i turn 36 on sunday. still waiting for my real life to begin. just need a 10x on my net worth.

I am 31 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>60674153
Just 10x your money bro

the secret to success is getting started

>>60674145 (OP)
I'm retired at 22. Sucks to suck? Lmao. No, I won't post my crypto portfolio.

>>60674145 (OP)
32 years old, and I need 100x. I won't make it until I'm 42 at this rate. At least I get to fuck girls, it's not so bad.

Your life is over. Hope you enjoyed it, no refunds.

>>60674145 (OP)
I am 30
years old

>>60674145 (OP)
Same but 40yo

>>60674153
Also same

>>60674153
How is that even possible?

I just need two 10x's and then a 5x. One turns 5k into 50k. Then 50k to 500k, and finally 500k to 2.5m

>>60674302
just went with the "dude chill don't worry it will happen" meme and of course nothing ever happened

>>60674352
"don't worry just be yourself and girls will fall over sideways for you"

biggest psy op in the book

>>60674145 (OP)
I’m 34 and only worth 80k. I already threw in the towel.

I fucked 170 Thai hookers and before that I fucked 50 girls before graduating college. I realize the best times of my life are behind me. You should too

>>60674365
5 Thai hookers = 1. Do the conversion.

Just lower your standards by 10x

>>60674352
I present a solution

>>60674352
I was in the same position as you are. I ground out online dates until I got laid.

>>60674153
>>60674352
Getting a girl really does require some amount of chasing. I didn't kiss a girl until I was 19. Before that I put in 0 effort and nothing happened, I knew plenty of girls and were friends with some from class in high school, but nothing happened. Years later I learned that one girl had a crush on me and in hindsight had given me signs but I was too obtuse to see it and had already considered her out of my league.
If I hadn't put in any amount of chase, if I didn't outright hit on girls, or effort towards being charismatic or looking good and taking care of myself, nothing would have happened.
>>60674302
Why is it so hard to understand how that's possible? Surely you spent time with other guys your age growing up and saw at least some of them never have a gf or hookup with anyone. For some of them, that simply never changes.

>>60674302
He’s gay.

>>60674157
it's that easy?

>>60674153
>>60674279
It's over for you two.

>>60674352
That's what works for girls retard. Men take the active role.

>>60674890
It is *all* about chasing. That's literally all you need.

26 yo bros ww@?

>>60674352
The biggest lie ever sold in our era.When I have children I will plan for their future beyond even 18. I promise. If my son is struggling with girls, I will recognize it and help him.

>>60674153
damn i would be so pissed if this was me.
i had this passionate romance with a girl when i was 11. she was same age. first time i kissed with tongue. now that im older, i think her dad was sexually abusing her. apparently she was kissing my bro the same way.
didnt get to have sex until i was 19. spent a weekend with this thicc bitch i met online. we fucked for hours in a best western.
over the years had some more women. its never been enough, but im glad i got some good experiences. i recommend it.
60k net worth.

im 47 next week and never held hands with a girl

>>60674145 (OP)
Im about same as you but I already have my house and girlfriend

>>60674331
youll get a 0.1x and turn your 5k into $500 if you dont stop fucking gambling, degenerate.

>>60674302
Ending up as an adult kissless virgin is the easiest thing ever.

Just be relatively quiet and never approach a girl, boom congratulations you're a kissless virgin not that complicated

>>60675786
if you look and sound like Brad Pitt or you have mad drip women will flock to you. most people are just ugly and boring.
so glad i wasnt born ugly.

>>60674145 (OP)
I could have had many women and gfs in my life but instead decided to be as passive and distant from them as possible. I was so poor and my life was so miserable that I'd rather not live like that with someone else. plus my mom is a narcissist and did as much damage and manipulation to control me that I had no clue how to live my life. I've wasted so much fucking time in my life chasing a little bit of hope and being put back by life itself and by other people that I kept postponing my love life.
then one day I realized I was wasting time with the people that surrounded me. I was so desperate at 36 that I found a girl on bumble that was clearly very interested in my and just went with the flow. after almost 3 years of living together I decided to end it all because of my insecurities (and hers too). I immediately went back to living my previous miserable life, thinking that somehow things would improve with all the projects and stuff I was doing.
it's been almost 2 years and I'm still almost as miserable as ever. I bought land with the idea of building my own thing, and later decided I wouldn't build anything there for a number of reasons. I wanted to do other shit and I don't have a safe place to store my shit and build those.
I'm fucked. I'm exhausted. I don't know what the fuck to do with my life.

thanks for reading my blog. I hope someone, somewhere, gives a shit about my stupidity.

>>60674153
Same but 30
It's super common. These tourist normgroids replying to you acting surprise need to leave this website

>>60676404
I mean you went farther than most here. How decent was the bumble girl? Was she white as well?

Don’t fall for the bait. You can still thoroughly enjoy your life well into your 50s. It just means settling for divorced cougars. Believe it or not, the older you get the more attractive old people become. It gets to a point where when you’re about 50 that you actually will prefer the cougar women.
>im 52 and haven’t made it yet. 0 retirement btw

>>60674145 (OP)
I had a real life while broke. Eventually the house of cards crumbled and I got stuck having to check out of having a life to makeup for lost time financially.
Balance is everything.

>>60676436
Yeah I'm broke and realizing I'm gonna have to trade a lot more of time to wage and study as opposed to if I just went to college at 18

>>60674145 (OP)
I'm worth, $40 million, which is good for my age but the big boys are all $100MM-$300MM working above me, they're usually 50-60+ though so I figure I'll get there

>>60676431
Stop kidding yourself. The older women don't become more attractive. The attractive women your age just become old and they don't seem as gross as people their age did when you were fifteen years younger.

>>60674153
Same, but I banged whores. Feels weird that I did that first before kiss but I am technically still virgin because my penis never touched vagina because I wore condoms

>>60674302
It’s very easy to end up alone with no social life as an adult. No social life = no meeting women = no sex

>>60676426
I'm attractive but socially retarded and traumatized. I could have had many very pretty women but I didn't because I refused.
my ex was decent was decent. kinda ugly, not white, but a good woman. too bad she got weirdly emotional at the end and I don't have patience for weird shit, and she was getting tired of my autism too, so I decided to end it and she was ok with it.

>>60674480
man being the male version of this is Hell Mode

>>60674145 (OP)
Getting a 10x is so hard

>>60676404

>>60674145 (OP)
Supra is a 10x, at $0.004 rn, easy 20x from here.

>>60676445
The old "good for my age" cope. Reminds me of that faggot doctor who thinks he's hot shit with a million pounds worth of BTC. Like, you might make it one day or you might not but you're not shit right now you cocksucking faggot.

>>60675568
Yep! You chase the girl, the white knights chase you and the cops chase them. It's like a Benny Hill skit!

>>60674352
>>60674153
Go to the gym fag and get strong

>>60674145 (OP)
I'm 36 and I'm one small pump away from $2.5 mil net worth.

>>60676404
how much of your failure do you attribute to getting tricked by chainlink?

>>60674163

Fake and gay

>>60676445

Just fake

>>60677487

Just gay

I just need BTC to 10x to start living my real life

>>60674145 (OP)
Retard
Stack dividend stocks so you can be a comfy neet

>>60677555
0%.
I blame 4chan in part though. this forum feeds my avoidant personality.

>>60674153
i turn 30 in 5 months and same fug..

Broke and freshly turned 18 here, have a wagie job lined up and starting an engineering degree in the fall.
How do I make it bros? I don't want to be 40 and still posting about how my life sucks on /biz/

>>60677649
>engineering degree
Get a job as a quant at a hedge fund.

I accomplished all the personal life achievements you retards will never get within 100 miles of before I even started fucking around with /smg/ stuff just gambling with my wife's brokerage account (not the 401k)

>>60674302
girls dont want you
its that simple

>>60677687
i hope she divorces your ass and takes your stupid stupid normalnigger

>>60674153
I'm 32 and the only girl I kissed was a brazilian escort.

>>60674145 (OP)
At least you’ll make it by 40 if you have 10k link

>>60674153
>I am 31 years old and I never even kissed a girl
you're not missing anything, you'll never believe me because you've been brainwashed by media but you're not missing anything.

>>60678341
Cope. He's missing a lot.

>>60674163
Nigga you live with your mom and your nigger step dad stfu

>>60674480
I bet she will suck the soul out of your cock 11/10 would

>>60674153
Reading that hurts, because kissing is one of the best things on this world, the connection is beautiful, better than the actual sex. If not for LSD, it would be my nr1 of best things in life. You'll gonna make it tho, i believe in you. It's never to late and girls spawn like mushrooms, so don't stress yourself too much over it, your time will come. Cheers!

>>60678822
>just bee you'reself bro

>>60678341
kissing a girl who smells nice and has nice breath is perhaps one of the sweetest things on this earth. he's missing out.

>>60674145 (OP)
bump

>>60674145 (OP)
bump

>>60677493
all I know is the gym I love lifting, stronger than most people around me

>>60674145 (OP)
I am 35 now, retired at 30.
300K pension.

26 here, I'm kinda disillusioned with life. Growing up I'd play videogames and watch movies. This caused my to look at adulthood with enthusiasm, optimism and a sense of awe at the endless possibilities and aventures life had to offer. Then you grow up and learn life is dictated by the dollar and most things are either illegal, expensive, impossible or pointless. The world is effectively globalized, everything has been explored and discovered. Scientific advancement is a joke. All land is claimed and civilized. A small group of people acting without the backing of the elite will affect nothing. Tourism is just a commercial plug and play experience. Every country is headed in the same direction with nowhwre to run to. But worst of all it feels that the myth of the lone individual changing the world or going on a legendary quest is just that, a myth. We still live in the world of lords and serfs, but honestly being a lord isn't even that much better because there's not that much to do. Even things that are achievable require you to dedicate your entire existance to just that one thing, the man who indulges in many pursuits is gone. I don't know man, you guys can make fun of me all you want but real life seems dull as shit compared to the stories of characters like James Bond, Indiana Jones, Iron Man or whatever other character you wanna pick. What is there to even look forward to? Toil, minimal returns and disappointment... What makes it worse is boomers and gen Xrs not understanding. They'll just go "all you need is a job, a house and a good girlfriend" as if, these people are effectively foreigners or aliens to our reality. I hope I'm wrong.

>41
>Divorced
>2 kids 50% custody
>Haven’t touched an adult female in 4 years
>My own house
>Gym regularly
>$700k net worth

>>60676421
>It's super common
Lmao. No, it's not.

>>60678822
>because kissing is one of the best things on this world, the connection is beautiful, better than the actual sex.

Only for high estrogen fags like you.

>>60674480
in 2025 she gets 20 matches a day minimum and ghosts 18 of them.

>>60678448
>she

>>60674145 (OP)
bump

>>60682975
Beta cucks like you who only have chances with dogs and sheep shouldn't be the ones to talk, i'll give you 3/10 for the ragebait tho

>>60674145 (OP)
bump

>>60674480
I guarantee you she gets more matches than half of you fucks lmao

>>60674890
Yeah but a 30+ year old male virgin is like 0.003% of the population. It should never get to that point.

>>60674153

I'm 31 and a VIRGIN.

I've eaten 2 pussys, finger fucked 6 and I've dated 20 different women between the age of 18 - 25.

I didn't date at all from 25 - 30.

I just recently went on a date with a chubby, tattooed, pink haired, single mother. I probably could've smashed, but I wasn't vibing with her. She was cool, but not cool enough that I wanted to fuck her in that moment...

>>60674153
>>60684716

I've also made-out with probably like 30+ women...

>>60674145 (OP)
I turned 55 and it turns out my real life is sitting on my ass consuming content on the internet and complaining loudly to nobody.

>>60677579
BTC hitting a 10x might take a while, but some low caps like SUI or even quiet gems like UTK could move quicker. Gotta focus on where the action is anon.

>>60684716
Lmaooo, how did you eat 2 pussies and no in and out?
I have banged over a 100 whores, not all of them were whores though

>>60685537

I couldn't get hard. Alcohol was involved for a lot of this...

My first gf cheated on me with the neighbor before we had sex, so I dumped her.

My 2nd gf let me finger her, but was afraid of having sex, then became a Lesbian for 5 or 6 years, then became straight again...

I got my pebis sucked by a 34yo goth single mother after she drive me home to her house while I was drunk at the bar at 22 years old. I couldn't get hard and she was on her period.

One was a black chick that sucked me off in the boiler room at a party while her football playing brother was outside the door.

I've also been molested by an unknown amount of women (I lost track).

>>60685568
So you're a virgin harlot?

>>60685568
Lmao good stories, well you'll get there eventually. Less booze for you, whisky dick is real + if you have anxiety for your first time that won't help either since it's all a bad combination all together.
I rarely got molested by women, interesting. But I guess it depends if you're in a nightclub and they are wasted somehow

>>60685585

I wish I got paid, lmao!

>>60685586

I went to a lot of house parties...

>>60674145 (OP)
You'd better find a hobby before you really feel that nothing is worthwhile
The only reason I started with crypto five years ago was because I felt I no longer had a purpose, I feel happier holding shit like frogs and npc than going to my fucking job every day and pretending that I'm okay with it

>>60685802

>>60674145 (OP)
bump

>>60685802
yeah i just turned 40 and no hobbies basically, about to kms because even if i retire tomorrow, i have stopped enjoying stuff. what i enjoy is just sitting on a lawn chair and not having to do stuff.

>>60674153