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Anonymous (ID: WHb2NSGK) No.60586768 [Report] >>60586772 >>60586778 >>60586830 >>60586832 >>60586841 >>60586850 >>60586942 >>60587462 >>60588911 >>60590382 >>60590439 >>60590504 >>60590840 >>60593836 >>60593842 >>60594003 >>60594153 >>60594276 >>60594441 >>60597848 >>60597970
lawSUIT
Imagine Jeets losing their website because they are too greedy, low IQ and brown to know what a suit is.
Anonymous (ID: MaWNYzD8) No.60586772 [Report] >>60586812 >>60586820 >>60586832 >>60586872 >>60587143 >>60587426 >>60590916 >>60593897 >>60594278 >>60597111 >>60597755
>>60586768 (OP)

That is not a suit. A suit has a tie. Different colored shirt. This just looks weird.
Anonymous (ID: yrLpg4KY) No.60586778 [Report] >>60586812 >>60586832
>>60586768 (OP)
They're rich, youre not. That automatically makes them smarter
Anonymous (ID: RBnAXnSC) No.60586812 [Report]
>>60586772
>>60586778
Anonymous (ID: DCudff+0) No.60586817 [Report] >>60586832 >>60586872 >>60593846
Its a bit of a stretch calling it a suit

Its a shirt and a jacket
Anonymous (ID: mPkao9hd) No.60586820 [Report]
>>60586772

>DO NOT REDEEM BLOODY BASTERD BENCHOD
Anonymous (ID: WLKyfV4d) No.60586830 [Report] >>60586872
>>60586768 (OP)
Oh yeah, I remember something about that. But yeah, that's not a suit.

You'd think with the history of Indian textiles that they'd know, but I guess they're just born slaves who won't know anything more than total loss in their life.
Anonymous (ID: 6jB0fRfi) No.60586832 [Report]
>>60586768 (OP)
>>60586772
>>60586817
>>60586778
Anonymous (ID: 78puioEr) No.60586841 [Report]
>>60586768 (OP)
Kek. Watch "not a suit" pajeets pile into this thread. "Is this a suit?" will become a new test for whiteness.
Anonymous (ID: 5kELucwR) No.60586850 [Report]
>>60586768 (OP)

can't wait for the coffeezilla episode and we find out they really are all jeets
Anonymous (ID: WHb2NSGK) No.60586872 [Report]
>>60586817
>>60586830
>>60586772
Anonymous (ID: 9Tu2lZV/) No.60586942 [Report] >>60586965
>>60586768 (OP)
white here, this isn't a suit, try again manlet
Anonymous (ID: WHb2NSGK) No.60586965 [Report]
>>60586942
Anonymous (ID: JUEI6MER) No.60587073 [Report]
Anonymous (ID: pTOV1xBh) No.60587103 [Report]
>Impartial consensus that decides the outcome
>Turns out its just who has the most UMAtokens lmao


Even with 90 votes into YES, it still became disputed because 10 umawhales voted NO.
Anonymous (ID: JUEI6MER) No.60587143 [Report]
>>60586772
Anonymous (ID: JUEI6MER) No.60587420 [Report]
It's obviously a Suit and the gas lighting is making me ate capitalism.
Anonymous (ID: RCGdtZS9) No.60587426 [Report]
>>60586772
Suits don't "have ties". They're sold separately.
Anonymous (ID: Jj4fNnsD) No.60587459 [Report] >>60587465 >>60590441 >>60590468
The jacket is what is making his set up look weird, specifically the giant chest pockets and because he's fat. Still a suit though.
Anonymous (ID: B4fTKrVn) No.60587462 [Report] >>60587492
>>60586768 (OP)
suitbros..is it happening? 2% chance now and Ian Miles Cheong posted about it
Anonymous (ID: PdFUsbpd) No.60587465 [Report]
>>60587459
>because he's fat
uhm acktually those are heckin' armor plates or whatever just like my favorite marvel superhero
Anonymous (ID: B4fTKrVn) No.60587492 [Report]
>>60587462
3%
Anonymous (ID: YHpzKAA3) No.60587508 [Report]
I just finished watching Codex Pajeet 3.
Anonymous (ID: LSJsWAjk) No.60588911 [Report] >>60590357
>>60586768 (OP)
i went all in on this bet
Anonymous (ID: gZ2bYlON) No.60590331 [Report] >>60590369
The mentality of the vast majority of NO voters is of an entirely base nature. They are not whales. What they can only see is a handful of dollars they might win by following scammers. They risk thousands to win tens. And for what purpose? They sacrifice the truth itself for their petty greed. This is the disease of the short-sighted. It is a spiritual myopia, brought on by an emptiness of the soul. This was never about the irrelevant technicalities of whether some Ukrainian comedian wore a suit or not. It is a war of faith, a battle between those who stand up for the truth and the filthy liars who would deny it for pennies. Choose the right side, gentlemen.
Anonymous (ID: 4dprmHKe) No.60590357 [Report] >>60590369
>>60588911
when? im debating putting $100 right now but cant find info on whether i can still play or if my shit will get rejected later or confiscated because i bought too late
Anonymous (ID: tJRQ6Ngi) No.60590366 [Report]
Truth*
Anonymous (ID: tJRQ6Ngi) No.60590369 [Report] >>60590539
>>60590331
I just don't get this either...
not even the biggest crypto degenerate is willing to risk/spend $6figs to earn $1k or even $500 fucking dollars..
why would anyone do that even if the market seems to be rigged?
fucking morons

>>60590357 #
You have 16 or 20 hours until the final outcome is revealed.
price might drop to 1c or below if chances of UMA/"no" scammers winning increase.
whichever is the outcome, if you buy "yes" you're betting on the truth and on the premise that Poolyscam will have to pay "yes" people or the pay going 50/50 just to avoid the clusterfuck that will come due to bad press and lawsuits by scamming too many people.
crypto twitter journos and many blue ch3ck fags are already passing the voice and many other people is wstching this scam very closely
Anonymous (ID: otv0QKfi) No.60590382 [Report]
>>60586768 (OP)
If I saw the picture on the left, without context, not knowing anything about the person, I would call the outfit a suit. I've seen black people wierder and uglier suit jackets and I would call their outfit a suit (I have no idea where they buy their wierd fashions). Has a Polymarket result ever been disputed before?
Anonymous (ID: i44oU35M) No.60590401 [Report]
Everyone will move to seer.pm prediction market if polymarket don't correctly decide he is Infact wearing a suit. They have the same bet open and over 9000 crypto journalists awaiting UMA decision.
Anonymous (ID: 6rDuObnH) No.60590439 [Report]
>>60586768 (OP)
This is why I'll never use polymarket. UMA oracle just does not work, we've seen this plenty of times with markets that want "consensus of credible reporting".

Normal bookmakers are better since they at least respond to market incentives in staying impartial as they lose credibility if they don't. UMA doesn't give a shit, their token has been dumping for ages, they know it's a failed project, and they have to recoup their losses somehow.
Anonymous (ID: JQZmBT7S) No.60590441 [Report] >>60590545
>>60587459
It’s because it’s unstructured. Most suits have a piece of stiff canvas inside which extends from the upper back, over the shoulders (usually with additional padding underneath), and down the front of the jacket. It’s what provides a lot of the shape of a suit and creates that kind of defined silhouette. It’s not an absolute necessity though, you can omit it altogether, which gives the suit a much less rigid shape. As a rule more structured = more formal, less structured = more casual. Unstructured suits are also more common in hot countries and with lighter materials, as they’re much more breathable as a rule, so they’re very typical in Southern Italy for example. You can also make the case that structuring is less necessary if you have a reasonably muscular build, and Zelensky has definitely been on the juice the last couple of years.

Funnily enough, Jeets have a tendency to wear overstructured jackets, so maybe that’s why they can’t recognise that it’s a suit.
Anonymous (ID: LrttXNOe) No.60590468 [Report]
>>60587459
Nope it is not.
Jacket is clearly from a different fabric than the pants and looks more like a safari jacket to me, than a classic suit jacket. Just look at the buttons and lapel.
This is a more formal version of what he used to wear, but still far away from a classic suit.

This discussion is filled with manchilds who never wear anything more formal than a plastic jacket and hoodie and thus confuse everything with a suit that is cut even remotely more formal/classic.
Anonymous (ID: /um4iXGj) No.60590504 [Report] >>60590550
>>60586768 (OP)
Huge voting pool uma.rocks switched sides to NO, it's over
Anonymous (ID: 1yCcKd6L) No.60590519 [Report]
p1 whales are playing the market like a fiddle, juicing the market on mumbai hours to create fomo volume and more profits for then they pull the rug in 15 hours. dont get fooled.
Anonymous (ID: 4dprmHKe) No.60590539 [Report]
>>60590369
so i was readin gmore about how polymarket works and this UMA oracle bullshit sounds like the most kiked thing ever. its literally just a centralized system controlled by whale kikes who presumably are on the NO side which is why i think its a lost cause. you cant play against kikes in a rigged market. i already learned my lesson from GME and became 100% kikepilled on kikes. im not falling for this kike shit ever again. fuck kikes.
Anonymous (ID: 4dprmHKe) No.60590545 [Report] >>60590569
>>60590441
hes wearing rifle body armor underneath which is probably why hes not wearing one with shoulder pads and shit. you can literally see the body armor printing every step he takes
Anonymous (ID: 4dprmHKe) No.60590550 [Report]
>>60590504
yeah no surprise there. kikes moved in to control the shit in their favor. woudlnt be surprised if theres state sponsored glownigger kikery going on and the ukraine secret services are rigging the pool to collect money for jewish war funds
Anonymous (ID: gZ2bYlON) No.60590562 [Report]
Just gonna post this here. This is absolute cinema, lmao.
Even in the unlikely event that the scammers successfully rig this market, it was a pleasure boys. Making the jeet scammers squirm is pure fun at this point.
Anonymous (ID: YN0iMR5r) No.60590569 [Report]
>>60590545
Based anon has a good eye. Now that you point it out I see that's exactly what's going on.
Anonymous (ID: 8P1P5bKN) No.60590840 [Report] >>60590868 >>60590872 >>60590902
>>60586768 (OP)
How do I throw $100 at this as an American or is it too late to bet
Anonymous (ID: OnkK9ony) No.60590868 [Report] >>60590872 >>60590902
>>60590840
i am wondering the same
Anonymous (ID: tJRQ6Ngi) No.60590872 [Report] >>60590902
>>60590840
>>60590868
You have 11 hours left.
just create an account then send your crypto via cex or wallet to polymarket then buy. Not complicated
Anonymous (ID: 4dprmHKe) No.60590902 [Report] >>60593869 >>60596982
>>60590872
it is complicated because its blocked in america
>>60590868
>>60590840
you have to use a VPN and one thats not on their block list. dont make an email account or sign in with google because the kikes are sharing location data. open a private browsing window if you already fucked up and visited polymarket on your browser before turning on the VPN. youll have to enable extensions for private mode in your browser so your wallet can open. then go to polymarket and pick teh bottom option under sign in with the icons of the wallets and connect your wallet
Anonymous (ID: OrlnlmzR) No.60590916 [Report]
>>60586772
Yes yes and you aren't 5 cent army from Hyderabad being paid to post on here, and when you aren't being paid, you're shilling shitcoins and other scams. Fucking dalit scum.
Anonymous (ID: H36GegOg) No.60591733 [Report]
lol
Anonymous (ID: pWtcjKHC) No.60593836 [Report]
>>60586768 (OP)
It's a suit god dammit
Anonymous (ID: WYYJsVQj) No.60593842 [Report]
>>60586768 (OP)
That's not a suit
Anonymous (ID: N5gw/9Yg) No.60593846 [Report]
>>60586817

Suits are not a one piece, they have many components you fkn retard
Anonymous (ID: QBs4dEGf) No.60593852 [Report]
so on 1 side you have whales who are able to manipulate the oracle into reporting what they want and on the other side you have poorfag gamblers who are begging polymarket to side with them lmao i wonder which side is the jeets
Anonymous (ID: rxSnUivk) No.60593857 [Report]
Tough call, I have no dog in this fight, I do think he is a massive faggot…gonna have to go with, it’s a gay suit for faggots
Anonymous (ID: KkxvNNvh) No.60593863 [Report]
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1p0CSpse6YwLApvwKt173bDg1cQVNcNEe0_2sNCvhaZs/edit?tab=t.0
friendly reminder "NO" fags are just scammers are the biggest kikes we've ever seen
they're literally rigging a market for $200 or even $500 gains
Anonymous (ID: D8GbV44F) No.60593869 [Report]
>>60590902

why would anyone want to do this? When this website exit scams you will get nothing. Even if they don't do that, are you making a massive amount of money with so many yes voters?
Anonymous (ID: w+g6oCbH) No.60593876 [Report] >>60593897 >>60593916
Every single time theres a fresh brigade of retards thinking its an easy 100x with these disputes.
Anonymous (ID: QBs4dEGf) No.60593897 [Report] >>60593932
>>60593876
because it's a pump and dump. people that bought at 1 cent already 3xed their money when it went to 3 cents. they don't need polymarket to resolve in their favor they just need to convince rubes to buy their worthless tokens. look at how many ids responded to >>60586772 calling him a jeet. think that's organic?
Anonymous (ID: Bw2j06Dg) No.60593916 [Report] >>60593932
>>60593876
Why isn’t it an easy dispute though? The guy wore a suit what the fuck?
Anonymous (ID: w+g6oCbH) No.60593932 [Report] >>60593940
>>60593916
Its not about whether he did or not. Its about how UMA will vote, and they will never vote against a poly clarification. This market outcome was settled on July 1
>>60593897
Sadly, vast majority of yes side is just retarded and did not trade. It sucks because I doubt most of these users stick around.
But for now, we keep getting fresh supply.
Anonymous (ID: Bw2j06Dg) No.60593940 [Report] >>60593958
>>60593932
What is a poly clarification? What did they clarify? And I get what you’re saying but at the end of the day it is about the suit, that’s the whole point of the bet. If polymarket/uma has no integrity than it has a negative impact and lowers confidence.
Anonymous (ID: 6WyVW3ZX) No.60593954 [Report]
Why would you let your richest customers dictate who wins on your betting app? That's like opening a casino and letting your richest gamblers run it.
Anonymous (ID: w+g6oCbH) No.60593958 [Report] >>60593978
>>60593940
>but at the end of the day it is about the suit
>If polymarket/uma has no integrity than it has a negative impact and lowers confidence.
I used to think that way too after the Maduro outcome, an actual scam market, but Poly has improved a lot since then. The only real incident was the mineral deal.
Polys clarifications are something that combats these and a great thing. Convinient all these arbiters of truth have shares bought for 0.0x cents.
Anonymous (ID: Bw2j06Dg) No.60593978 [Report] >>60593996 >>60593997 >>60594279
>>60593958
So it’s just polymarket scamming, it seems he’s worn a suit based on all sources. Unless I’ve fallen for bs.
Anonymous (ID: RLH0Lrt5) No.60593996 [Report] >>60594153
>>60593978
https://nypost.com/2025/06/25/world-news/volodymyr-zelensky-dons-suit-for-donald-trump-meeting-at-nato-summit/

https://www.kyivpost.com/post/55194

a few sources i found in a second, there are more, certainly more credible than pm's "clarification"

final outcome doesn't say "based on uma whale votes" it says "based on media consensus," so uma whales are colluding to cause a fraudulent outcome

a poorly worded scrapped together "clarification" from pm definitely doesn't count as media consensus

if pm chooses criminal street shitter whales over truth and a large percentage of users on their platform they deserve to die
Anonymous (ID: 4dprmHKe) No.60593997 [Report]
>>60593978
https://www.kyivpost.com/post/55194
Anonymous (ID: zaYa/W7m) No.60594003 [Report] >>60594010
>>60586768 (OP)
It looks like a military jacket over some black clothes
Anonymous (ID: 4dprmHKe) No.60594010 [Report] >>60594015
>>60594003
https://news.az/news/zelensky-swaps-military-fatigues-for-black-suit-at-nato-summit
Anonymous (ID: zaYa/W7m) No.60594015 [Report]
>>60594010
That's the same outfit
Anonymous (ID: 10uaQzzF) No.60594153 [Report]
>>60593996
>>60586768 (OP)

The evidence is overwhelming: Zelensky did wear a suit on June 24 in The Hague.

Major media confirmed it:

Politico.eu “even donned a black suit after being mocked by a conservative media figure in that disastrous White House meeting for an outfit that wasn't respectful enough.”

New York Post “Zelensky ditches T-shirt for a suit”

Polymarket “President Zelenskyy in a suit last night”

BBC “Zelensky swaps military fatigues for black suit at Nato summit”

Kyiv Post “The Ukrainian leader was spotted wearing a suit”

The World “Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy attended the NATO summit at the Hague today, and notably was wearing a suit.”

News 18 (CNN) “Zelenskyy Ditches Combat Look At NATO, Suits Up After Trump’s Oval Office Rebuke”

Metro “Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky swapped his polo shirt for a suit for his meeting with Donald Trump”

Bild “Now Zelenskyy counters in a suit”

HuffPost “Zelensky wears a suit for the first time”

ANI News “Ukrainian President Zelenskyy wore a suit to the event”

PBS Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelenskyy adjusts his suit arrives at a NATO event on June 24, 2025. Photo by Toby Melville/ Reuters

Hindustan Times “Volodymyr Zelensky opted for a black suit to attend the royal dinner”

Times Now World “Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky swapped his green fatigues for a sleek black suit”

Worldcrunch “Volodymyr Zelensky has shown up in a suit.”

The Sun “Zelensky swapped his signature battlefield khakis for a slick black suit today”

Telegraph “for the first time since the beginning of Russia's invasion of Ukraine, he has appeared at an official meeting wearing a suit.”
Anonymous (ID: NYTp3GxM) No.60594276 [Report]
>>60586768 (OP)
>A suit typically includes a jacket and trousers made of the same fabric
It's a suit, simple as
Anonymous (ID: MaWNYzD8) No.60594278 [Report] >>60597755
>>60586772
this.
Anonymous (ID: 7iqzDhw1) No.60594279 [Report] >>60594296 >>60594408
>>60593978
Its not really polymarket scamming, afaik they make money off commission, they make the same amount regardless of outcome. The problem here is market participants also having oracle positions.
Anonymous (ID: NYTp3GxM) No.60594280 [Report] >>60594332
And btw, just checked the polymarket, they fucked up by not saying 'formal suit'
Yes was going to win unless he'd arrived wearing nothing but shorts lol
Anonymous (ID: zR4Z2SqT) No.60594296 [Report] >>60594384
>>60594279
polymarket is enabling the scam. they set certain rules initially which were zelensky wearing a suit before july, didn't specify the type of suit, and the resolution is consensus of credible reports; all have been met. zelensky was spotted wearing a suit (twice) before july, more than 50+ news outlets reported on it, zelensky's tailor, zelensky himself and trump have all reported it being a suit. yet on july 1st they clarify saying "oh, that suit is not a suit". if they weren't in on the scam and benefitting from it, they must explain why they choose to go against the consensus? every news outlet under the sun said it was a suit, but their frens bet over 30M on no side, so they must go that way.
Anonymous (ID: LHXIkTih) No.60594325 [Report]
bump
Anonymous (ID: LHXIkTih) No.60594332 [Report]
>>60594280
it's a pretty formal suit desu. colour, tie.
I don't see how it isn't.
Anonymous (ID: dM8iEaxZ) No.60594384 [Report] >>60594386 >>60594989
>>60594296
all this could have easily been avoided but it wasnt for reasons stated in this post and others

the ambiguity is intentional
Anonymous (ID: dM8iEaxZ) No.60594386 [Report] >>60594989
>>60594384
>ambiguity
whoever bets on such things deserves to lose but the scammers running the shithole deserve worse
Anonymous (ID: 4dprmHKe) No.60594408 [Report] >>60594517
>>60594279
so its kiked
Anonymous (ID: ZYyefly7) No.60594441 [Report]
>>60586768 (OP)
IAS
Anonymous (ID: 7iqzDhw1) No.60594517 [Report]
>>60594408
Yes but not by polymarket. Their crime is being too stupid to have well defined rules for the market.
Anonymous (ID: mpKM47pY) No.60594868 [Report] >>60595087
What comes across as especially faggy and scummy to me is that no holders could just sell now, but instead are colluding to have a vote go in their favor so they can make a few thousand by betting over a few hundred thousand.
Anonymous (ID: zaYa/W7m) No.60594887 [Report] >>60596110 >>60597521
Why are people in the comments treating this like a memecoin. What's the point of getting more YES holders?
Anonymous (ID: zaYa/W7m) No.60594905 [Report] >>60597521
Anonymous (ID: LHXIkTih) No.60594989 [Report]
>>60594384
>>60594386

>same fag
>relying to yourself

your new to this mr Patel.
Anonymous (ID: kUAMq4DR) No.60595087 [Report]
>>60594868
Still can't and will never understand what makes these faggots to spend 6figs and risk losing it all to earn $100 or $200
hell, some fag bought like $9k worth of yes just to make $70 profit.
at least jews are way more greedy and smart
Anonymous (ID: zISocVRn) No.60596110 [Report]
>>60594887
the price goes up
Anonymous (ID: G8qCcWYm) No.60596982 [Report] >>60597437
>>60590902
Thanks anon
Anonymous (ID: 47uG/MV+) No.60596990 [Report]
Remember Kleros? Kek
Anonymous (ID: BFyOTUfo) No.60597005 [Report]
There are whales that are buying the yes, don't lose your hopes
Anonymous (ID: JTS0n8Cp) No.60597037 [Report] >>60597528
Could this shitshow shake the UMA prices? Or make PM switch oracles?
What is our next step?
Anonymous (ID: ADyQQsJe) No.60597111 [Report]
>>60586772
I am trying to see this individual in a suit but I just hate him so much, gawd!
Anonymous (ID: 4dprmHKe) No.60597437 [Report]
>>60596982
i used mulvad btw and it worked
Anonymous (ID: IlWGvMmd) No.60597521 [Report]
>>60594887
>>60594905
kek these retards dont even believe it, they just wanna dump on a greater fool
Anonymous (ID: 4dprmHKe) No.60597528 [Report]
>>60597037
our next step is to spam their email with demands they step and fix the fraud
Anonymous (ID: LxaCHnL+) No.60597563 [Report]
>d-dont hecking blame polymarket!!! You were warned!

What a bunch of scamming scumbags
Anonymous (ID: LHXIkTih) No.60597755 [Report] >>60597885
>>60586772
>>60594278
>That is not a suit. A suit has a tie. Different colored shirt. This just looks weird.
>this.

Why are you fags replying to yourself?
Anonymous (ID: LHXIkTih) No.60597835 [Report] >>60597885 >>60597920
I didn't know this
Anonymous (ID: jeuzEO9l) No.60597848 [Report] >>60597908 >>60597927
>>60586768 (OP)
It's really not an exaggeration to say that pajeets literally ruined the internet. Not just by India gaining access to the internet, but also by retard autistic tech bros inviting thousands of jeets (via H1B visas) into silicon valley/tech companies and having them participate in (and therefore ruin) traditional online culture (which used to be white American/European).

They ruined everything. Chinese, RUS and HUEHUE's were always segregated to their ghettos and were fine with that. Indians broke the containment and have ruined the internet for literally everyone.
Anonymous (ID: syYoRrkO) No.60597885 [Report]
>>60597755
lmfao kek so they truly are pajeets
>>60597835
Yeah. was very suspicious when it happened.
Anonymous (ID: D8onAnKZ) No.60597908 [Report]
>>60597848
Anonymous (ID: ONad3aag) No.60597920 [Report]
>>60597835
reminder that another fraud polyjeet committed was leaving betting open and sucking up all that juicy volume during the dispute instead of closing betting, encouraging more yes bets to be made while knowing they were working together to rug yes holders the entire time
Anonymous (ID: ecqz3i0q) No.60597927 [Report]
>>60597848
Yes this is why the world hates pajeets, and rightfully so. There are many legitimate reasons to hate pajeets, they earned it, and when they reap what they've sown, in the words of PM, "you were warned."
Anonymous (ID: avGq3Rlc) No.60597970 [Report] >>60597973
>>60586768 (OP)
Not a suit. Just a random shitty jacket with pockets and a shirt. The discussion only exists because people have shitty monitors and can't see the pockets.
Anonymous (ID: LHXIkTih) No.60597973 [Report]
>>60597970
The pockets are for body armour. It's a suit made to go with body armour.