America Shortened trading day edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous >>60574120

Market closes at 1PM (best timezone)
You have been warned!

I just spotted this on another board. Posting it here for your viewing pleasure

/Sister Mating General/

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

Sell SBSW.

Ive got 15k I wanna drop into something to make a modest return and sell in 2 months. Gimme your ideas or first dubs chooses.

>>60577041
Anyone who unironically uses the term "stonks" was never gonna make it. Real reddit shit.

stupid thread baker. there is absolutely no need to have 10 threads barely at the bump limit on a slow board >>60577028 (OP)

Happy 4th of July Eve bros

>market opens
>amerimutts instapump
Where the fuck is all this money coming from?

Oscar finna drop I told y'all niggas not to buy dat shit n y'all didn't listen

>>60577062
Currency debasement

>>60577046
Based
>>60577058
Shut up fag

I'm so glad I stopped being a bobo cashfag back in january.
Started DCAing and I'm up big again. I've missed out on 3 years worth of gains because I listened to those (probably brown) people.

never ever trust bears, seriously. Just buy.

>>60577049
Metals.

>>60577062
Our great orange leader demands we do our patriotic duty and pump every pre-4th of july

what are we holding over the long weekend

Yesterday's awkward pump probably was due to leak.

>>60577079
I've got 15k of july nvda calls. Why? I feel it's due for a pump. Autographs later, ladies.

At least Musks's meltdown will be funny

>>60577079
meta, unless it hits 732, at which point i'll take my humble $1k profit.

>>60577062
Because if you would've let eurofags run the market it would crab forever, fuck euros. And I say this as a europoor.

god bless america
god bless the troops
god bless the president of the united states
and god bless the american consumer

>>60577094
Musk is too autistic to accept that we're in the looting phase and there is no stopping it.

what's the best way to invest for a europoor? still buy into spy? the weak dollar is big a turnoff. but also maybe we're getting close to the eur top

>>60577058
I love your tears.

>>60577071
>>60577099
kek, if you held euro cash you'd unironically be doing better. guess cash kings were right after all...

>>60577079
UVXY

Keep that profit in your pocket.
Don't turn it into a loss before a long weekend.

>>60577102
why is the weak dollar a turnoff when buying? As a European that means you can buy more shares for cheaper right. Unless you expect the dollar to fall significantly further from now on.

>>60577112
Nice try bobo. I'm not selling.

>>60577041
Nice catch anon.

>>60577079
TQQQ and SMCI. Maybe will top it off with AGQ after weekend.

>>60577102
>he thinks he's better off holding yuros as opposed to dollars

why are people still "trading" post-covid? the market just goes up forever and you literally cannot fail holding long

>>60577079
BITX and NVDX

>>60577114
>Unless you expect the dollar to fall significantly further from now on.
yes, that was the idea. which is why I also said
>but also maybe we're getting close to the eur top
it could be that now is a good time to buy usd. but only if the current trend is about to reverse, and a lot of FX people seem to be of the idea that's not the case
>>60577120
I'm not saying one is indefinitely better, I'm just saying that over the last 6 months, one has definitely been better.

>>60577116
I just meant if you made a good trade, don't give back your gains

How much is SPY going up today i wonder

>we're back to the ukraine shit after billionares just robbed the us for 3 generations

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
No wonder some people stopped trading

>>60577028 (OP)
Next week on /smg/

>>60577053
Yeah, “stonks” is Reddit. Always has been. Not enough people in /smg/ call it out.

Nothing makes me more happy than seeing bobos crying in the casino when they expect and dump but it pumps anyways.

WHAT WAS THAT?

>>60577131
I mean, the only way to avoid this is to invest purely into non US equities, which is probably not a smart choice long term. The MSCI World also suffered a lot from the recent weakness in the dollar and that's a very popular index for European investors.

I hate HOOD, motherfuckers don’t hold

>>60577123
because companies increase in value at different rates

>>60577156
That’s whatcha get for buying meme stocks, easy come easy go

>>60577149
Low volume.

>>60577079
STZ, constellation brands. It is a beer manufacturer which Warren buffet has been hoarding stocks, has been doing well

NQ 23000
NQ 23000
NQ 23000
NQ 23000

The fact that you guys think line always go up is a top signal

>>60577156
Still up well over 100% over the past six months

>>60577154
Yeah, I genuinely don't know what is the alternative, which is why I'm asking. The DAX has been doing great this year but I wonder how long that's going to last. Every other european ETF I've seen seems mediocre at best.

>>60577156
Lol thanks for the profit. Most obvious short entry ever yesterday.

market unironically saved by employing government personel, wow

HOOOD 90 csp y/n

>>60577176
Well if the public sector shrinks the private sector will eat
Someone has to hire those scientists

reminder to slurp rheinmetal

What music do you guys listen to when trading?

...you remembered to take profit, right anon?

>>60577188
Oh shit thanks

>>60577136
My pants don't fit very well. I need to lose weight or buy bigger pants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCn4Y8cdKBU

>>60577131
>I'm not saying one is indefinitely better, I'm just saying that over the last 6 months, one has definitely been better.
You can say whatever you want but the fact is you have been sidelined by your own inaction. You are focusing on minor things instead of taking action.

>mumus are cumming their diapies over picrel

>>60577186
>
the public sector didn't shrink, they all just went from federal to state

Trump is going to announce an end to the ukraine war and stocks will pump like you have never seen.

>>60577205
the fact is that you're a retard without a brain, now stop replying to me

>>60577224
Forgot pic

>>60577074
Ticker?

>>60577230
You have to do it in bitcoin to really get their blood boiling

>>60577228
Am I wrong? Are you here to make money or for some other reason? Are you macedonian anon by any chance?

>>60577244
Oh shit you play eve online?

>>60577191
https://youtu.be/B_IIaVKxd7o?si=9_VKVBqQ18bQ4TBM

>>60577170
If you're a long term investor, you probably shouldn't think too much about temporary currency troubles and just invest in what you think has the better outlook in the future. If you believe the DAX will continue to outperform the S&P500, then invest in the DAX, but historically, the S&P has massively outperformed european indexes so I don't think buying EU indexes after they've been running hot for the past 3 years is a great idea. Then again, I'm a contrarian investor, I always buy when things are down, I personally don't like momentum investing.

So which one is it?

>>60577191
all kinds of shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_87qQM5K7g

>>60577247
used to but I won couple years ago

>>60577261
Who gives a shit? Employment and stock returns have no correlation.

>>60577269
Lmao you are retarded

>>60577230
looks like it just bounced off of that support line, bullish asf
or bearish for gold

>>60577276
I'm right and you know it.

>>60577261
Who cares. Just make money. Simple as.

>>60577191
>music do you guys listen to when trading?
Easy Money of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdGzzfQ52TQ

>>60577276
Employment numbers are just a charade, volatility event. Real unemployment is above 20%.

>>60577191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhfdsPBiW9Y

>>60577255
Yeah, I don't disagree with anything. Just looking for alternatives before I pull the trigger.

what is this pattern called?

>>60577191
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i8yXqfZeKus

>>60577267
Ah, I got ya. Incidentally I also quit when I won. As in I lost my titan in a big fight and that was my end game.

>>60577261
ADP has been bleeding business to upstart competitors and DIYers (thanks AI) for a while, all while their customers bleed from high interest rates. Their numbers might not be representative of the economy broadly.

Renting is often shit on. But. Mathematically speaking it seems like renting and buying spy with all your savings is objectively superior to buying a condo - or at least it has been so historically.

Is this correct or am I retarded?

>>60577191
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kdFmUnl9gaQlkxtQhYqOiQTJZV8jmDHH4&feature=shared
I hope to channel the powers of the chosen via kabbalistic sorcery into my portfolio.

>>6057726
How many are employed at ICE and military.

Why does SOXL keep pumping every single day, I don't get it. I want a good red day to buy.

>>60577166
It does if you zoom out thoughbeit

>>60577311
It's way better. Especially since the boomers are going to die off in the next 2 decades. Market will be flooded with houses. Buying a house now is very dumb in my opinion. Look at Japan for the future of the housing market. Unless you live in great city that is likely to grow a lot buying a house is dumb.

>>60577299
green leg spreader

Ayyyy nigvidia rockets through 160

>>60577326
Purpose built, from the ground up, to mother white children

>>60577302
I never had more than couple bil. I finally quit when I did some napkin math and realized farming skill points while logged off brings way more ISK/effort than station trading which makes more than hisec incursion groups which makes more than solo farming sleepers in wormholes. Completely lopsided, the more afk you are the more money you make. Actually, it's exactly the same irl now that I think about it...

>>60577255
you're retarded as fuck stop sharing your worthless advice

>>60577329
Japan's housing market is completely different from any western country because their houses constantly get hit by earthquackes and there have been huge advancements in earthquake resillient architecture in the last decades, so people don't want to buy old homes as they are literally death traps. The US housing market will never be remotely similar to the one in Japan even if every single house owning boomer got magically Thanos snapped at the same time.

>>60577305
Im glad ADP is finally getting its day in competitive court in the market
It feels like everywhere i turned they were the fucking payroll processor if choice like a literal monopoly and now theres a shit ton of start ups propping up showing that a payroll platform doesnt need to be a fucking hideous bloated mess that costs a shit ton to use
Payroll deserves to be "app" ified by tech bros

>>60577345
Lmao, did you buy the DAX at ATH or why are you so angry you fucking sperg?

>>60577347
It's demographics. Everything else is cope. Same thing is happening in Italy too.

CELH shorts

Late April 2025 Settlement: ~21.18 million shares shorted

Mid-May 2025 Settlement: ~24.55 million shares shorted

Mid-June 2025 Settlement: 26.89 million shares shorted

And yet the stock price is increasing. It's gonna be such a nice short squeeze.

>>60577347
I thought also their is some cultural thing in Japan about old homes being bad and not because of earthquakes. Maybe they think it is haunted.

>>60577389
Yeah I’ve heard that too

>>60577188
K... ADDING IT TO MY FILTERS

>>60577329
>Look at Japan for the future of the housing market
What's your argument?
Building areas are massively restricted by mountains and average family lives in a house which is multitudes smaller than what you can get on most other places on earth. "It's demographics" is such a myopic way of looking at that market. Not like you ever been in Japan anyways..

>>60577389
The land its self is worth more than the home. The way their depreciation works over there is inverse to the western culture of build a house watch its value grow. They have a scrap and build approach to things.
Also all the memes about cheap houses in rural areas is because those homes fell apart to no repairs and have like no electricity or internet. Basically like living a very amish lifestyle

will probably only pump today and nothing else, as per usual

>>60577404
Also don't they make room partitions out of rice paper....lol

The market right now is pricing in like 30 years of unbridled utopia, in which every S&P 500 company's earnings increase 15% a year, every year, without a single exception, and not one single company faces even the slightest headwind for even a millisecond. The mere existence of China is enough to place the fair value of SPY sub-500. That said, zoomers do not think critically and are dumping in their money at record rates, so I have been repeatedly buying the absolute top with 3x leverage and have a literal 100% success rate.

>>60577401
>Building areas are massively restricted by mountains and average family lives in a house which is multitudes smaller than what you can get on most other places on earth.
This should leader to higher prices not lower? There are just more sellers than buyers. Not much else to it. Even new houses in Japan are significantly cheaper than other places. The only places that have strong housing markets in Japan are where internal migration is high like in Tokyo.

lead to* I need to start proof reading before I post

>>60577028 (OP)
$HOOD is overvalued whos spending $92 on a stock? Robinhood will just freeze trading on its own stock when you get any gains, go into $BULL theyve never frozen funds on me, also blackrock $BULL is the new defacto brokerage

time in the market > timing the market

never sit on the sidelines. one day that tech megacap at an ath will be a bargain price that people wished they were able to buy at

>>60577427
Whatever you say, Chang.

>>60577428
I like to sit on cash, like my bull put spreads are going to net me 7% today.

>>60577414
>The mere existence of China is enough to place the fair value of SPY sub-500.
The S&P500 is carried mostly by the mag 7. Which chinese company poses any threat whatsoever to the mag7? Tesla and EV's don't count because that's not a real industry anyway. China's entire economic strength is all about cheap manufacturing, which a lot of S&P500 companies actually make use of and outsource their manufacturing to China, so if anything, China makes the US stock market more profitable.

>>60577414
AI will be doing all the jobs soon enough. Make it now or in twenty years live on the streets.

>>60577427
I use ibkr anyway

But hood is much more palatable to zoomers

buy

>time in the market > timing the market

>>60577106
BTC has outperformed the eurodollar by just 0,8% YTD lmao

>>60577434
Im American and unemployed with a 30k portfolio trying to pay for kratom for my trade school I may take changs herbs but I am a white man for crying out loud

>>60577448
I look like this and say this

>>60577444
Doesn't change it being overvalued, palantir is more palatable for zoomers and I'm one of the original shills from 15-20 dollars and Im selling my shares because its overvalued. the $BULL is fucking your wife and outperforming your portfolio I dont know what to tell you.
I made 820% on Palantir and 110% on $HIMS with my fair share of losing trades but if you're not willing to lose(tax write off) then you shouldn't be investing

Lmao
Take the poison pill wagie, hope you liked your obama health insurance while it was there

>>60577456
That's cool and all but what the fuck are you talking about.

>>60577337
Ah, gotcha. I mostly made my money farming lvl 5s in gallente lowsec. Most missions you could use a carrier and drop fighters or sentries and pop the trigger. Certainly helped that at the time my alliance owned the best farming spot and I could just bounce 4 systems. in our pocket.

>>60577456
Menty b

who bmnr here

>>60577436
A mortal threat? Maybe not (though I wouldn't completely rule it out). But a headwind at the very least? Definitely. At the very least, they can do all kinds of disruptive shit like stealing IP and undercutting the mag 7 or any number of other companies.

>short wolfspeed
>it skyrockets

>>60577465
i like how every libtard screeching about "cutting medicaid" just ignores the fact that they're just cutting medicaid from illegal aliens, who shouldn't even be here, let alone receive government benefits

>>60577465
I wish we had politicians like this in Europe, no joke. Basically someone coming in, cutting all the gibs gypsies/rapefugees and other human scum take and give us freedom.

Buy SBSW

>>60577363
I don't buy ETF index funds like you dunning kruger peanutbrain but if I did I shouldn't care at all since you're so extremely confident in historical data being indicative of future performance

Have to wage slave today, then go and cut my mom's grass. I just want to play Factorio! Why is that so hard?

Y’all are gonna get dumped on

WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT N WHO SOLD OUT OF USA YESTERDAY FOR HIS BASKET OF SOUTH AMERICAN SHIT.

Bidensisters... Drumpf beat our high score.... this can't be happening..

>>60577465
How does federal legislation control how much money hospitals receive from a states coffers? Who ever wrote that shit doesn't even understand how those programs even work boss.

how does soxl go up every single day? i refuse to FOMO into this.

Which will SPY hit first? 630 or 620?

>>60577514
You don't like free money?

>>60577261
So they even contradict. Great data. And half of today's NFP is government with +70k, lol

>>60577490
They just blatantly fucking lie. I saw some libshit talking about how illegals can't receive Medicaid anyhow the other day. Yes they fucking can, when they show up to the ER and can't pay for it, that's covered by Medicaid.

>>60577487
Someone please explain how this happens when the companies about to enter chapter 11 on the 10th

>>60577513
Feds don't want to manage hospitals so they will give the state money to do certain things. Works that way for many things.

>>60577079
>what are we holding over the long weekend

lean hogs

SOXL put anon I hope you didn't buy that put back like I told you not to.

>>60577531
Thats not really medicaid thats hospitals having duty of care
Yeah they can turn you away but most dont. Theyre an essential service, is a fireman gonna not put out a housefire?

>>60577531
They are cutting food stamps to give rich people tax breaks. I identify more as a Republican myself. But I don't hide what I want to do, like them.

>>60577491
>and give us freedom.
>spoken by European

>>60577532
they're supposed to be getting bought-out by some large-cap.

>>60577512
idc im still riding with biden
biden/aoc 2028

>>60577532
You know how

>>60577540
Emergency Medicaid. I know they're an essential service but my tax dollars shouldn't be paying for medical care for illegals, no cap fr fr.

>>60577519
640

>BMNR 3x'd in just 3 days
>RGC halting
Im so fucking tired of being poor

>>60577540
Don’t care, if millions of poorfags need to get kicked to the curb to stop illegals leeching from MY hard earned tax dollars then that’s just the path we have to take.

>>60577548
>>60577545
Augh, I will just try and ride it out and stick to something less memey in future

>>60577542
The republicans are hardly hiding anything. Who in this country is unaware that republicans are in favor of low taxes, no entitlements, and a free market? The dems are far more duplicitous, because their motivations are genuinely always hidden. They claim they do everything for the little guy, but it's really in their self interest, like opening borders "to help the poor mexicans" when we all know they just want anchor babies to grow up and vote democrat. Not only that, but the dems are actually the party of the rich nowadays, hence the fact that they spend more on every election and have drastically more superpac money.

>>60577554
I used emergency Medicaid before and I'm a US citizen from birth. It was my only option given I was dying from a preventable disease and it prevented me from being able to work.

>>60577580
I obviously have no problem with US citizens making use of it. I'm talking about illegals. My wife is a naturalized citizen. Only illegals I feel bad for are the kids who get dragged here by their parents.
>>60577577
This, everyone knows Republicans are going to give tax breaks to corps and the rich

>>60577561
You do realize that without Medicaid you're basically sentencing the millions of Americans that look like this and do this to death, right?
Anyway, pour one out for my CNC calls lmao.

>naturalized
>citizen
Kek

Early close today right? Market closes in like an hour and 20 minutes.

>>60577594
I'm ok with this, thin the herd.

I feel like a massive cuck for owning GOOG. This shit just doesn't go up.

>>60577560
>BMNR
What the fuck?

It's over.

>>60577546
Facts!

>>60577594
I’m already for it, you don’t have to sell it to me.

>>60577590
>My wife is a naturalized citizen

Look the American people voted, and the majority of us voted to take food stamps away from people so the rich can pay less in taxes, I get that some people might be pissed off because they are going to have to steal more shit from their local target to feed they families, but it's not like these people are going to go hungry, and the money the rich will save on taxes is going to be off-set by the excess looting of the stores anyway boss.

ISM employment was 47,2, lower than last time (50,7) so the ADP probably is the real data

>>60577625
Kek she's not a gook, she's huwhite. She fled the Islamic Caliphate of Sweden years ago

Feeling really smug that a went all into UPRO on my 401k @ $64.

>>60577615
u mad breh?

>>60577595
You can be an American citizen
It costs 5 million dollars

>>60577639
Based fellow UPRO chad

so how big of a nothingburger will tariffs be next week?

>>60577656
Wanna know why it's pumping? So when it drops next week we'll be back at 600.

>>60577656
huh? tariffs? wank my arse in ya face you cunt

>>60577656
I want to say that Trump wants to pnd the market again

>>60577656
Well things always pump before the crash right?

It's surreal to me that I sold SPY to someone for six hundred twenty five dollars and 64 cents. Which of you bought it at that price? Holy shit

>>60577656
Programmed dump once trump tweets he won't roll tariffs back + EU tariff

Come Friday trump announces EU deal + cucks out with China and we pump

Buy the dip

>>60577672
>Programmed dump once trump tweets he won't roll tariffs back + EU tariff
It would actually pump in this scenario. It will also pump when he cucks out. It just always pumps no matter what, and won't stop til people run out of cash.

>>60577672
Either that or he just kicks the can down the road infinitely like Tiktok

90 deals in .. uhhhhhh uhhh yeah 90 deals

>>60577670
>he's shorting SPY
F

Odds Trump says something today before the 1pm close to manipulate the markets?

Was looking over my financials and realized that, at least for several pay periods, my "raise" from last year hasn't been being factored into my paycheck. I fucking hate being a wagie.

>>60577685
I closed it already for $45 profit

When will normies start to realize that Trump news always follows the same pattern?

>big ridiculous announcement
>24/7 negative news coverage
>dysgenic retards FUDing like crazy, saying it's the end of the world, etc.
>panic
>everything plummets
>negotiations happen
>behind the scenes bargaining
>stocks slowly level out and then begin to correct
>everybody involved announces that they won/got what they wanted
>stocks go up again bigly until the Next Thing

This same pattern also happened in Trump's first term btw so it's not like normies ever learn

>>60577697
If they give you backpay great. If not quit and sue.

What is the most fairly valued MAG7 atm? Google? I just want to go full port, I´m thinking MSFT desu.
>>60577697
How does this even happen? I get a noti on my phone every time they pay me and the bank app just shows the amount I´ve been sent. Although for you to get a ´raise´ you would have to renew your contract with different numbers no? That at least entitles you to the lump sum you´re missing.

Can’t decide whether to take a little profit.
I mean, the tariff thing makes me want to at least trim some slurp juice off the top, but the bbb likely passing will be somewhat of a rally I would think?

>>60577672
JINA pause doesn't expire til August btw

>>60577714
>Fair value

I dont understand this concept. In 30 years everything will be probably 30x in prices. So what, you never buy?

>>60577705
What makes you say they don't realize it? People slurped the tariff dip at record pace before any good news ever came out. The market was pumping 1% a day for weeks on end and literally the only significant news that had come out recently was shrinking GDP and inflation still slightly hotter than expectations

>>60577713
I've personally always found that the NCDOL or the threat thereof always gets shit fixed fast.

>>60577625
I bet fried eels are fucking delicious though.

>>60577697
I thought this had happened at my last firm but then I realized that after my "raise" I was paying more in taxes/medicare/etc. to the point where I was making almost exactly the same as before. It was insulting

>>60577717
It's priced in, market probably pumped on it already, but also isn't, lol, so it will pump again.

I mean, nothing matters. Yesterday bad jobs =pump
today good jobs = pump

>>60577697
Theres a chance youre paying more in taxes so high chance you got a "raise" but taxes offset your gains

>>60577717
The pumping we see before us is already pricing in the assumption that the BBB passes, there is good tariff news, and a perpetual motion device is invented. That said, it will probably pump some more anyway. SPY will end the year up 60% minimum.

>>60577720
Because I´m likely going to need most of the cash in the near future. If it was just to hold then ofc I wouldn´t give a fuck. The stats show that line goes diagonally to the right.

pomp ett

>>60577717
No harm in taking a little profit. We might get a minidump next week because of muh tariffs.

>>60577728
I wish the memes didn't write them selves, but my gf is Korean and absolutely loves grilled eels over rice boss.

>>60577717
>>60577724
Yeah, I can't make my mind up about whether selling out of some of my positions in anticipation is worth the risk. It's not like we're going to see a liberation day style double-digit drop, market will have priced in some kind of mad drama anyway, or it might not be as retarded as everyone expects, or even worse he'll announce some sort of deal (or agreement to discuss the framework of the concept of a deal) and I'll be sitting in cash while everything pumps.

Here comes the dump
Better sell

The SALT provision is one of the most retarded things I've ever seen in legislation

>Pwease give us subsidies we tax our own states too high we tax cuts pwease :(

>>60577766
IT FUCKIN BETTER
IM HECKIN BROKERINO IF IT DOESNT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
0DTE PUTS DONT FAIL ME NOW

>>60577713
I would be suing the family business, although it's the co-owner rather than my dad who's screwing me.
>>60577714
I get alerts, but I'm stupid and wasn't paying close attention to the amounts for this year. It was hard for me to see the mistake because I get paid a higher rate for working with certain customers.
>>60577729
>>60577733
My taxes are bullshit, but it's not that. My paystubs display the wrong hourly salary. I hate the fucking Gusto pig, but it did save me this time around.

I am unironically making too much money today. Something feels off I am scared.

The doombull is wild

>>60577777
By my math in my state. I would have to have close to a half million in capital gains to be worth using the salt deduction vs the standard deduction. So it shows who benefits from the deduction. My state is 3.07%.

BREAKING

>von der Leyen: “We are ready to reach a tariff deal with the United States”

bobos on suicide watch

>>60577778
SPY hitting resistance at 626.08. It cant break through. We dump before close.
Your puts might be safe.

>>60577131
We are nearing eu top, but it's not reversing, it will crab

>>60577816
ive been loss selling puts all day, now im at 626@75c and im about to DCA some more
I even bought a 625 call at .30 but sold it at 70
shoulda just went all in on calls
but noooooooo
"its the day before a big weekend plus no news and bill hasnt passed, why would it pump"
line goes up

>>60577816
I'm a bigger long term bear than anyone here but if you still think there's any """""resistance""""" in this clown market then I'm afraid you're just a fucking retard

>>60577812
Who?

>>60577777
Checked and truth

It's literally one of the most expensive things and it's just subsidizing already rich states

>>60577856
Head of the EU

>>60577828
It nearly always pumps on low volume.

AYO

Threadly reminder

BOBOS
NEVER
EVER
CUM

>>60577868
well then should i just yolosell and eat the cost and walk away or just hope cope and then rope

>>60577868
This. Low volume = larger proportion of retail participants = they only buy. They don't have margin accounts for one thing, so they literally can't short. There's one singular button they can press in their zoomer brokerage app of choice, and it's green.

DJT CALLS

>>60577875
Threadly reminder bobos go long all the time, they just understand it's retarded. Threadly reminder bullfags can only manage to make money when everything is going in one direction for months on end.

35

MCCHICKENS

IM ALL IN JACKED TO THE TITS

GO TO 25 PLZ

>ctrl f "repo"
>zero results

Fed pivot and 0(zero)[null] posts

>>60577900
sorry brother I bought 18/07 calls its gonna go down now

AAAAAAAAAAH
>2 points slide
>holds

My YouTube Algorithm is cursed

>>60577918
>investing in anything europe
Lmao he’s a fag, most likely

>>60577890
>Threadly reminder bullfags can only manage to make money when everything is going in one direction for months on end.
Yeah seriously, what are the chances that could happen?

Should I be buying this healthcare dip?
CNC & OSCR looking fertile and breed-able rn

Thank you to whoever told me to get BTBT a few days ago it's on a fucking tear ever since

>>60577923
He's investing in the good ol USA but the dollar is turning worthless in the meantime.

Nothing to be done except don't invest in specific countries.

>>60577927
My healthcare thesis is to wait until midterms. The policies are very similar to reagen era policies and during that time healthcare ate shit for like 2 years until they became a value play in the second half of the administration

>Kremlin Aide Ushakov: Trump-Putin Call Is Over, Spoke For Nearly An Hour
- Putin Told Trump He Would Not Abandon Goals In Ukraine
- Trump Again Raised Issue Of Bringing Ukraine Conflict To Swift Halt
- No Concrete Discussion Of A Putin-Trump Face-To-Face Meeting
- Putin Said Russia Ready To Keep Talking

still waiting

How do I not kill myself being a wage slave? I've been working for 2 years from home making double what my peers make but I still can't stand it

>>60577953
Trump is going to lose patience just like he did with Iran. It’s just taking a little more time because he likes putin for whatever reason. Russia isn’t going to back down, here. It doesn’t need to.

just sold my first call option for 9 dollars. Any other high rollers itt?

>>60577953
If NATO wants the Ukraine so badly, why don't we just invade them from the west boss?

>>60577963
#madeit
#blessed

>Implying the market won't pump in the last minutes

My positions for the long weekend :

HIMS 45 + 45,5 CSP
HOOD 85 CSP

thank you for your attention to this matter.

>fed just injected liquidity into repo market(bailout)
>last time they did this it was right before they did "totally not qe"(it's was qe)
>it also preceded the interest rate cuts

This is why we pumping btw

If dubs, I open a 0DTE betting my entire account

>>60577954
Some people are fine working. Others would rather die. Each of us gets to choose.

>>60577954
Alcohol
(technically cheating because it slowly kills you)

damn im missing out

20 minutes left of trading.

>>60577963
Based, congrats anon

>>60577954
You will always be unhappy no matter what you do. I suggest becoming an alcoholic if you think you can still manage to do your job without getting fired. That way you'll at least be happy.

>>60578011
checked
missing out?
i coulda bought 11c calls and sold em for an ez 10x
instead im trying to read the graph and buying and losing money on puts
i would probably have been right if not for the low volume which i wasnt aware or understood
cost of tuition is expensive

>>60577984
That's a Wall Street bull thesis. Volume is pathetic today, no way it's Wall Street going balls deep at record high prices. This is a zoomer pump 100%

>trading

>>60577992
Deep down you know you're getting fucked big time

>>60578001
>>60578022
Alcohol is degeneracy

>>60578011
quick FOMO into something you will regret later!

>>60578039
fomoed into 07/03 spy 620p
YOLOFOMOSWAG

It's not too late to buy crypto miners. It might be come Monday.

MARA WULF IREN BTBT BITB HIVE CAN WGMI

C'MON HAKEEM 11 MORE HOURS

>>60577954
Literally just get over it.

>muh holidays

Why should I, the noble euro investor be unable to collect from selling puts because the burgers want to throw fireworks? Amerilards do not respect any workers rights such as Sundays off and paid leave, why can Wall Street jews take holidays?

>>60578033
I've accepted I'm meant to suffer.

10 minutes

You are the swamp

>>60578033
>baseless morality parroting from an unskilled suicidal retard
Many such cases

Ungh

IMAGINE HOLDING PUTS
NOPE
JUST IMAGINE
"OH JEEZ MIGHT AS WELL SAVE WHATEVER I HAVE LEFT THERE ITS JUST GONNA CRAB TILL THE END"
IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS ITS UNREAL

>>60578072
Get out of my swamp.

>GRRR crashing a little
ooooo I’m so scared, you think I won’t hold over the weekend? Bitch

>>60578085
You're one ugly motherbiller

>>60578076
Fuck off I am an SRE at an X billion dollar tech company, not unskilled
My problem is that it doesn't feel worth it to quit before reaching a 10x post-tax income and I keep earning more every year so I'm stuck in the rat race

>>60578079
is this the classic “sell puts at the top and then fomo buy back in before a pump obliterates the puts the second you buy in” strategy?

TAKE YOUR TIME

you're late mr. ding ding ding guy

>>60577079
BULL
BVLLISH to $20

>exchange is closed
fuck you

DING MOTHER FUCKERS

Fucking ding I guess, numbers fellas? Fuck you

is it safe to say that ADP job numbers are a democratic propaganda piece just as umich inflation expectations?

>>60578001
I'm pretty sure 1-2 drinks/day makes chances of most diseases bottom out. Most people have a hard time sticking to just that though.

Also, living is slowly killing you. "You gotta die eventually" is the silver bullet that cuts through all risk aversion, whether it be health or investing.

ring a ding ding
how much did fellow bears suffer today?

>>60578093
not really see >>60577828
yet again another time where i should have held longer
BUT IF I DID, IT WOULD HAVE STEADILY DECLINED UNTIL THE BELL
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

>>60578110
>>60578108
>>60578114
Oh I didn't realize it was a half day. +1.8%.

>>60578114
Not a bear but not a FAGMAN. +0.17%

>It's a gospel now
kek
C'MON
PREACH

Another deeply retarded day in the books, congratulations all around, everyone

>>60578120
Despite not reading the thread edition and the first post after my OP. I'm kinda impressed. Do you often just breeze through life without a care in the world?

>>60578135
>>60578135

>>60578131
>Do you often just breeze through life without a care in the world?
Yes.

>>60578128
one guy read childrens books before
he can go forever as long as he has shit

>>60578114
-0.39% day, +26.22% YTD.

>>60578136
kys

>>60578091
>>60578091
How about you SHUT THE FUCK UP and be thankful for what you have you fucking pussy. Be a fucking man and accept your fate for the next 10 to 15 years, stack up as much money as possible, and then fucking retire early and move on with your life. I fucking hate faggots like you. Either drink alcohol and cope with your misery, or shut your fucking mouth.

>>60578108
>>60578114
+1.22%
Also futes looking bullish for grilling up some sausage for dinner later

>>60577490
>just cutting medicaid from illegal aliens
Wrong. They're instituting an 80 hour work requirement per month and requiring recipients to re-enroll every 6 months instead of yearly.

My TMC and SGML doin a lil sumn

>>60578108
>>60578114
Not a bad session, up £5038 / 1.3% on the day, and seeing as most of my shares are in American companies and the markets are closed tomorrow, £15415 / 4.3% this week. Hoping for more gains after the long weekend.

>>60577777
sales taxes are the work of shaitan, and legislation which supports them are the work of infidels
inshallah everyone who supports SALT shall be afflicted with testicular cancer

+20% this week.
I hate non trading holidays though

>>60577104
so you admit that the early threads are just trolling?

>>60578105
BVLLISH = bottom signal and the patriots are infact in contol o algo Q anónimo dos semanas más $BULL $20