I'm a poor fag. I have maybe £6000 in the bank, so what stocks would you guys say are best to Invest in...
A. for a solid and decent reliable return,
B. for a Chance of rapid and degenerate success? say doubling my money in a brief period?

>>60607195 (OP)
Lol

>>60607195 (OP)
You're British, so open a stocks and shares ISA, put all the money in it, wait for the next market shock and then go all in on a 3x long tech stock. That's probably the "safest" way to double your money quickly

>>60607195 (OP)
XRP and GME, wait till the end of 2025 fall.

I don't know anything about euro stonks, I think they're engineered to prevent you from making any money whatsoever and your brokers are literal decades behind ours in customer features.

>>60607195 (OP)
Go all in on KAS

You can buy it on Kraken .

Hold it until 2028 ,
Enjoy having an easy life after that.

>>60607195 (OP)
>>60608220
Putting £6k in a mutual fund via stock and shares ISA right now is the fastest way to turn £6000 into £1500 2026.

If you want to do ISAs, put it in the highest cash isa paying 4-5% and wait for the unrest. Last time crash was 2008/9 and it was people looting trainers and 50 inch plasmas in 2011. When/if the crash comes, buy in something like ARM. But realising they are the opposite of NVIDIA and not going to moon. Simple energy efficient processors that perform simple tasks.

Don't buy in arm right now... Even if it goes up a bit, you don't dump your entire savings into the only b'ish tech company after it's pump to ATM.

This time they've imported just enough migrants to piss of the population against the new arrivals instead of the people who allowed it to happen. When markets dump and things get actually tough, you'll know. Because you'll be think of spending the £6000 on meeting living expenses.

If you've got 6k in a cash ISA (not LISA) you can withdraw anytime or convert to stocks and shares. So if you want to time something, you need to wait for dump, not speculative gambling now.

pick up a good fresh meme

>>60607195 (OP)
>>60607195 (OP)
Buy BAT
Token of Brave browser which was created by the maker of both JavaScript and Mozilla
It's extremely undervalued

>>60607195 (OP)
Get a better job, even if you put 6k in a shitcoin u won't be doing much than pissing in the wind.

I'm also from UK, Im into 7 figs before 30. I can tell you, you already lost poor fag no way to make it in this hell for saken shithole tax crazy dystopia curry smelling island. Now can you please show me where you keep the meal deals please.

Every reply on this thread is a bot apart from >>60609180
But his advice is likely to loose you all your money since you probably have no risk tolerance & chances are what he is saying ain't happening, cause nothing ever happens.

Just throw your 6k in S&S ISA and get a better job/income. wasting your time on 6k.

>>60607195 (OP)
All in KTA you gonna double your investment by next month

>>60609307
>loose
>calling others bots

You're a bot or at the very least not, ethnically English. KYS

>>60607195 (OP)
>get rich quick?
serf mentality. only serfs think this way. you gotta snap out of it.

>>60607195 (OP)
A) bitcoin, it's the best performing asset, alternatively microstrategy/Strategy. Hopefully it pull back from the new ATH, but you never know when it's going to rip higher.

B)MSTY. An ETF that sell options on microstrategy and pay out a ridiculously fat monthly dividend. They launched a European version of it, which (probably) kind of suck compare to the US listed one, but people have calculated that it should have ~50% yield.

>>60609371
Lad im Welsh. 90% of the replies in this thread are just telling him to look at pajeet shitcoin 300, He might be new and actually fall for it & get scammed, many such cases lol.

>>60609421
Shut up about YM on here. Less these losers know the better.

>>60609422
I was correct

>>60609441
Technically, anon, you are correct. lol

Put all £6000 into HEX and stake it for 5 years.

>>60609307
If OP is going to time the market they should at least understand that they stand a better chance doing so waiting, and the best place to do that is in a cash ISA. Then entering whatever they're gonna do (Bitcoin, Gold, Specific stocks they understand, passive mutual fund or index fund, geographical location of fund) and then entering with their 6k when there is 'blood on the streets'.

Maybe you just wanna wait a year in a cash ISA, then Cost average the 6k as 500per month into a stocks and shares isa over a year after, when or a during the market dips. You can do that at 250per month over 2 years...

You stand to lose at the rate out shitty currency is devalued against goods currently. And 4.5% isn't going to outperform cost of living. But your advice of 'throwing it in a stocks and shares isa' like buying in at the top of the market into something like a vanguard lifestrategy xx/xx is just cashing out some boomers gains who've already been rinsed for 20% of said gains from St James Place.

OP just be aware, now is a great time to lose money. No matter what you do now you're buying high. It's not about doubling your money, it's about waiting for everyone elses to half and slithering in. 4.5% guaranteed even if the currency is devaluing at a greater rate with £6200 in the bank 2026 is comfy when you're watching people freak out withdrawing their entire pensions when market is down 30%.

>>60609678
You're correct, but all that effort for 6k? He needs to focus on his income clearly/job path/business.

Somebody like me with 7 figures yes, wealth preservation is worth all the effort your putting in, but not 6k. Waste of time, just throw that shit in savings or Tracker and get on with a better income.

Lets just admit anyway, in UK its over for you unless you are born into wealth, or like me get super lucky with a business idea young. Maybe I'm too much of a chud, I just can't see the UK in any other light right now.

>>60609678
You don't think it's worth just riding it out a few more months? I'm also sidelined, idk what to do besides short-term trading with a stop loss.
>>60609748
what do you think is worth doing with 80k in the bank? I already make 112k before taxes and save about 40k per year. Also got about 80k as well in my 401k index funds. I'm debating either trading on the side to increase my income or just auto stacking bitcoin for the next decade

>>60607195 (OP)
buy and hold Bitcoin

Realistically you need to be all in on crypto, preferably memecoins, but not BTC because it's not worth it anymore. It's your only hope of escaping the poor shithole that is the UK with that small amount of money. Maybe you can land a 10x or 100x if you buy the right coins

>>60607195 (OP)
Top signal

>>60609748
>>60610265
McWagies is £12ph. And compared to a few years ago minimum wage is very good. All the 30-50k jobs are the people suffering relatively from forced overpayment of McMinwagies and government jobs. Cost of goods increase, fiscal drag.

Depends where OP is from... They can't just McWagie 60hrs a week in a seaside town if they got 30hrs a week contract and pay their own way.

If you live with your parents in their ex-council house or in social housing rent free you're all set.

>>60610265
>You don't think it's worth just riding it out a few more months? I'm also sidelined, idk what to do besides short-term trading with a stop loss.
The stupidest thing you could do is buy in with everything you have approaching top of markets. You don't get to 'ride it out' for a few more months and cash out at £7000. You watch that 7k hit 4.5k over the weekend and by the time your sell order is processed you're at 4100. If you're going in now... Like this week... You need to ride it out for 5 years+. Not riding it for 3 months and cashing out at top, Cash out at top doesn't happen.

Chill with cash in high interest cash ISA with no withdraw penalty, buy in cheap later.

You asked how to get rich quick... Your opportunity now, is to buy in cheap after a crash, that is something you can control. Buy in now and cash out top in next 2-3 months is just stupid. It's like playing roulette with 10 additonal zeros.

If you're in the UK pete matthews is good. At least for explaining what is available to you even if you completely disregard his advice or disagree with it.

And don't buy any shitcoin. Plan for what you are going to when there's blood in the streets. And something like buying into £3000 mutual funds and £1000 in BTC £1000 in top10 coins where you are capable of holding keys off exchange and start a 1g a month gold subscription with Tavex or something today.

>>60607195 (OP)
put 1000$ on cheapest biotech penny stocks and hope for the best

>>60610719
If you want to actively do something buy the 1g of gold per month subscription for 1 year. Your cost averaging £1000-1500 into gold by next year. Might go up, might go down.

Then Put £6000 into a cash ISA today. Withdraw £100 per month to cover your gold subscription.

When bitcoin crashes (even if it hits 200k and crashes back to 100k) Buy £1000 bitcoin after the crash. Cost average in £200 per month for 6 months AFTER/ DURING THE CRASH. After 6 months crashing it might still dip from 50k to 20k when a 2011 wallet makes a move.

Put £1000 into other top10 coins at the same time, or DCA after the crash

You're positioning yourself to enter at the bottom for the easy money in 2030.

You've missed 2020-2025... It's not your fault. It's out of your control. 2026-2028 recession is your time to buy in. And that is the fastest way.

>>60607195 (OP)
£6k? First tenner for these wee beauties. Wear them near a premier inn’s backdoor. You’ll be coining it in pronto

im 80 iq, i say work a job and buy each paycheck btc gold sovereign add to isa like others say and buy sp500 dont look at chart just see the money go up

>>60609259
What's the case for this being undervalued?

>>60607195 (OP)
>$6.000 capital
>"reliable" return
>rapid and degenerate success
And you are asking about stocks? You will have 'reliable' returns with those yes but don't expect much of anything with 6k only. No "rapid" nor "degenerate" success with those either. This is why so many zoomers like you (and me) partake in the memecoin market. It's volatile and it's risky and it fucking sucks 90% of the time, but if you avoid pomp fun and similar mass rugging honeypots like it you should be fine. Look for shit made on Solana that didn't die after their first week in the market. Angels, Wif, that kind of thing. Don't try to be early for anything you will get raped and gay little cabals ran by 19 year old nerds will ruin you financially speaking. Just find shit that has lived for a little while and has decent price action going with some liquidity behind it and pray. If you are 100% new with all of this you should invest like 20 bucks or whatever on a few and get comfortable with slippage and shit.

Good luck yn you'll need it.

>>60609422
>Lad im Welsh
Opinion discarded

>>60607195 (OP)
The paradox is that trying to get rich quick will actually get you poorer quick

>>60607195 (OP)

I would go to tavex, get as much physical gold 1oz Britannia's. Make sure to get Brits, they are more valuable in bong because no capital gains.

Then wait to see if BTC crashes to about 60k, maybe buy in 65k since you don't want to miss the bottom. I'm partially hoping BTC continues going up, but historically it crashes a bit every 4-5 years in line with global M2. Even if it doesn't crash, gold will still hedge you against inflation.

>>60612616
After millions more users of Brave browser since its launch BAT is still scraping close to it's all time low despite being one of the only crypto with an actual use case. All you have to do is accumulate and wait patiently for the bullrun of bullruns it's due

>>60607195 (OP)
I am also a broke in the uk my 2.3k is in some yield bearing bitcoin defi platform earning 5% interest in bitcoin (Inb4 why I’m broke you tard it is either this or gambling on shitters), another 1k is in liquid cash.

>>60614723
true

>>60607195 (OP)
Companies with big BTC hodls that haven’t ran. So not mstr or whatever labs but like semler scientific and marathon digital.

>>60614809
Me on the top right.

>>60607195 (OP)
>£
What the fuck is that?
You have 6000 magic autism symbols?
Take your meds

>>60607195 (OP)
>How to get rich quick?

1: Ask super AI to design robot women
2. put doll silicone over your robot
3. sell to super horny Indians

>>60609421
Wow I get 1 euro per share....

And get taxed on that...