Thread 60654061

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>>60654061 (OP)
This is usually a top signal, but i gave you a few mins to delete it!

gay modern slop car that will be outdated in 4 years
also stop posting top signals

>>60654061 (OP)
Its ugly. Its like a parody of what classy and rich people like. This is like brownoid middle eastern look. But the world is majority brown.

>>60654061 (OP)
car for blonde trophy wives to drive themselves to the shopping center

>>60654079
Those bags still heavy?
>>60654092
I've literally only seen old Indian women drive them

>>60654102
>I've literally only seen old Indian women drive them
lmao OP fantasizes about driving that car some day meanwhile old indian women use it to drive to their local tim horton's in their flip flops and think nothing of it

>>60654061 (OP)
If you haven't sold like 80% of your port, you aren't going to make it. Top signals galore and BTC is flopping around like a dying fish.

>>60654061 (OP)
sponsored girls car

>>60654102
Modern luxury cars look like parodies of what rich/luxury things look like. It is ugly and feminine too. If you forced me to buy a car, I honestly cannot pick one. It isnt always about $. I cant even pick a cpu+ mobo combo to right now because I dont play new games. I only play R6 and Marvel Rivals.

>>60654061 (OP)
It's sad if you actually want this car. Have you ever owned a car?

>>60654429
>I cant even pick a cpu+ mobo combo
Ryzen 5 9600X and ASRock B650M
top signal

>>60654198
I've driven it before, it's comfy and it makes people SNEED, what's not to like

Running overland through raw Alaskan wilderness, bitches

Serf mentality. I want a chauffeur. Driving is low class.

For me, its the Lucid Air

>>60654865
Extremely feminine behavior. A real man operates his machinery himself.

>>60654966
Are you also a pilot and a boat captain, retard? No, youre just a consumer who is being targeted by car manufacturers.

>>60654974
Driving is exhilarating and is also more affordable than a plane or boat. Also, I like to do things myself whenever possible, we're in the midst of a competency crises after all.

>>60654974
If I had a Cessna I wouldn't have someone flying it for me. And yes, I am the "captain" of my small fishing boat. Why are you instantly thinking about a 50-meter yacht and a private jet? Those are not comparable to a car at all.

>>60654061 (OP)
>buying cars instead of acres
yea Ill get the red lamburgernie

A fucking Honda CR-V is $40,000. That's about the limit of making it in my brain. Anything more is just not the reality of my life.

>>60654061 (OP)
LC500 to attract Italian zoomettes

>>60655030
Thats why most white people just buy American cars. Cheaper…but less reliable.

>>60655056
This car is nice. Lexus looks nice, probably because it still designed by Japanese people instead of white cucks who made all modern cars look gay.

Im gonna swap a hemi into a cybertruck

>>60654061 (OP)
faggot
>>60654112
faggot
>>60654498
faggot
>>60654947
faggot
>>60654988
cringe
>>60655056
faggot
>>60655062
based

mine is pic rel

>>60654865
Yeah, I realized that too kind, especially when you have to drive everyday. Unless, you dont work anyways and driving is literally whenever you want.

>>60654061 (OP)
This, but with a 9.0L upgrade and a conservative tune to 1000 hp @ sea level.

I'm not fancy. Left hand drive would be nice though

>>60654498
the white man's choice

>>60655104
>>60655136
I would have found these cars unattractive but compared to modern cars, it is so much easier on the eyes

>>60655166
I think the nu-snek looks fine. It's also the safest of the bunch, but that's not saying much. It keeps the option of making hilarious amounts of power on the table.

>>60655093
are you a 17 year old high school girl?

>>60655093
Of all cars you post this shit? Not even the good one?

>>60654102
Ugly taste.

I think Lexus looks the best these days, probably because it isn’t designed by modernized low test white people.

>>60654061 (OP)
If I was severely financially irresponsible I could buy one right now. It wouldn't even be all that expensive to maintain because it's using mostly off the shelf Ford parts mated to a ZF five speed under an Italian body.

>>60654061 (OP)
I'm not driving and I don't care how gay will I look in it

>>60655245
They're all fucking ugly now, the M4 comp was actually a fun car to drive but I'm driving a fucking computer, only the GLE coupe and Eunos Cosmo for me

>>60655299
Forgot pic

datsun 240z rally spec
i'm buying 0 day puts bros, i'm gonna do it :)

>>60654061 (OP)
>"makes it"
>Starts buying money pits
Yeah, I think I'll pass.

>>60655360
True lol.
90% of people are fake rich. Only 10% of Americans have 1M outside of their house. Impossible for all the 100k cars to be bought by people that can actually afford it. When the GFC happened, many luxury cars went for sale cheap lol. Most people are poor.

>>60655360
>make it
>cannot afford to buy car

What a fucking disgusting choice for a make it car. Are you a divorced milf?

>>60655093
You call other people a faggot and opt for the underpowered, oversized SUV for white Colorado hiker sluts with sleeve tats? LOL What was the second choice, a Wrangler with angry eyes?

Same one I have now but newer

>>60655293
Honestly, I'd be fine with autonomous cars on roadtrips. Visiting folks takes over 26 hours nonstop and it's starting to get burdensome to go coast-to-coast.

>>60655093
>immensely shit taste
Buy the 4x4 specific trim idiot.

>>60655512
>What a fucking disgusting choice for a make it car. Are you a divorced milf?
NNN-NO

>>60654061 (OP)
I bought my dream car last cycle.

>>60654061 (OP)
i don't care about cars

>>60655774
Kek

Seriously, I love utes but I fucking hate how SUVs have destroyed so many brands because dumb normie faggots think they're safer

>>60655927
>I love utes
BEHOLD

>>60654061 (OP)
Instead of buying a car id use that money to take a loan and use it to short LINK

>>60655940
A Subaru Brat for pajeet cricket moms and retired lesbian greyhound rescuers

>>60655965
BTW that hideous piece of shit gets optioned out to $46k

>>60655940
Soccermom Ute

Its either the Ranger, Isuzu, Toyota or VW (which is mechanically a ranger)

Ranger dominates, Hilux is second now. Wildtrak is my favourite. Last gen looked the best

>>60654061 (OP)
DUH

>>60655093

What's wrong with a Mercedes convertible?

>>60654061 (OP)
>eggshit and bloatshit

I'm a pretty simple man. Not that much of a car guy. A Civic type r is more than enough car for me.

>>60655360
call this nigga a dragon the way he sits on a pile of gold doing nothing

>a decked out and converted Ram ProMaster that I can live inside with starlink internet and a shower. for camping.
>a carolla
>kawasaki ninja because motorcycles are cool
nothing too crazy I can probably get all 3 decked out for around $200k

>>60656907
Please tell me it's a 1st gen and not nucar bloatshit.

>>60655606
have you heard of these things called planes?

>>60655093
?? Is that the new 4 cylinder? Im a 4runner fag myself with the 8 cylinder full time awd fourth gen, but that new engine is shit

Something about this car...

>>60654061 (OP)
this is such a gucci logo belt tier mystery meat car

If I have massive money to just burn probably a rolls royce or bently. I'm happy with my honda touring, maybe sport touring, whatever the nice trim is. I already did the own a sports car young thing with a zr1 and then tesla. people impressed by nice stuff are not people you need to worry about impressing.

EVP who makes 7 figures on a bad year missed a meeting this week because his shitbox 90s truck had issues. that's real wealth.

>>60654061 (OP)
I`ll have a pepe color lamborghini

Probably some EV when they're selling for peanuts next year

thats a nigger car

>>60654947
These things are legitimately piece of shit

>>60654061 (OP)
made it, bought pic related

I think it's pointless to focus on a car or something material if your lifestyle doesn't match.

this

>>60657654
Are you from sweden ?

volvo are gay cars btw

I've always liked the G class as an obnoxious wealth sign. Though i feel like it would get nicked where it live.

>>60654061 (OP)
Cars are a gay psyop. Here’s what I want. It’s what I have now

>>60657856
Based

this hi tech hybrid torque beast

I've already made it. Selling it soon for a 911 from the same era

>>60657841
its ugly and not expensive. a person with a regular job can lease it.
>>60657654
Ah..takes me back to more masculine times.
>>60658724
Not a fan, but this car is the most respectable car here.

>>60658724
Oh lemme guess, this car looks respectable because it is an older model? I looked up very new porshe images on google and they look gay.

>>60654061 (OP)
My goal is to get a chaffeur or take a taxi everywhere and never have to drive again. Fuck driving and fuck cars, I couldn't care less about them.

>>60657562
How so?

>>60654061 (OP)
my mom had one just like this when she was 20. Now me, her son, will buy this car in renovated condition just for fun. She's fit enough to enjoy the jar for some years before she's too old.

Me personally I want a 2020 Lotus Exige

Acura type S

I had a civic type R briefly after last cycle before moving to Asia

>>60658768
It's a 15 year old one, Cayman 987.2.

2009-2011 models are the pinnacle of Porsches in almost every way, in the way they drive, in terms of the manual transmissions and engines used, and of course in the way they look. No electronic bullshit and displays everywhere too. They'll be worth a fortune in 10 more years when everything has become electric

>>60654061 (OP)
>>60654092
The new giant Mercedes emblem is incredibly tacky. It's almost the exact opposite of understated luxury -- it announces to everyone how "wealthy" you are.

>>60658783
Lotus is nasty.

>>60658804
Interesting. Personally, I didnt even like those porches at the time, but now, they look better than new cars.

>>60658809
Its for brown people. the stereotype.

>>60654061 (OP)
Got my drivers license in 2005, this was my dream car and still is. Too bad even if I make it finding a good one is almost impossible. The interesting ones are made after 2002 to 2006 and that makes ~ 7k ever cars made

>car thread

Yup we’re at the top. Only low iq blue collar/service workers care about cars. The shoeshiners are officially in.

>>60658965
Yeah lol most people just have a car to drive to and from work lol

>>60658707
Needs lettering atop the windshield, "Retard alert" would work

>>60658753
G classes are $100k minimum. As for the look i like the blocky 4x4 style.

>>60659041
You said
> obnoxious wealth sign.

>>60656907
You know, that's what I want too. Or a Kia Stinger

>>60659045
Well I live in the UK, having a new car at all is considered frivolous. G classes are extremely rare here.

>>60659057
Its rare everywhere because it looks bad lol.

>>60659041
And they drive like military shit boxes from the '60s

>>60659064
Each to their own, I don't like overly smooth cars or sedans etc. I like tank like.

rx7 of course

>>60655062
based but rustpilled

>>60658753
>person with a regular job can lease it.
He probably lives in arab country, like 90% of biz live outside the usa

>>60657034
What's your problem with a new one?

>>60654947
why would you buy an overpriced EV that has less than 10 years of existing historically?

>>60654061 (OP)
Eth Holders want this as a car

>>60657047
Don't like flying. It's more of a logistics hassle compared to driving. I also can't just go to a Waffle House or Buc-ee's whenever I want.

>>60655927
>dumb normie faggots think they're safer
That's why if you must commit to a crash, make them roll over and get the worst parts of owning a SUV.

>>60654061 (OP)
Northstar Swap, trans swap, and straight piped.

>>60660056
If I make it I wouldn't give a fuck if I drove this daily

>Haul fat wife
>Haul dry wall
>Vacuum cleaner for all the pretzels smashed into the seats
>Fridge for 1-2 cans of beer
> AWD

Performance cars are gay and I would never feel cool being stuck driving behind a SLOW FAT American on my way to the AMERICAN parking lot so my car can get hit by a variety of objects.

>>60654061 (OP)
https://www.bugatti.com/en/models/tourbillon

>>60660208
Minivans are based. I want a Carnival.

When I REALLY make it

>>60660208
Sienna is one of mankind's great refined things.

Probably a luxury sedan for me, some gay ass Mercedes for my wife, and a box van converted to a camper for road trips to middle of nowhere.

Janny are you ok I'm ban evading Janny.

Pre-09 Element is actually aesthetic perfection to me. If I had fuck you dollars I would drive an immaculately maintained forest green 2008 hond element modded into a hybrid electric with an 80 mile battery range.

Most cars do less than nothing for me, aesthetically. Cars are toys and they should look like toys. Not like overstyled tryhard sexy eggs.

>>60659056
Honestly? I'm probably just going to pay off my Kia K5 as well as all my student loans and credit card debt. I wouldn't mind a Lexus, Acura or Volvo though, but I have a house and land to buy before that.

>>60660208
Minivans are peak performance in daily life. Hybrid minivan is basically cheating at that point.

>>60660518
Diesels are even better.

>>60660537
US gets gas and it works fine. Also doesn't have the diesel repair costs either, which stateside can get extortionate.

>>60654061 (OP)

Thats a nice car, how much for a simple break change at the mechanics? Because even break change requires you working with software of the care

the fact you fags don't want a miata, but mostly civics is gay

>>60655086
kek love it

>>60660862
gimme a brake

>>60655750
Only good choice in the entire thread.

>>60654846
This but in rural English countryside

i unironically just want to upgrade to low mileage (10-20k) used model y from my literal 06 corolla. is this a good financial decision?

some car that works who gives a fuck man you people are so annoying and vain

>>60661100
I used to think that until i started commuting.
Being some 6'2 man spending an hour at least a day in a shitty hatchback is depressing.

>>60661114
If you make it you shouldn't be commuting though.

>>60661114
wow ok so let me rephrase his post especially for you, the redditor who posts the exception to the rule.

>some car that works who gives a fuck man as long as it it's big enough for your bio husk

is this good?

>>60660454
>I'm going to improve a perfect car by fucking ruining it
You don't deserve a K24, anon

>german cars
enjoy having to subscribe to use your heated seats and hydraulic suspension..
on top of throwing money at the dealership or a mechanic to keep this peace of shit running

>>60661114
>Being some 6'2 man spending an hour at least a day in a shitty hatchback is depressing.
It's commuting for an hour that's depressing. Being a tall guy in a small car isn't really the root cause.

>>60654061 (OP)
I miss my old one

>>60662408
>It's commuting for an hour that's depressing
I hated it also. I had to run from the PA/NJ border into midtown Manhattan for years. That could be two hours easy some days. Then I was in the Port Authority and still had to get up to 51st street. My whole life was running to get someplace.