Thread 60575353

Any other old anons here that haven't made it but at least still look young?

he looks 40

>>60575353 (OP)
He actually looks 45 with the physical body of a 14 year old

>>60575353 (OP)
Delulu

>>60575359
>>60575362
yep

>>60575353 (OP)
A tard who lives in a slum.
Fuck off

>>60575353 (OP)
Lmao and sad.

>>60575353 (OP)
I still get told I look like I'm in my early 20's despite being 28

>>60575353 (OP)
Imagine the face of surprise and disbelief people have when he tells them he's 37 despite looking like a 16 year old teenager. Imagine his everyday life full of anecdotes, he can't buy alcohol without being asked for an ID

>>60575353 (OP)
He literally just looks like a 32 year old that eats really healthy

>>60575353 (OP)
Did he mean 47?

>>60575353 (OP)
Here's that high school kid I was telling you about.

>>60575353 (OP)
Only thing that looks young is his hair, and style but his face is old and he looks like a “hello fellow kids” boomer trying to fit in.

Older men look good when they embrace their age and are masculine.

>>60575353 (OP)
he looks like a retarded middle age man
probably thinks he's going to fool teen girls with that look lmao

>>60575541
They'd probably get the ick and find it offputting, when younger chicks date older guys they at least want the illusion that he's more mature and shit.

>>60575353 (OP)
>Almost 40, still look mid 20’s.
>never see the sun
>take a bunch of vitamins and try to stay /fit/

Hey looks like a 40 year old that stopped producing testosterone at that age 15.

>>60575353 (OP)
he looks like shit

>>60575353 (OP)
Greeting, fellow kids!

>>60575353 (OP)
He looks 40 and hes SUPER coping holy fuck.

>>60575353 (OP)
This is such a sad fuckin post hahahaha
This faggot looks old af

This is Brazil. It really has to be. Brazil looks like that.

>>60575353 (OP)
He just looks gay.

the way he fails that carefree skip move. looks heavy on his feet. god i know that feel. 41 here.

itt: linkies are feeling old age coming up

>>60575353 (OP)
fucking kek you can see how painful it is for him to move

>>60575353 (OP)

I'm 32 and look 25.

>>60575353 (OP)
The more I watch this the more I realize how much of a pathetic fuckin fag this guy is
Get out of my sight

>>60575353 (OP)
It means fuckall as a male.

>>60575353 (OP)
ive been laughing at this webm in my head all morning.

>>60575353 (OP)

Me, 34 y/o that looks half my age when I shave my beard

I’m 40 and look better than ever. I’m like a fine aged wine.

Work out kiddos. It’s the key to longevity.

>>60575353 (OP)
This dude is pushing 50

>>60575359
45

Imagine how fucked I am when everything tells me I look like Abraham Lincoln and I’m still in my 30s. I blame 95% of it on genetics. 5% on crypto

>>60577092
Damn dude its over
Maybe try embracing it. Some chicks really dig Abraham. He was a total badass but ugly as sin... but you know, some girls have really weird kinks and I think an Abraham lookalike might pull more pussy than you expect.
Extra points if you're over 6 foot 2

>>60577137
>Extra points if you're over 6 foot 2
Kek I’m 6’1

>>60575353 (OP)
31. Get told more often than not that im 5 years younger.

If I wet-shave and lose my stubble, I've had people comment that id easily be mistaken as early 20s and maybe even teens.

I credit this to:

>Being a mallet
>round face
>skincare

>>60577153
*manlet not mallet

>>60577092
There is this guy at work who keeps calling me Abraham Lincoln. He even convinced some other coworkers that I look like him lmao. Never had any problem with women though

>>60577150
I am also 6'1. Brother?

>>60577150
That's good enough. Should be fine. Must women are retarded and probably think youre 6'3"

>>60577177
*most
Wtf are these phone corrections

>>60577153
>If I wet-shave and lose my stubble
I can't get rid of my stubble even right after a close shave. Even against the grain. It's just there, always, making me look haggard and unkempt. How the fuck do I get rid of it? T. Pale scots irish bumpkin with extremely coarse thick facial hair (the coverage is patchy but the hairs themelves are like boar bristles)

>>60575457
that was me now i'm 31 and run into situations where chicks i meet at bars find out my age and get weirded out cause they thought I was like 25. Also had coworkers and managers think I'm younger and been pretty annoying when they assume I am still basically entry level even though I'm 10 years in. I think it's the clean shaven + no gray hairs or balding combo. Also lots of cardio and i eat ton of collagen i think that helps

>>60577268
Laser treatment. Alternatively improve the coverage of your beard growth and keep a neat short beard/long stubble. Requires way less maintenance than shaving every day.

>>60577092
could be stress too. I know there's a very specific gene pair you get from your parents that directly impacts the speed that your brain breaks down neurotransmitters and handles stress/boredom. Having double pair of the slower gene makes you more likely to enjoy boring things. But the downside is being more impacted by momentary stress and adrenaline. Probably an advantageous mutation that took off when humans shifted from hunting to agriculture. Also probably why certain people get fucked up by their own ambition

>https://www.sierratucson.com/about/news-media/articles/the-worrier-gene/

im 38 and it if it werent for some VERY light nasolabial folds and grey in my facial hair id literally pass as early 20s. turn outs lack of stress and doing whatever the fuck you want is actually good for you.

>>60577268
maybe you should ask a girl how she keeps her vagina free from stubble half unironically speaking, they must know a secret

>>60575353 (OP)
Looks like beavo

>>60577370
>the worrier gene
Interesting, that about sums up my life. I’ll have to read through it.

>>60577268
its pretty simple, don't be a nigger (you failed)

>>60577370
I’ve never understood boredom, other than realizing that it is a personal problem within one’s self. I don’t actually get bored because I can never get enough time to think. Maybe you’re the anon to ask about this.

>>60575353 (OP)
he looks his age

>>60575353 (OP)
This guy is delusional if he think he looks 17, he looks like a 36 year old who cuts his hair and dresses like a 17 year old

>>60575353 (OP)
>>60577033
>>60576958
Holy fuck, this is the funniest thread I've seen on 4Chan in months.
I'm literally crying tears of laughter.

I have a true baby face in my 30s and I absolutely hate it, many don't understand the curse of the babyface. A man should look like a man, not like a boy. Having a baby face is a damn curse, not a blessing.

Everyone just sees and treats you as a school boy, which is the entire problem of having a baby face which people don't get. Everyone treats you like a highschooler. Your boss, friends, women, strangers, everyone. No respect from anyone anywhere, and girls want nothing with you either. Younger girls find you weird while the older ones don't even acknowledge your existence. You basically end up being a literal man child in the eyes of the vast majority, just think about it for a second.

And that entire meme of "bro you'll magically become a handsome man in your 30/40s" is largely just a meme. When you have a babyface you don't turn into an attractive 20yo old looking turboChad model in your 30s/40s, you just slowly transition from a preteen looking boy into the "possibly pedo manchild" territory. And if the baby face is coupled with balding/receding hairline you're basically in for a death sentence

>>60575457
Literally yesterday get told I'm 27 while having 35. Feels good.
I think not having a gf/wife is an essential part of that. All my loser autistic friends are also physically fine, while all the non-single sex-havers are balding, overweight and anxious as shit.

>>60575353 (OP)
why would anyone want to look 17 years old? Unless you're a woman, I don't see why a man would think looking 17 is a good thing.

>>60577137
>Some chicks really dig Abraham
Yeah maybe being the fucking POTUS helped, fuckhead.

>>60577370
This seems exactly what an autistic chud gene would play out.

>>60579482
Idk if you realized, but he's a mental fuck.

>>60579286
Just get a face transplant, it's not rocket science

>>60575353 (OP)
Why does he skip like an autist kek

>>60579286
its because you dont have any muscle. lift for 2 years and your facial composition will change entirely you skinny little nerd

>>60579690
exhibiting youthful joy or something. the webm is pure art, a demonstration of mental illness and delusion.

>>60577996
>>60579489
>This seems exactly what an autistic chud gene would play out.

The interesting thing is the COMT*H (Val) (which is the OG variant) has like 3-4x faster neurotransmitter breakdown per each copy you have compared to the mutation variant COMT*L (VAL). So if you get 2 copies of the mutation gene your brain is basically hard wired with built in adderall and it's side effects. And there's been plenty of research looking into links between schizophrenia and having polymorphism where you inherit one of each gene. (like there's so many studies idk if it's true im too lazy to read them)

And the mutation gene is more common across European genetics and a couple other places. But less common in places like East Asia or Mexico

>>60575353 (OP)
He looks 50 with a haircut for a 20 year old. And he looks retarded and gay.

>>60575362
I'm older than him but have the face of a 30 year old and the body of a really fit, muscular 50 year old. How do I profit from this.

>>60575359
this

wtf

>>60575353 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cFNTU95AAw

>>60576996
Give me a good cardio based workout plan.

>>60577316
So tell them you're 25 dude. What are you gonna do, marry them?

glad to see pewdiepies 14 year old son is doing alright

>>60577268
Safety razor

>>60579286
Take the twink pill

>>60575353 (OP)
>>60575362
>>60575359
he looks young from a few feet away up close he looks around 40

>>60577153
>31. Get told more often than not that im 5 years younger.
25-33 is the same age group. most people look around the same depending on lifestyle
>>60577268
that's normal. after a few hours most men get 5 o'clock shadows

>>60579286
>I have a true baby face in my 30s and I absolutely hate it, many don't understand the curse of the babyface.
>Younger girls find you weird while the older ones don't even acknowledge your existence
younger girls are more likely to date you if you look young. you still have to look good

This is the oldcel's last cope

>>60575353 (OP)
i look young but i've started to get some greys

>>60579286
low test

>>60575468
No he looks like he could be 50, he just has a full head of hair. Do you not see how bad his skin is? I am 43 and his skin is a lot worse than mine or anyone I know in my circles. His skin is grey and wrinkly, he has that typical plant based look to him.

im 35 but look 30 , thats the best way

>>60579486
Hey hey easy there man I was just making conversation. Take a chill pill, brotato

>>60575353 (OP)
His real age is 46, he wants people to think he is 36.

>>60581793
Definitely looks 46

>>60575353 (OP)
He's looks young at the very last second of the video. Can probably trick people with plenty of video editing and being filmed away despite being a wrinkled, washed up autist.
I'm mid 30s but haven't looked much different as I was during my early/mid 20s. That's what happens if you're Asian who never goes outside.

>>60575353 (OP)
>Any other old anons here that haven't made it but at least still look young?
I'm hoping not. I've been treated like I'm underage b& because of it. I'm finally treated like I'm 21 now that I'm starting to age a bit.

>>60581884
> That's what happens if you're Asian who never goes outside
Is it true that not going outside is good for you? I always thought that being outside in the good is good for you because you need vitamin D? So which one is it?

>>60582364
You can literally just get vitamin D supplements instead of frying your skin in the sun, they cost pennies

>>60580710
cardio's great for your actual health, won't do a lot for your appearance though. hit the weights, eat your veggies, drink lots of water

Im 33 and I remember asking a group of girls at the bar how old they think I am and all of them said less than 25 but then when I told them I am 30 they were like oh okay that cool.

But I remember having this same conversations with girls when I was actually 25 and telling them I am 30 and they would be like "shut up no way".

So yeah I dont really know but I would wager I look like I am 28 or so. I have pretty good skin and no crows feet. But my under eye area is darker and puffier than it used to be. Getting old his HELL

>>60583124
>Im 33 and I remember asking a group of girls at the bar how old they think I am and all of them said less than 25
Wtf are you me?? A few weeks ago I had an identical experience. I am 33 and I went to a bar and randomly started talking to two girls there. Chatted for a few hours and eventually I asked them how old they thought I was and they said 24 or 25. I was flattered but I also don't really go out in the sun lol so maybe it's helped

>>60575353 (OP)
He would actually look quite young if he wasn't a favela dweller and had access to tretinoin, korean sunscreen and a lil bit of botox.

>>60582364
>So which one is it?
UV damage hits different than vitamin deficiency

he looks like a sex offender