Anonymous
ID: +XFEq8QC
6/29/2025, 11:52:40 AM No.60560288
Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a hair-comb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the hair-combers start making more powerful hair-combs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the hair-comb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the hair-comb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the hair-comb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the hair-comb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The hair-comb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's hair-comb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the hair-comb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions).
THIS is why hair-comb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded hair-combs, release the original code, and lock down the hair-comb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her hair-comb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kick start the adoption and ensure that all hair-combers make it.
Natasha stumbled into creating the hair-comb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the hair-comb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The hair-comb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's hair-comb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the hair-comb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions).
THIS is why hair-comb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded hair-combs, release the original code, and lock down the hair-comb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her hair-comb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kick start the adoption and ensure that all hair-combers make it.
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