Thread 60605095

Kind of based.

No way that's real wtf

real?

>>60605101
>>60605102
https://x.com/whitehouse/status/1943360164238684601?s=46
I'm European and I hate america so god damn much

>>60605101
>>60605102
https://xcancel.com/WhiteHouse/status/1943360164238684601

>>60605111
>https://x.com/whitehouse/status/1943360164238684601?s=46
>>60605095 (OP)

>The white house posting chud memes

What a time to be alive lads

/biz/ Yuros btfo

>>60605095 (OP)
"No one can see a bubble, that's why it's a bubble"
>

why did humanity decide that Idiocracy should be a paragon and not something to absolutely avoid?

based
fuck bobos and nocoiners
if my manager talk bad to me once again i give no notice and go get my dick sucked dry in sweden next week

>>60605128
Not sure

>>60605128
I don’t know, but it did. And us who can see it can only revel in its stupidity.

>>60605111
>I'm European and I hate america so god damn much
Asian, and same

>>60605128
Because Humanity is driven by emotions not pure reason.

>>60605128

Because cultural marxism demands idiocracy by definition, and that started seeping into western society somewhere around 1950's and the post WW2 consensus

>>60605095 (OP)
Picotop signal. My shorts are going to print me so much money.

>>60605111
Yep, this is my top sell signal, alongside this

>>60605128
Absolutely

>>60605127
A bubble is a bull market you don't have a position in.

>>60605167

How about you just DCA, buy and hold, and you don't have to worry about inane market timing like this

Total maga victory euro weenies and chink defeat

>>60605128
People are stupid, the leadership will reflect that. Also society isn't as serious anymore. Used to be a man could challenge you to a duel and kill you legally for disrespect, but now being as ass is celebrated, people aren't as uptight.

>>60605192
There are literally 3 market timings on this graph over 100 years. Close to 4 in a few days, at this rate. I sure as fuck wouldn't call that market timing.
Other than that, I think I can afford to just do 4 big movements in 100 years all while I've been DCAing as I should so far.

>>60605128
100 years ago retarded people were killed in extremely lethal wars, killed in workplace accidents, or killed with drugs/alcohol/smoking.

today everything is safe. only 5k people died in afghanistan. workplace accidents are rare. smoking and drinking is down. drugs are trending down. cars are safer.

it's a retard's world.

unironically just sold everything. this is outrageously cringe.

>>60605214
>only 5k people died in afghanistan
Are you sure?

>>60605095 (OP)
insulting "panicans" is all part of the strategy of keeping this house of cards from falling
it's a game of musical chairs. these unrealized gains can vanish in an instant. so be prepared to take your seat...

white people are managed NPCs

its entire identity is a product of grooming and being provided function to substantiate their otherwise meaningless existence

a paradigm of control that has less need for the elegant veneer, less need for a degraded golem

but eventually you will find that the joke wont be as funny anymore

>>60605207

The thing you didn't consider: 90% of all market gains are made in 10% of trading days. If you aren't in the market for those massive recovery days, you will literally be underwater YoY. That's why it's a fool's game.

Rich people don't play market timing. Instead they consider risk and allocate hedge positions during high risk times. If it doesn't pan out, no harm done, if it does, you have a chunk to reinvest with and mitigate the damage. The only truth about American stocks is that they always go up, so going against the current is dangerous.

>>60605095 (OP)
Chud posting is pretty based. Tanking the dollar is too

>>60605239
>The only truth about American stocks is that they always go up
except when they don't

>>60605239
The thing you didn't consider: 90% of all market losses are made in 10% of trading days (less, actually). If you are in the market for those massive loss days, you will literally be underwater YoY.
See, that works both ways.

>>60605248

Never happened over a 120 year time horizon, anon. Have fun calling that top. Considering 60% of the world is invested in America you're banking on total global economic revolution which would probably render most things worthless.

>>60605228
>Between 7 October 2001 and 30 August 2021, the United States lost a total of 2,459 military personnel in Afghanistan.

oh wow it's even less than i thought, not sure why i had 5k in my head.

>>60605248
That time has long since passed
We're in the age of the money printer

>>60605256

Ok anon, go ahead and just call the top, it's that easy. I hope you've enjoyed your first 2 weeks on /biz/.

>>60605257
yeah this attitude definitely is not indicative of massive delusional greed

>>60605264
go back to you know where with your gay "just DCA xD all the time" meme. smart people don't buy into overbought markets

>>60605248
Just make the dollar go down and the stocks will go ul

>>60605142
>>60605111
Cool. Get off my internets.

>>60605273

You figured it out for sure anon, you timed it. Well done. I expect a cataclysmic crash any day now because as we all know markets are rational and anon is always right.

>>60605286
see: >>60605231

>>60605247
Delicious.

>>60605207
Monetary expansion dwarfs any real terms gains, money stock has 50x since 1971, and expansion over the next 50 years will be even greater. The winning play has-been-and-will-continue-to-be Short the Shitcoin (fiat), whether directly via bitcoin or indirectly via equity indexes, the mechanism is the same

>>60605170
So what do you call it when you have a position and lose 80% when fartcoin doesn't pan out?

>>60605231
Money printer go brrrrrrrr

What the fuck are these retards talking about, they’ve tanked the dollar and gained nothing, markets are negative adjusted for dollar strength because now nobody wants to buy our exports AND they don’t want to hold dollars anymore. Good job retards

>>60605289

No, they're just making fun of you. There has never been any shortage of doomers in the investing world and you tend to get filtered out quickly.

>>60605258
>only burgers are people
your group definitely is safer now

>>60605316
i feel bad for citizens of afghanistan who died. they didn't have much if anything to do with 9/11, not that we didn't deserve 9/11.

>>60605095 (OP)
Humiliate goys even more Mr king migger in chief.

>>60605256
>>60605273
>>60605256
>Leftypol "investor" (4 figures in a high yield savings account) is still mad they didn't buy the dip months ago
The white house is literally chudjak posting and you're crying? This is a historic day.

>>60605316
>only burgers are people
Yes

>>60605289
Trump just gave rich people trillions of dollars. Please tell me how this is bearish.

>>60605306
Crypto smoke-and-mirror is the way orange nigger found to keep his economic populism going on.

>>60605095 (OP)
/biz/ cultural domination

>>60605306
thank you, wizard

>>60605395
Epstein pump

>>60605258
>not sure why i had 5k in my head.
Exact same here, i'm sure i heard not so long ago it was 5k..
sussy desu

>>60605095 (OP)
is that AI fucking generated meme?

>this implies they know who chud is based on and they don't care and are going to post it anyways because it's that funny
KEK

>>60605095 (OP)
>>60605111
BASED

>>60605095 (OP)
Kino timeline. BILLIONS MUST BUY.

>>60605420
Yes, chud face is offmodel too

>>60605385
The marketcap for the S&P is way higher

>>60605149
Oh look, someone who has CLEARLY never read Marx.

>>60605489
>Since you disagree with my gay retarded Jewish faggotry you CLEARLY have never read it
>I'm trans btw not sure if it matters

>>60605489
Oh look, somebody has clearly not thought about the implications of enforcing the false dialectic on literally everything
The *only* thing marxism is good at is destruction. You can't actually take a loser who never held employment in his entire life seriously on his views of economics, right? Right?

>>60605095 (OP)
KEK

>>60605111
>>60605142
i start thinking trump is a retard then i see posts like these and like him again

>>60605420
you dont even need to look this closely, you can tell its the chatgpt ghibli style by the way the lines are shaded

>>60605427
>they know
They don't know shit. Barron just asked his father if he could post some le funny crypto meme on the WH twitter and Trump allowed.
Barron, being 100% the /pol/fag he is, posted that.

>>60605095 (OP)
Unfathomably based, what a time to be alive.

Greatest country on earth and it's not close

>>60605095 (OP)
fuck me senseless it feels good to be an american

>>60605111
You have Pure envy

is the whole stonks go up meme even true if adjusted for the purchasing power of the dollar (especially things like housing)?

>>60605728
>>60605761
>gets a serious medical problem
>goes bankrupt

>>60605836
nope. in terms of real value everything is treading water

>Proudly celebrating that Wall Street is calling out your TACO bluff
This retard would show off that he shit his pants to the whole world

>>60605854
Tranny

>>60606012
Wrong thread. But while I'm here. This is for you >>60605854

>>60605601
Kek same

Unironically,

he tanked the market, told Americans to buy in when it looked bleakest, then stoked the flames to give Americans who trusted him a massive win

The bull market to come the next few months/year might be enough to keep republicans in office until 2036

>>60605854
>be healthy
>don’t need insurance cause I never visit the doctors
>get covered medical checkups through work so i know all is good once every 2-3 years
>at 70 when I’m actually at risk for shit I’ll have the 200k dollars euros spend during their lifetime in taxes for “free healthcare” while they die waiting 6 months for an X-ray to confirm their tumor
Feels good to not wage my life away for 3rd worlders ‘free’ healthcare

>>60606117
Let’s not forget that on top of paying half their income in taxes, euros don’t even make half the income of Americans

>>60606024
>uses the abysmal Canadian healthcare system as his bolstering point to dump on America
Sad!

>>60605128
>Idiocracy
How is funny pic Idiocracy?

>>60605128
Because the warrior nobility was killed off by merchants and their self loathing squat goblin useful idiots

>>60605095 (OP)
Chuds own America now
>>60605128
Probably because feminism, liberalism and woke shit were gay as fuck cancers on society. I’m sorry but they had far too much cultural relevance. Meanwhile they were always bombing shitholes overseas and destabilizing governments, so who cares? All that moral preaching and simp whipping for what?

>>60605095 (OP)
HOLY BASEDO I JUST TOOK MY PFIZER RED PILLS AND CIRCUMCISED MUH BENIS BASED FELLOW INCELS

>>60605095 (OP)
Idiots are sitting this expansion out possibly the last before AI because they dont like Trump lmao have fun in your pods

>>60605111
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

How are you supposed to stay bullish with this shit?

>>60605128

this
it's not a great sign desu

>>60605427
>>60605684
Or perhaps they have no clue who the Chud meme is and they just think this is a popular guy meme face and it was unrelated to Chud

>>60605684
At this point im starting to think they've handed it of to some 40-year old cultist who does it for free

>>60606186
i spend less than 25k per year and I have literally everything, including rent and car. I won't go bankrupt for debts or because I have medical expenses, I'm sorry for you ameritardo, apparently you don't even know what inflation and welfare is, from this board I can see education is missing in most of the americans

>>60607930
lolno, they 100% know otherwise they would have prooompted the AI to replace it. It's a dogwhistle for CHUDS

>>60608331
I really doubt it, pretty sure they are retarded boomers that just thing this meme face is whats popular now and they maybe don't even know the word "Chud"

>>60608338
One 4chan meme in the official account is a happenstance.
Two is a coincidence
Three is the orangeman 100% knows.

>>60605095 (OP)
Wouldn't the "nothing ever happens" chud be a permabull? Why is he upset at good market?

>>60608343
What were the first 2?

>>60608362
It's probably hundreds by now, he's been doing this since 2015.

>>60608374
Yeah because Pepe the frog is a funny facebook meme and there was also a funny pepe the frog meme coin.

But the true meaning behind it he does not know

>>60605248
MONEY PRINTING IS WELFARE FOR CORPORATIONS. WE WILL CONTINUE TO RAPE OUR CITIZENS FOR MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS. OWN THE AUTOMATION OR GET EVISCERATED, LOL.

>>60608379
>2015
>pepe the frog meme coin

>>60605095 (OP)
did the white house just chudpost?

>>60608575
More important question is if they knew they did

$2.63

>$2.63

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>$2.63

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wrong thread sorry im high huffing euphoria

>>60608064
>kek at image
>there's no way right
>it's fucking real
kino timeline

>>60608343
more like the jeet behind his social media knows the terminally online will think trump is totally with them if you sprinkle some epic meems nudge nudge wink wink. the decrepit boomer himself doesn't know shit.

>>60608259
Cope more, faggot immigrant who couldn't get a VISA. Keep pretending you're European.

>>60609974
Im european and you are a coping faggot.

>>60605095 (OP)

Top Signal

>>60608868
The comment section is just as one would expect tho

>>60605247
>he didn't buy the dip
Chuds won

>>60605328
They didnt get targeted by our troops they were targeted by jihadists. Imagine someone tells your mom to suicide bomb soldiers and she has to do it or your entire family will be killed.
Thats the kind of shit they did against the troops, meanwhile they couldnt shoot civilians until they had positive ID on a threat.
We shouldnt have been there thats obvious but the majority of the deaths from the afghani side were because they put themselves in harms way. It worked. They got their country back thanks to Biden.

>>60605328
>not that we didn't deserve 9/11.
ews shouldnt have blown up the towers. How about that?
Fuck out of here with that garbage, you should have been ashes in the rubble.

>>60611033
Kek

>>60605095 (OP)
God, the US is truly ran by fucking retarded, unfunny boomers and unprofessional creeps. I'm sure I can manipulate at least one of them to post about $angels on their twitter. Just approach them and ask nicely, claiming it'd be the Lord's work or some shit. I'll assist whatever circlejerk republican parade happens near me to check.
>>60605279
>>60605395
Shit's worrying, honestly. Jokes aside.

>>60605095 (OP)
God, the US is truly ran by fucking retarded, unfunny boomers and unprofessional creeps. I'm sure I can manipulate at least one of them to post about Angels on their twitter. Just approach them and ask nicely, claiming it'd be the Lord's work or some shit. It's solana, these boomer fucks know about solana and "them cryptos-currencies on the interweb". I'll assist whatever circlejerk republican parade happens near me to check.
>>60605279
>>60605395
Shit's worrying, honestly. Jokes aside.

>>60605247
But you told me it was the end that america was done. Also ath btw cope and seethe

>>60605128
Only in USA. It's unfortunate due to the tremendous cultural influence it exerts everywhere on the world. It also does a great job at ruining every country they touch. It's so bad that it's probably better to be an enemy of US than an ally. They bomb their enemies, but their allies are killed through toxic products e.g. Chemours plants in UK, Netherlands, France.

i want nothing less than total leftist death

>>60612641
>God, the US is truly ran by fucking retarded, unfunny boomers and unprofessional creeps
>t. makes $30,000 a year, pays 50% tax on it and then 25% VAT on anything he's got left after paying rent on his cuckbox

>>60605414
Probably think about iraq
>Coalition forces
Killed: 4,826 (4,508 US,[c] 179 UK,[24] 139 other), of which 1/5 non-combat losses[25]

>>60605167
This seems wise now, going into this weekend i am feeling very pessimistic about my portfolio.

giving boomers access to the internet has had catastrophic impacts on society to the point it may never recover.

>>60613412
The one operating that account is most probably a zoomer.