canada edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60682570

FILL ME UP

I need to be studied in a lab. I knew the GOOGL dip was coming but timed my moves completely wrong.

>>60684613 (OP)
>haha I'm taking your subsidies btw you should maybe fuck off back to Africa
>I don't want Elon or his companies to fall, in fact I want to see'em stocks go up!
Why is Trump such a schizo?

>AVGO price action

>>60684633
It's called market manipulation. He does it multiple times a week

The stock market is a mechanism which uhhhhhh, it transfers …. it’s a mechanism where it, the rich … no, it transfers the impatient to their money, or something

Mommy I got it back. I told you I was a good boy.

>>60684643
What did you buy, anon?

>>60684613 (OP)
Do we ever see Japanese housing prices going up again? My coworkers is buying a comfy looking place near Osaka for like $115k.

Burry is retarded, but you do have to hand it to him with his EL play. Very random stock to go all-in on, but it's been pumping hard since he bought.

>>60684646
Tesla puts. I promise I'll stop gambling this time.

>>60684656
It's only an addiction if you're losing. Let it ride!

R8

>>60684637
The stock market is a machine that transfers money from corporations to 14 year old girls in Thailand
1) Corporation pays out a divvie
2) Boomoid sex pat receives divvie
3) Boomoid transfers divvie to 14 year old Thai girl
4) Thai girl stimulates the economy (and boomoids peeny weeny)

>>60684650
>Population in decline for at least the next 70 years even if their demographics started to improve right now
>Attempts to open up immigration met with hardcore backlash
>Entire economy imploded because of a housing asset bubble in the late 80s and hasn't grown in any meaningful way since
Maybe in like 100 years anon.

>>60684659
Girl?????
Wtf is wrong with you

>>60684636
yeah, but in other cases he can actually revert his decisions or "create frameworks of a deal" (lmao) or delay them indefinitely. but in this instance saying
>eh, Elon ain't so bad lmao
Won't cover Elon's gib empire crumbling, how could he manipulate his way out of this? buying a tesla for each government employee?

>>60684658
entschuldigung

Holy shit what happened to DOW? The boomer 30 must be fucked boss.

>>60684660
>Attempts to open up immigration met with hardcore backlash
I'd think I'd rather have a shit economy the open up for immigrants honestly. I'd probably be happier in the long run

>>60684667
Don’t you mean gesundheit anon

>>60684658
Boomer shit, just like when you posted it last time. At least you'll be able to retire when you're 130
>>60684664
Correct. But it ain't about saving elon, its about telling his pals which stock he will dump next
>>60684675
Japan has voted for a more right win nationalist government to Crack down on immigration but king senpai refuses to step down. I miss Abe, at least he didn't let the jews push him around

IXHL 3-5x news in a week
hop on

>>60684680
entsSCHDuldigung
entsSCHGuldigung

>>60684675
I mean fair enough but that's still not a thesis for housing prices to go up when the native population is in terminal decline lmao. They have no means of boosting demand so it's just gonna keep getting cheaper there.

SOXL-sissies, are we back?

>>60684674
>Dow down 0.3% and melting back up
>Baggler: boss, ooouuuoooh, I think it's over? Any news? Why? Boss? My 2 inch penis hurts, why won't anyone explain anything to me? Is the stock market over?
I fucking hate you.

>>60684697
It's pretty apparent japs would rather just die off than important a bunch of browns. At least they die with honor to famiry unlike yuropoors

>>60684660
They can fix this right now by paying people to have kids (with the same money they'd spend on browns)
But they don't want that.
>>60684682
Thats not true I added schg

PayPal will double in the next year. I hope I don't lose my shares on the covered calls I sold.

What you guys think of chipotle? They dumped on underperformance yesterday.

Its Easy Money

TSLA belongs sub 200

>>60684708
i remember when people kept getting norovirus and salmonella and ecoli form them
>imagine the smell

>>60684694
Nice

>>60684708
Only going to get worse. They're going to jew even harder and give you quarter scoops and public disdain will rise even further. More nogs posting videos harassing the workers for more scoopies (which is understandable). Would short

>find a stock you want to short
>buy puts
>pay me to buy stock
>I crash it and probably the whole market with my power
>we split the profit
Behold what I did to crypto in a single day

>>60684703
True and like I said fair, just trying to keep things somewhat in the context of housing prices.
>>60684704
Japan's literally the most indebted developed country on Earth percentage-wise. They spent all that money trying to fix their economy after the bubble popped, all it really did was prevent it from collapsing and now they don't have much room to spend on anything else without their economy just outright buckling.

>>60684708
Taco Bell is way better.

just grind higher bro

Holy fuck, how do I 5-10x this already

>>60684720
>goes to stock market thread to post about crypto
Literally no one cares, faggot. Go back to your containment threads or reddit

Is it possible to short people actually washing their hands when they piss instead of just pretending

>>60684613 (OP)
/smg/outlook on MP and UUUU for the next 3ish years?
My thesis: onshoring of strategic materials production is bullish long term. Have a rare OC.

>>60684697
>that's still not a thesis for housing prices to go up
Oh definitely not

>>60684650
I bet I could use my nice Eurobucks to buy a comfy home in the Seto sea area. I just want to retire there.
Pic I took in comfy Tomonoura.

>>60684613 (OP)
Canadian homeowner reporting in

>>60684734
I would go long on not-washing. Most men fake it, and if you're short that then youre gonna lose. The long-term outlook of fake-waahing is bullish not bearish.

>>60684730
bruh

need help biz bros. need a real life fiat mine to buy more soxl

>>60684705

>>60684699
DOWs down a little more than that boss.

>>60684725
>>60684740
Something you also should be aware of is Blackrock and other long nose entities buying up properties in Tokyo. They're trying to do the same shit they've done everywhere else, but it only works if Japan imports browns. We can only hope once the current brown loving prime minister gets out that we get someone based in charge
>>60684748
Gonna have to marry a jap or dump a ton of money for a business visa. My brother moved there, took a lot of effort.

>>60684752
Yes

>>60684699
>>60684755
forgot pic related boss

>>60684748
Yeah I like the hills countryside. I've never even been to Japan though, so what do I know

r8 me, probably will only add 500-1k a month until 2030 without selling barring major news
>15k total worth
>SYM 14%
>ASTS 25%
>WISEY 8%
>SCHG 21%
>SGOV 32%
was thinking of next buys thru year end being just SGOV, or possibly just buying directly into GOOG, or maybe XYZ, then roll that into SGOV. supposed to be a barbell
I also have .15 btc and an eth. will i make it?

>>60684754
health dept jews will find a way to wreck you

>>60684748
thats a beautiful fucking picture holy shit

almost as beautiful as the googl iv crush this morning

>>60684772
For 1k a month you might as well just take it to the casino

>>60684777
You’re a beautiful picture

>>60684777
>>60684780
Now kiss.

Bought on open expecting another ATH but the crabby price action snipped my enthusiasm :(

sold my +69% Energy fuels. big cash, big cash now.
what buy next? IBM?
just wanting to start selling at the top now and make quick profits. i always forgot to sell previously

>>60684779
contributions will go up later, i need a lot more cash for the next year or 2 so my wife can stay at home with babbies

>>60684650
why the hell would you still want them up from that? thats still super expensive

>>60684795
You're doing a disservice to your wife and future children by not gambling away the milk money.

>be SPY
>several notable dumps with substantial volume throughout the first hour
>excruciatingly slow, but nonstop, pumping on miniscule volume for the next 5 hours
>every day
>for months
It really is retail isn't it? Throwing in their walmart and mcdonalds paychecks $200 at a time?

Buy SBSW

>>60684759
>Gonna have to marry a jap or dump a ton of money for a business visa. My brother moved there, took a lot of effort.
Yeah that kinda sucks, I mean, Japan doesn't want outsiders, so I get that it would be hard.
But when you think about it, the country is really dirt cheap. The exchange rate helps, for sure, but I'm fairly sure I could soon retire there instead of having to go to some meme SEA mudslime shithole. Japan is basically first world living standards for the price of Portugal.
I mean, take any vending machine for example. I could buy my beloved CC lemon for what, 130JPY. It's 0.75€. Coca-cola was 150 or 160JPY, if I'm not wrong. Try to find a single vending machine in the West that will sell you a coke or something for less than 2.5~3€ (and I imagine the equivalent in dollars).
And it's the same for food. And unironically the same for housing.

>>60684777
thx fren, have another one

>>60684799
>thats still super expensive
100k might be expensive to you, but that's extremely cheap and affordable for me, especially for a house

>>60684806
Recently things have gone up in prices, I was just out there in January. It's starting to catch up with them for sure and unfortunately so much of their money comes from tourism. But with cheap flights, nogs and browns are going and japs are getting sick of it, so they'd rather all die off than let it become a third world shithole.

If you're gonna make a move do it soon, because either it'll turn into yurop or they'll lock their doors. Hopefully the latter

truly broken

>>60684817
houses are a necessity and not something just for the rich and delusional

kek

>>60684828
Nigga shut the fuck up and go preach about it on twitter, nobody gives a fuck about your broke ass here

>>60684832

>>60684834
this thread belongs to 3 fig port neet kings!

i am sitting on a bunch of Cash niggers! how do i change that?!

Holy shit Elon sounded extremely low energy on that 'earnings' call. What losing your welfare does to a mf

>>60684828
M8 100k is what houses cost in the 50s adjusted for inflation. You could literally afford the payments for a house in that price range on minimum wage, especially with Japan's interest rates.

>>60684848
buy spy 0dte puts

Is anon buying ACHR at these levels, or waiting for it to dip more?

Also VAL anyone? Offshore drilling is about to make a comeback.

>>60684847
K I take it back you can stay

When is the Tesla scam pump coming I need to reload my puts cheap.

>>60684856
I slurped some ACHR below 11 yesterday. I have faith in Goldstein.

>>60684832
Check the M2 money supply.

>>60684853
yeah that was then, now there are no jobs

>ETHA and IBIT keeping me in the green
Thanks guys!

>>60684764
>>60684755
Apologies Baggler, I thought you were talking about the index, not the dow chemical corp. Missed earnings and a divvy cut are boomer nightmare fuel so they're dumping. Going to snag a few cheapies here, figure the stock'll probably recover in 2-3 years when they announce stock buybacks at some point.

>>60684832
What bad news?

What's a good treasury etf

So we crab now for 5 hours?

hihihi oki bought 100x IBM´s :)
yesterday good earning
today nice -9% dip
tomorrow Hardware upgrade announcement

>>60684889
Never apologize to JIDF, fren.

i doesn´t do options because i always lose everything when they run out

>>60684828
My house by the beach and house up the mountains, disagrees

get ready

>>60684917
I have a house up a mountain and 10 min driveway to the beach.

Hydro sisters... I'm wet

>>60684923
I want to imagine you have a house at the top of a fjord and a driveway that goes right down to the water

>>60684923
Better you having it than some nog or jew corporation

SPXL or UPRO?

Also I bought some roblox stock last week and it's been in free fall ever since.

Please dump MU again so I don't feel like a retard for panic selling.

>>60684920
>he doesn't know
Bobo posting was made a bannable offense

INTCissies.. what is going to happen tonight???

>>60684943
Ban jewgler next

Guys, we are crashing, we are 4-5 points below ATH.

>>60684970
Do you have a problem boss?

>>60684955
despair

>>60684980
Wasn't talking to you, shlomo

MA20 on the 3min chart holding strong

>>60684856
Is that period blood on her finger?

>>60684955
That stock is underrated maybe it will be a good opportunity they just had their 30 billion dollar lawsuit stopped in court that should have been a 10% day at least.

>>60684991
I asked you a question. Do you have a fucking problem boss?

>>60684656
would have done the same but i got destroyed being irresponsibly in puts last earnings despite their shit news and i’m still down from it. cool 20% from TSLZ though

>>60685003
And what if I do? What are you gonna do about it? Huh? Report my post? Seethe? Get bent, you're a trip fag, that's enough reason alone to hate you

>>60684994
Sorry, that was the WMA20 on the 5min actually. Probably both.

>>60684730
>>60684643
Why so many rich trust fund kids here? Do you guys really want to gamble six figures away or are you just really so cheap that you can't just get a financial planner?

>>60684955
It already pulled the old "Pump on Bad/Mediocre Earnings" trick. I wouldn't expect to see that again. It'll hit the $20 floor again. After that, BUY BUY BUY

>>60684898
Sbet bmnr

HOW DOES IT GO UP SO MUCH EASIER

>tariffs
>flat GDP
>S&P up 4.65% in the last month
QRD on this? Why are stocks still soaring?

>>60685018
No one ever made it by playing it safe

>>60685018
>six figures is a large amount of money
Did you wake up form 50 year coma recently or what?

>>60685027
Why wouldn't people buy risk free assets? You buy at any price you want and sell higher, it's risk free money for free

>>60684613 (OP)
I too think its okay for some kinda shady company with a Taiwanese-American CEO to lowkey Kingmaker the future of American Tech by supporting what it likes so that stock booms randomly!

>>60685027
CHEKC THE MONEY SUPPLY

Neat little jump of 1.7% this morning, took the elevator down, and then started dragging itself back up.

>>60684997
now where did this idea came from

>>60685022
>It'll hit the $20 floor again. After that, BUY BUY BUY
Why buy a loser? Do you think it will range forever? Remember the "iron support" bitcoin had back in 2018

>>60685042
i bought like ten shares at $2.80 based on this post. previously held a small amount from $4.66 to $3.41 based on last month’s shilling after the big pump

How would I find what ETF's went up on that April 2025 crash?

>Getting your customers hacked is bullish in 2025
>MSFT

I saw a post on twitter a few weeks ago saying that M2 money supply predicts spx 6800 by year end

I thought it was a joke
Maybe not

>>60685056
from memory (I held them too long and the crash reversed)
MSTZ
CARD
LABD
TSLZ
TECS

>>60684856
Holding 220 VAL.
Bought too early but the position recently flipped green again
The lack of newbuilds should be good for them in due time.

>>60685013
Nah, I'm just trying to understand why you're so mad, but apparently you're just a loser or something boss.

>>60684736
good company would wait for pullback. RSI extended

>>60684687
Can you elaborate?

>>60685036
>stocks
>risk free
Only when you diversify across the entire market, and even then only in the long run. And even then the market only gains about 10.5% annually with dividends reinvested. 5% in a month is enormous, especially with Trump doing as he’s been doing.

>>60685092
>And even then the market only gains about 10.5% annually
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>60685077
>reporting me and getting me blocked for 15 minutes for "racism"

What you got a fucking janny on speed dial? Jesus, you are a fucking jew.

>>60684650
Me and my wife are going to look into buying a house in Kyoto in the near future.
>traditional architecture that has lasted for generations
>not on the coast
>upwind of Mt. Fuji
For the price of a studio apartment in our city, we can get a decent place of our own.

>>60684717
>getting norovirus and salmonella and ecoli
its important to import people who have no concept of sanitation to cleanlieness to make your food.

>>60685051
Because line always go back up eventually. Everyone was dooming about INTC when it first crashed, but it's what inspired me to get into the market in the first place. Bought at $19 and sold at $24. It's not going to make you rich, but you can get decent gains on a cheap stock or go for INTW to get some leverage.
>Remember the "iron support" bitcoin had back in 2018
I do not because I'm a zoomer.
>>60685055
While it's not a pennystock, Tencent would have also been a good play for this trend. Unfortunately, I didn't think about it until it was too late.

>>60685097
Kyoto is a huge tourist trap just fyi. Weebs flock to it like flies on shit. Check out nagoya or inuyama.

Awe man Hulk Hogan's dead.

F

>>60685097
How is living in Japan as a foreigner? Or if you haven't lived there, how do you think you'll like the lifestyle?

30min of crab so that we can repump it in 5min effortlessly

Whats dragging soxl down on a green day

>>60684634
thank nancy and trust the pelosi plan

>>60685104
FIRST OZZLY NOW HULK?!?!
Is this the covid boomer die-off that was promised, just a little late????

>>60685113
It's a yellow day if anything

>>60685113
Intel of course. As usual

>>60685056
oh, also UVIX made a killing. I’m 70% in UVIX rn and praying for April 3rd redux

Prediction, even if UNH pumps on earnings people will panic sell and it won’t break 310. Then holding through whatever happens that week, it will start going up again if earnings were good. Bad earnings mean it will still go up but unacceptably slowly

>>60685113
probably Micro Chip Technologies and Intel boss

>>60685092
I regret to inform you that the shitbull & pitbull 500 has gone up roughly 20% annually every year for the last...6 years?

>>60685097
Home ownership in Japan does not give you visa or other kind of permission to stay

>>60685094
Did you think that was some controversial remark? It’s pretty standard stuff.
https://pages.stern.nyu.edu/~adamodar/New_Home_Page/datafile/histretSP.html

my grandfather just got back to me saying that his friend who has 10 million CAD in the market says to hold off on investing right now

what do

>>60685120
for a pro wrestler 71 is ancient. That being said
F

>>60685127
What's the point in adding money to losers? There are thousands of symbols to choose from - why focus on losers?

>>60685139
>financial advice from boomers
Bootstraps etc

>>60685129
You know what SMC stands for dontcha? Super money destroyer
>Damn it Dale that’s AMD

>>60685131
That’s incorrect. The market fell 23% in 2022 as the link here indicates >>60685137. Also, the stock market is much older than just 6 years.

>>60685064
I just sold my MSTZ. I want to short Bitcoin and MSTR but there is too little profit on the inverse ETF's and I'm too dumb to understand options. I think a Long put for a year out on MSTR is what I want but I'm too lazy to mess with that stuff

Q2 2025 GDP numbers are out soon.
Q1 was negative so if Q2 is also negative we are technically in recession.

Thanks to tariffs announced in April, there was a "pull forward" effect on orders and imports which will cause a positive Q2 2025 number, thus breaking the streak.
Even if Q3 2025 is back to negative, it needs two consecutive quarters. No chance of recession being announced in 2025.

Was the liberation day timing random or a nice bit of financial engineering? We may never know.

>>60685145

>>60685152
>technically in a recession

In this clown market nothing is set in stone

>>60685137
>>60685131

>>60685152
>We may never know.
I have to imagine tons of shit will come out later, especially after Trump’s death.

Where do we see what Nancy Pelosi is doing? When TEM was shilled here in her name, it went very well for me and I want this again.

CRDL bros where are we at?
Two (2) weeks for the ARCHER Phase II results, if they are good we are going to at least $3

>>60685159
>>60685149

>>60685166
2022 was a mulligan, we get to scratch that one from the record

>>60685097
No razy migrantu arrowed, onry VISA if gaijin work 16 hour days in grorious Nipponese bisress!

Why the fuck are UNH calls still so expensive? The world is celebrating their CEO getting murdered in the streets and they're one executive order away from being taken under state control. What cum guzzling retards are still buying this shit?

>>60685170
If you ignore of the down years yeah it’s higher than 10.5%. It doesn’t work like that though.

>>60685104
Can't believe I found out here. Rest in piss Chudster kek

>>60685178
>why can't I buy cheap calls in this stock the whole market is expecting to recover
Hmm, what a mystery.

>>60685178
Cest moi, desole

>>60685178
Right here. I buy that shit every damn day and nothing you can do about it bitch.

>>60685180
i remember when he was at the RNC and went full MAGAmaniac

>>60685178
implied volatility boss

TAKE YOUR FUCKIN TIME

uhmm... UNH

Endboss now, MA20 on 30min

>>60685200

>>60685200
Somebody needs to tell UNH shareholders that they can just buy a new CEO at one of those Indian adoption agencies

I boughted

RIP bobo, MA20 easy bounce, V now

>Nutlick on Japan deal
>they've agreed to fund projects for up to $500 billion
>we decide what the projects will be and they'll give us the money, no questions asked
>the US takes 90% of the profits and Japan gets 10%
This nigga can't be serious. If true, and it's probably not, Japan is essentially paying tribute to the US.

>>60685165
You're the first person to tell me about this, I'm bored so I'm just gonna invest my fun money into it

AHHHHH ITS CRASHING BOSS!!!!

>>60685220
japan has been a US vassal state since 1945

>>60685213
It took 20 years to trigger from 1984 to 2004?

UNH at ATL. Only up from here.

>>60685220
I have no issues believing the Japanese to agree to this, sorry.

>>60685220
Art of the Deal boss, they sat down at the negotiating table and said, it would be a shame if we had to tariff all those Honda Civics at 125%.
>no please you can't do that to us.
Okay well, we demand a tribute.
>okay yes, we give you money
We have all the cards here boss.

>>60685220
That's for pearlharbor.

I mean this is great for America. We get a pile of cash. I mean I guess this means anon has to pay a little more for his anime style fuck doll, but like just import a real girl from east Asia if you want a waifu so bad boss.

>>60685220
Japan agreeing to this is the most Japanese thing they could possibly do, I 100% believe it

>>60685219
Oh no.. now the MA50 held

>>60685220
Total victory

>>60685189
NOOO! MY LONGS!

>>60684618
this charles schwab?

>>60685269
and he was right

>>60685228
Yea its pretty difficult to trigger, only happens on v bottoms basically

>>60685220
I'd bet its 90% until X amount is hit then it drops. It makes sense from an incentive standpoint, trump will pick things that actually makes money and japan is just trading some of their future growth

The fuckn company that should be -10% is carrying the market today

>Hackers have breached about 400 government agencies, corporations and other groups, according to estimates from Eye Security, the Dutch cybersecurity company that identified an early wave of the attacks last week. That’s up from roughly 60 based on its previous estimate provided to Bloomberg News on Tuesday.

>The security firm said that most of the victims are in the US, followed by Mauritius, Jordan, South Africa and the Netherlands. The National Nuclear Security Administration, the US agency responsible for maintaining and designing the nation’s cache of nuclear weapons, was among those breached. So were several South African entities, including the country’s National Treasury, Bloomberg reported earlier.

>The National Institutes of Health was also impacted through the SharePoint flaws, according to a person familiar with the matter. Andrew Nixon, a spokesperson for the Department of Health and Human Services, said, “The Department and its security teams are actively engaged in monitoring, identifying, and mitigating all risks to our IT systems posed by the Microsoft SharePoint vulnerability.”

>>60685284
the US just does it best

Where’s that v dammit

>>60685277
Impressive. Very nice. Let's see the fatness chart.

>>60685299
It's hiddin' in her pants behind the panties boss.

UNH AT 27X TERRITORY IS IT TIME TO SLUUUURRP FUAAAK?

>>60685284
Microsoft is not insecure perse, it just has the most people attacking it. It doesnt make sense from a cost efficiency standpoint to develop exploits for meme software only 1% of people use. Their marketshare is what gives them a big target on their back

>Trump Commerce Sec. Lutnick says U.S. auto CEOs are 'cool with' higher tariffs than Japan

lol

>>60685220
Nutlick is lying. Japan has agreed to nothing.

>>60685163
avgo broadcom was a big move she made now (up 4% after i went in), and when she went in last year
check some nancy tracker sites or youtubers reportin on her

>>60685330
I dont understand the point of your psyop

UNH buyers will get the rope.

>>60685349
UNH? Don't mind if I do

>>60685347
The real psyOP is by the US government. Like literally proven several times.

Hey, Epstein? Forget that. Do you know that Obama is a traitor? We got all the data that he didn't delete and destroy after losing against Trump. We found it all NOW, even though in the meantime Biden was President. That retard als didn't destroy all evidence haha. But he manufactured that Epstein HOAX, yet didn't use it against me haha truly great

Alphabet smashed earnings, and gave up all the gains, This is what a bull market on life support looks like. I'm going to begin the process of liquidating everything boss.

GRRRbro....im in

>>60685349
I wouldn't buy UNH right now. The whole business model was based on fraud and shit. They're going to go much lower boss.

>>60685393
The more money a company does, the worse. There is no dream, no vision. You don't think of it 10x anymore, so you think there's no growth, thus you don't buy. The less money a company makes, the better, the more potential (in your mind)

>>60685407
So now is the time to take our money out of NVDA and put it intol MULN?

>>60684720
dude you bought the top. you suck at trading.

baggie is still crying about missing out on nvda. meanwhile its gone up another 20% while he keeps posting about it

>>60685414
With NVDA there still is a dream.


And now we pump on low vol again. We had a short time of volume when the market went down. Dead again

>>60685393
I give up. I already squeezed money out of GOOGL in the runup to earnings with the intention of buying the dip. Just pump this shit back to my average cost basis, and I'll wash my hands of it.

>>60685284
> Sharepoint has a bigger hack than WordPress has had in a decade
Really gets the noodle nogglin

>>60685424
>not selling NVDA for MULN
you're not gonna make it boss

>>60685165
>pharma
Sigh

>>60685439
microcap pharma stocks are the best way to gamble
if the CRDL phase II results show statistical significance, then it's going to pump hard

>>60685425
Straight, in one go, after all that fight going down. Truly no sellers

>>60685428
Wait, fuck. I sold too early into the recovery. REFUND MY SHARES NOW

>>60685103
Weebs are more interested in Akiba or Osaka. Also people from Nagoya are assholes.

>>60685109
It's like anywhere else in East Asia; don't expect to be treated like royalty because you're white. Treat them with respect and they won't tell you to fuck off. Lower cost of living because lower wages, but that's why I'm building up my portfolio now.

>>60685134
My wife is a citizen. She's actually the one who wants to be in Kyoto. I actually wouldn't mind looking for something in Shiga, but she doesn't want to live out in the sticks.

>>60685404

Based. We will all be gorrilionaires.

UNH chads. WTF is happening? I thought we had good news.

Look at that cock shot right in Bobo's balls boss.

>>60685463
It’s a meme stock goodness knows. Just take a break until Monday bro

>>60685455
Checked, but what was the timeframe for which you held the shares?

>>60685466
I love when it pumps 10 points in 10 mins and now potentially will take 3 hours to dump 10

>>60685491
I held my previous bags for weeks and got a nice payout. This time around, I held for about 2 hours because I'm fucking retarded and change my mind like a girl changes clothes. I should have just got GGLL.

trying to time oil

>>60685431

MSFT also still going, corporations just won. They can't lose, won't lose, thanks to the US.

>>60685152
If Q2 GDP is negative they will pull some bullshit about unemployment being low to justify that it's not a "real" recession.

>>60685141
Because I don’t like selling at a loss, its called the suck cock fallacy

NVDA also acting as if all the capex of Tech companies (Google yesterday likely 85billion FY) wasn't already priced into the 4.2 trillion

pomp eet

>>60684730
YOLO into 0 DTE OTM options

>>60684613 (OP)
Uhhh i thought soxl was going back up whyd it go back down after post market?

Trump just said he wants Elon Musk to 'thrive'.
Why doesn't TSLA react accordingly? Is it dead?

>>60685545
Elon went full retard to such an extent that even Trump saying "I love this company" isn't enough to change it. Seriously think about it for a moment, he basically went beyond full retard. Like, utter retard.

Intel is shitting the bed even harder which means that AMD should honestly be higher than it is right now but investors fucking HATE amd for some reason

>>60685555
Hate when IBKR does this and I remember that analysts are retards like me [checked]

Is tsla seriously tanking all the indexes
One meme stock

>>60685545
"thrive" in this context is Trump telling Elon to go fuck himself.

I’m so glad I got out of KO when I did. What a flaccid piece of garbage, holy shit.

Kinda wanna get in on that early IPO action for Figma (FIG).
Any Euro investors recommend Robinhood for this? Any other? I missed a few hundred off CRCL because my bank/broker, while having no fees, doesn't have a full broker's features.

>>60685545
He wants him to thrive without gov't welfare. Problem with that is Elon is reliant on gov't welfare to stay solvent.

>>60685580
Figma balls

>>60685578
KO will be in big trouble when people realize they can just mix sugar and water at home

>Stock I bought keeps going up
>Scared to sell and miss on gains

It's paralyzing.

>>60685592
You think people will go back to drinking afternoon tea like in Merry ‘Ol England? The sugar swill isn’t going anywhere soon.

>>60685591
Fucken got 'em, oh man my head went to the same place boss.

Intel drilling before earnings. Did something leak? Otherwise why the run up prior, only to dump with no news? Tempted to buy calls, but that shit a PoS.

>>60685621
Investors realized they had money on intel.

>>60685013
based

>>60685607
>>60685592
>>60685578
I think Coke has the best taste but lots of places are moving to ban buying this shit with food stamps which is probably 90% of their customer base. Nobody with money drinks this outside of special occasions and nobody is gonna pay $10 for a 12 pack of it so they're pretty much cooked. I just bought $80 in tea that will last me four months and has zero calories.

Either way food stocks in general are cooked because they're already priced to the maximum people will pay and input costs keep going up and up. Buying anything but tech seems retarded since their costs remain pretty flat or go down and they can charge however much they want.

>>60685347
>OH NO NO NO THESE FACTS ARE INCONVENIENT TO THE NARRATIVE BETTER CLAIM PSYOP
kys shill

>just surpassed $90,000 in stock
so close to a true six figure portfolio if I ignore my cash

where we at

>>60685578
The big bill is gonna cut food stamps, how KO didn't -15% after it passed is beyond me

Looks like it will pump into the close. Spikepump

>>60685668
it was really funny how they claimed there was no cut to spending but they kept trying to block all the cuts to welfare
which lets be clear, as long as you aren't a single parent raising children, the only "cut" they put in is that if you are on welfare and not disabled, you have to actually show you are applying to jobs and not just mooching off the state

what a fucking nightmare

>>60684832
I dont want to get all political and shit, but a bunch of dead gazans isnt really bad news.

Anons, what would be the pitfalls into investing in military shipment industries?

What happened to drumps field trip to the fed

>>60685708
You end up getting a little jew who lives in your walls for that one

will probably pump another time for next attempt at ath of 1-2 points. gotta get those 1-2 more points.

>>60685718
kek

>>60685717
probably said
>wow this look nice
>very good
>worth the money
>pleased to have met you
>a bit late but whatever

>>60685717
what happened to the fort knox review?

>spike
>dump
>sideways.
>hmmm.....take a breather
>spike
>fuck not enough money
>dump
>sideways
>ok...hmm maybe this time
>spike

>>60685744
They found even more Gold in there that supposed to be

>>60685744
Must have been all good :)

>>60685646
Its the only "fact" in an ocean of counter evidence yet its amped by bot farms

Peculiar

anon got jeeted >>>/int/213099841 >>>/int/213100364

>>60685744
They dont want you to know

get ready for the half hour pump

>>60685785
I mean it takes two to tango and if someone says there’s a deal and the other person says there isn’t, then there isn’t. There legally can’t be yet with how Japan’s politics work AFAIK

I just shorted kohls

>>60685758
Fort Knox is now using a decentralized storage network, where their gold is stored in the private vaults of other people

>>60685790
>could have thrown $1,200,000 in SCHD and gotten $4000 a month for life growing on average 10% per year and didn't
shame

GRRRillas.. I'm scared....

A few years ago I thought people with a million were rich.

Now I realize that a million invested only lets you withdraw around $30-40k a year safely. That's not much.

I also realize that all the people I see around me with fancy new SUVs are a lot richer than I thought. Probably inherited real estate, I guess.

>>60685276
yes. Schwab for life. entSCHDuldigung

>>60685808

It’ll bounce off 17.50 then shoot to 25 then head back down to 20 or so. It’s a volatile stock. Just chill and average down while it’s under 20 then start selling above 20. I’ve been trading this since December.

>>60685811
I'm at about 1.2 million (USD) net worth and haven't felt this poor since I was in college.

>>60685811
You don't need more than $30k as a single man unless you have kids/gf (ew)

>>60685811
>$4000 per month isn't much
you can easily fuck off to the east or south east and just vibe for decades there

Will probably buy UNH after 29th

>>60685805
he only had 1/60th of that. he's assuming he would have held for the full ride but he's blaming his mistake on his taking someone else's advice. you see how easily your perspective can be confused? why i want you to see me in person, think my appearance is my best card, mirror selfies don't do it justice. and 'little jew that lives in your walls' will make a good pet name for my... nevermind.

>>60685811
the trick is to relocate somewhere nice where $40k lets you live like a king

>>60685820
30k will just about cover rent & utilities + groceries here.

>>60685844
Those places lack basic convenience and amenities
Theres a reason why expensive places are expensive

It's more difficult to get away from the ATH than to it. lol

>>60685844
>>60685823
I also think that retiring early might not be a good idea?
Everyone I know who retired early did not have a good end.
Maybe we are supposed to work?

It's over.

>>60685080
Thank you for the reply, anon.

AHHHHHHHHH

WTFWT

>>60685846
So move

>>60685811
I literally make 5k/mo off premiums alone on investments worth about 55k (just the amount I sell cc on).
If you can only "safely" make 40k a year off 1 million, you must be retarded.
Just disconnect from your emotional attachment to most of these stocks and sell covered calls.

Look at it just V-ing. Insane. Immediate bounce off the memelines (MA20 whatever 1h etc)

>>60685876
there is the issue of employment elsewhere. i have recently obtained a part-time gig with a large outfit that may have openings in rural locations at some point. I am trying to secure something like that under the right circumstances but it is not easy even with a foot in the door.

>>60685811
Most people driving around in new cars are in debt because of that car. Just because they make enough money to pay the monthly payments on their car loan, their mortgage, their student loans, their credit card debt, etc., doesn't mean they are accumulating wealth for the long term.

You can survive with $20k a year, if you have no debt, move to a low cost of living place in the middle of nowhere, and live within your means. But if you can make $20k/year by doing literally nothing, then you now have 8-12 hours of your life back, and that time is invaluable.

>>60685848
i'm talking overseas. if you're a wagie stuck here then yeah there's not much you can do about it. but to say places where digital nomads go don't have amenities would be extremely misguided. in many cases they're objectively more convenient even if money was no object.
>>60685853
here's what i think: don't retire completely, doing nothing is bad for you anyway. but methodically establish ways to generate cashflow using the cash you can withdraw which you can later manage remotely, e.g. start a business either where you're at now or you're planning to move. failing that, you can work remotely for less pay if your career allows it and use the cash to either establish yourself at your destination or to supplement your income until full retirement.

>>60685880
guarantee you it doesn't scale and/or doesn't work when not in a bull market

>>60685880
You're making 10% a month and you haven't blown up?
How long have you been earning 10% a month?

>>60685827
>buying the top

>>60685827
>buying it after it moons

>>60685903
NTA, but I averaged 20.84% per month this year so it's not that unusual.

>>60685887
Yeah watching this is crazy. What's even the "fundamental" strategy here?

>Nvidia AI chips worth $1bn smuggled to China after Trump export controls

>At least $1bn worth of Nvidia’s advanced artificial intelligence processors were shipped to China in the three months after Donald Trump


oopsie

>>60685876
Kek forgot about this dude, hope his sister is okay

>>60685919
just buy

>>60685899
>>60685903
I was mostly into crypto until last summer and cashed out remaining crypto gains a couple months ago to put into stocks because I enjoy it more.
Took a big hit in the beginning of the year like everyone else, but im up ~67k ytd in between personal and roth. about 40k input and i've been toeing the line to 6 figures in the personal.
You dont even need to rely on the giga bull market. UVIX has huge premiums for selling options and is at its lowest. Go look at the aug 1st covered calls for it. Even just 10 contracts gets you 540 premium for 8 days. Scale that up and you can make sick weekly premiums and have a hedge against when the market turns.

>>60685919
Will probably crab now til half o clock, then go up slowly til 50 then gigapump aboe ATH to the close.

something doesn't smell right, it just feels off today. My gut feeling is that we've plateaued for a while, there is too much uncertainty ahead, lots of top signals. Markets are going to drop lower over the next few weeks.

this is a WARNING to UNH

>>60686017
Your gut's picking up on something, and it’s worth unpacking. Markets can be a rollercoaster, and that uneasy feeling often comes from a mix of signals that don’t quite add up. Let’s break it down:Top signals and uncertainty: You’re likely seeing things like high valuations (e.g., elevated P/E ratios on indices like the S&P 500, which is around 28x forward earnings, historically pricey), mixed earnings reports, or geopolitical noise (e.g., ongoing U.S.-China tensions, Middle East conflicts). Recent X posts echo this vibe, with some traders pointing to overbought tech stocks and VIX spikes as red flags. Others mention the Fed’s tightrope walk on rates—sticky inflation around 3% and no clear rate cuts until maybe Q4 2025—adding to the fog.
Plateau vibe: Markets have been choppy but resilient. The S&P 500’s up about 12% YTD as of July 2025, but momentum’s slowed since Q1. Tech giants (FAANG) are still driving gains, but cracks are showing—e.g., Tesla’s uneven delivery numbers and Apple’s supply chain murmurs. If your gut’s screaming “plateau,” it might be because breadth is narrowing: fewer stocks are carrying the rally.
Drop prediction: A near-term pullback isn’t a wild call. Historical data suggests August-September can be shaky (average S&P 500 returns in September are -0.7% since 1950). Plus, sentiment on X shows retail investors getting skittish—more chatter about cashing out than piling in. Key levels to watch: S&P 500 support around 5,200 (200-day moving average); a break below could signal a 5-10% drop. On the flip side, bulls argue that AI hype and corporate buybacks could keep things propped up.

>>60686017
I concur, I just locked in some $SPY $645 puts for two weeks out and sold everything else boss.

>>60685981
I appreciate the answer, good luck soldier

>>60686020
It’s certainly not taking very good care of me
t 50 shares at 300

>>60686032
You too, wagmi fren.

DJT

This is my crypto portfolio, thinking of liquidating and buying FNGU or SOXL, all in. Thoughts?

I am dubbing this mooglie trend as the "double banana pattern," what do you guys think?

>>60686051
Good enough to screenshot good enough to sell
>>60686055
Frankly it’s rather silly

>>60686006
looks like the pump is getting earlier but chancer are, how the trading looked like today, that it will soon pump to an ATH. Like yesterday basically.

If the F. E. & D. cut rates that's a signal that things are bad. If the F. E. & D. leaves rates unchanged that's going to stifle growth. If the F. E. & D. raises rates, stocks will definitely get fucked. I just don't see how we get out of this next FOMC unscathed boss.

>>60686047
South park is such a boomer humor show now. It's so sad that it didn't end after the movie. Or in the 00's at least.

>Sarepta halts trading
The needful done with half an hour to spare?

>>60686092
it's at 13+, lol it pumped.

Someone bake a new bread

>>60686108
Not even like crazy though?
>>60686120
Why don’t we just wallow in our own filth

>>60686132
I have a meme to post and don’t want it to go unseen

>>60686134
>>60686134
>>60686134
>>60686134

>Nikkei Asia
>@NikkeiAsia
>US, Japan differ on details of tariff deal, with no clear start date

>Implying the market cares
News are only to pump.

>>60686142
shut up and pump my bags

>>60685785
>facts are peculiar if not widely reoorted by dear leader's approved propaganda outlets

>>60684720
Bro, what type of investing strategy do you have that you buy, not at the peak, not at the dip, but at the second peak? Literally ~95% of the days in the last 3 years would have been a better entry point. Do you not watch prices? Did you just start investing yesterday? Do you just chase whatever is pumping? Embarrassing, anon, you should probably just stick to bonds or dollar cost average large index funds from now on.

>>60684749
TFSAs are so based, love me some tax free gains.