Trump doing his tradewar thing edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous >>60569660

Diddy found not guilty.
Bullish?

Buy SBSW

First for shit OP

mucho importante america #1

>>60572410

I'm making a little too much money today

>>60572405
Diddy likes his bears

why do i bother selling covered calls on soxl. it always blows the top off them.

>>60572411
yo amo america

Today i lost 50 usd on my spx condors. No more trading today. It happens. Dont revenge trade anons!

>>60572433
it's ok man.
You'll make phat gains tomorrow.

>>60572395 (OP)
At all time highs anon? Weren't you no portfolio faggots crying about losing all time highs?

>>60572423
Diddy you aren't a sex trafficker. Your girlfriend just be a prostitute...lol

>>60572448
Doubt it unless there is a pullback tommorow so I can load up on csps

Ill do HOOD and HIMS

>>60572471
I don't understand what you are trying to say.

I feel that this hood news is a total nothing burger so I bought puts. I think the market craves a correction before next Friday even though the long term of hood is probably good.

>>60572405
Say what you will, but They certainly protect their own huh

>>60572480
What is the HOOD news? That it keeps going up on the same Euro announcement they made 5 times now.

>>60572426
we'rre all liebing in amerrika
amerrika
ist wunderbar

>>60572484
They're turning stocks into shitcoins

Reddit general

>LAR

>>60572489
Post Reddit tits then

>>60572489
If this was Reddit I couldn’t call you a nigger
Yet here I am, calling you a nigger

Big fucking retard here. I have $42k in a money market fund getting 4ish% dividends as my emergency fund. That's like 1.5 years of expenses. Should I move most of this over to SPYI or QQQI for much higher cash returns? In my mind I'd still have a few months of cash so I could wait out a dip before needing to sell in an emergency.

>>60572395 (OP)
shit meme probably written by someone who's never even held cards and probably thinks zelensky won (even though he too wasn't holding any cards)
>Trump goes all-in.
>Xi calls the all-in.
>Assuming we're heads up, dealer deals out to river.
>It's on Trump to show first.
>Xi can choose to show or muck.
or in a tournament situation both hands might be turned up for the whole table to see. I really fucking hate these TDS faggots who can't even meme properly boss.

I have a confession to make. If anyone remembers I have been shilling PALL couple months and weeks back. But I actually lost money on it, stopped trading it, and now I'm missing the rally. Completely rekt.

>>60572525
I mean the only time I've seen a player all-in and much is when the caller acts out of turn showing he's got the nuts, and the all-in player just throws his cards and walks off all pissed off... This wouldn't happen because Xi table image is one of a do nothing and win guy, and so in a well written meme he would NEVER act out of turn, so the whole fucking thing sucks boss.

Bought back my SEZL.

>>60572529
>would

>>60572512
I got banned for saying that btw. Faggot jannies are turning this place into reddit.

>>60572553
They are just going to ban you again for complaining about 4chan. Happened to me a couple times...lol

SOXL bros
We just
Keep
Winning

>>60572557
I used to have a dynamic IP so evading a ban took about 10 seconds. Since moving to a new place with a static IP though, bans have become a lot more annoying. All VPN exit nodes that I've tried are also blocked by 4chan.

Sold my NVDA way too early like a bitch. At least the GOOGL slurp is going well.

>>60571933
>>60571937
Good calls

Has anyone actually seen impacts from the tariffs? Wanted to buy something today off amazon and found it was sold out everywhere, but can't tell if it's because of tariffs or if the item was out of stock for some other reason.

>>60572574
Dude just shut the fuck up and post about the market. Delete this post...lol

>>60572607
There's so much chaos im convinced the border has legit let hundreds of billions of dollars sneak through untariffed
Also if you buy anything from any shop not based in america and shipped internationally the global shippers jew you on import duties so yes the tariffs are real and impacting people

>>60572581
I never really got this image. But now I see it as me banging my head against the wall when I make financial mistakes.

>>60572615
I'm sure it's impacting suppliers, but not quite sure it has actually made it to consumers yet.

Hopefully there is a dip sell-off tommorow

>>60572479
Faggots were crying the markets were in shambles because of Trump but we're at all time highs now

>imports by the US from Vietnam taxed at 20%
>imports by Vietnam from the US tax free
I hate how these countries keep bending to US bullying. Have some national pride ffs.

>>60572612
This is 4chan so I'll say whatever the fuck I want. Fuck jannies if they don't like it.

>>60572629

>>60572623
ATH is the natural state of the market, we would be even higher if we had a actual dog as commander in chief.

>>60572634
I know, but self-censorship just encourages these trannies.

What the fuvk should I put my fucking money into to make some fucking gains? Some boomershit with 10 percent return? Cool except ill never be rich that way I want money so I can fuck off should just start going all in on options SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK

>>60572647
TQQQ

>ADP Private Payrolls -33K, Exp. 98K
Why is the stock market pumping again?

>>60572634
Fuck off nigger invest in KYS

Today's price action is way too kosher for my taste

>>60572666
Just remember that in the end, letting go is the most important thing you can ever do.

>>60572659
Because the bbb passed so line go up

But seriously there doesn't need to be a story for every micro move, sometimes people just hit the buy button

>>60572624
We are the leaders of global trade. Cry harder, ESL trash.

>>60572607
I've seen some online retailers tacking on "tariff surcharges" for preorder stuff (and some others charging extra fees for in-stock items claiming muh tariffs, kek). Just plastic collectible shit from Jina. But personally speaking, no I haven't been impacted...yet.

>>60572675
Let go of DEEZ

>>60572624
Vietnam bent nothing. All Vietnam did was say, "Sure. Go ahead and charge American business 20% for doing business with us. We don't give a fuck." That's literally all that has occured. There isn't even an actual deal. There is a framework for discussing tariffs. That's it. Trump is a bald faced retarded liar as usual.

>>60572687
wat, nuts?

>>60572647
SCHG
TQQQ
UPRO
NVDX
BITX

NUE quietly up ~30% over the past month. Is this just index funds slurping for metal etfs or something MORE?

>>60572676
BBB did not pass you uniformed retard.

Yesterday was your only chance to buy HOOD anon but you went short on S&P500 instead...

>>60572659
Layoffs are bullish for stocks. Many U.S. employees are company deadweight so mass firings provide a short term boost to company financial performance. Not even joking

>>60572698
It's got one more round at the house and it already passed there once

It's as good as passed and your being pendantic

>>60572624
This isnt a deal this is Vietnam saying we don't give a fuck if you tax your own businesses becaus they know what tariffs are lol
Trumps a fucking moron

>>60572698
I saw the votes were 50-50 and then JD Vance voted in the affirmative and the bill passed boss.

>>60572708
You are uninformed. The bill is dead in the water right now. It will not pass in its current form. If it goes anywhere it will be kicked back to the senate.

>>60572641

The tranny mods that run this place love banning people for almost no reason. They've got nothing meaningful going on in their lives, little to no friends, have no power, and banning people on some shitty dead 22 year old website is the only sort of "power" they'll ever feel in their sad, worthless lives. I've literally been banned for saying jeet before, the people that run this place are a bunch of losers, and deep down they know this. Most likely they are communists and leftists too.

>>60572714
Go be an umiformed shithead somewhere else namefag.

>>60572717
it already passed the house doe they'll just pass it again

>>60572700
yield of 1 year US treasure goes down and fed cut is coming due to dual mandate. And following inflation will destroy MAGA

>>60572690
DEEZ NIGGERS AND JEWS LMAO

how long until i can finance a pound of uncooked rice?

What's with this market? It acts so disconnected, the aftermarket behavior compared to the market hour behavior. It's like the moment retail entered they've been moving it erratically on purpose.

Where do these uniformed retards come from? Do people actually think the BBB is setting on Trump's desk ready to be signed? Do they not know the bill is stuck in house of representatives without enough votes to pass in it's curremnt form?

>>60572745
Buy at close sell at open to beat the market
Backtested to 1976
Someone post the chart

>>60572730
The bill before the house right now is quite different than the one they pushed to the Senate before.

>>60572730
They will not you uninformed moron. Go read up on the latests status. There is no way the bill is going anywhere. At best it will have to be modified and sent back to the senate.

BULL bros. Momentum looking good af. We going back to $20+ soon.

>>60572688
>>60572709
Yeah, I'm sure Vietnam hates tariffs so much that they never had any themselves... oh wait. You will never be women by the way.

>>60572756
You think trump doesn't have a desk full of Big Black Butthole?? He watches gorilla channel all day long. Watch more CNN dumbfuck

>>60572724
Just watch the video yourself boss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_2OCvdkdWA
>inb4 it's a cheapfake video

>crab market
>shit thread full of tards
tiring

>>60572778
Is this perchance the most worst SMG ever?

>>60572765
Tariffs are a tax on the us consumer
You have no brain, you're literally a subhuman neanderthal

>>60572484
yeah basically that's what it is. This shit might be big but I think market is probably overestimating how big it is, it's gonna take a long ass time to realize any meainigful growth from it imho, even though I'm a huge tokenized asset fag

>>60572792
Tariffs have not effected me at all sorry about the price of your yearly jew Ifag upgrade. NOT!

>>60572771
Go be retarded somewhere else shitbag.

>>60572771
retard it still needs to pass the house

>>60572792
When you tariff a communist shithole the state subsidizes the tariff boss.

0 good setups today and my condor blew up. Ill just wait for power hour to set up an spx bear call and sleep on it.

>>60572805
A BBB JUST PASSED OVER THE HOUSE

>>60572805
It already passed the house like 2 weeks ago boss

>>60572816
the house needs to vote again since the senate version is different. christ are americans really this uninformed about how their own government works?

>>60572792
>Tariffs are a tax on the us consumer

Yeah because you are Democrat neo-slave owner consoomer who have to import all your Funko Slop plastic consoomer trash from third world slave labor overseas. Time to manufacture shit here at home and punish those who engage in slave labor overseas, just like every other country does. Simple as. You are a low IQ credit card swiper who has emotional knee jerk reactions to things without any sort of long term planning or ideas, you should literally not be allowed to vote or even participate in society. I hope the Switch 2 costs $3000 dollars just to spite faggot consoomer-tards like you. I could still afford it btw, but video games are for losers like you.

The NKE movement just encapsulates how fucking retarded this market is:
>Pumps because of vague Trump tweet about a Vietnam deal
>Dumps below opening price 10 minutes later when it turns out that the deal still involves large tariffs
>Starts pumping again after another 10 minutes because stocks must go up

>>60572738
Apparently with my Citibank card I can finance stuff on Amazon. Don't know how long they've had that feature. Technically I'm already financing purchases since I'm using a credit card in the first place. So I'm financing my financing I guess. Soon there'll be companies popping up that let you finance your Klarna loans so there'll be yet a third layer of financing.

>Clothes made in Vietnam account for 20% of American apparel imports
>Fabrics from Vietnam are 15% of all American of textiles
>Tariffed at 20%
>The average American XXXL juicy bootypants just got 20% more expensive
>Trump thinks this is a win somehow

So tariffs aren't a negotiating tool, they really are just taxing all imports to the biggest importer on the planet. Genius.

What will happen to the market if the bill passes? Fails?

>>60572553
Banned for """racism""" is an instant evade. And I actually sit out off-topic bans or other types. You just know it is some faggot janny who bans you out of spite rather than because you were being disruptive.

>>60572828
Did you tell chargpt to write this for you
You sound like a retarded communist

>>60572841
>LARPing as a Lolbertarian in 2025

Ignored. KYS.

I just skimmed the senate bill and it's really not that different and certainly not "dead in the water"

The big 3 sticking points will be the salt changes, the debt ceiling, and the Medicare cuts, but it's basically 95% done and I wouldn't bet against a July 4th signing

>>60572834
You get poorer, the mega wealthy get to use the US as a tax haven

Have fun! -DJT

>>60572834
I think you should go back to business school. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!

>>60572849
As opposed to what? A retarded larping isolationist like you? Do you wanna be china or do you wanna be europe? You seem to not have an actual morale compass besides spite
Retarded subhuman

>>60572834
Good. This is all trash slop. Consoomers deserve pain and deserve to be poor.

>>60572856
>Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!

>>60572859
>Do you wanna be china or do you wanna be europe?

Bingo. Guess what? Both have tariffs and protectionist policies. Cry harder.

Credit cards charge 30% any
Make a safe conservative 36% yearly returns in stocks
It's a no Brainerd relly

>>60572865
Europe is a 3rd world shithole because of its regulations
You're a fucking retard lmao

>>60572834
Ah jeez dude as a consumer if the entirety of the tariff was passed onto me then my Vietnamese pants just went from 18 bucks to 21 bucks. How do I apply for welfare?

>>60572834
Listen, when you tariff a 3rd world communist nation, the communist shit hole pays for the tariff through state planning and subsidies. The American consumer doesn't pay the tariff, the tariff gets picked up by the communists. This is how you get the communists to subsidize our Government. We're talking TRILLIONS of dollars flooding into our coffers to pay for YOUR EBT CARD boss.

>>60572871
Europe is practically a Federation planet already, just without replicators, so it makes it a joke.

>>60572871
Europe is poor because they are lazy and hate work. I lean more towards China, which is now the second largest economy in the world, and achieved this status within just a few short decades due to manufacturing domestically and protectionist policies/tariffs.

crabbing all week long tomorrow no exception

You guys are no fun. Im going to go bother the altcoin retards

>>60572890

>>60572893
I take that back.
This is the best market day I've had since September 2024 when I lost 100k+.
>t. Chewy anon

>>60572876

Bottom line won't affect you too bad, but an additional few points on inflation readings can give that cranky asshat Jerome exactly what he wants to keep rates stagnant or possibly even raise them as a final fuck you to everyone on the planet.

Why did MRVL dump so quickly?

>>60572927
msft cancelling orders

Any fellow gorillionaires catch the GRRR dip and subsequent pump. We are going to the moon boys, this 100M investment changes everything.

>>60572925
>keep rates stagnant or possibly even raise them

This is based. Fuck off you low IQ consoomer tard.

>>60572939
>lay off thousands of people
>why can't we do things as quick???

>HOOD


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cashed out for a nice chunk of change but, two seconds later, found out that I didn't get a match from the speed dating event I attended last week. Less sad and more annoyed because issues with the event crippled my chances from the start, and the only girl who actually had the chance to reject me was pretty boring and kind of chubby. Personality far outweighs appearance for me, but obesity is a dealbreaker because of its health implications.
Time for the apps, I guess. I suppose I'll start with Hinge because that one apparently has a free version that isn't terrible. The speed dating organizer did send me and the other rejected guys some info about other events hosted by other groups, but they're pretty far off and could be just as unproductive as this one.

Have you got a copy of the latest dot plot? I wanted to take a look again, but lost mine boss.

>>60572520
Talk to your bank or broker and see a financial advisor. First visit should be free. They will likely try to sell you something so they get a commission - its part of their job, they need to make money too. Good job saving and having money for emergencies. Have a short-term, mid-term, and long-term plan for your financial future. Look at long term charts for the ETFs - if you get in late and there is significant drop how long to recover, do you DCA into it, do you have enough short term cash so you do not need to sell at the bottom. Do not 'go all in' on anything. Spread out the gains and risk.

>>60572939
I have been riding the micro soft cock put option carousel all morning, only up 30% which seems kinda bad boss.

>You're too slow, old man.

Don't you hate when you are too slow to react to market changes and you can see the potential money just float away?!?

>>60572529
why are you trying to shill stocks? Sounds like a pyramid scheme if you need to sell your bags so bad

I think I have 5 SPECIAL in my LUCK skill. I'll make a lot of money and lose it all. I just got my car registration in the mail $53 and the next day I got a $56 T-Mobile breach settlement check.

>>60572525
yeah... they dont think, calling them mid wits is generous at this point, they are just people who get by on their ability to be obedient and adhere to current things

Fuck is going on with UNH? Is it because of big beautiful bill?

>>60572792
*all* taxes are paid by the consumer.

At the end of the day we have retarded left voting people willing to put 80-90%+ taxes on "muh corporations" which will 100% be borne by the consumers.

and we have a slightly less retarded right that will tarriff imported goods, so you can at least avoid it if you buy local.


The left is so fucking bi polar from one extreme to the other that everyone is figuring out they are all just fake it till you make it phoneys who really do not understand how things work despite going to adult day cares that tell them they are smart.

>>60572525
Trump and Xi both need enemy for dealing with their problem. They are actually good friends.

>>60572830
I want to see what happens when people try to max these out and get as many credit cards, micro loans, etc, and just keep cycling them to pay themselves off or just debtmaxx and not give a fuck about credit.

Given that the worst case is you go bankrupt and no one loans to you, i am kinda shocked we dont see more of this

SPX ~6980pts in early October '25

>>60573094
eur/usd 2.0 in early october '25 (unironically)

>>60572520
I'm asking here because I don't want the reddit response of emergency fund needs to be available for pickup in cash with no more than 24h notice.

Seems to me that I just carry way too much cash for my current lifestyle and will be taking 1-2k out of my EF and placing it into higher growth funds till I have only like 15k which should get me through all but the worst crashes and then pull from other positions if I end up unemployed for too long

so long as you keep inflation in check, you can print as much money as u can. ideally it goes to productive means so its not all inflationary
brrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>60573118
>so long as you keep inflation in check, you can print as much money as u can
>so long as you keep inflation in check

This failed, so no you can't anymore.

>>60573063
Yeah, but some taxes go directly to the consumer in the form of gibs. Did you just fall out of a coconut tree? Not all taxes are equal. So if you need to have the corporations pay their fair share, like 100%, and then give it to the people. Equality in Equity = Defund the Police boss.

>>60573087
Yeah and even if you declare for the big B, if you just wait 7 years I think it is you can basically start over fresh. A buddy of mine declared bankruptcy and it was rough for a while, but he's right back to owning a home, leasing cars, taking out loans etc. and doing all the same shit that got him into that bad position in the first place, kek

>>60573124
we can keep trying over and over again, its ok

>HOOD drops below $100
It’s over isn’t it?

>>60572887
hard to work when theres no work available

>>60572395 (OP)
>chinur numba won
>i need to fellate tiny xit xhinkping in op

>anon mentioned BBAI yesterday
>i didnt buy
darn

>>60573160
we been mentioning it for 6 weeks breh

>>60572834
So why are xitty turdworlders so angry about them and instituting their own tariffs? Are they trying to help America by tariffing their own people?

Honestly if you don't have generational wealth you're such a bitch

>>60573124
it failed because the plebs got their disgusting hands on it this time

>>60573177
LMAOOO BROKIE
t.poorfag

>>60573177
how much is generational wealth ?

>>60573107
>Seems to me that I just carry way too much cash for my current lifestyle
You can sell your ETFs in seconds to generate cash and transfer it back to you bank, or spend it directly if you have that ability through your broker. If you have a financial emergency then your ETFs should be fine, but if there is major economic crash and you have an emergency AND your ETFs tank, you do not want to sell and lock in the loss if you do not have to. Study the ETFs you like and DCA into one or more (to spread some risk) into them. No need to spaz and 'dump' 50%. If you want to invest a little in stocks then maybe 2-5% into some stocks but you are likely to see more fluctuation in prices. Its really up to you. Most people here are more degenerate gamblers you are asking for sound financial advice.

>>60573159
If you get triggered by dumb images you are on the wrong website.

>>60573182
If you have to ask...

>>60573177
i'm the one starting the generational wealth in my family. does that count for anything

>>60573189
I am a broke dude and let's want to know how rich you are.

>>60573186
>20 xits in xitshill spam thread with 163 posts total
wtf

>>60573160

GRRR is the next BBAI. Ape in now and become a gorillionaire like me.

When is july 4th pump

>tfw creating generational wealth but no one to pass it on to when I die
Guess I'll just spend it all on myself

>>60573195
Sure, but you'll still have to weather the storm.

>>60573217
145pm until end of day tomorrow

>elon called out booz allen hamilton for having 98% of their revenue coming from government contracts
>doge is cutting government contracts in EVERY agency
>they've already cut some booz allen ones
>they are just getting started
short this stock, it's going to fucking $0.00

>>60573226
Arbitrary time or is this based off of history?

>>60573224
chainlink solves this

How much money should be in the bank before I start using extra to start gambling (day trading)?

>>60572974
wish you luck. be careful though, those apps can really do a number on your mind, make you feel inadequate. you aren't though. can you possibly get back to school? maybe take some classes at your local community college, gets you around a lot of women, gives you a chance to show who you are for real. that's what i'd do if i were you. and you may learn a thing or two. you're old enough to date the professors now too.

>>60573217
July 4th pump is cancelled because Trump's One Big Beautiful Bill doesn't contain enough Freedom, so now the House Freedom Caucus is voting no on it boss.

>>60573231
its based off my feel

>>60573235
6 months expenses
After that put 90% into broad index ETFs and use 10% to gamble
Assuming you are debt free

>>60573217
on the 4rd

sp coin just keeps going up :D

>>60573247
been a while since I have read something actually reasonable here

>>60573242
Based i hope your right
>>60573237
Theres no way he doesnt at least try to pump it before America day. Thats like his whole brand

The AI bubble fearmongering, whatever happened there

Can you feel it? how salty bobos are working on their next fud? how they are crafting fake news to make you sell? just hold the line mumubros. I want them to suffer.

>>60573265
Chill i just bought some puts. I was expecting this to go down a little before the huge pump coming

>>60573265
Can you just let us make some fucking money this week? Like seriously dude? I want to make some fucking money before the big American holiday boss.

>>60573229

Were they saying Boo Allen or Booz Allen?

I was saying Booz Allen, sir.

>>60573298
kek

>>60573204
300 posts for Winnie the poo

CNBC posting the cute Vietnam girls.

>>60573332
Wtf, brother makes sewing machines?

>>60573332
such a waste. she should dance on tiktok and earn far more money that this.

>>60573337
I've seen them on Amazon.

>>60573332
they should send her 1 of thos SUVs

>>60573337
Not only do they make sewing machines, they're low quality sewing machines

>>60573287
You really can't wait to tell your stepsister's ex-methhead boyfriend how you are michael fucking dingleburry can you?

>>60573353
I don't have a step sister, so stopped reading there boss.

might be time to load some crypto miner tickers

>>60573224
You have become the boomer.

>>60573353
>>60573363
You two should kiss

>>60573262
It'll pop eventually, there's 1000s of AI software companies financed by VC. Still profiting from the hype though, this shit isn't popping anytime soon

>>60573236
I'm already in an online master's program. In fact, I haven't gone to an in-person class since the Spring 2020 semester at my local community college. Even if I went back to CC, the student body is made up of rural teenagers who use it as a springboard to big colleges due to the cheap tuition plus guaranteed admission to all state universities.
What's frustrating is that my inability to drive is the root of all my problems and destroyed the plans I had for my life. I think I look pretty good and am average height, have a good job (although I've had to pass up job offers where I would've made stupid money and probably enjoyed my work more), will inherit a good company, can talk to girls without spilling my spaghetti, etc., However, none of that matters if I can't physically get to girls, and being in IT (which I never wanted to do) doesn't exactly facilitate social interaction.

>>60573380

This is the “Zillow Effect”.
Seamless online transactions increases demand while supply stays the same. Applies to housing, job applications, college applications, used items, concert tickets, dating, hot vacation spots, and more.

>>60573392
driving is not too hard. fate prevented me from getting a license for a while too, epilepsy. is that the case with you as well? mine passed, haven't had a seizure in nearly 20 years.

>>60573407
There was some law that forced companies to reveal CEO salaries. All it did was drive up their salaries even more.

>>60573407
i hope an automation rollback comes soon. this shit isn't doing what was promised

>>60573407
Apparently business are deploying teams of cheap asian labor to buy concert tickets for resell to rich westerners. I think that is awesome myself and a great business. Then again I don't go to concerts.

Tommorow there will be a sell off. Ill sell puts and collect on Monday. It was revealed to me In a dream.

>>60573407
I haven't been to a concert since I took my gf to see Andrea Bocelli

>>60573430
That makes sense that there'd be a selloff tomorrow so that means we'll probably gigapump all day instead

>>60573430
Anon I was going to call my bank to put some more money into VWCE tomorrow but I have a doctor's appointment so I am going to do it on Friday.

The market will not sell off until after I have made the purchase, so sleep easy. Tomorrow will be fine. Friday is questionable.

>>60572418
it'll get patched next week

>>60573452
>Friday
Hope you a Euro boy, dem markets gon' be closed on Friday beeeetch

>>60573453
This ride never ends.

>>60573479
wtf why again? trump was right about there being way too much bullshit holidays

>>60573479
They should just close the markets for the summer, too hot to trade.

>>60573479
VWCE is traded in Germany (Euro equivalent to VT) so it should be fine.

Shame we must have Euro equivalents to American ETFs.

>>60573485
>he forgot about fireworks + praise israel day
America has fallen, it's over

>>60573482
what the fuck kinda computer is that

>>60573452
My EVROPEAN brother and fellow vcwe holder, Friday is burger colonialism day.

>>60573413
Yup. 24 and never driven a car because it's come back every time it seems to be under control. They told me I'd probably outgrow it, but that wasn't true. Every doctor I've seen has no idea what's going on, and I even got invited to join some type of study at Johns Hopkins, but it would've been too difficult.
I think I'll shoot for a license at some point just for emergencies, but the risk probably outweighs the reward of casual driving. Just last week, I got really woozy and even started seeing double, which I'm guessing was my brain fritzing out but getting blocked by the meds. I never got auras until recently, which I guess is kind of positive.

Are the markets closing early tomorrow?

>>60573507
I don't know. The person who drew pic related said it was based on that.

>>60573507
Google lens search says ASUS TUF Gaming Laptop.

imagine using cloudshit

>>60573407
not fucking paying for shit in weimar dollars or I'm using your money
sucks to be you

>>60573518
make sure to get enough sleep and watch your stress levels. and you may outgrow it. sorry about that. i remember our earlier talks, you have it pretty bad. it can pass though, i don't know how or why but i hope it does for you.

>>60572974
>speed dating event I attended last week
just go to where 'women' are and ask them out one after another, its free.

>>60573546
This. They can only say no as many times as you ask so have at it, anon.

>markets are up again
everyone is pricing in the tax bill passing and the income tax just disappearing from middle class families

Market has a chance of dumping in power hour. Because tomorrow is expected to be very low volume and not move much. So no reason to hold.

I will buy CRWV before closing. It will rubber band in the morning.

>>60573507
Alienware laptop from the 2010s

t. my fren had one

>>60573247
Aye will do, thanks man I appreciate it

>>60573562
Huge if true. Wife is due at the end of December and you bet your ass I'll be yankingy wife's son out myself if he hasn't popped out yet on NYE. Need them bennies (plus wife is already over her deductible for the year lol)

>>60573332
How much to just buy whole Vietnamese girl to make my pants? Can I get a bulk discount?

>>60573546
Don't do this it's how you get no kids and divorce raped

Sold my $OSCR shares, I think they'll drop even more

>>60573590
That's gay shit. Max your credit cards either get rich or go bankrupt. Run drugs across the border to quick cash. Fuck jobs debt isn't real

>>60572405
very bullish for Johnson & Johnson

>>60573602
>How much to just buy whole Vietnamese girl to make my pants?
You buy her to get out of pants, not make pants!

>>60573603

Shit I just bought, thought we were about to hit the golden cross?

WHO IS BUYING AT THESE LEVELS

>>60573630
>he doesn't know the bill is going to pass
bobo..

>>60573627
Idk, I regretted selling as soon as I sold it but I have a feeling it will drop a bit more. I'll probably buy more if it does

>>60573380
No, that anon hasn't become "le boomer."
Boomers had offspring, yet chose to blow their wealth on their own lavish lifestyles.

>>60573633
They don't have time to work through the changes between senate and house bills, then to vote again. Senators are already fucking their whores while watching fireworks.

>>60573544
Thanks. I appreciate it.
>>60573546
>>60573561
Good advice, but the issue is that I can't reach the girls to put the Boomhauer Method to work. Living in a rural area of a blue state sucks. I wish lived in the South proper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7FVmeJXwCY

I sold at the first god candle and didn’t get to ride the whole bull run, but it’s okay cause there will always be other opportunities

>>60573630
The shoeshiners (uber drivers) are passing out stock tips!

I see it's one of those days where the S&P increases at a rate of literally $0.01 per minute, but does so for 6 hours straight.

I love america so god damn much its unreal too bad I was born as a fucking europoorean.

>>60573562
Why the fuck do we need a child tax credit?

>>60573686
I don't know, why do ((((you)))) think so?

>>60573686
>Why the fuck do we need a child tax credit?
Comfy people do not want kids, population declines, destroys economic system which is based on continuous growth. That is one reason for the panic import of illegal aliens withd kids. New immigrants and first generation pump out large numbers of kids. As they become more financially successful they pump out fewer kids, then none at all because its not worth it. Lots of western countries are desperate to increase their populations, who else is going to borrow all that new fiat currency the government is printing?

>>60573705
We could get around this if we just seized the means of reproduction and put women into state funded baby mills boss.

>>60573686
Kids are fucking expensive.

>>60572974
Obesity has personality implications

>>60573717
I've almost got my mom convinced on this!

spy 620 Pogchamp

>>60573717
>put women into state funded baby mills boss
I volunteer to run one of the baby mills, I will ensure continuous output, but I am not paying for their up keep.

>>60573705
Everything you said is correct, except the major caveat is that AI has completely changed things. We don't need more human processing power anymore to power the economy; AI can now take on a lot of that burden. So I wish people in power, like Elon, would stop pushing the population growth shit, because it's not necessary anymore to trash our quality of life with billions more stinking, shitting apes. We can grow infinitely with AI. Hell, even countries like Japan can be saved now.

>>60573730
True. I would be worried about the example it could set for any future kids. A bit of a drain on the wallet, too.

how she looks at me when she discovers I own SOXL...

>>60573641
The deadline is not really important, it's self imposed for symbolic reasons. They could just pass it a week late nbd

Why does the market go down when private sector job losses are announced, but stocks like Bumble go up when they announce layoffs?

Next week everything flash dumps from tarriff fears

>>60573746
I know, god I love zoomers. Who else would be buying at these prices? It's like they want to pay more money. Had my limit sell at $619.97 because I figured there'd be a massive sell wall right at $620

>>60573788
Massive bobo cope

I just ate a banana that had no brown spots whatsoever. Bullish.

tariffs?

I may have actually timed a top today

>cnc dumped so hard the options chain ran out

>>60573705
why not just tweak the system? in reality everything would be fine if the current resources are maintained

>>60573761
Yes bro inifnitie porn pics and accounting is literally all there is to life. Bow that we have ai we don't need niggers to pick our crops and clean our toilets

>>60573614
Underrated post. Anons ITT not high IQ enough to get it.

>>60573811
A win for consumers is a loss for businesses. Bearish.

$51.99
>NO

3 easy payments of $19.99
>TAKE MY MONEY

>>60573823
>4 star morning star rating
>92 dollar fair value price
Kek, those poor fundamentalbaggies. Get fucked CNCels.

>>60573828
Manual labor will still need to be done by people for a long time, but the actual smart, information processing work that drives advanced economies can be done by AI more and more, meaning we don't need to keep shitting out primates to do it. Unless you're a luddite retard who STILL somehow thinks technology has an upper limit.

Tomorrow is bullish

Jeff Bezos got married again hahaha

>>60573859
Life runs on food picked by niggers nigger. Everything else is a Jewish lie

>>60573876
Shorting amazon for future divorce settlement

>>60573877
>>>/pol/ is that way nigga

is UNH dip safe to buy? i want to buy something and everything else is green today

30 minutes left
What do I buy?
>t. Chewy anon

>>60573894
Buy SOXS puts

>>60573894
recession insurance boss

>>60573877
Even food will be picked by robots eventually, anon. That's maybe 30 years out. At that point, we'll seriously be within spitting distance of actual utopia, unless we keep overcrowding the planet for no sensible reason.

>>60573900
>we'll seriously be within spitting distance of actual utopia,
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>60573900
30 years is too far out, maybe 5 more years tops.

>>60573900
I don't think so, Tim.

>>60573891
No because:
>sector is down because exchange projections show losses
>the price can go down more, say 10% from last week
>price target $270 a share

I traded so well today boys

Do you ever buy a stock because you like and use their product in your life?

unh news?

OSCR is crashing and burning with bi survivors. I’ve been pumped and now I’m being dumped.

>>60573934
In clown market, I don't buy anything with a P/E under 200

>>60573934
Who are you, Peter Lynch?

>>60573932
Based, can I get a couple of COST hot dogs if you're going by anytime soon

>>60573946
Every month I get fleeced by Spotify and I can't quit it.

>P/E 108

>>60573851
they thought they can ask the government to rape those poor people like in the scandi shitholes

>>60573934
yeah i bought SSO because i like their product

>>60573900
and somehow despite that the world will become many times more miserable as the government remains stuck in the past as if you could still walk into the factory and handshake to get a job

>>60573894
I decided on BABA calls
10, July 11th $105

>>60573407
>cheap concert tickets
Supposedly artists must charge more for concerts to make up the revenue lost by CD's being replaced by Spotify.

>>60573934
I bought MODG for this reason and it’s done me well

>>60573985
BABA looks cheap as a stock, but I don't see any reason why it would go up so soon. I'd wait for earnings at least.

>>60574004
You'll see ;)

>>60573900
You'll be picking the food because all the white collar jobs will be given to indians

>>60573934
Yes, goga-gola.
Though I just buy mexican coke.

>>60573991
that is bullshit. So if im a baker, and i need a million dollars to cure my cancer, i must charge bread a million dollars by your logic, right? Except no because nobody would pay.

Or are you claiming that in the past artists could have charged more, but they chose not to because they didnt like having more money
>im already making money from CDs, getting more money would be greedy so i dont want to, i dont want money.

if a venue can hold 50k people, you charge the largest amount that 50k people are willing to pay. Prices for entertainment are going up because there's more and more people willing to pay more and more. its supply and demand. always was.

>>60574018
The difference is you, as a baker, are not being raped by record labels and how they slice a pie 19 different ways

>>60574009
No, I'll be picking the food a few years from now because all the white collar jobs will be given to AI. I'll be doing nothing 30 years from now except fucking my QT AI robot wife because AI will be doing both the white collar jobs and the food picking jobs.

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

DING! DING! DING!
Alright charts down everyone!

This is fucking insane LMAO

>>60573694
babe, don't do that. i know you don't mean it but it's unnecessary.

>>60574047
It was good, thanks for asking.

>>60574048
>>60574047
My best day since September of last year.

>>60574047
+0.69%

>>60574023
How tf does that make a difference how the pie is split. They'll always charge the highest price that the audience is willing to pay, unless they have some kind of brain damage in which case they need medical treatment first

>>60574048
+0.78%
Surprised I got to keep my gains today. EoD dumps have been wiping out all my gains for weeks. I should probably just sell at noon every day.

>>60574047
I still didn't sell GALT my port got heemed. I'm down 20% from last week

>>60574047
+$430. This bubble is so fucking retarded, but I'll keep vacuuming up the free money for as long as people keep clamoring to pay higher prices for stocks.

>>60574047
+2.01%

>>60573891
Price target is $600

>>60574047
+0.14%

>>60574047
3.12%

>>60574047
I called everyone a nigger a bunch of times. I don't own any stocks. Very bullish

>>60574047
maybe this is lucky timing but the second I got over the mythical six figures everything started to go up really fast

The Avantis small-cap ETF launched an EU version recently (AVWS) and it already saw a lot of inflows as expected.

Has that translated to gains for its top holdings? That might be interesting to look at

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>>60574120

>>60574120

>>60574120

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>>60574112
if dividend funds didn't exist I'd be in AVGV almost 100%

>>60574047
+7.10%
Feels pretty great

>>60574047
Today: +2.04%
This Week: +3.24%
This Month: +2.86%
This Year: -37.87%

I had to fix my formulas which were wrong, so the numbers were actually a little worse than I originally calculated

>>60574047
+4%

>>60574047
I got crabbed

>>60574047
+1.57%

>>60573934
I would if the Arizona Beverage Company had stock. Honestly seems like the type of thing Buffet would be into.

>>60574787
They really should go public...
Do they sell any NFTs or anything at least?

>>60573571
>I will buy CRWV before closing.
Inverse Cramer rule says it will moooon

>>60574169
That looks so fucking dry