Prosperity and Degeneracy edition
>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
>Charts:https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
>Screeners:https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits
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>>60552378
I'm the best investor itt.
Fee fi fo fum
Bobo never gets 2 cum
There is no top. Line rises eternally.
>>60554555>>60554555This thread was made first
>yโall got any more of them deals
>>60554580we will one day reminisce on times when there were actually dips to buy
This is looking all fucky wucky, why is Bitcoin retreating while the market is rallying? One of these two is wrong boss.
To travel in silence by a long and circuitous route,
To brave the arrows of misfortune and fear neither noose nor fire,
To play the greatest of all games and win, foregoing no expense
is to mock the vicissitudes of Fate
and gain at last the key
that will unlock the Ninth Gate.
don't mind me, just chanting to extract bobo's miasma more effectively
>>60554603people are selling their crypto just to put it into the stock market
>>60554607my news feed has Jim Cramer saying its a $200 stock masquerading as a $144 stock. thats literally all i can find.
>>60554603someone said eu trade deal and dax blasted to the moon
>>60554590Yah. And it was deleted for being /pol/troon trash.
>>60554630Russia is losing too tho and that's what matters simple as.
why are fags like that? why cant they be normal?
>June 27 (Reuters) - Microsoft's (MSFT.O), opens new tab next-generation Maia AI chip is facing a delay of at least six months, pushing its mass production to 2026 from 2025, The Information reported on Friday, citing three people involved in the effort.
When the chip, code-named Braga, goes into production, it is expected to fall well short of the performance of Nvidia's (NVDA.O), opens new tab Blackwell chip that was released late last year, the report said.
MSFT dumped on this by $2-3 only to then immediately zoom up on open. How does this shit work. I
>>60554640don't get uppity just yet bobo
>>60554639>opens new tab kek, it's because they put the tickers in brackets
so i closed my soxl leaps jan '24 10 call
bought for 3.50, sold 16.34. something like a 380% gain, over 6500 realized. could be a decent chance it could go higher but im not going to be greedy with it. im still holding a lot of other stuff. im happy with it prob one of my best trades ever
>>60554640>US Pres Trump: Will Hold 11:30 ET News Conference At White HouseDon't worry, Trump will, even though he does not look at the market, say something about it and try to pump it.
>The Fed doesnโt care about your bad reputation
I think it was mostly republicans applauding Powell for this change. Who could have guessed
90% of my profits are due to HOOD.
>>60554640dumping? i haven't seen so much green in a good while
>>60554677i'm buying every leg down. it's dumping on nothing legitimate that i can see.
vvix is spiking. bobo is on his way
SRPT is at about its price from 10 years ago, chances of recovery?
>>60554682>port was all in Russian McDonalds and was liquidated when they banned foreigners from trading so they could get raped by domestic buyersA small number of such cases
The VIX is spiking???? On no news!!??? Where's the news???? Why is the VIX spiking on no news??!!
Is UNH eventually going to start behaving like a defensive again?
>>60554712IM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>60554712we are so bullish that even such things wont be left unpumped
>US House Speaker Johnson: July 4 Tax Bill Deadline May Slip
oh no... and they said the Tradedeals will come with/after the taxbill... oh nooooo
>>60554728investors are realizing that the market has never peaked in June.
SPY 700
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>>60554727I canโt believe they said there were going to be deals at current date and there are not deals aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this is an outrage
>>60554733Wow, my ID starts with FUD. Bullish
>>60554730Why is June cursed? Also, santa rally confirmed for strongest force in the galaxy
>>60554730wow thats a lot of new ath left in the year
>>60554730This is strongly suggestive that the line goes up over time and that December is the last month of the year
CRCL holders getting heemed
>>60554739but at what cost?
>>60554730we are more bullish than ever before!
>>60554746>Bought CRCL at $270>Bought GALT at $3i keep on beheeming myself i will never make it
now we can pump on Trump talking
>>60554750Oh anon, you took the meme advice seriously
CELH has 26.8948M shares shorted. Approximately 14.90% of float.
>>60554720All the way to the mid 16s, lel
>>60554750Stop buying shit that you donโt know what they even do cuh
>t boughted CRCL at 90 but sold at 117, boughted GALT at like 2 and sold at like 2
CHYM bros what went wrong
It is as supposed to go like CRWV and CRCL
>>60554756Damn, would have been like 20% up if I listened to that obnoxious unfunny retard. How frustrating
>>60554748At the cost of making techies unemployed LMAO
>>60554758I chased every rally
keep climbing nigvida, break 160
this market is insanely bullish, if we close green and nothing too crazy happens on the weekend monday might be a real melty
remember when stuff dumped whenever trump opened his mouth? good times. I miss that era
>>60554809its been too bullish for like a month
>>60554607Inverse Cramer. Also, as a hybrid AI/defense stock, much of its recent momentum might be attributable to Israel-Iran tensions.
Probably nothing to worry about in long term. At least, nothing we don't already know about PLTR.
It's gonna be such a nice short squeeze for CELH
>>60554810he just started talking
The market realized though that whatever he says doesn't matter.
>>60554813>Probably nothing to worry about in long termPLTR is valued at more than Raytheon and Lockheed Martin combined.
SHUT UP PAM BONDI, MY EARS, I HEAR YOU
>>60554831That's something we already know.
I'm just saying whatever exit plan you have for PLTR, you don't have to change it just yet.
>just another session of americans only pumping
goddamn
>>60554883please don't post stuff like this, I'm depressed enough as it is
Buying FNGU weekly until I'm a millionaire, thank you very much
amd trading like a shitstock. wtf is its problem
>up 11% of the day
looks like its stopped pumping. i'm fine with that.
>banned for saying the N-word
Are you fucking kidding me, faggot jannies?
>>60554825No itโs just whatever he says is bullish as hell now, New American Century.
How the bears holding up?
>total
>upside
>capitulation
Reminder to take profit retards
>market just arbitrarily pumps now no matter what
Is a 9mm sufficient to do the job or should I buy a .40?
Even my dog shit REIT is pumping today!
>>60554941Four inches of water at the bottom of a bucket is enough if you are committed.
$BNEC
Bobos.
Never.
Ever.
Cum.
why is soxl dumping while spy pumps
Green days are just such fuckin bullshit, trading in a 2 point range at the ATH
can someone explain to me how the mind of a bear works? even as a total beginner you just look at something like that and your very first instinct is line go up. what motivates a person to stay a perma bear. I want to understand.
>>60554771Only up 2.5%
still time to buy
free market happily discounting the 10y bonds lower than the Fed funds rate again
>>60554963oof
work on your subtlety
>>60554963that's actual exponential growth btw
>>60554963โsurely this is the top, thereโs gotta be a pullback or crash soonโ
> dip happens> smaller than expectedโthat doesnโt count, that was pathetic, the big one is coming any day nowโ
>buy product on AMZN
>initiate a return fully intending to keep the item
>say you found a better price elsewhere
>AMZN offers a 20% partial refund + you keep the item
AMZN shareholders hate this one simple trick
>>60554993Reporting you to the Anti-CFPB
>>60554993Isn't this built in to effectively save them money by not fucking around with the time it takes for the refund process?
Isn't it still a net gain for them?
henlo mister jerome
why have you turned soxl red
please fix this immediately
thank you mister jerome
>>60555003I'm sure they still come out ahead, yeah. Maybe it's a win for both of us.
what are the odds of market dumping to cash in on the ath before monday open?
is the winning play SELL NOW, BUY MONDAY?
>>60555016I'm thinking we get a Freedom Dump next Thursday before the 3 day weekend but idk
I should buy a new laptop, this one has gone to shit. The screen is cracked so the touch screen doesn't function anymore. The lid is also barely holding on (I had to duct tape it tight by the hinges). Whenever I put it to sleep or close the lid, it crashes and heats up to 150F until I force it off. It's dented to shit and I punched one of the hard drives dead a couple years back. It's also like 6 years old, and I bought it refurb so it's probably actually closer to 8 years...
But instead I just DCA'd $1300 into my boomer account...
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V the 1 minute
V the weekly aswell
americans are something else man lmao
>US markets pump on hope of trade deal with China
>Chinese markets dump
There is nothing stopping you from selling 200 naked spy calls with 1 year expiry. You can be a millionaire in 1 click.
>>60555043>>60555044how many FUCKING times do we need to say "never bet against America"?
>>60554742my bussy awaits the POMP
>>60555042Based. The thrifty shall inherit the Earth
>>60554677>PLTR pls go upgoing in reverse at the moment
this is a graph from april. your ath pump is fake and gay.
>#OOTT | US Baker Hughes Rig Count 27-Jun: 547 (prev 554)
- Rotary Gas Rigs: 109 (prev 111)
- Rotary Oil Rigs: 432 (prev 438)
kek oil price down, immediately reduce drilling
>>60555048>never bet against AmericaUS markets are only like this because of recency bias. The entire world is buying American stocks because they've done so well since the financial crisis. This is also why the S&P will have terrible returns in the next decade.
>>60555052I'm just afraid to spend money
>>60554560 (OP)i'm tired of gambling. shill me some safe long-term holds
Bearish plays are worthless. Even if used as hedges.
Investlet here that just wants to DCA into some ETFs each paycheck - am I better off with Schwab or Fidelity?
>>60555079Either is fine
>>60555069Can I interest you in 60/40 SCHG/SCHD?
>>60555082Is having both retarded?
I can use my employer HSA to invest through Schwab but I might like the idea of buying fractional ETFs with Fidelity as well
I'm currently leaning towards Schwab
>>60555079Ignore dividend baggies. Use ibkr and VWCE as a basis.
What do you guys think about platinum? Will it keep pumping or go down? Yes I know this should be on pmg but I've committed the cardinal sin of buying "paper" platinum as opposed to physical so now none of the retards on there is capable of answering my question.
>>60555086No, nothing wrong with having an account at both. Might make your taxes very slightly more complicated I guess
why are semis dumping everything else is pumping. this is illogical
>>60555079I can't find where to automatically invest my paycheck in Schwab and investing manually leads me to make underperforming decisions, so I am switching to Fidelity.
>>60555092Oh you gave some jew money so he can give you a paper IOU that he's never going to deliver on? Get a load of this retard boss.
>>60555099they have to catch their breath anon
>>60555107no i want to see it pump right now! at least 5%
>>60555103what delivery? I am trying to speculate on the price movement given that it might to be breaking out.
>retare bossyeah that would be you
>>60555094Makes sense, thanks for the tips. I'll put a bit of money in both each paycheck for a little while and see how I feel - guess the real important thing is just what I choose to invest in. I can always just tramsfer from one to another some other time
>>60555100That makes sense. Im likely gonna invest in the same few things every time so I'm not sweating that part too much
[praying] big dump big dump big weekend selloff
>>60555123If you can't hold your platinum, you don't actually own it. (((Those))) people sell thousands of those IOUs and don't actually have anything to back them up, they're a big scam, but since you're too retarded to understand you were scammed I'm not going to try to help you boss.
Considering taking profit now on CRCL as opposed to waiting before the December crash.
Thoughts?
Made my first 20k after living paycheck to paycheck for years
I might be able to afford a home in eastern Europe soon. I see places in Kiev for 30k usd
>Israel's Dermer To Arrive On Monday For White House Talks - Axios
oh oh Donnie, we need more bombs
>>60555135you are so utterly dense. WTF don't you understand about the word speculate? again, the only retard here is you. I don't know what you possibly think you could help me with.
>>60555144never move to the 3rd world. ever. renting in the 1st world is still better. live in a camper/trailer instead
>>60555156Don't bother replying seriously, or replying at all to Baggot boss
When the sell off happens (it will eventually) ill sell puts and use the premium to buy stocks. Im gonna be rich
>>60555169kek, I see you guys have a resident retard here as well. thanks for the heads up
>>60555162If I can work from home it seems like a superior choice anon. No rent would allow me to dump more into stocks, only scary thing is cheap slav women and the allure of pussy
I agree that western Europe is generally superior to anywhere else, it's just too expensive
>>60555042Time to build a ThinkPad.
>and fall for the /g/ meme
>>60555156your little make believe IOUs don't influence the price one bit, so if you were actually trying to have some influence over the price you're speculating about should my advice would be to sell your stupid fucking paper, and buy some physical platinum coins boss.
>>60555190baggies new boss arc is gay
>>60555196what ever you say boss
>>60555187I kind of like the ones that let you flip the lid all the way back and it becomes like a tablet. Unfortunately, mine hasn't been able to do that in years, but that's what I like...
also, power two hours?!
>>60555207Might as well get a Surface Pro, what you mention (as i like to call "convertible" laptops) feel clunky tbhdesu
>>60555207The T440's is old. I really only use it for power outages. Has an internal and hot swappable battery. Was great when I lost power for two days and was watching Legends of Galactic Heroes. Just bought a dc cigarette plug, so I can run it for a long time with a power station, not having to use an inverter.
Jerome pls disable the sell button
Whys it going down!?!?! I just bought something a short while ago!!!!
>>60555220trade talks with canada are over, they're getting their tariff level in the next 7 days
Commencing daily MAIN slurp
>Israel's Dermer To Arrive On Monday For White House Talks - Axios
Are most of you glued to your screens watching the line for 7 hours?
>>60555196what's the smg's verdict on this guy? Is he trolling or literally retarded?
Looks like Navarro is about to take the mic. Probably why it's dumping so hard boss.
>US Pres Trump: Canada Just Announced They Are Putting Digital Services Tax On American Technology Companies, Which Is A Direct And Blatant Attack
Based Leafs. EU follow up on that, but higher.
>OMFG SHIT AND PISS DROPPED 0,01 % SEEEELLLL
FUCKING SHIT HELL
I WAS ABOUT TO BUY PUTS
WHAT FUCKING DOGSHIT TIMING IS THIS
It's over isn't it? The top is in.
>>60555249>MSFT>Delays AI Chips by 6 months at least according to report>No revenue in that regard>but costs in that time>Add Canada now>down -0,03%Markets are trading 100 years in the future
((((WHO)))) IS CURRENTLY MANIPULATING THE MARKET???
digital service tariffs on canada would be quite based ngl
>>60555249>Canada Just Announced They Are Putting Digital Services Tax On American Technology CompaniesWe should just tell our American Technology Companies they're no longer allowed to do business with the Canadians. Then those bastards can go back to living in igloos until they freeze to death because they already banned themselves from being able to hunt whales for blubber to survive boss.
>>60555268allow them to do business unless it's for free - no free gmail accounts, no free google search, youtube premium access only (+40% tariff) etc
>>60555267What the fuck counts as a digital service?
Hmmm market is bearish but my 24-pack of XXL Jack Links Wild Sticks (Hot) from Bass Pro Shops is out for delivery today, TWO (2) whole days early! So that's bullish for me having tasty snacks and shitting blood later at least.
There comes the V, dogshit market
>>60555187sad what they did to the keyboards
So what is an american citizen anymore?
>>60555240I rotate between lines, gacha, and here because my job is too easy and I have nothing to do for 8 hours.
If the market dips heavily does that mean i ought to buy at that point
Feels good to have the majority of my wealth in a checking account
>>60555264its time to revert to valuing the market by fundamentals.
>>60555284blacks 100%, as that is the main argument of Trump of as to why the 14th amendment exists.
Institutions cannot even dump anymore, any dip is autobought.
>>60555276any service that is delivered electronically over the internet
>>60555273no fuck that, just let them go back to living in igloos until enough of them in their cities die off and enough of them rural ones come knocking on our boarder fence, apologizing profusely and begging to become our fifty-first state boss.
>>60555300You should never buy GOOG when it is more money than GOOGL.
>>60555296Now if Trump would talk with Canada again (without any deal) it would pump to 6200
>>60555306Literally what is the point of hedge funds anymore. Just get the ibkr app on your phone, buy some shit and collect dividends or sell calls.
>>60555251weโre still green dunkass, spy is $2 below ath which was made to-day. if youโre going to buy puts then do it and bank on weekend dump
>>60555245baggies history goes pretty far back, i think he's actually wealthy and just shit posts here.
>>60554599yeah. new 100 mil atom energy contract just yesterday, even i bought 10 new. got a 210 gut-
feeling
>>60555277>shitting bloodthat attracts carnivores, so either bearish or crabbish depending on biome
but srsly why would that be an expected outcome from, yknow, food?
>>60555310I day TSLA trade on 1m with turbos.
Why do we need trade talks with canada arent they technically apart of NAFTA still
So is our economy just NVDA at this point?
>>60555330Nvidia and scams all the way down.
>UBS raises S&P 500 index's annual target on fading trade tensions
>just now
>end of day dump
Daytradersama.... I kneel...
uhhh.... guys? When is the market supposed to V?
>GOP Senators Reach Tentative Deal With Salt Caucus
>- Tentative Salt Deal Includes $40,000 Cap, 5-Year Phase Out
>- Tentative Salt Deal Has Business Loophole, $500,000 Income Bar
kek
I'm gambling with 6 spy 0dte 515s
>>60555347bro weโre literally at an all time high, this is what happens after the V
>>60555349This bill is gonna nuke their 2026 chances
>>60555356If the dems can't win after 4 more years of Trump, then there is no hope. They should sweep the midterms if they are a viable party.
>>60555359I was surprised when they put the geriatric, was genuinely sure Trump was locked in for a consecutive second term. And somehow every other Dem after him is even WORSE.
>melanated orange individual acting like a melanated orange individual again
>>60555368Its going to be pete buttchug vs gavin "burn all the homeless" newsome
>>60555347when it hits 400
This one big beautiful bill is going to fail to pass the house and then they'll do an emergency incontinence resolution because every one on wall street pissed their pants at the thought of defaulting on the national debt boss.
>a flat market is a status symbol
>buy some soxs
>soxl immediately stops dumping
>your option is now otm
>go in
>its been otm for a while
It literally warned me well afterwards, wtf. Worst, it pumped a little after I sold.
>>60555338I really do hate how pricey and demanding for electricity these new gpus aresl. Seriously nearly 1000W? Iirc a houses regular outlets are only rated for ~2000W per entire outlet (all holes combined). Even though my PC doesn't reach 1000W, just turning on the PC causes the light to dim briefly
What is this frigthening market closure?
>>60555394Ai is also infinite times more demanding than literally typing into google
We're gonna have state and countrywide blackouts because of this dog shit with no innovation to even bear the brunt of it
The average household electricity bill is also climbing every year because power gridd can't withstand electrical demand anymore
Innovating ourselves into literal extinction
>CRCL
That's actually good what's happening because it's just going to rubber band right back up to 200.
>>60555397Cause Trump again with the fucking trade. This time with Canada. I swear he is doing this shit on purpose telling his friends when to trade.
THIS IS THE BIGGEST DROP SINCE MONDAY
>>60555338low energy chad checking in
>>60555397maybe something happens on the weekend
>>60555407I like how this guy spends 25% of his presidency golfing but makes time to be a retard touching shit he shouldn't have any input on
>>60555406Checking in.
I have 30tabs+ open on my chinese browser.
>>60555406There is never enough GPU power.
>>60555416People reading this voted for him. If you are reading this and voted for him you are a retard.
>>60555052LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is so fucking frustrating, Trump does something stupid to the US and my unrelated international stocks dump with the S&P.
Wtf somebody turn the slurp machine back on
>>60555052I was only expecting a drop to +20% at close.
>>60555433shouldn't have gone to mcdonalds
I JUST STEPPED OUT FOR A SMOKE
WTF JUST HAPPENED!!!!!!
>>60555419>>60555418AMD would be the next thing I'd buy, but there were no used PC with the good generation 3xxx/5xxx/7xxx yet on Ebay as for 100-200โฌ. But maybe in 1-2 years
>>60555445Tryumps said no more negociations with Canada or wtv..
Red Ending in all fields.
is there anything better than listening to metal while the market falls?
>>60555445just got back from the gym i was up before now im fucking down what the hell happened? iran?
Rakebros, did we underestimate Canacuck's importance?
Fucking lmao watching nasdaq and sp literally freefall
Yet again a programmed nothing burger so insiders can reposition. BTW the same will happen on next Thursday before the long weekend.
m-masaka... we are at prices not seen since yesterday... it's over...
AAAAAAA YOU WARNED ME ABOUT HIMS
>>60555450who gives a FUCK about canada?
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT CANADA????
we're crashing because of this shit?????
>>60555450i see it. great. 40k gains was jsut wiped.
fml
>>60555445thats what you get for consuming the cancer stick
dumping on literally no news
NO NEWS
AAAAAAAAA WHYS IT DOOMPING I SHOULDVE SOLD THE OPTIONS EARLIER!!!!!
>>60555468The US does as much trade with Canada as it does with China.
>>60555277are jack links good quality or goyim foreskin?
>decided a few hours ago to sell so don't have to worry over the weekend
>vindicated
yay even made some smol dosh
>>60555476I think my new options strategy should be sell as soon as you get over $400 in profit. Now I'm negative $400.
>>60555477how do we have a """"deal"""" with China before Canada? ridiculous.
>>60555468We trade like 800 billion worth of stuff from canada bro
Every going down is a going up later. Right? Right???? /smg/sisters... our reaction to this market close????????
>>60555482if you ask me these are the best (mainstream) meat snacks on the market
only Mastodon comes close but is still inferior
>>60555433See, that's the problem with slurping, no one wants to buy your "cheapies" at or above your entry price.
>>60555490fucking panic and sell everything it's over.
>>60555445king chimp lobbed another fistful of shit at the market
>>60555490> reaches ath> retraces a bit
>>60555488China is able to personally benefit Trump by laundering money into his shitcoin.
>>60555486Im down ~75% on that trades value.
>>60555488>the camera distortionsIs she moon faced? Lolol
>>60555489Fuck them, if they want to tariff our technology companies, we should just boycott them or full embargo. I'm sick of letting these fucking crooked ass cannucks rip us off in trade. Why should they be allowed to collect taxes on the fruit of american labor boss?
>>60555369>>60555249>>60555359Sad to see TDS reddit trannies have invaded /biz/. Then again, trannies have infested this board for a while.
wow all this red and dax barely moved
>>60555514youre going to kill yourself one day and no one will notice for 3 days
uh oh... dump hasn't ended yet?
>>60555514>true statements are political now
>>60555488>yes, yes gweilo we sign agleement, very nicePretty sure China won't fulfill any promises in this supposed deal
SPY is PLUMMETING to levels not seen since yesterday
>>60555521just buy le dip with your infinite money and watch it get to new ath next week
digits and next week is starting green.
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You know instead of "investing" maybe the best bet would've been starting an AI company... This nigga became an billionaire at 24
this is stupidly overblown
i'm buying
>>60555468nigvidias still green thats all that matters
>>60555544what does his company even do?
>>60555545Not overblown if he actually follows through. 25% on the US's 2nd largest trading partner should be enough to cause a recession.
>>60555534Looks like this is the play + possible weeknd instability from tariff talk + geopol
AYO who be selling they stocks??
>>60555536sixtet and next week will be -10%
>>60555544indeed its more profitable to sell investment advice than to gamble options
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>>60555561What a shit get
there is this weeks friday piece of news to make the market go absolutely haywire. without fail, every friday.
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I just boughted the AMZN dip. Very dumb if the Canada situation escalates, but it'll pump hard when this blows over.
so that's it
i'm fucked
it's over
>>60555576Thank you for buying the bottom
But CELH is still going up, right?
>>60555577Welcome to my life. Been 9 months and haven't made back even 1/20 of my losses. Just a wage slave forever I guess.
>>60555577should have bought that laptop boss
bobo's orgasm status: mom shouted his name from downstairs right as he came
better luck next time
Prediction: we will close just barely red, see some green after-hours, and then see a dump on Monday as people get spooked by the ATH.
May not be like you think it is, but it be.
>pic very related
>>60555589It's actually fine, when I DCA into my boomer account, it doesn't settle until eod since it's mostly mutal funds, so I'm effecively buying the dip
>Tradewar potentially starting
>flat
>turning green
ok, fuck that
>>60555599Prediction: Line goes up. Line goes up after close. Line goes up on monday.
>>60555606well tariffs are bullish after all. more income for the government to spend on stuff
>>60555606>kneel to Tel Aviv. >they reward youSimple as
>>60555614true, it's also bullish because since the line goes up forever, the wagie investors have more money to spend on goods and services. literally everyone wins.
Kneel
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>>60555599>>60555609Never mind. I kneel to bull wisdom.
>>60555614Taxes are bullish now. So are tax cuts.
>>60555630or when you see news about decreased spending by consumer it means they are slurping stock which is also bullish
>>60555636rates steady is bullish because it means the economy is chugging along just fine
rates rising is bullish because you have to price in more rate cuts
rates falling is bullish because it means cheap money and money flowing out of bonds into stonks
the sun turning into a red giant is bullish because more solar energy = more ai = nvidia 1 quadrillion mkt cap
>>60555646it is impressive how the market is prepared for every possible scenario!
I've got 611c expiring Monday. Should I let it ride boys?
>>60555625The Ori do not share power.
>>60555662Let me sacrifice a baby goat to satan by perforating its organs anally with my 9 inch cock then check my crystal ball for you sar
i get if semis or oil or consumer are gonna pop next, but HOW do you know which of these individual little shits are gonna pump more than their industry/sector?
once the dollar stops falling thats probably when stocks start crabbing
>>60555673>how do i know these power ball numbers are the correct numbersyou don't nigga
it's gambling
patiently waiting for TSLA to go to the moon
At least SOFI is treating me well. In @ $10, here we are at $17. If the fed lowers rates they're fucked, though.
>>60555662Risky move.
Trade bullshit season is starting again.
EU wonโt bend as easy as Trump thinks.
Canada being uppity as a result of EU backing.
But then ofc nothing ever happens so youโll probably be fine.
>he bet against trump
Sorry Bobo, bvt what did I say?
BVLL. FVCKING. SVRGE!
wow intel is a top spy agency?
>>60555673>oilYou just buy CVX. Everything else is shit.
>>60555544>24 y/o azn billionaireYou know this nigga still has to leave the party early to study for medical school and practice violin or his parents will kill him
At this point fuck the market. Time to go jack off to Hentai games and play ESO.
>>60555690I'd buy OXY. If it's good enough for Buffett, it's good enough for me. BRK is my go to stock when I'm too lazy to do any research.
>>60555688Every intel chip has a backdoor for the government/Israel. This is old mainstream news
>GALT
is it our time GALTgays?
>>60555716market is gay boring and retarded nothingburger last friday of a nothingburger boring flat month what do you want?
July will be bullish as fuck tho
>>60555700Me on the right btw
>>60555705you can definitely trust the ones made in china though, 100% secure.
also /bant/ won.
>>60555702Buffett gets preferred stock from OXY, making it a worse investment for normies. CVX has historically performed better and has a higher dividend to tide you over when oil is bad.
I would also point out that the old man bought POOL when other value stocks were on offer.
>>60555688How are you anti china and also anti spying protection
>>60555744Heโs annoyed that the spy agencies said โwe donโt have evidence that Iran is nearing a bombโ - because Trump was using that claim as a justification for a bombing campaign
>>60555716seems about the right speed for me
Looks like the long awaited correction is over, coming up next SPY 620 EOM, SPY 700 end of July
just had a 136 order i forgot about trigger on pltr wtf
remember when trade wars actually mattered lmao
pltards? care to explain?
>>60555721GALT anon is a stockwits shill. Sell already
wow the pump just speeds up towards close
>>60555792Guys Iโm not gonna lieโฆ Iโm crying right now.
Finally reached 200k in investments. Granted thatโs nothing compared to some anons here, but considering I grew up in a moldy trailer in a trailer park, I canโt believe I made it this far.
God bless 2x ETFs, God bless this board for recommending them to me ~7 years ago.
And God bless this fake & gay market.
I love you all.
>>60555810congrads bro :)
>>60555810>crying over 200kliterally nothing, kys
>>60555801just gonna give it one more day...
>>60555837You got a spare 200k you want to give me faggot? It's "nothing" right?
>>60555810Good job anon. Be sure the protect your gains. You now have something to protect. Do not gamble with it, it will always pay you interest. Keep building wisely. You are making it.
