>Trump threatens tariffs/etc.
>Markets go down (buy dip).
>Trump backs down.
>Markets go up.
Please tell me you've made money from this easily predictable pattern. Even a r/WSB npc could predict this.

>>60646284 (OP)
One of my best trades this year was rolling over in bed at 4am to see Trump released a SOL shitter so I verified and spot bought at $15, went back to sleep. Was eating egg salad later and just casually sold it all at $72 with a sandwich in my hand.

>>60646337
Excellent.
I've made 5,000 bucks by buying 500$ of stuff anytime Trump threatens tariffs or Powell, or makes Elon angry. It's like free money.
Why is no one here talking about it.

>>60646284 (OP)
Welp, the spending package included in the big beautiful bill increased debt, making the US even more overleveraged, driving yields up and making retail investors very happy.

No.

But I wish I had put all my money into DJT 2 years ago when it was cheap.
>>60646337
Also this, since I saw it at 3 bucks but didn't buy.