UK edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60675370

Why are yuropoors so gay

Reminder to be internationally invested

>>60678392 (OP)
Why are you guys so mean to dividend redditors /smg/? >>60676702

>>60678396
This is a surefire way to underperform the market. If you feel you must psychologically, only weight about 5% of your portfolio

is there any official details on these trade deals or what?

good

brits are the worst tourists ever

>>60678395
brits are not european

>>60678396
If I go to Japan as a 6"2 white guy with my king hair, how do I get girls? I can get girls in America without much difficulty, but I'm not sure where to go in Japan. The language barrier would be difficult and I'm not sure and dating apps

>>60678399
because dividend investing is for midwits. on the surface they seem (feel) good, but if you look at various studies they're irrelevant. it can lead to yield chasing which will underperform, and it's not tax efficient in after-tax accounts.

ABVX is undervalued at $55, best case scenario is $375.
Source: Pharma bro

>>60678401
Reminds me of an debate with a short seller, I think it was Jim chanos. Basically he got btfo and coped by saying it was only 5% of his port

>>60678401
>This is a surefire way to underperform the market
this. I honestly don't understand why bother. only the US allows for such insane levels of valuation.

High dividend aristocrat type stocks will moon on the Powell resigning news. don't say I didnt warn you

>>60678430
>2025
>divvies
buyback chads won this ages ago.

>>60678430
If inflation goes down again next month they are going to look like such massive tards

>>60678396
but dax just crashes

>>60678430
He's not gonna resign.

>>60678444
didnt he announce hes gonna do it for 8 more months? Trump will put in a Jewish pedophile that will promise him lower rates in exchange for more burning of epstein Docs

>>60678407
Unfortunately all those stats are dogshit nowadays. Women only want the top .05% of men, what you are describing might land you a fat chick or a whale.

>>60678450
I get girls in America who aren't fat, and I'm way taller for the Japanese. I've been told by my weeb coworker who has been there and has a Taiwanese wife that'd I do well. I'd definitely need some tips from someone with experience though. His gf said Asian girls are into white guys who look like Jesus, so here's hoping

>$FCX | Freeport-McMoRan Q2 2025 Earnings
>- Rev. $7.58B (est $7.18B)
>- Adj EPS 54C (est 45C)
>- Copper Production 963M Lbs, -7.1% Y/Y
>- Estimates Tariffs Could Have Potential To Increase Costs Of Goods It Purchases In US By About 5%

>coppercompany
>copper despite china risk always high and now even higher
>produce less
>cry about tariffs

kek

>>60678449
His term ends in may 2026. He wont leave until then. I doubt Trump will be able to force him out earlier.

>>60678459
I'm obviously kidding anon. Most white guys do well in Asia, even short bald dudes. It's goofy to even ask in the first place but here's your (You) and whatever validation you were seeking. Better go buy a plane ticket now instead of just talking about it with strangers you will never meet online.

Jerome “Too Late” Powell is going to dump the market today.

All he had to do was cut rates. Now he’s going to get fired!

>>60678472
>I'm obviously kidding anon.
Ah okay, I can't tell sometimes on here because always say how impossible it is to get girls

>Exclusive: World Economic Forum founder Klaus Schwab engaged in a pattern of workplace misconduct over the past decade, an internal probe found

Klaus, es ist vorbei.

>>60678485
bug bros....

>>60678476
This is Asia we are talking about bros. Even the white incels online here have banged an asian chick in the west before a white chick. It's somewhat hilarious in itself really. I fucking hate to even admit it myself the first girl I went all the way with was asian too. Asian girls are easy mode.

>>60678485
und u VILL rape ze bugs

>>60678475
can't he just shut up for one day...

>>60678485
I bet he hired OLs (Office Lolis), it's the trend these days.

>>60678485
he’s on the epstein list too most likely

>>60678518
It's almost like if you aren't on the Epstein List you aren't cool

>>60678529
There is no list boss.

>>60678534
His list of dudes who have sucked cock included you on it.

>White House Official: Japan To Buy 100 Boeing Planes
>- Japan To Boost Rice Purchases By 75%, Buy $8 Billion In Agricultural And Other Products
>- Japan To Hike Defence Spending With US Firms To $17B Annually, From $14B

All those deals are meant to save Boeing, kek

my plays Big food (KHC CAG PEP etc are back on the menu and will have a bull run)

TGT has a 70% upside within a year or so

>>60678539
Saving Boeing would be an incredible political feat. I am thankful for President trump

>>60678539
Honest question. Is this a real deal that's actually been written down and signed or what? Every single announcement feels like fake news.

For me it's RR.L

>>60678392 (OP)
Let me guess, billionaires exempt, just like how private jets are exempt from airplane carbon tax in EU?

For me it’s spmo

>>60678586
All the rich people have already left long ago.

>>60678564
I doubt it will happen or if it does, it was going to happen anyways. Japan isn't an autocracy. Do they just expect the federal govt to buy this shit? What do they even do with the stuff they buy? Randomly distribute it to private firms?

>>60678564
It's real until somebody just say
>fuck it
Even if they wrote it down, what would it mean? It mostly based on trust. Which is why nobody should deal with the US.

>>60678407
>>60678459
>>60678476
Why don’t you buy some UNH instead of RPing on the Ghanaian cobalt mining board

>>60678611
This is cope

>>60678597
Oh no, looks like the billionaires are actually the real globlaists. Who would have thought haha

>>60678597
How the fuck is China losing millionaires? Lmao just block them from leaving. Where are they even going to go if they can't? Hahahaha, just take away their passports and say international travel isn't real.

>>60678564
It’s real if the US says it’s real buddy, besides 100 boings will only last like three years before they just buy something else to replace them once the doors and wing glue comes off

Why isnt Trump talking about how Hillary and Co murdered Seth Rich? maybe that kike really is the deep state

GPRO, another WSB pnd?

>>60678636
You think?

>>60678633
Because as soon as the politburo meets with a "Millionaires agenda" they're all going to leave so fucking fast and hard it'd make even Stalin's head spin. And if they announce it suddenly, they're the only people that have the resources to find alternative means to escape the country anyway. It'd also scare the everliving fuck out of investors because that's some genuine Mao era shit.

>>60678636
If he was really deep state he would be raping povvos with consumption taxes and insider trading telegraphed stock market churn boss

>>60678549
Shitoeing is a shittier prop up even than shitntel.

is the soxl train over for a while?

>>60678644
>but muh Chinese century
This sounds like China is on the verge of collapsing though.

>>60678568
That has to be 100% money laundering. No reason for them to rocket 500% over nothing.

Are there Riceexporters in the SP500 or why is it 0,3% higher than NDX?

>>60678655
Well the alternative is every fucking millionaire in the entire country packing up and leaving without so much as a second thought. It's the difference between bleeding out slowly and having all the blood punched out of you.

>>60678654
Probably but who knows what the next buy point is

>>60678392 (OP)
The UK gets everything they deserve and more for their role in the 1930-40s.
I hope that shitty little island turns into Bangladesh 2.0

>>60678666
That's very grim indeed. I'm glad I wasn't born Chinese.

> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH

>"Housing in our Country is lagging because Jerome “Too Late” Powell refuses to lower Interest Rates. Families are being hurt because Interest Rates are too high, and even our Country is having to pay a higher Rate than it should be because of “Too Late.” Our Rate should be three points lower than they are, saving us $1 Trillion per year (as a Country). This stubborn guy at the Fed just doesn’t get it — Never did, and never will. The Board should act, but they don’t have the Courage to do so!"

>>60678678
Truly, in this way, we are blessed.

>>60678691
Ok, but what about the inflation. It's still above 2%

>>60678695
I’m just glad I was born white.
My life isn’t amazing but just that little detail is a game changer.

SOXL

pump baby, pump

UNH experiencing an unusual amount of outside retail trading for the last few weeks

>>60678746
Today *compared* to the past weeks, to be clear

>>60678713
The U.S. federal government is a one trick pony in this regard; they will only use inflation to deal with their debt problem. It is the only trick they ever learned

>>60678718
I wouldn't mind buying more SOXL cheapies if it goes lower.

>>60678760
But it seems that Jerome/FED don't want that, at least not beyond their usual inflation target.

>>60678392 (OP)
It's well known the exodus of norf FC to Ibiza every summer via easyJet is the main contributor to climate change, I for one fully endorse the idea of building a giant chain fence around this great nation to stop the spread of norf FC culture and it's inevitable cultural take over Europe.

might buy this

>>60678777
Oi

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

>>60678753
Earnings report are coming, all stocks tend to acto more volatile whenever that happens

I'm getting fucked today, and not in a good way boss.

Looks like now MSFT is starting to get punished for their breach

>>60678794
Oh great drum pepe, please lend me your energy and poom nxdr

Mooglies.......why?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>60678813
Zoom out fag

>>60678779
ok, i put 5% in (my portfolio was like 95% tech anyway, need to diversify)

Fuck TXN

WHAT ARE YOU BUYING TODAY FUAAAAK??

>>60678841
try not to buy anything until lunch time. let shit settle a bit.

>>60678841
WellWhaddaya selling?

>>60678821
keikaku doori

>>60678851
Any chance you have a lot of good things on sale?

RIP MY CRYPTO (luckily I shorted it more than slightly more than 1:1 kek)

Wow GEV up 13% today. Wish I put more into this little gamble

Can’t believe I’m back in the green after 5 years of this rollercoaster

how is SMG this dead?

WMT is such a fucking piece of shit. It was vertical at open and dumped ten minutes later. I should have just fucking sold and got it over with.

>>60678877
What was the last thing you learned here?

>>60678656
It's not going up for nothing tho

>>60678856
Nothing on sale stranger (tariffs are biting), hehehe

>>60678877
quite possible when at least 3 people were trying to shit on that other anon yesterday that had +40posts.

It actually always happens. I've had days where I also posted a lot. I then stopped and the next day
>Why is nobody posting
>dead thread

They only saw my post count but didn't count in all the replies I got.

>>60678887
to buy GME in 2019 for 4 dollars a share

>>60678887
I learned that housing is a problem in this country because Too Late isn't reducing the interest rates boss.

>>60678877
It's up 4% today
What more do you want?

>>60678893
so instead of being 20% of all posts in the thread, I was indirectly responsible for like 40-50%.

>>60678877
People lost money and don't feel like they will make it. So why talk about something that wiped you out?

How come no one seems to care that Israel is keeping millions of people on the edge of starvation in Gaza? People can't believe how ordinary Germans ignored the atrocities of the holocaust but we're doing the exact same thing in 2025. It's perhaps even worse because we live in the age of information and have videos of them starving and getting shot while waiting in line for food. How the fuck is everyone just going about their lives as if nothing is happening?

>>60678392 (OP)
I bought this stock 3 years ago for 22 (euros). Glad I am finally back in the green after being in the red for 3 years straight

https://seekingalpha.com/symbol/ABVX

>>60678887
That I should build a time machine, go all in on bitcoin, and skip the stock market completely because it is no longer relevant. My biggest #1 mistake in life was ignoring bitcoin in favor of the stock market

>>60678909
Do I buy or sell?

>>60678392 (OP)
oi mate, ya go' a loicense fo' dat 'olidae

>>60678909
germans were complacent not ignorant.

>>60678909
It's way worse this time as you explained. I reduced /pol in part because of this. I browse the catalog and see a thumbnail of a child. I don't want to see it, yet I click it. I think of my little nephew. How if he was that, blown to parts, missing leg, missing arm. How he would cry. It's just so fuckin painful.

I will not have any relationship to a jew anymore. There's no excuse.

>>60678761
I bought two calls two days ago with a strike price of 26 dollars expiring in 60 days. I'm kind of feeling the pain, although I don't see any reason why it should be dipping.

Any good housing stocks anyone can recommend? I feel we might see some movement soon with that stuff

>>60678917
My biggest regret is getting a finance education. I wouldn't have avoided all this meme garbage and would be a multi millionaire instead of just a millionaire.

>>60678909
This is a stock market thread, but to answer your question the Gazans had this coming for letting Hamas come to power. Had October the 7th not occurred and the Gazans simply refrained from trying to murder innocent Jews they could have lived peacefully on their little strip of land, but they chose to attack and you can blame the Egyptian government for not taking these people in, but I don't blame Egypt for not taking them in, they are terrorists boss.

>>60678909
because Israel has the holocaust card and thus can genocide, it's the rules bro

>Japan Trade Pact Is A 'Bad Deal,' Say Detroit Automakers -
@WSJ

Master dealmaker

>>60678943
American cars are shit and should be out of business

C'mon, dump. Sell the news, amirite

>>60678430
Is there a good ETF to buy?

$ORLY is a serious compounder how have I never heard of this shit

>>60678691
Fed cuts probably wouldn't even lower the 30y

>>60678943
What's wrong with the deal boss?

>>60678877
Dude we're working. A lot of us have morning meetings

>>60678872
>GEV
That shit has been taunting me from the watchlist since right after it got split off. Insane run up.

>US Existing Home Sales Jun: 3.93M (est 4.00M; prev 4.03M; prev 4.04M)
- Existing Home Sales (M/M): -2.7% (est -0.7%; prev 0.8%; prev R 1.0%)
>- Median Home Price For Existing Homes (USD): 435.3K or +2.0% From Jun 2024 (prev 422.8K or +1.3%)

At least houses are at the target

>>60678887
Someone shilled me ccj at the April lows which was pretty cool

>>60678962
Yeah I heard glowing things about it on the ft podcast and only put a modest amount in because it already had a pretty high p/e. Up 40% since I bought it.

>>60678952
SCHD has always been the king of dividend etfs

>>60678909
My sympathy for muslims has been eroding yoy and after bataclan entered negative territory

Also this is a stock market thread

>>60678965
It's really funny how the fed could lower rates and inflation could go down since housing would be cheaper

>>60678941
Baggler confirmed long nose tribe

Another day, another soxl

Is XYZ still going to 100? I sold my PONY bags at a loss to get in Monday and now it went well past my breakeven literally two days later.

>>60678975
Schd is not aristocrats tho and debatebly has worse downside protection

>>60678994
Look at its CAGR on seeking alpha compared to div aristocrat etfs

>>60678981
Existing Houses prices are going down (well actually with +2% still going up) because in the NHSA report they said that new house builders are lowering prices due to weak demand.

If they lower the rates and with that POSSIBLY mortgage rates (possibly unlikely since they are tied to the 10 and 30y yields and they are not as strictly tied to FedFund as the 2y) house prices will just go back to +3-4% inflation.
see >>60678959


>>60678960
Didn't read the WSJ boss.

Am I the last intcel still standing?

so TXN is down almost 12% because it beat earnings?

>>60678395
.

>>60679023
no
earnings tomorrow have me nervous, wondering if I should get some puts just in case

PRINTER CHADS. WTF WAS THAT

>>60679031

Why on Earth did nature make it so that the female surplus kicks in right as they're at their most biologically useless

>>60679034
the premium on puts are kind of absurd though

>>60678873
congrats man

>>60679037
the hags (female surplus) have tons of migrants (the male surplus) to groom. If migrants were teenage girls the hags would be burning down migrant centers.

So when is UHN starting MOASS?

>>60679037
women are a vestigial remnant of a primitive era. we'll soon have artificial wombs and real anime wives and we can drive them into volcanoes once and for all. mfw that happens.

>>60679037
A. Too more 101 baby boys are born for each 100 baby girls
B. Some studies suggets that extreme military training makes males more prone to have baby girls.
C. Some international relations woman made a study considering increased crime rates for those generations were women are lacking
D. Turns out in those societies women tend to become commodities and overall their quality of life lowers

From different sources:

>The automaker's sales have dropped for four straight months across much of Europe. For the first quarter, sales of all fully-electric cars rose 28% in Europe while Tesla's sales slumped 37.2%.
Stay up to date with the latest news, trends and innovations that are driving the global automotive industry with the Reuters Auto File newsletter. Sign up here.
In Sweden, Tesla's new car sales in April plunged 80.7% to their lowest since October 2022. Its sales in the Netherlands fell 73.8% to their weakest for that month since 2022 and were down 33% in Portugal, a bigger drop than the previous month.
Sales in Denmark dropped 67.2%, data showed on Thursday, while France reported a 59.4% fall.

Versus:
>In countries like the UK, Spain, and the Netherlands, Tesla’s June sales surged significantly compared to May.

>Explosive growth in the UK, Spain, and the Netherlands
Tesla’s most notable performance came in the United Kingdom, where June registrations jumped 224% month-over-month, and Spain, where registrations more than tripled. This made Tesla the top-selling electric car brand for the month in both countries, as per a CarUp report.

>The Netherlands saw Tesla become the best-selling car brand in June across all vehicle segments. Tesla’s continued success in Norway also appears to be holding steady, though full figures for the market have not yet been finalized.

Total:

>For Q2 2025, Tesla sold 373,728 of the Models 3 and Y across North America, Europe, China, and its other markets. But that's an 11.5 percent decrease compared to the 422,405 Models 3 and Y that Tesla sold in Q2 2024, a quarter that itself saw a year-on-year decline.

>The rest of Tesla's sales are a mix of the increasingly elderly Model S sedan and Model X SUV, as well as the US-only Cybertruck. Here, the decline is far more severe—with just 10,394 sold, that's a 22.5 percent decrease on Q2 2024

Gonna be great earnings

>>60678900
Checked. I'm in Hydrofarm which is a low float similar to SMG. Focused on weed initially but then diverisified with the former CEO of Hostess

>>60678986
You've inspired me to hold on to my SOXL calls anon. Thank you

>>60679037
because that's the age when the majority of incels have ended up killing themselves boss

my VXUS is...outperforming

>>60679059
Pretty much

>>60679037
mean have generally done the more dangerous things and put into the stressful situations shortening their average lifespan

WOLF shill is my hero.

>>60679079
What about women who die from childbirth boss?

NXDR bros, feed me cope frfr

sold my nxdr yesterday because my boomer dad said "fuck that app i deleted it"

>>60679083
that´s not an issue for developed countries like it used to be 70 years ago

>>60679089
We're long term investors boss.

>>60678999
It has basically the same cagr as vig longterm but worse total return

>>60679089
>>60679091
Duality of /biz/

>>60679093
It should still be reflected in the fucking chart. The women who died in child birth 50 years ago isn't taking up room in the 70 year old slot boss.

reminder to slurp SAP because it got heemed by earnings and is now crashing (as in just about reached the expectations)

>>60679089
we must meme a buyout by META or something into happening.

Is the boss tripfag an AI, after all?

>>60679096
schd serves an important market function of keeping cowards poor

>>60678976
This. And I hate the french. But fuck murdering people in cold blood that are of no consequence to whatever happened in your shithole country. Tarrant was vindicated in his actions and you will never convince me otherwise.

WHEN I SAY GOOGLIE YOU SAY MOOGLIE!

GOOGLIE!

>>60679031
Following the path of Japan, it's the same everywhere, really

>>60679107
>implying my intelligence is fake and gay
Nah I'm real boss.

>>60679121
I mean you're a jew so you're fake and gay by default

>>60679128
baggie is wh*te

>House Speaker Mike Johnson said he is “disenchanted” with Jerome Powell, as President Donald Trump attacks the Federal Reserve chairman over frustrations with high interest rates

Yo, they gonna disenchant our boy Powell

>>60679132
Nigga ain't no white person writing this
>>6067894
The nose knows

>>60679113

MOOGLIE


MOOGLIES ASSEMBLE!

GOOGLIE!

>>60679140
Holy shit he fucking deleted it

Nice try jewggler

>>60679136
It would just not be the same without JPow.

should I long term invest in Salesforce, Amazon, Bitcoin, or Google?

>>60679136
You have received 1 x [Astral Dust] for this post

>>60679150
Unh

Damnnnn WOLF 30%? Sad I only had like three hundred shares

>>60679148
I didn't delete anything boss.

>>60679150

GOOGL will be a $10Trillion company by 2030

That is 4 X current market cap.

Become the MOOGLIE you were always born to be

>>60679176
Fair enough, must have deleted a digit in my reply

You're still a kike though

>>60679148
>>60679176
Your dumb ass didn't link the post properly. I stand by the words written >>60678941 here boss.

>>60679184
Yeah I bet you do JIDF

TELEHEALTH BONER PILLS!!!! WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BOSS!!!

>>60679176
BOSS HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKIN DUMP BOSS

>>60678392 (OP)
UK "citizens" moving from slaves to actual prisoners lmao

>>60679202
Just buy some TSLA put options and chill boss.

>>60679202
>>60679209

lol didn't want to adress you. Well actually I wanted initially, but then changed text and forgot to delete link

>>60679182
jesus christ you are a schizoid

DA JOOS

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/07/23/trumps-japan-trade-deal-card-was-altered-by-hand.html
He's literally pulling these numbers out of his ass. Paper says 400 billion, it's crossed off in marker and 500 billion is written instead. Number that he actually says is 550 billion.

>>60679212
np boss

Buy SBSW

>>60679214
Yeah yeah shlomo we know

>>60679225
>Schwab rating F
No thanks Mr. Noseberg

>Housing sales miss was the almost the exact reversal point
truly memetic

SOXL-sissies whats the play?

Everything old is new again. KEK

>>60679215
How do these billions out of the ass even work. There is no "Japan" company. There are private companies. How in the fuck would Japan "invest" 550 billions or whatever the number is. Private companies do whatever they want, as far as I know Japan, is not a commie country.
I could see "Japan" buying a bunch of military equipment, or by energy, but not "invest", whatever that means, 550 billions.

>>60679262
sell it all. today

>>60679295
trust big orange man every deal he announced is great, TRUST

>>60678401
>This is a surefire way to underperform the market
nah i like this chart fuck you

>>60679302
>Noseberg

>>60679215
it is 600 billion actually
can you believe japan is going to invest700 billion into the U.S.?
I can't wait to see what this 800 billion turns into.

>>60679295
It's a rather pointless activity to analyze the words of a frequent liar

>>60679051
Incredibly based

>>60679306
according to my expert technical analysis, if you wait for it to go to negative $1.25 and buy it you'll make tons of money boss.

Testing

>>60679329
no?

>>60678504
why? you got what you wanted and so did she. whats to hate

>>60679329
it didnt work bro

/biz/ with the ADD. UUUU is pumping and no one is talking about it. That was one of the most shilled stocks on this board in early 2021

>>60678396
They're both good looking, but think of the goblinos they'll create compared to what they would've created with equally attractive spouses of their same race. Sad!

wen PLTR go up?

>>60679329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR82_cpW9Dc

>>60679355
i took a break from /biz/ for a long time
trying to think what stocks were popular back then. I remember NIO, SPCE (down 99% over 5 years) and WKHS (down 99.94% over 5 years)

Post asset allocations and anons guess what you hold

>>60679295
Read the article brainlet.
>Andy Laperriere, head of U.S. policy research at Piper Sandler, said Japanese officials are “describing it differently” when it comes to the investment plan. Japan’s leaders, he said, see the $550 billion figure as a cap and inclusive of government loan guarantees.

Sorry Mooglies, I'm out. I should have sold last night before the selloff and subsequent crabbing. Still up though.

Uh yeah, I'm thinking he's back.

Why aren't you guys using turbo warrants with 300+ leverage effect ?

>>60679387
I reckon PLUG and RUN were popular back then boss.

>>60679387
the KODK squeeze was a fun day

>HIMS
profiting off the decadence of society

>>60678960
didn't drop tariff for mexican cars

>>60679426
WHADDYA HEAR, WHADDYA SAY

>>60679434
I don't remember PLUG ever actually being popular, just a few people mentioning it every now and then. NIO's the stock I remember people just constantly talking about.

>>60679454
I'm all in holding and selling calls. This stock is going to pay for my retirement.

>>60679452
Isn't that a good thing for the auto workers boss?

Now we just wait til earnings, wonderful

>>60679457
PLUG is fucking cheap right now, I'ma slap the ask on that shit while we're under two buckeys.

>>60679463
yes but not for the corporations that make mexican cars and want to sell them like they were american cars

>>60679457
PLUG is fucking cheap right now, I'ma slap the ask on that shit while we're under two buckeys boss.

wtf why is everything suddenly pumping?

>>60679475
Maybe they should make American cars in America, and let the fucking mexicans design and built their own cars out of clay boss.

>>60679478
Yeah I think it's both way oversold and way overshorted, it's not profitable yet but its financing problems are resolved and it's on a really clear trajectory to profitability in the next few years.

Also holy guacamole wtf was that

dax just gained like 1% in seconds?

I ALWAYS SELL THE DIP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>60679387
gay horse

WTF was that?
Why did the market just spike up?
My VIX long is getting raped

>>60679481

Fuckin' a right.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Did EU KEK OR WHAT

Did Trump just unilaterally back down on tariffs or something what the actual fuck was that

US and EU close in on 15% tariff deal - FT.

>>60679387
PLTR.... that was a meme for a while. Good old CLF tranny as well. Loved that guy

>FT Economics
@fteconomics
US and EU close in on 15% tariff deal

>close in
>market pumps

We just made new all time high, bros.. More to come

why does the market just flip on a dime like some schizophrenic?

>>60679499
PUMP IT

Shorted DAX

>>60679507

Algos.

>>60679369
white/asian HAPAs are among the most desirable. Caucasian with just a touch of the orient.

Not as flashy as Been on a hot streak in the last 6 months with boomer ass picks
>30% return on TD
>30% NTR
Picked up DOW on a nice discount @ 27.15. Shit on divvies all you want but 9% yield ain’t nothing when it already has a good upside.

Hey anons, I used my paper trading account to short some stock with 200 dollars, and it then went to earn me some extra 200 dollars, the thing is, i think the company must have filled for bankrupcy and now i cant close that position. what should I do if this was actual money? would i just be fucked?

>>60679478
>>60679484
its chart looks like a shitcoin from 2016

>>60679545
thats why we liked it 5 years ago

Think I'm gonna buy a put on spy. Usually drips the day after a big move like this.

>Market dumps on tariffs in April
>because tariffs are higher than expected
>Trump goes back
>10%
>repumps and new ATH even though 10% is higher what was expected in jan-feb
>Trump threatens with 30%
>no reaction
>now 15-20% mostly
>market pumps

Yeah, it was all a joke

>TSLA
The comments are all calling him a faggot

>>60679568
If I had the sort of money he has, Id just build my own compound for my hommies with all assorted services monopolized by me

OPEN absolutely raping retard 2021 brained FOMOers. KWAB

>>60679563
he’s just priming the market into accepting higher tariffs. rinse and repeat

>>60679568
I want to know the US sales. It could get even worse now after those arguments online and also Epstein files comments.

Lefties won't buy. Republicans also not, kek. Only Indians at best.

Do you think that Trump is rushing to get deals through the door because he sees something we don't?

>>60679563
Art o- da- deel

But you can play The Witcher 3 on your Model 3!
Isn't that awesomesauce!?

>>60679584
Im thinking he realized how retarded tariffs are, but he cant back down now to save face.

Someone should make a sexualized UNH mascot haha

>>60679584
No, he just works fast. Its the other countries that were dragging ass and asking for extensions. I predict that many deals wont actually materialize on aug 1 but a week after they actually pay the higher rates. miraculously they will figure out how to do things faster than snail

>>60679589
honestly feels like his guiding light is the stock market, anything that upsets the stock market he chickens out of

>Anon, it says here that you went in on UNH calls - knowing that RFK Jr. is already removing harmful food additives.
>How do you explain your rationale?

>>60679584
i think its the “deal” making part of the cycle where he uses it to pump the market. whether or it not it sticks is the question

>>60679568
>Epic bacon
Early 2010s dudebro feel, massive sell signal dump everything.

>>60679597
Dead male CEO reborn in the body of a sexy female ghost has some meme potential

>>60679613
>Early 2010s dudebro feel
2007 myspace vibes

I should've trusted my gut and bought LMT. Fuck me. Would've been easy money, and now I'm too spooked to buy.

>>60679597
>>60679618
Whenever I read UNH I think of https://youtu.be/89tgpzE4qkY?si=qAikn68pIAejhG0z

>>60679023
GOOG is printing an ATH tomorrow btw

>>60679634
Oops didn't mean to reply to that. INTC also going to pump though

TIME TO DUMP DAX YOU FAGGOT

This is gay.
So there is no bad news?

excited for my first NEOS divvies :)

MEGA

CRDL chads going to be smoking pure rare resins in the near future

>>60679646
how come that shithole of a country, France, is having a green day? they are on the verge of bankrupcy

Why the fuck is VIX asleep with half the macro calendar about to go off? Tarrif deadline, CPI, and FOMC announcement.. Is this just vol sellers farming the theta decay meta again or are we pricing in world peace? Does nothing ever happen?

>>60679641
>>60679643

>be Bobo
>decide to short equities on the eve of the meltup instead of bonds that have just entered a multidecade downturn

Drove past target... there are 2 in my small metro area... Parking lot jam fucking packed with women spending money on a weekday morning.
I would bet the farm on TGT at this current price

>>60679662

Almost as if the VIX is lulling us all into a false sense of security teehee

GOOGLIE

MOOGLIE

GOOOGLIE
MOOOOGLIE

>>60679679
>anecdotal evidence

>>60679658
For starters, stop getting your news from /pol/, retard.

>>60679679
lol, imagine being a woman and having to work today while all the rest of them are out shopping

The pump of the UK FTSE 100 on EU deal rumor, though weaker, is more stable, wtf lol

This is a French thread.
Also, big news with LVMH.

>>60679696
they also have good financials and are a dividend King. they got punished over the tariff news

>>60679707
What's the news?

>>60679699
I dont get my news from pol you filthy frog, you have a debt over 100 your gdp and deficits of over 5% while being rulled by morons and soon to face the choice of going retarded with le pen or full retarded with Mélenchon

>>60679725
there's option C, a Maghrebi Caliphate

>>60679733
the worst outcome, their women would stop being such a bunch of sluts.

>all this green

God fucking damn it
I went long on the VIX thinking that would be a safe short and I'm getting fucking raped. The VIX is fucking dead. The market niggers think everything is great. Everything is beautiful. What kind of gay retarded shit is this?

>>60679742
but their boys will take their place

>>60679662
>>60679749
just posted about this

>>60679749

Market crashes usually happen once permabears have run out of steam and capitulated due to the unrelenting momentum of the irrational bullrun.
Its getting closer.
But we haven't even seen extreme extreme extreme greed yet. S&P 7,000 soon come.

How low is TSLA going to go after they report their losses for the quarter boss?

>market up on tariffs news
>TI down bigly on said tariffs

>Mood is EU-USA moving closer to a deal with a base rate 15% tariff as landing zone. Sector exemptions pending - and that’s important. Commission initially pitched zero for zero tariffs. That’s a long way. If no deal, Brussels sees 93 billion worth of USA goods targeted with mirror tariffs *up to* 30%. Ultimately, this comes down to Trump. TACO or not, tariffs are now a geopolitical tool.

>>60679766
Lower than SBSW that's for sure

lol stock market is free money, why dont more people invest? its so freaking easy to double your networth

I might start investing in options too, everything i touch turns into gold, im talking 50-90% gains in just a few months without leverage

>>60679766

Tesla is going to pump regardless of how catastrophic their earnings are.

Its a shit company but a blessed stock don't try and fight it. They can keep promising the earth while delivering dogshit results and become the most valuable company on the planet. Too many good retail investors have been lost shorting it, please, for your family's sake don't become another statistic.

Is Elon planning on making xAI public before Twitter or are they one and the same?

>>60679782
Top signal

>>60679782
based 3 months experience investor

>>60679787
Elon will try to buy SBSW because it will be the only western company left to supply materials for his cars
But he will fail

>>60679782
>>60679776
>>60679788
>>60679792

AUG 1 BLOODBATH

TARRIFFS 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

>>60679798
>>60679798
>>60679798

>>60679776
>tariffs are now a geopolitical tool.
What were they before? Just a cute and wholesome thing countries did to each other for shits and giggles? Fucking journos.

>>60679784
What is Musk going to come out on the call and say, "I'm sorry, I fucked up. Look I know I beat my kids, insulted trans people, advocated cuts to all these social programs, and was nice with Donald Trump, but he was having sex with children on pedophile Island, and I have changed my way frens" btw we're going to Mars. No further guidance" click beep beep beep? Then people are going to buy the fucking stock? Are you fucking kidding me? This is the easiest short of the fucking week boss.

>>60679806
They used to be more of a domestic tool to protect local industries. Now they're being used to influence policies abroad.

>>60679814

I'm sorry this is the pass you have chosen boss man. Just remember I tried to save you from yourself.

I know it shouldn't pump but it will, believe me, it will.

>>60679599
>I predict that in two weeks...
kek