Thread 60669453

Future tariff crash edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60667194

Reddit OPEN holders?

Baggin

Biz NXDR Holders?

Chadin

Just close the fucking markets already so people stop selling boss.

>>60669461
This is for the week after, but my WMT store has still be showing YoY growth in gross sales (with the occasional budget miss because home office sets it way too high, like 6%), so I expect we'll have another ER win. Not that WMT swings a lot.

Another one I'm watching is HAS, but I'm not playing it. They just had their Final Fantasy crossover set during this period and it was the best selling Magic set in history. Vendor preorders for their next space set are apparently having issues too. There is a lot of demand for the product and inability to keep up with reprint queues. However, that's just one facet of their business, but I know since the last year, HAS has been reducing their inventories of product over time, so they'll probably have a huge surprise ER win. Might be worth tossing a few bucks at a degenerate long gamble

>>60669461
LMT, NOC, and RTX will all doomp tomorrow. Not enough bloodshed.

>>60669484
>I consent to sell
>I consent to buy
>Uh, isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

COME ONE WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR HUH!? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

https://youtu.be/N-ecZ8CPcxw?si=PQxNjxD5rAVY0tVP

WHY IS EVERYTHING DUMPING I'M GONNA BE POOR AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>60669519
Seems fine to me

>>60669519
it dumped right after (less than five minutes after) i realized losses on my puts

>Make fun of BRK for weeks
>Finally buy today because it's surely hit resistance
>Instantly in the red
Buffett-sama, I...

>>60669208
sold half my 190aug15 calls today
as much as i want to believe i know goog well enough to know a random niggernuke on good news is extremely high. also sold some 192.5july25 covered calls haha hope they dont get exercised lol......

>>60669453 (OP)
holding AMD calls through earnings, am i gonna make it

>>60669537
Lol

5 mins for 6280 isn't impossible

>>60669507
Kek

Why are we crashing?

>>60669528

These earnings will be different due to Google AI Suite with Veo etc subscription $250 a month. Will be the first of the mag 7 to prove AI monetisation and user demand for Ai related subscription services at a major level. Not to mention YouTube is now comfortably the largest streaming platform and 2nd largest search engine. Waymo expansion. Google Cloud dominance and OpenAi partnership. We are seeing $225 by August

>>60669555
Next door just went up 2 cents :)

>>60669524
Wait like Nextdoor, the company only boomers use to complain about literally everything?

>>60669561
And what generation has all the wealth, anon? What country wants to buy all the data they can that NXDR will harvest?

>>60669555
We are correcting.

>>60669581
snuck in a sneaky five hundo at close, let's see how right you are

>>60669561
>you’re going to sacrifice your whole port to the boomers?

i need to stop being impatient and give up on 0dte (made $600 last week, lost $400 of it the past day or two)
i should do what i keep telling myself to do and fullport uvix
rn i’m half uvix, 40% tslz, and 10% shoveling money into the 0dte shit pit

MU is such a little piece of shit. I sold this crap for a reason but decided to buy back in today.

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

>>60669507
>Uh, isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
I don't get this meme, nor do I think it is funny. Can you explain? Yes I've seen the original.

>>60669600
+3.24

NXDR Chads can't lose.

>>60669600
down a couple hundred today but still up for the year, my technical analysis is getting better at least

>>60669600
-0.49%
UNH you whore

>>60669600
Today: +0.39%
This Month: +3.71%
This Year: -37.29%

started off good I guess, but then ended kind of meh, just like my life
bought some tqqq before close

>>60669555

We closed 0.14 up in the green, what more could you want you greedy mallard?

>>60669600
-0.15% because of buying dumb shit today. I want to get rid of them soon so I can buy the GOOG dip if it happens.
>>60669616
Ganbare

>>60669613
>my tarot card readings are getting better at least

>>60669600
I made money on everything except the things that I lost money on boss.

Im sad silver dipped a tad at close

>>60669627
it works fgt

I wish bonds were worth it. Even high yield bonds are such ass

>>60669561
>the company only boomers use to complain about literally everything?
no one else clicks on ads anon. Or, clicks on literally anything for that matter.

>>60669483
>>60669612
>>60669483
First it was OPENdoor.

Now it's NEXTdoor.

Ticker: NXDR.

>>60669600
+1.61% unrealized
+.78% realized

>>60669652
Except open door was a reddit meme, and nextdoor actually has real potential

>>60669646
Kids do

>>60669600
+.29%.

Have cash and nothing I want to buy.

>>60669661
K then invest in roblox I guess

Least dumping beer stock at open was right call.

I dont get it
Everything i hold was deep green in pre and prett green on launch
Why is most of it red to break even now eventho the Indices are green?

>>60669643
I understand the sentiment, but there's just no competing with bond buyers who voluntarily agree to lose money on purpose. Real fiatism has never been tried

>>60669600
-0.12%

Who bought OPEN at 4.5 be honest, and show position

...wtfwt?!

>>60669600
+1.08%

>>60669682
The fact that people go out of their way to buy government bonds at 1% is just asinine

>>60669600
From +2 to -0.48%
Fucking clown market

>>60669661
kids don't have assets to piss away on whatever retarded shit is being shilled to them. Boomers think AI videos of Trump playing piano at Carnegie Hall are real.

>>60669600
+2.95%
Feels pretty great
PMET.TO and APM.TO did well

>>60669600
I’m setting a stop loss on Coca-Cola. I’m done with it after earnings.

Oh shit, it turns out MLK and the whole Negro movement of the 1960s was a communist plot against the United States of America. I guess this is why the market sold off. We're going to need to pay everybody to work on his birthday once we get rid of his holiday.

sbsw to 10 tomorrow

Well sheeeeitttt

>>60669741
What happened?

>>60669747
Idk lol

>>60669741
I've stopped paying any attention to soxl pre/post market. Otoh i bought in April.

I'm just not allowed to be happy am I

HOLD ON
are you telling me if there is ever an insane stock crash and I want to quickly buy up say $10,000 I can just take out a loan for that?

NAKbros… is it ogre?

HOLD ON Are you telling me if there is ever an insane stock crash and I want to quickly buy up say $10,000 I can just take out a loan for that?

soxl bros... not like this

>>60669788
Yes, although you'd have to have some pretty good rapport with the bank for them to be willing to loan you out money based on what's sort of a gamble. Even one as surefire as "Buy Microsoft while it's down and wait 5 years".

>>60669757
Divvieanon, I’m 34, and intrigued by your allocations. what’s your rationale for QQQI? I already know what SCHD is. What are you trying to achieve with an equal weight CC whatever the fuck of QQQ stocks?

Also, did anyone make money on OPEN? I made $500

>>60669809
What's retarded is, why the fuck would I do that if I just have cash? Like if I have $10,000 cash, why take out the $10,000 loan if I can just lump sum the cash?

>>60669776
Have hope for a 10% pump
t bought at .84

>>60669788
>>60669809
>>60669820
You can also hold a PLOC. I have one with a $15k limit that I use maybe twice a year when I'm shuffling stuff around

Bitcoin truly is the new ponzi scheme. Trump media buying 2 billion of btc, microstrategy printing stocks to buy btc.
But since trump bought btc, you now know he will do anything in his power to pump that ponzi scheme even higher

>>60669820
I mean if you have the cash you'd have no need for a loan then? I don't even understand why you're asking about loans in the first place then. Yeah if you have $10,000 saved up you can just dump it in whatever you want whenever you want.

>>60669834
I guess in general I'm someone who hates debt and I just can't see any way of using margin or debt in a way that doesn't seem incredibly retarded

this just casually happens every week now

>>60669600
+0.25%
still better than SPY

>>60669816
Do you really think I have any idea what the fuck I'm doing? Kek

>>60669688
I bought at 2 dollars and sold at 4 something istg I made $500 dollars off 330 shares. Total luck. I saw it heading to 100% and unironically I listen to the wisdom of /biz/ and sold instead of endlessly hodling like a fucking retard and sure enough it came crashing back down.

Feels good

>>60669757
Divvys nigger
DIVVYS
(This doesn't even cover my electric bill)

>>60669850
>Do you really think I have any idea what the fuck I'm doing? Kek

STOCK MARKET GENERAL

>>60669842
Yeah I'm the same. Even if the markets crashed 80% and clearly had the capacity to recover in the next 5 years I wouldn't take out a loan like that. Interest sucks dick and there's always the bizarre off chance that the universe decides to fuck with you and your "surefire plays" end up going bankrupt.

This is a good spread I think, going to focus mainly on spyi.
In other news I can now officially move to a thirdie favella and live off this divvy

>>60669800
As a fellow soxl chad, my attention is now on NXDR. But as the other anon said, soxl post and pre market is retarded and goes all over the place. Don't pay too much mind

>>60669857
Hold up, how much do you have invested in divvies?
Why is your yield so low?

I bought 1500 shares of lucid at 2.31. I swear to fucking god if they do this reverse stock split and then rug and go private I’m going to fucking kms

>>60669857
I'm happy with mine. I'm at around a 4% yield because I'm SCHD/SCHY

>>60669861
Its like 70/30 index funds

>>60669868
Being red in a 3x etf for even a day is devastating, considering how much it needs to go up for you to even end up at 0 again
Genuinely one more of the more jewish things that wall street has thought up

>>60669883
Thats a yummy yield anon ;)

Why the fuck are we pumping? Based on what?

>>60669893
its technically only $86,000 because I got $15,000~ in my HSA for when I have children and a $10,000 cash emergency fund

>>60669883
3.7k a month?

>>60669600
+0.23%, I'll take it.

>>60669757
Anon I am very close to selling all my SCHD and just enjoying 4% money market yield till there's something I actually want to buy.

>>60669816
>What are you trying to achieve with an equal weight CC whatever the fuck of QQQ stocks?
either retarted, slighly more neutral than bullish, or there is some opportunity cost you dont understand

>>60669898
That's yearly anon. I'm sitting at about $300 per month

SOXL TRANNIES I'M CUTTING MY DICK OFF AAAAAAAAA

>>60669896

Why would we dump. Everyone went to work today including all of our capital invested in the market. There is more today than yesterday but less than tomorrow. Line go uppies.

GOOGLIE MOOGLIES R U READY

2 MORE SLEEPS TILL EARNINGS & ASCENSION

GOOGLIE

>>60669866
>>60669876
>>60669883
>>60669884
Do you guys do this in taxable?

>>60669912
Thats very good anon
I dont like stocks but its literally easier to make money this way vs owning rental property. Fucking niggershit housing industry

>>60669890
Honestly, it's just leverage on basic math.
$100 => $110 is a 10% gain
$110 => $100 is a 9% loss

$100 => 90 is a 10% loss
$90 => $100 is an 11% gain

In other words, losses hurt you more than gains help. Not to mention, you have tracking error and fees on top of that. Think of it as a thermodynamic system - nothing is "free" and fees etc act as friction. As long as you can manage risk, being on the sell side is probably the place to be. Hell, any kind of non-equity ETF behaves like this (currency, commodity, leveraged etfs, etc).
There was a time for about 3 years when letfs were new where people would just arb the market by doing something EOD then closing the position as soon as it opened again

>>60669923
conveniently dollar dropped pretty much the amount of gains

>>60669926
Roth and taxable yeah
SCHD is always 100% qualified dividends so it's 0% tax

>>60669923
The CAPE ratio can't keep going up like this.
https://www.multpl.com/shiller-pe

>>60669923
>>TUESDAY, JULY 22
>7:30 am Fed Vice Chair for Supervision Michelle Bowman TV interview
>8:30 am Fed Chair Powell opening remarks at banking conference

>>60669926
Yes
I dont qualify for a Roth IRA (gross over 250k) and traditional is for niggerfaggots and I might die before 60

>>60669844
turns out when you're at all time highs, it's a lot easier to hit new all time highs. who knew!

>>60669952
>>60669844
Right? So just have a modest long position and add to it over time, since it's better to ride with the trend. Winners keep winning and losers keep losing, just look at the charts

>>60669883
Does that also grow every year or does it stay mostly flat and pay out dividends?

Because a 100% equities portfolio can safely withdraw around 3% per year forever or around 4% for 30 years and it will also grow in almost all scenarios except the absolute worse ones. So what is the point of a dividend portfolio if it doesn't also grow.

>>60669933
they work decently with indexes though. they go up so much that you can generally recoup the losses and they overperform overall. but you'd get heemed by a 2008 repeat

>>60669952
but dax always giga crashes when it hits ath yet this only goes up so smoothly

>>60669965
You buy divvy stocks when they are cheap (like HD once everyone got scared all their customers were going to get deported) and just ride it out

>>60669461
>5 stocks I hoooold report this week
I'm in it for the long term but seeing big swings in one week is more than my heart can take.
>futas

>>60669461
What happens too SOXL and TQQQ once earnings come? Is that why it's been crabbing for weeks now?

>>60669933
checked for the based SQQQ shorter

>>60669942
>https://www.multpl.com/shiller-pe

We haven't set a new paradigm yet. Also unlike the dot com bubble, Nvidia etc actually make lots of money and will only make more in the future. Not like pets.com etc

>>60669890
Nah. It'll be alright.

If you could make one of these hats what would you put on it?

I would probably put "USDT $1" but I am autistic.

>>60670008
You're high anon, soxl hasn't been crabbing, it just hasn't been 5% a day like it was may/first half june.

my $KIND investment is going well so far.

>>60669977
So you'd have some kind of hedge, like going "only" 70% into 3x and 30% into bonds, or buying way OTM puts so its mostly negated

where my BBAI-bys at

Made a cool 5k off NVTS this morning. Ill wait till 6.50 to buy back in again

Not bad p/l for the day. Closed the OPEN puts just in case of a dead cat bounce tomorrow. Surprised to see SBET puts for JAN 2026 be so cheap considering it was at $10 less than a month ago and their upsizing to dilute $5 billion worth of shares

can someone give me the QRD on this NXDR play and tell me if theres any reason i shouldnt buy 100 $4 dec19 calls tomorrow morning?

>>60669688
Bought at $16. Holding strong.

Do you guys think that a broad index fund has enough crypto exposure through stock-listed entities that hold crypto and all other aspects (crypto exchanges, miners, chipmakers etc etc).

Or is that not enough and you buy even more crypto on your own?

>>60670128
Not enough

>>60670128
I think every portfolio should have some exposure to crypto. As a technology, blockchain absolutely is the future of finance. Whether it will be decentralized, and what projects will matter is anyone's guess. Like, you'd still want to have some kind of diversity (BTC/ETH as core, stuff with limited supply, oracle capabilities, etc).

Like a boomer 70/30 portfolio should probably have at least 1% allocation to crypto. For a normalfag "aggressive" investor, 5% is probably good long term. For us an active traders, you could go higher.

Right now, I'm very heavy in energy, PMs, and materials for a 5-10 year horizon, with expectations of expansion into AI as data centers and reactors get built. We still have a recession/downturn that will happen, which I expect to occur in 2026 at some point. I'm enjoying the current crypto bull run, but have been taking profits (my $700 portfolio went up to $1100, so I took about 40% into a stablecoin). Actually come to think of it, I only do have about 1% NW into crypto and I really ought to put more in, but after everything went up 20-30% over the last month, I don't want to put more actual money into it yet, maybe later

>>60670022
>companies are making lots of money
>that's why the PE ratios keep going up
Anon you realize you're retarded right?

>>60670162
I do 90% equities 10% crypto allocation, and although I rebalance the contents of the 90% part every 6 months, I never rebalance out of crypto. I just allocate 10% into my savings into BTC and never sell.

Problem is it's now grown faster than everything else and it might soon be 20% of my portfolio. I feel that if I sell to rebalance I'll be like the guy who paid 2 gazillion dollars for a pizza one day.

>>60670162
That's way too low imo, even the safest pussies should have like 10%

>>60670189
Are those real yes or no

im scared af bros, do i sell?

>>60670216

AUG 1 IT ALL COMES TRUMPBLING DOWN

>>60669965
SCHD has the best CAGR of any dividend etf in existence hence why I hold it for my American income. It'll grow on average 10% per year(conservatively) which means if I do nothing then my $300 a year turns into $5200 per year in 30 years. So it's amazing for someone in their 20s

>>60670220
its gonna pump to levels we have never seen before!

>>60669600
-0.61%

WHAT ATH

It's funny that UNH still can't really figure out what's going on. It's heavily institutionally owned so as a sentiment traded it's not something I'm used to. It's functioning not as a defensive or really in response to tariffs, perhaps it really is just earnings which will move it one way or the other?

>>60669980
dax is a europoor index so it does not apply

>>60670056
for sure, not something you'd ever want to go all in on

oops

HOODSISTERS we got rejected yet again..

>>60670257
i would love to wake up to a christmas red market

oops

>The ten largest US ports recorded a 7.9% year-over-year drop in inbound container volume in June, marking the second consecutive month of declines following May’s 6.6% decrease, according to the latest Container Volume Observer report from industry veteran John McCown.

>McCown reports that inbound volume dropped by 1.8% in Q2 2025, marking a stark contrast with Q1’s 9.6% gain and continuing a downward trajectory following increases of 12.5% in Q4 2024 and 17.6% in Q3 2024.

>The report highlights that total U.S. inbound volume has historically grown at rates exceeding U.S. GDP, often at two or more multiples, and thus the “unusual nature of an actual decline in inbound container volume into the U.S. cannot be overemphasized,” McCown writes, noting he’s only aware of two other periods of annual declines: during the financial crisis and the pandemic.

>>60670261
swannys are coming but they're no match for the infinite money printer.

>Opendoor stock gains over 40% as wild day triggers trading halt
wtf we do upside trading halts now? fucking hedgies i swear...

>>60670268
its ok emperor don ordered all of that to be produced domestically

>>60670268
shipping is so insanely swingy that i dont get excited about anything, month on month or year on year it's always completely all over the place and the numbers can be twisted so easily. easier than most economic indicators even

>>60670181
>>60670175
That's probably fair reasoning. 5 years ago, crypto was more unproven but now with more regulations and shit floating around, it's more entrenched and legitimized

literally every single thing I bought today is blood red

>>60670286
stocks have been halted for extreme volatility as long as i can remember

>>60670240
It's likely going to be regulated out of existence within the next ten years. When most people in the world and not just the miserable incels on 4chan are celebrating your CEO getting murdered in the streets and that you shouldn't be reporting any profits is the only thing Republicans and Democrats can agree on it's not exactly a safe place to park your money.

>>60670286
it was up 110% and then a single dood sold 2.5million, triggering the halt, and it was back at only 40% afterwards

kek baggies

Think I'm gonna stick to the s&p500 and big name stocks like $googl and possibly $bn

>>60670315
wow what a rugpull. seems things are pumping on quite low volume these days

>>60670257
Goold?

>>60670327
The S&P500 already holds the big name stocks to a huge degree because it's market cap weighted.
Even a global equities ETF holds the big name tech stocks to a large degree because of how big they are. There's no point buying them individually if you hold the index.

It only makes sense to buy an individual name if it's something relatively small which you think is underrepresented by the index holdings.
VOO is like 33% in tech of which Nvidia and Microsoft make up about half.

>>60670268
Sounds bullish imo gonna buy another 5k SPLG tomorrow

????

Buybacks? Tf causes this after hours

>>60670377
NOOOOO I GOT FUUUUCKED

HOLY SHIT
http://www.c

>>60670386
Anon?
ANON?
ANON WHAT DID THEY KILL YOU FOR

>>60670383
Wdym?

>>60670300
Same

Figma IPO in 10 days. Im in for a 50k investment

>>60670425
Gonna dump hard.

>>60670411
>>60670300

Me too lads, maybe buying impulsively with little to no DD at ATH is a bad strat? Only time will tell.

>>60670439
>>60670300
>>60670411
>didn't buy NXDR
Are you guys intentionally wanting to fail?

>>60670439
PayPal will go to $100 EOY.

>>60670427
I dont see why. It's conservatively valued and has a near monopoly in the UX/UI space

If I don’t turn 2k into 3k by next weeks end I’m getting fucked in the ass. What do I buy? HELP

>>60670439
fomo buying usually doesn't go well

>>60670224
Hopefully true. It is *relatively* young, and not trivial to back test. A consumer defensive would do better in downturns though --- SCHD gets hammered like anything during blips down. I own a bunch for my poorfolio size, so not just fudding.

>>60670459
MULN

Miscalculated and somehow thought I had an extra 500 bucks.

>>60670442
hasn't popped off massively yet so I'm interested, maybe I'll buy at open

I'm surprised HOOD and Webull rally so much, I think tariffs and rising costs would put a cap on the amount retail can invest but I guess I was wrong. Consumers aren't feeling the tariffs

>>60670494
>hasn't popped off massively yet

So you wait for a stock to pop off before you buy in? Are you niggers actually retarded?

>>60670501
You really fell for the tariff scare nonsense that leftypol users were spamming about? It literally does not matter.

What do I buy bros?

>>60669453 (OP)
Do you guys have thoughts about Figma ipo? Is it going to be a 150% or -80%?

>>60669688
shit stings ngl, theres always tomorrow

>>60670545
>Leftypol
I think it's everyone, Trump says middle class can't afford shit, Bernie says middle class can't afford shit. They're all lying, American consumers are stronger than ever before

>>60670556

My bags

Or GOOGL for the moonshoot to $225 on Wednesday. This should be a $4trillion market cap company, the precedent has been set.

>>60669600
0% change.

Today's natural gas dump was glorious, I was all in KOLD

i bought 200 shares of gme as a joke and it's actually melting up

>>60670557
>>60670425
picrel is the only Figma I know
I don't wanna miss out on another easy 100% but it's just some web dev bullshit I know nothing about

>>60670696
Guarantee the figmas will turn into shit now that they have share price to worry about. Cost cutting, worse materials, etc. Figmas will become as shoddy as Chinese knock offs and people will stop buying.

Short term, maybe some money to be made, long term, fuck no. Somebody would have bought them out by now if there was long term investment gain

>>60670714
(Yes this is a fun post I know some dumb nigger will believe I'm serious)

Any UUUU bros in here? whats going on with nuclear. literally just put my entire portfolio in it like a month ago because I had to start work and had no time to look at anything else. Now its up 60% wondering If I should sell off some of it.

>>60670632
does that mean it's time to buy BOIL or what, nat gas always spooked me

>>60669729
>Declassify hundreds of thousands of files on MLK
>The biggest takeaway is that the FBI called him a communist
This is only news if you've never read a single word of the FBI's relationship with the civil rights movement. It's an absolute nothingburger, and the Trump administration is only releasing it now to distract from their Epstein cover-up.

>>60670729

The future is nuclear and that requires raw materials, miners finna eat good the next 3 years.

>bought CRCL IPO and then sold literally the day after
>no penalties
Haha
Gonna buy the FIGMA IPO now see if I can flip that for a 2-3x again.

>>60670751
The most shocking thing from the files was learning that MLK was actually Black and not just a polish guy wearing shoe polish.
>>60670768
I bought and held on the CRCL because I massively fucked up my share request. I thought id typed in 30,000 but I didn't realize there was a cent field so I ended up with only 300 dollars worth instead. I literally missed out on life changing money YET AGAIN by putting in my IPO requests drunk and not checking them before the acquisition date.

>>60670750
It just finished pumping for a week straight. Sunday showed no new heatwaves so it dumped hard
Nat gas = electricity
Oil = transportation

>>60670777
Kek. I remember seeing Keeta, the Venmo of Crypto, and planning on buying some but then I got drunk instead. This was like May 6th, it doubled and then doubled and doubled again in value right after that.
>drunk trading, not even once!

>>60670750
I remember being told it was a widowmaker trade, but if I had bought it in 2023 instead of a random memestock I would have made 6k instead of losing 1600.

I wouldn't call natty gas "easy", but because it depends on the weather you can pull up your weather charts for various parts of the USA a few weeks in advance in the summer to see when the heat will peak. Natty gas is dumping right now because California is Chillafornia right now, so demand for Natgas is projected to drop. Usually demand goes up again in early october because of winter, though KOLD usually wins out.

Anyway I wouldn't randomly buy unless you think you halfway understand the market and feel like gambling. Remember the 300 /biz/tards who rekt themselves back in december 2022 because they thought BOIL had "bottomed out", apparently they didn't understand what a LETF is/does.

>>60670729
It's at a 5 year high.

>>60670751
The actual truth is that Epstein is a nothingburger, because Jeetlon keeps pushing it because he thinks he can defeat the 'woke right' and flood america with jeets while TSLA underperforms the market rally.

just dont be married then??

>>60670809
Reminds me of a funny post I saw on [spoiler]reddit[/spoiler] where some guy was asking stock tips, he turns 36 this year and has 176k invested/saved which I thought was decent. But then he mentioned he's married with 2 kids and I realized all that money is gonna be sucked into a college fund or downpayment for a new house further out in the 'burbs when his local area gets jeeted. As an unmarried guy I can work 60-90 hours a week, trade on my phone like a demon and walk away either losing hundreds or gaining thousands. Can't do that with a wife.

So yeah, never get married.

>>60670822
but then how do you deal with the existential crisis of not having kids to cope with the incoming death

>>60670850
For me it is longevity research.

>>60669933
The market in general goes up far more often than it goes down. Letfs are not a meme, you just cant get stuck holding the bag

how envious that people want to kill themselves
how can they be so detached to living

>>60670822
>As an unmarried guy I can work 60-90 hours a week
I'm 35 with 75k NW and doing a mcjob for 25 hours a week. I manage to invest about $500-600 per month ($200/pay into WMT and another $100 or $200 discretionary). It's all about cost management. My hope is that one day I can work less, maybe not retire. I don't know what I'd rather do to keep busy ... I've had a poor track record for finishing my own projects and my I'm at that age where chronic health issues are slowly clipping in.

>>60670822
>>60670850
>>60670866
Some psychology mentions a "legacy project", which could be kids, or some other way to have your efforts left on the world

what a fucking boring day
was really hoping for more gainz

So what are all the programmers and tech dudes doing that got laid off recently? They starting any neat companies?

>>60670905
I agree with your post but I want to add a little nuance that makes sense to me

If you're long one asset, you're implicitly short another. If you're buying equities, you're shorting the USD balance in your account. This happens with forex, commodities, equities, etc. If the market is going up, that means USD should be getting weaker - if both are strong, that means other currencies are going down. The flow of money and risk is an interesting thing to follow.

And of course with derivatives you can trade more abstract things like time and volatility. So it's not that "line goes up" it's "line goes up in inverse to something else".

>>60670967
damn i'm 3x short USD

>>60671003
I mean, in a sense you are? And maybe that's not a bad thing, either. Inflation kills the USD value, which is why equities and other dollar-backed assets have been on such a fucking tear upwards since Covid.
I mean maybe 90% of /smg/ won't "make it", but we'll still do a hell of a lot better than poorfags and normalfags that live pay to pay and have no savings or investments period

>>60670850
Kill yourself, then you will never have to fear death as you will be the death bringer.

>>60670822
>dog took 35 minutes to walk because she's the slowest beast around

>>60671090
I'm losing so much money

>>60670240
Yeah, it's earnings and legislation that move this stock. Earnings will probably be bullish since expectations are so low. Long-term they need to raise premiums as the population ages and gets sicker. That's a big challenge for this company.

Legislation will change when Trump gets out of office.

>>60670313
It's the 7th highest revenue company IN ANY SECTOR, ANY COUNTRY. You think people in the future won't need health insurance?

>>60670469
>MULN
Is there a real bull case or are you guys just meming in here? Total clusterfuck scam of a company looks like it's about to get delisted, unless there's something I don't know.

>>60670087
that seems a bit high. the options chain just opened for next year. that might be safer. I don't like buying super deep OTM options these days. Also the shares are cheap enough you can just buy a fuck ton of them and wait.

This is all a bull trap before the August 1st tariffs, right?

>>60671090
>chad machine costs 1 mill
>slaves cost 1k

>>60671165
>>60670087
These look better.

>>60671174
>before the August 1st tariffs, right?
endless exceptions listed in the 'tariffs' to the point they really no longer matter.

>>60670398
he was too generous of a neighbor and opened his home and buttcheeks to a Somali teen.

>>60670560
Kek why
Did you really see a stock that was 100% in the hour and said “now’s my time”

>>60670560
nice, but don't you ever mention gme in the smg thread

Can someone help me with soxl vs BAKA leaps or something similar? Why one or the other?

so why did everything have to rug to the bell AGAIN

>>60671325
who is responsible for this happening every day

>>60671336
hey that is against the rules

>>60670337
Not today it seems

>>60670807
The actual truth is that trump needs to go into the woodchipper with the rest of his pedophile buddies

>>60671431
Sure, after all the leftists are dead first.

>>60670560
Are you really 50k in the hole on OPEN in one day? Damn...

>>60670560
Amigx?

>>60671455
it's already recovering, it's going to 5 again tomorrow

ABAT bros where we at

>>60671336
people taking profits

>>60671349
just buy and hold bro, what's so hard about that?

NXDR holder reporting in, 20k shares at $1.76.

>>60670087
>>60671180
Forgive me if I'm wrong but aren't NXDR options super low liquidity with huge spreads? Why not just buy stock?

I'll be living and working in China making a handsome wage and will spend it fucking brown island girls. Imagine being stuck in the USA where women are impossible. No amount of stock gains will ever satisfy them!

NXDR chads... are we gonna make it?

>>60671530
enjoy the laduzi

>>60670377
scamming people

>>60669734
I'd bet on $12 until eoy. Question is if it can reach $20 again now that they took over Metallix Refining in the US.

>>60671557
It's like opening a mystery box every time though whether it's ladyboy, hooker, girl who falls in love with you, or just wants to try the white monster!

>>60671582
Elaborate plox

i'm glad i invested in that ice cream
i had a coupon so i bought the dip too
but now it's all gone

>>60671598
Oh fuck yeah I just remembered I have some french vanilla in my freezer. I did just eat some food though

>crumbling up a coffee crisp and putting it on top
heavenly

>>60671598
Ice cream is probablly the best desert on a value per dollar per a calorie basis. Cheesecake is prob numba 1 on flavor with no regard to efficiency though.

>>60671615
My mother was a baker so I will always be a slut for baked goods.

It's over.

>-.01%
Markets are colllapsing. Why is this happening?

>>60671665
If the market let people make money everyone would be rich. Total and complete collapse incoming.

>>60671522
checked. they are until they aren't. IF (big IF) Nextdoor goes on some crazy run like OPENdoor or they get acquired, then I just want more leverage basically.

If I had 20k shares like you I would probably just hold them and sell covered calls against them. but, I only hold 5k shares and around 30 of these. I rolled over my NXDR 12/19/2025 2.00 calls over to the 3/26 2s.

You also have to remember NAV on this stock was like $10 or some shit during their initial uplisting, so it has a bit of room to go.

>>60671582
You gonna answer me and explain, lil bro?

>>60671012
oh look its the decay nigger
fuck im losing so much money on soxl decay monkey gorilla nigger
Im up 38k so far, fuck i shouldve listen to you and sold at 12
sorry decay monkey gorilla macaque nigger

how about a little music to lighten the tense mood
in dis here thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3K1nnCl-TM

>>60669526
>Berkshire Hathaway: “You’re Getting A Great Franchise,” Says Jim Cramer
NO NO NO

>>60671693
What? I'm not talking about etf decay, I'm saying the USD is shit to hold long term, and that losses mathematically hurt more than wins help. I mentioned tracking error (once) which works both ways.
The only time etf decay hurts is if you're losing or neutral, and it just compounds an already bad trade, and that's much different than being able to trade successfully

I'm not going to diversify anymore. I'd rather dump once than 5 times.

>>60669941
Only if youre a brokie

7 a.m., wakin' up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal (Cereal)
Seein' everything, the time is goin'

>>60671723
Its not Friday yet Rebecca

>>60671727
we we we we so excited
we so excited

>>60671699
Reverse Cramer index is usually right

>>60671798
*inverse, fucking auto correct

Remember the chart

So what's going on with OPEN and NXDR? Is it some sort of squeeze? Should I buy shares or just avoid them?

>>60671899
My own rule of thumb is that if you have to ask, you probably shouldn't be trading that asset. Not being rude, I'm just loss averse

uhhhhh... guys?

>>60669616
YGMI

Yeah ok, now it's clear. There's some kind of "pre-pre-premarket".

>premarket 8am EST
>prepremarket 3 am est
>preprepremarket 2:55am est

Not the first time I've seen such moves 5 min prior to 3am est.

>>60671801
Someone should add UNH to this. He was shilling it right up until it crashed 50% kek

>>60671990
COSMO NO NONO NO
t 90% UNH port @ 301.5

jk though seriously the fundamentals of it are fine it’s just sentiment. It’s all institutionally owned and it’s radioactive to any institution who has ESG guides or activist investor shareholders. So I tell myself, the bear thesis on it is just so weak

>SOXL down nearly an entire point

Don't know if it's time to sell or not bros. What do you guys think?

>smiggers screaming about futures
>look inside
>green
How we feelin jewglies?

>>60672376
literally everything is red though?

>>60672196
Sell it all. Today.

>>60672376
Was the chump that bought Jewgle as their first stock yesterday
Beginner's luck never fails, but only happens once

>>60671899

Trading NXDR now halted on my broker.

Today is the shakeout before tomorrow's breakout.

AUG 1 WILL BE BLOOD RED

>>60672396
>everything on my garbage list is red
SPY is literally flat

>>60672471
and this is the kind of tard that raves about spy and soxl here all day

>He doubted OSCR
>(So did I)

in 6 months time both UNH & OSCR are going to be looked back as the most obvious value buys during this period of overvaluation.

>>60672479
your screencap literally has DOGE in it

Europe is extremely undervalued and overlooked

>>60672508
lmao

>>60672508
No, american stocks are just massively overvalued at the moment, but the tarrif threats are still going to keep euro stocks rocky for the near future.

>>60672524
European companies will grow as european governments start spending more money
the market isn't pricing this in, it's pricing total european stagnation which is wrong, therefor making euro equities undervalued

I'm fucked today lol

>>60671934
oh no
anyways

All in on Figma when it IPO

>>60672531
>as european governments start spending more money
Most countries here already have a defecit, I don't see how running a bigger budget deficit/taxing more is going to improve the economic situation. Euro companies are primarily held back by overregulation and taxes.

>>60672552
>>60672552
>>60672552

>>60672549
>Euro companies are primarily held back by overregulation and taxes
and austerity
that doesn't help

>>60672508
>>60672516
Nice try, but you'll never trick the yew-rop-ians into trading on their own markets instead of lining up at the U.S. markets everday like it is a bread line

>>60671595
Spotted the gacha player