Thread 60570498

I JUST SAW MY 64 YEAR OLD MOMS NAKED ASS

WE HAD TO MOVE TO ME INTO A SMALLER APARTMENT RECENTLY DUE TO HOW EXPENSIVE RENTING IS NOW AND A TINY BOX IS ALL WE COULD GET, ITS BASICALLY LIVING AREA WITH ROOMS AND A BATHROOM, SO NOT MUCH PRIVACY ANYWHERE

I CANT HANDLE THIS POORFAG LIFE ANYMORE, THIS LIFE AINT IT

I NEED A FUCKING 1000X

Damn. Bro you didn’t hit that

>>60570501
THIS ISNT TIME FOR JOKES FUCKER

POORFAG LIFE IS A LITERAL HUMILIATION RITUAL

MY BROTHER IS SO LUCKY, HE IS TALL AND HANDSOME, HE MARRIED SOME GIRL FROM A WEALTHY FAMILY AND LEVELED UP FROM SOCIOECONOMIC STATUS LEVEL 0 TO LEVEL 100 OVERNIGHT

FUCK ME

>>60570498 (OP)
>THE NEXT 1000X
XRP, unironically.

>>60570504
Proton.
You’re welcome

>>60570498 (OP)
LMAOOOOOO im going through the same shit
Better luck next life bro

>>60570498 (OP)
I once saw my granny's saggy tits. I retched when she's out of earshot.

>>60570519
XRP’s too big already to 1000x, that’d need trillions in market cap. A47’s low cap and AI hype give it a real shot.

>>60570498 (OP)
pics and i'll tell you

>>60570498 (OP)
what does your mom's feet look like?

>>60570913
Lol

>>60570498 (OP)
Rubi-chan is here to save you.
>Gasless, on-chain orderbook.
>Low fees.
>$2m market cap.

>>60570498 (OP)
UTK or nothing

>>60570498 (OP)
Get a job then rent with roomies, it'll be like $300 a month

>>60571210
Nope, can't buy it on uni

>>60571267
THATS JUST REPLACING SHIT FOR SHIT

I NEED FREEDOM

MY OWN PLACE

>>60571292
>Using dex instead of aggregators.
Good goy.

Best I can do is a bare minimum 10x. Link, unironically

>>60571210
You kn ow right nigga that Cow swap exist for gasless transaction and this Gasless narrative of yours is outdated

>>60571320
It's just easier, and on uni v4 I've done trades for less than a penny.

>>60570498 (OP)
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5533036.0

>>60570498 (OP)
>PLEASE GIVE ME THE NEXT 1000X
Lol, anon wants a 1000x just like every degenerate on this board, but if you're early and lucky, 20–50x plays like pepe, a47 or a p u still exist, but dont expect magic.

>>60570498 (OP)
what kind of fucked up situation are you in where both you and your mom are renting?
your moms a boomer, why doesnt she own a house?

>>60570498 (OP)
I see my mom naked all the time, nothing wrong about it.

>>60571398
SHE OWNED A HOUSE IN THE 1990S

BUT THEN SHE KNOCKED THE HOUSE DOWN AND BUILT A MCMANSION

SHE OVERSPENT ON THE MCMANSION AND FELL BEHIND ON PAYMENTS

EVENTUALLY SHE GOT FORECLOSED ON IN 2010

SHE NEVER GOT BACK INTO THE MARKET

IF SHE JUST KEPT HER ORIGINAL HOUSE WE WOULD HAVE A MILLIONAIRE NET WORTH

>>60571333
>Cow swap
Do they have Dutch Auctions?

>>60571333
I bought Cow because it's the best swap product. It's been down only since, forgot it was a clown market.

>>60571362
>I've done trades for less than a penny.
Now, talk about dozens of dollars you lost per trade when Uniswap wasn't the place offering the best price.

>>60571362
bro
if place A offers a 100:1 exchange rate but has a 1 cent transaction fee, and place B offers a 99:1 exchange rate but has a 1 dollar transaction fee, which one would you pick?

>>60571408
Im so sorry dude. You are truly and well fucked.
But I hope your situation gets better

>>60571461
YES, I FULLY 100% UNDERSTAND WHY WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE MAKING DECISIONS

>>60570498 (OP)
unironically, trubit.

>>60571330
Oh, baggie...

>>60571294
Freedom isn't free. How much is rent for a studio btw?
>>60571408
Damn, I can relate, parents foreclosed after 2008. Now that I'm an adult I ask myself all the time how they let that shit happen, it literally fucked up our lives.

>>60571394
I’ve seen A47 come up a lot lately, they post AI-powered crypto news like consistently, looks like it’s doing more than most a meme.

>>60572346
Floki started like this, I believe. the token has great potential

>>60570498 (OP)
Xrp
Doge
Ltc
Eth
Scams galore in the past few years will make 'old' coins shine again when everything starts moving
People are burnt out and want the stability of stuff that won't rug and the chance they'll get some money for new thangs.

>>60572346
Made some profits from this, but sold too early.

I hope it dips again for another opportunity

>>60571408
Reminds me of my grandma
>RN salaried
>Grandpa, who supported her getting a degree in her late thirties by working two jobs dies of heart attack
>Takes out 3 HELOCS over the course of 15 years
>Casino moves into town
>She develops gambling addiction after winning $50k on slots
>Buys new car and fixes roof on her 300k house
>Foreclosed on right before the COVID pump
>Lives in my aunts auxillary shed in North Carolina now
>Mfw

>>60570498 (OP)
This is the best launch on SOL

Automatically pays out 20 of the best stock options on chain (tokenized)

https://dexscreener.com/solana/ETFVZ9K1VS98Cef12H6CPchs8RJfipmb4x3hyUrkcNST

>>60570509
So why did your bro ditch your family

Niggercoin

https://x.com/erc69official
Im socked that biz havent picked up on fartcoin tier runner yet. Like wtf do you poorfags even shitcoin anymore???

If and that's a big if base actually picks up thecreators on base might be a good play. Sub 500k market cap and still no socials and marketing

>>60576095
THIS

>>60570900
how the fuck would anyone expect 1000X from XRP. it's unnatainable. but A47 might have a chance.
not sure if Trump still got it.

>>60571230
nothing

>>60571330
not happening anytime soon. you might as well lock up your money in the bank for 6% interest

>>60570594
Imagine how she used to have a hot tight body. And her mind is still the same. Just wrinkled skin is the only difference. Might make you think differently the next time you see them.

>>60571404
What circumstances? Do you just happen to run into her bedroom?

>>60570498 (OP)
buy ETF