jeet edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60649670

>>60651384 (OP)
What do stocks do that BTC doesn't?

HIGHER

word on street is KIND shareholders have higher chance of meeting nubile neighbourhood girls

Buy SBSW

LOWER

>>60651418
those are your bags

>>60651384 (OP)
Where the fuck is the volume?

>>60651384 (OP)
B A Y H O R S E S I L V E R(TICKER;BHS)

>>60651450
they are waiting for something

Hoaxsters in control.

>>60651341
PLUG got over-sold and then over-shorted due to a lot of factors, some of which were pretty genuine concerns about its ability to continually finance themselves. Those issues have already been pretty well-resolved though and it looks like they're actually on a real path to profitability, so the stock's starting to turn around. I think it's not going to really break out until they really start reporting solid profitability though, which IMO is still 2 - 3 years out from where we are. Unless it becomes braindead obvious that's where the company's heading and investors just jump in ahead of time.

Copium for UNHygenic anons
>recommended hold time: 3 months

>>60651404
>>60651442
Snorted and dare i say, kek'd

>>60651472
thanks. i suppose a bag or two wouldn't hurt

Looks like I'm losing all my money again because I'm dumb.

>>60651463
There is OPEX today, but that should mean more moves. Maybe waiting until just before the options close?

Swedish Defence niggas... WE FUCKING WON

When is he going to fire Powell that stupid faggot

>>60651384 (OP)
Symbotic has been a fuckin demon this year. I bought 1500 shares of lucid at 1.5 so hopefully rich people start dickmeasuring with their lucid airs

>I am up 138%
>On QS of all things
I'm scared

Sorry I got a lot on my plate right now

>>60651384 (OP)
This is so fucking funny. I used to work at Citi in Tampa and I can confirm it was extremely challenging. Not only the language barrier but they act like they understand something but obviously have no clue how banking works. What pissed me off the most is how sexist the Indian males were to Indian women. There is something in their culture where they completely disrespect their women and I had to speak up on a few occasions on the women’s behalf.

It’s not only the Indians though, Citi has a huge Chinese workforce as well that are based in China. They literally do not understand anything you’re saying. Idk what’s worse: Indians acting like they understand or Chinese who can’t understand anything.

>>60651521
The Indian/African man thing of always pretending to understand is a nightmare in bio labs. Chinese men and women I’ve worked with have always been pretty solid, despite the bad rap they have for paper mills etc

>GME
UUUUUUUUUHHHH IM GONNA CUM

>>60651521
How many currybunnies did you plap?

>>60651512
Are you a homosexual or are you a woman?

>Trump pushes for 15-20% minimum tariff on all EU goods

>>60651574
An investor

>>60651503
>OPEN

I just bought $1500 in calls. I feel very Reddit.

>>60651581
I think that number is far too low, 50% tariffs on alcohol, 35% on autos, and a baseline 25% on everything else. This shit could have been implemented fucking decades ago, but Obama was too much of a commie boss.

>>60651555
Please refrain from spilling GME Baggie behavior outside the containment thread.

>>60651555
checked, based coomcat

IT'S A TRUMP SPERGOUTLADDER ATTACK

>>60651521
The Chinese will not pretend to understand, if the language barrier is confusing they will at least repeatedly try to break through it. Indians always pretend to know, it's considered polite or something. In India if you ask for directions and point 'is it this way?' they will say yes, then you point the other way and say 'oh so it is this way' and they say yes, all smiles. It is really fucking annoying.

>>60651601
>stock market general
>do not post about a stock in the stock market general
someone got blown the fuck out by reddit like a retard

>>60651612
I didnt get blown out because I dont hold GME. Stupid homo.

>>60651618
Baggies made me $10k, gme is based

new to stock market. got 20k.

how can i make 1-2k by next week

>>60651638
Sell cash secured puts

>>60651612
GME is more a cult than a stock now. And not one of the fun cuts with all the sex and drugs. The other kind where they all kill themselves in the end.

>>60651642
what mean?

>>60651638
Buy 20k worth of 0dte SPY puts

>>60651649
https://gprivate.com/6ho1v

>>60651653
pissed at myself for paperhanding my spy puts and selling at a loss when i could have waited less than an hour to net a 2x. fucking hell

Fellas consider the following
>Powell gets sacked
>new jeet/kike/kikejeet appointed cuts rates
Result, line go up
>Powell stays
>this somehow restores faith to the system
Result, line go up
I'm slurping.

man i sold my shorts and soon after the market crashes...

>>60651648
Remember when smg was saying gme was going to go bankrupt with $4bn like Sears and now they have $9bn? I can't wait to stop rolling my puts for when they finally go bankrupt

Might just be a "shut the computer and go find something else to do" kind of Friday if you're a bull.

I know I will get burnt from penny stocks, but man those 40% in one day up swings are so alluring.

>>60651675
line probably actually goes down if powell gets sacked, low rates are good but the idea of a non-independent fed is very very bad for the market

>>60651648
>>60651680
GME is crab city now
They could have been buying SPYI/SCHD/QQQI/DGRO and made not only a ton of fucking money, but also a nice dividend flow.

>>60651694
my 'folio is green doe

>>60651700
Exactly. They still see it as some major squeeze play, living in a market from 5 years ago. It is priced appropriately for a dying brick and mortar retailer. Aren't most games downloaded now anyways?

Don't get me started on the BBBYfags.

>>60651698
It would be priced in at that point.
Take whatever logic you have and inverse it, thats the rule with clown market

>>60651521
>Idk what’s worse: Indians acting like they understand or Chinese who can’t understand anything.
Chinese not understanding is preferable to Indians saying they do, they you find out they do not. At last I know the Chinese doesn't understand BEFORE I assign them to do something. Indians who say "yes sir, of course sir, I have it covered sir" then fuck up the entire operation waste considerably more time and money from the exercise.

wow my broker has over 50 owners on meme stock shilled here

>>60651592
I bought because of the housewife zestimate meme

>>60651521
>just applied to Citi in Tampa
what a fucking coincidence

WTF WAS THAT

Did I buy the top for SBET at $40, I genuinely thought ETH would go above $4k

Slurped
Just a little closer to permaNEETing
This is already a low middle class salary in some thirdie holes
I would have loaded up my Roth but fucking fidelity takes forever with transfers to settle

>>60651757
hope you had a protective put as insurance

>>60651757
same boat, I bought ETHU and am wondering if it's a bad idea to hold over the weekend

>>60651754
and on absolutely no news!

Who still sells on tariff news? I am seriously interested in getting to the bottom of this. Look at the volume on the red candles. I refuse to believe it's Wall Street, yet who else could be dumping hundreds of thousands of shares in an instant? Don't tell me algos either, because Wall Street controls the settings of their algos.

>>60651751
I wonder if working in finance is comfy. I have a PhD in bioscience but academic work is badly payed and the pharma isn’t so keen on hiring at the moment

wtf happened to lantheus (LNTH)
line keeps going down the past few days

>>60651751
Top jej. Hope you enjoy curry, it’s like 70% Indians onsite lmao. Also, be prepared to hear them argue over each other constantly in Zoom meetings. They never cut off white men, but their culture encourages screaming and arguing with each other, it’s so fucking frustrating.

>>60651521
>Respecting women

>>60651801
>working in Investment banking
hell on earth
>working in private equity
Impossible to suffer

>>60651800
The opening was horrible, bunch of spikes all over the place so I made a bit of cash and went away.

>>60651800
Perhaps some algos think Trump has been emboldened by a lsck of inflationary response to tariffs and therefore won’t back down.

But as for me, I am a passive investor so whatever. The only thing I try to “time” is my next big contribution.

>>60651821
Surely that shit is about to implode soon

>>60651821
>financial advisory

Depends. I inherited a book of business from a senior advisor that retired abruptly with no plan/line of succession. First year was absolute hell but it’s pretty comfy now.

Just how low is UNH going to go? I mean really. Thought the bottom would be $290.

Dump or pump in 2.

>>60651855
Stay strong until earnings, believe in the institution and board Jews

>>60651855
>>60651863
kek baggies

>>60651863
I don't think ive ever seen ANYTHING pump on earnings
You always sell before the reality check, no matter how good the report its either not good enough or priced in

>>60651831
Even so, they surely know retail is still overwhelmingly bullish, so why would the algos panic dump all at once when they can slowly offload onto retail at record prices without making any waves

>Netflix shares fall as weak dollar-driven forecast fails to impress
oh its just the economy actually collapsing now

>>60651868
>>60651878
Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

>>60651855
>buying health insurance stocks right before the largest generation in history is about to die
What were you thinking?

>>60651897
the Eternal Boomer will never die. They will cling to life out of sheer narcissism and outlast the heat death of the universe.

>>60651611
>>60651611
>>60651611

Don't say you didn't know.

>>60651917
Anyone holding gme from 2021 is down 70% now.

>>60651897
You spend all your money on health insure before you’re about to die Einstein, it’s not my FAULT I’m a BAGGIE

>>60651907
The very last boomer right as his body begins failing but right before finally flatlining is going to push the button that sends the nukes just to make sure that his generation is guaranteed to be the last to be happy.

>>60651950
Nah, 2nd to last, he's going to gloat to his buddy before croaking boss.

>>60651950
and risk his 85 vacation homes? He only has two payments left on a third of them!

>>60651942
He bought along with Cohen at ~$4 pre split price, even if he didn't sell (he did, it says right there in the article) he'd still be up 40x, dumbass.

I’m curious about the demographics of SMG but I can’t be arsed making a straw pool, please reply with your age and firstie/commie/thirdie and port size

>>60651978
I am 27 firstie 80k USD

just made a quick millie and I am resident of a tax haven so it's all mine
what are you guys up to?

>>60651978
42
American (are we still first? I think we're more like Brazil socioeconomically and demographically)
~925k

>>60651993
Would you be willing to give me $100,000?

>>60651978
20, europoor, 9k USD

>>60652004
depends on what I get in return

>>60651993
getting fucked by TSLA boss

Just fuckin dump already

> find an eternally crabbing stock like gme or ford
> sell a 2 year expiring, maximum itm bull put spread


What is the downside to this? I mean you get a boatload of money to invest now, and you have 2 years to:

1) Stock goes up : you win.
2) stock goes nowhere: you win.
3) stock goes to 0: you lose a bit, and the reinvested money will surely have doubled in 2 years.

>>60651581
*art of deals in your path*

>>60651978
27
20k cash

halp!!

>>60651999
Checked and everywhere is like that (except Scotland, which is more like Russia demographically
t.
>>60652006
Please specify firstie or commie euro

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>60652045
>Russia demographically
ah yes European birth rates and African life expectancies

>>60652056
Indeed

>>60652013
dax crashed like the world is ending

RIP VELOSAREPTA

>SRPT down another 40% today
>90% in the last year
>They just can’t stop killing clinical triialists


Shkreli on suicide watch and in the craziest retard meme stock bull market since 2021

>>60651883
don't tell the mumus

>>60652045
firstie

>>60652024
Well looking at the F option chain I came up with this.
>tie up $300 for 2 years
>collect 25% immediately, but that's all you get for 2 years and you're on the hook if it goes down.
Seems retarded, why not just take the $300 sell an SPY OTM bull put spread collect 50% or lose 50% by end of day Monday boss?

>>60652035
Do indexes if you’re smart and buy UNH and WOLF if you’re lucky
>>60652100
Tanks

>>60651942
the gamestop derangement syndrome in smg is hilarious to witness

>>60652086
I check on SRPT and QBTS every single day even though I have no positions in either just to see how Shkreli is doing

SHKRELI WANTS MORE

Can someone tell me why BMNR has a lower marketcap than SBET considering both hold similar amounts of ETH?
Is there an arbitrage play here? Long BMNR, short SBET

>>60651612
Smg will forever seethe because everyone here got fudded out of buying gme by a literal pajeet and now smg has done whatever the opposite of marrying a stock is

>>60652116
Dude there’s like one post about it every ten generals

>coinbase does 8%+
>loses it all again
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT IS GOING ON?!?!?

>>60652155
should have sold when it was green. don't you know tariffs are super bearish for crypto specifically!

>Market goes up
>Smooth in one go
>minor pullback
>market goes down
>2 strong V

Unbelievable nothingburger day

>>60652130
I bought one of each just so it is on the front page of my brokerage.

>>60652108
This is a quick example per spread. Doesn't seem too bad.

>>60652181
I mean Baggie is kinda right, it probably doesn’t beat indexes

why am i green?

>>60652203
Whatahavayabeen buyin?

>>60652213
Hehehe, THANK YOU

what do I put 20k in to double it, I have no patience btw

>>60652171
its friday dipshit

You should really need two posts in order to post, done with these 1pbtid, bosses

>>60652213
im pretty much all SOXL/TQQQ

I think I'm buying 5 shares of SRPT

>>60652181
>>60652191
And what if the cock sucker who's holding the long end of your shorts decides to assign you a pile of shares since they're deep ITM and probably have shit liquidity anyway boss?

>>60652147
And anytime someone mentions it smg's eldest faggots that got blown out on options because "muh bankruptcy" have to bitch about it

>>60652242
ffs, had to transfer money to my accoutn first, missed 10cent.

YOLO’ing my 20K in BTOG

>>60652255
Not an optionsfag personally, one retardation does not cancel out another

>>60651978
>32
>American mullato ubermensch supremacy
>10k port, 50k cash

I hope everyone has adequate GOOGL holdings for Wednesday earnings.

MOOGLIES RISE UP

Meta looks undervalued considering the AI is not priced in yet..

>>60652268
>GOOGL
I don't trade NIFTY stocks

meta looks undervalued.. considering street hasn’t priced in AI

i have no clue what the meme is behind SRPT, but their EBITDA is insane. i'm in

>>60652268
My second largest holding. I am ready to be raped again.

Well guys I lost all my money on calls again. Not killing myself, just I have to recognize as a 43 year old man that my life has been pretty bad compared to others. So hey I wish you guys well and I hope you have a better life than I have had.

Why are we red?

>>60652299
Trump talking about tariffs again.

>>60652165
Today tariff news?

>>60652288
happens

>>60652268
Are you trying to convince me to buy calls on that Alphabet company?

or it also may be a totally different company

I sense sourhour in 1 hour. Just derisk, because of Trump.

>>60652322
>because of trump

Yea im gonna buy instead, thanks tho

>>60652213
A good section of my port is in drones right now. It's been the best decision I've made so far this year.

>>60652313
The stock spiked up $1.80 before my option liquidated. So I have $1900 left. So my luck isn't zero, but it is low.

>>60652317

I’m not qualified to give financial advice

But if I was I’d let you know it’s my largest holding and to expect $225 ATH this year with $300 achievable end of next year

They are the absolute winners of AI gold rush thus far

>>60652288
Hey man. Its just money. Remember, you'll be miserable forever regardless of your wealth. Forever.

>>60652339
did I steal this moogle meme from you a few years ago boss?

>>60652333

You just got trips and theres about a 1 in 1,000 chance so id say your luck is about to turn friendo

Be kind to yourself and put it all on googl calls

I just bought my first mutual funds yesterday and now trump announces tariffs on the eu.
Is he doing this to fuck with me?

>>60652346

No I’m a long time lurker recent serial poster because my real life social circle all have families now and I only have you guys, a meagre portfolio and an enormous inheritance I’ll surely mismanage and squander.

But that’s a fun image. Do you mind if I save it boss?

>>60652360
by all means, i stole it from someone else in here years ago boss.

>>60652346
shame to see moogles getting associated with google simply because they sound similar
moogles are based, look like devils
google looks based, actually is the devil

>>60652268
Poorfag but I have 10 shares.

next week we mega pump

>>60652371
All the more reason to just refer Alphabet by their actual name boss.

WE WE WE SO EXCITED
WE SO EXCITED

>>60652371

But GOOGL indirectly led me here to you guys, it’s a tool that can be used for good or evil. Shame it’s in the hands of a jeet CEO but it won’t be forever.

>>60652383
oh my science

>>60652383
gamle pre or after?

WHAT US GOING OOOOOOOOON
DAY STARTED SO GOOD

>>60652383
I haven't ordered DPZ in ages
Maybe I should get some this weekend ahead of earnings

>>60652424
surprise motherfucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLJbYcX5LWk
>Finally this year will help to assure the basis for understanding between the peoples, and thereby, for their reconciliation. I do not want to miss pointing out what I pointed out on 3rd of September [1940] in the German Reichstag, that if Jewry were to plunge the world into war, the role of Jewry would be finished in Europe. They may laugh about it today, as they laughed before about my prophecies. The coming months and years will prove that I prophesied rightly in this case too. But we can see already how our racial peoples which are today still hostile to us will one day recognize the greater inner enemy, and that they too will then enter with us into a great common front. The front of Aryan mankind against Jewish-International exploitation and destruction of nations.
DEUTSCHLAND, SIEG HEIL!

My biggest concern with google is that things would have to go really badly before it gets de-jeetified
Even though they've already fucked up so much (like goddamn image search, useless fucks)

Arent the 3 months over already? The time they postponed the tariffs?

I should not have fucked with SBET options. Lost both ways.
Puts: jumps from $30 to $32
Calls: goes from $31 to $32 before diving below $30
at least i don’t hold any shares of this piece of shit. killed nearly all my weekly gains. am dumbass.

>>60652424
trust don to ruin a good bullrun

Bought at the top and sold at the bottom again. How to prevent such behavior?

>>60652454
stop emotionally trading

>>60652454
Can't sell the bottom if you never sell

>>60652454
did the same today
can’t fuck up if you don’t buy in the first place, i suppose

>>60652383
>future headline:
>CNBC: Stocks trade flat as Wall street waits for earnings

>>60652435
Sehr geehrter Herr Anon, ich nicht gucken können. Tun mir sehr Leid.

Liebe Grüße

Guys I think I have proof God is manipulating my stock trades.

>>60652487
Go on..

>>60652461
but the bank will sell it for me

>>60652487
>>60652495

>>60652383
>roper
heh wouldn't it be funny if everything crashes then

>>60652439

August 1st is the new April 3rd probably a big dip and great buying opportunity

>>60652527

Can you take one for the team and short GOOGL, GRRR & GAMB please bro

>>60652527
I genuinely have no idea how to read this

>>60652440
at least it was not TSLA puts this time

>>60652542
I don't have any buying power until Monday. They hold my cash cause my account isn't worth much.

>>60652544
My liquidation was at the exact moment of the peak after the stock suddenly shot up two dollars. If the liquidation happened a minute or so before it would have been worth basically nothing.

>>60652383
This is so much to take it. I am overwhelmed. It makes me want to drink to calm down because im a freak.

ALL I WANNA DO IS *BANG BANG BANG BANG*, AND *krrrrk* *TSCHING* AND TAKE YOUR MONEY

>>60652383
what’s the what strategy to play this?

>>60652371
Great Googly Moogly is from some nick jr cartoon

Don't buy $HUM, it hasn't even begun to hit rock bottom yet. If you thought last year's stars report was bad, just wait

>>60652619
It's way older than that cartoon, that cartoon just used it. That's like attributing the term blustery to Winnie the Pooh.

>>60652614
Buy SPY with maximum leverage

>>60652383
what’s your strategy to play next week?

Gorgeous weather today

>>60652383
You know what .. fuck it. Im gonna go all in on Nokia because Im a Finnaboo

>>60652655
Oh fugggg :DDDDD
Finangial grash :DDDDDDDDDDD

>>60652645
and why is that a superior strategy?

>>60651917
Interesting. But it all hinges on Galkin buying faster than the ATM that shorts coordinated with Needham. If this blows up the ATM will surely be dumped on it. If this trends on socials it could be a big one. I'll be watching this, thanks.

A reminder that UNH is going to $250 next week to shakeout weak redditors

Then $360 the following week post earnings.

>>60652670
Most of these are in SPY, and make up a huge amount of SPY's market cap. Almost all are going to meet or beat, at which point they will force a giga rally. Even if they don't meet or beat, the market wants to rally to 700 anyways. TSLA and GOOGL earnings are guaranteed to move nasdaq 1-2% higher alone. SPXL + Margin + weekly Calls = Millionaire by EOW.

>>60652667
:DDD

all highs accepted today. it will be a glorious next week

>>60652655
Shit's cheap but I'm in too deep waiting earnings.

I only made 200 bucks these past 2 weeks cause Elon held my shares hostage, and I was forced to sell covered calls that are getting called away today.

Feels bad missing out on SOXL and ETHA

Sour.

POWER HOUR PLEASE
STOP THIS RELENTLESS CRAB
KILL THE CRAB TONIGHT
WE MUST FEAST ON CRAB
PUMP THE STOCKS NOW
JEROME

>>60652655
5 dollar stablecoin
I don't even look at the chart

>US President Trump On Trade Deals: 'Big Ones' To Announce Soon

probaby Zambia

>>60652805
bro just casually dumps and pumps the market every day

Fuck this pour whore waterfall candle bull shit! I want to make some G_ddamn money boss!

>>60652822
you will live under the bridge and you will be happy.

>>60652839
I'm a troll, my whole family are trolls. They got statues of my grandfather in Norway for fuck's sake we love living under bridges boss.

Just made about 1k off of AMC in the last few days. I'm putting money in Comcast for a few days because it's at a loss since it announced a price change for a streaming service, but it seems to bounce up and down in the short-term

OPTT anyone?

>>60652887
there is a ticker I haven't heard in a long time

Where is the 'liquidate everything' button in Schwab?

>>60651720

>dying brick and mortar retailer
Company is profitable even in their weakest quarter (q1)

>most games downloaded now
They are pivoting into TCG and succeeding. Also you can't download a Switch 2. Yet.

I'll grant that there is still work to be done, but the company is far from dying. (In b4 muh dilution and convertible bonds)
If they end up squandering their 9 billion in cash and their BTC investments go sideways, things will be a bit more worrisome. But for now, the company has potential as a non-squeeze play. But invest in $schizo (SCZO) to gain access to GME's squeeze potential.

NAKbros… what happened?

Do you think you're better off alone? *bibibipbibpibp*

>>60652967
Seems like a sleeper, but maybe we'll see something out of it

Okay guys so how long should I hold nokia if the earnings are good?

I hope something good happens next week. Had UNH tier dumps in like 3 of my big holdings this week.

>>60651418
>>60651443
New ticker on Monday. KIND => NXDR.

Tickers are powerful. Don't underestimate!

Is jeffrey epstein tanking my bags?

>>60651697
The crypto ones are downright addictive.

Two weeks from now the tariffs take effect.

The market seems to be pricing about a 0% probability that this actually happens?

>>60652454
>How to prevent such behavior?
Remove feelings from money. If you feel like you lost out and FOMO, move elsewhere and don't touch it. Someone else is trying to lock in their gains with your money.

Opportunity is everywhere. EZPZ opportunities, little harder to find.

We had this discussion yesterday.

Nvidia is getting the lion's share of this capex.
Absolutely insane that they would choose to hand over $400bn a year rather than try to build a competitor. This has surely never happened before in the history of market economies.

Equivalent to something like 6% of federal spending. Nasa peaked at 4.5% of federal spending during the apollo missions.

Forget whether this Manhattan project will ever be profitable, the fact that they're choosing to outsource it to a competitor with 75% gross margins is just insane.

>>60653303
you don't just go and build it. they have decades of experience in their shit. you have amd trying but its been a hard challenge for them too

>>60652887
Yea you know me

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
How did it go this week!?!?

>>60653303
You must be the retard from yesterday that thinks building a GPU is easy and you can just snap your fingers and magically have the decades of code built around Nvidias proprietary CUDA stack replaced and updated. Seriously, it's not going to happen. Take your medication.

>>60653362
-0.18%

>>60653377
+2.81% for the week though

>>60653362
-0.48% so much for a happy friday

>>60653362
-0.04%
Probably the single most boring trading day in a long time.

>>60653362
Shut the fuck up you dumb ape stop spamming the same retard question every day

>>60653362
>-$686.29 (-6.5%) daily
>+$2056.30 (+26.29%) weekly

I'll take it for being a part time trader.

Today for the second time I was raped by a stock named Oscar. I can announce I have left that abusive relationship but may go back to him just before earnings because I’m a dumb whore bitch.

I literally only got in on Wednesday Jesus Christ I suck. Also I fucked up again. GAMB earnings are in August not on Monday. Sorry to anyone retarded enough to follow me on that one.

where do you guys get your pre market news?
i asked this a couple /smg/s ago and the only reply i got was anon saying he ate old cheese and made selecetions based on the hallucinations it gave him

>>60653362
>Day: 1%
>Week: 16%

>>60653415
Shut your whore mouth, new fag

>>60653435
just feel it bro

>>60651521
>Idk what’s worse: Indians acting like they understand or Chinese who can’t understand anything.
Indians are always worse. Always. I would rather the Chinese roll in and take over my fucking country than ever work with a team of Indians ever again.

>>60653415
uh... no, sweaty

>>60653362
+0.36
Sea of red but for HOOD, TSLA, and GOOG.

>>60653435
I just follow news specific to the companies I own. Macro doesn't matter

fucking costco better reverse trend next week and go up with the rest of the g_ddamn stock market boss.

>>60653362
it's like 120 in burger money

test

>>60653362
Day -0.28%
Week +0.60%

I'm losing out on the dollar crabbing this week.

>>60653362
almost a perfect crab day
today:0.0%
This week:+1%

>>60653362
Today: -0.11%
This Week: +0.54%
This Month: +3.26%
This Year: -37.60%

worthless shitty week
in a worthless shitty life
guess i'm used to it

A toast! To the greatest market there is!

>>60653523
cheers

fuck yeah not banned. OK every store has to hire a black security guard, because if the security guard is white then that'll just piss black shoplifters off and motivate them to steal even more. but what is the one thing black people are even more scared of than other black people? Robots. Knightscope (KSCP), they sell self-driving security robots that call the police if their cameras capture any crime. they also do a bunch of globohomo palantir shit like reading license plates and detecting the presence of concealed weapons. It's gotten crushed for the past four years due to woke animosity towards robocops and schizos picking fights with the robots, but it's due to recover now that woke is dead and schizos are siding with the robots to fight other schizos

>>60653435
Forexlive/investinglive on twitter

>>60651978
30, SWEU, €9k (~2/3rds NW)

>>60653435
i check the recent releases on exhentai and extrapolate that to the market

>>60651978
30 Marylander $320k

What car does /smg/ drive?

I've been meaning to replace my Corolla with a newer Corolla but I also like the look of the current Honda H-RV. It's very expensive though and it feels wrong to drop such a big amount of money on a car.

>>60653631
Beat up Land Rover. Used to be an even more beat up SEAT, new one is only a moderate financial ruin.

>>60652383
New ATH across all 3 indexes starting Wednesday

Trust in The Don™

i’m addicted to smg but not making any money

>>60653362
BULL bros…

>>60652454
>aNbGKota

>>60653699
i'm addicted to smg and i'm making money

>>60653362
-.6% today.
Crabs won

>>60653699
did you buy SBSW?

Yall think monday is gon be green or red?

>>60653777
trips tell the story.

>>60653777
>monday is gon be green or red?
SBSW = red
JOBY = green

>>60653777
yellow

>>60653360
Thinking of doubling down Monday if we see a dip

>>60653777
grey (+0%)

>>60653789
reee open it already

1. Peter Thiel is an early mover
2. Neither the AI nor the Crypto-sphere bubbles will pop until after there has been an IPO wave of unprofitable crap

We are still very early and this bull market is not ending anytime soon.

jup

>>60653935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMyCa35_mOg

>>60653699
try buying literally anything
buy in a bull market? you made money
buy in a bear market? you bought the bottom therefor made money

>weekend
Markets closed anons. Use your weekend for spiritual gains.

I’m only investing in VOO and nothing else. How fucked am I

>>60654016
alright I'll meditate

Too late to get into XYZ???? I’m desperate for a win here folks.

>>60654018
you're doing good

Arent the 3 months over already? The time they postponed the tariffs?

>>60653631
Miata
They're normal cars in euroland

>10% in after
Literally why?
No earnings
Nothing

>>60654086
GENIUS act maybe?

>>60654090
Who?
Also why only faggotsaylor strategy dumped so hard?

>>60654107
>Who?
>Also why only faggotsaylor strategy dumped so hard?
idk anon

>>60654058
Trump is gonna cuck out again. Watch

>>60654119
Isn't cucking the only thing he does?

>>60654127
Don’t you ever talk about our president like that libtard

>>60654172
am I wrong?

>>60653751
>SSBBW
Chill with your fat fetish bullshit.

XYZ just got added to the S&P500 you massive spastics.

Jesus Christ and to think I come here for breaking alpha from the wire.

Invest now or kys when it goes to $300 Not fiduciary advisories!!!!

>>60654180
kek

>>60654175
You bout to catch this BWAC, euroslut

>>60654207
>>60654207
>>60654207

>>60654193
europeans are winning the trade war

>>60654230
they don't have the cards and will just increase taxes for locals to make up for it

>>60654175
Why are browns like you unable to tell when a fellow brown like this >>60654172 is publicly masturbating your tiny peepee in his hiv infested anus?

>>60654186
>XYZ
it already pumped in (((after hours)))

>>60651978
25, burger, 55k

>>60651521
>Idk what’s worse: Indians acting like they understand or Chinese who can’t understand anything.
genuienly surprised they aren't more similar. I was always under the impression that that fake it till you make it attitude was a universal for thirdies.