https://youtu.be/XoW2qj9ph4g?si=0-kFV9su_SKogNG0

>>60595103 (OP)
is he making a political statement here?

>>60595103 (OP)
CANT WAIT TO WATCH YET ANOTHER VIDEO OF SERGEY WHERE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OF VALUE IS SAID
BUT THE CL PAID SHILLS WILL CALL THIS "ALPHA"
>Alpha (α) , used in finance as a measure of performance, is the excess return of an investment relative to the return of a benchmark index
CHAINLINK HASN'T HAD A SINGLE OUNCE OF ALPHA IN 5 FUCKING YEARS.

>>60595117
>a literal shit sewage token

>>60595103 (OP)
>Sergey making plumbing metaphors almost 10 years after the SIBOS toilet fud

https://x.com/MonerexOfficial/status/1933884301365363027/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1933884301365363027&currentTweetUser=MonerexOfficial
I swear he just copies what Ripple says. Next he will be saying level playing field and the train has left the station.

>>60595103 (OP)
There’s a US Senate Banking Committee hearing on July 9th about crypto regulations.
Sergey will be there, right?
Right?

Sinks? He's resorted to talking about sinks...?

Omg listen closely for the shart FX @ 2:24 kek
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XoW2qj9ph4g
Sergey is the #1 fudder of LINK

>>60595500
That was a burp from the big mac earlier

>>60595103 (OP)
>>60595117
>>60595134
>>60595141
>>60595151


>Chainlink the plumbing

keeeeek

>>60595504
He does something similar in this video @ 1:22
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cipr5FNjPU
Master of fudding

>>60595103 (OP)
>get called stinkier for a decade almost
>now Sergey is making a video called plumbing
Can’t make this up

>>60595511
>a few weeks have passed, maybe now they will believe this isn't shooped!
Kek. See you in a few weeks.

Is Sergey from Brooklyn or something? His NY accent is full blown here.

>>60595528
im actually the guy that made it

>>60595528
He's desperately appealing to Brooklyn's plumbers to buy LINK for exit liquidity, hence the sink metaphor

>>60595500
he says faucet like a new yorker

>>60595103 (OP)
>The plumbing
Appropriate analogy to be made right before Sergey dumps 750k tokens and flushes

the mastercard partnership has made less than $200 thus far

>we're onboarding 3.5 billion people

congrats on that

>>60595864
IT'S ALL SMOKE AND MIRRORS WITH CHAINLINK
THEY PUFF THEIR CHESTS OUT LIKE THEY ARE CREATING THE INFRASTRUCTURE THAT WILL CHANGE THE WORLD BUT THE SIMPLE TRUTH IS THEY ARE CREATING A SOLUTION FOR A PROBLEM THAT DOESN'T EXIST AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT.
HOW MANY HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS HAVE THEY BLOWN THROUGH IN DEVELOPMENT TO SEE SUCH MEDIOCRE RETURNS? IT'S INSANE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT
NEARLY 1000 EMPLOYEES GENERATING 500 BUCKS A DAY IN REVENUE

>>60595103 (OP)
he pronounces the word 'faucet' very funny. what accent is that? does he have a slight ny accent?

>>60595887
he changes his accent depending on who he's around
similar to kamala if you recall she start talking more black in a detroit speech


i also see his still hasn't fixed that indention in his nose from cocaine usage

>>60595887
F A U C E T

>>60595924
>i also see his still hasn't fixed that indention in his nose
IN MY HEAD CANON, FRANCISCO PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE

>>60595103 (OP)
*flush*
How have all the memes come true?

>>60595103 (OP)
WE ARE THE PISSMARINES
LINKING CHAINS OF TURD AND SHART

Uhhh, what's the purpose of the video?

>>60595103 (OP)
I'm a link maxi, I'm not selling.

But this video is hilarious, Sergey has gone mad.

>>60595103 (OP)
>I AM THE PIPEMAKER

>>60595103 (OP)
>CHAINSINK

>>60595998
Purpose?

>>60596131
Stainstink

>>60596020
its actually really based. "the unattracrive word plumbing" this russian nigga already knew halfwits would think of poopoocaca before realizing what he's getting across. we're gonna be so fucking rich i cant wait to dunk on my family

>>60596143
>i cant wait to dunk on my family
kek same
I told my brother-in-law about Chainlink earlier this year, sent a video of Sergey being interviewed to my dad. My brother-in-law was dissuaded from buying Bitcoin back in the 2010's by my sister (lol), now he's gonna miss LINK too despite being told about it.

>>60596125
One day he looks like Dugin, most days he looks like the last Tsar, here he looks like Rasputin. Peculiar. He's like an amalgamation of every significant Russian figure in modern history.

>>60596161
Thats cruel, i dont tell anyone about LINK for this exact reason

>>60596227
No, it's the price that you pay for not valuing the information you receive from others.

>>60596173
I swear to god he looks like the deep christian Russian nobility the kikes hated and genocided

>>60595103 (OP)
Sir Gay is getting better at speaking and promoting, a coach ought to inform him to drop the "in my opinion" and "in my view" qualifiers; in order to deliver his statements with the authority of a master of his field. Also get him on some testosterone regimen he'll have an easier time with making declaration

>>60596283
>get him on some testosterone regimen
TRT shrinks your balls

>>60596304
>>60596283
He should lift though

Chainlink is the plumbing because it's full of shit

>>60595864
>>60595879
here's the guy's source, and it's fake:
https://etherscan.io/address/0x757965b16169E21535A0f405140097d83BF10Ec8#tokentxns

The first transactions are from three months ago, but Mastercard only launched two weeks ago.

>>60596384
And most of the recent transactions are also right around 1 USDC, just like throughout the transaction history for this address.

>>60596020
>>60596143
The faucet analogy was actually pretty apt. It draws an easy to follow parallel while at the same time calling out all the superficial dime a dozen front facing "projects" that think they deserve the biggest part of the pie just because people use their interface to trade bingus tokens.

>>60596513
In his plumbing analogy water is data. You can tweet that Bob. Water is data.

>>60596513
Ahhh the infamous bingus token. I member the thread… those were the days!

>>60596541
BUBBA, YOUR WIFE TOLD ME IF YOU SINK ONCE MORE PENNY INTO CHAINLINK, SHE'S THROWING YOU OUT ON YOUR ASS

>>60595998
Raise exit liquidity for another dump
That vacation the entire staff went on last week was more expensive than they thought

>>60596541
And the LINK/Mastercard thing is them directly connecting a fresh water reservoir to the city, through a desert. Quite the feat, since you can now get water straight from the source instead of through the city's treatment plant. To showcase that it works it they built a little faucet as well where you can drink the water.

Funnily enough some denizens of this city saw the faucet and decided it sucks, because it's not all that impressive compared to the faucets that are run by the city and not that many people lined up to drink from it.

>>60595511
>THE PLUMBING
chinksink hodlers, IT'S OVER

>>60595103 (OP)
lol

It literally doesn't even use the token. Crazy

>>60597790
fucking hell kek

>>60595103 (OP)
They even use the same marketing lines as ripple. KEK baggies

https://shows.acast.com/dannyinthevalley/episodes/ripple-sbradgarlinghouse-replumbingthefinancialsystem-

>>60595864
do fuddies really think you can just say something false with confidence, insert a meme or an emoji and everybody will believe them

https://x.com/KevinWSHPod/status/1939056209815830602

How long does it take to edit a fucking interview?

>>60595103 (OP)
Its in the plumbing alright

>>60597790
sergey browses /biz/ then

>>60595864
>we are offering 3.5 billion people a product with zero utility
>conditions and fees apply

Yeah, surely this will pump the token.

>>60598998
>buying crypto online
>"zero utility"

in other words Chainlink bad because crypto bad

>>60599054
>online
*onchain

>>60598698
WHAT A JOKE
BUT I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED IF THEY (CL LABS) DEMANDED THAT THIS PODCAST BE EDITED TO DEATH TO SANITIZE IT FOR THE MASSES. NOTHING CL LABS DOES IS AUTHENTIC. IT'S ALL CAREFULLY CURATED AND MANIPULATED

>>60597790
my sides

>>60598698
after cross checking their tweets saying they met x person, with youtube uploads of said person it can be anywhere from a month and a half to 3 months.

>>60598715
nice OC

>>60599119
HOW IS AN AMATEUR (WHO TAKES A MONTH AND A HALF TO EDIT A PODCAST?) NOBODY ABLE TO LAND THESE INTERVIEWS?
ONE CAN ONLY MAKE THE ASSUMPTION THAT THIS GUY IS PAYING HIS GUESTS LARGE SUMS OF MONEY TO APPEAR ON HIS PODCAST

>>60599067
>>60599175
You keep taking the most insignificant and normal shit imaginable and trying to turn that into "Chainlink bad".
What the fuck are you doing with your life you absolute subhuman.

>>60599158
>OC
>2018 timestamp written on cube
kek

>>60596384
>here's the guy's source, and it's fake:
would you mind posting the real address then? surely they are cleaning up right?
>The first transactions are from three months ago, but Mastercard only launched two weeks ago.

maybe they were testing before going "live"

or wait, is going live the test phase? i get really confused with all the dishonesty

>>60596513
>The faucet analogy was actually pretty apt.

every grifter in crypto has 10 analogies they can ramble off at any time
ie charles from cardano

the analogy game is perfect for when you want to lure someone in without having to give any actual details

people were doing this in early 1900s selling heroin in a medicine bottle as a cure for everything

>>60596609
>To showcase that it works it they built a little faucet as well where you can drink the water.

the only problem here... they put the faucet in a city park and a homeless dude covered in dirt is hunched over taking a shit on it

better not drink that!!

There is a Senate hearing on crypto market regulations right now. But where is Sergey?
https://youtube.com/watch?v= UL1yvJE8qvc

>>60599261
this guy is a good example of a young novice investor who thinks he can debate the market into liking his grift token, not realizing the market is impartial

way too emotionally tied, and now because no one is buying it, he lashes out at people who are "too stupid to understand" his magic coin

this is a good learning experience

>>60599396
>way too emotionally tied

t. just posted four times back to back about an investment he doesn't hold

>>60599261
>What the fuck are you doing with your life
WAITING FOR CHAINLINK TO FUCKING DO SOMETHING
JUST LIKE THE REST OF YOU MORONS
ONLY DIFFERENCE BEING IM DONE BEING A CHEERLEADING SYCOPHANT LIKE YOU
AFTER 8 YEARS, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

>>60599376
he helped write it.

>>60599432
>IM DONE BEING A CHEERLEADING SYCOPHANT
Instead you're a deranged fuddie desperately trying to invent new fud all day every day.

Either you're a cheerleader for your investment, or you just fucking sell.

>>60595500
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XoW2qj9ph4g
thanks for not posting a glowing tracker link, despite being on mobile. Something the faggot OP was unable to do.

>>60599436
kek fidget cucks are still reeing over the great corner cucking

>>60599868
Reminds of when Michael Scott tried to squeeze himself into the middle of the groomsmen.

https://youtu.be/1wrPhrXgI_c?si=LShFW-SuWNP01gmK&t=118

>>60599467
>Either you're a cheerleader for your investment, or you just fucking sell.
HOLY AUTISM. NO GRAY, JUST BLACK & WHITE

>>60599882
lol pretty accurate. and why isn't brad going sleeveless today, shouldn't he being showing off that sick xrp tattoo lmao

>>60599868
this

>>60595103 (OP)
price still 14$. It's just.

>>60595528
Came here to say this, it is really noticeable

Ari + Laurence Moroney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSyh8teQBLU

>>60601168
WHO CARES?
ANOTHER BORING, MEANINGLESS CHIT CHAT

>>60601187
>>60599808

>>60599375
More like you have to pay $5 to enter the building the faucet is in. Pretty steep, but if you're thirsty and in need of verifiable clean water that has no hobo shit in it, you will pay up :^)

Jesus, I'm about to become insanely rich, and i haven't even incurred any tax events yet. what a time to be alive. i really mean that.

>>60595103 (OP)
Chainlink: The Plumbing

I think the way that many people think about the world is through the lens of what they use.
So people, for example, use a sink. And they know how to choose different sizes of sinks, and sinks are of different materials. And they know how to use a faucet and they know what faucet they like and they don't like. And they know how their faucet can put water out differently. And this is the experience they have with something as basic as water - is that the sink and the faucet is giving them the water and they're using the water and getting the benefits of water. But really the sink and the faucet are the very end of the process. The real thing that's providing the value of water to you are reservoirs, various siphons, methods of moving large amounts of water, various sizes of pipes, pipes that come to your house, water pumps, pressure regulation systems, chlorination systems - all kinds of systems. That go under the unattractive word: plumbing. But - at the end of the day, if we were to look at everything involved at providing you the value of water, the sink and faucet would be involved in approximately 10%. All the other stuff - all of the plumbing - would in my opinion be providing you 90%. So in this sense of the word plumbing and plumber, I am personally very proud to be working on plumbing.

>>60601587

Because from my point of view, if you're building plumbing or what is known as infrastructure in the software development community, you are actually the one enabling the value of what people consume. And in fact the interesting thing about this is that if you build really good plumbing or infrastructure, people won't know. So, the best plumbing system, the best infrastructure systems - are built so well, and they work so reliably and so consistently and they're so easy to use and they're so easy to interact with and they so rarely have problems - that you don't know about them! You don't think about them! You don't have to call anybody to fix them! They don't break down! They deliver value to you. They deliver water - deliver highly reliable systems, data, connectivity - all these critical things. Without which, you couldn't have a sink and a faucet. Without which you couldn't have a sink and a faucet. Without which you couldn't have all the applications used on the internet. Without which you couldn't have defi. Without which you couldn't have a ton of use cases in our industry.

>>60601588

So I think people have a bias toward the thing that they use, the thing that they interact with - being seen as the thing that provides the largest percentage of the value. But if they were to sit down and *understand* how it provides that value, they would see the true percentage of infrastructure and the true percentage of what plumbing does for them. And as somebody who wants to build something very long lasting and very useful for the world, personally, I would be more comfortable building this infrastructure for plumbing because I do understand and appreciate the amount of value that it actually provides across all these different use cases. And the plumbing analogy - across millions of homes, and millions of faucets and millions of sinks - where even if people don't understand, at the end of the day it still remains true that the infrastructure and the plumbing is really the thing that is delivering the water to them. And that's who in my opinion I would like to be.

>>60601587
>>60601588
>>60601593
nice

unironically just sold

>>60599890
Your idea of a "grey area" is to spam fud 24/7. Stop kvetching rabbi

>>60601593
i didn't see anything in your ramble about missing this bullrun, but just fyi that's what's happening

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