Thread 60580398

I'm in a bit of a pickle and I need some advice.
I'm 27 and I'm working part-time at Costco as a bag packer and warehouse stocker: if not for my youth, my back would already be sore.

I studied accounting at community college, but I got bored to death with data entry.

My net worth is currently 300$ and I currently rent.

I thought of going to college in math or Industrial Engineering for a white collar job. Sigh. These choices might be garbage, but I'm clueless.

If anyone has anything to suggest, PLEASE do so! Don't be shy!

My goal would be to earn around 80k-100k in around 5 years from now.

you should become a leech and burden on the system for revenge against it

>>60580398 (OP)

If you want to earn more money go back into something you are already familiar with: like accounting you mentioned. The job will be very boring, but you will surely be on a higher wage than what you are now. Depends if you want to make that commitment, I guess.

>accounting
>math
if you have a disposition for number absolutely go into that, or look into trading and investment banking. lots of hard math opportunities in the field.

>>60580398 (OP)
Anon, your "pickle" is called being a wagecuck. You're already NGMI if this is your starting point at almost 30.
"Accounting bored you to death"? Yeah, no shit. And "math or Industrial Engineering" is just another path to a slightly more prestigious cube farm. You'll be 32, still hating your life, and maybe, maybe making $60k before taxes if you're lucky. Your goal of $80k-$100k in 5 years with that plan is pure delusion.
Here's my advice:
* Quit Costco. You're wasting your back for crumbs.
* Take that $300 and put it ALL into the most degen shitcoin you can find. Research it on /biz/. It's either going to zero (which you basically are already) or it's your only lottery ticket.
* Learn a high-income skill online in 6 months, not 4 years. Something actually useful: coding, advanced digital marketing, something you can freelance from a laptop.
* Stop thinking like a normie. White-collar jobs are just a different kind of wagie trap. True wealth isn't earned by selling your time to a corporation.
You want to make it? You need a drastic change. You're not going to get rich stacking shelves or doing equations for someone else.
Now seethe, and consider my words.

>>60580398 (OP)
Become an electrician or plumber

>>60580398 (OP)
Start kearing to tint cats there are schools that teach it in 3 days. U can charge 800 per car if it's a BMW when you get it down 450 for any car unless it's a Mercedes or BMW. it's something you can master after practicing on your own car 100 times. film is cheap.

>>60580398 (OP)

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>>60580473
This smells of bot.

>>60580568
Is that your schizoid seed phrase?

>>60580398 (OP)
Do not invest time in skills, AI can do everything before you graduate.
Your ticket is networking.

>>60580398 (OP)
Join military, get free disability money for life (you can both work and get vet disability)

>>60580398 (OP)
Just work on a fishing vessel

>>60580398 (OP)
not gonna lie I like this pepe

>>60581753

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>>60580398 (OP)
PUT THE DOLLAR SIGN ON THE LEFT SIDE LIKE THIS
$300

>>60580398 (OP)
Holy Smokes bro
you're in trouble.
Quit Costco, move in with your parents or grandparent for 6 months. No life learn to code ASAP and get a job working remote for 60k/year.
Move to Colombia, keep working the job, AND SAVE.
Then, specialise, continue to save, and switch jobs to 100k+/year.
Maybe, just maybe, after that, you might make it...

>>60581604
Honestly anon this is a good move. If I had known about how easy it is to be a ‘disabled’ vet I’d have done this. Half my coworkers are ‘disabled vets’, shits fucking absurd.

It may be worth using FAFSA to get a degree or something first so you can enter as an officer and better opportunities.

>>60580398 (OP)
Pick up side gigs that don't suck as much as Costco.

Doordash.
Lawn mowing.
Power washing.

Start buying and reselling low to high on a highly liquid asset secondhand market. (Pokemon cards, things like that, if not it.)
Run an eBay/Amazon shop.
Just resell, try not to take losses, but try not to retain high amounts of one thing in case it bottoms.
You may take some individual sale losses on this gig, but the goal is to build reviews on those two secondhand shops.
Then later, when you can afford wholesale/bulk buy and resale of high throughput liquid items, you have shopfronts ready to go.

You need to really branch and find something that YOU can game.
If it ain't the system, buddy you gotta build your own system.

>>60580398 (OP)
Familiarize yourself with the safe's location and security protocol, and rob the Costco

>>60580637
Networking at Costco?

OP here: I'll go with math. Teaching sounds fun.

>>60580473
Thats retarded. don’t go to college bro just yolo shitcoins . Gambler’s fallacy

>>60581604
>Joins chair force at 30
>China invades Taiwan
Right
All the "join the military" midwits really grasping at straws.

>>60583811
if you join the air force you’re probably not going to die in war tbf

>>60581990
That’s not how it works you can’t just become a Jr dev in 6 months and live next to 500 3rd worlders to reach 100k. Believe it or not to get a 100k job you have to live where those jobs are located