I haven't been on this board since sergey was at the white house. Anons keep saying sergey helped with this bill and how chainlink will rule the world now.

The craziest part is that this isn't photoshopped

>>60655294 (OP)
Sergey is the shadow president

>>60655301
How big is Sergey's wang?

>>60655304
There's a reason why he doesn't have a Wikipedia page.
>just make one bro
Go ahead and try.
You'll probably end up in a cold muddy ditch if you persist in your failed attempts.

>>60655308
Immeasurable

>>60655308
1488 inches long

>>60655294 (OP)
>genius act = stablecoin bill
>holds stablecoins accountable and gives them a set of guidelines
>main purpose is to prove the asset backing the stablecoin actually exist and is audited way more frequently than what was currently happening
>basically makes chainlinks proof of reserve required by law
sure they can find technically find alternative auditing solutions but why would they do that when POR is faster, cheaper and has a longer track record of securing more money

A solid 0.9x in 5 years.. it's time to celebrate SUBmarines!

>>60655553

>>60655308
Depends on the situation.

>>60655343
Because I lost my stack gambling with bancor and lpl and I need more time or the price to go down!!

YOU CANT MAKE IT WITH ME!
LET ME IN THE POOL!!

>>60655308
it not released yet, version v0.1 will be a picture of a dildo though

>>60655308
Sergey is known to be THE most hung guy in crypto, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 9.5" bone pressed, with OVER 8" of girth.

Very good. However. Price? And chart?

word on the street is this guy has a huge wang, markets will react

>>60655559
Xrp literally buck broke you though, i can barely hear you from the bottom of the ranks down there

ngl all this fuddie crying has me laughing nonstop, thank you sergey

>>60655294 (OP)
Who's that looking over his shoulder?

>>60655301
It's true.
>>60655308
His balls are heavy

>>60659295
There's vomit on his flannel already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready
To dump LINKs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how? Everybody's jokin' now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, BLAOW

>>60655294 (OP)
Paul krugman clone

>>60655294 (OP)
Before I like your meme who's this

>>60659945
In order to know who this is, you must first determine who it is not. Then, it is a simple matter of eliminating them. Who remains, is who this is.

>>60659945

>>60659344
Prosopagnosia is a sign of autism.

>>60655294 (OP)
Literally Tsargey