I don’t always buy crypto… …but when I do, I make sure it’s before the halving.
Gentlemen…
Some of you are still waiting for the bottom — sipping onions lattes, watching YouTube TA, and crying into your bags of ALGO. Me? I DCA into hard money like a Chad with a plan.
Because wealth isn’t built from waiting. It’s built from conviction.
The halving is coming. The Fed is cornered. The TradFi boomers are retiring. Institutions are circling like sharks. Meanwhile, you’re still asking,
“Is it too late to buy BTC?”
Bruh.
I don’t always buy the dip.
But when I do, I rug your low-cap moonshots to fund it.
My portfolio right now:
• BTC (60%) – King stays King
• ETH (20%) – Devs still cooking
• LINK (10%) – Smart contract glue
• RUNE (5%) – Thorchain gonna Thor
• FUN / PLAY (5%) – Because I like to gamble
Stay leveraged, stay legendary. Or fade into fiat peasantry. Your choice.
Some of you are still waiting for the bottom — sipping onions lattes, watching YouTube TA, and crying into your bags of ALGO. Me? I DCA into hard money like a Chad with a plan.
Because wealth isn’t built from waiting. It’s built from conviction.
The halving is coming. The Fed is cornered. The TradFi boomers are retiring. Institutions are circling like sharks. Meanwhile, you’re still asking,
“Is it too late to buy BTC?”
Bruh.
I don’t always buy the dip.
But when I do, I rug your low-cap moonshots to fund it.
My portfolio right now:
• BTC (60%) – King stays King
• ETH (20%) – Devs still cooking
• LINK (10%) – Smart contract glue
• RUNE (5%) – Thorchain gonna Thor
• FUN / PLAY (5%) – Because I like to gamble
Stay leveraged, stay legendary. Or fade into fiat peasantry. Your choice.
