talking
Anonymous (ID: HzIwtgNy) No.60554755
>>60554750
Oh anon, you took the meme advice seriously
Anonymous (ID: Jlu7WfuW) No.60554756 >>60554768
CELH has 26.8948M shares shorted. Approximately 14.90% of float.
Anonymous (ID: zMdUiXuH) No.60554757
>>60554720
All the way to the mid 16s, lel
Anonymous (ID: FUD9TLJw) No.60554758 >>60554780
>>60554750
Stop buying shit that you don’t know what they even do cuh
>t boughted CRCL at 90 but sold at 117, boughted GALT at like 2 and sold at like 2
Anonymous (ID: lEBkhiDQ) No.60554767
CHYM bros what went wrong
It is as supposed to go like CRWV and CRCL
Anonymous (ID: FUD9TLJw) No.60554768
>>60554756
Damn, would have been like 20% up if I listened to that obnoxious unfunny retard. How frustrating
Anonymous (ID: 6wNovl/6) No.60554769
>>60554748
At the cost of making techies unemployed LMAO
Anonymous (ID: A7JFSsCE) No.60554770
For me, it's TQQQ.
Anonymous (ID: OgH/u8eA) No.60554771 >>60554969
You were warned
Anonymous (ID: 6a0fNoHH) No.60554780
>>60554758
I chased every rally
Anonymous (ID: HzIwtgNy) No.60554786
>another all time high
Anonymous (ID: 4vq54oes) No.60554798
keep climbing nigvida, break 160
Anonymous (ID: H8/fLqAN) No.60554809 >>60554812
this market is insanely bullish, if we close green and nothing too crazy happens on the weekend monday might be a real melty
Anonymous (ID: WKwVgbtX) No.60554810 >>60554825
remember when stuff dumped whenever trump opened his mouth? good times. I miss that era
Anonymous (ID: 6N32K00i) No.60554812
>>60554809
its been too bullish for like a month
Anonymous (ID: qSkaMLCj) No.60554813 >>60554831
>>60554607
Inverse Cramer. Also, as a hybrid AI/defense stock, much of its recent momentum might be attributable to Israel-Iran tensions.
Probably nothing to worry about in long term. At least, nothing we don't already know about PLTR.
Anonymous (ID: Jlu7WfuW) No.60554819
It's gonna be such a nice short squeeze for CELH
Anonymous (ID: E9DptNzS) No.60554824
666 eod
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60554825 >>60554926
>>60554810
he just started talking

The market realized though that whatever he says doesn't matter.
Anonymous (ID: 7JvG5GBh) No.60554831 >>60554858
>>60554813
>Probably nothing to worry about in long term
PLTR is valued at more than Raytheon and Lockheed Martin combined.
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60554849
SHUT UP PAM BONDI, MY EARS, I HEAR YOU
Anonymous (ID: qSkaMLCj) No.60554858
>>60554831
That's something we already know.
I'm just saying whatever exit plan you have for PLTR, you don't have to change it just yet.
Anonymous (ID: lqgoif0L) No.60554862
>GOOG
Anonymous (ID: rEmlHe/i) No.60554883 >>60554887
daily ATHs from now on
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60554886
>just another session of americans only pumping
goddamn
Anonymous (ID: nAHHM23l) No.60554887 >>60554925
>>60554883
please don't post stuff like this, I'm depressed enough as it is
Anonymous (ID: 0GpzZEyY) No.60554894
Buying FNGU weekly until I'm a millionaire, thank you very much
Anonymous (ID: H8/fLqAN) No.60554895
amd trading like a shitstock. wtf is its problem
Anonymous (ID: E2iPdexV) No.60554903
>up 11% of the day
looks like its stopped pumping. i'm fine with that.
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60554915 >>60554918
>crypto is an industry
Anonymous (ID: HzIwtgNy) No.60554918
>>60554915
Correct
Anonymous (ID: qNg93bpI) No.60554922
>banned for saying the N-word
Are you fucking kidding me, faggot jannies?
Anonymous (ID: 0v3kZFIa) No.60554925
>>60554887
Anonymous (ID: 3TEvoxMr) No.60554926
>>60554825
No it’s just whatever he says is bullish as hell now, New American Century.
Anonymous (ID: OApSX8b7) No.60554937
How the bears holding up?
Anonymous (ID: a8QcPMpk) No.60554938
>total
>upside
>capitulation
Anonymous (ID: lI/EqszI) No.60554940
Reminder to take profit retards
Anonymous (ID: f7wAgA17) No.60554941 >>60554946 >>60554948
>market just arbitrarily pumps now no matter what
Is a 9mm sufficient to do the job or should I buy a .40?
Anonymous (ID: HzIwtgNy) No.60554943
Even my dog shit REIT is pumping today!
Anonymous (ID: 0v3kZFIa) No.60554946
>>60554941
Four inches of water at the bottom of a bucket is enough if you are committed.
Anonymous (ID: OApSX8b7) No.60554948
>>60554941
Anonymous (ID: Kj+d0qK7) No.60554949
$BNEC

Bobos.
Never.
Ever.
Cum.
Anonymous (ID: nAHHM23l) No.60554951
why is soxl dumping while spy pumps
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60554961
Green days are just such fuckin bullshit, trading in a 2 point range at the ATH
Anonymous (ID: rEmlHe/i) No.60554963 >>60554977 >>60554978 >>60554979 >>60554987
can someone explain to me how the mind of a bear works? even as a total beginner you just look at something like that and your very first instinct is line go up. what motivates a person to stay a perma bear. I want to understand.
Anonymous (ID: Kj+d0qK7) No.60554969
>>60554771
Only up 2.5%
still time to buy
Anonymous (ID: a8QcPMpk) No.60554972
free market happily discounting the 10y bonds lower than the Fed funds rate again
Anonymous (ID: OApSX8b7) No.60554977
>>60554963
Anonymous (ID: a8QcPMpk) No.60554978
>>60554963
oof
work on your subtlety
Anonymous (ID: nAHHM23l) No.60554979
>>60554963
that's actual exponential growth btw
Anonymous (ID: WKwVgbtX) No.60554987
>>60554963
β€œsurely this is the top, there’s gotta be a pullback or crash soon”
> dip happens
> smaller than expected
β€œthat doesn’t count, that was pathetic, the big one is coming any day now”
Anonymous (ID: HzIwtgNy) No.60554993 >>60555001 >>60555003
>buy product on AMZN
>initiate a return fully intending to keep the item
>say you found a better price elsewhere
>AMZN offers a 20% partial refund + you keep the item
AMZN shareholders hate this one simple trick
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60555001
>>60554993
Reporting you to the Anti-CFPB
Anonymous (ID: OApSX8b7) No.60555003 >>60555013
>>60554993
Isn't this built in to effectively save them money by not fucking around with the time it takes for the refund process?
Isn't it still a net gain for them?
Anonymous (ID: z2Z3fdqj) No.60555004
henlo mister jerome
why have you turned soxl red
please fix this immediately
thank you mister jerome
Anonymous (ID: HzIwtgNy) No.60555013
>>60555003
I'm sure they still come out ahead, yeah. Maybe it's a win for both of us.
Anonymous (ID: WKwVgbtX) No.60555016 >>60555018
what are the odds of market dumping to cash in on the ath before monday open?
is the winning play SELL NOW, BUY MONDAY?
Anonymous (ID: HzIwtgNy) No.60555018
>>60555016
I'm thinking we get a Freedom Dump next Thursday before the 3 day weekend but idk
Anonymous (ID: z2Z3fdqj) No.60555042 >>60555051 >>60555187
I should buy a new laptop, this one has gone to shit. The screen is cracked so the touch screen doesn't function anymore. The lid is also barely holding on (I had to duct tape it tight by the hinges). Whenever I put it to sleep or close the lid, it crashes and heats up to 150F until I force it off. It's dented to shit and I punched one of the hard drives dead a couple years back. It's also like 6 years old, and I bought it refurb so it's probably actually closer to 8 years...
But instead I just DCA'd $1300 into my boomer account...
Anonymous (ID: xlOlGeST) No.60555043 >>60555048
V the 1 minute
V the weekly aswell
americans are something else man lmao
Anonymous (ID: qNg93bpI) No.60555044 >>60555048
>US markets pump on hope of trade deal with China
>Chinese markets dump
Anonymous (ID: XKnOq/bu) No.60555047
There is nothing stopping you from selling 200 naked spy calls with 1 year expiry. You can be a millionaire in 1 click.
Anonymous (ID: nAHHM23l) No.60555048 >>60555066
>>60555043
>>60555044
how many FUCKING times do we need to say "never bet against America"?
Anonymous (ID: DcqEegxg) No.60555050
>>60554742
my bussy awaits the POMP
Anonymous (ID: HzIwtgNy) No.60555051
>>60555042
Based. The thrifty shall inherit the Earth
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60555052 >>60555068 >>60555430 >>60555437
6090 EOD
Anonymous (ID: qr5YmIFk) No.60555053
soxl
Anonymous (ID: I2gF5JW2) No.60555055
>>60554677
>PLTR pls go up
going in reverse at the moment
Anonymous (ID: P/ZVPwrc) No.60555059
this is a graph from april. your ath pump is fake and gay.
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60555061
>#OOTT | US Baker Hughes Rig Count 27-Jun: 547 (prev 554)
- Rotary Gas Rigs: 109 (prev 111)
- Rotary Oil Rigs: 432 (prev 438)


kek oil price down, immediately reduce drilling
Anonymous (ID: qNg93bpI) No.60555066
>>60555048
>never bet against America
US markets are only like this because of recency bias. The entire world is buying American stocks because they've done so well since the financial crisis. This is also why the S&P will have terrible returns in the next decade.
Anonymous (ID: z2Z3fdqj) No.60555068
>>60555052
I'm just afraid to spend money
Anonymous (ID: nA8+abC3) No.60555069 >>60555082
>>60554560 (OP)
i'm tired of gambling. shill me some safe long-term holds
Anonymous (ID: XKnOq/bu) No.60555072
Bearish plays are worthless. Even if used as hedges.
Anonymous (ID: UvyQzhd3) No.60555079 >>60555082 >>60555088 >>60555100
Investlet here that just wants to DCA into some ETFs each paycheck - am I better off with Schwab or Fidelity?
Anonymous (ID: HzIwtgNy) No.60555082 >>60555086
>>60555079
Either is fine
>>60555069
Can I interest you in 60/40 SCHG/SCHD?
Anonymous (ID: UvyQzhd3) No.60555086 >>60555094
>>60555082
Is having both retarded?
I can use my employer HSA to invest through Schwab but I might like the idea of buying fractional ETFs with Fidelity as well
I'm currently leaning towards Schwab
Anonymous (ID: XKnOq/bu) No.60555088
>>60555079
Ignore dividend baggies. Use ibkr and VWCE as a basis.
Anonymous (ID: tif0j8FH) No.60555092 >>60555103
What do you guys think about platinum? Will it keep pumping or go down? Yes I know this should be on pmg but I've committed the cardinal sin of buying "paper" platinum as opposed to physical so now none of the retards on there is capable of answering my question.
Anonymous (ID: HzIwtgNy) No.60555094 >>60555128
>>60555086
No, nothing wrong with having an account at both. Might make your taxes very slightly more complicated I guess
Anonymous (ID: H8/fLqAN) No.60555099 >>60555107
why are semis dumping everything else is pumping. this is illogical
Anonymous (ID: 6wNovl/6) No.60555100 >>60555128
>>60555079
I can't find where to automatically invest my paycheck in Schwab and investing manually leads me to make underperforming decisions, so I am switching to Fidelity.
TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF (ID: vPHWnDUe) No.60555103 >>60555123
>>60555092
Oh you gave some jew money so he can give you a paper IOU that he's never going to deliver on? Get a load of this retard boss.
Anonymous (ID: xlOlGeST) No.60555107 >>60555121
>>60555099
they have to catch their breath anon
Anonymous (ID: H8/fLqAN) No.60555121
>>60555107
no i want to see it pump right now! at least 5%
Anonymous (ID: tif0j8FH) No.60555123 >>60555135
>>60555103
what delivery? I am trying to speculate on the price movement given that it might to be breaking out.
>retare boss
yeah that would be you
Anonymous (ID: UvyQzhd3) No.60555128
>>60555094
Makes sense, thanks for the tips. I'll put a bit of money in both each paycheck for a little while and see how I feel - guess the real important thing is just what I choose to invest in. I can always just tramsfer from one to another some other time
>>60555100
That makes sense. Im likely gonna invest in the same few things every time so I'm not sweating that part too much
Anonymous (ID: WKwVgbtX) No.60555130
[praying] big dump big dump big weekend selloff
TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF (ID: vPHWnDUe) No.60555135 >>60555156
>>60555123
If you can't hold your platinum, you don't actually own it. (((Those))) people sell thousands of those IOUs and don't actually have anything to back them up, they're a big scam, but since you're too retarded to understand you were scammed I'm not going to try to help you boss.
Anonymous (ID: 0yEOR4Za) No.60555143
Considering taking profit now on CRCL as opposed to waiting before the December crash.
Thoughts?
Anonymous (ID: Doc7KVHO) No.60555144 >>60555162
Made my first 20k after living paycheck to paycheck for years

I might be able to afford a home in eastern Europe soon. I see places in Kiev for 30k usd
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60555147
>Israel's Dermer To Arrive On Monday For White House Talks - Axios
oh oh Donnie, we need more bombs
Anonymous (ID: tif0j8FH) No.60555156 >>60555169 >>60555190
>>60555135
you are so utterly dense. WTF don't you understand about the word speculate? again, the only retard here is you. I don't know what you possibly think you could help me with.
Anonymous (ID: H8/fLqAN) No.60555162 >>60555182
>>60555144
never move to the 3rd world. ever. renting in the 1st world is still better. live in a camper/trailer instead
Anonymous (ID: HzIwtgNy) No.60555169 >>60555179
>>60555156
Don't bother replying seriously, or replying at all to Baggot boss
Anonymous (ID: XKnOq/bu) No.60555178
When the sell off happens (it will eventually) ill sell puts and use the premium to buy stocks. Im gonna be rich
Anonymous (ID: tif0j8FH) No.60555179
>>60555169
kek, I see you guys have a resident retard here as well. thanks for the heads up
Anonymous (ID: Doc7KVHO) No.60555182
>>60555162
If I can work from home it seems like a superior choice anon. No rent would allow me to dump more into stocks, only scary thing is cheap slav women and the allure of pussy

I agree that western Europe is generally superior to anywhere else, it's just too expensive
Anonymous (ID: 0v3kZFIa) No.60555187 >>60555207 >>60555282
>>60555042
Time to build a ThinkPad.
>and fall for the /g/ meme
TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF (ID: vPHWnDUe) No.60555190 >>60555196
>>60555156
your little make believe IOUs don't influence the price one bit, so if you were actually trying to have some influence over the price you're speculating about should my advice would be to sell your stupid fucking paper, and buy some physical platinum coins boss.
Anonymous (ID: s+JvLVFa) No.60555196 >>60555200 >>60555245
>>60555190
baggies new boss arc is gay
TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF (ID: vPHWnDUe) No.60555200
>>60555196
what ever you say boss
Anonymous (ID: z2Z3fdqj) No.60555207 >>60555218 >>60555228
>>60555187
I kind of like the ones that let you flip the lid all the way back and it becomes like a tablet. Unfortunately, mine hasn't been able to do that in years, but that's what I like...
also, power two hours?!
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60555216
There it is
Anonymous (ID: 3wLO9pNH) No.60555218
>>60555207
Might as well get a Surface Pro, what you mention (as i like to call "convertible" laptops) feel clunky tbhdesu
Anonymous (ID: nAHHM23l) No.60555220 >>60555233
wtf just happened
Anonymous (ID: QcxA6YH5) No.60555224
WHAT IS GOING ON????
Anonymous (ID: k1ypZJZN) No.60555226
Why are we crashing?
Anonymous (ID: 0v3kZFIa) No.60555228
>>60555207
The T440's is old. I really only use it for power outages. Has an internal and hot swappable battery. Was great when I lost power for two days and was watching Legends of Galactic Heroes. Just bought a dc cigarette plug, so I can run it for a long time with a power station, not having to use an inverter.
Anonymous (ID: HzIwtgNy) No.60555229
Jerome pls disable the sell button
Anonymous (ID: I9xaBizq) No.60555230
Whys it going down!?!?! I just bought something a short while ago!!!!
Anonymous (ID: z2Z3fdqj) No.60555231
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Anonymous (ID: nAHHM23l) No.60555232
LMAO DAY OF THE RAKE
Anonymous (ID: zMdUiXuH) No.60555233
>>60555220
trade talks with canada are over, they're getting their tariff level in the next 7 days
Anonymous (ID: SXTCW/E+) No.60555234
Commencing daily MAIN slurp
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60555238
>Israel's Dermer To Arrive On Monday For White House Talks - Axios
Anonymous (ID: I9xaBizq) No.60555240 >>60555291
Are most of you glued to your screens watching the line for 7 hours?
Anonymous (ID: tif0j8FH) No.60555245 >>60555312
>>60555196
what's the smg's verdict on this guy? Is he trolling or literally retarded?
TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF (ID: vPHWnDUe) No.60555246
Looks like Navarro is about to take the mic. Probably why it's dumping so hard boss.
Anonymous (ID: f7wAgA17) No.60555247
buy the dip goy
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60555249 >>60555260 >>60555268 >>60555407 >>60555514
>US Pres Trump: Canada Just Announced They Are Putting Digital Services Tax On American Technology Companies, Which Is A Direct And Blatant Attack

Based Leafs. EU follow up on that, but higher.
Anonymous (ID: XKnOq/bu) No.60555250
>OMFG SHIT AND PISS DROPPED 0,01 % SEEEELLLL
Anonymous (ID: QcxA6YH5) No.60555251 >>60555310
FUCKING SHIT HELL
I WAS ABOUT TO BUY PUTS
WHAT FUCKING DOGSHIT TIMING IS THIS
Anonymous (ID: k1ypZJZN) No.60555258
It's over isn't it? The top is in.
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60555260
>>60555249
>MSFT
>Delays AI Chips by 6 months at least according to report
>No revenue in that regard
>but costs in that time
>Add Canada now
>down -0,03%

Markets are trading 100 years in the future
Anonymous (ID: nAHHM23l) No.60555262
it's gonna v isn't it
Anonymous (ID: QcxA6YH5) No.60555264 >>60555294
((((WHO)))) IS CURRENTLY MANIPULATING THE MARKET???
Anonymous (ID: iuWRvsAC) No.60555267 >>60555276
digital service tariffs on canada would be quite based ngl
TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF (ID: vPHWnDUe) No.60555268 >>60555273
>>60555249
>Canada Just Announced They Are Putting Digital Services Tax On American Technology Companies
We should just tell our American Technology Companies they're no longer allowed to do business with the Canadians. Then those bastards can go back to living in igloos until they freeze to death because they already banned themselves from being able to hunt whales for blubber to survive boss.
Anonymous (ID: iuWRvsAC) No.60555273 >>60555302
>>60555268
allow them to do business unless it's for free - no free gmail accounts, no free google search, youtube premium access only (+40% tariff) etc
Anonymous (ID: lqgoif0L) No.60555276 >>60555297
>>60555267
What the fuck counts as a digital service?
Anonymous (ID: SXTCW/E+) No.60555277 >>60555319 >>60555482
Hmmm market is bearish but my 24-pack of XXL Jack Links Wild Sticks (Hot) from Bass Pro Shops is out for delivery today, TWO (2) whole days early! So that's bullish for me having tasty snacks and shitting blood later at least.
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60555278
There comes the V, dogshit market
Anonymous (ID: P/ZVPwrc) No.60555282
>>60555187
sad what they did to the keyboards
Anonymous (ID: z5GkaK3v) No.60555284 >>60555295
So what is an american citizen anymore?
Anonymous (ID: 4Wx8rVnG) No.60555291
>>60555240
I rotate between lines, gacha, and here because my job is too easy and I have nothing to do for 8 hours.
Anonymous (ID: UvyQzhd3) No.60555292
If the market dips heavily does that mean i ought to buy at that point
Feels good to have the majority of my wealth in a checking account
Anonymous (ID: P/ZVPwrc) No.60555294
>>60555264
its time to revert to valuing the market by fundamentals.
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60555295
>>60555284
blacks 100%, as that is the main argument of Trump of as to why the 14th amendment exists.
Anonymous (ID: XKnOq/bu) No.60555296 >>60555306
Institutions cannot even dump anymore, any dip is autobought.
Anonymous (ID: iuWRvsAC) No.60555297
>>60555276
any service that is delivered electronically over the internet
Anonymous (ID: gqgGt9F1) No.60555300 >>60555303
GOOG is fucking me hard
TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF (ID: vPHWnDUe) No.60555302
>>60555273
no fuck that, just let them go back to living in igloos until enough of them in their cities die off and enough of them rural ones come knocking on our boarder fence, apologizing profusely and begging to become our fifty-first state boss.
Anonymous (ID: 0v3kZFIa) No.60555303
>>60555300
You should never buy GOOG when it is more money than GOOGL.
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60555306 >>60555308
>>60555296
Now if Trump would talk with Canada again (without any deal) it would pump to 6200
Anonymous (ID: XKnOq/bu) No.60555308
>>60555306
Literally what is the point of hedge funds anymore. Just get the ibkr app on your phone, buy some shit and collect dividends or sell calls.
Anonymous (ID: WKwVgbtX) No.60555310 >>60555321
>>60555251
we’re still green dunkass, spy is $2 below ath which was made to-day. if you’re going to buy puts then do it and bank on weekend dump
Anonymous (ID: s+JvLVFa) No.60555312
>>60555245
baggies history goes pretty far back, i think he's actually wealthy and just shit posts here.
Anonymous (ID: WJJpqHbP) No.60555315
GALT is fucking me hard
Anonymous (ID: xc+fbXGS) No.60555316
>>60554599
yeah. new 100 mil atom energy contract just yesterday, even i bought 10 new. got a 210 gut-
feeling
Anonymous (ID: 0yEOR4Za) No.60555319
>>60555277
>shitting blood
that attracts carnivores, so either bearish or crabbish depending on biome
but srsly why would that be an expected outcome from, yknow, food?
Anonymous (ID: QcxA6YH5) No.60555321
>>60555310
I day TSLA trade on 1m with turbos.
Anonymous (ID: z5GkaK3v) No.60555326
Why do we need trade talks with canada arent they technically apart of NAFTA still
Anonymous (ID: 6N32K00i) No.60555330 >>60555338
So is our economy just NVDA at this point?
Anonymous (ID: 0v3kZFIa) No.60555338 >>60555394 >>60555406
>>60555330
Nvidia and scams all the way down.
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60555340
>UBS raises S&P 500 index's annual target on fading trade tensions

>just now
Anonymous (ID: Ta5au5h5) No.60555341
>end of day dump
Daytradersama.... I kneel...
Anonymous (ID: QcxA6YH5) No.60555347 >>60555353 >>60555373
uhhh.... guys? When is the market supposed to V?
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60555349 >>60555356
>GOP Senators Reach Tentative Deal With Salt Caucus
>- Tentative Salt Deal Includes $40,000 Cap, 5-Year Phase Out
>- Tentative Salt Deal Has Business Loophole, $500,000 Income Bar

kek
Anonymous (ID: JfQGD/SD) No.60555352
I'm gambling with 6 spy 0dte 515s
Anonymous (ID: WKwVgbtX) No.60555353
>>60555347
bro we’re literally at an all time high, this is what happens after the V
Anonymous (ID: z5GkaK3v) No.60555356 >>60555359
>>60555349
This bill is gonna nuke their 2026 chances
Anonymous (ID: 0v3kZFIa) No.60555359 >>60555368 >>60555514
>>60555356
If the dems can't win after 4 more years of Trump, then there is no hope. They should sweep the midterms if they are a viable party.
Anonymous (ID: 0yEOR4Za) No.60555368 >>60555372
>>60555359
I was surprised when they put the geriatric, was genuinely sure Trump was locked in for a consecutive second term. And somehow every other Dem after him is even WORSE.
Anonymous (ID: f7wAgA17) No.60555369 >>60555514
>melanated orange individual acting like a melanated orange individual again
Anonymous (ID: z5GkaK3v) No.60555372
>>60555368
Its going to be pete buttchug vs gavin "burn all the homeless" newsome
Anonymous (ID: 4vq54oes) No.60555373
>>60555347
when it hits 400
TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF (ID: vPHWnDUe) No.60555377
This one big beautiful bill is going to fail to pass the house and then they'll do an emergency incontinence resolution because every one on wall street pissed their pants at the thought of defaulting on the national debt boss.
Anonymous (ID: SXTCW/E+) No.60555379
>a flat market is a status symbol
Anonymous (ID: nAHHM23l) No.60555382
>buy some soxs
>soxl immediately stops dumping
Anonymous (ID: I9xaBizq) No.60555383
>your option is now otm
>go in
>its been otm for a while
It literally warned me well afterwards, wtf. Worst, it pumped a little after I sold.
Anonymous (ID: I9xaBizq) No.60555394 >>60555399
>>60555338
I really do hate how pricey and demanding for electricity these new gpus aresl. Seriously nearly 1000W? Iirc a houses regular outlets are only rated for ~2000W per entire outlet (all holes combined). Even though my PC doesn't reach 1000W, just turning on the PC causes the light to dim briefly
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60555396
REDDIT SELL
Anonymous (ID: QcxA6YH5) No.60555397 >>60555403 >>60555415
What is this frigthening market closure?
Anonymous (ID: z5GkaK3v) No.60555399
>>60555394
Ai is also infinite times more demanding than literally typing into google
We're gonna have state and countrywide blackouts because of this dog shit with no innovation to even bear the brunt of it
The average household electricity bill is also climbing every year because power gridd can't withstand electrical demand anymore
Innovating ourselves into literal extinction
Anonymous (ID: H6WjFWH/) No.60555402
>CRCL
That's actually good what's happening because it's just going to rubber band right back up to 200.
Anonymous (ID: 0v3kZFIa) No.60555403
>>60555397
Cause Trump again with the fucking trade. This time with Canada. I swear he is doing this shit on purpose telling his friends when to trade.
Anonymous (ID: k1ypZJZN) No.60555405
THIS IS THE BIGGEST DROP SINCE MONDAY
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60555406 >>60555418 >>60555419 >>60555473
>>60555338
low energy chad checking in
Anonymous (ID: HplCi1MV) No.60555407 >>60555416
>>60555249
lole
Anonymous (ID: nFsurr7H) No.60555408
it's starting.
Anonymous (ID: P/ZVPwrc) No.60555415
>>60555397
maybe something happens on the weekend
Anonymous (ID: z5GkaK3v) No.60555416 >>60555424
>>60555407
I like how this guy spends 25% of his presidency golfing but makes time to be a retard touching shit he shouldn't have any input on
Anonymous (ID: QcxA6YH5) No.60555418 >>60555449 >>60555473
>>60555406
Checking in.
I have 30tabs+ open on my chinese browser.
Anonymous (ID: 0v3kZFIa) No.60555419 >>60555449 >>60555473
>>60555406
There is never enough GPU power.
Anonymous (ID: JfQGD/SD) No.60555424
>>60555416
People reading this voted for him. If you are reading this and voted for him you are a retard.
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60555430
>>60555052
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous (ID: 7JvG5GBh) No.60555432
This is so fucking frustrating, Trump does something stupid to the US and my unrelated international stocks dump with the S&P.
Anonymous (ID: HzIwtgNy) No.60555433 >>60555442 >>60555501
Wtf somebody turn the slurp machine back on
Anonymous (ID: lqgoif0L) No.60555437
>>60555052
I was only expecting a drop to +20% at close.
Anonymous (ID: nAHHM23l) No.60555442
>>60555433
shouldn't have gone to mcdonalds
Anonymous (ID: E2iPdexV) No.60555445 >>60555450 >>60555456 >>60555472 >>60555505
I JUST STEPPED OUT FOR A SMOKE

WTF JUST HAPPENED!!!!!!
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60555449
>>60555419
>>60555418
AMD would be the next thing I'd buy, but there were no used PC with the good generation 3xxx/5xxx/7xxx yet on Ebay as for 100-200€. But maybe in 1-2 years
Anonymous (ID: QcxA6YH5) No.60555450 >>60555468 >>60555471
>>60555445
Tryumps said no more negociations with Canada or wtv..
Red Ending in all fields.
Anonymous (ID: s+JvLVFa) No.60555453
is there anything better than listening to metal while the market falls?
Anonymous (ID: qCQTMUxe) No.60555456
>>60555445
just got back from the gym i was up before now im fucking down what the hell happened? iran?
Anonymous (ID: HzIwtgNy) No.60555457
Rakebros, did we underestimate Canacuck's importance?
Anonymous (ID: z5GkaK3v) No.60555458
Fucking lmao watching nasdaq and sp literally freefall
Anonymous (ID: XKnOq/bu) No.60555460
Yet again a programmed nothing burger so insiders can reposition. BTW the same will happen on next Thursday before the long weekend.
Anonymous (ID: SXTCW/E+) No.60555462
m-masaka... we are at prices not seen since yesterday... it's over...
Anonymous (ID: 1q4ZPknu) No.60555464
AAAAAAA YOU WARNED ME ABOUT HIMS
Anonymous (ID: qCQTMUxe) No.60555468 >>60555477 >>60555489 >>60555546
>>60555450
who gives a FUCK about canada?
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT CANADA????
we're crashing because of this shit?????
Anonymous (ID: E2iPdexV) No.60555471
>>60555450
i see it. great. 40k gains was jsut wiped.

fml
Anonymous (ID: P/ZVPwrc) No.60555472
>>60555445
thats what you get for consuming the cancer stick
Anonymous (ID: bWTust4B) No.60555473
>>60555406
>>60555418
>>60555419
hello 9gag
Anonymous (ID: Ta5au5h5) No.60555474
OWARIDA
Anonymous (ID: k1ypZJZN) No.60555475
dumping on literally no news
NO NEWS
Anonymous (ID: I9xaBizq) No.60555476 >>60555486
AAAAAAAAA WHYS IT DOOMPING I SHOULDVE SOLD THE OPTIONS EARLIER!!!!!
Anonymous (ID: 7JvG5GBh) No.60555477 >>60555488
>>60555468
The US does as much trade with Canada as it does with China.
Anonymous (ID: xlOlGeST) No.60555482 >>60555498
>>60555277
are jack links good quality or goyim foreskin?
Anonymous (ID: 86xAJ199) No.60555485
>decided a few hours ago to sell so don't have to worry over the weekend
>vindicated
yay even made some smol dosh
Anonymous (ID: 0v3kZFIa) No.60555486 >>60555511
>>60555476
I think my new options strategy should be sell as soon as you get over $400 in profit. Now I'm negative $400.
Anonymous (ID: qCQTMUxe) No.60555488 >>60555508 >>60555511 >>60555527
>>60555477
how do we have a """"deal"""" with China before Canada? ridiculous.
Anonymous (ID: z5GkaK3v) No.60555489 >>60555513
>>60555468
We trade like 800 billion worth of stuff from canada bro
Anonymous (ID: Ta5au5h5) No.60555490 >>60555502 >>60555507
Every going down is a going up later. Right? Right???? /smg/sisters... our reaction to this market close????????
Anonymous (ID: SXTCW/E+) No.60555498
>>60555482
if you ask me these are the best (mainstream) meat snacks on the market
only Mastodon comes close but is still inferior
Anonymous (ID: rigkWYAE) No.60555501
>>60555433
See, that's the problem with slurping, no one wants to buy your "cheapies" at or above your entry price.
Anonymous (ID: YBy42otV) No.60555502
>>60555490
fucking panic and sell everything it's over.
Anonymous (ID: hIppZwUv) No.60555505
>>60555445
king chimp lobbed another fistful of shit at the market
Anonymous (ID: XKnOq/bu) No.60555507
>>60555490
> reaches ath
> retraces a bit
Anonymous (ID: 7JvG5GBh) No.60555508
>>60555488
China is able to personally benefit Trump by laundering money into his shitcoin.
Anonymous (ID: I9xaBizq) No.60555511
>>60555486
Im down ~75% on that trades value.

>>60555488
>the camera distortions
Is she moon faced? Lolol
TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF (ID: vPHWnDUe) No.60555513
>>60555489
Fuck them, if they want to tariff our technology companies, we should just boycott them or full embargo. I'm sick of letting these fucking crooked ass cannucks rip us off in trade. Why should they be allowed to collect taxes on the fruit of american labor boss?
Anonymous (ID: Pd522d4S) No.60555514 >>60555518 >>60555524
>>60555369
>>60555249
>>60555359

Sad to see TDS reddit trannies have invaded /biz/. Then again, trannies have infested this board for a while.
Anonymous (ID: P/ZVPwrc) No.60555517
wow all this red and dax barely moved
Anonymous (ID: hIppZwUv) No.60555518
>>60555514
youre going to kill yourself one day and no one will notice for 3 days
Anonymous (ID: QcxA6YH5) No.60555521 >>60555534
uh oh... dump hasn't ended yet?
Anonymous (ID: 0v3kZFIa) No.60555524
>>60555514
>true statements are political now
Anonymous (ID: f7wAgA17) No.60555527
>>60555488
>yes, yes gweilo we sign agleement, very nice
Pretty sure China won't fulfill any promises in this supposed deal
Anonymous (ID: HzIwtgNy) No.60555531
SPY is PLUMMETING to levels not seen since yesterday
Anonymous (ID: P/ZVPwrc) No.60555534 >>60555550
>>60555521
just buy le dip with your infinite money and watch it get to new ath next week
Anonymous (ID: QcxA6YH5) No.60555536 >>60555553 >>60555557
digits and next week is starting green.
Anonymous (ID: Rhmt3iqu) No.60555544 >>60555547 >>60555560 >>60555697
You know instead of "investing" maybe the best bet would've been starting an AI company... This nigga became an billionaire at 24
Anonymous (ID: qCQTMUxe) No.60555545 >>60555549
this is stupidly overblown
i'm buying
Anonymous (ID: 4vq54oes) No.60555546
>>60555468
nigvidias still green thats all that matters
Anonymous (ID: QcxA6YH5) No.60555547 >>60555567
>>60555544
what does his company even do?
Anonymous (ID: 7JvG5GBh) No.60555549
>>60555545
Not overblown if he actually follows through. 25% on the US's 2nd largest trading partner should be enough to cause a recession.
Anonymous (ID: TnxGmIP7) No.60555550
>>60555534
Looks like this is the play + possible weeknd instability from tariff talk + geopol
Anonymous (ID: xlOlGeST) No.60555552
AYO who be selling they stocks??
Anonymous (ID: HzIwtgNy) No.60555553
>>60555536
*sharting
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60555557
>>60555536

sixtet and next week will be -10%
Anonymous (ID: P/ZVPwrc) No.60555560
>>60555544
indeed its more profitable to sell investment advice than to gamble options
Anonymous (ID: QcxA6YH5) No.60555561 >>60555565
>>60555555
Anonymous (ID: SXTCW/E+) No.60555564
hello? jerome? jerome? hello are you ther? jerom? jeorm ? hlep jmoe ctur rtaes nbeo ntoy latyet
Anonymous (ID: HzIwtgNy) No.60555565
>>60555561
What a shit get
Anonymous (ID: 6N32K00i) No.60555566 >>60555590
there is this weeks friday piece of news to make the market go absolutely haywire. without fail, every friday.
Anonymous (ID: Rhmt3iqu) No.60555567
>>60555547
It labels data
Anonymous (ID: lqgoif0L) No.60555576 >>60555580
I just boughted the AMZN dip. Very dumb if the Canada situation escalates, but it'll pump hard when this blows over.
Anonymous (ID: z2Z3fdqj) No.60555577 >>60555588 >>60555589
so that's it
i'm fucked
it's over
Anonymous (ID: gIxsXGeB) No.60555580
>>60555576
Thank you for buying the bottom
Anonymous (ID: lMQ6Vuh7) No.60555587
But CELH is still going up, right?
Anonymous (ID: 0v3kZFIa) No.60555588
>>60555577
Welcome to my life. Been 9 months and haven't made back even 1/20 of my losses. Just a wage slave forever I guess.
TheBaggler_AKA_BigD !!QXCsKieCoVF (ID: vPHWnDUe) No.60555589 >>60555603
>>60555577
should have bought that laptop boss
Anonymous (ID: 0v3kZFIa) No.60555590
>>60555566
Anonymous (ID: SXTCW/E+) No.60555593
bobo's orgasm status: mom shouted his name from downstairs right as he came
better luck next time
Anonymous (ID: lqgoif0L) No.60555599 >>60555609 >>60555632
Prediction: we will close just barely red, see some green after-hours, and then see a dump on Monday as people get spooked by the ATH.
Anonymous (ID: 0v3kZFIa) No.60555602
May not be like you think it is, but it be.
>pic very related
Anonymous (ID: z2Z3fdqj) No.60555603
>>60555589
It's actually fine, when I DCA into my boomer account, it doesn't settle until eod since it's mostly mutal funds, so I'm effecively buying the dip
Anonymous (ID: P/ZVPwrc) No.60555605
haah its already green
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60555606 >>60555614 >>60555625
>Tradewar potentially starting
>flat
>turning green
ok, fuck that
Anonymous (ID: 4vq54oes) No.60555609 >>60555632
>>60555599
Prediction: Line goes up. Line goes up after close. Line goes up on monday.
Anonymous (ID: P/ZVPwrc) No.60555614 >>60555630 >>60555635
>>60555606
well tariffs are bullish after all. more income for the government to spend on stuff
Anonymous (ID: f7wAgA17) No.60555625 >>60555664
>>60555606
>kneel to Tel Aviv.
>they reward you
Simple as
Anonymous (ID: nAHHM23l) No.60555630 >>60555636
>>60555614
true, it's also bullish because since the line goes up forever, the wagie investors have more money to spend on goods and services. literally everyone wins.
Anonymous (ID: lqgoif0L) No.60555632 >>60555655
>>60555599
>>60555609
Never mind. I kneel to bull wisdom.
Anonymous (ID: 7JvG5GBh) No.60555635
>>60555614
Taxes are bullish now. So are tax cuts.
Anonymous (ID: P/ZVPwrc) No.60555636 >>60555646
>>60555630
or when you see news about decreased spending by consumer it means they are slurping stock which is also bullish
Anonymous (ID: SXTCW/E+) No.60555646 >>60555659
>>60555636
rates steady is bullish because it means the economy is chugging along just fine
rates rising is bullish because you have to price in more rate cuts
rates falling is bullish because it means cheap money and money flowing out of bonds into stonks

the sun turning into a red giant is bullish because more solar energy = more ai = nvidia 1 quadrillion mkt cap
Anonymous (ID: xlOlGeST) No.60555655
>>60555632
kek
Anonymous (ID: z5GkaK3v) No.60555656
Fake market
Anonymous (ID: P/ZVPwrc) No.60555659
>>60555646
it is impressive how the market is prepared for every possible scenario!
Anonymous (ID: MwwFIgWY) No.60555662 >>60555665 >>60555685
I've got 611c expiring Monday. Should I let it ride boys?
Anonymous (ID: 0v3kZFIa) No.60555664
>>60555625
The Ori do not share power.
Anonymous (ID: SXTCW/E+) No.60555665
>>60555662
Let me sacrifice a baby goat to satan by perforating its organs anally with my 9 inch cock then check my crystal ball for you sar
Anonymous (ID: xlOlGeST) No.60555673 >>60555678 >>60555690
i get if semis or oil or consumer are gonna pop next, but HOW do you know which of these individual little shits are gonna pump more than their industry/sector?
Anonymous (ID: P/ZVPwrc) No.60555674
once the dollar stops falling thats probably when stocks start crabbing
Anonymous (ID: SXTCW/E+) No.60555678
>>60555673
>how do i know these power ball numbers are the correct numbers
you don't nigga
it's gambling
Anonymous (ID: UZOljJMS) No.60555681
patiently waiting for TSLA to go to the moon
At least SOFI is treating me well. In @ $10, here we are at $17. If the fed lowers rates they're fucked, though.
Anonymous (ID: IVYWPw4T) No.60555685
>>60555662
Risky move.
Trade bullshit season is starting again.
EU won’t bend as easy as Trump thinks.
Canada being uppity as a result of EU backing.

But then ofc nothing ever happens so you’ll probably be fine.
Anonymous (ID: /UCbvqfb) No.60555687
>he bet against trump
Sorry Bobo, bvt what did I say?
BVLL. FVCKING. SVRGE!
Anonymous (ID: P/ZVPwrc) No.60555688 >>60555705 >>60555744
wow intel is a top spy agency?
Anonymous (ID: lqgoif0L) No.60555690 >>60555702
>>60555673
>oil
You just buy CVX. Everything else is shit.
Anonymous (ID: 8ymDs/u8) No.60555697
>>60555544
>24 y/o azn billionaire
You know this nigga still has to leave the party early to study for medical school and practice violin or his parents will kill him
Anonymous (ID: 0v3kZFIa) No.60555700 >>60555725
At this point fuck the market. Time to go jack off to Hentai games and play ESO.
Anonymous (ID: 7JvG5GBh) No.60555702 >>60555739
>>60555690
I'd buy OXY. If it's good enough for Buffett, it's good enough for me. BRK is my go to stock when I'm too lazy to do any research.
Anonymous (ID: 8ymDs/u8) No.60555705 >>60555728
>>60555688
Every intel chip has a backdoor for the government/Israel. This is old mainstream news
Anonymous (ID: WJJpqHbP) No.60555716 >>60555724 >>60555760
Thread is so slow
Anonymous (ID: DcqEegxg) No.60555721 >>60555801
>GALT
is it our time GALTgays?
Anonymous (ID: SXTCW/E+) No.60555724
>>60555716
market is gay boring and retarded nothingburger last friday of a nothingburger boring flat month what do you want?

July will be bullish as fuck tho
Anonymous (ID: Ta5au5h5) No.60555725
>>60555700
Me on the right btw
Anonymous (ID: r7wP91+7) No.60555728
>>60555705
you can definitely trust the ones made in china though, 100% secure.
also /bant/ won.
Anonymous (ID: lqgoif0L) No.60555739
>>60555702
Buffett gets preferred stock from OXY, making it a worse investment for normies. CVX has historically performed better and has a higher dividend to tide you over when oil is bad.
I would also point out that the old man bought POOL when other value stocks were on offer.
Anonymous (ID: z5GkaK3v) No.60555744 >>60555751
>>60555688
How are you anti china and also anti spying protection
Anonymous (ID: 7eQ9eYQS) No.60555751
>>60555744
He’s annoyed that the spy agencies said β€˜we don’t have evidence that Iran is nearing a bomb’ - because Trump was using that claim as a justification for a bombing campaign
Anonymous (ID: z2Z3fdqj) No.60555760
>>60555716
seems about the right speed for me
Anonymous (ID: k1ypZJZN) No.60555776
Looks like the long awaited correction is over, coming up next SPY 620 EOM, SPY 700 end of July
Anonymous (ID: gIxsXGeB) No.60555792 >>60555810
WTF
Anonymous (ID: qCQTMUxe) No.60555793
just had a 136 order i forgot about trigger on pltr wtf
Anonymous (ID: WKwVgbtX) No.60555794
remember when trade wars actually mattered lmao
Anonymous (ID: a4T55l5r) No.60555798
truly peak clown
Anonymous (ID: z2Z3fdqj) No.60555799
new thread
>>60555796

>>60555796

>>60555796
Anonymous (ID: rEmlHe/i) No.60555800
pltards? care to explain?
Anonymous (ID: WJJpqHbP) No.60555801 >>60555889
>>60555721
GALT anon is a stockwits shill. Sell already
Anonymous (ID: P/ZVPwrc) No.60555809
wow the pump just speeds up towards close
Anonymous (ID: xg4CKMA6) No.60555810 >>60555823 >>60555837 >>60556070
>>60555792
Guys I’m not gonna lie… I’m crying right now.

Finally reached 200k in investments. Granted that’s nothing compared to some anons here, but considering I grew up in a moldy trailer in a trailer park, I can’t believe I made it this far.

God bless 2x ETFs, God bless this board for recommending them to me ~7 years ago.

And God bless this fake & gay market.

I love you all.
Anonymous (ID: qCQTMUxe) No.60555823
>>60555810
congrads bro :)
Anonymous (ID: s+JvLVFa) No.60555837 >>60555978
>>60555810
>crying over 200k
literally nothing, kys
Anonymous (ID: DcqEegxg) No.60555889
>>60555801
just gonna give it one more day...
Anonymous (ID: xOpRE+dF) No.60555892
Unbelievable
Anonymous (ID: Kj+d0qK7) No.60555978
>>60555837
You got a spare 200k you want to give me faggot? It's "nothing" right?
Anonymous (ID: I2gF5JW2) No.60556070
>>60555810
Good job anon. Be sure the protect your gains. You now have something to protect. Do not gamble with it, it will always pay you interest. Keep building wisely. You are making it.