tariffs again edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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>>60591000 (OP)
checked and I don't get it.

I wanna dance to me me me me

HOLY SHIT TSLA WTF

I don't have a single stock
Just 7k cash in a savings account
What do? I have basically 0 risk tolerance

SPY very easily reaches 650 today, probably by 11am. Reaches 750 this week. Reaches 1000 this year. Unironically

This is literally me (except me with darker hair). I can't even, I'm literally shaking right now.

>>60591007
Does tesla ever go up? I Feel like all it does is lose money

>>60591008
inflation thanks you for your sacrifice

TSLA baggies are the world's dumbest investors

>>60591009
Shut up, Gitler

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

Bullish or Bearish
Call It

>have no free cash until tomorrow
why am I even here?

>>60591019
do you need to ask?

Good morning, TACO status?
>>60591017
Based

Ouch!

Literal 100% chance of everything flipping green today. Do you see normies quitting their jobs to trade full time yet? No? Then we have not reached the top.

>>60591037
Its after long weekend, give it a couple of hours

>>60591037
Just about every normie I know has money in the stock market right now and I'm not talking about 401ks.

This market sucks ass, you have to trade according to the political reality TV show and it changes every 30 minutes

>>60591029
EVs and renewables crashed hard. They're heavily reliant on subsidies since we're still hooked on petroleum and petrochemicals.

Why is webull dumping hard? Buy?

>>60591044
Any of them with leverage? That will be another top signal

>>60591048
the irony is we also heavily subsidize oil

>>60591022
It'll probably crab till 10:30 when the mms pick a direction.

Anybody dividend maxing? I'm tempted to split my funds half into VOO, and use the other half on dividend stocks.

Is this a legit approach, or just kind of stupid?

told you to buy euro def

I really need the orange turd to stop announcing tarrifs right after I buy calls.

>>60591037
>Do you see normies quitting their jobs to trade full time yet?
I see layoffs, but no desperate or hopeful shift towards ezpz money at the top of the market.

>>60591053
>the irony is we also heavily subsidize oil
It's also got over a century of entrenchment, so it's a hard habit to break. Energy is the true currency of the modern era. It'll change at some point. Salt, spices, tea, genome, it's all the same. People will pay for what they value.

>>60591008
>I have basically 0 risk tolerance

Buy a bluechip tracker. If it hits 0 then you'll frankly have bigger things to worry about.

I should have waited to buy more GOOG.

>>60591017
I did. I solded an investment for the first time ever. Bought a single CRCL on the 11th.
Starting amount: €101.87
Ending amount: €161.16
A +58% increase by doing fuckall. Minus taxes, so 44% but that's for next year and I might be dead by then. Took profit, nevermind that I got there late because my broker didn't show or have access to the ticker, and I missed the bigger payout because I got greedy, but I can't say I'm unhappy at all with the result!
And it's all thanks to you, /smg/.
WAGMI

Anything to slurp right now?

>>60591070
you should have not bought goog

>>60591057
its not stupid or legit, it simply doesn't matter. divs are irrelevant.

>>60591062
buy more calls. He's getting tariff-y again and the market doesn't gaf. Really feeling like July is going to just be a bid for 4 straight weeks.
I'm buying SPXL. Already bought a good chunk of TNA last week.
Holding for ez July gains

why did i buy MLGO

I don't understand by CORZ is crashing. Don't buyouts usually cause pumps?
>>60591079
That was a typo. I bought GOOGL, but that was silly.

>>60591082
>divs are irrelevant.
Why would income be irrelevant?

>>60591086
I'm buying FNGU

>>60591099
It’s about the trading, not the money.
The thrill, me boy.

bili bili chads rise up
suck it guai los

>>60591070
The value investing sub loves GOOGL, but the market seems to hate it. It’s weird because Gemini is actually the best model on the market. Try vibe coding something with Gemini, Claude, and ChatGPT. Gemini and Claude’s output is light years ahead of anything GPT comes up with.

>>60591053
Oil is a highly liquid global market, no such thing as a subsidy on the price of oil.

LPSN bros… my bags are finally getting lighter

>>60591117
infinite shekels to sand wars is a subsidy

>>60591099
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dividendirrelevance.asp

>>60591099
Taxes plus growth sacrificing growth. You can just stick it in a Roth IRA to avoid the first problem. You can do without growth as well if it hurt your mental health whenever the market goes down.
>>60591115
I've been bouncing ideas off Gemini to help me get my thoughts in order for when I'm writing essays. It's shit at writing full length stuff (which I wouldn't have it do anyway), but it's good at summarizing topics and catching errors.

>>60591117
US producers/refiners get all kinds of write offs, credits, and subsidies from uncle Sam

Bears actually think they have a chance

>>60591125
Dividends actually are relevant, especially in today's environment because it signals that management is actually focused on shareholder return. The alternative is CEOs like Musk working for different companies and going into politics instead of working to make his shareholders rich.

>Brazil's Amorim: We Haven't Done Anything Against The US, We Consider The US Great Partner
>- If US Starts Issuing Tariffs On Brazil, They Would Be Shooting Themselves In The Foot
>- Brazil Runs A Trade Deficit With The US

>>- If US Starts Issuing Tariffs On Brazil, They Would Be Shooting Themselves In The Foot
What did he mean by this?

>>60591140
thats cool but it has 0 impact on the price the end consumer pays

>>60591146
No steam in the open, either bears win or its a theta day

Buy SBSW

>>60591152
>Brazil's Amorim: We Haven't Done Anything Against The US, We Consider The US Great Partner
Brazil has a tendency to align with the east for economic gain, which also means the east has a stronger political influence as a result. They even have the BRICS trade bloc for that.

>>60591156
If there's anything we've learned this year or these past 5 years, it's that "steam" can build very, very quickly. All it takes is one fortuitous green candle to get retail into a FOMO frenzy, and suddenly we're +0.7%

>>60591057
Dividends only matter if you want to rely on only the dividends. If you ever intend to sell your stocks/etfs just go for a total market with some alpha

>>60591156
Steam is irrelevant to the market.

>>60591171
there is a MASSIVE $7 trillion in cash on the side lines
most likely because we're at max valuations

>>60591057
The only significant advantage of divvies is the psychological/emotional edge. It flips your brain into yield mode (how much I get per month) and this mode helps you a lot to not focus on price of stock and keep holding through downturns when otherwise you would have sold. So it helps consistency, and also indirectly makes you hold bigger companies so you it's less likely you will suffer catastrophic losses like with smallcaps.
>pic unrelated

>>60591192
I read that article too, anon. $7 trillion of smart money. Smart money won't make any dumb moves from here, but dumb money certainly still can. Dumb money doesn't know what a valuation is.

would be awesome if iran attacked israel again to give trump something else to focus on. when he's distracted the markets pump.

>>60591008
I boughted
Wow, so i get a free tendie meal every month?

>>60591200
There's two main strengths to dividends. First is that they tend to be more stable even from a total market perspective. Usually only falling about half as bad as stocks during a black swan event. The second is that divy funds ironically have strong alpha, better than even some avantis and DFA funds lol
>>60591208
I missed that article but yeah it's most likely smart money because everything from buffet to PE to Shiller is at literally max. It's only been higher during the dot com crash and the covid crash

Which I say bring it. Throw my SCHD above 5% with another crash lol

Does anyone else here invest in gambling and igaming stock, literally a lock, casinos always win in the long run so just dump into gambling stock

Beautiful day dont even care im red

>>60591192
>>60591208
>smart money
It's food for money printer as inflation devours it

>>60591228
I mean there's VICI I used to own. Being the land lord of a casino seems pretty based. And I think O bought one recently as well

but make sure that shit is in a roth ira

>>60591233
I mean inflation is supposedly 2.4% now and it's yielding at least 4% so it's gaining now

>>60591217
>The second is that divy funds ironically have strong alpha, better than even some avantis and DFA funds lol
lol
lmao

>>60591101
based

Give us a proper PRICED IN-dump of 100 points.

>>60591242
>inflation is supposedly 2.4%
lol. lmao even.

>>60591257
Smart money shockingly enough takes that metric as gospel

LEAVE GOOGL ALONE

The only purpose of BRICS is to fuck American businesses. We should just cut off all trade, full on fuck you embargo, with any nation who is aligning themselves with this axis of evil boss.

>>60591234
I put 100 into light and wonder, slot machine makers and designers, got 11% back already not too bad

>>60591000 (OP)
Any WOLFchads in the building? I bought 1500 shares this morning at open and it’s up 100%. What gives?

>>60591277
baggie why are you still talking like the black guy from the green mile?

back in business

>>60591282
>What gives?
Wolfspeed got bailed out by their primary customer, Renesas Electronics. They do not want their supplier to fail, so they bought a bunch of debt to give them some cashflow.

>>60591288
I don't know what you're talking about boss.

>>60591004
>I don't get it

>>60591296
What the fuck is there some kind of scalp eating bacteria in turkey or something?

>>60591296
the fuck is wrong with their heads

>>60591300
people go to turkland in order to get hair transplant.

ultimate crab day

>Trump advisor Navarro rips Apple's Tim Cook for not moving production out of China fast enough

Cook is cooking, probably TACO.

>>60591305
SBSW is up

>>60591296
>the instinctual look of disgust as her lizard brain recognizes the genetically inferior trying to fraudulently come off as more appealing and youthful

>>60591303
Ah, gotcha thank you for the explanation.

>>60591296
why is a pretty white girl flying home from Turkey? Wonder how much she got paid for the donkey show

>>60591307
should ask them how exactly they would do it

>>60591303
The funny thing is that Abrahamic religions have specifically bred in this type of baldness because they believed it to be holy. If there is a god, he made creation for the lulz.

nvidia is so insanely high its probably capped out and will drag the market down easily

>>60591307
>Trump advisor Navarro rips Apple's Tim Cook for not moving production out of China fast enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0Ib_65qd6I

They can't. They invested so much into China that they are now captive.

>>60591324
Except for SBSW

> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH

>"Brazil is doing a terrible thing on their treatment of former President Jair Bolsonaro. I have watched, as has the World, as they have done nothing but come after him, day after day, night after night, month after month, year after year! He is not guilty of anything, except having fought for THE PEOPLE. I have gotten to know Jair Bolsonaro, and he was a strong Leader, who truly loved his Country — Also, a very tough negotiator on TRADE. His Election was very close and now, he is leading in the Polls. This is nothing more, or less, than an attack on a Political Opponent — Something I know much about! It happened to me, times 10, and now our Country is the “HOTTEST” in the World! The Great People of Brazil will not stand for what they are doing to their former President. I’ll be watching the WITCH HUNT of Jair Bolsonaro, his family, and thousands of his supporters, very closely. The only Trial that should be happening is a Trial by the Voters of Brazil — It’s called an Election. LEAVE BOLSONARO ALONE!"

LEAVE BOLSO ALONE

>>60591327
>SBSW
Serially Broke, Short Wealth.

>>60591324
>p/e 51
>capped out
Did you just wake up from a coma? A reasonable P/E is 300 in current year

kek bullish af

>>60591307
>Tells Tim Apple to move his production out of China while starting his own phone made in China.

>>60591334
haha way to stir chaos there

What's the meta do you buy from established companies or from start ups with penny stocks

>>60591334
We should invade Hueland and reinstate Bolsonaro

>>60591344
It's /smg/, bet the farm on penny stocks, 0tde, and increasingly reckless trades. It's the only way to find excitement for anon.

>>60591347
Yeah, and we can get them out of BRICS while we're at it too. We can call it the Brazilian Brexit boss.

>>60591290
Bobros, we eatin' good today.

>>60591357
The fact that BRICS exists as an organization is peak clown world. It used to just be an acronym for finance people to categorize developing nations. They had little in common besides that.

I don't know what caused this mini dump but watch it get completely undone in three (3) minutes

>>60591146
My SPY calls are not looking too good

>>60591290
Starting to feel it. Bought SPY 614 puts

Elo is a dumb fuck I hate him

>>60591376
By the end of the week?

>>60591344
For me, it's leveraged ETFs and Buttcoin (also leveraged)

>>60591317
Turkey doesn't have the kind of money for donkey shows. As a single woman she's just been getting railed by swarthy men on holiday - it's like Italy and Spain, the locals know how to spot the tourist women and they know the tourist women can get away with a discreet few days of dicking by some foreign guy who is going to take her out on a moped to some sights and feed her local food. Meanwhile the actual local women are all behind family honour shit so they only get seasonal pussy. Turkey historically has this reputation with Russia where most of the middle class girls lost their virginity as teenagers while on holiday there and a fair few ended up moving to Turkey with their new husband.

tl;dr If you go to Southern Europe or Egypt with a woman then leave her alone for 5 minutes at a café and when you come back you'll magically see some dude trying every trick in the book to fuck her but will leave as soon as he spots you.

tesler calls today then?

>>60591380
Today

I bought BULL

>>60591386
yes you can trust elon to be stable and rational after burning every bridge he had. put all your money in calls

>>60591344
index funds
and you either double down on growth and time the top or go for a long term alpha play

>>60591389
Good luck anon

>>60591394
well im just looking at how limited this dip is. this is like normal volatility for the stock just barely under 300

lol
lmao
lmfao even

CELH BROS!!!
ALARM! ALARM!

>>60591326
It's not just that by China has also ordered all Chinese technical experts in India to leave thereby crippling India's potential to build iPhones:
https://archive.is/mnGzY

>>60591057
DRIPs are no joke, and if you're in this for the long run, it's the best way to build steady wealth over time. Passive income is the best income.

I've been dumping my spare cash into JEPQ and a couple of other high-paying dividend ETFs and stocks for the past few years. I want to imagine that I'll be able to retire earlier and just coast off of dividends once my portfolio is established. As soon as I can make minimum wage with just dividends, I can start taking it easy with my job and maybe transition to a position with less pay and stress. It's wishful thinking, sure, but it's a better mindset than knowing I'm going to be locked in a soulcrushing 9-5 for the next 30 years of my life.

>>60591407
its funny that they really are such npcs that act on government commands

>>60591383
went to Egypt when I was 24 and the amount of Arab fags hitting on me was unreal.
t. American man not gay

>>60591407
The time between Deng Xiaoping and Xi Jinping is a serious geopolitical rugpull that the west is only beginning to realize how serious the problem is when they try to bring back anything of value. Short answer: lol, lmao even. Long answer: It requires decades of reinvestment and some public crucifixions of the largest major corporations who bet the farm on China to set the example.

>>60591405
Diamond hands!! HODL!!!

Will it be green EOD?

is it worth buying WOLF? I thought they were going bankrupt but it keeps pumping

goddamn i may have sold my spy put for 7/11 a bit early, but +27% is better than the usual -70%

>>60591424
I can't imagine how much money people are making shorting that trash lol

why line go down?

>>60591426
Yes

uhm, any yielders in the chat?

>>60591422
It's really too late at this point, China has the workforce and it's not going to train India to replace it.

>>60591417
Now imagine if you were a dad taking his teenage daughter on holiday or you let your woman go on a girls holiday with her wine aunt bestie.

>>60591440
>Trump threatens extra 10% tariff on countries that align with ‘Anti-American’ BRICS policies
Either that or just taking profits at ATHs.

>>60591440
This line is not down

>WH Trade Adviser Navarro: Calls For Fed Board To Intervene Against Powell Stance
>- Powell's Causing Lost Revenue, Higher Interest Payments
>- Americans are feeling 'acute financial pain'

>Reeee lower the rates, look at the debt
>passes bill likely to increase debt

>>60591448
>China has the workforce and it's not going to train India to replace it.
China wants anything they can capture for themselves, mostly so that they don't have to negotiate with anybody. They sure as hell aren't going to be friendly with India.

>>60591436
You'll be kicking yourself in the years to come lol.

>>60591467
weren't the dems bitching up a storm about all the cuts to welfare and how demanding able bodied americans on welfare to actually work was "evil"

>>60591474
any second now that brick and mortar store that sells funko pops and pokemon cards and online cards is going to pop off so hard!

>>60591467
>WH Trade Adviser Navarro: Calls For Fed Board To Intervene Against Powell Stance
Navarro, as always, is a total retard who doesn't understand how anything works. The Fed Board IS the one taking this stance. Powell is just one vote among many.

>>60591476
Ye, but how can you cut that out and still go further into debt?

>>60591451
went with a few buddies, this was before wife and kids. Even without the gay shit it was such a fucking dump I'd never go back anyway, especially with family.

>>60591499
We will always sell debt/bonds

Is it normal to pay for everything when you have a girlfriend? She's costing me like $100 a day, is this like a regular thing? Basically always buying food and she lives in my place and doesn't say for anything past few weeks.

Im being serious, this is my first gf and I'm socially stunted, should I speak up and say something or?

I want to ask her to pay for some stuff but I have a feeling it won't go well, should I dump her or is this basically the norm?

>>60591512
>$100 a day

I have terrible news.

The junior at work (25yo) came in today and asked the more senior guys about investment advice.
We do not work in finance. No one has any idea about investments, stocks, ETFs or any of that.

He said that he is thinking of putting his life savings into "VWCA" (he meant VWCE the Vanguard global equities ETF). No one else seemed to know what that was.

Keep in mind I said absolutely nothing, and I have never said anything about these things in the office. No one knows what I do with my money which is why he did not ask me personally. So this was totally unrelated to me.

I am scared.

>>60591512
How good is the pusy

Buy Celsius

>>60591514
I pay for food, rent, subscriptions, gas, entertainment, it all adds to about $100 a day, is that basically the running cost of having a live in girlfriend?

Please I'm being serious, is this like bad bad or should I tolerate it? It took forever to get a girlfriend in dont know if I can do better

>>60591530
is she fat? this is the most important issue.

>>60591529
Strange way to type SBSW

>TSLA down
>UBER up

memewars

>>60591208
We'll see retail going deep into the AI hype-cycle, buying every single dip just as in 98/99.
At the same time, VC will be injecting AI startups so much capital that even a hardcore heroin addict wouldn't be able to handle it.
Unless someone torpedoes the market before the hypetrain really gets going

>>60591019
You're not ready jeet

>>60591515
>1515
Ah, slowly, surely, despite all the crabbing.
It begins.

>>60591530
How often do you need sex? The only way to objectively evaluate a woman is to compare against the cost of escorts. $100/day is $3000/month. That's 3 visits a month to a really good escort, or 6 visits to a decent one. Conversely, if your sex drive is really high, and your girlfriend is very attractive to you, and you find yourself fucking her 20 times a month, the girlfriend might actually be a good deal.

>>60591520
>>60591533

she's good looking to me, not overweight, we get intimate once or twice a week, but it's draining my savings and in not sure if this is normal, none of my other friends have gfs so I have no perspective, is this basically just expected as a man? Kinda blows desu, just tell me if this is normal and I can accept it

>>60591530
bruh not to be demeaning to women, but you’re describing the equivalent of an expensive pet. she doesn’t even talk to you, man. $100 a day is $3000/month. she is a freeloader. at bare minimum she should do chores. my gf (not live-in) routinely buys *me* snacks and stuff as a gesture of affection, and I return the favor. you have a freeloading parasite

We’re going to dump. Shit $ Piss 500 -1.6% EOD

>>60591436
>I can't imagine how much money people are making shorting that trash lol
I'm pretty sure diamond hands was co-opted by short sellers, knowing that people would attempt to hold it forever for another squeeze that won't happen. Countermeasures have been placed against it.

A GME-style short squeeze with another company isn't likely, mainly because even if such a company exists (and there are plenty in the microcap sphere), none have meme potential.

>>60591515
Last fall I overheard coworkers gloating about PLTR ("it's all that AI shit") and "investing in Vanguard" and it made me concerned, though things didn't really come to a head until April.

>>60591553
this is not normal, have a talk with her and decide if this relationship is worth the trouble.

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING AGAIN
WHY
SWEAR TO FUCK EVERY GODDAMN TIME
IM GONNA BE BROKE AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STOP FUCKING GOING DOWN DO SOMETHING
GO UP YOU FUCK
I THOUGHT LINE GOES ONLY UP
THE ONLY FUCKING DAY I DONT BUY PUTS

>>60591553
>once or twice a week
Dump her. That's not even close to worth it for that price. You can get laid by a hotter girl 4 times a month for half of what your girlfriend is costing you.

>>60591562
Even if it had meme potential, all potential squeezers have been squeezed by constant share dilution lmao

>>60591512
wow its really not for poors. no wonder people here talk like a million isn't a lot of money

>>60591512
>She's costing me like $100 a day
Speak up or break up you dipshit, there's way better women for you

>>60591571
Stop gambling on options anon, you are clearly not very good at it

>>60591578
>all potential squeezers have been squeezed by constant share dilution lmao
lol yep, that's exactly the case too.

>>60591530
Rent, subscription, gas and half of the food and entertainment are fixed costs that you had to pay for yourself anyways. You should only be considering the variable costs in the equation.

yes i'm losing money but i just finished a good workout and you can't take that away from me

>futures

>Translation | 'Lavrov: Russia Is Ready To Supply #Iran With Enriched Uranium At A Level Sufficient For A Peaceful Nuclear Program'

Cold or hot?

>>60591600
>he doesn't know about the gaingoblins

>>60591585
easy to say but its not reality for most people

Thanks for the feedback guys, outside of fixed costs I'm spending $40 a day on my GF, mostly food and entertainment, I'm not used to paying for someone else I appreciate the perspective, ill try to get her to help around the house otherwise I may have to bail on this relationship if she's not going to pull any weight, I just didn't want to seem like a cheap boyfriend or something, I don't know, this is all new to me, thanks again.

>>60591571
>buying 0DTEs
Fucking retard. Line always goes up IN AGGREGATE OVER TIME. So that means you have to GIVE IT TIME to do so.

>>60591606

>>60591571
Zero or hero kiddo, there's no crying in basedball.

Well bobo? Is that all?

>>60591613
>Update
The question is what she gives you. Do you enjoy her company? Does it seem like she likes/loves you? Or is it only sex?

People here seem to equate a relationship just with sex. But it's obviously not just that as I had gfs with which I had more fun in general, same humour etc and others which were "colder", more awkward and basically rather friends with benefits, where you know you don't really "click" and it's just the sex.

Anyways, even with that in mind I would not pay that much for a gf.

>>60591623
ive been gooning to her before she was even mainstream

>>60591614
im still holding
ur an aggregate of shit n piss how bout that lil donnie

>>60591628
who the fuck cares stfu redditor go back
imagine paying for a femoid
lol, lmao even

>>60591626
Watch the dollar.

>>60591614
>doesn’t buy 0dtes
Enjoy your, at most, double digit YTD gain from some shitty memestock

>>60591628
retard, from what anon described shes clearly using him or just plain tired of him, either way no need to keep her around
also
>biz

What does /smg/ think of getting forklift certified?

>>60591633
Spreads are fun too.

>>60591642
It's Based

>>60591642
aren't warehouses automated now?

>>60591642
Day job is a dividend you pay yourself. Do it.

>>60591642
For me its the boom lift

>>60591638
You should check yourself when your betters are speaking.

>>60591654
Don't be mean, anon doesn't know much about computers.

>>60591644
checked
might have to look into doing that shit but those are just fancy premade ways of placing orders aint it

>>60591654
>he still hasnt sold
bruh lmao

>>60591159
>>60591538
Pretty good day today

>learn about long term investing and compound returns
>realize the best way to do is to start early and save consistently

>then you realize most kids are sent into overpriced education
>they start late and already deeply into the red
>by the time they dig out of that hole there is almost no amount of income that can make up for lost time

We are screwing ourselves over so badly

>>60591662
Fancy no, limited loss yes, cheap as 0dte with much more time allowed.

Downloaded Upward and Hinge. Surprising amount of girls who met my admittedly low standards (not fat or a commie), but I'm starting to get suggested people who are the next state over or aren't being filtered by the "dealbreakers." Probably huffing copium, but I hope that living in a small town will actually improve my chances since the Christian girls usually get snapped up at 18 around here.
>>60591642
Make sure to watch the infamous 90s forklift safety video

>>60591676
fuck off with this incel attention whoring already

So...
What the fuck happened between Trump and Musk?
Why the fuck are they enemies now?

>>60591687
Does Trump have any long term allies that he hasn't turned on?
I can't think any of any but maybe I'm wrong.

>>60591687
Its theatre

>>60591687
It's a big club, and you fell for them again.

>>60591515
>le shoeshiner may may

This doesn't apply anymore. Investing has been gamerfied due to apps. Expect even more money in the market when the HOOD spxcoin and nvdiacoin drop.

>>60591571
I cant believe people actually buy 0dte calls

>>60591512
>this is my first gf and I'm socially stunted
dump her today. She is nothing but drain. You should have done a better job selecting one and setting boundaries. At least you learned but now get rid of her before she ruins you.

>>60591687
It's a soap opera. Don't take it seriously.

>>60591633
>>60591623

She got genital warts, one of her last lezbo scenes her pussy was fully of them.

> I cant believe people actually buy 0dte calls

>>60591720

It's over.

can this market stop bleeding now.

>Letter by Trump to South Korea

what just happened ?

>>60591635
zoom out

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

SINK RATE
SINK RATE
PULL UP

I haven't seen anything like this since Kobe Bryant tried to take his daughter on vacation boss.

capitalism has failed

Aaaaaaand we're completely back where we started

>>60591290
based bearfags lets go

STOP

I SAID STOP

Looks worse now thanks.

Next SOXL target, $10 or $40?

Whats the narrative being used to justify this market slide today? It's always fun to see the media grasp at straws

>25% tariffs on japan and south korea

>mfw I sold on Thursday before the close
>>60578437

>mfw I posted a warning on an impending dip which will be a short term buying opportunity
>>60585412

I'm just joking I have no idea what the market might or might not do. I'm just changing my allocations.

Nothing happens.

>>60591760
Zero chance the market stays down over this. The TACO thesis is alive and well, nobody gives a solitary fuck about tariffs anymore

>>60591758

New round of tariff threats.

Looks like APAC belongs to China now.

Market pricing in the hard TACO, against the soft TACO is already priced in as tariffs start in August.

>>60591649
ours is about to sometime in october but only for 1 section so far because our facility is shit in terms of performance

>>60591608
Just don't be a dickhead, it's that easy

>>60591768
Sold on Thursday as well and was feeling pretty happy about the chance to buy the "dip" this morning. Smugness goeth before the fall.

>>60591779
>>60591773
>TACO

Looks like Trump fucked my options again.

>>60591760

I gave you free alpha
>>60568936
Did you buy it?

>tariffs delayed 1 month
doritos tacos locos supreme
pull the band aid nigga fuck them up

>>60591779
Its not just going to be threats, they're going to announce a deal in order to appear like they're winning some, and to entice countries who received letters to try to make deals too.
Which country do we want to bet the deal will be with? I'm thinking the Philippines.

>>60591390
Bought more too. It’s climbing to $16 soon enough.

News?

>>60591792
Reddit won. Accept it

Nothing happens, as always, until the end of time

>>60591800
It was on NO news, believe it or not.

Surely after a dump like this it wont go any lower today, right? Im safe to buy calls, right?

>>60591800
>News?
Market go up, market go down

Do you think Japan will understand that he will never actually impose tariffs and endlessly delay them?
Can they understand that or is it against their samurai code?

Because they might retaliate for real where it matters (treasuries) based on a non-existent threat that exists only in fantasy.

>>60591803

>spent 25% of available margin
>immediately margin called for the same amount
Fuark off

>>60591800
It's just the regular panican shakeout so moomoos can get discounts.

AAAAH FUCKING ORANGE MAN MY KOREAN INVESTMENT ARE COOKED!!!

>it's formatted as a TRVTH NVKE
Hiroshima, Fukushima, Tokyo

Spy 623 eod

>>60591795
>Did you buy it?
I did, alongside WOLF. Bitcoin Treasury casino is full speed ahead.

>>60591824
SPY 615

>>60591818
did you remember to say thank you president trump?

>>60591675
how tf can you even make money with options so OTM with 0dte?
different interface but got the similar shit i guess
im on suicide watch rn
i woulda bought more to DCA but im broke
sure hope it goes back up EOD

>>60591720
i know but her early scenes she was so hot
its not like i stare or want to see snatch or god forbid someone eating out clam
disgusting

>>60591800
That's a man
Also 25% tariffs on Japan and South Korea

>>60591822
This is just a plain tortilla, a nothing taco if you would boss.

Cheeto needs to STFU

good morning wallstreetbets

> Cheeto needs to STFU

They will release good news before market closes right...?

>>60591823
Japan wins bigly here if they just play ball. Originally the tariffs were going to be 35%, now theyre just 25%. And the icing on top is they get $X. Japan would be crazy to retaliate or escalate in some way.

>>60591822
why would you invest in a feminist hellscape?

>>60591676
do you go to the gym loverboy? it's really changed the amount of attention i get, i'm not on dating apps right now but getting a lot of attention in real life. want something else at the moment but it feels really good turning heads and getting attention. you'll need to be extra careful, you'll want a partner, but it's definitely a must-do for people looking for love nowadays, and you're still so young, the earlier you start the better.

>>60591684
leave him be. he's an angel.

and i'm trading biotech today guys, down a bit but expect to be profitable soon, gonna hold all day too, hoping for a big profit. you can follow me in /bant/. loverboy, stay here though, it's not nice over there.

>>60591795
just bought in and it fucking dumped

>>60591823
I got cancer trying to read this.

>>60591843
Japan should just make a deal to import American rice like Trump always wanted, but then only use that rice for derivative products that are sold to other countries (like rice cakes, mochi, etc).

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT DO I BUYYY
I HAVE $5k BUYING POWER WHAT DO I BUYYYYYY SPOONFEED MEE

>>60591847
go back and stay go back boss

>>60591859
QQQ puts

>>60591834
>>60591834
>theta
Time to hit the books anon.

>>60591859
invest in womens underwear

>>60591847
please gtfo of here and dont come back to bant either faggot

>he didn't listen when /smg/ told him to short Japanese auto

>>60591841
>please don't talk harshly of my orange Godemperor

>>60591866
ticker?

s&p looks like it might be forming a double bottom. Is this the time to buy?

>>60591873
VSCO

My portfolio is up .01% today

>>60591885
>the ugly kind of blue and meaty mole
yikes

everytime i buy a ticker posted on here i fucking lose money, from now on i'm sticking to tqqq and gbtc only, fuck this shit

>>60591847
Don't go to the gym, but I have the necessary equipment at home. I was just doing cardio before, but I'm starting to lift. I'm not all bones like I was as a teen, but I've kept the speed (faster than guys I knew who went to college for track) and endurance. I'm never going to get shredded, but I would like to get above average so my appearance matches my fitness.
>>60591859
BUY GOOGL NOW

>>60591856
The U.S. does not produce the kind of rice that can be used for rice cakes, mochi, and such.

>>60591878
buy faggot

>>60591911
>>60591878
You’re gonna be bagholding lmao
But, by all means, buy in.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you

>>60591895
you would if you let me coach you. especially if you have a sports background. think getting fit might help with the seizures too, don't let your blood sugar get too low though, that was a trigger for me. want you to get a pullup bar, want you doing the compound lifts. wanna hear what your workouts are like. and i saw a lot of waymo's today when i was out, google is really doing great with the self-driving cars.

Feels like liberation day again

Due to shifting my portfolio around, I am currently 60% in cash.

I didn't even time it, just pure chance as I was moving to a different platform.

>-0.9%
>biz world is ending
The comments in these threads are pure noise. There isn't a single decent idea here anymore

>>60591921
nah, liberation day was way crazier. came within a cunt hair's breadth of a circuit-breaker iirc.

>>60591917
NIGGER

>>60591924
why would i give good advice to my competition

25% tariffs to friendly nations

What the fuck is Zion Dion gonna announce on unfriendly nations?

>>60591337
>not having the Tesla falling out of a window
I am disappoint, oligarchs don't do it like they used to be anymore. Budget cuts are a bitch.

>>60591937
>/biz/ 2015
>WAGMI!

>/biz/ 2025
>only I will get rich and I hope others fail

So sad.

>>60591915
I think my joke went over your head anon.

>>60591937
>can't even read
>cannot even reason beyond the limits of the average 12 year old child
You're kind of making my point

>>60591946
>>60591946
>>60591946

>>60591947
disgusting poor hands type this. no i will not spoonfeed you, pleb

>>60591941
Nobody is friends with a tyrant. Just faking it.

>>60591800
that could have been someone's son

>>60591941
0% tariffs and a reach-around.
mf sucks dick at coalition-building and it's going to bite him in the ass.

>>60591702
Wow man. Look at white America. Can still vaguely remember when life was like this when I was a wee lad. Things sure have changed.

>down 0.96% today
Why is everyone losing their minds?

>>60591943
>only I will get rich and I hope others fail
Brownoid mentality. Can't think for anyone but themselves.

test

>>60592159
Jeet