Thread 60574120

Smile edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous >>60572395

I would like to give a big thank you to all the retarded liberal fear mongering about the totally incoming impending economic collapse of the country that allowed us to scoop.
Your sacrifice was appreciated

Erm, GALTsissies? Short squeeze status?

how to get the returns of a 2x/3x fund but avoid the drawdown/decay? how get leverage spx/ndx returns but avoid the stinky times?

I can't wait for all of wall street to wake up and realize what a fucking bender they've been on. Massive selling, margin calls, people jumping out of buildings. I can't fucking wait for it, for that is when I will make my move and purchase "cheapies" boss.

A smart man once said if you ain't at the table you're on the menu

>HOOD at 86.46B mkt cap
>spy updated its requirements
Hey you idiots. If you didn't buy HOOD then unironically call suicide hotline. don't go dying because your dumbass didn't buy

calls motherfuckers. CALLS

Why are we still pretending UNH is worth less than 600?

>>60574208
$270 and not a penny more.

The ai revolution is coming
In that your American job is being replaced by an indian who does it for a fraction of the cost

Is the BBB going to pass tomorrow?

>>60574240
It may pass the house, but the bill has to go to committee and work out the differences between the senate and house bills. Then they have to vote again.
>tldr no

gamer discrimination

>>60574263
Girl tells me it is either me or the video games. And here I sit having to deal with all this bullshit about needing to make tons of red circuits for blue science.

My sources in Washington just called me to say the 1<3xB is going to pass boss.

I'm thinking maybe shorting US tech today wasn't such a great idea.

>>60574290
You doing yesterdays trade, today. Many such cases.

>>60574240
No, the house hates the senate version
The senate thinks the house is retarded
It might unironically die

>>60574047
+1.10%
And I get paid tomorrow instead of Friday.

So... What do we expect on 9th july? Time to accumulate insane CASH to buy at the TITANICAL dip?

So basically we are just going to pump constantly until SPY hits 1000 by the end of the year

>>>60574047
+4.60% today
+8.49% MTD
+29.70% 3MTD
Thank you for the tip on GRRR anon
>>>60574053
Damnnnnnnnnn

>>60574312
Yeah. Stockpile cash for the fake and gay muh tariff deadline!! minidump, and be ready to slurp

>>60574312
Trump is entirely focused on building a positive legacy as a dealmaker. He put pauses on the tariffs after the huge initial meltdown they caused and lead to non-retards getting huge gains slurping the artificial dip.
Most likely he’ll extend the pause of most, and announce deals with others.
At worst we’ll see a slight dip but nothing like post liberation day.

Is it a full day tomorrow? They aren't doing that close early bullshit, right?

>>60574343
Wait for the GDP numbers to confirm Trump has fucked this economy TWO TIMES boss!!!!!

>>60574350
Closes early

>>60574132
this
it made me go from a possibly 5%YTD to a 8 almost 9 by now

>>60574343
i hope it doesnt work out and the market crashes 30%

>>60574208
It's not gonna pump for like 2 years

>>60574380
Healthcare does great in recessions, and you best start believing in recessions boss.

What is /biz/ thinking about the upcoming DAL earnings? Might be a good time to jump in on some csps next week. Thinking 43 ish strike.

>>60574350
>>60574356
Fuck, we do close early, that sucks!

>>60574176
Market doesn't care about brokies who can't afford rent and funko pops hoss.

Sausage roll bros ……..

>>60574417
People can still afford dolls, just instead of twelve they can only buy two boss.

>>60574353
The market will pump because extra rate cuts will be guaranteed

>NYC now has a commie migrant mayor
>Wall Street is actually occupied
>Markets at ATH, so very far too fall
>Tariffs are happening and are now seen as a good thing

I think the last Q of 2025 is going to be one for the history books

>>60574290
Ngmi, specially with that green open

>>60574305
I just found out the tax jews overtaxed me by £1k. Not much, but it made my day.
God is good my niggas

>>60574453
Nice
I haven't actually done my taxes yet....

>>60574152
buy before stocks go down and sell before they go up

I have a confession to make. If anyone remembers I have been shilling PALL couple months and weeks back. But I actually lost money on it, stopped trading it, and now I'm missing the rally.

When is GRRR deal finished, when pump for GRRR

>>60574284
based autism game
unironically liked the actual space exploration mod than the slop they put in the game recently, it's just too convoluted and annoying
I miss the capsule and automating resource shooty guns
if she gives you ultimatums and you cave youll never see the end of it, never cuck

>>60574213
>AI will replace you
>An Indian will replace
fuck

>>60574375
Fuck off kamala

>>60574559
you already posted that last thread

>>60574353
The gdp will come in hot tho

Getting tired of stores sending emails with "your monthly summary" in the subject line like it's a credit card statement

>>60574647
Use a burner email address for purchases so they don't clog up your main. I still have a hotmail account from 30 years ago with at least 100,000 unread junk emails.

>Trump is screeching about Powell again
tiring

https://edition.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed
>still only 65 Greed even after this massive pumping in recent days

>>60574618
Yeah and now like 80% of anons rotated so I'm posting it again.

>>60574647
>>60574671
>sign up for anything
>untick the box that says "please send me junk mail" so they don't send me shit
>receive a bunch of shit and now i have to spend 3-5 seconds to unsubscribe all and report them as spam

for what purpose do they do this shit.

>>60574719
>2025
>his balls weren't already eaten off by a hungry badger in the park while he was napping on a park bench
Lucky son of a bitch, rub it in why don'tcha

>>60574729
I wouldn't go that far

Recession will start late Q3 / early Q4, assuming we aren't already in one.

>>60574719
I've been kicked in the balls by a horse
It sucks

Not gonna buy until July 9th happens

>>60574767
technically that's not possible, either it started two days ago or it will start in 2026

>>60574771
*doesnt happen

>>60574778
I foresaw it during my ayahuasca trip.

>>60574399
What in the actual flying fuck? Not only closed for July 4, which is already ridiculous enough for a non religious holiday, but even closed for half a day before that? Are you fucking shitting me? It's a day where people stuff their fat motherfucking faces with greasy goyslop and cancer inducing piss beer, not the day jesus got fucking disemboweled. I hope every single person at the NYSE kills themselves in front of their children

>>60574719
I actually relate to that feel somewhat, I don't really like it when my retirement account is parabolically skyrocketing on no good news like a shitcoin

>>60574805
But anon that isn-
>Q1 is revised positive milliseconds before Q2 numbers come out negative, recession dodged
>they forget to do it again at the start of Q4 while fighting raiders off the white house lawn, and Q3 negative confirms recession
holy shit

>>60574695
>It's the toguro bro poster
WAZZUP BRO

I hope they convict Powell of lying to congress and he gets raped to death in a federal penitentiary

>>60574353
Q2 GDP will be positive because less imports compared to Q1 boss.

>>60574845
powell's decisions have no effect on your life

Will deposit $50k more this year, how do I 20x this

>>60574855
you are a stupid nigger if you think interest rates don't matter

>>60574858
UNH calls with leverage boss

>>60574855
literally everything powell says and does affects my life, i can't think about anything else but jerome powell, i forget to eat and sleep sometimes, because i am thinking about what jerome powell has said

>>60574863
i dont have a mortgage or a car loan so right now powell isn't really affecting my life m8

>>60574872
then shut your nigger mouth up

>>60574871
>we need to balance employment with economic growth
>dental plan
>we're waiting on more data
>lisa needs braces

>>60574601
Fuck your gains migger

>>60574888
Checked, fuck off tim

>>60574312
>this loser hasn't brib- "campaign donated" enough or bought enough $TRUMP scam token to get the invite to the Trump private chat
Then you'll just have to guess what he does to the stock market rather than getting the pre-game answer like Blackrock, Eric Trump, or whoever donated to Don the Con right?

>>60574841
sup
I'm ashamed cause my silver prediction was plainly wrong.

>>60574858
how about you just buy TQQQ

>>60574845
LOL no one in power goes to jail.
Are you retarded or autistic?

Powell has and will continue to win.
You continued to get fucked.

Since all the gains come from a handful of companies, doesn't that mean the economy really is shit? Shouldn't we be shorting everything?

>>60574986
I know it was wrong, but I still saved your comments because of ebin toguro. Which is your favorite arc?

>>60574993
its possible that giants simply have massive comparative advantage in the 21st century, although yes the shit and piss is cooked

>>60575017
i dont like it

>>60575003
Tournament arc hands down the best anime fights but not sure how much is this impression colored by my nostalgia goggles

>>60574993
>Shouldn't we be shorting everything?
Going right ahead bobo, see how it works out for you

>>60575032
Its Pretty cool

>>60575033
Chapter black is better though. Although tournament arc Is kino of the highest order as well

I should hit $1m net worth in April

>>60575086
>I should hit $1m net worth in April
April 2050?

>>60574855
I work in real estate. If interest rates drop I'll see double the business I currently have.

there should be no rates.
there should be no federal reserve.

>>60575100
No, next year

>>60575086
Put it all on black and just get there now, anon
>>60575114
Do you really need to be so anti Semitic in these trying times?

>>60575120
>13 years to get to 7 figures

Damn nigger you fucking suck at this

>>60575131
Yeah I worked in a shit job for a while and wasn't really investing, just making enough to get by

>>60575139
Fair enough man. Happy you've escape wagie life. Put 300k in high yield dividends and keep investing the rest, is my recommendation

>>60575131
Post yours faggot

>>60575142
I'm still a wagie, just making a lot more money now.

>>60575142
Also to clarify, the yellow line is retirement accounts. So while I wasn't making a lot of extra cash in that old job, I was putting some into retirement, which is why that line consistently went up (blue line is total nw). It wasn't till like 2016 when I started putting extra pay into Vanguard funds, and then late 2020 when I got a new job that actually pays well.

>>60575149
Started June 1st and I'm already up 35 percent. Initially put in 3k and have added around 4k, sitting at around 12k total now.

This shit is easy. If you just swing trade you're constantly making profits as long as you put stop losses on shit so you don't lose everything, put your money into high volatility shit like 3x Leveraged Etfs (soxl in my case), then just swing trade it. Every time I swing trade even a dollar it's another 500 I can just buy in shares and keep doing it.

I really don't get how people over complicate it

>>60575163
>sitting at around 12k total now.
So you are at $12k and posting how making $1m is easy.

>>60575173
As you should know, the more capital you have, the faster you make money. This is evident by the guys chart where once he was hitting 200k it was easy street. You don't have to be a fucking rocket surgeon to do the math and see that by just being able to use capital, every time a stock even goes up slightly in price, you can swing trade it for a profit, albeit small. Do this enough times you basically just start making more because you're able to buy more shares. You should know this

Regardless of if I was at 12k or 120k, the math is the same. It's an arbitrary number.

>>60575186
So you only got $12k....ppppfffff hahahahaahah

>>60574880
Funny. I told your mom the same thing last night.

>>60575196
Why did you reply to me in two separate posts when we have IDs on this board and you only needed to make 1 post? Maybe the math actually is too complicated for you. Sorry for discriminating against dumb niggers

>>60575204
ok 12k

>>60575205
Ah, another /biz/ argument won.

*cuts notch in katana

>>60575008
>>60575017
>>60575032
>>60575049
where did you faggots find these pictures of me?

>>60574756
The night is young. I can feel it in my bones. By morning we'll be going farther. Either house of representatives will screw up BBB, Trump will open his fat mouth, or some curve ball will come out of no where. Maybe even a combination there of.

>>60575208
>*cuts notch in katana
post pic of katana 12k

so..uh.... now that I'm unbanned.
I mean, nice for american companies to sell tarifffree stuff in Vietnam (implying they can afford that), but now americans get 20% instead of the 10% that were in the meantime. How do you think will the Fed like that?

>>60575223
Sorry only elite /biz/raelis get to gaze upon my katana that has steel that's been folded over 40 thousand times. Come back when you have some more experience under you belt, bucko. You definitely need it when you lose an argument to a broke nigga like me.

>>60575213
You wish. Post body

>>60575227
The fed has been buckbroken by tarrifs

>>60575231
>to a broke nigga like me.
I thought you were a millionaire? You know, you were bragging how great you were at making $1M but you only got $12k. That's how you got your name 12k

>>60575238
I never said I was a millionaire. Are you unironically ESL? The better question is why you're dick riding me still

God bless Larry Ellison. Every time I think my Oracle stock has run out of steam it goes apeshit again.

>>60575246
>why you're dick riding me still
I am ass fucking you 12k

>>60575231
you seriously shouldn't be giving people advice with a measle 12k portfolio. MUCH LESS on swing trading volatile ETF's
I'm an SOXL tranny telling you this btw, you've simply experienced the upside of SOXL that started in April, trying to time the swings like a finbro youtube guru is gonna get your folio wiped, YES EVEN WITH STOP LOSSES
stop gambling, just buy and hold, and stop giving people advice you broke piece of shit

>>60575249
>dodged the esl question
Yeah, brown fingers typed this post.

FYI, not that you niggers care, but there’s an indian that has literally gone through dozens or even hundreds of start-ups in just a couple years.

Literally crushes the interview, never does a single day of legit work, gets fired in under a month.
probably pulling in more than $1M/yr churning jobs like this

there’s going to be a lot of youtube videos coming out about this over the next week.

>>60575255
you know you like it 12k

>>60575236
The Fed is not buck broken. Trump has been buck broken by the Fed. It's Trumps own fault too.
>Powell confirms that the Fed would have cut by now were it not for tariffs
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/07/01/powell-confirms-that-the-fed-would-have-cut-by-now-were-it-not-for-tariffs.html

>>60575252
I was involved in trading years ago and only started back up in June. I got my real start in 2018 doing options and basically rode that out, life got in the way, and now I'm back because I've got disposable income again. Only reason why I stopped was I had to put my money elsewhere for a few years.

Soxl or not, buying into any high volume and volatility stock that's under 20 dollars that's on even a slightly upward trend can net you decent profits with 12k alone. Soxl has been on a good run, I can't deny that, but it's important to build this initial capital before I go back to playing it safe. I'm not some guru timing the market, it's all initial capital and right now this is a safe bet considering the retarded AI craze (Microsoft included, just did layoffs and said they're shifting towards more ai), so naturally semis and soxl are going to do well. I'm not buying in to retarded meme stocks, just following market trends.

If I was doing dumb shit like calls or futures you'd be right. But that's not the case

>>60575266
Yes that is literally the fed buckbroken by tarrifs. It exposed them as imbeciles that know nothing, there has been no tarrif inflation, because inflation is a monetary phenomenon and tarrifs are neutral to the money supply

>>60575286
Cope tranny. Orange man is getting ass raped by Powell. That's a fact. No amount of verbal gymnastics can change that.

I accept your concession

>>60575252
>you seriously shouldn't be giving people advice with a measle 12k
12k retard is funny with his advice, like the 'Buy SBSW' OCD guy. Its good humor when the market is closed and board is slow.

PLUG bros
It's time...the future looks PLUGGED

xAmSCmQc acting like king then admits he has been trading for years and all he has to show for it is 12k

I ate too much leftover pizza for dinner. Bearish for getting a good night’s sleep

>>60575316
Chart looks awful

>>60575328
Took a break. Had to take out the money I had for other things. Did quite well back then, this time will be the same

>>60575310
>Fed on course to cut rates throughout 2025
>Trump gets into office sets off enacting terrible policy including a trade war
>economy and inflation becomes so uncertain tje Fed can no longer cut rates
>Trump literally howling and screaming on social media as Powell pumps his thick cock into Trump's ass
>Official Trump Status: Buck Broken by the Fed
You didn't accept anything tranny. You can't even accept ywnbarw. No suprise you can't accept Trump's shameful buck broken status.

>>60575282
very well, hope you make it

>>60575378
Appreciate you chief. Same to you. I'm not just a retard who saw soxl and thought it was a cool name and bought.

Soxl 50 usd EOM

>>60575163
>Started June 1st
LOL stopped reading there

>>60575346
Will loan service industry see benefits?

>>60574135
coming tomorrow
last minute

How is there a 5 minute vote in the senate, the time has passed, and they are still voting?

>>60564452
>>60564493
hi

>>60564461
i still have 220k shares i'll ride this remainder for $3 maybe higher, probably just hold it until the company gets bought out, likely scenario by end of 2027

>>60567876
>>60564513
im holding over 40% cash now, not eager to jump into a market index etf right away, ill just collect 2.5% savings interest for a month or so while i think bout it (might want to treat myself to something nice, maybe set some aside for a vacation trip in half a year)

might be awol until 2026 i certainly dont feel as stressed anymore, dont feel like i need to check this daily anymore, just Q4 and then Q1 next year

>>60575421
>and they are still voting?
Israel is demanding US give them another $100 billion in the budget, oh, and the B-2 bombers too

>>60575405
Should read my other posts, bucko. Took a break from the market for a while

Anyone here holding NAK? How you feeling about tomorrow?

i dont have to pay a single dollar in taxes i am now a half millionaire if you count canadian dollars as real money and if you count my other account (fhsa with $45K) on top of this :)

thank you to the original gsi.v shill years ago, i only started seriously building a position in 2022-2023 but it would not have been possible if i was never shilled it in 2020 in the first place

>>60575426
Yay or Nay, what do you say?

>>60575346
the federal pell grant is one of the most beloved pieces of legislation ever made
if the dems win the next presidency they better make FDR look like a fucking joke with the reforms or im never voting again

>>60575425
>>60575435
make sure to keep us posted on whatever penny-stock you plan on investing in next. Would love to ride whatever meme you pick to the top like you did with this one (though with a significantly smaller portion of my portfolio than you gambled with).

I have like $15k in fiat and don't know if I should buy more silver or stocks. the dollar is turning to shit quick. wat do?

lol

>>60575508
i got all my ideas from biz/smg, none of them were my ideas lol, whenever i see an interesting value play here i just verify that it's not a value trap like intel and put it on my watch list

gme (august 2020 i mean, not schizo gme now though i bought a small position for fun)
semiconductors, oil, JXN, and ai dashcams waking up
missed out on RYCEY cause it's not allowed in my tfsa (not on approved exchange)

alternatively we might be due for another dip or crash now that ai smallcaps are also rallying. After all it's only a bubble once smallcaps are also involved. I'd like to hope it wont pop until after 2027 (haha 2008 = 2028 then) so i wont be going majority cash yet

>>60575163
Top signal unironically. When people like this start getting into "swing trading" and think it's easy to make a living with it, you know nature has to heal soon. It's easy to feel like a genius when every conceivable asset is gigapumping every minute of every day for no reason.

>>60575557
and that retardation could keep going all the way to the end of next year

>>60575532
No BBB?

>>60575566
I don't disagree. It will keep going until normies run out of capital to dump in.

delusional

>Investors in the US Treasury market are zeroing in on a pivotal jobs report as they weigh the chances of the Federal Reserve cutting interest rates in July

>>60575569
speaker is calling the bluff of the Fiscal Hawks after they told him to fuck off for 10 hours
they're likely not going to budge and will vote no

Is this another 9 hours "5 minutes" vote?

When are the nuclear stocks going to go back up

>>60575590
Given current events and projections it's doubtful there will be any cuts unless a black swan appears.

BBB IS FINISHED
IT'S DEAD
TRUMP LOST
LMAO

>>60575674
Great. Now we can dump.

>>60575682
Actually bad news is bullish, chud. What's that? You think it's good news? Good news is bullish. What's that? You think it's a nothingburger? No news is bullish. We pump 1.2% tomorrow.

>>60575425
wp anon, withdraw small portion and treat yourself. it's rather insane when you convert numbers on a screen into real life goods and services and put that in perspective of dayjob wage

>>60575694
TRVKE

>>60575674
Damage control on the day prior to Independence Day? Lol, lmao even.

Trump should dump all support for Israel. Maybe that'll tip the vote.

>>60575557
No, not yet. People are still in disbelief, lots of fud flying around, not a mania yet. Maybe in November at earliest.

>>60575694
No. Today there is a dump which will let me sell puts.

>>60575674
>Raw Sale RTS

>Deficit hawks are legit going to sabotage the bill

lmfao

fuck the Better Business Bureau

217 NAY
207 YEA
08 NV
I'TS OVER

>>60575730
>I'TS OVER

i thought our guy already passed the bill? politics are a meme lol. they'll change 1-3 things and pass it next week i guess.

>Massie just flipped to Nay

THEY GAINED A NAY

HAHAHAHAHA

SHART OF THE DEAL

>>60575760
>"You just can't raise the deficit like that!"
>"Also, all of us on both sides have absolutely no cohesive idea on how to lower the deficit."

>>60575775
Those numbers are basically a way to say, "lol, no way fag." That was pretty well organized.

>>60574120 (OP)
This is the best launch on SOL

Automatically pays out 20 of the best stock options on chain (tokenized)

https://dexscreener.com/solana/ETFVZ9K1VS98Cef12H6CPchs8RJfipmb4x3hyUrkcNST

Thinking about buying SBSW today.

>BUT WHAT ABOUT THE JOOOOOOZZZZZZ


Holy fuck we're a cucked nation

>>60575813
your LATE

I keep thinking I'm buying the top of soxl but it keeps going up. Who the fuck is actually buying nvda, amd, txn, and intc? why??

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/07/03/us-lifts-chip-software-curbs-on-china-amid-trade-truce-synopsys-says-.html


T
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>>60575893
Probably entities that lend more debt to themselves and pump it forever, kinda like private equity. Also retail isn't out of money yet.

>>60575898
>assuming chinese don't just used cracked software so they don't have to pay

>>60574120 (OP)
Anons how does money work. The government paid me out from my time as an army man. How do I turn 100k into more. Im going back to school right now to get a new job ans their covering cost of living.

>>60575049
This one is good
>>60575186
You understand nothing

>>60575286
Oil production is also neutral to the money supply, there is such a thing as second order effects because when certain things happen, there is little choice but to change the money supply

>GRRR stock deal closed
>buyer is not NVDA like Reddit said
Sentiment, GRRRls?

>>60575952
Do you want a real answer?
Open a fidelity account. Make a new brokerage account there with a SPAXX basis. Dump a grand into VOO. Everytime the market dips just cover the amount you "lost" in port value with your cash in SPAXX. You'll feel active and also end up not chasing any sort of dragon.
Once you get a feel for it you can get more playful but you just got a lump sum so don't be a fucking retard.

>>60576006
I want to build something long term. Im not gonna blow it all on anything dumb. My cars already paid, Im back living with my parents and renting out my place. Worst thing Im gonna do will probably be buy some new clothes for school as most of mine are just gym clothes.

>>60575952
>Anons how does money work
You were paid a fiat currency, not money. There is a difference. First, you want to protect what you got. You should see a financial advisor on how to best protect and grow your money for your retirement. If you are young and continue working there are options for more saving and investing to grow your money. Its a learning process, do not throw your money away on some shit stock

>>60574120 (OP)
Quadrupled my stash with Pepe token and it's still going up. I forgot I put me a nice chunk of change into it and just checked. Nice. I probably will ride the green line to the top on this one. Crypto fags won.

>>60576025
I think the bank already wants to talk to me they've been calling since I got it. Im currently going back to school and am still young enough to start another career.

>Trump stopping weapon deliveries to Ukraine
Thank you Trump for pumping my EU def bags.

>>60576025
Well then just do what I said you crayon eating Jarhead retard. You got a lump payout while the market is at an ATH AND while money market accounts are still returning 4%. Just go low and slow and if there's some retarded 10% correction downward them maybe throw 10g's in, but in this environment buying any big sum in anything is a recipe for you getting burned. Play with just a grand for now.

>>60576044
Thanks anon. Im in no rush my expanses are covered thru school and hopefully theres no gap between that and finding a job. Im in a good spot so no rush to create income.

>>60574858
>>60574868
By the definition of the asset category and strategy this is extremely high risk but sufficiently dated slightly OTM UNH calls would be pretty hard to fuck up right now

BASH BASH BASH COME ON FELLAS LETS MAKE SOME GODDAMN (BRI’ISH) GAINS

>>60575958
You're the first person to point out any flaws in my logic, so I'd love to hear your reasoning

>>60576205
Trading is not a logic problem, you’re oversimplifying the situation due to autism, many such cases
>I really don't get how people over complicate it
As a rule of thumb, if it seems too good to be true, it usually is. Nobody in here with a six figure port trades it like they did at five figs, and six figure hell is a very common place to be, not that I would know personally. Maybe you’re special, and immune to the psychology resisting putting your life savings on black every week, but I doubt it. I do wish you luck thoughever

yes i regret closing, yes i got cold feet, yes i am a retard. now that ive priced myself out should i just start shilling bobo cope?

Volume has died everywhere. Pack up your shit, go to the beach, come to buy the September dip

>>60576250
Sell in July and go die

>>60576222
I don't think it's a too good to be true thing. I think it's just a numbers game. In reality, the difference between 10000 and 100000 is a zero, nothing else. Naturally you buy 10000 and it doubles, you're at 20, 100k to 200k. I've had money, lost money, and had an experience that made me realize you can lose everything in a single day even if its notcyour fault. If I am what causes the downfall of my future, I can sleep at night.

>Maybe you’re special, and immune to the psychology resisting putting your life savings on black every week, but I doubt it.

Oh but that's where you're wrong my nigger. I used to live in a casino town and gambled every cent I had as long as I could pay rent and eat.

LET IT RIDE!

Financially speaking, Trump is even worse than Biden. There, I said it.

>>60574208
they say the Big Beatiful Bill is bad for the healthcare profits.
But then again, everything that Trump does is "well, i guess this time next year we'll have to eat human flesh to survive, oh well, shucks i guess " bad for the fags online. So I dont know if its true

>>60576340
I disagree. Trump is good for volatility.

>>60574120 (OP)
"you know I actually needed that loss to write off my gains" as a cope edition
SOUNanon here let me give you some advice from trading, don't hold 2x funds overnight and whenever you are taking screenshots of profits its time to sell some don't be that afraid of short term capital gains you end up losing more trying to hold for long term I notice even doe the millionare next door says most millionares hold long term but I think thats more certain funds and I have blown up thousands in my account holding onto good trades too long. Inb4 warren buffet said let you winners ride, yeah and he's also retarded without Charlie Munger and he tried telling his people "don't sell no matter what" and panic sold because of Kamala lmao

>>60576374
honestly I’ve made more from RHM than UNH this year bc I don’t give a shit about RHM and will buy every dip and sell every rip. Meanwhile I’ve been hodling 30 UNH since sub-300 and am too scared to sell in case it never goes down. And it always does

>>60575816
Well what about them?

Anybody got some of that trickle-down economy for me?

>>60576404
I can take a piss on your head friend.

>>60576410
If you're not having a stream maybe you should visit an urologist.

>>60576257
Hey! Stop reposting my images so soon or I WILL WRITE A STRONGLY WORDED POST

>>60575964
Also not inflation

>>60576340
I'm happy as fuck Trump won because at least shit happens (yeah I know nothing ever actually happens but still). Biden was boring as shit, the market slowly trended upwards (fucking SNORE) and you were better off just putting all your money in snooze fest fortune 500 stocks

With trump it's a God damn Rollercoaster because everytime he opens his mouth different sectors of each market shift. Every day is a brand new adventure.

Only cucks who put all their money into Roth iras and 401ks hate trumps Rollercoaster because their safety tendies don't increase 2 percent a year

>>60576363
It's bad for healthcare profits because deregulation allows smaller start ups to increase competition and drive the costs down

Its pro consumer

>>60575738
They are repealing the aca? Holy based

>>60576415
Damn scotland is lookin' rough.

>>60575985

The identity of the GRRR investor still hasn't been confirmed.

>>60576432
Sounds like trickle.down economy rhetoric.

In the EU they also didn't increase capital requirements even though it was planned. That because of the grim economic prospect. Argument was: Less capital requirement = more lending
Guess what, Banks were not lending as much as the ECB wanted and hoped for.

>>60576443
would the girl until menopause

>>60576455
Never reply to my posts again shill bot

>>60576492
reply

reminder that if you're investing based on reading 10ks, audits, checking insider buying/selling, price actions, EPS, net EPS, revenue, cash flow, growth, performance outlook, acquisitions, court cases, supply shortages, liquidity,

then set aside the bucket and quit now whilst some of your capital has yet to be tossed overboard.

a stock's fate is determined by error, miscalculation, credit crunches, bubbles, unexpected overproduction, intentionally malicious underproduction, inefficiency, corruption, bribes, graft, grift, shakedowns, goldbricking, insider trading, cupidity,

>>60576429
gambling on him just leads to huge losses long term

Is Hakeem going to talk 9 hours now as revenge?

The company, owned by Alphabet, will meet its rivals and the European Commission to discuss its proposals during a July 7-8 workshop in Brussels, the document said.
The EU's landmark Digital Markets Act, under which Google has been charged, sets out a list of dos and don'ts for Big Tech aimed at curbing their power and giving rivals more room to compete and consumers more choice.
Last week, Google offered to create a box at the top of the search page for a so-called vertical search service (VSS) which would contain links to specialised search engines as well as to hotels, airlines, restaurants and transport services.

TICK TOCK bulls the market is going to take a giant shit in exactly two hours when the official report gets released

>>60576536
finally, someone gets it.

>>60576559
>It's another bear funding with no position

>he's still trading stocks
>he's not getting into the private prisons business

>>60576536
too hard to read post so not doing any of that

>>60576559
My guy since when the fuck has fundamentals mattered? Show me one example in the last 20 years where the stock market reacted the way it should. You can't, just stop being a fag and make some money on the up side.

>>60576566
>not investing in alligator breeding farms

>BABA down $3
>I buy
>BABA down another $3
>ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>60576576
Chainlink baggie? Lol yeah, i can see why you hate fundamentals (fundamentally). But believe it or not there are people out there who dont think that everything is "fake and gay bro!" Jobs and employment matter.

>>60576415
It’s a good one anon

>>60576581

>Alibaba is seeking to raise $1.5 billion from the sale of bonds exchangeable into shares of Alibaba Health Information Technology

maybe that's why

any plays to look at?

Are you bracing for NFP?

good morning. market closes at 1pm today. make sure to do your gambling before then.

>>60576665
Sar good morning. How are you? Have a blessed day my friend

>>60576706
Bobo here, my hopes are low. Even if the report sucks ass, they won't dump it. Maybe for a few minutes, then recover. Today very likely will not be red. It also seems like big boys are increasingly getting ratecut hopes. They believe the fed will sacrifice inflation for jobs, even though Powell said himself, and I've seen it in a report by the Fed, that their capabilities of influencing the labour market are pretty much weaker than inflation.

Being a Bobo today is like watching the tide come in and getting fixated on the individual wave's pullback

>>60576590
I don't hate fundamentals but it is all actually is fake and gay, you dumb ass boomer. The reason that you're a bear is because you can't accept that you live in a clown world where nothing truly matters.

>>60576728
I don't know about that, it's a 3 day weekend so they could just dump all day and then pump on monday. Gonna be low volume either way.

>>60576454
>GRRR
How do /biz/tards manage to find companies that are even better at burning cash than they are

>>60576559
Two more weeks

>>60576736
NTA but this is only true short term. In fact, the current stupidity of the market is an excellent opportunity for rational investors.

>>60576736
Nothing matters until everything matters
The problem with bears is that they think it'll happen within the next three months, whilst it'll probably take a while longer still

Does /smg/ like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujnmvdws4UQ ?

>>60576536
Wrong. It's all about vibes.

>>60576566
Jesus, I knew ICE was getting a bigger budget but I didn’t think it be inflated by THAT much

Already back to pumping again

>>60576751
No idea bro

>>60576566
>$130 billion
Jesus christ... I'd be really worried if I were a brown person in the US right now.

>>60576799
you can get deported for antisemitic thoughts even if you aren't

>>60576566
How can I profit from this?
Detention centers?

>>60575163
Absolute buffoon.

>>60576806
You get a Meh-hee-can family to hide in your attic. Hook their tween daughter, named Anna Franco-Vasquez up with a notebook and a ball point pen. Tell her to make it heart warming but sad. Sell the movie rights to a guy named Schloanbaum

>>60576805
white people aren't antisemitic thoughbeit

4,1% unemployment
how does that make sense with increasing jobless claims? wtf

>>60576778
Exactly, I think it'll all come crashing down... eventually. But I completely expect more and more QE and inflation, which means we continue to pump and since the only viable way for the government to deal with the national debt is to continue to print there's no where to go but up.

>Total nonfarm payroll employment increased by 147,000 in June, in line with the average
monthly gain of 146,000 over the prior 12 months. In June, job gains occurred in state
government and health care. Federal government continued to lose jobs. (See table B-1.)

>Government employment rose by 73,000 in June. Employment in state government increased by
47,000, largely in education (+40,000). Employment in local government education continued to
trend up (+23,000). Job losses continued in federal government (-7,000), where employment is
down by 69,000 since reaching a recent peak in January. (Employees on paid leave or receiving
ongoing severance pay are counted as employed in the establishment survey.)

>Health care added 39,000 jobs in June, similar to the average monthly gain of 43,000 over the
prior 12 months. In June, job gains occurred in hospitals (+16,000) and in nursing and
residential care facilities (+14,000).

What the actual fuck?

>>60575557
>top signal
Eh, let's put things in perspective, VOO is only up 2.7% YTD. For every guy lucking into that there's probably three blowing up their accounts this year.

>>60576816
You forgot the part where I'd rat them out a couple of months before they're safe
I'd rather keep a safe mental distance between my investments and my home

>>60576798
Imagine you had invested in something denominated in anything but usd or gbp

the good guys won

>US Change in Private Payrolls Jun: 74K (est 100K; prev 140K; prevR K)
- Change in Manufacturing Payrolls: -7K (est -2K; prev -8K; prevR K)
- Change In Government Payrolls: 73K (prev -1K)
- Avg Weekly Hours All Employees: 34.2 (est 34.3; prev 34.3)
- Labour Force Participation Rate: 62.3% (est 62.4%; prev 62.4%)
- Underemployment Rate: 7.7% (prev 7.8%)

>>60576847
bear hunting season

DOGE was a literal scam. All federal employees now working at state level, lmao

he just keeps winning bros

>>60576847
Either they're fudging the numbers or the US economy has unimaginable levels of retard strength.

Bears absolutely btfo
>but muh muh ADP
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>60576866
And with that, Powell is going to be forced into early retirement.

>>60576870
>
No, it's the opposite. If the economy is strong, he doesn't need to cut.

>the long end of the yield curve steepens further
It really is a shit sandwich whatever comes out of macro

Surprisingly last month was revised higher. For a long time it was massive jobs beat with a sharp revision lower next month.

Two other possibly important points. Earnings y/y were revised down from 3.9 to 3.8%, so we're not seeing hot wage growth. Private payrolls also came in a little light.

Kek permadoomer retard bobos btfo yet again

>>60576429
>every day is a brand new adventure
kek, so true.

>>60576891
Check futes again mumu.

>>60576872
NFP was up, but wages were down. No wage inflation. Time to cut.

Oh no no september ratecut bros

>>60576566
I don't even want to go back and look at how much I sold my GEO stack for a year or two ago. Can't remember if I got out with a small profit or not.
>>60576897
>futes
How about presents

it can't be this easy, right?

>>60576675
Ahhh a classic.

>>60576429
Totally agree, it’s fun
>>60576927
Beating the shit and piss for a month? It happens

>>60576927
It is easy until you lose money.

Tik tok mumu, enjoy it while it lasts.

>>60576927
>>60576936
top signal

>>60576927
It works until it doesn't

>>60574152
Buy options that expire in less than a week and actively manage.

>>60576941
I’m indeed a top, how did you know?

>>60576939
What does Jimmy Buffett know about stocks anyway, he's dead

>Market up on bad jobs report
>Market up on good jobs report

>>60576939
Hyper omega bullish, this is just proof that GDP is due for explosive growth.

>>60576955
Good news is great news
Bad news is good news
No news is also good news

>>60574208
I was thinking the same thing last night. Shit is too big to fail. I can wait a couple years if it 2xes

>>60575952
depends on the level of involvement and effort you're willing to put into it.
>absolutely zero
go with a a target date fund.
>very minimal
DCA into an index, S&P probably being your best bet
>casual hobbyist
do some research, find a sector you think is going to do well, and invest in an ETF that has decent exposure to that sector. Same would apply to a specific company that has some solid fundamentals. Should probably get some bonds too while you're at it.
>spending all of your free-time on it
learn some TA and swing-trade. Leveraged ETF's would be especially good for this.
>turning it into a full-time job
options, penny-stocks, and all of that ultra-leveraged crap that can make you or break you.

MARKETS CLOSE AT 1PM eastern

You have been warned!

>>60576967
I searched to see if he had any new interviews recently, but he seems to have been gone for a while. I wonder if he retired.

>>60576977
He worked for Ford for a while but I think he's not there anymore.

>>60576947
That was a fucked manga.

Dems are trying to filibuster the BBB rn.

Can someone make a new thread? I hate making one on mobile! Made the last couple.
>t. Chewy anon

>>60576978
Ford was after canaccord genuity?

>>60576980
They got this black fellow who's talking about how people will die if this bill is passed, but why doesn't he talk about the people who have died while everyone is waiting for him to shut the fuck up so the bill can be passed boss?

>>60576985
Asking the real question.

crazy

>>60576566
>marines get a smaller budget than the glorified police department
they really are the red-headed step-children of the U.S. military, aren't they?

>>60576977
i think this is his last finance related interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOWqk1_19-I&t=820s

>>60576968
I better make sure I never move past casual hobbyist. Those more "advanced" investment strategies sound incredibly retarded.

>>60576991
No way that pic is true, no fucking way.

>>60576981
fuck off theres no rush

>>60577005
it is.
>In other words, Americans are not maxed out. In fact, their household-debt levels are quite low. According to IMF data, US households are less indebted than those in much of Europe and Asia, as well as Australia and Canada, both of which are places thought to be fiscally responsible.
https://www.investing.com/analysis/this-14-dividend-signals-smart-money-is-rotating-back-to-america-200663144

>>60576983
Yeah

>we will cut down all the waste
>CULL THE GOVERNMENT
>oopsie, we only meant big government (federal) teehee

Should be a Green Day eh?
No tricky dumps on open hmm?

>>60576995
9 months ago, it's over. At least we have the screenshots we do

>>60576990
Is this how he wants to spend his 4th of July? Just going on and on about this or that for two days strait, while the other 400+ members have to stay close by incase he does shut the fuck up and they have to vote, just so he can say they were unable to meet Trump's July 4th deadline boss?

>>60576991
Don't know about debt levels, but net worth is up because we're in a massive stock market bubble and everyone is invested via 401ks.

It's pumping yet again

Will somebody fucking bake already CMOOON

>>60577028

>>60577028

>>60577028


New thread cause you people are lazy

New thread

The fed has utterly zero reason to cut rates at this point, no? Inflation still above 2% and jobs data retard strong

>>60577015
they probably stopped bothering after leftists started screeching that it's the end of the world because some HR Karens at USAID got laid off. Gotta pick your battles and this one just wasn't worth it considering the backlash. Trump probably initially thought this would be a no brainer bipartisan win win situation. No one could have expected that the left loves government waste this much.

>>60576891
Thumbnail looks like shit is coming out of her pussy

>>60574120 (OP)
Is MSTY dead? Bitcoin mooned but it hasn't gone back over 30. How do I evaluate this shit

>>60576991
>average American family's net worth is $192k
That's mostly their home, which really shouldn't count.

>>60577054
Stop buying Yieldmax scam shit

>>60577009
Makes sense, Euros pay big taxes so governments would have less debt and households more

>>60576156
What do you estimate to be sufficiently dated

>>60574868
Give dates and target

Yay for selling my CSP for SCHD $29 8/15 to the sucker who boughted. SCHD feels comfy for premium coasting early in my option history.

>>60576806
probably just Palantir, there's no end to how much grift these guys are doing with this admin

>>60577057
I simply cannot. Bought smcy yesterday.

>>60577027
Been a while since I’ve seen this set

BREAKING

von der Leyen: “We are ready to reach a tariff deal with the United States”

bobos on suicide watch

>>60576665
Really now.

>>60575435
Based