canada edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60559384

Gay thread. Buy Bitcoin.

>>60563102
I'm buying $TMF and Ethereum, nerd

Buy SBSW

>>60563117
Why?

>>60563119
>Why?
he has OCD and compulsively posts the same shit over and over. He can't actually do a meaningful analysis and post the results. He escaped his /cmmg/ containment board

>>60563145
It's true.

Fucking pathetic leafs cucked out again. Oh my fucking god GIVING IN TO BULLIES JUST MAKES THEM BOLDER YOU DUMB FUCKS!

>>60563175
>Fucking pathetic leafs cucked out again. Oh my fucking god GIVING IN TO BULLIES JUST MAKES THEM BOLDER YOU DUMB FUCKS!
Good
The canadians will either cuck, and give us what we want, or they will grow a backbone and stand up for themselves
I have to say I'd be a little proud of them, if they did. Like watching your little brother learn how to fight.

>futures
and good night /smg/

>>60563098 (OP)
I want to fuck that thing.

>>60563162
>It's true.
post away, I will not bother you any more.

>>60563175
Literally no one can stand against the United States
They'll posture for their domestic audience but quietly they always cuck to America, including all of America's geopolitical enemies

>>60563098 (OP)
That's not how it works.
She has to be an Iberian swordsman.

>>60563102
Stock Options and Shitcoins are the best way to gamble these days
Anyone buying Bitcoin now has missed the boat.

Is there fucking anything that hasn't already gone up 80% since April? Fuck me.

galtGAWDS today is the end of Q2...

>>60563145
>meaningful analysis
You will get better results just buying off vibes. Not even joking. Value investing has its time and place and it ain't current year.

>>60563345
If you go read valecuck communities they´re nearly despondent.

You only need HOOD to make it

>>60563363
Don't employ sensible strategies when the reality around you isn't sensible.

Are calls and spreads the best way to make it?

Why would you only hold stocks?
Why wouldn't I buy a bunch of year long LEAPS on tech companies?

what i'd like to see them do is start bull dozing dying east coast cities and suburbs and start building new cities and suburbs. instead of row homes, do rebranded trailer parks. i suggest starting with baltimore. peoples homes being bulldozed can be relocated to either south carolina or north carolina.

Based or cringe?
Be honest.

INMBchads..

>>60563440
>being against the insane US economy
Very risky.

>>60563440
Based

I’m trying to understand theta delta and all, because i really wanna buy year end puts on Carvana as well as some XRT puts a few months out

>futures
How does it feel bobos? Come open, all your puts and shorts are completely fucked and you'll be back to your mcjobs.

That's what you fucking getting for not believing stocks only go up

>futes

CRCL is done innit

>>60563560
Buying a put is literally NEVER worth it. Even if your stock goes down, just hold it until It goes up, or sell covered calls.

Actually scratch that, puts are awesome, keep buying them from me.

>>60563601
Bobos are retarded, don't even try and explain why puts are bad. Watching them squirm as result from their ignorance is a much more productive way to spend your time

Our time has come

Okay boys, who bought the Circle picotop?

>>60563612
Dumb bobo can't read and hasn't seen futures

give me another novo nordisk bull run and I retire for the year and put everything into bonds

Qmco earnings play : y/n?

>soxl up half a point pre market
>futures green

I've posted in nearly every thread for a fucking month telling you niggers to buy but you were too busy dicking around with hims and nvda to make real money

>>60563649
>expected loss

Yeah anon buy some calls rn

>>60563653
Makes sense. What about RKLB?

>>60563392
yeah you do that when market bottoms not at the top

>>60563392
Options are leveraged and affected by time decay.

If you buy stocks you can sit on them forever.

vix is looking dangerous. popped up violently to the highs, could easily gap up again during the session

>>60563701
that is a misconception. stock price is not guaranteed to go up or recover. although yes theta is something that you have to contend with. but options are used for trading short/mid term, shares will always be better for long term holding although leaps are excellent for leveraging a fat chunk of recovery if you can shag a bottom

>>60563650
I did buy, just in yen and chf instead of usd

>>60563675
Not a bad idea. Market is bullish right now and they seem to be doing good. Buy on open and put a stop loss in place since I'm sure it's naturally going to go up with how open looks. At worse you lose a little bit

>>60563713
Bobo detected, opinion discarded, reported to jannies.

Opinions on Coreweave?

EIA EIA ALALÁ
EIA EIA ALALÁ
EIA EIA ALALÁ

>>60563363
>VALE
Chart doesn't look half bad actually. Couple more months of desperation but then it may become real banger

>>60563706
It's over Bobo, we at ath

Go hibernate for 7 years

SOXLSISTAS!!!
what is our target SISTAS??

>GALT
>premarket

GALTsisters we are so back

>>60563833
>>Volume: 71
lol, lmao even

Why are anons chasing shitcaps like GALT instead of yoloing into SOXL or TQQQ like normal degens?
>pic unrelated

Circlebros I dont feel so good...

>gives in to orange taco's nagging
Is he really this cucked?

>>60563924
Some folks go to the horse races and bet on the one with a missing eye & three hooves. It's kind of based?

>>60563924
Got me the best Jew

Who else is investing in the company that sells generic mental health meds to introverts over the computer? Its genius porn causes erectile dysfunction so people can get it in 10 minutes at 2 am while most people would forget or get embarrased before its time to ask the doctor https://www.cbsnews.com/news/novo-nordisk-hims-hers-wegovy-weight-loss-drugs/ Novo nordisk is Danish company threatening to sue American company(lol) for them selling generic wegovy claiming its unsafe with articles like "HIMs and hers continues to sell cheap wegovy" meanwhile the Fda allows it and per usual its a scare piece where youre supposed to buy the rumor(that its fake) and sell the news(that its overblown). It had the perfect cup and handle chart formation

>>60563962
It's not just taco, there was some meeting with both r's and d's bullying him

>>60563345
>>60563363
This. We live in perpetual debt system now. Line only goes up with occasional fear dips. So find the next blue chip, jew controlled meme or established behemoth and BUY

>>60564005
Wrong image but shows that I am American Institutional investor scrapping to buy more shares of $HIMS instead of being some pajeet shilling. $HIMZ is the easiest 2x this year

>>60563962
just about everyone is mad at him right now, not just pmurt

>>60563829
60

What exactly is there to be bullish about right now? Valuations were badly stretched even before the tariff fiasco.

>>60564024
valuations have been stretched for 10 years

Good morning benchods.

>>60564036
Sir, bloody good morning bloody

Lmao you just know we're going to dump on open then pump in the afternoon to unseen ATH.

Also Mooglie Chads stay winning

Hope there's still a few niGRRRs out there still holding on since I started publicly cheerleading them, we're going to rocket to 60 hold on to your asses.

>>60564026
Not by this much.

>>60564036
Hello. How are you.

>>60563833
>>60563895
my bussy is lubed and ready for entry

RAISE THE RATES JEROME

>>60564047
Homes are undervalued relative to money supply and kept low due to constant construction.

Celsius

>futures

>pasts

>>60564080
I’m going to buy 200 shares of CELH at market price

I give up. I'm gonna go find a sugar mom instead. Fuck investing

>>60564053
Good morning sar please do the needful dump so I can buy calls thank you

>>60564100

How could you possibly be losing in this clown market anon? Why aren't you honking green like the rest of us? HONK!

>>60564116
I think he bought oil boss.

Green premarket hold until lunch slump????????????

>>60564133

I think those dubs sealed it, see you gays at Burger lunchtime.

I'm on vacation, can you guys ensure the market crabs for the rest of week?

>>60564146
He left? Pomp it.

>>60564146
shouldn't the crab be the one who is flat

>>60563175
What happened?

Also 50/50 VDY/XEI Leaf portfolio reporting in

>>60564036
>>60564053
>>60564111
gm

>>60563971
Oh, I understand now when you lay it down like this. I constantly keep forgetting lots of anons are engaging in trading without actually wanting to make money.

it takes a special sort of mental illness to day trade in 2025 (or any time post covid when it became clear the fed would artificially pump the market in perpetuity) based on your arbitrary interpretation of charts

I see I now only need to wait 2 mins to post. Quite an improvement.
My fear of loss and my resulting overly conservative portfolio, which I've maintained for practically a decade, have crippled me severely. I had a huge head start and I squandered it, and now my peers are catching up to me. I hate myself for this. My life could have been so much better, so much easier, so much happier.

>>60564174
You need testosterone.

>>60563924
could have been way worse

So what does the market have in store for us on for the final day of pride month boss?

>>60564178
I think you are right.
I've tried some weak natural ways to increase it but they've been ineffective.
My understanding is that direct supplementation causes testical shrinkage and/or reduces the body to make its own. I don't want to become dependent on exogenous T.
Sigh.

>>60564174
my net worth is over a million USD and I still want to blow my brains out most of the time

>>60564185
If your body is still recoverable you can start by removing as many processed foods, fortified foods with so called vitamins and start exercising a lot. And start reading actively.

>>60564009
Tell me why anon would bother with HIMS when Amazon Pharmacy exists

>>60564193
Normies. I'm not joking or being sparky. Normies.

Are we definitely going up today or will there be significant profit taking?

>>60564198
Snarky*

she's still pumping, somehow

>>60564187
Exercise combined with third world degeneracy are effective in mitigating this issue

>>60564201
Up till lunch break then profits taken. Its the end of the month on a monday. Dont screenshot this.

>>60564187
think of how many gfs you could buy if you converted that to runescape gold

>>60564185
are you a fat fuck by any chance?

>>60564205
i live in the US so I have the 3rd world degeneracy locked down. Its fucking hot out so my exercise is limited to swimming right now.

>>60564190
I actually eat quite well, and exercise, and read. I've done the "easy" fixes, but something about my essence is broken, it feels like. Any other man with my diet and lifestyle would be totally healthy. I'm just venting - on days like today, where everyone else is feeling good and making money but I will make a measley return, that's when my sense of loss, of want, is most acute.

>>60564211
5'11", 180 lbs. It's been creeping up the past year though.

>>60564217
Stop being a hipster and buy soxl. Also do more cardio. Strong heart=better boners.

why is everything flat or slightly red

>>60564217
How big is your portfolio and what are your largest holdings? There's nothing wrong with being 100% VOO, its a lot smarter than daytrading or options. Most people don't even have a brokerage account apart from their work retirement

>>60564174
What are you talking about? The S&P500 has been absolutely crushing it this past decade and even if you went even more risk-averse with an all-world ETF, you'd still have doubled your initial investment in that decade. Certainly not as much as you could be up had you picked some big winners over the past years, but I don't see how a conservative portfolio would have left you financially crippled and worse off than if you hadn't invested at all.

The more shares of CELH you hold, the wealthier you will be

MOOGLIES WEEESSSA GOING DOWWWWN

>>60564232
>>60564239
A conservative portfolio for me isn't 100% VOO. I'd have been extremely happy with that. It's included VOO but also stupid things like VTV and VCMDX and FXF and gold ETFs and some bonds when I'm feeling extra dumb and CDs and straight cash (money market). It's so stupid. If I could just bring myself to buy VOO I'd have been all set.
Whatever. Sorry to bother you all. I'll stop shitting up the thread now and get back to work.
Don't be like me - take risk.

>>60564214
You are full of bullshit. I'm in Korea right now living off my savings, been traveling asia for years now. Been hovering around 1 mil USD all this time.

it's over

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

What the helly?!

SOXL WTFWT

>>60564258
Based

hebraic magicks affected my portfolio at open

holy shit that SOXL candle

Guess they started the Thursday Freedom Dump a few days early

>>60564249
Then restructure your porfolio if you're not happy with your risk exposure. Why are you so defeatist about it? I mean, now isn't exactly the best time to be buying, but there'll always be new opportunities along the way.

I bought some of those SPY put options at the open. This market is over heated boss.

>>60564254
wife and 4 kids, that lifestyle isn't possible for me. Enjoy your travels, I did a lot of it when I was young and it was great.

apparent winner?

>>60564278
its been overheated for years
thanks for your donation to the hedgies

>>60564276
Yep

>>60564279
just leave the wife with the kids and start an alternative lifestyle with a same sex partner. you can do what ever you want in America boss

>Captia PAG4N

haha dax back to regularly scheduled freefalling while us keeps breaking new records

Renewables falling off a cliff...

>>60564277
>now isn't exactly the best time to be buying
How I've felt for years - that's the problem. It always feels like a bad time to buy for me. And even if I did catch a nice ride up, I'd be terribly tempted to sell, because surely it'll go back down. I wouldn't be able to be in a risk-on position for any significant period of time.

>>60564279
Why you feeling suicidal when you have a family? Wife killing you?

>>60564311
did he talk about the beautiful clean coal again?

fucking hell, one good night of sleep does wonders to the mind.

>>60564315
He obviously has latent homosexual tendencies and would be best off just transferring all of his liquid assets into crypto, then giving the wallet to his new same sex partner so they can run away together and enjoy the rest of pride month together boss.

>>60564317
No, he talked about the big beautiful coal.

>>60564315
Nah, just never wanted to be here (i.e. alive) in the first place

sell

semis havent pumped for 5min its over

Don't you hate when an eBay seller accepts your first offer immediately? I should've Jewed him down a little more.

Why do we have so many anons feeling sorry for themselves in this thread

>Sell off from calls held over the weekend

Sorry this market is going up

PLTR BTO 140C 9/19 letsgooooo

>>60564352
all the dump pressure will be on dax again

You faggots buying SMCI?

SOFIChads WW@?

i hope soxltrannies learned that nvda is always the superior choice simply because gaymd is a soxl component

>SOFI
we are eating good, boys. my actual buy in was $10 I just sold and bought back in a while ago being dumb.
They probably go back to $10 if the fed does lower the rates though lmao so set stop losses :^)

>>60564370
i got burned on that whore hard when my CCs were called away below cost basis

>>60563098 (OP)
Is $AWT american tower good? they are expanding fiber optic internet(generally idk about them) wouldn't they be a good stock what do you think?

>>60564387
That's what you get for overcomplicating with options. Playing 4d chess against yourself. When did it happen? Care to enter again now?

>>60564193
Because Amazon is on the brink of getting anti trusted and HIMS does a bunch of advertising and word of mouth do you really see leftist porn addicts getting it from amazon they would hate it because of rejecting the amazon smart pod dick pill meme alone

>>60564398
i sold CSPs at 39, then tariffs had it dump like crazy, sold CCs at 35, then it rocketed to 45 and i had to sell them, never again fuck SMCI

I TOLD yall niggas to buy BBAI

>Mom links me to an investing for beginners webinar
>It's just a youtube live
>Pretty much talks about what I already know, but points out some dirt cheap stocks and ETFs
>"Okay, wanna take your investing to the next level? Buy our app and 45 day boot camp for $499!"
>lolno
>Mom texts me saying she bought it
Did my mom get snake oil'd?

>>60564423
oh she got scammed alright.
if your mom is that dumb it's up to YOU to stop her from wasting money.

>>60564416
I'll try to remember to buy in before the next pump n' dump

Feel like I underinvested in JOBY. Could have bought a house by now

i sold some more naked calls to pay for fireworks. please stop rallying.

are we recoovering?

>>60564423
Yeah. All you need to do is buy some VOO or VTI regularly and you will outperform most day traders.

>>60564387
i couldve saved her but she chose her fate

I bought 6 pltr shares.

>>60564381
Oh no I am down 0.38% the decay is killing my gains. See you in the bread lines soxl sisters

did the senate finish their vote-a-rama for the one big beautiful bill boss

AI dashcam guy finally made it. I feel like a proud father

>>60564434
don't forget KULR while you're at it

>>60564423
My mom used to do shit like that to me. Then I convinced her to let me take the reins re: choosing the investments in her tiny 403b from her teaching job.

Took it out of some bullshit “moderate” fund with a 1.3% expense and put it into a “new technology” fund that is like 80% semiconductor stonks and only has a 0.4% expense. Her account went up 4x in 6 years, now she only listens to me for investment advice. You’re welcome mom.

feels good man

>>60564452
thats what i told him. small/mid caps rally is only starting. he's got a good chance of making it unironically

>>60564446
>buying at the top

>>60564452
how much did he buy in total?

What instrument are you Shorting the BBB with?

>>60564423
>lets his mom take the lead regarding finances and investment
Anon..

>>60564443
she's doing fine, seems like she's completely reinvented herself and hangs out with high class art faggots and even has a nice guy fiance, sure is nice to have a trust fund

>>60564468
She actually works for the feds, so she actually does have a lot of money.

>>60564467
If I were a betting man, I would place my chips on this thing not getting the votes to pass, then the uniparty will step in and vote on a continuing resolution to kick the can a little further boss.

>>60564467
>inflationary policy
>shorting

This is why retards who bring politics into finance should be permabanned. Grow an IQ, retard.

I entered what is shaping to be the best trade for me this year drunk. Should I drink more?

>>60564473
How does having high wage from gov job qualifies someone to be good at investing?

>no recovery
it's fucking over

>>60564478
It was funny to watch reddit panic sell in april because of the bad orange man though.

Not enough steam to kick this down

bbai bros we are fucking cooking

>>60564466
He posted his position a couple of threads back, it's 340000 shares, so creeping up towards half a million leaf bucks. It's his entire portfolio, though he did say he's going to trim the position big style.

>>60564462
>Implying I care for like 20 usd unrealized loss
>Implying the evil robocop corp has a top

>get paid this morning
>make my bimonthly contribution to my accounts
>can't buy because everything feels toppy and expensive

What should we be shorting ahead of the communist muslim being crowned sultan of New York City? Is there a public grocery chain, or any companies that'll get screwed by his marxist experiment boss?

JOBY line go UP!
Crush them ARCH bitches

>>60564497
Today's top is tomorrows bottom. Line always goes up.

>>60564398
>this defecated all over johnny depp's bed

>>60564493
Based. I didn't have much faith in him but I'm glad I was wrong. Hopefully anon manages his newfound riches better than Chewy anon

>>60564510
Just think, a lot of guys would pay good money for that
>>60564507
I'll wait and see what happens this week

>>60564485
Didn't say she was. Just saying she'll be okay if she got scammed lol.

>>60564519
Okay but it still doesn't answer why you letting your mom lead you in investment matters

>>60564501
Not going to happen (thank god)

Can Elon and Trump get into a sparring match again so I can short TSLA?

>>60564497

Jesus fucking Christ almighty God of all.
I almost sold at loss.
Was -1420€ now almost x2 to 8000€

>>60564523
She doesn't lead me. I just looked at that webinar out of curiosity.

>>60564485
>high wage from gov job
take full advantage of all bennies, make sure you search them all out. Open all retirement savings accounts and fund to the max and calculate make pension benefit increases with age and years of service.

>>60564472
doesnt matter she will always be 'that girl', she is a whore forever now. she sold herself to be used like a cumrag by thugs. everyone on earth knows it. what the fuck do you think her children, god forbid she ever has any, will think once they find out their mother is a cum toilet?
being wealthy and hanging out with faggots doesnt make your special or of any worth.

>>60564525
Can you elaborate as to what you mean when you say it is not going to happen? Are you saying they won't implement city grocery stores that put all the existing ones out of business, or are you saying that they're not going to put him on the throne boss?

>>60564525
>Can Elon and Trump get into a sparring match again
It was just a WWE type show to help Elon distance himself from Trump because TSLA stock and car sales were dying.

is Micron Technology any good? A friend is saying good investment for cloud computing, but don't know if that sector is going any where as fast as other tech fields. Dont know much besides that all all for them.

>>60564312
>How I've felt for years - that's the problem.
>It always feels like a bad time to buy for me
>felt
>feels
Set up a target dump%. Take the choice away from future you and be free.
Market falls by 5, 10, 15%? You buy and never look back. Go watch your favorite mongolian underwater basket weaving ASMR or whatever floats your boat and stop looking at charts.

>Klaus Schwab STILL giving me margin I didn't request on my traditional account
I'm onto you guys

>>60564530
All women take dicks and are cum toilets, that's why you were born anon

>>60564527
Fuck off with your pride month TA

>>60564530
mayli is actually based because she doesn't seem to regret or have shame about it, all the publicity shit came from her dad, she is the prototypical bonnie blue

>>60564534
>cloud computing
Everyone is piling into cloud computing. There is about 3,500 data centers in US. What is it about Micron that would be any different?

>>60564548
I think you're right... these dogshit colors of Fibonacci are suboptimal for gains.

Can you simps stop white knighting some stupid whore and get back to discussing politics and finance boss?

>>60564496
this. the other guy is just a weakling

>>60564545
>>60564550
it really doesnt surprise me that you guys would be defending this WHORE. simp scum

>>60564561
Simps cum

what the helly?????

absolute unbreakable support

That was it, that was the exact moment my OTM put options crossed the target and became ITM put options boss.

Oh Myli My Queen its me your faithful servant xX_AnonCuck_69_Xx, please take these donations for your twitch channel. Please my love notice me I am your top dono. im a big boy dont worry your past doesnt matter mayli you are so trad and pure lets get married!!!

fucking faggot

>everything is green including VIX
does this mean we're seeing a short-squeeze right now?

>>60564591
When everything is green including VIX it means the market is wrong, and (((the people who control the market))) will come in and correct everything soon boss.

>>60564534
buy SMCI instead

>>60564550
>she doesn't seem to regret or have shame about it
Pretty sure it left lasting damage deep inside. You just don't shrug something like that off. For most, they can just compartmentalize their wild days but when it's as public as this I don't think so

>>60564370
idk when its above $30

>>60563833
Bruh

>>60564531
Mayoral election is in november, polymarket is overratting zohran's chances. There are too many factions that don't want to see a muslim theater kid run the biggest city in the U.S. With increased media scrutiny he will gaffe or someone will find dirt on him.

Even if he wins I don't think he will have the power as mayor to do the grocery store bit.

On a personal note, I don't know if normies are blind to it but his body language and fake smile just SCREAM sociopath. This guy would push you off a cliff if it meant he would get a dollar.

>>60564599
women are subhuman--they are programmed to shrug anything off without feeling a modicum of guilt or shame since the days of enemy tribes conquering their neighbors, killing off the men and making the women their wives. many men would throw themselves off a cliff in despair if the situations were reversed but all women just move on to the next man

For me? It's TQQQ

>>60564613
That may work for the women of your tribe, but Jewish women are different boss.

Feels like a theta day

Hey anons, has any of you ever used your brokerage debit card, like that etoro card? Does it function like its expected it should?

Soon 1 euro will be worth 2 usd

Sold galt . Its crabing while the market is pumping . I wasted so much time on this shitstock , whoever shilled this stock :
I WILL POUND YOUR BUSSY

>>60564671
>market is pumping
its up .2% bruv

>>60564663
We are not that poor i guess .the tables have turned, soon burgers will be le new poor

>>60564671
it was good if you bought it one day before it was shilled :D and not too terrible if you bought immediately after but you definitely missed the biggest gains by then

>>60564683
unfortunately everything still keeps costing more and more of the expensive euros. hardly feels like a win when half of income goes on rent

>>60564683
EU median salary=28,217 yuropesos
US median salary= 62,027 freedom bux
need to hit 2.2

Why is NVDA under 600? Did I miss some bad news?

I decided to auto convert all my options gains into euros since I'm a europe chad and open all usd positions on margin.

>>60564711
because that would be a 4x gain?

DXY keeps on dumping...

>>60564722
It's currently discounted by 75% of its true value, why is that?

>>60563098 (OP)
Is this a man or woman?

Is this robinhood live stream a joke? April fools was 3 months ago.

>>60564732
guessing from skin-texture, eye-socket shape, lips, chin, and jawline, i'd say woman.

Volume is low because real Americans that move the markets actually take a week off for the 4th. They are having fun and you are hoping to be like them. But you can't cause like me even if you are rich no one would like you or find you interesting.

Fookin ‘ell mates I trimmed some google at open but forgot to trim some Amazon.

send it

>>60564771
Cute

>>60564779

>>60564723
zoom out

>>60564782
if only human parents loved their children like these cows

Oh shit, in an eleventh hour surprise move they've changed the language of the OBBB to remove the green energy shit nobody even wanted in exchange for more carbon based energy, and the Muskrat is fucking pissed boss.

Hello I am a MSTR baggie and I am having a good day today. Yes I will be selling.

>>60564771
>>60564782
moar

HOODsissies we are so back

>>60564795
How on earth are you a mstr baggie. It went on sale for like 250 in April. I decimated my cost basis and now I'm up 30%

>>60564804
Always have been

Is today gonna end green or red?

>>60564699
Bought immediately after the shilling , weak gains.

>>60564795
How? Its pumping hard rn

>>60564830
>SMCI
ooooooooooooooooo

>>60563098 (OP)
ZAMN how much for her bros

>>60564833
OooooooooooOoooooooooooOooooooooooOoooooooooOoooooooOooooooOOO

My new air taxi is arriving, I wonder who my pilot is for today

>didn't sell my BABA after the gigapump a few months ago because of taxes
>profits now less than half of what they were
Fucking taxes man.

What the fuck was that boss?

wtfwt?!

it begins

GONNA END RED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>60564861
what happen

>>60564874
solar flare just killed all semiconductors worldwide

>>60564874

rangebound and not enough volume to really move in any direction

>>60564729
kaballic sorcery cast by the federal reserve

so now that today marks the end of the second strait quarter of negative GDP growth, when are (((they))) going to start using the R-word directed at Trump and Co. boss?

>>60564926
they're gonna do the same BS they did under biden and pull a well ackshually

>>60564926
>>60564932
Trump will just call it "Bidens recession" if necessary.

>>60564932
I don't think they have any black people in the administration that can say ackshually and then avoid questioning because of the fear of being called racist... They're going to have to deflect it back to who ever had control over the auto-pen, or figure out a new script boss

>>60564939
How can they blame Biden after spending the past 4+ months screaming that he wasn't even running the country boss???

>>60564948
They just will.
Just as during Trumps first term, the democrats proclaimed it was "Obamas economy."
Trump calling a potentially upcoming recession "Biden's" should only rustle their jimmies if they were hypocrites...
Which they totally aren't, right?

>>60564948
yes i'm sure this time the government will take responsibility for negative data.
you're very smart for believing this.

personally i blame both recessions on powell

>>60564962
>personally i blame both recessions on powell
How could you blame it on her?

>>60564790
Long coal stocks, both thermal and met coal (for domestic steal production). AMR, BTU, CNR.

Coal and natgas are going to have to be used as stopgaps until new nuclear comes online.

>>60564985
even if new nuclear comes online we will continue to export our coal and nat gas to 3rd world shitholes because we don't want to allow them access to nuclear boss

Hey anons, i still have some 200 euros after paying up for all my stuff during this month. Where should i dump them? I was thinking MUFG

>>60564785
They do, they just didnt love neither you nor me

>>60564086
Rayssa has been injured recently so her main rival, Chloe, has been cleaning up all the gold medals in everything while she's off. It's been an exciting loliboard season this year.

damn he is MAD

>>60565028
You shouldn’t invest it. You should buy American goods with it. Stimulate our economy and therefore benefit the world rather than your own selfish interest.

looks like people are getting increasingly bearish

>>60565076
He'a going to pull an Erdogan eventually and fuck everything up.

>>60565076
ath by the way kam tran

time to cash out or hold?

>>60565092
if this is dollar coins then whatever

>>60565091
totally normal btw

https://x.com/watcherguru/status/1939726531678351773?s=46

>>60565084
If i am to buy goods, Im thinking of fancy bags from Louis Vuitton and Hermes, i was told they appreciate over time

Thank you theta gang I hope you enjoyed my donation today

>>60565090
yes it's starting to look that way

>>60565119
>>60565119
>>60565119

>>60564962
powell is making the right decisions given the data he's getting

>>60564926
they'll starting using it the moment they cleared their books

>>60564819
very slightly green

>>60565131
Nigga he flat out said if he was looking at the data he would have cut, he's going off his "projections". Just like when he blew up inflation the first time, every model was screaming cut you nigger for over a year but he needed to pump up his boy biden.

>>60565088
checked bobo

>>60565257
i want to short some stocks with her...

Kill all Simps, murder the Simps, Genocide the Simps.

In more civilized times, that harlot would have killed herself.

Is it smarter to take money out of my portfolio to buy out a car lease or is it smarter to get an auto loan?