What other dumb shit should I blow my gains on now?

>>60558629 (OP)
Settle down with a wife and kids.

>>60558629 (OP)
Where do you find hookers? I am in Seattle and would love to lose my vcard asap.

>>60558629 (OP)
Try a tranny. You know you want to.

>>60558636
OP has aids tho

>>60558645
I told you last time, tryst.link

>>60558645
Use usasexguide, go to local listings, massage parlor then bring 120-160 dollars cash. Say you’ve seen a girl there before and mention a girl that was reviewed on the website.

>>60558653
Last time? Was there another Seattle anon looking for hookers kek?

>>60558662
>massage parlors
Gross anon. I am not fucking an Asian woman. That’s disgusting.

>>60558666
Oh yeah there was

>>60558662
Asian massage parlors are ratchet and ugly thirdies. Save up some cash and visit certain Miami strip clubs or Vegas brothels, if you're too scared to use local independent or agency listings

>>60558672
Then use tryst or skipthegames. Other races don’t work as hard as asians though just fyi

>>60558677
Depends on which you use, I avoid thai massage and prefer chinese or korean places.

>>60558629 (OP)
>unironically banging a hooker

>>60558683
I’ve gone to AMP’s four times

Once was a gorgeous young Vietnamese chick and the other three times were busted older women.

>>60558629 (OP)
go around making fun of short girls

>>60558629 (OP)
You need to get into advanced whoring. I got bored with whores like two years ago, so I decided to make things more interesting by going further and further with them. I've seen some really amazing things that have come from carefully cultivating degeneracy of women.

Ex:
I've watched a 20 year old eat my creampie out of her 18 year old actual sister, and then snowball it to her while french kissing and swallowing.

I've gotten a hooker that started out frigid towards me to progress from condom sex with no blowjob, to bareback blowjob, to bareback sex, to popping all her birth control pills out and flushing them down the toilet while I watch, to begging me to knock her up, to pregnant. (ghosted when she reached 4 months and couldn't abort).

I've taken a beautiful 18 year old college girl and eventually had her walking down the street at daytime with my semen on he face and in her hair, while she takes selfies for me.

I've taken a 19 year old college student and had her sucking dog cock within a single week, and being knotted only two sessions later. I made her wear a middrift top that showed off the scratches from the dog on her sides (forgot to put socks on it). She was inches away from agreeing to get a pawprint tatoo on her lower stomach for me, but I had to leave the country on short notice so never pushed her that far.

I've taken an already degenerate whore and educated her on the art of autoerotic asphyxiation, set her up on webcam and now she makes money choking herself and pissing everywhere for perverts online. Sometimes she does shows where someone else chokes her till she blacks out. It's real. I personally choked her almost to death on several occasions, and there are videos out there of my hand on her throat as she drools and chokes and her face turns purple.

I had sex with an escort to lose my virginity and it completely ruined the fantasy of sex for me. It barely feels better than playing vidya, watching kino, or eating some good food. How do I motivate myself to care about women now?

>>60558696
>How do I motivate myself to care about women now?
you dont. the whole reason to get laid or to have sex is so you get this shit out of your head so you can concentrate on more important things in life.

>>60558693
i think im good man. Id rather go jet skiing or something

>>60558696
We’ve been trying to tell virgin bros that sex isn’t everything, and you’ll wake up with the same problems tomorrow that you did the day before you got laid. It really doesn’t flip a switch and change your life.

>>60558696
And honestly learning to ride a motorcycle would be more life changing and exhilarating than having sex

>>60558710
>>60558716
yeah

>>60558629 (OP)
Ask youd dad how much money it would cost to bang him.

>>60558693
You are a terrible person.

>>60558693
How do I report this man to the authorities? Can the mods do something?

>>60558746
It is all fake.

>>60558672
BASED

>>60558696
Realize the purpose of sex was always supposed to be an expression of love in marriage and not a cheap mutual masturbation and that what you experienced felt hollow because it was hollow and that making love does not feel hollow and you are chasing and putting the wrong things on a pedastal.

>>60558720
Possibly literally the gayest thing I've ever read.
>>60558716
see
>>60558838

>>60558838
ask men how many would get married with no sex
ask men how many would get sex with no marriage

>>60558838
Your theory makes no sense because sex existed before the concept of marriage.

If (You) want to only have monogamous sex with your trad wife, I encourage you to do so- but that’s not the life I’m looking to lead.

>>60558746
>>60558742
>SHE WAS HOOAH!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqCy-ZkdLfk
>60558693
this is how you get more bang for your buck. i'm usually far too lazy for this kind of shit. thank you for showing me the path to self-improvement.

>Sex with gf > Asian massage > Sex with hooker
although sometimes
>Asian massage > Sex with gf > Sex with hooker
depending on how lazy I am

>>60558850
marriage is a contract to scam men
>divorce raep is real, so watch out!

>>60560169
>Asian massage > Sex with gf
What's so good about asian massage? What do they do with the client?

>>60560204
Its nice to lay there and relax while a qt asian massages you and drags her boobs over your body then plays with your willy. Makes me feel like a king back in the day.

>>60558693
>I've watched a 20 year old eat my creampie out of her 18 year old actual sister, and then snowball it to her while french kissing and swallowing.
Seek God. Now.

>>60560205
>plays with your willy
>willy
Go back to brit/pol/

>>60560204
>What's so good about asian massage?
for some reason they've not forgotten the value of providing good service.

>>60558693
I don’t believe you but even the fact you typed this out is enough for me to tell you have terrible mental health issues you should probably kill yourself

read the Bible and find enlightenment. i'm serious you'll never find joy in life without figuring out the meaning to our existence. God bless bro.

>>60560300
The adoption of a jewish mythos and its consequences have been a disaster for the European race.

>>60560204
They make you realise you have been beating your meat incorrectly your whole life

>>60558629 (OP)
mainline amphetamines.

>>60558629 (OP)
Maybe switch to female hookers for a time?

>>60560302
>b...b...based

And yet here we are. Better than before with the guidance of The Lord and his Son Jesus Christ. Money won't fulfill you, neither will drugs or hookers. Get a grip and realize your limited thinking is getting you no where fast.

Cocaine.

>>60560335
>high definition

>>60560339
What's the issue?

>>60558629 (OP)
test

>>60560333
Based beyond belief and true and checked.

>>60558693
Can we please hear more stories? Ignore the puritans.

Also you know the girls you paid to throw away her birth control pills? How much were you generally paying her on meets and how many times did you meet her ? like once a week for a few months?


Just wondering how expensive it was to get an actual hooker pregnant, just seems weird its even possible to leverage money in that way.

Sorry just curious thanks

>>60558629 (OP)
Doomsday bunkers, its what the elites do when they eventually get bored of hookers

>>60558629 (OP)
Go to the beach train for iron Man go parasailing Play dwarf fortress I don't know there's a million things that I wish I could be doing other than building shitty AI integration apps to hopefully not have to wage in the future.

Antique sterling silver decor. Cigars. Pipes. Expensive clothes. Expensive car.

Finally paid off my house and now it feels like I killed the last boss but there's no endgame/post-game content and no New Game +. Just grinding the same low-level mobs all day.

>>60558629 (OP)
Have you tried gas powered RC cars? That can be fun. Or maybe ultralight aircraft if you don't mind dying. >>60558696
>the fantasy of sex
Anon, it was only ever marketing that made you think sex is better than vidya or anything else. Sex can be sometimes better than jacking off, but rarely. You should not care about women. You should not research ways to make yourself care about women.

>>60558693
Cringe Larp

>wtf the hunt for temporary pleasures has left me empty and depressed?

>>60558629 (OP)
Give some to me, your distant relation!

>>60558687
How do i bang a hooker ironically?

>>60558666
satan the virgin.
There was a ny "woman" whore trying to gold dig /biz/tards a few times on here, too.

Yachts and heroin
Helicopters and mdma
Bazookas and amphetamines
F1 cars and alcohol

Possibilities are endless op. Use your money wisely

Pretty shure ur id is some sort of std op

>>60558629 (OP)
Hire multiple coaches, get on as many PED's as you can and get veiny and swole as fuck for NO reason

America is the worst country for prostitution

Sky high prices and shitty service

Find a thirdie shithole or at least travel to a popular city and follow anons advice

>>60560822
>ask and ye shall receive
https://www.stickmanbangkok.com

https://web.archive.org/web/20170316013722/https://delicioustacos.com/2015/02/23/philippines-vacation/

>>60561930
thx

>>60558629 (OP)
I want to find a hooker except we just keep meeting each other over and over again. And maybe instead of paying for sex we set some sort of arrangement to where she can move in with me and pay no rent and maybe just helps around the house a bit while I'm at work. Uhh, since birth control isn't ever 100% though, maybe we even have a child and raise them together. I think that would be nice.

We could even, maybe, get to know each other, like, personally speaking?? I think that might make the sex even better. Um, and we don't even have to have sex all the time we could even just go out to a nice restaurant or go do something fun like bowling or camping or movies.

Are there any hookers like that? I think that's the kind of hooker I'm really looking for

>>60558629 (OP)

Fund my movie! I’ll give you an executive producer credit!

>>60558696

The value of sex is that you work on yourself and improve on your situation in life in order to get the sex.

Sex is the carrot that gets you off of your ass.

What makes the carrot taste good is that when you finally get it you know it's the result of your hard work (like improving your social standing, career, house that's properly decorated and clean). Sex makes you feel accomplished as a man because it reaffirms the effort you've put in and it finally bears fruit.

When you do all those things right you get to nut a fat load into the willing mouth of some girl years younger than you (and on top of her food chain). She will want to sexually satisfy you and be around you because you have your shit in order. And you know that. Girls trying to attach themselves to you and be around you is literally nature's way of confirming you're on the right track.

Then right after sex there's the content feeling of achievement (if you've fucked someone at or above your standards), but also the weird sense of emptiness and aimlessness.
This is your signal to get back into the saddle and return to yourself. This is why men turn so introspective after sex: onto the next carrot.

When you pay for sex you skip all of that and revert right back to your (likely shitty) reality afterwards. A better life is isn't a by-product of sex, it's the actual real goal. Sex is the by-product of a better life.

>>60558629 (OP)
More hookers but ditch the condoms. Doxycycline is cheaper than condoms

>>60558645
Seattle has street walkers but you could use escort alligator too. If you want teen girls they'll probably be black. I'm into it though, railing an 18 year old black girl who's broke as fuck is hot. Don't do anything bare, ever. At least in America

>>60561169
>How do i bang a hooker ironically?

>>60563750
getting laid in itself is cool is the lady friend or hooker you are banging knows her stuff, most of them dont

>>60563840
mine says its not possible and that is disingenuous at best

>>60563900
skillest of issueses

>>60563921
>Wear socks with anime on them and start with “so, do you like jazz?”

>>60563840
>Recite slam poetry as you go and act offended when she doesn't clap
I don't get it. Isn't this just normal sex? That's exactly why I keep the bongos on the nightstand.

>>60558629 (OP)
I can't imagine going so low you pay a whore to have sex

>>60558693
I can smell the Jewish curse blood from here. The sooner the world gets rid of parasites like you, the better

>/biz/

>>60558693
Even if this is a larp, you should probably kill yourself just for having typed/copy pasta that

>>60563811
theres some really great young chimps in the amazon rainforest too

>>60558629 (OP)
>bored of banging hookers
how much USD does it take to reach this point?

>>60563148
The term/situation you're looking for is a sugar baby.

>>60558710
Based. Kinkstuff hits differently tho

>>60558693
This is all fake.

>>60561169
I once went to Moscow for business and decided to check the local escort market out of boredom. Was blown away by low prices, and got myself a foursome with attractive girls for $90 just for the story to tell my mates. Too bad I can't go there anymore though

Just an FYI for you guys, condom sex feels pretty much like nothing and shouldn't even be called real sex. If you've only ever fucked with a condom you are missing out. If you get a hooker make sure you at least get a bareback blowjob so you can at least experience some part of sex for real.

>>60558629 (OP)
Put it on Haven1 stablecoins vault and farm for passive income while you look into settling down with a woman, or probably go to school

>>60568009
OP wants to waste the money and not make more, or why are you suggesting platforms with over 100% yields?

>>60567405
I only go to hookers drunk cause I have huge anxiety, she even spat sucked and tugged on my shit with no condom and it felt like nothing. Hookers aint for me.

>>60558693
Please Donald Trump nuke this man

>Haven't had sex in 5 years
>Need to reset that counter so bad
Do I just fuck a nice german hooker bros?

I hold RLC tokens by the way.

>>60568214
just go and to it to get it out of your system