NEETs of /biz/, I need some suggestions. How do you guys make money and what do you recommend for a job that's a good fit for a NEET? America doesn't have very many NEETbux options.

>>60565670 (OP)
Day-trading seems like the easy pick.

>>60565670 (OP)
onlyfags

>>60565670 (OP)
I make 1.2k a month making porn comics
My other money is in crypto

I made my weakness (porn) into something useful, try to turn your knowledge even if you think it's useless into something that can make you money

>>60565670 (OP)
>NEETs
>what do you recommend for a job

>>60565707
What platform do you use? There was a dude on Reddit who used Stable Diffusion plus Fanvue (which allows AI) to make money off AI porn art (the same character) taking requests, I'm not too knowledgeable on it (I know you need a quality GPU) but it sounded like a slick idea.

>>60565723
There are people who make decent money on that
I make everything myself though, seeing them succeed kinda makes me seeth
I spend a lot of time on it
I upload on pixiv and twitter and then just use Patreon and fanbox

>>60565670 (OP)
I do handyman shit for my neighbors. I shovel their snow, paint their shed, cut down tree branches, etc. Sure there are times where I don't get a gig for like 2 weeks but I can make it last. Sometimes I won't even get paid but they will make me food and give me the leftovers, which counts in my book.
>>60565712
It's obvious he doesn't want a commitment to have to go to every day, but wouldn't mind doing contract or gig work. He doesn't mind working for money but doesn't want a job. There's a difference.

>>60565687
This guy is a known scammer/fraud

>>60565707
>>60565738
Do you do any marketing other than posting samples of twitter and pixiv?

>>60565803
Not really, organically started interacting with other artists but that's about it
I do plan on doing more colabs to boost the numbers

>>60565670 (OP)
staking icp pays 13%

>>60565670 (OP)
Counter gambling. Look up Kamikaze Cash on Youtube. You can make like 1000 bucks a month easy if you are American.

>>60565707
same but I draw furfag stuff

>>60565760
Alright Tom Sawyer

>>60565687
im too stupid even for this
i really am destined for neetdom

>>60565706
what if im ugly

>>60565670 (OP)
Just use women. I'm 36 and never had to do anything. I always have a place to live and do whatever I want.

>>60565670 (OP)
Some of us don’t even use Integrity DAO
We just keep it open on Dextools like a pet
A little project that could
Every small pump feels like watching your toddler take its first angry, leveraged steps

crypto, staking and parents money

I trade shitcoins, which is enough to make around 30k a year
I give my mother like 6 grand a year so I am not a parasite

>>60565670 (OP)
Sell covered calls with my stock holdings.

>>60565670 (OP)
Freecash, AttaPoll, Google Opinion Rewards, clinical trials, blood plasma, counter gambling, and using the funds to buy CC ETFs. A full time job will speed this up by 1000x so just get something that requires a pulse and tolerable.

>>60567213
God I wish I could do that, just spend the rest of my time reading or playing vidya instead of this fucked wagie life

>>60565707
Is there a way to stay anonymous? I'm already a decent artist with a popular instagram that would dox me, so I can't let my name get out there.

>>60565687
day trading is a fucking meme unless you are extremely gifted. Just work at mcdonals till next bear market and buy Bitcoin. Hold till next bull run.

>>60565670 (OP)
As a n33t, I buy for 1X on futures based on what I can use so no liq risk, buy dips at -10% for 25% of position value (assuming I can put that amount in the next n33t pay) and sell 30% of position at +15%, buying more when it drops from -10% from sale price. I never chase highs and I never buy outside this rule. Steady line go up the last 3 months

>>60565670 (OP)
government benefits, feels good to be a socialist euro when you're part of the leeches.

>>60565670 (OP)
by not sucking dick

>>60565670 (OP)
I was a NEET 20 years ago and used to power level accounts or camp rare spawns. I made about 1.5k a month which back then was pretty good for a NEET. Bots and Chinese farmers have probably ruined that market. Unless you had a 16 account bot farm that ran raids. I only did 4 accounts and half assed everything.

>>60565687
Holy shit, this guy is such a faggot. I never really gave consideration to how fucking gay day trading was until this moment. Imagine being this guy. Imagine sitting in a chair staring at charts for the entire day clicking buttons without producing anything. What an absolute loser kek. No wonder women are disgusted with day traders, it's an autistic hobby for dyel incels

>>60568381
Just make a new account retard. Post a few freebies to get gooners' attention, then start doing coms, then set up a patreon once you have enough paypigs

>>60569485
the mcdonalds worker serving human meat is a net negative to society

>>60565707
>>60566668
>>60568381
pyw

>>60565670 (OP)
>NEET
>job
Wtf do you think NEET stands for?

>>60565820
NEW FAG HERE

WHAT IS STAKING ICP AND HOW DO DO IT ?

>>60570678
>what
you're buying a stake in the internet computer protocol, the new public internet free from big tech tyranny
>how
nns.ic0.app
create wallet
get/buy icp and send there
stake

rewards are based on a sliding scale from 6 months to 8 years

you have to actually vote on things to get paid, so follow dfinity if you're lazy and they'll vote for you

>>60570296
nonnigger
educated
ethusastic
triggerhappy

>>60565687
Day trading is gambling, you have better odds at a poker table because atleast you have some control over what happens.

Poker is also a genuine sport

>>60570718
THANKS ANON

>>60570756
anytime

>>60565687
Day-trading is risky unless you’re built like a robot. I prefer farming my ETH on Haven1 and lending on Aave better than watching over red candles.

>>60565670 (OP)
Pay me $10000 and i will get you a job. 100% serious

>>60571824
but there aren't any jobs i could do

>>60568387
>>60571626
could I profit from day trading? In my country I could take just maths, further maths and physics for the equivalent of high school; and I managed to get the top grades in everything while doing no work and attending school less than half the time. (100% of grade based on final exams)

>>60565687
When people ask what I do I can't say trading anymore, because then people automatically assume I'm a retarded gambler like the guy in this webm

>>60565670 (OP)
Buy Bitcoin and hold

>>60565670 (OP)
Buy Bitcoin and then use your Bitcoin to borrow more money to buy more Bitcoin.

>>60570729
A market that consistently goes up has way better odds than fucking poker, and it's easier to make more rational decisions since it doesn't give you that rush.

>>60565670 (OP)
Go to work bum.

>>60572445
that’s why I don’t even mention trading anymore. They hear daytrading and picture some degen longing 100x with no stop loss. Meanwhile I’m moving in and out of high liquidity coins like Pepe, A47 and SOL, and stacking gold on the side. Let them laugh, I’ll retire while they’re still doing 9-5 wagie.

>>60573634
>degen longing 100x with no stop loss
no one I know even knows what trading is, feels good man

>>60565707
I've been getting some traction with a story I'm writing, but I'm not sure I can capitalize that into actual money. Do you think I could make it if I do captions using slop?

>>60572445
At the end of the day all trading is betting. You're not so different from this retard.

>>60573634
How do you get good at trading memecoins/lowcap coins like that?

bump

>>60565670 (OP)
I was a neet like 10 years ago. made a bit of money before neeting, bought chinese stuff locally (electronics and similar stuff) and resold it at 2x. never made much money on that though...

>>60571824
lmao

Buy Cat In Vest on efferium and you’ll never have to worry about money again

0xcec1520c01ec876d93ca776d4a7a02e77c4c16cf

>>60565670 (OP)
So you didn't put your life savings into Pepe token? All or nothing, neets won. Not kidding fgt

>>60567213
Teach me your ways sensei

>>60565707
Same
I'm trying to x2 my monthly on my porn game every month.
Getting updates that are worthwhile is hard as shit though.
I want to hit at least 10-15k a month by years end

>>60571920
Are you risk averse?
Also have you been evaluated for ADHD? Your lower score on WM and processing is low compared to your IQ.

In my opinion having ADHD (treated) is superior in daytrading if you take calculated risks. And your high overall IQ would definitely be a strength.

uk fag here with govvy Benz for £1780 a month, no debt, no tax and virtually no bills. how do I progress and escape from neetdom to take control of my life and escape needdom? do I even want to if doing so puts me at a disadvantage? I would like to feel like I can support my girlfriend and be somebody rather than a parasite bros.

>>60577080
I’ve been diagnosed with ADD, (which I think is now defunct and has been absorbed into ADHD); Asperger’s and dysgraphia/dyspraxia in the past. I don’t put too much stake in these diagnoses- I feel everyone is unique and I can improve my intelligence even if it takes more effort. But in terms of the WM/processing speed in the 90s- yeah I definitely feel that. My memory and ability to hold a large amount of info in my head at once is very poor- although I have done a lot of practise to improve this. For instance, I used to be tragic at mental arithmetic but I am now relatively very good. I’m very risk-averse. Similar to OP I just really want to make money independently for various reasons- and although I know next to nothing about trading; I figure I could be successful at it due to my being good at maths and general intelligence.

>>60565687
Guys like don’t make money from “day trading”. They make money by selling you the “secret” to day trading and there “methods”. It’s all bullshit. 99% of day traders lose money.

>>60565670 (OP)
stealing checks out of mailboxes or bribing postal employees then doing check fraud

>>60565670 (OP)

Government contracting (plenty of info on youtube)

AdSense loading or just click fraud in general (at a high level)

Forex

Bank fraud (this includes a widenet of stuff but the most impactful is BEC fraud and check fraud(if you can find a plug on telegram for checks) as well as phishing campaigns to get people bank info)

Sports betting ( with a edge)

Online poker if your smart

Coinbase caller scamming if you can get your hands on good data or someone with good data to call for

Black hat Affiliate marketing. Here's an example (youtube.com/watch?v=NikuIurQtiM)

>>60578868
also forgot to include pay per call marketing. this fall under the category of affiliate marketing. u can find info on that on youtube

I've been looking through this thread and basically it's 90% day trading back and forth with a few affiliate marketing responses. It's no more helpful than the clickbait garbage you find on youtube.

Does anyone actually have REAL advice on how to make money online as a neet, that doesn't involve forex/crypto/stocks/affiliate marketing/dropshipping? I'm tired of seeing the same regurgitated oversaturated garbage over and over again.

>>60579186
lol hey just so you know facebook is making alotta money. and that money comes from ads. and the people spending big money on ads must be making big money in profit lol so go figure it out

>>60579186
I played with affiliate marketing briefly when I was 23. Saw a small amount of income come in with it.
If I were to actually put in the effort I would with a full time job, I can see how you'd make real money with it.
The problem is getting my ass to dedicate eight hours a day to it and stick with it, voluntarily.
If I'm working a job, it's because I need it live.
If I'm literally at work, I have nothing better to do than the work I'm supposed to.
On that note, WFH is a fucking struggle.

>>60579186
Paid clinical trials can make a bit of cash if they're legal where you live. Although they won't give you a dependable income they can be a nice bonus especially if you're a neet

>>60579250
instagram.com/p/DLTAfoHS6yj

you see all of these plaques? those are for his million dollar campaign making affilates he's gunna give out so it's def possible. your just outside of the club

>>60579186
Join the merchant navy. Once qualified do 2-3 months at sea a year, neet 9-10 months a year.
T- merchant seafarer

I just dont understand, where is all the bullshit ppl on here that have made millions on scamming ppl. Are they really able to cash out like its nothing. I just want my shit back. My mind is fucked since I was robbed and literally cant do shit. What about that Asian who had a billion in crypto, that nigga could of gave his shit away before the feds took it. Come on send me something I GOT FUCKING ROBBED!

>>60580272
Scamming is like trying to get rock out of a stone unless you find a silver bullet. There's a reason only poor countries are full of scammers, and it's because it can take a year and 60000 calls to pull even a 5k scam off.

>>60573831
Buy early, sell fast before normies catch on. I'm still sitting on some Pepe and A47 tho, the AI news spin keeps people talking. i have Hippo on watch too and already mapped out a 30% cut when it runs.

>>60571824
You wouldn't happen to be an institution of ""higher learning"" would you?

>>60579186
Getting a call center job wfh and gambling

I bought a tree farm during the 2008 financial crisis for $500 an acre, and now rent the land out.

>>60577080
You're saying that having ADHD is an advantage for daytrading? How so?

>>60579186
That advice here is garbage and these dudes have no life experience

>>60565670 (OP)
a better question is how do neets make friends?

t. wfh on year number 6 with 0 friends (some came, but I ditched them cus they carried negative energy)

>>60565769
"Buy my course..."

U mean like one of those guys?

>>60566944
>picrel

Kek

>>60582621
Yeah, none of this "trading teachers" make money with trading. Faking profit is stupidity easy too, you can rewind and fast-forward on this platforms (with fake money of course). It's like using a portfolio app and adding fake transactions.

>>60582829
the simple fact is there is more money in teaching it than doing it


this is not true if you are good at doing it.....


stockmarkets are uncapped so your upside is like infinate litterly

so if you are a monster trader you dont need to teach anybody anything you can just make like a few trillion in a lifetime .... litterly

same with gambleing pro gamblers dont tell anybody the secrets (its litterly cheating anyway) ect

anybody teaching you how to do something if following a formula of scaleability

ie they cannot scale it themselfs or with a company so they are scaleing the information rather than its apllicability

that does not mean the courses are bad or wrong ect what it means is they cannot make money and scale from what they know

the self help industry while massive is like 1/100000th the advertisment industry.....

and the add industry is litterly like .7% of any given stockmarket

>>60582972
every single course falls into the self help catagory

ask yourself why they are trying to be big fish ina small pool

if they were any good at all they would be a management fund and make vids saying hey

just send me your money im a money management firm we offer x returns

>>60582977
again its very telling that huge investment firms are not on youtube saying Look we need to teach you how to do this so we can recruit you in the future

they are at the london school of ecenomics saying we will take the best 5 you have

>>60582986
i mean it would make sense for the course sellers to give all the information for free and then have a competition every 6 month and hire the winners to try and compete with the real firms

instead they want your money for their lessons....

rant over been trying to make money online lately very annoyed by what i have found thus far

>>60565670 (OP)
literally just do gig work

>>60582621
>>60582829
>>60582972
tl:dr "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach." is a maxim for a reason.

>>60565687
Unironically this.
>t. daytrades memecoins
It's pretty easy if you manage to find a few coins you can target instead of having to scramble around every other day looking for shit. For me it's ket, pepe, giga, wif, stuff like that. Just look at memecoins listed on Coinmarketcap. The thing is these are really fast and if they are in CMC and have decent activity then it means they don't suck penis and you won't get dumped on.

>>60565706
This if you have a cute butt. It literally doesn't matter if you are fat and ugly or whatever, if your ass is objectively ok looking then just shave as good as you can and show your asshole.

>>60566829
kek

>>60565687
I did this for two years. First of all you need to start trading with at least 50k or your returns won't be worth it. When you do make money, you won't want to pull it out because you assume you can make more with it. If you are successful and can produce returns everyday, there is no one to celebrate your hardwork with. You've just been dicking around on a computer all day by yourself. And if you fuck up, you can lose everything all at once. I remember watching my money dip thousands of dollars and getting sick to my stomach. I decided I'd rather make steady money and socialize with people than be in a constant state of panic.

>>60583344
How do you predict the momvent each day? What do you look at?

>>60583344
Nice dubs, any advice for making a femboy Onlyfans? Is there a high demand for it? I know people market on Reddit, porn sites, etc to funnel traffic to get more OF subs. Seems like constant marketing is key

>>60584802
your broke ass will never make shit

>>60584816
onlyfans managers make alot. here's an example

https://x.com/Keo_369/status/1842691017171964131/photo/1

but lets be honest your not gunna make shit

>>60584471
> I decided I'd rather make steady money and socialize with people than be in a constant state of panic.
So you gave up. Got it.