suitbros - /biz/ (#60585683) [Archived: 592 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: dRI/9RI2
7/6/2025, 12:16:24 AM No.60585683
its a suit
its a suit
md5: 1b0ecafa9bbbf892b20607a3967a42c7🔍
The designer of Zelenskyy’s outfit literally confirms: yes, it’s a suit.
Not a traditional one but a tailored suit with military elements. Still a suit.
So if even the creator of the outfit says it’s a suit… what are we even debating here?
This is an official statement from the brand behind the design.
Why does Polymarket allow UMA whales to engage in scam?
People deserve to know the truth.
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Anonymous ID: efzsonfx
7/6/2025, 12:19:59 AM No.60585689
>>60585683 (OP)
Bro stop acting like the defender of truth. Ur just some degenerate looking to 100x his money. You dont give a fuck if its a suit or not, and if yes was at 99c youd be buying no and saying its not a suit cause its not a traditional suit.
Get scammed retard
Replies: >>60585698 >>60585724 >>60586776
Anonymous ID: IUlUSc/l
7/6/2025, 12:22:46 AM No.60585696
Whales always win, a lesson everyone has to learn.
Anonymous ID: 82Q2Hdso
7/6/2025, 12:23:43 AM No.60585698
>>60585689
This
>>60585683 (OP)
Ugh sweaty, the 1 gorillion prolongings of the timer shouldve given you a hint by now that your money will be taken.
Replies: >>60585724 >>60586776
Anonymous ID: Fu9tgSa6
7/6/2025, 12:26:15 AM No.60585709
No tie = no suit. Simple as.
Replies: >>60585724 >>60586256 >>60586776 >>60587434
Anonymous ID: dRI/9RI2
7/6/2025, 12:33:20 AM No.60585724
>>60585689
>>60585698
>>60585709

Normies.
Replies: >>60585729 >>60585730
Anonymous ID: 82Q2Hdso
7/6/2025, 12:35:15 AM No.60585729
>>60585724
Midwit
Anonymous ID: efzsonfx
7/6/2025, 12:35:55 AM No.60585730
>>60585724
nah ur just a little fegit.
and everyone on 4chan these days is a normalfag, thats why i dont come here anymore. bunch of retarded ass zoomers like you.
if u werent here in 2016/2017 youre literally never making it little zoom zoom. get ready to spend the next 30 years working, theres no escape for you bitch. go suck on ur gay ass vape and cry about it.
Anonymous ID: 6kUie6nZ
7/6/2025, 12:37:19 AM No.60585733
it's gonna be a 50/50 split and therefore "no" owners will get rekt in shambles as they see a -50% dark swoon slash to their cuntfolios. (the average yes owner has $10 in it vs the $30,000+ the no owner has)
Replies: >>60585744
Anonymous ID: 82Q2Hdso
7/6/2025, 12:40:49 AM No.60585744
raf,360x360,075,t,fafafa_ca443f4786
raf,360x360,075,t,fafafa_ca443f4786
md5: b71fd359a73eb8afe3ec249022db01b5🔍
>>60585733
Ah yes, the rich guys who always make good bets if you check their history simply became retarded this one time. Do you need a translstion? Youre gonna get fucked with no refunds
Replies: >>60585747 >>60587912
Anonymous ID: 6kUie6nZ
7/6/2025, 12:41:31 AM No.60585747
>>60585744
oh no whatever will I do with 10 less dollars. afraid little cunt
Replies: >>60585762
Anonymous ID: 82Q2Hdso
7/6/2025, 12:50:44 AM No.60585762
lets-keep-it-going-v0-hh1pmu5hxu4e1
lets-keep-it-going-v0-hh1pmu5hxu4e1
md5: 1eafaced394fb9a8f59e65d622f8d78b🔍
>>60585747
Thats probably 1/10th of your bank account anyways.
Replies: >>60587912
Anonymous ID: dRI/9RI2
7/6/2025, 1:08:37 AM No.60585822
I’m cautious whenever a market has already priced in one outcome — in this case, “No” — because it means most participants believe the decision is settled.
Still, I’m willing to bet on Polymarket
’s integrity and hope they fix the resolution to “Yes.” The risk/reward is outstanding at 1:82.
Why? Because it’s their chance to show the market that they won’t fold to manipulation (despite past such cases), do some free marketing about the situation and how they made it right (they are trending for a reason), and set this up for an upcoming POLY token launch.
Replies: >>60585846 >>60586012 >>60586094 >>60586496 >>60586800
Anonymous ID: 82Q2Hdso
7/6/2025, 1:19:37 AM No.60585846
>>60585822
there is no conclusion, they keep prolonging it and no ones doing shit about it. they dont really care at this point
Anonymous ID: dRI/9RI2
7/6/2025, 2:28:52 AM No.60586005
A broad variety of media outlets referred to it as a suit. 2) Zelenskyy's referred to it as some sort of suit on an interview. 3) THE OUTFIT DESIGNER said it can be considered as a suit, through an official Instagram comment. UMA should vote based on general consensus. And the general consensus overwhelmingly leans towards "YES". There is absolutely no reason to vote for "NO". Any votes justified by UMA holders' or Polymarket staff's own opinion is completely irrelevant. The general consensus is that YES, HE WORE A SUIT. Period. YES is the only correct answer. Any other option will make both Polymarket and UMA completely untrustworthy for eternity..
Anonymous ID: ql7gmsj/
7/6/2025, 2:29:59 AM No.60586012
>>60585822
This would be true in an ideal world but in reality it will resolve to no, a few twitter fags will write angry words and it will be forgotten in a week without further comment by Polymarket.
Anonymous ID: yI1A/Wdh
7/6/2025, 2:33:34 AM No.60586022
first time getting kiked dude? you dont remember GME? let this be a lesson to you and stay away from anything with kikey little rat claws in the pot
Anonymous ID: pWomweu1
7/6/2025, 3:04:22 AM No.60586094
>>60585822
they don't care mate. Have you seen polymarket employees posting on twitter? They are faggots
Anonymous ID: n2xF2ZtK
7/6/2025, 3:06:24 AM No.60586101
1716025070827722
1716025070827722
md5: 6666f5839b4cd4c6e6ef3cfae03e584b🔍
And noone has asked /fa/ about their take on the suit/not-suit?

Fucking retards.
Anonymous ID: TSPROBy/
7/6/2025, 4:07:14 AM No.60586256
notie
notie
md5: f42f52c5567f05d51e84582b909d4e8c🔍
>>60585709
>t. dumb jeet nigger monkey has never worn a suit in his life
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Anonymous ID: B9InPelL
7/6/2025, 4:29:29 AM No.60586296
So zelensky spent tax dollars and many multiple hundreds of hours of correspondence and coordination of a team of people just so he can look like a bum in an army green shirt while pretending to be "in the thick of it"?
How many does he have? I'll bet this ensemble of clothes cost Ukraine well over a million dollars and he can justify it by saying "I needed to look a certain way to convey something so our country gets support."
Sickening. And sickening how easily a retard like me can see that, don't you think?
Replies: >>60586676
Anonymous ID: Y4Xzd3E8
7/6/2025, 5:55:20 AM No.60586496
>>60585822
Lol they’re going to hide behind the uma vote.
Replies: >>60586687
Anonymous ID: I0+40+Fr
7/6/2025, 6:26:23 AM No.60586548
Reeeeemk3
Reeeeemk3
md5: 813a749906a7349d6d89753c8deca55d🔍
UMA IS A JEEET SCAMM!!!!
Anonymous ID: LYMZvxxb
7/6/2025, 6:29:01 AM No.60586551
>>60585683 (OP)
>can indeed be referred
This means it can also not be.

INCONCLUSIVE
Anonymous ID: Re97DOKM
7/6/2025, 7:16:38 AM No.60586637
noone who enjoys suits would call that a suit
Anonymous ID: eJ7djhDe
7/6/2025, 7:36:49 AM No.60586676
>>60586296
thank you john from idaho oblast for your retarded comment
Anonymous ID: s/QUvin+
7/6/2025, 7:41:18 AM No.60586687
>>60586496
Correct
>muh decentralized
>sorry chuds if whales are manipulating the bets, we as POOlymarket are not directly responsable of any outcomes
NO REFUNDS
Anonymous ID: aH2UatQr
7/6/2025, 7:42:32 AM No.60586689
Polymarket is fucking retarded anyway. We already had this thing without the esoteric crypto shit. It's called BETTING, and it worked by the bookie deciding when you won not you putting up tokens to argue with other bettors over what just happened lol.
Anonymous ID: 3TTvCjEW
7/6/2025, 9:02:10 AM No.60586776
1751480113821178
1751480113821178
md5: 9fa9e9e5ec0d0c006bcfc656a409b0e6🔍
>>60585689
>>60585698
>>60585709
holy copes, the mental gymnastics of No-tards, pure projection
>HURRR your only doing it to make money
Lmao yeah actually, the truth is, in theory, meant to make you money on Poolyjeet yet it seems your scam is coming undone in real time definitely on the wrong side of history, easiest 100x of my life
Replies: >>60587361
Anonymous ID: RctnowYE
7/6/2025, 9:20:35 AM No.60586800
>>60585822
>Community ran betting platform
>Turns out its a scam and only 10 whales who control a shitload of UMA tokens get to decide the outcome.
Anonymous ID: RctnowYE
7/6/2025, 9:37:50 AM No.60586825
>Biggest yesholder sold his bags

Welp time to dip then.
Replies: >>60586905 >>60587799
Anonymous ID: 3TTvCjEW
7/6/2025, 10:26:13 AM No.60586905
>>60586825
>the controlled opposition No-whale from the frauding poly discord made a move
OH NO NO NO
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Anonymous ID: RctnowYE
7/6/2025, 10:50:28 AM No.60586936
>>60586905
whats the discord?
Replies: >>60587098
Anonymous ID: 3TTvCjEW
7/6/2025, 12:17:44 PM No.60587098
>>60586936
it's a private one for whales to fuck everyone else, hopefully this time it is they who get obliterated
Anonymous ID: d9qsSqmE
7/6/2025, 2:18:52 PM No.60587361
>>60586776
>he thinks hes making history betting 10 dollars on a bangladeshi funny money betting site.
Anonymous ID: Aq/qAg3z
7/6/2025, 2:54:14 PM No.60587419
The designer is incentivized to lie and call it a suit to sell for higher price
Anonymous ID: dOJDuRMH
7/6/2025, 3:01:09 PM No.60587434
>>60585709
You're confusing a suit with some level of formality. A suit worn without a tie is less formal but it's still a suit.
Anonymous ID: dRI/9RI2
7/6/2025, 3:37:09 PM No.60587533
SUITBROS!!!!!
LFG!!!!
3%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous ID: aLkNBmYa
7/6/2025, 4:09:30 PM No.60587617
>>60585683 (OP)
>designed to convey authority, subtlety and purpose
lmao, why are poisonous manlet dwarves like this?
Anonymous ID: b08QfQBV
7/6/2025, 4:41:22 PM No.60587716
What was the definition of a suit in the market rules? They did have market rules right? They didn't just try to wing it like a bunch of retards?
Replies: >>60587776
Anonymous ID: +QmhnhDS
7/6/2025, 5:01:10 PM No.60587776
>>60587716
PBS says he wore a suit. Politico said he wore a suit. BBC said he wore a suit. Zelenksyy’s stylist said he wore a suit. CONSENSUS OF CREDIBLE REPORTS, which is the ONLY thing that matters for this market, says he wore a suit. DONT LET UMA WHALES GASLIGHT YOU OTHERWISE.

just throw $100 and enjoy your 50x if lucky
otherwise enjoy poolyjeet crashing and burn after the bad press
Replies: >>60587804 >>60587880
Anonymous ID: jmyTDd9i
7/6/2025, 5:06:46 PM No.60587799
>>60586825
He spent the past week slurping in increments and then immediately turns around and sells his entire bag at once, for an average of less than 1 penny. When there's still over 24 hours on the dispute.

really doesn't make any sense for a guy just trying to recoup his bags. He knew it was lost to begin with anyway. To me this is more like some rich fuck crashing the price so all us poors can have a good entry
Anonymous ID: b08QfQBV
7/6/2025, 5:08:23 PM No.60587804
>>60587776
The only thing that matters in settling betting markets is the market rules. If the rules were "a consensus of credible reports says its a suit" then both consensus and credible needed to be defined in the rules.

You very rarely get this problem with bookmakers because even markets with ambiguous titles have strict rules. The more I read about this the more I think the whole market should be voided for being incoherent.
Anonymous ID: XPpdXUq0
7/6/2025, 5:09:41 PM No.60587813
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md5: e8552d661ed58a9bc9707a73dfbed411🔍
>>60585683 (OP)
>Uhm yes the outfit can be referred to a suit - though not a traditional one. It is a tailored ensemble that draws from both civilian and military references designed to convey authority subtlety, and purpose
Anonymous ID: 3TyzNMRe
7/6/2025, 5:30:06 PM No.60587880
I'd like to go on the record to say it's not a suit. For the purposes of an ill defined bet, I would be ok with that winning or everyone being refunded.

>>60587776
None of those outlets are credible.
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Anonymous ID: dRI/9RI2
7/6/2025, 5:35:40 PM No.60587893
SOMETHING IS HAPPENNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES 3,5%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous ID: 7JU9bzWX
7/6/2025, 5:38:45 PM No.60587903
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md5: 6ecc62664b1e51312ea0ed781861babb🔍
>>60587880
>creator of the suit says its a suit
>50+ media outlets call it a suit
>suit experts agree it's a suit
But yes, you, a random anon, knows it better.
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Anonymous ID: 6kUie6nZ
7/6/2025, 5:40:45 PM No.60587912
1737133863823031
1737133863823031
md5: 517a140f604171436b698ecd11a5aabd🔍
>>60585762
>>60585744
Anonymous ID: j09sKXAT
7/6/2025, 5:46:25 PM No.60587936
What’s the point of a betting market if you just get scammed like that? No it must be resolved as yes, the integrity of the platform is at stake.
Anonymous ID: S3lrcxBd
7/6/2025, 6:33:42 PM No.60588084
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md5: e7e22103c8da494ef4b61c45b6839109🔍
Seems undervalued. I might ape
Anonymous ID: 3TyzNMRe
7/6/2025, 6:40:58 PM No.60588106
>>60587903
The suit creator literally says in the OP that it's not a traditional suit. Given the context of that Jew wearing bullshit outfits all the time, the point of the bet was almost certainly about a traditional suit. Also, yes, I usually know better than all those retards you listed.
Replies: >>60588144 >>60588174
Anonymous ID: 2BV+FmKU
7/6/2025, 6:42:38 PM No.60588113
>>60585683 (OP)
only UMA votes matter
this is the power of oracles
Anonymous ID: j09sKXAT
7/6/2025, 6:52:11 PM No.60588144
>>60588106
This is polymarkets fault for not specifying a traditional western styled suit. It just says suit, and that’s what it is.
Anonymous ID: GvgV84Pp
7/6/2025, 6:54:53 PM No.60588155
1747582427355113
1747582427355113
md5: cb07b6c32094b6cc6c4d8584386fa0a8🔍
>>60585683 (OP)
never bet on stupid subjective shit like this

I am putting a massive bet on NO 25bps rate cut by end of the month
keep it simple.
Anonymous ID: DudCBkNx
7/6/2025, 6:56:05 PM No.60588158
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maxresdefault (66)
md5: a318c1c1cdbd0d7fb58be19c07017341🔍
>>60586256
Replies: >>60588332
Anonymous ID: eNnUro7w
7/6/2025, 7:00:41 PM No.60588174
>>60588106
>jewish pilpul/semantics
this post
you vill lost and you vill be happy, tranny.
Anonymous ID: +7yurklK
7/6/2025, 7:04:24 PM No.60588184
I have never even visited that poly website, but that is not a suit, if you were that to a job with a suit dress code you will receive shit for it.
Anonymous ID: z/zXeqwk
7/6/2025, 7:26:05 PM No.60588259
Its a suit you fucking retards
Anonymous ID: rEZBAef/
7/6/2025, 7:26:40 PM No.60588261
Imagine betting money on something where the outcomes are not defined. KEK.
Anonymous ID: dRI/9RI2
7/6/2025, 7:43:37 PM No.60588326
Elon is coming...
Anonymous ID: dOJDuRMH
7/6/2025, 7:44:54 PM No.60588332
>>60588158
Correct. A suit jacket is from the same material as the suit pants. Blazer and slacks involves matching two things sold separately
Anonymous ID: U8fQh4yq
7/7/2025, 1:39:18 AM No.60589460
so how exactly does this polymarket shit work? I hear that there's something about bonds and coins and shit, but i don't really understand it. do you just keep buying shit and try to influence the decisions?
Anonymous ID: 6HKhVmqd
7/7/2025, 7:52:40 AM No.60590262
The mentality of the vast majority of NO voters is of an entirely base nature. They are not whales. What they can only see is a handful of dollars they might win by following scammers. They risk thousands to win tens. And for what purpose? They sacrifice the truth itself for their petty greed. This is the disease of the short-sighted. It is a spiritual myopia, brought on by an emptiness of the soul. This was never about the irrelevant technicalities of whether some Ukrainian comedian wore a suit or not. It is a war of faith, a battle between those who stand up for the truth and the filthy liars who would deny it for pennies. Choose the right side, gentlemen.
Anonymous ID: yI1A/Wdh
7/7/2025, 9:11:31 AM No.60590358
zelenskike suit
zelenskike suit
md5: 07ce1c4587c6979397c64e4fef1bbf61🔍
https://www.kyivpost.com/post/55194

so even their own kike propaganda called it a suit last week how does it get any more official and credible than that?