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>>60566449 (OP)This thread sucks
People are buying worthless crypto and Buffets all cash again.... We're in a bubble
You DID buy more soxl today, right anon?
You missed HOOD , you missed NVDA, you missed CRWV , you missed CRCL , you missed NFLX , you missed META , you missed PLTR.... gambling on spy options or DCAing in VOO won't make you rich quickly
>>60566449 (OP)Every american who posts about european population density as a good thing would literally necc if they were having to spend $600k on 2 bed flats in regional european cities
>>60566462He's been all cash for like 10 years HES WASHED
>>60566471Neither will DCAing into SSO, but I have been doing it nonetheless for 7 years.
I may never be super ultra gangsta rich but if my prediction math is right, I should have way more money than an uneducated wagecuck ought to have by the time I am 50 or so.
>>60566482We're going back to 2015...
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>>60566449 (OP)Retarded metric, as if Italy doesn't have their own highway interchanges.
>>60566449 (OP)>pic relAnd that is why america is awesome
We have so much land, we don't know what to do with it
We still don't use most of it
in the western states, something like 50-70% of the land is still undeveloped. Not used for anything
>>60566492>Retarded metric, as if Italy doesn't have their own highway interchanges.you still believe in the myth of italian highway interchanges?
that's all photoshop bro
>>60566492pseudointellectual retards blown the fuck out
>>60566492Population of that Italian interchange? And don't forget a source
>zuckerberg spends an absolutely insane amount of money poaching AI engineers from other companies
>literally no indication that current retarded LLMs will ever be capable of human-like intelligence
>throws company money around like it's worthless
>market rewards Meta with a new ATH
I swear to god this fucking market is so goddamn retarded.
>>60566534Congratulations you've figured out investors are like everyone else: easily fooled and bombarded with propaganda 24/7. UBER is close to $100/share and likely climbing despite having never turned a profit. EVER.
>>60566541Uber has posted positive operating and net income since FY23 what are you talking about. Their Q1'25 net income margin was 15.4%
>>60566541I expected this from retail, but not institutional investors whose job it is to understand companies and their valuations. The dude is handing out $100 MILLION contracts with zero guarantee of success and shareholders are jumping for joy at the news. Clown market.
>>60566455>This thread sucksBuy SBSW
>>60566568What is an institution, anon? Its made up of people. Like you and me. People off the street. People who wear nice suits and drive nice cars but are just as vulnerable to psyops, Marketing, FOMO, and their own overconfidence as anyone else.
>>60566565Yeah, after 15 fucking years. Pretty fucking long growth period, if you ask me. That begs the question of exactly how much of it was from operations and how much of it was short-term cost-cutting measures like cutting staff.
>>60566449 (OP)What a shitty OP pic.
Why can't you faggots just post screencaps of the latest /biz/ related charts, articles, headlines, talking points, social media shit talking?
Don't bother baking if your gonna post stupid off topic pics. Go to /bant/ for that shit.
>>60566449 (OP)bullshit
that overpass exchange houses at least 10k niggers
>>60566483you're joking right? SSO is SPY but they take a cut from you. what the fuck are you doing?
>>60566680>you're joking right? SSO is SPY but they take a cut from you. what the fuck are you doing?SSO is 2x SPY
Non-burger here. Just started on "trading". Iยดm trying XTB and it wonยดt let me buy stocks (at least not in the demo account) only allows to buy stocks CFDs, also, the FX pairs all have the CFD label. Just curious since according to the little Iยดve read so far CFDs are banned in America? the broker seems regulated and with good reputation but Iยดm confused about this. For now I will stick to FX since seems the most suitable for beginners but the CFD thing got me confused
>>60566471I missed everything cause I'm a perma loser.
>>60566627Holy fucking based. I kneel.
What do we think about our boy Tom Lee, of Fundstrat Global; saying he's going to gigapump Ethereum?
Said he wants to be the Microstrategy for Ethereum, and has made a $250mm bet on it.
>>60566695No, it's 2x spy per day + a huge fee. Which means in a sideways market or in big downturns you get annihilated as you now need much more gains to return to where you were before. Now technically SPY has gone up consistently often enough the past few years, that you are probably doing about 1.5x SPY, but dcaing is still dangerous if we get a lost decade again.
>>60566471So whatโs the new one? Did I miss BBAI already?
>>60566754Lost decades are impossible under MMT paradigm, which is what we are currently under and will be for several decades until boomer-related gov debt is gone.
Investing in plain vanilla S&P is so dumb itโs unreal. Returns either lag M2 or match it, and divvies arenโt good either.
>>60566541you have to be a special kind of retard to make an app where browns can offer taxi and food delivery and somehow make a loss on that while also leeching a huge commission of everything. when you hear about world famous company making losses this is purely for tax purposes
>>60566790>Lost decades are impossible under MMT paradigm>it's different this time
>>60566790but its reliable. you never know about the random stocks
>>60566534How to become an AI engineer
Thoughts about buying OpenAI stock on robinhood?
>>60566471Just in time for RZLT anon
>>60566807>Thoughts about buying OpenAI stock on robinhood?openai is not a public traded company yet, right?
I thought it was still private
So why did YOU not buy Nintendo???
Also, story chapters will be posted soon
>>60566833i bought gme instead lol
>>60566854Robinhood killed gamestop from going to the moon when they cut off people from trading in the most illegal move in the markets history. I'd rather stay poor than make money from them
Up 30% YTD, getting nervous.
>>60566854Can't stop thinking about his red hot black cock making white pussy squirm and gush. Could you imagine how good it must feel to have a white pussy getting railroaded by that massive black dick???
>>60566854why does the rub a banana peel on his face?
>>60566889but women have hypergamy, so they date up
this is why white women don't date black guys, but black women want white men
And why every race of men wants white women, but the reverse is not true
>>60566770BBAI is pumping rn, wait for the dump to come in the next week or two. Or you can get in on KULR
what if tech/semi/ai bullrun is only starting now? what if some unforeseen massive breakthrough happens. all these tech companies are going all in on this so they dont miss out.
aside from baka/soxl etc how would you best capture this potential upside?
tech is never going to slowdown until we have humanoid machines walking around replacing wagies
>>60566449 (OP)The next black swan event will be a major false flag in NYC. How much will markets crash?
>>60566983they will go down 0.1% then recover a few minutes later because it's priced in
>>60566469No I sold SOXL puts that I'm waiting to expire.
you dont understand how big this is. there is no more market after this. either you make it now with the AI revolution or you get left behind in the old world forever.
>>60566977My AI trade is boring, NVDA and nuclear ETFs.
the top is getting closer, i am ur signal
good night and happy CANADA day
i volunteered to work tomorrow even though i just made more than twice my yearly gross pay in just 2 weeks
>>60567036How the fuck did you make 100k in a weekend?
>>60566977ur too late on TSSI and Zedcor and even ai dashcams im only going to ride for another 2x, maybe 3x with a leftover batch
megacap had its run, then the companies using nvda shovels to dig gold, then crash by 2028 a reenactment of 2008 just as covid was a reenactment of dotcom crash
>>60566889Calm down moshe
>>60567048ur too late on ai dashcams, gsi.v
when will the bubble pop? who knows ill at least ride to the fundamental valuation of $200m market cap when at least $160m annual revenue is expected from school bus market alone, maybe eps of 0.15 eventually with all the growing ai recurring revenue
who knows, maybe $200m is too low a target considering they already snatched contracts from #1 transit MTA, #3 TTC and #5 SEPTA but I will trim at least half at that range because the bubble is growing with smallcaps rising
>>60566449 (OP)This enrages the europoor
>>60567001Fuck we really have to do this again?
Sigh... please send full set
>unzips
should I buy more JOBY, ASTS, QXO, or RKLB?
>>60567001>there is no more market after this. either you make it now with the AI revolution or you get left behind in the old world forever.the companies that use AI will still make gains, even if they don't design the AI
Normal companies will still exist, and they will profit from AI. just like normal companies today profit from the internet and cell phones, even if they aren't telecomm companies.
In fact, for AI to actually be real and change the economy, then john smith down the street running a normie small business will need to benefit from AI
if AI can't improve profits for a mom and pop restaurant, then it's a fraud. Or its impact will be far far less than people predict.
Spx iron condors is me getting 100 dolla daily.
Which i immediately convert to euros at a loss because the dollar keeps shitting itself and will continue to do so. If you are American and you dont have 90% of your cash in stocks you are literally fucked.
>>60567059>Fuck we really have to do this again?>Sigh... please send full set>>unzipsflatchested crabitha gets dommed by the strong and powerful bull chan... then the switch crabitha teases and doms the doom sub bear chan into capitulation. After bear chan begs for more abuse, crabitha hits bear chan with a V SHAPED RECOVERY. Such denial.
I feel like this could be a thing.
>>60567091Post your order history
>>60566902inherited behaviour from his ancestors
>>60567091How do you decide the spread on your condors? Do you just do super gigantic spreads?
>>60567134No. Gigantic spreads = low premium and massive losses if broken through, the market makers do not give free money. I go 20-25 usd wide, 45-50% probability of profit and close at 50% profit. I dont let them go into power hour and expiry because the market makers pull bids to trap you then. I set them up during the last 20 mins for the next day to take advantage of theta.
>>60567140Holding sold condors overnight seems like a great way to get repeatedly fucked by sharp overnight movements, of which we've had a lot of this year. Feel like avoiding those is better than getting an extra $30 from theta.
Still an interesting concept though. How do you determine when to buy them back when the market escapes the condor?
MSFT will hit $500 this week.
>>60567156Didn't it pop above $500 today?
Anyway, yeah rumors are massive layoffs on Wednesday
>>60567165>massive layoffs on Wednesday
>>60567088how much of a fraction of the economy/gpd are mom and pop stores? every day that passes these small businesses lose market share to the big competition. the contribution is negligible, in any case you arent investing in those businesses.
>>60567150I buy them back when I reach 50% unrealized or more.
Also yeah, you can get fucked, but the risk is defined. I also will not run condors for tommorow or Tuesday because I'm certain we will have a sell-off before the long weekend. Ill go long there
>>60567189Fair. You ever play with buying back only the bad half of a condor and converting it into a short spread?
>>60567192No, but on the day I'll get fucked, I'll do that.
Also spx is,the only choice for me. Im euro so I cant own spy or qqq, and one of the biggest get fucked moments I had was when I was assigned on a qqq short call and lost 300 usd from after market movements till I could close it. Spx is cash settled.
>>60567198Oh yeah I would never fuck with condors on non index options. Cash settlement is key for that strategy.
Been thinking about condors for a bit, but never really settled into a strategy for them. Another thing I considered was putting together a condor on the fly -- call the bottom of the day and sell a short put spread, then after the morning pump call the top and sell a short call spread. Do it right and you end up with a condor with over $500 in premium. Just gotta actually time things...
Ive now tried and failed two days in a row to get a fill on my SWBI spread
>>60566754Hello newfag retard
>>60566471>You missed HOOD , you missed NVDA, you missed CRWV , you missed CRCL , you missed NFLX , you missed META , you missed PLTR....>
>>60567176>how much of a fraction of the economy/gpd are mom and pop stores? every day that passes these small businesses lose market share to the big competition. the contribution is negligible, in any case you arent investing in those businesses.the point is that AI will only be a revolution if non-AI companies can actually use it
If AI only increases profits for the tech companies, then that's fine but it's not a new tech revolution like the internet was
AI has to proliferate through the whole economy, and be useful for all kinds of companies.
>>60567236Speaking of which, on that topic, AI is still a long long way away from being useful in that general case.
https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/anthropics-ai-fails-hilariously-at-running-a-business-claude-hallucinates-profusely-as-it-struggles-with-vending-drinks
I saw this couple driving around in their truck pulling a camper. They look like they have a lot of fun. Anyway I watch a lot of their videos and one day I see they aren't that far from this time. Again they are having a good time camping. I instantly close youtube. It engrages me because I'm from here in Pennsylvania and I hate it. Yet these people like it. I guess I should take it as a lesson to learn, but it hard to. Guess I'm just mad causer I'm a wagie and they are free.
uhh, why is TSLA in freefall?? what did I miss
tesla is down almost $50 but my puts are down like 20%
explain this
>>60567279elon having a shitfit on twitter again
>>60567282probably getting shit on by theta or something
>>60567270>they are freethey are selling a lifestyle to make money. Its their business. Of course they appear to be happy, it sells clicks, views, likes, subs and generates revenues. Also provide tax deductions for business expenses. Lighten up
>>60567296>they are selling a lifestyle to make money. Its their business. Of course they appear to be happy, it sells clicks, views, likes, subs and generates revenues. Also provide tax deductions for business expenses.exactly
>>60567236for every minute I saved coding with ai autocomplete, I wasted 5 minutes wrangling retarded ai agents that have no fucking idea what programing is beyond tic-tac-toe in react, and retarded managers who now have an innovative way of wasting everyone's time with "I asked chatgpt and it said..."
it's really good at generating hot furry babes getting plowed by big human male dicks in very niche circumstances thoughever, it replaced 100% of my porn consumption but it runs locally and the only entity profiting from it is my power company... bullish on nvda, msft, goog and other ai sellers, bearish on everyone trying to use ai to actually do anything
>>60566462Cucket is still sitting on cash waiting for the big one lmfao. 700 EOY.
>>60566471I don't want to be rich quickly
Anyone looking at MDAI, first mover medical AI
>>60566871Morals don't combine with making money
>>60567326AI is bullshit so no
>>60567335All I care about is line go up, you actually care about anything else?
>>60567279Trump wants to deport Elon to South Africa
>>60567201This is what I did as a 0dte yesterday. Find the bottom after a pump, call the top and sell a condor. Then come back 1 hour before close to close the position. If they aren't giving you a good bid then just let it expire and settle. Max loss is defined.
>>60567326Hmmm, interesting, might just throw a couple thousand in.
>>60567335They seem to have an actual product and not just a CP generation machine.
>>60567222bears are scary
>I sold $61 IBIT covered calls that expired today
>Going to sell $59p tomorrow
Wheel bros ww@
LNTH gets raped every after hours cycle. Gayest price action OAT.
>wake up
>see this
>go back to bed
>>60567505kinda getting tired of this tards antics
>>60567505stock manipulation status?
>>60567505Trump deporting Elon would be ultra kino in the truest sense of the word.
today is going to be very red
politics idea
>get elected
>raise the deficit, lower taxes, do tariffs, print money, put price caps on everything
>short entire us economy
Here comes the big one boss!
#TheBigOne. #HERECOMES #boss
>>60566449 (OP)>I too am amazed more people live in town centres than highway interchanges.
Looks like the OBB omnibus is dead. Do they have a plan B pill?
>>60567505Drill baby, drill!
USA USA USA
>>60567505I cant stand this fucking idiot and we have 3.5 years left
It is your moral and fiscal duty to short Palantir.
>>60567591>7.5 more yearsFtfy boss
>>60567614Iโm sure the bloated congress that regularly blocks his efforts to enforce basic border security and reject his spending bills will somehow break the constitution and grant him FDR levels of power.
already down 800usd and market hasnt even opened. temped to just close everything
>>60567660This is just an awful week man
>>60567505I can't tell what's real and what's fake anymore
>>60567573god damn I wish I were that man's neighbour
>>60567694Only feds really know
Bobo please no not today I'm not ready!
ok why the fuck are semis down, why is the entire market dumping because of fucking tsla? literally nothing changed at all
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO START PANICING NOW THAT ALL THE BEARISH SHIT IS LITERALLY PAST FUCKING HORSE SHIT NIGGER BITCH
>>60567719hot off of the 'hoo
>>60567725AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY
>>60567694all fake nikkuh
Hoping for a new green day
its so over for the bulls! they will never recover from this.
-0.22% on spy, why are you mother fuckers freaking out?
>muh AI regulation ban
Are the AI regulations that don't exist in the room with us right now? This sounds like another nothing ever happens trade
bulls need to step the fuck up or the whole shit heap is done
>>60567725thats bullish though. bearish for humans though but stocks should pump
>>60567798Because I want green and I want it NOW
>>60567798I bought novo again at the local high, I'm a dumb fucking retard, I missed so many other opportunities because of my fixation with that danish sack of shit
im going to be so fuming mad if my stop gets hit
>>60567616Its not up to congress to interpret the constitution, that's SCOTUS's job boss.
>>60567616Wait, was it actually ruled that FDR overstepped his constitutional authority?
>>60567838No the two term rule was added after fdr in order to pull the ladder up. Fdr(really his admin, he was worse than biden cognitively at the end)created the deep state. The two term limit, cleverly disguised as a limit to power, was actually a protection for those lateral beauracrats, so they could stall in court for 8 years and get a different admin
>>60567839should become plug baggies instead
>>60567036be careful anon, the stock market is a fickle mistress, and she'll bust your balls and wreck your ass with her strap-on if you let her.
commodities rallying
gold heading back to ATH
even nat gas is rebounding
red day in the stock market today lads and lasses
The tariffs are a giant nothingburger right
>>60567858The term TACO should be #1 in your mind, and a synonym for TACO is 0 DTE.
>>60567858I think he's still bitter about that TACO business and he will really chimp out this time, maybe the nato 5% spending thing will placate him a bit against the EU, but the rest of the world is getting it
>>60567858they are until they're not.
>>60567036Self half right now anon. Getting married to one shitcoin is what burned countless amount of og link marines. They held with conviction and they are still holding to this very day, for years, waiting for something which won't come again. Holding with conviction is a double-edged sword cause it won't let you go when you should be selling. Am I saying GSI cannot go any higher? No. But from risk/reward profile it would be foolish not to sell one half right now.
>>60566597>>60567487Decently green premarket
>>60567858market will probably dump until we see
>>60567858>tariff negotiations? Just send em a letter, boss.
>>60567903>here, give chyna this handwritten letter, boss
>>60567801The regulations do exist in some states already.
I just realized nothing ever happens is the "me ne frego" of economics
I boughted amd now it go down eye big sad : (
I have 6k free. Gib a mid mcap or etf for 4 years.
>>60567973>6kNot enough to matter.
Toss it anywhere.
SPY, QQQ, DIA, whatever
Who's ready for the US government to start garnishing your wages to repay those student loans, just before they raise your taxes, and milk the stock market for 9 trillion dollars to refinance their bonds boss?
>>60567787Is that the one with the Andy guy?
can TSLA succeed if musk gets deported
selling off as fast as humanly possible in pm, thanks orange nigger
Putting in SOXL stop losses at 23.50
Good luck champs.
>>60568000hopefully elon crashes out and launches a rocket into the buffoon
>>60568004prob on the way to the gap close FOR NO REASON
Are there even any bears left or have they all blown their accounts up at this point?
Morning bros, any word on the cost of a 4th of July cookout this year?
>>60568000Kek, I love this timeline
>>60568048More than last year, but less than next year boss.
i am just never allowed to win
Trump is shitting on AT&T while starting his own mobile service, what an insanely corrupt administration.
Let's be honest, if the BBB wasn't taking away Tesla's government gibs, Elon wouldn't care
>>60568048careful anon 'em bush baked beans will blow you grill u'
EURUSD lookin' nice at 1.18.
Told you we would go to 1.20 after the end of summer.
Next step is 1.25, will be harder though.
>>60568113This was literally trumps plan retard and not a good thing
>>60566471Thanks for the reminder faggot fuck you
>>60568113Wondering if I should just cancel my europe trip this year or if this is the last time I'll get to see rates like this.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
Gawd damn look at the spike on the 10y
Bullish or Bearish
Call it
>>60568122>retard>and not a good thingI'm Euro THOUGHEVER. I enjoy my money being worth more, also enjoying the prospects of my next trip in Japan. Pic I took that other time.
>>60568133bullish short-term, bearish mid-term, bullish long-term
>>60568127They are aiming to bottom between 90 and 95 dxy so we have another 5% to go more or less
>>60568136Yes that what I meant, it's bad for Europe. It is good short term if you are importer but it will strain your budgets even more
>>60568133ROPE is up so market session is assuming bobocide
>>60568133First day of a new quarter that coincides with the start of the fiscal year for several major financial institutions. Almost certainly a red day but that's just typical.
I usually dont shill bioshitstocks but there has been massive Insider buying on RZLT over the past few months that I started a position
>TESLA BLOODY RED
Ready to slurp at 289?
>>60568160Musk is going to get deported and the EV mandates are all getting repealed. I'm pretty sure the Free Sate of Florida is going to make driving a Tesla a crime punishable by no less than 5 years in Alligator Alcatraz. I wouldn't be buying TSLA here boss.
>>60568174Musk called Trump an epstein island visiting pedophile and they were (publicly) cool a week later.
Why wouldn't this blow over too?
I am once again bagholding GOOGL after buying the "dip"
Tesla is about drag down this entire stock market into hell with it
>EVs and AI getting fucked
>SPY is going up
What the fuck
>>60568177>Why wouldn't this blow over too?>implying this isn't just a continuation of their feud from 2 weeks ago.
rheinmetal dipped enough, time to go in again
Okay which one of you gay faggots told me to purchase MULN?
>Trump threatening Elon directly
>RKLB up 4%
it's just that shrimple
>>605681822026 is our year Mooglies. Jeets are in control, be patient and trust the plan.
>>60566449 (OP)>Pop 0.Unlikely, there are a few tents there.
>>60568195Why the fuck would you buy a tiny EV company when even TSLA is struggling to sell its stuff?
I want to go all in on something. Im sick of diversifying. Anything I should look into?
>>60568212go all in on womens underwear
>not all in on $HOOD
What's is your excuse?
>>60568215My mom threw away my ex girlfriends underwear that I used to wrap around my face and sniff as I jacked off. Ive moved on
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>>60568195>he fell for the MULN memedon't worry it'll go up one day
I was too much of a pussy and didn't hold my TSLA puts over night. pls kill me
>>60567591I think he is funny. I also think he's a total menace.
Kill the internet
Roundhouse kick a tech investor
Roundhouse kick a jeet
Roundhouse kick a progaymer
Roundhouse kick a crypto scammer/investor
Violently smash the globohomo control computers
Roundhouse kick an influencer
Piss all over the data center
Make uncle ted happy
Make saint terry happy
>>60567505>No more rocket launches
>ibkr bugs out and doesn't show position pl
>close my spx iron condor for only 70/200 usd profit early
On one hand im angry on thd other any premium extracted from (((market makers))) is a victory
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>>60567591Actually made my morning that a stupid faggot like you will be coping in seething for another 3 and a half long years. Enjoy!
>>60568259Those retail investors who were using the money they were supposed to be giving back to the federal government to repay their student loans, have just had their federal government turn the auto-pay feature back on.
>>60568259Those retail investors who were using the money they were supposed to be giving back to the federal government to repay their student loans, have just had their federal government turn the auto-pay feature back on boss.
>>60568259dollar index is down again
its been consistently dropping every week this year
>>60568278Unfathomably based.
>>60568278Makes me wonder why people are even trusted to borrow money if they were just going to, haha, not pay it back.
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>Warren Buffett donates record $6 billion Berkshire shares
BRK.B is so bad that Buffett is giving it away.
>elon redirects a test rocket to the white house
Bullish
>>60568259to give retail a day to buy the dip and turn green before close
>>60568259>redWhy arent you in HOOD?
FU
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To the retard who called me a retard for buying a MSTR put yesterday: FUCK U NIGGA I WAS RIGHT.
>>60568290>Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation Trust>The Susan Thompson Buffett Foundation>Sherwood Foundation>Howard G. Buffett Foundation>NoVo FoundationI love how it never actually goes to a charity that does normal charity shit like feeding homeless or raising money for orphans. It's always some massive charity connected to a fucking billionaire
What runs when the big beautiful bill passes?
>>60568304Too late. If I bought now, it would crash.
>>60568306>The Susan Thompson Buffett Foundation primarily directs its funds towards reproductive health and family planning initiatives, with a significant portion going to organizations that provide abortion services
Baggie stop fucking with all of the europeans on /ck/
>>60568310Everything will pump because of "certainty." Things won't start dropping until journos start picking through it.
>>60568314hah its always something like this, never anything that actually helps people
>>60568310You don't need to worry about that yet because the bill will not pass in its current form boss. Even if this thing gets through the senate, they've added so much pork to it the Freedom Caucus has already said they won't vote for it and if you can't get the Freedom Caucus to support it, you're not going to get it through the house.
>>60568310You don't need to worry about that yet because the bill will not pass in its current form boss. Even if this thing gets through the senate, they've added so much pork to it the Freedom Caucus has already said they won't vote for it and if you can't get the Freedom Caucus to support it, you're not going to get it through the house boss.
>>60568182>>60568199>OpenAI has no current plans to use Google's (GOOG.NaE) in-house AI chips at scale, Reuters reported Tuesday, following reports suggesting a potential shift.>A spokesperson for OpenAI told Reuters that while the company is testing some of Google's (GOOG.NaE) Tensor Processing Units, large-scale deployment isn't planned.That's the news, I guess.
>>60568322meanwhile with the "evil" Christian Salvation Army organization
>The Salvation Army uses donations to fund a wide range of social services, including addiction rehabilitation programs, emergency relief, and assistance for those struggling with poverty and homelessness>Adult Rehabilitation Centers (ARCs) and Harbor Light Centers, which offer residential programs for individuals overcoming addiction. >The Salvation Army provides food, shelter, and other necessities during natural disasters and other emergencies>They offer a variety of services like utility and rent assistance, food pantries, mentoring, and after-school programs>Some funds are allocated to international initiatives, supporting underdeveloped populations and disaster relief efforts in other countries.
>>60568337hard for a billionaire to profit of that :)
>>60567514>>60567591People like this are the same losers that killed the chat in Xbox Live. You losers aren't wanted anywhere, real life or online. Fuck off and go away and stop interacting with the general public.
>>60568347the fact is that non sequitur
>>60568337Salvation army is a scam. I used to work in one of their homeless shelters, and it's not a "charity" they get paid fuckloads by the local governments to keep "homeless" off the street. Homeless I might add that walk around with rolls of cash, with the newest phone and designer clothes/handbags. Some of whom had lived there for almost a decade, getting full benefits. One chick there was getting $3000 a month of just FOOD STAMPS, including all the other benefits she was making more than the major in charge of the shelter.
>>60568343>programs which explicitly support population growth in third-world countries, which in turn lead to high job competition and low wages>they'd rather support those that kill people for zero material gain whatsoeversometimes i can't tell if they're intentionally evil or just beyond retarded. I tend to lean to the latter.
>>60568347>Why yes I do love big red dildos suddenly shoved up my ass. How could you tell?
>>60568318I was just trying to help them bring American cuisine into their homes boss.
BOBO what are you doing?!!
>>60568373nice. good morning sweetheart.. happy for you. looks like that's starting to work. think there's a good deal more to go too.
>>60568388Not this time anon...
>>60568396BOBO MY YESTERDAY'S GAINS. THEY'RE GONE! I WAS GOING TO SELL LATER! BOBO! BOBO!
>>60566977the breakthrough already happened with making model noise into chatbot skewed NPC texting, which isn't even a breakthrough it's just that normies are retarded enough to be duped by image gen in 2D
SCHD bros
Ita finally our time
>>60568373What in the Samuel Adams is moving this
>>60568078Trump's posts were timed and posted to coincide with the US courts announcing that Apple must face an monopoly trial for unfair business practices. They were a smoke screen to distract the masses away from the trail and to Apple stock from dumping on the news.
>>60568417>and to *keep Apple
>all my gains erased
You faggots will never see the top of you sell this quickly/
>semiconductors down
>consumer defensive stocka up
um guys...
I'm waiting on the Jews to patiently take my money and run a stock to zero
What are we slurping today bros
>>60568364Was this supposed to be funny?
Told you niggers to buy home depot after the deportation scare
Now im sitting fat with my 8% gain and forever divvys
>slurpping the generational high
Never change /smg/
>>60568448yes, looks like Bobo is finally getting a -0.5% red day after 2 months of green. If Bobo keeps winning this hard, the S&P500 might finish the year at under 7000. Scary thought.
Why are we red? I just woke up mumusisters
>>60568475Musk snorted more drugs and said he's officially back in politics to primary anyone who passes the tax bill
>>60568475if its under .5% in either way its nothing happening
>FUCKING SHITCAKES IS THAT a -0.22 drop??? I AM GOING INSANEEEEE
>>60568484Nasdaq is down 0.94% and im leveraged
>listened to GALT shill
>My anus is irreparably torn
Learn from my mistake. Protect your bussy.
>>60568501If you're havin' leverage problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got ninety-nine problems, but leverage ain't one
it'll crab the whole week assuming you dont blow your account
OH NO NO NO DRUMPH BTFO HAHAHAHAHA!
>Powell confirms that the Fed would have cut by now were it not for tariffs
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/07/01/powell-confirms-that-the-fed-would-have-cut-by-now-were-it-not-for-tariffs.html
Sold women's underwear. What do I do with my $7000?
>>60568510UH OH MELTY TODAY
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>60568510dang. it's almost like the fed is controlled by european bankers and is used to influence american policy...
>>60568510uh oh... migasisters....
>>60568510>โitโs going to depend on the data.โ>lets ignore the data and trust our inflation projections instead that were so accurate when we pumped it to the mooni hate this political stooge so much
>>60568512>Buy $7000 of cheap women's underwear.>Have girlfriend wear underwear.>Package and sell as used women's underwear.>Collect $50,000 boss
>>60568524Yeah lets instead adjust our monetary policy based on fake math and chatgpt written fantasy numbers like drump wants to
>>60568085of course, these tech bros don't believe in anything but their net worth.
>Powell gifts you a pullback
>You complain
You guys are hopeless
>>60568534Rates are actually really low right now, I don't understand why Trump is complaining so much boss.
>>60568524Lmao you are fucking retarded. Inflation is WORSE than what their data says. Powell should RAISE rates.
>>60568510magatards voted for this
>>60568524>start inflationary policy>chimp out when the fed doesn't cut rates due to inflation risk
>>60568510That's stupid. Tariffs complement lower rates. So he's just doing it out of spite?
>>60568534nigga powell literally said that his magic projections are overriding data in his decisions
follow the data not powell or bad orange man
>>60568567yup it's so inflationary that none of the hysterical predictions are happening.
net tarrifs are dropping, it's just now sometimes people other than america have to pay them. yuropoors are just butthurt they cant have massive tarrifs on us products anymore.
POWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEL IM GONNA FUCK YOUR BUSSY . IM LITERALY DOWN 3% CUZ OF THIS RETARD
>>60568510Trump isn't going to like this one.
Powell is such an insidious bastard. He see's Big Papa Trump is flexing his dick, using tariffs as a means to raise revenue for the federal government, so this fucker comes along and keeps interest rates high so that all the extra revenue goes back into his fucking pocket. Like what the shit is this Jay, just cut the fucking rates and help out our stumbling economy boss.
>>60568656Cutting rates will just make rent and groceries even more unaffordable than they are now.
>>60568696>Cutting rates will just make rent and groceries even more unaffordable than they are now.I haven't had any problems affording groceries or collecting rents, have you tried not being poor boss?
>>60568711I make $120k a year. I like cheaper prices for things, as does everybody else who is not retarded with their money. Simple as. Cutting rates means I take my skills, my savings and (most) of my tax dollars overseas. I'm not paying premium prices for mediocre American slop, sorry you have such low taste in things, ignorance must be bliss.
niggas say if you buy MKDW rn and sell in late August you'll make a fortune and be able to fuck idf hotties in uniform because of all the wealth
>>60568718Cool story boss.
>>60568718you realize production generally goes up when rates drop right?
>>60568744Just let him go overseas after the rate cut boss.
I know the math says you can live forever by withdrawing 3.5% per year from a mixed index stock/bond ETF, but in my mind I could never feel safe without at least 3 family-sized houses for renting.
It's hard to explain but it's not "real".
>>60568769The reason I am posting this is because I saw this chart.
I think the worst of the American real estate slump is over. Crisis averted.
>>60568769the caveat is you need enough in safe assets(bonds etc.) or preferably income streams like waging/renting to survive on entirely in the event of a market crash for a few years because you dont want to be forced to sell the dip. The market always goes up in the long term but if you're forced to sell the dip to survive those gains go bye bye.
>>60568744Really? Is that why inflation stayed study during the rate cuts of 2020? Oh wait...
>>60568839do you not understand the difference between inflation and production? is that the root of your confusion?
generally when rates drop loans increase companies expand production, this isnt a complicated concept.
>>60568864That's the theory.
In practice, rate cuts tend to start in emergencies and then comes a recession and a stock market collapse.
Of course Jerome could stick the "soft landing" and none of this happens. For now he hasn't even started the descent.
>>60568864Expanding production is supposed to expand supply to keep prices at equilibrium. Who cares about expanding production if it doesn't keep prices cheap or affordable via supply and demand.
>>60568879ah so your problem is not understanding relative value?
i'll try to dumb it down for you as much as i can
grug make 100 dollar
inflation make 100=105
grug now make 105 dollar
grug not give a shit because grug make same
production go up
100 dollar item now cost 103 dollar due to supply and demand
grug have 2 extra dollar
grug happy
the actual problem is jew bosses shafting wagies and pocketing the relative difference because of retards like you who cant understand the value of money changes even when talking about inflation
>>60568911>inflation make 100=105>grug now make 105 dollarWrong. Inflation lowers the value of the dollar, idiot. If Grug is worth $100 before inflation, after inflation he is now worth $95, not $105. Seems that you don't know how basic finance works.
>>60568934not the word MAKE not HAVE
income not wealth nigga
thats why its important to invest wealth in inflation beating assets like stonks and bonds
would it be easier to explain it in your native language?
>>60568944Wages will never keep up with inflation when inflation is 100% YOY like it has been since 2020. Nice Financial Fanfaction you got there though, too bad no one is buying your bullshit anymore.
>>60568951>inflation is 100% YoYwhat country are you talking about?
but yes hyperinflation is quite bad
even in real countries bad fed policies like powells year late rate raises can cause catastrophic results. just like his delayed cuts may well cause damage. which is why one should trust data and not predictions by people who are consistently wrong.
also wages have been beating inflation recently thanks to bad orange man.
>>60568911Grug not falling for long nose tiny hat man's lies again, boss
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Even if you beat the market you will only 1.4x all your money
When did you realize investing sucks?
>>60570205This is why I only play options.