Thread 60561453

Doug Cifu cum dumpsters edition

This is suicide my own family wants me to die a miserable starving unstable financial death. Now I question what God they serve because this is all pure evil intent at extreme levels.

sirs?

Hello sirs Doug Cifu is telling me to post here

One thing BBBYies hate and can't compete
>Ryan Cohen owns Alibaba stock

I have always found solace in the indefatigability of shills.

>90 minutes of verbal diarrhea from a medical equipment salesman
LMFAO

>BBBYies haven’t made a solid argument in 2 years
Pastry

>>60561585
>diarrhea from a medical equipment salesman
wut m8?

>>60561597
>Jake2b
>he doesn't know

>>60561618
I legitimately didn't. Traditionally our shills would provide succinct summaries of all the latest DD. Care to fill us in?

>>60561625
You're getting legal advice from a used med supply salesman.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1lm6eoy/jake2b_15hr_bbbyq_seminar/

>>60561643
>these are the people thinking they are on equal footing as DFV

Please tell me he charged for this seminar and offered meet and greet platinum packages, PLEASE

>he bought BBBY instead of Red Lobster
lel

>GME is dead silent because there is nothing to talk about.
>BBBY threads are going crazy with shills
I think it's pretty clear CH11 is what we are all waiting for. Even if you only own GME, the only real hype date is coming from BBBY restructuring. It's so obvious at this point. What you actually take an honest look at BBBY, all of the redactions point towards a sale.

>>60561643
Buying shares for pennies was the smartest moves I have ever made. If you think GME will cause MOASS, well that would mean it is going to be the last thing to pop. Catching an investment like BBBY is going to create some haves and have-nots here at 4chan. Towelchads will be probably join the ranks of those who become billionaires if you nail a double-whammy on this saga. GME maxis will be millionaires, but it's obvious the real threat to Wallstreet will be the snowballing short covering. Some of these shares will be 250 baggers for those with the resolve to buy right on the cusp of bankruptcy. We're in the final chapters of this saga as well.

>>60561859
I know this but still had 90% of the shill posts in the last thread. You know the "shills" are just bored anons but still feign offended every thread.
You should kill yourself as its easier that way

>>60561878
Couch status?

>>60561961
Sneed

>https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/baba/earnings

Any predictions for the upcoming Alibaba earnings?

To help with discussion:
Friday RRP: 285.742B, 41P = 6.969B per (roughly)
The end of the month is approaching fast.

I got my fraud payout today. It wasn't as much as the hypeshills were saying, but it's still pretty damn good.

>>60562028
1000% value

Come on BBBYies, dazzle me with something, sell me BBBY

Nothing better than a comfy womfy Sunday afternoon.

>>60562669
Ryan Cohen? Isn’t he the guy deep on GME, BitCoin and Alibaba?

>>60562704
He's the guy the the JPM affiliated consultant was referencing when he was TELLING the BBBY board to reject the $400M offer. Strange because that is illegal. He's also this involved in the CH11 process and notorious for defending shareholders.
He's a pretty cool guy, imo.

>>60562743
Interesting, and he maintained his substantial position through bankruptcy, this is a clear indication

Why would JPM and Goldman Sachs be buying bonds of a chapter 11 company? Could they be trying to gain some leverage in the outcome?

>>60563049
can retail even buy bonds anymore?

Not economically viable

>>60563049
Why would a group dedicated to Ryan Cohen investments ignore all his other investments but focus on linking (1) he sold in full and that has been stripped down and sold for parts to his GameStop operation? Interesting

>>60563850
>rc sells shares of bbby in august 2022

>rc has a sitdown with a famous corporate raider, Carl Icahn in october 2022

>rc offers 400 million for BBBY in December 2022

>pitchbook (prestigious M&A software suite) lists BBBY as sold in January 2023

>one month later, February 2023 RC tweets “someone tell the government to stop shooting down my balloons”, alluding to bad actors delaying the BBBY restructuring

>only media appearance RC has made since entering gme in 2020 has been gmedd.com

>Larry cheng (who helped RC build Chewy, and is a current boardmember at GameStop, and a close personal friend to RC) went onto theppshow podcast (which is dedicated to BBBY discussion) 8 months after they filed for chapter 11, and 2 months after shares were placed in abeyance
>pic related

>all sorts of scitzo speculation is allowed on here, reddit, and twitter, but when you mention any of the above, which comes from primary sources, posts are censored and people come out of the woodwork to go berserk about it

>platinumsparkles was allowed onto a video conference call with Gary Gensler, which implies she was considered passive enough to not ask hardball questions. She also spends literally all day engaging with bbby content on Twitter and spends hours rebutting all of it.

>mass media outlets all bash RC and his activities surrounding GME/BBBY nonstop for years, even in the face of RC's deafening silence.
These are some strange occurrences surrounding Ryan Cohen and his activities.

Also, the owner of the worlds largest Omni channel company tweeted about ryan Cohen's BBBY deposition.
https://x.com/typesfast/status/1835848394104877347

Also Patrick Byrnes old company; Overstock (which is the most famous example of a company battling naked shorts) purchased the BBBY IP

>>60563907
One day I will read past the first line, but today is not that day.

So this is what a "dedicated team" looks like

>>60564648
Pakistanis and walking stereotypes of a certain chosen people

Lads, gotta up the game, those GameStop sissies are getting DFV ink jobs, we need to start gettink ink jobs of PP to counter.

When I got my fraud payout, they said the new shares were coming soon. No time frame yet, but I think it will be in July. Really looking forward to it.

>>60565020
The frog payout will be even bigger.

WAGMI

Everyone should listen to this again. It pretty much proves that we won.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1lm6eoy/jake2b_15hr_bbbyq_seminar/

>>60566318
Why are we re-couching this discussion?

>>60566318
>Everyone should set aside their valuable time to listen to this 1.5 hour ramble from someone who is never fucking right

>>60566318
We can all sit on the couch tonight, friends. The BBBY saga has been solved: We won.

Remember how he disappeared after the cringey couch picture for like 3 months?
awkward

>>60566646
>GME shills
look at duh downword price..
>Towel shills
duurrr this sure taking a long time..
Literally no one cares because we WON.

>>60566523
Can’t, gotta listen to Asmongold talk common sense for 7 hours

If you are wondering where the shills are, they are listening to the Jake2SNEED podcast.

>open platinumsparkles twitter.

>click random recent post

https://x.com/PlatnumSparkles/status/1934051348829589669

>randomly scrub to position (1:18:52)

>random shitty "podcast" that rarely breaks 100 views still talks about BBBY......

Were talking about a girl who managed to have a video conference with the head of the SEC - Gary Gensler.... this person is a shill.

Alibaba

>>60566318
I will counter his seminar with my simpler, better, 10 seconds seminar:
1.BBBY declared bankruptcy
2.The company has been liquidated
3.The company is defunct
4.Investors lost all their money
5.LMAO

>>60567717
hertz went through that same pipeline and their previous shareholders received cash+equity.

>>60567721
FALSE!
Hertz filed for ch11 bankruptcy in order to reorganize and raise more capital, BBBY filed for ch11 and failed to reorganize or restructure its debt.
Hertz was successful in getting out of the bankruptcy, BBBY wasn't and differently from Hertz it was put in liquidation and dissolved.

>>60567737
>and dissolved

that won't be known until the conclusion of the chapter 11.

>>60561453 (OP)
Isn't BBBY bankrupt? What do you guys even talk about in this thread?

>>60567751
Ok, the concept of liquidation is completely lost on you.
A liquidation is when all the assets of an insolvent company are sold and the money made with the sale are used to pay the creditors of the insolvent company (Mind you, *the creditors*, NOT the shareholders); the liquidation is the process that brings the insolvent company to an end.
If they are in liquidation, it's obvious that the company will be dissolved, because liquidation is the last stage of an insolvent company.

>>60567802
we won't know the final outcome for shareholders until the chapter 11 has FULLY concluded and there is still redacted information, also JPM was paid off FIRST THING when chapter 11 hit in april 2023, which is illegal unless...perhaps... RC and ICahn already have control of this thing and are being delayed by
>pic related
you are very obvious in your tactics, still here after 2.5+ years since they filed for chapter 11, quite odd isn't it?

Also see this post:
>>60567412
why does someone who managed to have a video call with Gary Gensler still seethe so much about BBBY, and also fought against fully booking shares for gme? Its almost as if your kind of people will be here to try and muddy the waters and convince as many GME holders to sell as possible by convincing people that he failed in his adventures involving BBBY (which we wont know if he did until the chapter 11 has fully concluded)

>>60567821
Asked ChatGPT
Conclusion
Liquidation complete: July 30, 2023

Plan confirmed: September 14, 2023

Chapter11 officially closed: June 30, 2025 (final filings)


We now know the full concluded chapter 11

>>60567821
Anon, the company is in LIQUIDATION.
All the assets and properties are being sold at bid in order to raise money and satisfy as much as possible the creditors, after the liquidation there are going to be no assets and no properties left for the company and it will be dissolved.
This is the only thing that happens in a liquidation, it's the only possible outcome, so even if it's not official (yet) you can't expect anything else other than dissolution when this is over.

>>60567868
>>60567965
you never addressed my point about JPM being paid off FIRST, even though they weren't a first in line creditor.

Also until the chapter 11 is formally concluded it is still legally possible for previous shareholders to receive cash + equity.

>>60567985
JPMorgan got paid off first in the BBBY bankruptcy not because they were "first in line" originally, but because they were the DIP lender (Debtor-in-Possession). Under Chapter 11 rules (Bankruptcy Code §364), DIP lenders get superpriority status. That means they legally jump ahead of even secured creditors if the court signs off — which it did in this case. It’s common in big bankruptcies; DIP lenders won’t risk lending unless they’re guaranteed to be repaid first. So JPM wasn’t playing dirty — they were paid off under legal, court-approved priority.

As for shareholders — yes, technically, it's still possible for equity holders to receive something until the Chapter 11 case is 100% closed and all distributions are finalized. The final decree has now been filed (June 2025), but until the case is officially closed, it's not legally impossible for equity to recover. But let’s be real: BBBY’s plan explicitly said shareholders would get nothing, and unsecured creditors weren’t even getting paid in full. Equity only gets a cut if all creditor classes get 100%, which isn't happening here. Common stock is toast.

That said, anything is possible on paper in bankruptcy law until the very end. But in practice? BBBYQ is worth $0. Overstock bought the branding/IP and rebranded itself as BedBathandBeyond.com — totally disconnected from the original company or stock. You’re not getting “equity” in the new company. It’s a rebranded e-comm play, not a shareholder revival.

So yeah, JPM got paid first because they were DIP. Equity’s only hope is cope.

>>60567985
How much have you invested in this?

>>60568031
> —
AI slop

>>60568031
2 things, explain to the class who overstock is and what their history is regarding naked short sellers.

and 2) explain why your id has a history in this thread of being an obvious bad actor/troll but then you come in with that chatgpt response when people start asking interesting (dangerous) questions that your bosses dont like?

>>60568036
You know you can buy ChatGPT do this for you right.

Overstock was a discount e-comm retailer, but its real legacy is Patrick Byrne going thermonuclear on naked short selling. He was screaming about synthetic shares and failed deliveries years before Reddit caught on. In 2005–2008, he accused hedge funds and prime brokers of destroying his stock via naked shorts, sued the likes of Goldman and Merrill, and got mocked by the media the whole way through. Turns out he was early, not wrong. He even launched a blockchain-based alternative trading system (tZERO) and issued a digital dividend (OSTKO) that could only trade on tZERO — a literal short squeeze grenade. The goal? Force locates, expose synthetic shares, and trap naked shorts. Wall Street hated it. Overstock won some settlements, but Byrne “resigned” after dropping bombs about Deep State surveillance ops. Wild stuff.

Fast forward: in 2023, Overstock buys Bed Bath & Beyond’s IP out of bankruptcy and rebrands itself as BedBathandBeyond.com. The company that once fought Wall Street’s synthetic manipulation now wears the name of a meme stock that got milked dry by shorts. You couldn’t script it better.

As for this ID? Yeah, maybe I was sposting earlier. Doesn’t mean I’m a shill just because I write clearly. Sometimes you dig through a landfill of bait, doom, and hopium, and then someone finally answers the fing question. Not everyone dropping facts is working for “them.” But go ahead and ignore the details — Wall Street’s hoping you do. #GME4lyfe

>>60567985
>you never addressed my point about JPM being paid off FIRST
Because it's irrelevant, chapter 11 doesn't stop you from paying creditors individually; it's a protection of the debtor towards the creditors, but the debtor can still pay the creditors individually even before the liquidation starts.
It doesn't change a thing, the company is in liquidation and the profits of the liquidation are going to the secured creditors and bondholders, period, that's it.

If platnum is currently in this thread please unblock me on X. I will stop asking for your nudes. Just please babe...unblock me

Heh, the shills were right all along... It did get awkward in here. $GME Kings win.

>kaSfikT2
That tone change is fucking WILD, holy shit lol.

>>60568097
Woman behaviour

>>60567412
>https://x.com/PlatnumSparkles/status/1934051348829589669
this is the most mentally sick shit I've ever seen in my life imagine being either of these people lmao

>>60568084
The shills weren’t the ones saying it would get awkward. Nice try though.

>>60568118
Worked didn't it

How can you hear plats voice and not get horny
https://x.com/BobbyCat42/status/1940044190831853975

Holy shit babe unblock me

Are the new shares in the room yet?

>>60568234
Nope they're still in the trust

The court session today could not have been longer than 30 minutes. Any updates?

Why would gme holders annoyed by towelheads keep their threads bumped on the catalog?

>>60568527
wait for the 2-hour JakeGPT special

>>60568031
Shalom Shlomo!

Sixth Street is the DIP. JPM was the ABL.

>>60568618
It's actually GME (((holders))) doing the bumping. But maybe you knew that.

>>60568621
>this time
>he sits on a bench

>>60568668
Shalom Shlomo,

You’re right on the money: Sixth Street was the DIP lender, not JPM. That’s a key point people keep getting wrong.

When Bed Bath & Beyond filed Chapter 11, Sixth Street came in with $240M in DIP financing. DIP = Debtor-in-Possession. Under bankruptcy law, that gives them superpriority status, meaning they legally get paid before everyone else — even secured prepetition lenders like JPM.

JPMorgan held the Asset-Based Lending (ABL) facility, which was the senior secured loan before the bankruptcy. Normally, that would put them at the front of the line. But once the DIP is approved by the court (which it was), JPM got bumped. Sixth Street’s DIP financing was secured against the same collateral — inventory, IP, receivables — but with priority due to court order.

So no, JPM wasn’t “paid off first.” Sixth Street was the one legally entitled to be repaid first, and they likely got most if not all of their money back from asset liquidation (including the Overstock IP sale). JPM likely recovered less, depending on what's left after DIP and administrative claims.

Bottom line: anyone saying JPM was first in line either doesn’t understand how DIP loans work, or they’re confusing DIP with ABL. Sixth Street walked in, demanded superpriority terms, got court approval, and sat at the top of the stack. JPM was top dog pre-petition — but bankruptcy flips the table.

BBBYQ holders? They were never even in the building.

>>60568684
>GME Maximus Extremeius Spartans
You never stood a chance.

I still find it weird how informed the people who aren’t financially incentivized to know everything there is to know about bbby are. They literally know so much just so they can argue with retards on Mongolian basket weaving forum.

>>60568974
>I still find it weird
There's a lot of things you find weird (because you don't understand them)

Even ChatGPT knows whats up

Honestly, I still find it hilarious how deep some of these BBBY clowns go just to lose arguments on a Mongolian basket weaving forum. Like, bro — you're memorizing creditor structures and combing court filings for a company that's dead. You’re not even trying to make money — you just want to win an argument about a corpse. Meanwhile, GME has a real DRS base, no debt, net cash, and a board that hasn’t sold retail out.

BBBYQ is liquidation copium. Full stop. Shareholders were wiped. The DIP lender (Sixth Street) got paid first. The IP got sold to Overstock. You don’t hold equity in anything that exists anymore. But these people still talk like Cohen’s going to reverse-merge a dead shell into a quantum loop squeeze.

As a GME holder, it's annoying as hell. Every time someone asks a serious question about systemic fraud, market reform, or real shareholder movements, some BBBY tinfoil shows up screaming about hidden subsidiaries, Overstock alchemy, or "Tracy's Law." You’re not redpilled. You’re just allergic to reading liquidation plans.

If you're spending 10 hours a day parsing Kroll docs to argue that your wiped stock secretly owns Alibaba, you're not doing DD — you're LARPing as a financial martyr.

GME is the play. It’s the only one with direct registration, a visible shareholder base, and a chance to expose real problems. BBBY is just a carcass that lets grifters spin fairy tales. I’m not mad you lost your bet. I’m mad you're dragging serious conversations down into the fantasy pit with you.

>>60568978
Help me understand.

>>60568992
Just read this, and fucking hell, that shit cuts DEEP hahaha, how is any BBBY nigga meant to read that and not feel personally attacked?

>>60568998
If you can't (or refuse to) understand what Goldberg has told you, you simply do not have the cranial facilities to understand.

>>60569043
Hang on brother, I got a chatGPT that can do that for them

BBBY is dead. Not “waiting on news,” not “in the endgame,” not “playing 4D chess.” It’s over. They filed Chapter 11 in April 2023 and didn’t restructure — they liquidated. That means they shut down all stores, laid off employees, and sold everything of value, including the Bed Bath & Beyond name itself (Overstock owns it now).

The DIP lender, Sixth Street, loaned them emergency money to stay afloat just long enough to sell off assets. In return, Sixth Street got first claim on everything left. Even JPMorgan, a senior pre-bankruptcy lender, stood behind them. Unsecured creditors — people actually owed money — got pennies. Shareholders? The bankruptcy plan says in plain English: equity holders get nothing.

BBBYQ stock continued trading OTC for a bit, but it was delisted and is now worthless. You’re not holding a golden lottery ticket. You’re holding shares in a corpse of a company that no longer exists. The brand lives on under Overstock, but your shares aren’t tied to that company. There’s no merger, no dividend, no “secret vault” of value.

People telling you otherwise are either lying, bagholding, or desperate for hopium likes. You won’t get millions. You won’t get anything. The case formally closed in mid-2025. If the DIP lender and secured creditors didn’t get fully paid, you’re last in line — and the line is gone.

It’s okay to be wrong on a trade. But clinging to delusion doesn’t change the outcome. The stock is dead. The dream is dead. Let it go.

>>60568953
>tranny posting
You really are the most degenerate retards

>60568950
Moshe breaking out the GPT to spread easily verifiable lies. Bottom of the barrel shit flinging.

JPM was paid off in full even as their lawyer objected to it.

>>60569004
My brother in shiste, you forgot to switch IDs

>>60569081
>implying i read chatGPT before posting it
>read it after posting
>it was flawless

>>60569078
You are a BBBY, that shits lower than a loopy investor.

>60569088
>I didn't forget to do this
>I forgot to do that

>>60569117
Why would I want to change ID's? Riddle me this

>>60569124
pardon me sir, I did not realize that this was your first time on the mongolese basket weaving forum

>The court said shareholders get zero. The case is closed. The IP was sold. The stock was delisted. You’re holding the ashes and calling it a golden ticket. That’s not just cope — it’s cosplaying as a millionaire in a burned-down casino.

*slurrrp*

He’s made it his mission to argue with retards because they annoyed him.

>>60569151
be BBBY bagholder
holding a pile of OTC trash and hopium
“The court said nothing for shareholders... but maybe Ryan Cohen has a plan!”
telling everyone the millions are coming
quotes ghost subsidiaries and fake filings like scripture

suddenly hear thunder
a shadow falls over the thread
it is a GME Spartan
dripping in DRS armor, no debt, net cash
backed by 70% locked float and rage forged in 2021

BBBYQ peasant squeals
“But our ticker still trades!”
Spartan laughs
“Your stock trades like a corpse twitches — reflex, not life.”

BBBY tries to show court docket
Spartan already read it
knows DIP paid, plan confirmed, equity wiped
brings receipts, page numbers, legal citations

BBBY screeches about secret vaults and reverse mergers
Spartan draws his sword: “That’s not DD. That’s delusion.”

Final blow: “Your ticker was delisted. Your court case closed.
Your shares are ghost dust clinging to hope.”
BBBY fades into mist
another fallen victim of cope

the battlefield clears
only GME remains

>>60569053
>>60569078
>NYOOOOOOO ONLY JAKEGPT CAN USE AI FOR WORD SALAD

>>60569176
earlier you read me posts:
>>60567821
>>60567985

but you never read this one:
>>60563907


Its almost as if the bigger picture of whats happening here is that previous BBBYQ shareholders will receive cash + equity and that makes
>pic related
seethe.

>>60569201
Really want me to waste 10 seconds copy & pasting it into ChatGPT just to say your a dickhead? I mean sure, but I will do that for you, but its just copy pasta

>>60569201
>2023
Damn, got any fresher copium?

>>60569176
Imagine being less than a bot, but unironically

>>60569201
I wonder what he thought investors needed protection from

>>60569344
I feel at this point it is just a case of going through the motions and wearing down weaker autists.

>>60569686
I just find your constant use of chat gpt kind of funny. Call me old fashioned, but if you're here to shit post, shit post. If you need a bot to do it, write a script. If you're too much of a midwit to do either, then you are less than even a bot.

So, the transfer agent for BBBY was changed to Computershare. Very interesting...

>>60569702
Yeah they already told me my new shares are going to Computershare possibly in July.

Why would someone larp as a gme holder larping as a bbby investor

>>60569826
The mind boggles.

Can one of you DRS'd chuds call up Computershare? This faggy paki doesn't have a SSN

>>60569871
>the silence of the seethe
Are you being serious? Those assholes only shut up when news actually happens.

>>60569871
I just called Computershare, they told me they have my shares ready and waiting for the big reveal happening soon.

>>60570039
Me too, they told me I was retarded and canceled my account.

>>60567412
I am confused, did AMC get this same level of exasperation or did people just organically shrug it off and it just disappeared all on its own? A cringemine mod who is vehemently dismissive of the BBBY thesis is also getting one on ones with the head of the SEC? Curious.
Everywhere you look at BBBY you find these hints that point to something quite astounding being right around the corner. Best trade of my life is going to be BBBY. Not only will it be the greatest "i told you so" in the history of the UNIVERSE but being able to bag a massive win here and now with all of the free time in the world to giga slurp GME will put Towelchads in the top 1%. I think the desperation in the shilling against BBBY basically proves that it will squeeze FIRST. A very large hedge fund now belongs to the Towelchads and we know exactly where to take our tendies.
And I am not even being facetious here. Even if MOASS takes 3+ more years, Towelkings will be retired while they wait.

>>60570074
AMCnogs had the decency to stay away from the GME threads.

>>60570085
That’s literally not true at all you d word nigger. The shills and glowniggers would pretend that amc was better than gme all the time.

>>60570085
BBBY and GME are linked because the CEO is intimately involved in the CH11 who has expressed interest in acquring and spinning off Buy Buy Baby.
You are a silonigger and really don't like having to contend with the broader, more exciting thesis that is unfolding.
Nothing gets you howling like a hit dog than bringing up GME's intent to engage in M&A. As if RC hasn't already shown us exactly what he is planning to do.
But, man, do you howl, seethe, cope and dilate harder than anyone if anyone so much as looks at the silo wall.

Must be a hard job trying to hang around a place like this trying to control people's organic thoughts and opinions. The style guide compels them to respond too. The only thing even going on right now IS the ch11 BK.

>>60570115
Imagine having to contend with organic thoughts while being thoughtless yourself. What a pitiable existence.

>>60570105
>GME's intent to engage in M&A
Which is none on account of the insider that just bought shares. This is fine because we already won.

>>60570100
They stopped around 2022 didn't they?

BBBYQ was in the endgame 11 filings ago. This is just credits rolling in slow motion

Listen to them—the BBBY holders. What cope they screech!

How is GME going to merge with or acquire the BBBY shell if a GameStop insider just bought shares signalling that there can't be any M&A activity happening?

>>60570450
Because it’s not happening, even PP and Pulte abandoned the project grift

>We were safe the hold time
I never had any doubts.

Hey sal, you shitmouthed paki, throw up a new cope-post since insider buying negates half the shit youve been spewing.

>>60570619
Ryan Cohen controls the investment board, so the other insider/board members don't need to know what's he is doing.

>>60570775
okay sal you retard

Imagine missing out on generational wealth and fumbling this bad. Goldberg response to question about where the AST shares are.

>Pennies on the dollar

>>60570930
Listen to this.
https://x.com/sboho/status/1938673763047858432

>>60570942
Jake said he doesn't have any bonds towards the end. RIP

>>60570450
Why would a game pawn shop chain want to acquire a company that is going to get dissolved? They don't even have their brand anymore since they sold it to Overstock.
They can buy their assets tho, but again, what is a game pawn shop chain going to do with all those sinks, mattresses and towels? It doesn't make sense for Gamestop to be involved in any way with BBBY.

Good morning everyone its morning for.

>USAID concludes
>no shills anywhere...
>mfw blew the USAID budget on shitposting a bankrupt towel stock inbetween orders.

Reminder that Computershare will be giving out the new shares later this month.

>>60571433
Then why the fuck was Cohen trying to buy the company?

>>60571946
To former shareholders, right?

>>60572011
He wanted Buy Buy Baby, which he failed to get

>>60572011
He didn't try to buy the company, his company possessed 10% of the BBBY shares which were later sold for a profit.
They bought just to sell them later.

>>60572162
Didn’t he try to buy the company out right but the board declined his offer?

>>60572105
>>60572162
>>60572172
see:
>>60563907

>>60572105
That's a typical GME elitist retort. "He failed to get" it's such a myopic point of view, the same view that made you miss out on GME 2.0

First of all, if he did actually fail, good luck with Gme, if he truly left bbby shareholders with the bag, by giving shorts easy exits. he will do the same thing with GME shareholders just more stretched out. What makes you think anything different?

No, instead he got exactly what he wanted. His letter is playing out, board members settled big time 2.5 billion, buybuybaby is in the hands of the icahns, and there is a a fat stack of JPM cash waiting in the shell with a few Billions in NOLS, and documented naked short interest.

Like please for once shut the fuck up, and let the people with big balls cook. GME price will sky rocket and you will be a happy cat.

But your not a investor of dfv grade. Just a regular investor with the hopes of 1 million per share while you work 9-5. That's alright too. Just sit the fuck down and let the pros handle these hedge cucks.

I can't wait to get my new shares at the end of this month. Don't worry, I won't paperhands them. I'm going to sell some for at least 100x more. Of course I'll be buying more too.

I'm so glad GameStop is going to use its cash to help get me new shares. Thank you GameStop!

>>60572208
I appreciate your effort post, it will help explain for lookers on. But, understand that the (((people))) with which you quarrel are not investors of any sort. They are here to do one thing and one thing only.

>>60572645
>They are here to do one thing and one thing only.
What would that be?

>a new challenger appears
oh look, another fraud litigator

>>60572775
>get job
>its a BBBYQ job
>random sycophants are now downloading your profile
>you now get stalked for every little crptic thing to be turned into a BBBYQ = millions per share

Poor bastard.

>>60573263
I hope you enjoyed your lunch

>>60572748
What's the one thing?

>>60573263
>get job
>its a BBBYQ narrative control job
>random posters discussing the ongoing chapter 11 using too many basic factual statements, have to shit up the thread with nearly a third of all posts
>get laughed at for being an obvious shill who can't argue against any of the facts/data and must fling shit and distract by any means necessary.

Poor bastard.

>>60573284
>he doesn't know

>>60573301
I don't know, that's why I'm asking. Perhaps it's something only you know about. Perhaps it's something you made up.

>>60573292
How much money do you have in BBBY?

>>60573367
>have
had

>>60573367
110k€
1/12 asset

>>60573355
>being this much of a newfag unironically
welcome to the trenches. you're stuck in here with us.

>>60573292
>shit posting against BBBY?!?
>he must be paid…. It’s the only reason
Can you tell me where I apply to get get to do this? PLEASE, I’m always open to new lines of income

>>60573797
Shill

>60574028
>accuses his enemy of that which he is doing

>>60574189
Shill

>>60574252
At some point this will count as spam, and then the tranny jannies might actually do their job and force you to unplug your router.

>>60574742
>He's doing the one thing

>>60574742
>Defend me jannies! My safe space is being explored without consent!
Consent retraction? Woman behaviour.

>>60574984
I don't know what you're trying to project, but your attitude towards female consent is a gross indication of your indian heritage.

>>60575007
Not even mad, that was a pretty impressive response.

>>60575007
>caring about what women think
Not even women care about what women think

Good morning BBBYies, I hope you’re ready to get to work this mornings, look at that even brought your trillion dollar bath towel stock thread back to life for you.

Daily reminder to please support the bear trap movie!!!! Take DOWN wall street corruption with PP and crew

DONATE IF YOU CAN

WAGMI

Pretty crazy that we already know that we won.
https://x.com/sboho/status/1938673763047858432

>>60576285
You're doing the Lord's work anon. Are you the same anon that baked these threads for a full year out of spite?

>>60576285
Tyfys.

>>60576285
>>60577408
His vengeance and spite outweighed only by his adipose tissue deposits.

>>60573547
I hope your kidding because I would literally kill myself if that was true.

Why would we be bringing on another bankruptcy recovery specialist this late in the game? I guess there is plenty of money to go around.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1lqjmem/docket_dropped/
I said before, we already won. It's 100% proven FACT. >>60577042

>>60577799
>I said before, we already won. It's 100% proven FACT.
Agreed, I already got my fraud payment and Computershare emailed me saying the new shares are coming out this month.

I just jerked off with a towel i bought from BBBY 6 years ago. I wasn't able to cum because of the dry, painful friction and now my penis is red and raw.

>>60577891
>no hooker
Please consider donating to the bear trap movie with the money you saved.
WAGMI

Hey guys, should I sell my new Teddy shares for a billion dollars each? I hope that won't be paper handing.

Pulte called me up and told me that Teddy will be ready to go this month. I'm so excited.

>>60578457
>>60578480
Keep us posted

>>60578510
You just outed yourself as a shill. Any real shareholder would have gotten the email and since you didn't it means you are a shill. Nice try! Doug Cifu isn't going to be giving you a raise anytime soon!

>>60578457
You don't need to, use the fraud and frog payouts to buy GME.

Uh oh, getting shilly in here. I start mentioning Teddy and suddenly the shills are coming out of the woodwork. Come on Doug, you need to train your shills better than this.

>>60578587
you probably have absolutely trash bussy. A complete waste of having a twink build if you ask me
you should kys

>>60578593
Nice try, shill. I think I'll just go back to sitting on my couch instead. On account of me winning so much.

>>60578517
>Trying this hard
Kek shillies

>If I say "kek shillies" surely I will fit in
How pathetic. Hey Doug, tell your shills that googling 4chan slang isn't going to cut it.

Only someone truly mindbroken would engage this dword niggery.

Heh I made the shill so upset he used a slur. Sorry shill, nothing you say will get me to sell my Teddy shares for less than 1 billion dollars each.

Remember to clock in for work tomorrow, shillies.

I don’t even get what his strategy is here.

I don't think Doug's shills are going to cut it anymore. He'll probably ask Kenny's shills for backup. Throw as many shills at me as you can, I'm not going to sell my Teddy shares for cheap.

>>60578908
Ken's shills aren't very good either

These cartoons are all 100% real. They actually happened in real life

They basically explain the entire saga up until this point with stunning 100% accuracy.

Why did they stop bumping the thread?

>>60579669
We already won, we don't need this thread anymore

>>60579841
kek dougies

>>60579669
I genuinely think the Jake2SNEED presentation has them shaken up. Tactically, they are trying to sneedpost and demoralize, but in the last month we've all heard Paplia basically say the cancellation status of our shares is meaningless if the circumstances change. They really don't know what else to say now because if you match their shilling with a link to Jake2SNEED it reveals they have no rebuttal. I think we are getting the silent treatment. Cifu is probably creampieing Hedge-cumdumpster's cornhole and once he is done he will give her some new talking points to distribute to the silly shillies.

>>60579849
Me too. The new Teddy shares are coming this month and the short sellers are going to have to start buying them. I think I might even sit on my couch right now.

>>60579881
RC is utilizing the fullest extent of the bankruptcy court to maximize shareholder value.
>muh teddy
>this munth
If you notice, the shills want to harp on things that actually don't matter. They love to point out a dropping price of GME but they will never admit how odd it is that the price will run to $80 for "no reason" in the premarket. They will also focus on:
>muh shares
when that fact could not be any more irrelevant. Given the nature of M&A being secretive, and all of the numerous redacted documents and the proven fraud settlements, and the BK judge Papalia stating in his own words cancelled shares don't matter. And Jakes2SNEEDs presentation how shareholder interests are ACTIVELY being discussed RIGHT NOW is also just unaddressed.
It all just adds up, folks. The shills are liars. All you have to do is be patient and sit back on your throne, king. We literally WON. Sure, there could be months of this dragging out, but none of it matters at this point.

>we won
I'm not denying ryan is interested in bbby but what makes you think he will reward shareholders when all he needs are the creditors? Majority of you dont own a single bond and that includes jake

>>60580159
And the goalposts move again. Soon you'll be telling us to settle for tens of dollars per share.

>>60568205
some women have a voice 20 times hotter than they actually are
many MMO guilds have fallen because of this

>>60579841
>we don't need this thread anymore

As a $GME premium holder, I have rights, and my rights to bully BBBY enjoyers will be honoured by the manifesto or so help me I will use harsh language against PP's cartoonish caricture style.

>>60579849
>but in the last month we've all heard Paplia basically say the cancellation status of our shares is meaningless if the circumstances change.

>>60580088
>and the BK judge Papalia stating in his own words cancelled shares don't matter.

What is the source for the judge saying this explicitly, I understand that legally people can still get cash+equity for old BBBYQ shares but that would be cool to hear/read him say that.

Also how can PlatinumSparkles get a one-on-one video call with the head of the SEC (Gary Gensler) and be a superstonk mod all while fighting against pure fully book DRS (which if your not allows the DTCC to use your shares as locates) AND still fighting against "scitzo towel heads" still to this day over 2.5 years later......... Fuckn inexplicable isn't it?

>>60580756
I am going to entertain you dummys.
>get fraud payout
>it's 5c a share
>niggers rejoice
>cost the short hedgefunds a billion dollaroonies
YOU WIN
>40,000 shares at 5c fraud payout
>$2000
>$13 a week?
Congratulations, I hope it was worth it.

>>60580758
so let me get this straight, you want to laugh at "BBBYQ copers" by asserting that if we get a payout it will be a small one? There really is nothing left for shills to fight against at this point, fraud allegations have been proven, more fraud litigators are showing up, cash + equity will absolutely wreck market markers / hedge funds ONLY IF they naked shorted the fuck out of the company, but why would they do that ?

>>60581120
Remember when shills were literally larp bragging about shorting the company into the ground? Remember Phil the shil and his fake screenshots? Now they're not even allowed to talk about it, but I member.

>>60580756
>What is the source for the judge saying this explicitly
This thread has the link to some X account that might have the video. Looks like it happened 17 days ago https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1leu7mb/cancellation_isnt_the_end_its_the_reset_and_the/

>>60580758
We caught JPM intimately involved in advising the board to stay away from a buyout and turnaround to defend the short sellers. There will be more than enough tendies to go around for everyone.
Aren't you excited to see a takedown of shortsellers in the court room? What if MOASS starts thanks to cunning trade acumen of the Towelchads.

>>60581266
The thing is: MOASS is schizo cope

>>60581266
I can't wait for JPM to buy my Teddy shares off of me for 1 billion dollars per share. Good thing they were caught red handed years ago!

>>60581319
>>60581325
>Seethe
The nonstop engagement is the most bullish part of BBBY. I'd be worried if you silly shillies ever left.

>Doing the one thing again
Notice how agitated he gets when I bring up Teddy. It's clear the shill wants to get people to paper hand the new shares as soon as possible.

The shills having to work on the 4th of July can only mean that Doug has to outsource his shills from a third world country. Makes perfect sense. You can't trick me, I've read all the DD so I have quite a few wrinkles.

>>60581120
>>60581266
Let’s get something straight my retarded Reddit schlomos… you are doing this for social justice? Do you know why I am in GameStop? Money, Green Green money baby, stuff that builds empires, buys power. Bitches, premium life, and you you bunch of BBBYQies are doing what exactly? Social justice warriors? Bunch of fucking women… god damn… lost so fucking hard you have to cope with being the good girls?

What the fuck is this thread?

>>60582022
B.A
>Bankruptcy Anonymous

>>60582022
Paid shills trying to obfuscate the BIGGEST transfer of wealth in the ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. We already won so fucking big, nobody has a clue yet. That's why Doug Cifu is paying his shills to come here and make sure nobody else knows about this so they aren't able to buy Teddy shares for cheap. They can't fool me.

>>60582012
>interesting spin
The shills have decided to sow confusion. Makes sense given that Jake2B has just proven Towelchads have won.
https://x.com/sboho/status/1938673763047858432
>social justice
This is not about social justice. It is the basis for the fraud allegations that is engine clawing back billions of dollars. The leaked email proves criminal wrongdoing and settlement will be how they can prevent discovery. Given that the shares have disappeared, and Holly Etlin has stated BBBY was a $5BN company if not sabotaged, we can extrapolate that the lawsuits are going to based off of healthy, perpetual business. The equity amount stolen as well as the perpetual net income of the non-sabotaged company will be the calculation used to prove the damage done to shareholders. This amount is far in excess of the money needed pay off all of class 6 as well as leave a warchest leftover to retain shareholder interests.

>>60582057
Agreed, I already knew we won for certain when Jake sat on his couch. Teddy shares are coming soon.

There has been no rebuttal to Jake2SNEED's thesis. Shills are simply treading water hiding behind irony.
They don't want to engage with it, obviously. Best to just continue to bring it up. kek
>Towelchads 100% proof of victory
https://x.com/sboho/status/1938673763047858432

>>60582098
Jake is 100% correct. We won. You are 100% correct. Shills have no answer. The fraud payout has already been sent out and the brand new Teddy shares will follow some time this month.

>>60582111
Checked

So, how much is the fraud payout kings? I can’t seem to find the number

>>60582236
We are waiting on the hundreds of fraud lawsuits to settle. We won't have any disclosure until they are finished.

>>60582244
How many have settled? What number are you on so far?

>>60582282
Six million

>>60582324
That’s unrealistic for 3 years of court battles

I have no horse in this race either way but gamestop is being very boring lately. You guys have anything neat potentially happening anytime soon on your end?

>>60582769
Computershare told me that the new shares come out this month.

>>60582769
Sometime between now and the end of time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLM8QHa23Nw

>>60582658
What if there were multiple plans/administrators?

>>60584052
>that will our downfall

>>60584050
>>60584052
Remember when Larry Cheng went on the PP show? I knew we won in that moment.

>>60584185
for me? I knew we won when posters like:
>kaSfikT2
>Ge6XvENh
take up roughly a third of threads and hype fatigue/demoralize/post oddly informed but slightly incorrect 'rebuttals' to well established court happenings and the activities surrounding RC over the last 5 years. Posters like you must keep an omnipresent opposition because unopposed ideas can be very dangerous in spreading massively if they make sense and nobody comes out to refute them. So you and others are here to refute, even if on shaky grounds, simply so when passerbys see contested information, they don't immediately start to absorb the uncontested information. These theories of how people process information were heavily studied in the 20th century and are unfortunately quite effective. But no matter how effective the shilling campaigns here, and on reddit and twitter were throughout this saga, it doesn't change the fact that we look primed for cash + new equity and the actions of dog seafood seem to indicate his world is crashing down before him because he would have the resources to be able to know what is happening if us plebs can glean this much from the outside.

>>60582769
the bankruptcy happened 3 YEARS AGO, why would anyone get anything out of it anymore?

at this point I think these threads are just continuing out of inertia? Like they have been around so long that people make them out of habit rather than any hope of getting anything.

>>60584196
Surely they do it for free.

>>60584196
You won because I find you people insufferable? This is sound and stable logic, because no one could see how your annoyance would trigger weaponised autism. I guess I best change my ID and stop insulting your intelligence, I guess I best use all the money I made stripping $BBBY out and get Mercedes to lick melted Hersey syrup from my asshole to make me feel better on my private jumbo jet to my Hawaii mansion now.

>>60584294
Thank you for proving my point.

>60584284
they can't help but reveal themselves

>>60581350
>years later, the toast gif faggot continued posting the faggy toast gif, along with vague cope. He had still not received a penny ($0.01) return on his “investment” in the poorly run, long defunct cheap chink crap retailer

lol. lmao.
You will still be doing this in 2027.

>>60584374
Why would I stop until the CH11 is resolved?

>>60584375
Chapter 11 is resolved though....

How much fraud payout are you getting from the 7 million dollar settlement? Any takers?

>>60584408
That's our silly shillies!
https://x.com/sboho/status/1938673763047858432

>>60584420
Screenshot it for me if you want me to read it.

His autism is so strong he now spends more time engaging with towel heads than posting in the gme thread. Thank him for his service.

>>60584425
Go give it a listen.
>you won't
Kek shillies. I will save you the time, Towelchads won. 100% PROVEN FACT.

The shills are back on a Saturday, which means something big is about to happen. I bet the Teddy shares are coming out soon.

>>60584437
Weird way of saying GameStop Spartans won.

>>60584444
ch...checked

>>60584450
>Gamestop Spartans
Just like in your hecking movie. You're practically the avengers. (You have to go back.)

Anyone got that meme of the two people arguing about the BBB?
>this will destroy the country and economy
>no it won't it will make us stronger
>did you read it?
>no, did you read it?

>>60584466
We are in the endgame™ is more of a BBBY thing.

Couch Status?® is more my game.

>>60584498
>Saturday Seethie Weethies
Wagmi

>>60584514
10 Billy in cash, you damn right GME gonna WAGMI, BBBYies... doesn't look so good.

>>60584518
GME probably won't make any moves until RCs involvement in CH11 is wrapped up. I have lots of GME and would love nothing more than MOASS to rip. But the next big thing we are waiting for is BBBY. It's just how it is.

>>60584525
All returns to GameStop, BBBYQ was an unnecessary divergent for the GameStop saga, the BBBYQ DLC was full of multiple faggot characters.

>>60584536
Don't you want your CEO to land a win against short sellers? If they have to pay money to Towelchads that could dwindle their margin collateral backstopping GME shorts. Aren't you excited for a win?

>>60584498
Fuckin kek, you got me with that one. Tiptop bantz sir.

>>60584544
>I invested into BBBYQ to protest the system
We are not the same.
I invested into GME for money.

>>60584562
>Dodges the question.
Oh, so you don't want the shortsellers to lose their collateral backstopping the GME short position. Interesting. I thought you wanted money, wouldn't this be the quickest way to force shorts to close to take their money in a BBBY lawsuit?
>kek shillies

Jake sat on his couch. That's all the confirmation I needed.

>>60584573
Because it's not worth a lot of effort to answer, towel shop was not worth trillions, it was worth, what a billion? 2 billion at most?

>10 FUCKING BILLION WARCHEST
The BBBYQ arguement was lost a long time ago. There is no value in it, there isn't anything left of the estate to liquidate, there isnt some secret 100 trilly warchest waiting to be unlocked.

>>60584585
>https://x.com/sboho/status/1938673763047858432
Just refute it bro. It obviously bothers you ALOT that Towelkings won. Not sure why this upset you as a GME holder? What if I pinky-swear to put all of my tendies in to GME? Will that make you feel better? Hmm? Turn that frown upside down Mr. Grumpy Wumpy

>>60584585
Tbf there wasn’t anything in gme or bbby if not for the the fraud and overshorting. Which might explain why Ryan was interested in both but you knew that.

Sure got quiet.

>>60584599
You are going to put $4.50 into GameStop? WOW AMAZEBALLS

>>60584676
You mean Ryan Cohen was interested in taking a manipulated brand and adding to his collection? However once lost and entered bankruptcy gave up interests and left it? I agree

>>60584889
I’m sure the people who got in his way won’t face retribution.

>>60584893
Why would he care? It was 3 years ago he has something far mor valuable now

I hope you retards picked up a few bonds. Would be a shame if you stuck around for years and watched only bond chads get equity.

>>60584936
Why would they buy bonds? They were slurping thousands of shares for pennies? Honk honk

>>60585014
Where?

We won.

You're so close to triple digits

>>60584599
How long are you willing to wait for something to happen? Will you still be posting this shit next year when you still haven't got anything from this? It's been almost 2 years since cancelation. It's clearly not going to happen, despite what that schizo JakeGPT says.

>>60585284
Whether he waits by posting here or not he’ll have to wait anyway. What difference does it make?

>>60585284
Why are you so incensed at me posting about BBBY when it has been proven that fraud settlements are ongoing and shareholder interests are going to be sustained. It could take 5 more years and it really wouldn't change anything until the CH11 BK is resolved. As you clearly do not care to listen to the podcast, it has be proven for 100% FACT that we won. The real question is why are you such a seethy weethy? Why are you DESPERATE for this to all go away? Nervous about something?
https://x.com/sboho/status/1938673763047858432

>>60585311
I did listen to that podcast, he doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about. Your interests have been wiped. You are getting nothing.

>>60585342
>I did listen to that podcast
Kek. Why.
Why in the world would anyone not hoping to get rich off towels do this?

>>60585342
>>60585374
He didn't listen to it and he is the one who doesn't know what he is talking about. He is, very very silly.

>>60585083
>Faggots tweeting as a call to arms
Bring me your weak faggotry retards, I will swallow them whole. It's the only whole they are getting.

>>60585311
>5 more years
Jus... Just buy $GME instead I do not know why you retards had to do this scenic route.

>>60585491
I don’t know why Ryan also felt the need to go see the world’s biggest ball of yarn either.

>>60585406
Our sissyshillies have always been the silliest, except for when they are seethy and weethy.

>>60585491
>PlurLeur
I feel this ID is trying to tell us something.
>>60585646
Darn ol' chap. With a careful eye you can spot them desperately trying to fit in as GME shareholders to give them cover while they scream and wail and howl like a hit dog.
>>60585491
Well, you see. Citadel as a market maker is one hell of a powerhouse of a financial entity. Catching short sellers such as Virtu might be the first domino we need to fall to get these illegal naked short sellers to close.

>>60585670
What does having a short squeeze occur have to do with catching short sellers, DFV didn’t do this pre-21, women tier cope
>we need to bring the bad guys to justice first!

No, first you get them to have the meltdown THEN you catch them.

Bitch

>>60585718
I'm not even sure what you are whining about anymore. Towelchads won and that is what GME Maxis are also waiting for.
Moona Soona!

saars I just boughted 100k shares of bet badh and beyond are we will make it?

>>60585734
You you don’t understand why I like fucking with you that’s on you bro, bring lube

>>60585918
Towelchads WON
https://x.com/sboho/status/1938673763047858432

>>60586443
Nope, they win when they get anything for their canceled shares. This will never happen.

>>60586443
>I use a bidet
>I wipe my arse with a TOWEL
>wash and repeat

>>60586763
Nah, the BEST result, would be a fraction of a penny return for every 100 shares or something just for shits and giggles, that would be my ideal resolution, imagine the meltdown.

>WE WON!
what did you win?
>W-WE WON!!!!!
yeah what did you win?
>CASH MONEH!
how much? did you make your investment back?
>CASSSSSSSSSSSH MONEY!!!!!!

It would be like that retard on podium acting like he won gold but it was bronze.

Pitiful losers kneel before $GME and beg forgiveness

I see our resident sissyshilly woke up nice and early this Sunday. What keeps you up?

>>60587405
Literally transsexuals.

>>60587405
There sure is a lot of things going on around this stock. How exciting.

>>60587439
lol

>>60587421
They've been having nightmares since they listened to the Jake2SNEED audio.

>>60587421
I had more shares than you when the stock was cancelled and delisted by the way. Just because im not a furry like you do not mean I am not a better man than you

>>60587457
Yes, I am sure you truly did. Just as sure as you are that you are a better man (your confidence betrays you.)

>>60587468
I am a better man than you

>>60587469
Not bad. I'll give you credit for at least not asking chatgpt how to craft a confident response.

>>60587517
You pretend to be a dog on X and have kept up the larp for 4 years now
I am a better man than you

>>60587522
My apologies, I did not realize that I was speaking to apophenia anon. We always appreciate the work you do here. You're one of the OGs.

>>60587405
Holy fuck we won again.

>>60587771
Does this screencap give you paws? I, for one, think he is barking up the right tree. What he found was an absolute treat!

I still legitimately don't understand why anyone would keep up with this non stock if they weren’t somehow financially incentivized. Take that how you will. The towel head schizos following every detail makes sense because they’re filled with cope and need their schizophrenic delusions to play out but the neo downies that follow makes absolutely no sense to me at all.

>>60587818
you have no proof that someone does or doesn't "hold" bed bath...you just lump everything you do and don't like into categories like a woman - especially when you can't defend a talking point.

If I were a shill I would behave like the pp seeds faggot on X, who has a sordid background, who you guys worship and who you give so many second chances - Not a troll in a random forum thread. Hows pp coin going btw? Fingers crossed for an "art" burn soon

Bros I am so fucking excited to receive my brand new ultra shorted shares this month. We are on the verge of being so fucking rich the very course of human history will drastically be changed.

>>60587835
You didn’t engage with the core premise of the post at all and resorted to ad hominem.

I'm going to sit on my couch right now to celebrate that all bed bath and beyond shareholders have won so fucking bigly the world will forever be changed.

>>60587847
stop spinning up new IDs and talk to me on your original ID like an adult. Ad hominen does not apply to outside parties - unless you are saying you are Alex?
Also, "why do you care" after ignoring the premise of my original posts does not count as an argument

>you just lump everything you do and don't like into categories like a woman
It’s Sunday. He could go outside and touch grass but instead he chooses to argue with retards.

>>60587865
His time is worth very little, hence his pay rate. Just ask him.

>>60587865
I can't go outside. I am the oncall solutions architect for some pretty big accounts sun-thurs. I have to be ready for broken indian code and to be yelled at by indians who cant code at a moments notice

>MUH SHILL
>MUH PAID POSTERS
>MUH OVER THE TARGET

Hey Doug Cifu, surely you can do better than this heh. Your shills just aren't up to par these days heh heh. You can't trick us. We're all too wrinkled for your schemes heh heh heh.

>SHOW US YOUR POSITION, FORESKIN AND ASSHOLE PRINT OR YOU CAN'T POST HERE

bunch of fucking retards

heh nice try Doug. I WILL sell my Teddy shares for billions of dollars each. Get ready to pay up.

>>60587890
If you do not stop I am going to hire indians to argue with you on 4chan - No I am not going to lobby congress or anything that would actually help me - I am going to hire indians and you will be sorry.

>>60587899
So in this roleplay are you supposed to be seafood arguing with us himself, since he's so broke over bbby settlements that he can no longer afford to both hire indians and lobby?

I think Doug Cifu believes in Teddy as well. So does Hedgie-cum-dumpster

>>60587927
Sure man.. mark me down for whatever answer helps you create more collages and "comics"

>>60587890
There will never be any teddy shares, and even if it did happen, teddy would get naked shorted and short ladder attacked into nothing.