>practice girlfriend just asked me how “our” crypto was doing

>>60651052 (OP)
punch her in the dick

>practice girlfriend
(male)?

"i'll tell you... if you just eat out my asshole real quick, babe"

>>60651052 (OP)
the worst thing you can do as a man is waste your good years on a woman you won't spend your bad years with.

>>60651052 (OP)
Memorize your seed phrase.
Tell her she isn't getting anything and have separate bank accounts.
Get a solid diamond unbreakable prenup.
Never tell anyone how much crypto you have, especially a woman.

>>60651086
you need practice gfs to increase your value as a male because women do not like inexperienced men

>>60651127
>women do not like inexperienced men

you're a virgin in school aren't you

>>60651086
wow, big truth here, listen up

Time to deflate her and put her back in her drawer.

>>60651052 (OP)

>>60651127
this is strangely true. men that can attract women are in return more attractive to other women. it subconsciously checks off a bunch of boxes for you in her head (regardless if you actually check them). having a girlfriend or even a date at an event, will get more women to walk up and talk to you and show interest. it's the strangest thing ever, but if you are khhv i promise just for a little while, date the fat woman that you know was into you and i promise you can branch from that point. it sounds stupid but trust.

>>60651624
>date the fat woman that you know was into you and i promise you can branch from that point. it sounds stupid but trust.
LMAO. All the guys who do this end up as the plapjak meme and married.

>>60651624
Its called social proof, it also helps you get jobs because the hr roastie is vibe based

>tfw fell in love with the practise gf

>We will now have to move in together

>At one point in life im probably gonna have to come clean and tell her what she is, it will break her heart the poor thing

>practice gf is 19 and fine as fuck

Trust me, having a practice gf is a complete waste of time but I really don’t mind wasting it with her.

>>60651052 (OP)
>practice son is developing autism
>practice wife is getting fat and doesn’t take care of the house
>practice liver is starting to fail from the beer I have been drinking for practice
Thank god this is just practice. When my real life begins I’ll have plenty of experience.

>>60651679
>having a practice gf is a complete waste of time
no it's not, you learn how stupid women really are

>>60651086
>>60651624
This always happens to me. Spend too much time single and wanting a gf. And then when I get a gf all of a sudden a bunch of women throw themselves at me. I think it’s the devil trying to sabotage me.

>>60651743
>practice girlfriend

>>60651086
A gold digger cannot be considered a woman
I had a good time with my ex, and I don't even resent her (even though she kept my N64)
If we were still together and she saw what I got with only shitcoins and shido, we would probably still have problems, but not about money

this is a business forum

>>60653192
practice girlfriends are absolutely business

>>60651052 (OP)
However your crypto is doing, tell her 1/2 of it. Next time shut up. At the cycle top tell her 1/3 of it.

>>60651091
Prenups only last ten years desu

>>60651052 (OP)
>this again
why would you tell her in the first place retard
time to leave and restart or figure out a way to pretend you lost it all

>>60653192
practice business forum

>>60654312
yeah, better to just put your money in Monero and say there was a tragic accident where you dropped your hardware wallet into a lake.

my practice gf (and only gf) to this day is the only girl I maintained a mutual relationship with, every other chick has gone cuckoo or had a bridge burning conflict with
majority of women are fucked, even the ones from third world countries

>>60651624
>>60651086
this sounds like a lot of cope to simply justify wanting to have sex with low value women.

>>60651086
Wrong, the worst thing you can do as a man is end up as a wage slave. What are you even talking about “waste your best years on a woman you won’t be with forever” lmao. That is true for Women, not men. Men can fuck a parade of women and discard them with no negative consequences.

>>60651086
Women are too frail to spend bad years with a man unless he was far too out of their league

I guess I'm in the minority of men in here, but I have 3 practice gfs and I'm exhausted, I need to drop 2 of them already and can't make my mind on which, even though I know one should already go. I'm meeting one this evening and another tomorrow.

>>60655869
After I lose all my practice money in gaycoins I can make real money in the stock market