Thread 60679798

keynesian edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60678392

IRON CONDOR SBSW

Buy SBSW

third for SBSW

>>60679782
And you have people in this very thread saying we've not reached extreme greed yet (we are in extreme greed phase)

RIP Tesla

Soun calls because reddit says so?

20% average tariff rate, highest in over 100 years but it's supposed to be a nothingburger?

>>60679813
>only time we've had valuations higher than this was 1) dot come crash where it crashed 50% and 2) mother fucking Japan

>>60679813
At this point, everyone is just waiting for the greatest fool to show up and hoping they aren't it.

>>60679827
wait until it goes sub 10 again

>>60679827
It's actually astounding how bad advice is on that site

>>60679832
It's just a tax on poor people, and they don't hold stocks anyway.

I am financially SBSW

I hate nvo.
I sold last week at the bottom lol

Did some NIO niggers finally got out?
Im still stuck with an average of 8$

I will require a >25% correction at some point within the next eight months. Please. I started my dca account about half way through this post-tariff excitement rebound and it doesn't feel satisfying to always be buying in slightly higher than I did the previous week.

>>60679872
Actual poor people spend 99% of their income on rent/mortgage, food, energy of which is barely effected by tariffs

is it a safe bet to dump hard 7/31 and pump 8/2

>Trump’s comments come roughly two weeks after Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., introduced the No Tax on Home Sales Act, to eliminate capital gains taxes on primary home sales.

“Homeowners who have lived in their homes for decades, especially seniors in places where values have surged, shouldn’t be forced to stay put because of an IRS penalty,” she said in a statement. “My bill unlocks that equity, helps fix the housing shortage, and supports long-term financial security for American families.”

>If capital gains taxes for home sales were eliminated, the measure would primarily benefit sellers who are older and wealthier, according to an analysis released Tuesday from The Budget Lab at Yale University.

BUY CASINO

>>60679937
primary homes already don't have capital gains taxes
if you've lived in the house for two years out of the last five you don't have to pay capital gains

>>60679827
reddit is a very dangerous place for stock tips, bud. Their voting system means that some bullshit nonsense can get shilled, the hive supports it, and anyone who says it's a bad idea gets downvoted and hidden. That's worse than the old forum days where each stock board wound up being a support group for bag hold- I mean true believers in the company.

>>60679822
what happened?

>>60679937
Why dont they just add some stipulation that only grants this if its your only home, if youve only lived there for a certain limited amount of time (to stimulate rolling sales), or SOMETHING even slightly nuanced instead of just totally fucking retarded
>please, think of the boomers, they made too much by doing nothing
dumb bitch

please just go up another 10% and ill sell everything and promise not to buy back in until we crash later in the fall

please please please let me break even please

>>60679965
which stock

>>60679937
someone needs to remind these boomers that gambling is a sin

>>60679116
grim. need a good war to cull off all these shitty younger boys and leave more pussy for the real men to inherit.

How come we didn't get a giant pump on the Japan deal news?

why are my euro stonxx gongo up? what have I missed?

OK BRO HOW MUCH MORE PUMPING IN ONE GO

>>60679994
only china deals matter, no other country has a relevant economy

>>60679996
just a newsreport on a potential deal with 15% tariffs is nowadays enough to preemptively pump everything
You know
>sources
>three people familiar with the situation told the Financial Times.

>>60679996
He's got a great dick.

>>60679994
because everything was already priced in by 95%?

>>60680021
Did we get a deal with Chyna yet boss?

What happened to KO boomer?

>>60679813
>>60679835
Where else would you put your money? Up your bussy?

>>60679996
>Bush

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

lots of volatility today

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BOSS!

I was told we are in a bubble

It's quiet today, eh?

based and bullish

>>60680033
This fake and gay tranny market can't "price things in" because it doesn't even know what a valuation is. It jumps on vibes.

even at the unironic ATH, just a V

technology has gone too far...

TSLA EARNINGS are today, i hope there's a 20% sell off, so I can buy TSLL at a 40% discount

>>60679832
Its only gonna have a temporary 10-30bps impact on cpi and maybe in the worst case scenario we go from 12% yoy to 11% yoy

>>60680069
>more third worlders
BASED

>WH Trade Advisor Navarro On EU-US Trade Deal Report: “Take It With A Grain Of Salt” - BBG TV

>market pumps on some fuckin NEWSREPORT

>US official plays it down
>whatever

that is just bullshit

>>60680069
Contraceptives are really bad boss.

My 70 iq cheese strat seems to work in tests. This is bad, because once I try it with real money it will fail and I will lose money.
>>60679996
Still hopeful about a deal. I doubt it since the EU is incompetent and Trump seems to have a massive hate boner for the EU.
>>60680082
At this point every tesla could spontaneously combust and nothing would happen, that stock defies all logic.

>>60680053
I'd buy something that's not in retard levels of expensive like small cap value or dividends

What should I buy

>>60680089

Even if Trump wanted, he can't bring the market down anymore. Nobody cares what he does or says

>>60680089
We should just stop doing business with the EU until they learn how fair trade works, and stop ripping us off boss.

>>60680096
not many things left to nab cheap. I added NXDR on Monday solely because it wasn't at or near 52w high like everything else.

>>60680087
yes more consumer units to pay me divvies

>>60680100
SBSW of course

Alright /smg/, what is (you)r margin equity percentage right now?
>91.8% for me

>>60680069
Okay. Now burn their food too.

>>60680089
yikes sold

>>60680101
It's not easy making America great again, but he's doing the hard work to make that happen. If he wanted to he could do all kinds of shit to fuck with the market, but he doesn't want to tank the market, he wants a good market for everyone investing in his country boss.

>>60680111
0 because I'm retarded but not trade on margin retarded

>>60680105
I'm all in on SCHD/SCHY as a dividend fag but there's always the AVUV or AVDV play. Or fuck it, AVGE or AVGV is still a giga brain move if you're not a dividend fag

>>60680105
SOXL is discounted by 70% right now.

>>60680111
I do not understand the question and I will not respond to it.

>>60680111
Bout 10%

>>60680111
>trading on margin in this market
60% of the time, it works every time

>>60680111
I literally only go into margins to buy one extra share of stock if I'm looking to go zero cash. So right now 0.36% because I bought a fairly expensive one.

>>60679973
ENE

>>60680111
idk what that is

>>60680065
yeah

>>60680070
new paradigm.

>>60680122
I'd wait until its trading the in the single digits again.

>>60680111
I do not see the point of margin. just get a job

>>60679996
probably that gay deal with Japan

>>60680155
You'll be waiting forever. Today is the generational bottom.

>>60680111
i got margin called when i first started trading and it gave me PTSD so i don't do it anymore

>>60680113
Belarusbros, our potatoes?!

>>60680113
I wonder how much money is wasted on making french shitty food products avaiblable to the market. probably the most inedible of european cuisines

>>60680164
it was like 7 dollars three months ago

>>60680111
Trading on margin at anything greater than 1% is fucktarded.

>>60680078
so they are finnally putting the turks up to work?

Less than 100 minutes until Tesla bears lives are ruined forever

Less than 100 minutes until MOOGLIES RISE UP

How does it still pump after the report pretty much being denied? This is retarded man, and housing was also a miss. Unironically just broken.

I had done the "inverse cramer" thing but this May he said something negative about Bitcoin and I bought a bit as a joke and it worked out alright.

Anyway I don't see how BTC can crash without a stock market crash as well.

>>60680180
You missed the 90% discount so now you'll refuse the 70% discount?

>>60679841
it better not, because i just bought 400 pieces

(it came to me in a dream)

Just giving a tip:

Cardiol Therapeutics Inc Ticker: CRDL

Will annouce phase 2 results on a unique drug in maximum 2 weeks. Positive results can make the stock rocket

Jump in before it starts rising!

NVDAAAAAA

>>60680187
tesler is already red though

>>60680193
Yes. Beats getting wrecked in a continued downtrend

>>60680206
Zoom out

GEVoids wtfwt

>>60680195
>Cardiol Therapeutics stock holds Buy rating at H.C. Wainwright after trial update
hmm i remember something.. careful with it but indeed it might give some gains, just don't get married to the bags

>>60680193
70% discount is a myth
>>60680189
Its beautiful really. No more having to look at the economic calendar for meaningful data. it's all meaningless

>>60680205

Shakeout before breakout. Trust me bro.

I have shorted Tesla several times, made moderate profits on the majority of them but jesus christ the losses were real losers.

>>60680215
I'm gonna kill myself. Why do I never buy the good stocks I research

I got memed into buying 2000 shares of NXDR at $2.13. someone help me ;_;

eu deal swan...

interestingly the text media hasn't yet reported on what navarro said

>>60680191
I could see a future where the AIs use quantum computers to crack the encryption and drain everybody's bitcoin wallets, and then the AI's just trade bitcoins amongst themselves in exchange for pictures of mother boards sitting outside of PC cases boss.

>>60680240
1.92 just gonna hold it. Not many low hanging fruits for data intensive companies buyouts left

>>60680240

You memed yourself friendo.

Sell immediately and reinvest in 0DTE $210 GOOGL calls ASAP.

This Pump is Tech. I assume because Trump will sign an executive order. Saw something like
>AI Attack executive order

Probably $50565050 billion more for Techfaggots

>bank charges me an annual fee to hold stocks in my name
>look inside
>omnibus

Leavitt now also said $550 in her white house briefing
>for the american people
lol

>>60680262
i bought 30 goog 190c aug15 calls at an average of ~$2.5 in june, i've sold 20 at $8.00 so far, i will probably sell the rest today. iv crush will rape the options, i hold 300 shares anyways.

>>60680280
RSP is up more than QQQ though. It's not tech.

>>60680279
>>60680289
Accidently (you)ed the wrong post

>>60680286
Open interest is still pretty high, why are people holding when the crush is going to happen? Gambling addiction?

>>60680289
I said
>This pump
QQQ pumped $2 in the past minutes

>>60680286

I only have 250 shares at $169 I kneel.

I can't help but feel like I'm seeing a head and shoulders on the 5Y chart, with right about now forming the height of the last shoulder. But hope I'm wrong.

>>60680311
good to know our stocks are safe, still 24 points to go

UNHoes we have liftoff. I'll see you all at $350 next week.

>>60680311
how the hell is this not 100 yet

>>60680323
SOXL $100 first

>>60680323
It's because one of its sub-component, the VIX, is completely flat.

>>60680326
hah thats retarded

>>60680311
We're so back greed bros

>>60680302
yes , and many probably dont even know how options work anyway
>>60680308
it does look like that but only because the ai eating search meme and doj court case meme scared everyone
by 2026 people will realize those were just memes and goog will break out to $300+

i just want to short the dax why the hell would it go up on fake news about deals. eu is far tougher than china

why am i green?

I'm going to say this one more time


GOOGL
XYZ
GRRR

There's no time to explain buy now buy nowwwww

Next door? More like, next stop, the floor!

im probably going to be deep red tomorrow but its a risk im willing to take

Man, the times they are a changin'

>>60680348
Watch it pump another 5% if the deal is real.

Nvidia already peaked for the year right?

>>60680361
>GRRR
fidelity wont let me

>>60680390
could happen but weirdly nothing was published of that thing navarro supposedly said and thats excellent rugpull material if they put that out tomorrow or after close

>>60680406
>>60680348
I did with 70€. Maybe it dumps later

Wouldn't it be funny if Alphabet sold off like 10% on earnings and Tesla pumped like 15% on earnings boss?

>>60680404
I'm moving to IBKR because of this exact thing. At least they'll let me be a degen.

>>60680409
forgot to add pic. 0,20€ per point ,kek

>>60680397
correct

>>60680418
dude probably now has a shaved head, right?

>>60680240
average down, anon. this dip is a gift.

>>60680406
>published
You mean in an article? It said BBG, but I expect it to have been on TV. The market knows this. That little dump 1:10 hours ago must have been that.

IT'S THE POOMPIN HOUR
PLACE YOUR BETS

>>60680431
but saar my bags just crashed 0.10%

thank you Mr. President

Are the recent deals with Japan and whatnot anything or just bullshit

>>60680431
All price action today is basically irrelevant until google reports after close.

>>60680437
Congrats and welcome to six figure hell.

>>60680404

Ask yourself why?

Fidelity hates you and doesn't want you to be a gorillionaire.

>Put all my dinner beers in the freezer
>Now they are all slushy beercicles.

Looks like I'm going hungry tonight smiggers.

>>60680323
It's just how their formula is set up. The big liberation day dip throws a lot of it off.

>>60680425
man what a hopium clown market

Do I hold Alphabet long or sell it before market closes?
I'm scared because recently companies with good earnings went down by a lot, and I can't allow myself to lose too much now.

>>60680447

You only lose when you sell, if you are that chickenshit then set take profits between 195-200 and never dare call yourself a Mooglie again.

It's over.

>dumps 2 points, immediately repumps 1, now 2

>>60680447
hold shares
sell options

>>60680447
There's been a recent trend of "Stock reports 200% growth and beats estimates by 400% but sales of double-ended schmoosocks are down 0.000000002% so the stock's down 10%"

XYZ is added to the S&P in 45 minutes

You do have a position, don't you anon?

>>60680470
Just bought 25 shares

>>60680462
If picrel doesn't grow enough, it's over. And actually, how is it even still growing? Why use Google? Just ask Grok or ChatGPT.

>>60679798 (OP)
>keynesian edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0nERTFo-Sk

I started with 200 dollars last April, and now I'm at 2100
How am I doing /biz/ I need validity

>>60680462
Yeah, and now nobody's buying it too, it even went down by 0.60% today.
I feel it will be the same shit again, good numbers, boom fuck you -10% lmao, knocked out bitch

>>60680483
Percentage-wise better than most people here but you're going to have to do that two more times before you're at what people here generally seem to have in their portfolios. At least the people willing to post them.

>>60680389
Apparently China keeps its yields artificially low because its the only fucking thing their citizens can buy
If they could buy international stocks and international bonds the money would pour out

>>60680483
Sounds like you are unemployed

>>60680478
Elon personally messes with Grok results and I don't like having to sign in to use chatgpt.

>>60680437
Welcome to the six figure grind. This is the last, longest lap

Now that biotech has lost some of their bad stigma and are dirt cheap, What's your favorite pennybiotech stock to hold?

>>60680504
I found it much harder at half a mil because that's when I got really risk averse. I'm pretty confident I can make 100k back either through investments or just working my day job, but I can't say the same about half a mil.

Great news guys, finance has been solved. The stock market is a risk free asset with no drawbacks, so buy SPXL today to lock in your future +60% APY gains

>"Obama's been caught directly…He's guilty. This was treason.”

So now that Trump just signed Obama's death warrant, what should I get for great snacks at the dead Obama party? I was thinking those mini crab cakes, scallops wrapped in bacon and some kind of meat on a stick.

>watch two episodes of GOT
>check UNH stack
Finna coom

>>60680478
It was $48billion in Q2 2024.
$49,4b in Q3.
$54b in Q4
$50,7b in Q1 2025

>>60680501
>I don't like having to sign in to use chatgpt.
So don't.

>>60680511
>What's your favorite pennybiotech stock to hold?
NONE

>>60680517
Oh, it was AI action, not AI attack, lol>>60680279

We did it Reddit, this has to be a new ATH.

>>60680470
Priced out

>>60680530
Did they change that requirement? Guess they're feeling the heat from the competition.

>>60680527
We could have bourbon chicken skewers, grilled cajun shrimp skewers and some of those teryaki beef skewers to go with the scallops and crab cakes boss.

>>60680470
sell the news event incoming

>>60680550
>Only -0.3%
That's not even a crash, it's just a crab. Hyperbullish we'll actually be up 30% minimum next year as investors price this in.

>>60680559
>>60680527
These sound great, okay now we just need to get a bunch of liquor for an open bar, and we need like 2 or 3 black bar tenders. and some black people to hand out the snacks, and we'll watch the Obama execution on a projection screen in some kind of ball room. This is going to be awesome. Who should we invite for guests boss?

>>60680550
This is outdated, brokerage products can no longer lose value and they now carry FDIC insurance, so there is no risk of future decline

>>60680582
>UHN TISS UHN TISS UHN TISS

Does anyone slurped or bag holding OPTT??

>>60680550
>literally the only time it's ever been this high we have had a massive 25-50% correction
okay
none of you
and I mean
NONE OF YOU
have a fucking excuse for losing money when we crash

>>60680609
imagine holding overnight risk

>>60680582

>UNHKILLABLE
>UNHSTOPPABLE
>UNHFORGETTABLE
>UNHFORGIVABLE IF YOU AREN'T ON THIS FREE MONEY TRAIN WITH NO BREAKS

>>60680609
>>60680550

>>60680609
>>60680550
>>60680617
Shiller too. We're in dot come crash, covid crash, and great depression levels

>>60680609
I moved all my money to international markets. Pretty sure I'm gonna get hit by collateral damage when the S&P crashes though.

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK I AM TERRIFIED OF ALPHABET FUCK IT I'M SELLING THIS SHIT IT WILL GO DOWN -10% AND FINANCIALLY RUIN ME FUCK IT

>>60680622
fug image

>>60680537
FUAAAK WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PENNYSTOCK TO INVEST RN THEN???

month of june data is out. everything is ok, we are gonna giga pump

I think we might see an "Nvidia holding company" or similar to MSTR but for a single stock.

It offers cheap leverage (convertible corporate debt instead of expensive margin accounts) and is long term leverage not daily reset like levered ETFs. They can use retail baggies to dilute the stock and buy even more Nvidia when they trade at a premium to NAV. This sort of "overperformance" will attract even more retail = even more premium to NAV.

It sounds ridiculous but would you really be surprised? Just watch.

>>60680622
There's still some potential juice though. We're at very dangerous levels, but don't try to short that.

>>60680627
Not really a good idea, when the US dumps, the rest of the world dumps as much, often more.

>>60680609
Excuse me but you need to use a spoiler for words like 'correction'. There are sensitive individuals in this thread who will be upset with the use of negatively charged trauma producing language. Please use a trigger warning in the future when using incorrect/bearish language in this sub, thank you.

>WHITE HOUSE ON WSJ REPORT ABOUT TRUMP BEING INFORMED IN MAY HIS NAME WAS IN EPSTEIN FILES: THIS IS CONTINUATION OF 'FAKE NEWS STORIES' AGAINST TRUMP

market relevant, cause if true, crash

>>60680622
>>60680617
>>60680609

We go higher, it gets so high all the bulls gets nose bleeds and all the bears die of oxygen deprivation. Parabolic, a new paradigm. MAG 7 PE's of 100+

Then it comes. We don't believe it at first, just the rally cooling off we convince each other.

But then it really comes. And we're all fucked. Q2 2026.

AUG 1 (Next Friday) mini correction from panican fire selling

>>60680642
This market needs correction

>>60680637
Kek, I wanted to say something about this when there was talk about VIX as part of the Fear/Greed.

The LEI is also getting pumped by the stockmarket.

>>60680640
Only in the short term. There's a lot less room for international stocks to fall because haven't been bid up in the first place. If a 12 p/e stock drops to 6, I'm dumping all my money into it.

>>60680643
Not really, it’s priced in. The market doesn’t care about the memestein files unless it involves impeachment. The GOP won’t impeach Trump even if he raped kids

>>60680646
I hate timing the market so the idea of getting out for crash is stupid. But I completely understand anons who might go say from VT to AVGE or AVGV

>>60680629
FUCK I’m out too. Shits about to plummet. Then I will slurp for the steady ascent to $200

>>60680637
Oh, I didn't realize we are again in recession zone. Probably since June, looks like it.

Any other biotech gamblers?
Feels good seeing the stock finally pump after years of going downwards...

>>60680256
that kind of humanizing

I work at Nasdaq, boys on the floor or chattering about selling GOOGL

>>60680658
Half of them were probably involved in the kid raping in the first place. Impeachment would be bullish though, unless the replacement was a commie like mamdani or something.

>>60680672
Yeah well my dad works for Nintendo and he said that Super Mario 65 was coming out soon.

>>60680676
How come youre so hopefull when Bill Clinton and Bush make the current generation of politicians look good? And that isnt just an US problem, even in europe and china politicians are ever more retarded every new generation.

Here we go TSLA xisters, I’m actually shaking rn

>>60680676
>raping kids
They were having consensual sex with 15 and 16 year olds. I think one 14 year old.

>>60680692
It's a cycle. After too much chaos, people want stability and vice-versa.

Damn. Kelly Evans just stays knocked up.

Sold Alphabet.
I have a gut feeling it will go down, and trusting my gut always works out on the market for me. I won't cry if it goes up, but I really think it will fuck itself up.

I know it is undervalued in general, but it's also up 12% in 2 weeks. It is already priced in. It WILL go down.

S&P SHOOTING UP ON ALPHABET LEAK

>>60680654
I have done business with some of these companies

Are we seriously getting an EoD pump on a .75% day?

holy shit we're up 1% again

I am holding my Alphabet calls. I believe if this company can't make money then nobody can make money boss.

>Microsoft stands to gain from new White House AI guidelines that call on the US Federal Trade Commission to show more restraint in investigations involving AI

lol

>>60680662
>>60680672
>>60680704
managed to get my last mooglie calls sold, solid 24k net into to roth ira. next step: wait one week then start the dca into oct17 210 calls.

>>60680704
If its priced in, then the current price is fair
If it goes down, that means it wasnt priced in

>>60680696
These are old ugly politician types and not hot teachers, it's rape.

>>60680704
One thing I learned is to never ever listen to smg. So if the entirety of smg thinks goog will go down, then I will hold on to my shares and make a nice profit

>>60680470
Spent 475 eurorubles on it this Monday, it's been red ever since lmao.

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

lol

>>60680723
Wait you fucking sold!?! Why are you such a pussy boss?!?!

MOOGLIES

IT HAS BEEN MY GREATEST PRIVELEGE & PLEASURE SHITPOSTING WITH YOU FINE GENTLE MOOGLIES

GOD BLESS US ALL

Calm down unh you’ve given them enough hell for today. Save some for tomorrow.

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

>>60680504
wait till you hit the 7-9 grinds when you have to start worry about moving the pricepoint with your actions.

>>60680747
+1.21%

>>60680742
>>60680723
GOOGLIE!

>>60680747
need google to report first.

>>60680747
+3.43%
UNH and WOLF you sexy cunts

>>60680747
+$531.05 (+0.47%)

They say invest in what you know. Too bad there is no gay retard stock, you idiots would be rich

>>60680747
At open I was down 0.4% but I closed up 0.68%, comfy. Not that it really matters because Alphabet's about to decide the fates of us all.

>>60680723
>We honor these teens and welcome ALL TEENS to the park. Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use. We treasure TEENS and what they are going through

>>60680747
Today: -0.29%
This Week: -1.70%
This Month: +1.29%
This Year: -38.94%

another shit day in my worthless life, i slurped a bit of soxl though so it better go back up to 30 by eow

>>60680747
+2.31%
It's a million dollar portfolio, so insanely good day.

MOOGLIES RISE UP


YESSSS OH GOD YESSSSSS

>>60680747
going good fren

>>60680747
+0.55%
ill takeit, slow and steady wins the race

>>60680764
Care to share your portfolio value? How and dod you get fucked?

>>60680767
It hasn't reported yet. Calm down

>>60680764
how have you not recovered from liberation day? (aka full send your bank account into the stock market day)

what the fuck is happening

>>60680771
I sold the bottom and didn't get back in soon enough, it's pretty simple.

>>60680767
Lmao

AT WHAT TIME IS THE TSLA REPORT COMING OUT

KEK MOOGLIES

My dad is Sundar Pichai and I can confidently tell you google will pump

>>60680609
You have no excuse when it continues to go up after a 2 week crash then back to ATH.

Alphabet 2q eps $2.31, est. $2.18


Alphabet 2q rev. $96.43b, est. $93.97b


Alphabet 2q google cloud rev. $13.62b, est. $13.14b

>>60680777
checked and panican pilled

>>60680741
i have 300 shares im keeping but iv is about to get nuked nigger, i will dca into options later. very bullish on goog long term but i think we will crab/dump, wipe out the gamblers, and give my oct17 calls a better entry. or maybe not and i get exercised at 192 5 lmao

WTF WHY IS GOOGL DUMPING IT LITERALLY BEAT ON EVERYTHING

>>60680787
Is that real? Huge beat if it is.

kek another generation of morons find out the hard way to stay the fuck away from GOOG

>>60680747
+0.10%

>>60680787
None of that matter until we see guidance.

>>60680437
grats bud

oh yep there it is
sorry to all my mooglies
will be dca'ing cheapies!

Why are we pumping afterhours

>>60680672
I tried to warn you brehs

kek baggies

wtf is happening to GOOGL keek, I have like $200, should i buy the dip tomorrow?

>>60680735
I FUCKING TOLD YOU
I TRIED TO WARN YOU

hope you mooglies hedged with 10x leveraged rope

Where are the people saying a.i. would eat google's search?

>>60680747
+1.15%
rotated some QQQ to UNH. should have rotated more.

great googlie mooglie! lol

Yo forget google why the fuck is AVGO fucking PUMPING

>>60680813
Search growth is pretty low desu. I expected that if search was weak we would drop no matter what.

MOOGLIE! MOOGLIE! GOO- GOO- GOOOGLIWHAAAAA?

>>60680818
Big Google cloud growth. Google cloud uses AVGO made TPUs

TSLA earnings are going to be kino.

Is it time to slurp some goog leverage hoping for a 2-4% recovery?

>>60680827
TSLA earning are going to disappoint but the shares are going to rise because of meme shit.

Based AVGO saving SOXL for the day

>>60680829

YES THE BOTTOM IS IN

>>60680829
I suspect it will bleed for a bit, then slow rise up again

>>60680826
So people are buying up the inputs even while selling off the finished product? Very nice, bullish long-term for AVGO and GOOG/GOOGL

>>60680747
-0.48%

Here’s a 4chan-style summary of what’s going on with Alphabet (GOOGL) after earnings:

> GOOGL beats EPS
> Stock still tanks - after hours redline
> Why?

Cloud revenue didn’t wow investors — growth is slowing.

Spending like a drunken sailor on AI data centers ($75B capex 2025 vs $53B 2024). Margins go brrr… downward.

Ads & Search facing heat (Safari traffic rumors + AI competitors creeping in).

Antitrust crap still looming.

TL;DR:
They made money, but market hates big spending + meh Cloud growth. Everyone fears Google’s golden goose (Search/Ads) might get nuked by AI shift.

well fuck me boss

>>60680761
Caspere knew this

>>60680834
Texas Instruments is Brutus.

TESLA MISS

The Mooglie euphoria about earnings priced it in already you scrubs, now it has to beat beyond your wildest dreams or it will dump

>>60680775
because i'm the worst at this

Well I lost all my money on lottery ticket Google and Tesla puts. Thanks for playing I guess. I'm done. It's not worth the stress to barely beat an S&P Index fund.

>>60680843
How the hell is it so reddit every time

>QUBT
quick u buy this
sudden last minute spike

TSLAbros, we fucking won

>>60680853
Lol, stop gambling like a retard

>>60680844
thank for your investment sarr we appreciate your donation to the jeet importation fund

>>60680761
It’s literally called G(ay)RRR(etard), retard

Have any of you considered not playing earnings?

>TSLA miss
>lower eps yoy
>stock is +50% higher yoy
>won't go down
lol
trap?

>>60680841
Should be bullish long term.

>>60680854
im sure it must have an "anti-4chan" filter of sorts, whcih promps the AI to just try its best without going apeshit

I survived, bros.
>>60680704
Best decision I could make. Always trust your gut feeling.
Gut feeling > pro quant analysis.

kek the market is up because NVDA pumped on google's earnings... somebody loves their CAPEX

>>60680863
ive thought about it but it just sounds so retarded, the most literal definition of why you would invest in a business is because it makes money, how the fuck am i supposed to ignore earnings.

>My euro stocks refuse to budge
>Gains on my american stocks nullified by declining dollar value
Fucks sake

>>60680876
Ai is just like the gold rush, 99% of gold miners went bankrupt but the suppliers always printed.

>>60680876
$2 pump on NVDA = about 80 billion
probably more money that is being pump andtaken out of GOOGLE.

Once I sell UNH, what am I going to put 20k (GBP) into boys? Assuming ASML doesn’t wait on me?

>>60680880
You don't have to ignore them. Just don't PLAY them, ie. don't gamble around them

fuck your shorts you NIGGER BEARS
SALES SHIT? YUP
REVENUE SHIT? YUP
TOP AND BOTTOM LINE? ASS

DONT FUCKING CARE ITS GOING TO 500 EOY ANYWAY
GO CRY ABOUT IT ON REDDIT YOU STUPID NIGGERS

>>60680909
>>60680909
>>60680909

>>60680747
+0.24%

>$CMG | Chipotle Q2 25 Earnings:

• Revenue: $3.1B (est. $3.11B)
• Operating Margin: 18.2% (est. 18.3%)
• Comparable Sales: -4% (est. -2.91%)
• Adjusted EPS: 33c (est. 33c)
• FY Comparable Sales Outlook: About 0% (est. +0.76%)
• FY New Restaurants Forecast: 315 to 345 (est. 336.58)
• Buyback Authorisation: $400M

The recession is in.

>chill on ez cash dividend stocks, sipping pain killers, watching the tax free account balloon like a boomers waistline their first year in Florida.
>watch the sperg outs and meltdowns over earnings
Tell me /smg/ is the extra 1% of gains your getting from actively trading volatile stock worth all the stress?

>>60680894
Anon here said it better than I did.

>>60680927
almost

>>60680747
+2.16%

>>60680483
Do this 3 more Times and be a Millionaire next year

>>60679937
I hate old people. Except for my grandma of course, but the rest can burn.

>>60680747
up 0.6%
buying NXDR was a mistake, but C and SPUU made-up for it.

>>60680191
shits gonna crash to like 100k maybe before hitting 200k