Thread 60605461

panican edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60603850

easy money bitches

I am making so much money, something isn't right boss.

>>60605460
the high volume? what does it mean?

Bobos lose again

I am sitting on 18k. Everything looks so expensive atm. Thinking about just buying more defense etf's or keep waiting for the next "dip"...

>>60605479
go for CSPs

VOO is at an all time high
Should I sell? This is where the majority of all my money is

Ill buy crwv... once it reaches 80

>>60605482
this is a good thing if you buy a bunch during that red sideways period

>>60605484
>csps at ATH with shit premiums

The strategy right now is jade lizards

Are the new tariffs announced affecting stock prices yet? They dont seem to be

GALTsisters we are so back

>>60605499
Market thinks Donald will back down regardless

Today:
Robinhood up $1.28
Fidelity up 83¢

I also have like 300 ozt of silver, but don't have my excel sheet so I dunno how much I'm up

>>60605506
Well hes going to do something retarded regardless so I think Ill probably sell then and buy the dip

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>>60605482
>gives you more time to buy cheap
>this is bad

>>60605482
This doesn't do him justice because all the indicators are screaming recession and yet the US seems to be firing on all cylinders.

Would this have happened under other presidents? I don't know but it has never happened before (yield curve inversion specifically).

We'll see if he dodges the recession.

Buy ONDS. Q2 earnings preview was gold.

next 2 years is free money like 2016 era im gonna work so much overtime and just put every penny into the market

>>60605461 (OP)
>I could not give a flying fuck what anybody else think of me. I have my wife, a kid and another one on the way. I'm fucking winning, my dude


So you lost. Got it. Whenever someone brings up wife and kids. They lost. Like wowww your wife is over?! That is sooo sexy omgg. Omgggg I love post wall mod bod females. My dick is sooo hard now.

>>60605518
>>60605513
>>60605513
>>60605495
>More time to devalue your currency
Kek, you're dummies

Saars, they're redeeming

>>60605534
> Like wowww your wife is over?!
**wife is over 30**

Its like when youre dissing some guy and call him poor and his reply is “youre not rich” or when blacks get dissed hard and they say “muh dick.”
I guess “muh wife and kids” is the loser white reply after getting btfo LOL

WHAT THE FUCK

Loser black
>muh dick
Loser white
>muh wife and kids


LMFAO

>>60605544
>>60605534
completely mindbroken

>>6060501
KEK based dad.
Always return to kongo.

what a boring day

>>60605546
It's over. The economy is over, and they're now pricing in the coming recession boss.

What a weird day.
>down 200 bucks
>up 50 bucks
>up 200 bucks
> ending right around 0.

>>60605534
Kek. Ok, guy

>Elon unfollowed Curtis Yarvin
What a whiny bitch.

>>60605551
No, that is just the white form of “muh dick.”
It was felt do wierd reading it on 4chan but now I realize why and could type it out.
It is kinda similar to how every that got an air fryer talks about but no one gives a shit. This “muh wife and kids” is just loser average male cope. Like ok..you just let me know your wife is ugly and post wall and you yourself is with her 24/7. Like what

Is there anything that can stop this rally?

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

>>60605580
3.19%

>>60605580
+1.5%

>>60605574
I didn't mean to flex on you with me saying I have a wife and kids, I was just saying I am happy and shared the reasons why. You took it as a flex so maybe that says something about you? That you're a retard?

>>60605566
What do you mean okay? Think outside your own head. You know how when youre dissing see blacks get btfo in troll livestreams and they go all “muh dick.”
“muh wife” is the white form of that. Have some self awareness.

>>60605574
Reminds me of how I wouldn’t date any girls in high school because I just wasn’t into girls like that, I’d rather read books and play vidya; my friends would pick on me despite them dating ugly whales.
Couldn’t criticize anybody without hearing “durrrr at least I have a girlfriend”.

>>60605574
My air fryer is better than your air fryer boss. It's an air fryer, oven, pizza oven, grill, rotisserie all in one. It even can function as a toaster oven and dehydrator, and it can perform 2 different functions at half capacity at the same time.

>>60605580
+0.04%

>>60605580
Today: +0.54%
This Week: -1.07%
This Month: +2.93%
This Year: -37.83%

>>60605564
yeah crabs ruined gains but at least i still somehow made enough for groceries

>>60605580
+0.58%

>>60605580
3.47%

>>60605574
muh dick, chinkleaf

>>60605580
+0.07%, not much but it's green. One of the dogs I worked on this week original owner died during the floods, new owners said the dog was rescued from a river.

>>60605586
the nose knows

>>60605600
Its an ugly piece of plastic.

>>60605628
alkXD

>>60605630
What kind of medication are you on? I'm genuinely curious

>>60605600
You have a multiuse oven btw.

>>60605580
+2.01%, comfy day

>>60605541
cope

>>60605630
No it's stainless steel and it has cute french doors that open up to give you great access inside. See pic related boss.

>>60605580
Up 1.5% buoyed by first majestic and other silver holdings like PSLV

>>60605639
> I'm fucking winning, my dude
> What kind of medication are you on? I'm genuinely curious
I absolutely hate how gen x talks. Talk like an educated 35 year old.

>>60605580
-2% TSMC fucked me over, fuck me for thinking great numbers mean gains

>>60605642
It's a fucking air fryer boss.

>>60605613
>picrel
kek

>>60605580
-0,17 %, sold my btbt bag. If it cant pump when eth is at ATH it wont pump ever.

would putting all my money in RMCF be a good play or a bad one?

>>60605653
Reddit mainstream man child culture.
Loser man baby. 30 is over for most men and I am being generous. In reality, it is over around 23, after uni, and over again at 28, 5 years of full time work. 35 hits and most men are shells of themselves. 4 years uni npc culture, 5 years workforce npc culture, plus mainstream npc culture, long term relationship with post wall spiteful female, 30 hits and out of shape, stressed and 35 is a big a loser.

Why are they pumping this shit?

>>60605649
Its a multi- use oven. Got it. Thanks for confirming.

>>60605676
unironically schizo retard talk not even memeing. you sound like a deranged retard.

>>60605676
Why don't you kill yourself, faggot?

>>60605690
Or take your pills, yo. But definitely do something different.

>popped my million cherry
I welcome the 7 figure hell

I thought the market closed at 4:30. Turns out it closes at 4:00. I fucking hate Wall Street and all the investment bankers. I swear Im from a universe where it closes at 5:00.

>>60605688
He reminds me very much of the "Chinkleaf" (Canadian flag, but pretty obvious Chinese) from /bant. Very very close. He mostly ranted about women though, not so much about men.

But the "poors" he hated them too.

>>60605682
>>60605698
Get ready for the dip

>>60605699
You need to stop drinking the bong water.

>>60605685
If it was a multi-use oven where's the jew function boss?

>>60605701
Meds.

>>60605701
Screenshotting that. Brokie confirmed. kek.

>>60605711
Some items you have to pre-bake, let the air fryer do the last mile..

>>60605688
It it wrong though? All that is assuming anon was born with good looks and fit and not poor too. 90% of men are unattractive and single all through age 10-21. 90% of men are solidly cemented losers by age 35 when stucking in the working class, married to a post wall female, out of shape and grossly looking, stressed from day to day life etc.

Im a europoor and I have 100 wdef and 100 vcwe, started with 10k capital and built them with options income.

What the fuck do i dca into now? Is my life doomed to buy vcwe and make 300 a week from csps forever?

>>60605721
Is the last mile green, boss?

How do people find out about things like ABVE and BTCM? Like, what the fuck? How do I keep up to date on this shit? I want to get rich

>>60605724
dont care about your talking points desu. its your whole vibe and the way you type.

>>60605534
Son, last year I was working at a short thing, covering someone for sick leave. Good pay, or at least what passes for good pay around these parts. Anyway.
On my last day, which was kind of slow and fairly relaxed, I had a person come up to the desk. African lady, tall, thin as a reed, seemed to be in damn good shape. Kinda strange face but not in an unpleasant way. She's perfectly polite and I do what I can to help her, something to do with RE. I go through her paperwork and boggle at her ID: she's fucking fifty.
This woman who could be my mom wasn't looking half bad.
What I'm trying to say is: your dick don't work.

>>60605580
good day

>>60605706
>drinking bong water
I dont get it. That wouldnt get you high, or make you retarded. Thats just someone a retard would do.

Big bull titties

>>60605731
How do I talk? Unlike a normie npc lame ass average male?

>>60605544
lol so true

>>60605748
like an incel tranny but unironically

>>60605748
Is this what a school shooter is like? Have you ever had a friend that was real?

So you want to sell a csp but your stock rallied and now premiums are shit. Combine that csp with a super safe otm bear call. This is called the JADE LIZARD

>>60605733
My dick works. You probably just like old af yourself. You confused skinniness with youth or whatever. But yeah, blacks and certain browns like some south americans and spanish browns can age well AFTER the 30-50% drop off in looks after age 25. Many and majority girls lose 70% of their looks by 30. You saw a slightly well aged female and spilled your cum sauce spaghetti that you eat every night. Bravo.

>>60605698
It feels good, doesn't it.

Probably it was the best *feeling* I've had from money since. Telling the bitch I was fucking at time was pretty funny too.

>>60605721
hmmmm that would make sense, when you use the bake function it pre-heats, but then when you use the air-fry there is no pre-heating involved. I should be pre-heating in oven mode, then switching it to air-fry. I don't use it as an air fryer often, but I cook all kinds of shit with it's various different modes. I like grilling sausages on one side, then using the other side to toast the sausage inside the bread with the onions peppers and cheese. I've done all kinds of things in there, grilled steaks, cooked shrimp scampi, baked chicken, i put lamb chops on the rotisserie. It makes great roasted veggies and potatoes. It's like my new favorite thing. I like air frying frozen hashbrowns while I make coffee and eggs in the morning. I haven't done much fish in it because I usually get fillets that are too big to fit or I end up going another route, but I did make some fish sticks in it one time just to try them out, and that worked well. Gookfu even grilled korean short ribs in it that were fucking delicious. I give the appliance a solid 8.5 out of 10. It would honestly get like a 9.5 out of 10 if it had a larger capacity and could rotisserie like a 3 rib roast... It's probably big enough to do a 3 rib prime rib, but I honestly haven't tried it.

>>60605764
Seek medicine and Jesus.
I gave helping you a fair shot and you decided to keep adding to the world salad. Log off.

>>60605721
hmmmm that would make sense, when you use the bake function it pre-heats, but then when you use the air-fry there is no pre-heating involved. I should be pre-heating in oven mode, then switching it to air-fry. I don't use it as an air fryer often, but I cook all kinds of shit with it's various different modes. I like grilling sausages on one side, then using the other side to toast the sausage inside the bread with the onions peppers and cheese. I've done all kinds of things in there, grilled steaks, cooked shrimp scampi, baked chicken, i put lamb chops on the rotisserie. It makes great roasted veggies and potatoes. It's like my new favorite thing. I like air frying frozen hashbrowns while I make coffee and eggs in the morning. I haven't done much fish in it because I usually get fillets that are too big to fit or I end up going another route, but I did make some fish sticks in it one time just to try them out, and that worked well. Gookfu even grilled korean short ribs in it that were fucking delicious. I give the appliance a solid 8.5 out of 10. It would honestly get like a 9.5 out of 10 if it had a larger capacity and could rotisserie like a 3 rib roast... It's probably big enough to do a 3 rib prime rib, but I honestly haven't tried it boss.

>>60605753
>youre black, live in section 8 housing, on welfare, smell bad, low iq and 50 of your homies get shot every weekend.
>muh dick

>youre a betamale provider cuck, out of shape, work a shitty 9-5, wife is post wall and ugly and has a bad attitude, and youre solidly a middle aged loser who had aged rapidly due to stress
>muh wife and kids

>>60605764
Buddy, you should seriously seek some help. Read a book, go for a walk, start working out, I don't know what habits you need to get into but you sound deranged and you have to address it before you get wrecked

>>60605804
He should buy one of those cool air fryers I got, and take up cooking.

>>60605804
Maybe this is your way of coping with society, on an anonymous forum, then good for you. Don't bring that persona out in public, that's full retard. Never full retard, friend.

$RCAT!

>>60605804
He should buy one of those cool air fryers I got, and take up cooking. He could even bake goods for his church's bake sale and potentially make new friends boss.

>>60605782
>>60605816
Nothing I said is deranged though

>>60605820
Kek

>>60605813
Unironically good advice. Less slop in life is a net good in virtually all cases.

>>60605821
yes it is. you sound like one of those friendless incel school shooters.

>>60605821
Then I think you should an hero

>>60605827
But fucking do it in your basement, don't go shooting up that school, faggot

>>60605821
Alright Anon, I'm going to bed now. I'll pass on the mildly entertaining task of proving you wrong with an unedited list of all the deranged stuff you've said to some other bored guy.
Peace.

>meant to sell all shares for 15 profit in 30 minutes
>accidentally only sell 1 share
>stock plummets after market
>down 20 percent
haha

>>60605826
Keep calling me names without denying what I say is correct. Concession accepted.
>friendless
>incel
npc reddit male roastie reply. wow.

Holy shit. The two stocks I sell rocket after hours and the 1 stock I accidentally keep plummets. Holy fucking shit man. This must be what it feels like to think God has it out for you.

>>60605837
It be that way sometimes

>>60605839
Look I know you incels like to lash out at sex havers because of your own insecurities, and since that guy has a pregnant wife w/ child you know he's a sex haver so you have to go to your coping mechanisms, but you should just try having sex boss.

Is CELH still memeing? Earning should be good, right?

I can't fucking believe how much money I keep losing to SOXL decay, it's like every 2 days I just folio wipped off of decay
I'm so sorry decay nigger, i should've listened to your advice and shorted tsla

>>60605881
What the fuck are you talking about? SOXL has been on a tear for the past 3 months, and if you went short TSLA today you'd have got your balls crushed harder than a penny laid on the train tracks.

>>60605881
Dude if you held soxl for a fucking year you wouldnt even notice the decay

>>60605881
who is the decay nigger i haven't heard of people shitting on SOXL recently

>SP500 1Y eur total return: 4.71%
>Stoxx600 1Y total return: 9.58%
Kek USDbaggies

>>60605857
>muh dick
>muh wife and kids

Two in one post. Holy. Sex with a wife doesnt count. That is so nasty.

I guess the good thing about being a failure is that when you fail again it doesn't hurt you as much. i keep missing big winners and keep buying duds. I should start doing the opposite.

i need it to pump overnight or i'm fucked

>>60605923
Listen here mother fucker! I have call options on tele-health boner pill deliveries that allow men to get erections even after their girlfriends get fat, and wives have hit the wall. I actually encourage them all to buy the boner pills so I can make me some g_ddamn fucking money boss.

>>60605902
I don't even think he posts anymore

If your goal of investing is early retirement, then figuring out the absolute earliest you can retire seems pretty damn important.
Why work a single day more than you have to?

The problem is that retirement seems to be extremely complex. You don't want to leave anything to chance, so in the vast majority of cases you end up dying filthy rich, just because you need to eliminate that 1% chance you end up penniless.

There has to be a better way to narrow the possible outcomes.

If the fed cuts rates, will leveraged ETFs like SOXL and TQQQ spike up? Lower borrowing costs?

$115k bitcoin

BOBROS WTF 116K

>>60605964
yes but it's moderately priced in.

>>60605966
I put 10% of my investments into bitcoin but unlike everything else, I never rebalance it. Never sell.

wagmi

>>60605902
This retard shadowboxes with his imaginary friend in every thread

Get your shorts/puts ready, everything is at ATH. Now there is only one direction for all asset classes

>>60605890
>>60605896
>>60605902
sarcasm you fucking midwit retards
I called out SOXL in April at sub 10 levels for a run back up to 60, and this one retard was flooding the sub with "well actually you shouldn't invest in ETF's long term cause muh decay will eat at your investment over time, the losses are bigger than the gains and I like to get ass rammed by niggers on an hourly basis"
regardless of how many times I told him, if you buy at 10 sell at 60, this decay does not come into play because your principal investment, being tied to the etf itself, will go up just like a normal stock
decay is real, but SOXL doesn't behave like a normal ETF, and this fuck face tried ample times to get me to just intraday trade it instead of holding it long term
im up 35k since then and hes nowhere to be found, probably crying in a corner about how fundamentals betrayed him (as if the market hasn't been shitting on fundamentals since the early biden days), fucking nigger dumbass

There was a study that showed that seeing other people trade successfully made people increase their risk taking.

Since we know the winning strategy is to buy and hold the index and never trade, could it be beneficial to see other people's mega losses instead? Lowering your appetite for risk so you just stand there and do nothing (the correct investment strategy).

>>60606180
>Since we know the winning strategy is to buy and hold the index and never trade
>never trade
yes
>buy and hold the index
straight to 0

watch fed cutting rates make the dollar go stronger

I noticed that last time I remember

henlo mister jerome
we all need an emergency rate cuts now
please we really need it
thank you mister jerome

>>60605962
i know that feel. i used firecalc to do projections until it was a guarantee. once i was confident i went part-time at work to make enough money to not feel guilty dipping into savings. been doing that 4 years, i'm a little surprised they let me.

>>60605461 (OP)
hmm well epstein didn't kill himself + based

>>60606436
no

Should I buy SOXL right now in after hours or tomorrow

>>60605518
>all the indicators are screaming recession
no they're fucking not retard

>>60606541
Just sell puts on it.

>>60606548
But that's scary....

>>60606541
Couldn’t be me, it’s just one nutso thing after another this year. I mostly solded today and will buy in in like whenever the next thing happens

Quality of life in the United States is the lowest it's been in 50 years and that's why I'm a bear

>>60605580
>+8% on REMX
I'll take it

>>60606701
You're wrong, I've got netflix, starbucks, onlyfans, reddit, and mario. People back in the day didn't have any of this great stuff, they had to settle for houses, cars, and jobs at bristol meyers squibb

>>60606729
What's your onlyfans, anon?

>>60606744
Post your twitter handle and I'll starblink it to your gleepglorp and winklewonk account. I only do foot in ass stuff btw

I keep making the wrong decision about everything when it comes to this shit. Every time I get unlucky. Seriously. Am I completely retarded or cursed? Or worse.. a cursed retard?

>>60605495
>Sold the crypto wave into cash
>Trump crashes the stock market
>Enter stocks at fire sale prices
>Bull market resumes
Thanks Mr. Trump

It's possible to do this for your entire life and never make it right? lmao

>>60606851
Just do what you've been doing but do the opposite instead!

>>60606868
I bought ABVE for .60 and sold at market close now look at it :)))))))) heheheheheh

Based Bulls, we're living in Full Green these coming months.
Also: I put almost all my savings on Rocket Lab. Time to go UP or wreck.

>>60606436
>shut-up you frog-posting faggot, and watch me do this sick kick-flip off the grind rails I installed at the FED building

>>60606967
>OH N-

>>60606967
hey yo mister jerome
cut the fuckin rates, bro
thanks peace out

>>60606986
no, he needs to raise them
for my own personal amusement

>>60605580
-0.6%

>>60605580
2.2%

>>60606986
Think Jerome would cut us before he cut rates.

Rates should not be centrally controlled. Ive had it with this nonsense. It is hubris.

Reddit bros, how did those puts turn out? America is still doomed right? Elon and Trump are feuding, markets will surely crash any day now

>>60605837
>know a stock is going to go up
>only buy one share because i mistook it for a dollar
>rockets up in value
>know that fomoing this move will only lead to a dump later
it happens

>>60605580
broke the 300k ceiling for the first time today

>>60607116
>broke the 300k ceiling for the first time today
Congratulations anon.

>>60607122
the volume in the morning was all me

>>60605580
1.4%
New record for me, feels so good b(iz)ros

it was me

>>60607093
Redditors are overwhelmingly long. They think they're defeating the Wall Street chuds by buying their shares from them at all time high prices.

>>60605580
+1.6%
AMD, SOFI, HOOD all made strides, while TSLA recovered some more.
People have been sleeping on SOFI. It has been moving up at a steady clip.

im a fucking retard it was me

whats up with the futures faggotry

>trump fucks my calls
>again
thanks mr president

fucking gay. there goes my $28 soxl calls expiry tommorrow

let me guess this nigger talking about tariffs again

I'm desperate to pay off debt and I don't want to do it slowly over a year, what should I long with my next paycheck?

>>60607159
meds

>>60607159
Are you having some kind of a mental breakdown, anon? I read your journal entry. What are your total % returns from GSI so far? It sounds like you're balls deep in it currently. If you have a $500k net worth, you might want to consider de-risking, as it is a penny stock after all, and you can very, very easily live the rest of your life with $500k. My net worth is $200k and I make a living day trading S&P 500 futures with just $60k.

>>60605461 (OP)
Thank you Mr President I just reached 100k on my port at 28 :)

>>60607189
>you might want to consider de-risking
that's the thing
he de-risked and then got fomo and rebought

LMAO futures just erased all of today's gain.
Fuck all the the gay retarded Mumus.
They are greedy as fuck.

>>60607203
it will be green by tomorrow's open :)

>>60607203
congrats on this, seriously

>>60605580
Up 1.4% today. Sold SBSW at a 15% profit just to be able to take something home for the week. Everything else is doing great but Archer is really keeping me at crab level and I don't want to put anymore cash into it. Looks like I'm in that shit for the long haul

>>60607237
>Archer
position size?

>>60607203
how much did you make on this drop?

>>60605651
I miss /cmmg/. It was a pretty comfy thread and helped me better sift through miners. Now I just stick to Barrick and ETFs

>>60607247
theyre still alive lol theyre almost as active as biz/smg

>>60607242
Just 100, in case I get the urge play options on it. I'm sitting about 60% cash right now because I'm just waiting for something to come along that's too easy to pass up

>>60606986
>if there's one thing my recent skateboarding accident has taught me, it's that trying to pull a fancy trick on unsure footing is juts going to lead to a world of pain
>no rate cuts for this year. or this decade for that matter.
>>60606994
>Orange Julius can suck my nuts, that skate-park was a necessary improvement, and well worth the money. He doesn't like it, he can go ahead and fire me
>oh wait, he can't, lol

>>60607203
Gap up open

>futures

NOOOOOO MY FUCKING MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK CANADA LMAO

>futes green
lmao

>>60607285
nooo my fancy imported bag milk

>>60607285
TACO

>>60607302
Sure it is good to buy the dip, but Trump just fucked the Friday calls.

>trump announces tariffs
>trump delays tariffs
>trump drops the whole issue

Literally EVERY FUCKING TIME. This nigger never follows through anyway. Hopefully the market ignores this shit because i would swear this is all Trump just buying positions and cashing out.

Canadian baker here.

I don't usually post in /smg/ but I have to say something. Trump is making a grave mistake putting 35% tariff on Canada. He wants to wage a trade war he can't win. Screencap this

>>60607316
The insistence on taco is going to absolutely rug the market when he finally does not cuck. I have no idea how anyone can be fully long—much less with leverage—with the entire market ready to blow up on his whim

Every fiber of my being is telling me to short futures with everything I have right now despite knowing that Blumpf will probably TACO out again and even if he doesn't, delusional bull faggots will keep buying until the inevitable recession hits and everything goes to shit, but I'll have been margin called by then and lost everything.
Anyway, how the fuck do people profitably day trade when shit is this erratic?

Why couldn't he just wait 24 hours? Fucking orange kike

who cares. market is at all time highs

>>60607331
>rug market cause of 30% tariffs on leafs

If traders are that much faggots than this whole thing needs to be shut down. I am a purchasing manager for a major aerospace manufacturer based in the Seattle Washington area (hint hint). One of many for that particular company

Tariffs are literally NOTHING. You just switch to a domestic source and avoid the tariffs. That is why nothing he has done has mattered. There is always a fucking domestic sources and its generally just pennies more and not passed on anyway

>>60607326
bullish for ai dashcams unironically

canada business will be monopolized while their US operations are not affected at all lmao

>>60607247
>I miss /cmmg/.
the retards who were exiled from /smg/ for retard posting the shittiest possible fraud Bayhorse Silver. All the retards are still retarding over at /bant/CantMakeMoneyGeneral/ and no that shit pile fraud Bayhorse still does not mine anything.

>>60607287
futas green

>>60607326
He should just fucking Annex Alberta and close the border. The threat of millions of future Indians leaking across under some sort of wierd work scheme in the future is threat enough

>>60605461 (OP)
Wait its real wtf lol.

>>60607345
>There is always a fucking domestic sources
If US domestic manufacturing is alive and well, what the fuck is the point of the tariffs?

>>60607389
the government gets to meddle in the economy more

I hate Trump. I hate him, I hate him, I hate him.

>>60607389
It is alive and well. Because its generally priced slightly higher than the import option.

The infrastructure is also better for Importing. I can hop on Alibaba and order 10,000 Tumblers with my own brand logo, pay and be on my way and get them in 90 days.

Alot of people do not realize the same can be done in the United States. Tervis makes them in the USA too

So you can import and pay .89 cents vs 1.01 domestic. The difference isn't significant, the Tumbler is sold for 19.99


Repeat this examples across every product. Its not a big deal. it is only a big deal if there is no domestic option to offset things. Like the case with Raw materials or Electronics out of Taiwan

>>60607316
The market always V recovers. I think only declaring WW3 on his russia statement would tank the markets at this point.

>>60607425
president trump is a huge pussy and wont. He will announce sanctions or something stupid. Putin has already won by default because he doesnt care how much retarded mobiks die. His goals will be achieved. And now, with them launching 400 drones a day for the last week. We are really seeing the Equivlant of T-34 production in World war 2 applied to aerial warfare.

Ukraine needs to quit while it can.

>>60606701
Retard. This is the problem with bobos, you expect no real growth to equal no nominal growth, but money stock always increases exponentially under debt-based fiat, so no growth or even negative growth still results in exponential nominal growth

i watched some execution videos and always wondered why the people who are about to be executed are so chill about it, it can't be that everyone is so stoic in face of imminent death
turned out that they usually went through dozens of staged executions that didn't result in them getting killed - they were dragged out of their cells, put on their knees and this and that and they fought and cried and pleaded and pissed themselves, but were never killed, dozens of times until they stopped caring about the drama
until one day when they get shotgunned in the head in 4k slowmo
i think about this often when i feel it's over and press buy

>>60607431
If Putin is winning he should return to the early war offensive threatening Kiev directly with being overrun and finishing this stupid war once for all. Proving the Russian war machine is back, and freeing up resources to focus on his middle east interest (It's pathetic how easily he lost Syria)

>>60607425
Looks like its already recovering from this annoucment.

Markets are now halfway backup to pre announcement

>>60607442
Kek. He is winning but it a Pyrhic Victory. He will simply win because Ukraine ran out of men and materials

The vast cold war arsenal is gone. In an era of drones a Bus with a cage around it is just as effective as a BMP in attacking

>>60607203
>Dow, S&P SURGE 0.1% off new trade deals
>Stock SLUMP after hours with futures nearly flat
get me off this crazy thing!

So August 1st is lining up to be the new liberation day with everyone getting basically the same tariffs as before.

>>60607504
they will be delayed and forgotten about like the last ones

>>60607507
money. mouth, nigga.
https://polymarket.com/event/us-tariff-rate-on-china-on-august-15?tid=1752199801706

>>60605461 (OP)
panicans on suicide watch

>>60607468
>>Dow, S&P SURGE 0.1% off new trade deals
>>Stock SLUMP after hours with futures nearly flat
>get me off this crazy thing!
it's a wild roller coaster ride isn't it?

>>60605518
I dont think he will
The market can certainly stay irrational longer than I can stay solvent, but it cant stay irrational forever

So if I had invested $0.43 in TQQQ in 2010, I would have $84.36 today, minus whatever fees? Am I read this right?

>>60607575
yes.

>>60607575
>minus whatever fees?
you mean zero? they're baked into the price

>>60607581
Thanks

ill give him credit
at least 20 to 35% seem like human numbers

I'm dumb, really dumb.
I have near 0 risk tolerance.
My brain is broken and I genuinely cannot make good decisions in life, especially when it comes to money.
Despite all this I make $120k before tax because I brute forced an education and now a 'career' with amphetamines.
I'm 31, khv.
Right now I auto transfer 1000 a month into an hysa.
My dilemma is that I know I'm gonna self-destruct soon, and ruin what little I have. So I need to take advantage of my current income.
What exactly should I be investing in?
Just throwing 1000 a month into SCHD?

>>60607614
Oh forgot to mention have like 80k in cash, of which 30 is in that hysa

>>60607614
The auto transfer is a good idea imo. you should do something like a retirement account so its locked up. The problem with investing in something yourself is that you will eventually sell it and do something else with it. seperate, different accounts at other brokerages is safer. But remember, money is a tool. Buy some things so you wont want to end your shit. its apart of the process.

>>60607614
u have zero risk tolerance because u have yet to learn about fundamentals

if you identify and learn that a company is intrinsically worth 1 billion but it is only trading at 500 million then you would have no fear buying for a 2x potential
it is that easy
jxn was spun off a few years ago at like $30/share yet its book value per share is like $100/share, of course annuities is a bit weird but it was still trading well below the norm for its comparablea due to the nature of its spinoff

eventually it was rerated and value followed, ppl with no fear because they understood held through all the volatility
you have to study to remove ur fear
or simply be retarded and get lucky

>AAAAH TARIFFS
>dump
>crab
>slow recovery back to nothing ever happens mode

>>60607640
Good things don't happen to me.
Even if a stock is guaranteed to do well, it'll go red the second I buy and stay that way unironically.
Thats why I have near 0 risk tolerance.

>>60607614
Don't be retarded, just go sell puts on a blue chip that you don't mind holding for a decade if it dumps

>>60607656
mushits are insufferable

>>60607640
>you have to study to remove ur fear

Any good specific resources because I need to get rid of my fear but I don't even know where to start looking and all youtube videos lately seem that they're just full of fluff

>>60607677
>emergency fund
Just credit card/personal loan lol. What do you have no cash flow or something? Lmao.

>>60607674
no stock is guarantees to do well, you need to learn risk management
when you buy you need to have an exit strategy as well

you cant expect to make money without making an effort to be smarter than half your competition

>>60605580
Up 5.59% in the wild and wacky Robinhood options acct
Up 0.15% in the boomer funds & "swing trade" fidelity but and hold acct

>>60607695
lmao i just learned by lurking during covid and having too much time to read and google every term i dont understand lol

it s easier to hit massive gains as a poorfag since with only $10k you can make some riskier plays that you can recover from with a wageslave job that someone would never do with $100k
im stuck in 6 fig hell currently, it was a lot easiee to 2x when i only had $10k to worry bout since id just put it all into my highest conviction play, if i go -30% i could reasonably recover with a wagie job

Green by EU

>>60607701
I'm leveraging debt in like five different ways in good conditions it's nice to just have a pile for bad surprises

oh wow, Futures recovering. Green by open

WHERE DO I SEE FUTURES?????

>>60607736
have you tried the first link under pre-market and live data in the OP?

Why is the stock market reacting negatively to economic freedom from Canadian tyranny boss?

i'm afraid to spend money in ways that would improve my life because i might need it to improve my life later

>Trump to use presidential authority to send weapons to Ukraine, sources say http://reut.rs/3GFhVKD

kek

>>60607785
Yeah.

>>60607791
and in the end i'll probably die with my life completely unimproved and my dumbass siblings will inherit all of my money

>>60607790
>>Trump to use presidential authority to send weapons to Ukraine, sources say http://reut.rs/3GFhVKD
>kek
and he always was
Same thing for iraq, afghanistan, syria when he got in during his first term

That shit isn't going to change.

>>60607614
>single
>only saving 10% of pre-tax income
Are you a cokehead? You should be stacking 30% at least, DCA into bitcoin or SSO or QLD

>>60607802
It's funny. People thought he'd stop supporting Ukraine and now he sends weapons singlehandedly. Might add a loveletter.

It's so funny to see people get mad at drumpf when market goes down and then get even madder when market goes up and make up all sorts of reasons why market goes up is actually bad under dermpft

Such is life in the dormpf presidency

>>60607785
I hear ya

>>60607807
>It's funny. People thought he'd stop supporting Ukraine and now he sends weapons singlehandedly. Might add a loveletter.
it was kinda funny watching people mindbroken either way (trump haters or trump fans) getting really worked about it
this was always going to happen.

>>60607808
>It's so funny to see people get mad at drumpf when market goes down and then get even madder when market goes up and make up all sorts of reasons why market goes up is actually bad under dermpft
>Such is life in the dormpf presidency
they are mind broken faggots
They want the market to tank, get mad when it does, then get mad even when the economy recovers

And they get more mad when it recovers because they can't articulate exactly why they are mad. It's an answer in search of a question. "why is drumpf cheeto hitler so bad and wrong and evil and stupid?"
When he's successful they go blue screen. They literally cannot handle it

Such is the life of a hater. when the guy you're cheering against wins... not good!

>>60607823
>>60607830
me when Taco sissies screeched about daddy putin then memory hole it when he supports ukraine. Scrodinger's orange man. Both outcomes are actually bad. Brampf is a TACO when he doesnt bomb iran, he is a retard when he does. They are scraping the barrel to bash him. They bash him for leading with his right foot and criticize him for leading with his left the next day. He simultaneously is a chicken for taking tariffs back but also keeping them on and net tariffs are still higher since inauguration and tariff revenues are already estimated to be 100b since the start of the year. tariffs are here already is what people dont realize. we have them already.
>B-but trampfl always cucks out!! he repealed tariffs
They say as I splatter their rainbow hair tranny brains all over the wall

I want all never brumpers to know YOU LOST and DONALD J TRUMP IS THE 45TH AND 47TH PRESIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Its over for sideline cucks.

>>60607830
>they can't articulate exactly why they are mad

I think this is really it, I see it a lot in libs now. They can't exactly articulate what they're so upset about. They're just... angry...

>>60607801
Niblings for me.

>>60607801
I'm going to try and live forever and maybe use cryonics and store my wealth with a trust o algo

>>60607345
>I am a purchasing manager for a major aerospace manufacturer based in the Seattle Washington area (hint hint). One of many for that particular company
>Tariffs are literally NOTHING. You just switch to a domestic source and avoid the tariffs.
I work for a big 5 defense contractor (IE, also major aerospace) and you are outing yourself as a fucking retard. “Just switch suppliers bro” lmfao you dumb nigger. Just because youre a monkey that presses that button doesnt mean it doesnt affect cost and schedule
Anyways, yeah, traders are huge faggots. Are you new?

>>60607859
>>they can't articulate exactly why they are mad
>I think this is really it, I see it a lot in libs now. They can't exactly articulate what they're so upset about. They're just... angry...
what's worse is when they win. They're still mad
that happened when jow biden got in in 2020

liberals are just a mental illness pretending to be a political movement. They are spiteful mutants and upset, and looking for someone to blame for their shitty lives.
Letting them vote was a mistake.

Fuck N's
Fuck K's
Fuck T's
Fuck J's

>>60607889
Both sides are deranged, but one side sucks Israel's dick a lot harder than the other.

>>60607802
patriots have gotten back in control

>>60605964
the cost of borrowing money is factored into all leveraged ETFs so if borrowing costs are lower they decay slower in value over time.
This is the only reason TQQQ is up over %20000 since its inception because of ZIRP

>>60607912
>Both sides are deranged, but one side sucks Israel's dick a lot harder than the other.
the left becoming openly hostile to israel is honestly very white pilling. And they are doing it for very reasonable reasons. Israel is committing genocide because they are evil motherfuckers. They always were. now it's just out in the open.
now, all we have to do is get the right wing on board.
once trump is out of office, I think the right wing will continue on its normal course of becoming more antisemitic. It never really stopped, it's just that the establishment doesn't like (((noticing))). The young up and comer conservatives are all very aware of "fellow whites".

>>60607640
fundamentals dont matter in this market
the game has changed

>>60607640
>if you identify and learn that a company is intrinsically worth 1 billion but it is only trading at 500 million then you would have no fear buying for a 2x potential
>it is that easy
Is there somewhere that just lists what companies are intrinsically worth, or do you have to figure it out?

Tariff raw materials that you don't produce at home to help manufacturing. Orange is a genius!

>>60608012
his epstein comments have also turned all of the conspiracy psychopaths in his fanbase against him

Stating the extremely obvious but man bezos really is one absurdly wealthy mofo. Casually selling 800 million worth of stock to buy a wedding gift. Fucking crazy.

>>60607803
10% into the hysa
Rest just kinda sits in my savings account

>>60607431
two more weeks.

Threadly Astrological Report:
Tonight is the a full moon, the so-called Buck Moon. Patterns of the last two days should continue as the Moon weighs heavily on the minds of men. Expect the reigning market irrationality to slowly subside through the waning gibbous phase as the Moon's influence on the Earth relaxes, until the 18th/19th. Possible dump around then?

>>60607336
its already recovered retard. nothing stops this train.

>>60608050
Forgot to mention, the Moon is currently in Capricorn

>>60608031
>his epstein comments have also turned all of the conspiracy psychopaths in his fanbase

lollmao, stop talking about Epstein, this is literal antisemitism. Stop it now, or you'll get deported.

>>60608102
>lollmao, stop talking about Epstein, this is literal antisemitism. Stop it now, or you'll get deported.
oymao
such antisemitism, haha, stop it
STOP IT
haha. Stop.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>60607422
You are completely delusional

how long does this bull market last?

And europeans buy

>>60608164
>how long does this bull market last?
forever and ever, until it doesn't
and NO ONE will predict the crash when it happens. Just like the last times

>>60605482
Kek

>>60608175
Not so sure about that.

Funny how every asset class is just doubling in value every few years now lmao, the system has become uncontrollable

>>60608209
because fiat is becoming more worthless as the decades go by

>>60608209
Well, yeah. When Trump implements 50% tariffs on copper, 50% on brazil which is essentially a 50% tariff on coffee, it's not so hard to see why not. And since I was >>60608204
predicting that. I'm inclined to predict Trump wants this shit to happen in order to pump Crypto ad absurdum due to his and his families involvement in Crypto.

A few weeks ago I saw somebody ask him about it (I think) and he said all his assets are in a blind trust controlled by his family members. How the fuck is it a BLIND TRUST, when one of your family members controls/governs it?

BTC is back at ATH for no particular reason too. What's the outlook for the rest of 2025?

>>60608209
Take on as much debt as possible, and use the asset classes to pay it off.
Easy

>>60608228
There, thanks @grok

>>60608204
what is that image saying?

>>60608244
Can you read this one?

Why is that faggot bezos dumping stock?

Mayday

These fuckin instant reversals, not one second to think

>>60608342
getting ready for the alimony

>>60608426
>>60608426
>>60608426

>>60607356
Trump will just allow them to work and have the Tim Horton's franchise owner be responsible for them