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>>60684613

TSLA V shaped recovery incoming, haters BTFO

When is our time?

>>60686140
I don't even hate 'em, but yeah that company is fucked for the foreseeable future boss.

I think stocks are old news, bonds and certificates of deposit are where it's at

>>60686141
August 1st

Liberation Day 2.0, AKA 2nd chance sale boss.

>>60686141
Never, no deal basically, but lol

>Nikkei Asia
>@NikkeiAsia
>US, Japan differ on details of tariff deal, with no clear start date

>>60686144
Nope,Tesla is bigger than EV cars. Just until the xAI merger.

Uhhh guys, where's that pre-close pump you were talking about?

>>60686141
>In this era of unbelievable technological progress, I will choose to be a bear
Uhhhhhhh....?

so whats the play here?

should I just hold TSLR forever?

>>60686160
>muh TSLA is a Technology company disguised as an auto-maker meme.
Nah that shit is a welfare office run by a snake oil salesman which happens to make EVs. For that reason I am out boss.

lol yesterday when I said Tech was doing the pump likely due to the executive order somebody said RSP is up.

I just looked at RSP weekly. It's below the ATH. All money is in the big companies.

Shit and piss 500 pulling a Bart

> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH

>"Getting ready to head over to the Fed to look at their, now, $3.1 Billion Dollar (PLUS!) construction project. Also present will be Fed Chair Jerome Powell, Senator Tim Scott, Senator Thom Tillis, OMB Director Russ Vought, Chairman of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, Bill Pulte, my Appointees to the National Capital Planning Commission, James Blair and Will Scharf, and various other construction professionals."

he will disenchant Powell

Something feels off like the market is waiting for something. Is it the earnings? The fed meeting next week?

>>60686170
>im not a hater
>proceeds to spout r*edit meme garbage

You’re filtered tranny

>>60686186
>Trump disenchants Powell
>receives 3 x [Strange Dust]
>receives 1 x [Black Beepis]

>>60686186
>
Wait, wasn't it 2$ billion. Now it's 3.1

lol he just added 600
>The Federal Reserve's renovation project, initially estimated at $1.9 billion in 2019, has now reached a cost of $2.5 billion, according to multiple reports.

I know you poors like the cheap stocks. Check out KRKNF. It's time will come.

>>60686196
Good, I'd rather be filtered than invested in an African American.

NFLX finally showing some signs of life

it's another shit bake

>>60686156
US equities need to crash 60% over 10 years to heal from this fraud and faggotry. Fuck AI, fuck tech and fuck every single permabull nigger out there.

How do I get a sugar mommy to finance my stock market trades?

>lowest volatility in years
>look inside
>Tesla -8%
>IBM -8%
>CVS -5%
>UNH -4.5%

What are we even measuring here?

>>60686209
dilution machine for its CEO
>been there done that

The market literally runs on these fuckin MA. It's all about them. The whole day they've been support. In AH there's 0 movement and the MA just move up et voila, new easy support.

And again, MA20 holding. Green line on the right.

You can get White House officials talking down the EU deal news. You can get news about the Japan deal essentially not being final. Whatever, the lines bro.

>>60686186
gonna be crowded in there

fuck this stupid market

unh is going to (literally) zero, isnt it? like actually liquidation and I am not talking in some kind of exaggerated way but literally zero.

THE GREEN LINE MUST HOLD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>60686230
ikr? didn't even made my daily target because of low volume crabbing

>>60686227
Care to explain the bluish grey boxes boss?

>>60686240
After you send me the 5k

>>60686227
What about the blueish grey boxes boss?

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

>>60686245
No you tell me first boss..

>>60686188
Next week earnings will be pretty big, tho I dont know anyone who actually waits for this data to make a bet, chances are they just continue along the same trend and beat

>>60686235
Yea probably, they barely made money before the event, so and p was putting up 20% and they were putting up 5%

>>60686246
The 5k, Mister.

>>60686251
I am bankrupt.

>>60686252
Well, there's the Bollinger too. The lower one gets a lot more respect than the upper one. Which is why we've been trading 80% of the day above the 1D bollinger band.

>>60686251
im ruined

>>60686251
Today: +0.06%
This Week: -1.65%
This Month: +1.35%
This Year: -38.90%

another shit day in my worthless life

>>60686251

I was very up before the market opened now I’m a bit down.

>>60686251
they are trying to rob me again

>>60686235
It's going to be taken over by the state. It shouldn't exist but everyone turned a blind eye to it making money and now they can't anymore. It's amazing how much good one random dude can do by standing up to injustice and modern slavery. Yet we all sit here saying it's hopeless while CEOs and politicians continue walking the streets and living in our neighborhoods.

Mooglies, did you see those multiple 195 sticks? What the fuck was that?

>>60686251
I've been liquidated.

>>60686251
+0.05%

>>60686251
+0.01%

>Intel up 5% for 10 seconds after hours all to violently come back drilling down in less than a minute
I love holding onto this shit stock so much. It's like being married to a BPD woman, never a dull minute.

omg

The candle on INTC, no way this market isnt manipulated by bots that parse data.

Donnie T is about to kill Powell

80% of my money is in cash right now. I won't make the same mistake again. Next big drop I'm putting $50k into TQQQ

>>60686299
Trump is cucking Powell so hard kekekekek

this is gold

>>60686299
Top kek

>>60686134 (OP)
What is the “market” when 8% own 92%?

>>60686306
Trump is looking the cuck right now for throwing tantrums. Powell is cool, calm, and collected

>>60686316
VERY anti-Semitic line of thought anon

Sick of gigaboomers, Trump needs to go down with the Epstein files. Let JD pick the next fed chairman. Jpow needs retirement.

Ok you fuckers think you're good? You're not. you're so over estimating your skills. Anyone call call out a 10, 50, or even 100 bagger. That's fucking easy. Want a real test?

What stock will end next week up by 1%. Not 10%, not 2% not 1.1 fucking %. What ticker will end 30/july ONLY 1% higher.


Drop the name of the ticker and the name of a charity + pseudonym you want me to donate under.

>>60686251
Check ‘em

>>60686251
3.72%

>>60686261
>>60686272
>>60686278
>>60686335
>not even 0.1%
wtf, are you even trying? you're ngmi at this rate.

>>60686224
Guess you didn't actually look into the company. Very niche and maybe the only publicly available company. Oceans are like space.

>>60686299
this is looking like a comedy central sketch KEK

Yes it rose from market close value but still lower than open. Anyone find it funny when they say a stock is "soaring" and it's not even impressively up?

>>60686251
-3.52%, +27% YTD. Ticking time bomb.

>>60686251
-2%

Feel bad for Jerome, this nigga just wants to be left alone

>>60686251
I AM FINACIALLY RUINED AND WILL NEVER HAVE WEALTH AGAIN

>>60686376
f

KEH
TACO
KWAB

>>60686251
+7%
Its ok

>>60686374
Kek you can see him contemplating resignation in this pic

This reminds me of Meta shifting focus into AR
It was such a good time to buy after it crashed and burned.

Of course, Meta had a money printing business that kept rolling regardless. Tesla doesn't.
More importantly, Meta was Zuck's main focus. Tesla isn't Elon's main focus, it has always been and always will be secondary to SpaceX.

>>60686354
I held this POS for over a year only for the CEO to dump on me repeatedly.
>maybe the only publicly available company.
KITT, FET, OII, EXA

>>60686251
I lost whatever UNH lost, don’t make me open IBKR again

>>60686331

XYZ

Donate to a donkey shelter

The generous doner Mike Oxlong wishes to remain anoymous

>>60686261
Hi, it's me again.
Do you use the stock function of excel or are you manually adding each value?

>>60686374
Then he should stop being a grandstanding political faggot and cut rates.

>>60686410
I only enter my total portfolio value at the end of each day. Each day is its own row, and the %s are calculated based on the new value and the rows above it. There's lots of complicated formulas and I don't understand how they work anymore because i wrote them months ago

>>60686410

He has an excel spreadsheet that he meticulously logs his unassailable losses. He's a fucking pussy and should do a 0DTE SPY 620 put tomorrow or GTFO this board.

>>60686420
explain to me again how you haven't recovered yet. I understand you sold the april dip like a retard but everything is going up since then.

>>60686430
honestly I don't know, other than I'm an idiot

SCHD zoomer, today is a good example of why not to hold SCHD.
Source: SCHD holder.

>pumping in AH
N

>>60686422
C or P? I'll play.

>>60686374
if you only knew how bad it was

>>60686410
He should stop counting, he is the reason Boggle Heads exists to contain retards like him. LOOSING MONEY IN THIS MARKET.

today I sold RDDT to buy TSLA

>>60686420
Ooooooh right. I was wracking my brains trying to keep cash out of the question and envisioning rows upon rows of daily values.
That makes it easier even if not quite what I wanted to do. Ty man.

>>60686418
He's laying to groundwork to run for president as an independent, he's going to ban apple pie

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1948476251468931411
How come no one posted the clip

>>60686453
He is a valuable clock in this community and deserves a modicum of respect for that if nothing else.

>>60686432
at this point just go all in on spy and walk away. close your eyes and walk away, uninstall your broker app if you must.

>>60686418
Quit craving zirp, QE and handouts and try having a real economy for a few months at least homo

Alright Boss. I just want to say goodbye to all you bongs. It was nice trading with you, and you will be missed.

F

>>60686466
I agree, it's a good reality when the rest of you slimy little faggots only post when you're up

>>60686437

Puts but sell early and don't get greedy

>>60686432
you make like $300k/yr, shut up

>>60686456
For a while I was trying to subtract my settled cash from the computation, but it ended up making it too complicated. I gave up and just do the whole portfolio value now.
>>60686467
I have a whole separate account that's basically just SPY + QQQ and some other boring shit. It's like 3X bigger than this account. I also have IRAs and a 401K that are also in boring shit. This is my gambling account.

>>60686331
>estimate within .1%
blind luck

>>60686465
Lmfao
>>60686472
Wait what's happening to bongland monkaS

>>60686506
Check it out for yourself boss
>>>/bant/22983988

Lmfao are you telling me I have just 2 hours of shitposting left?

WTF am I going to do without my friend simulator.

I mean a VPN should work but still.

These islands are cursed.

>>60686531
no way my retarded phoneposting ass is finna figure out using a vpn. well, see you guys i guess. maybe ill start swimming or some shit

I'm basically all in on GRRR right now, this shit NEEDS to pump or I'm financially ruined

>>60686363
>INTCel is now lower in after market than the lows of the open market
Imagine being the guy that bought at $24.22 today

>>60686465
I don't get it, Jay made the his bank like a trillion dollars year by keeping the interest rates high. Who gives a fuck if he wants to spend like 3% on building renovations. They literally make that in less than a week boss.

TRUMP BITCHED OUT AGAIN
POWELL WON
LMAO

>>60686547

Lol same bud, well not all in but its my 3rd largest position have 500 shares.

It'll bounce off 17.50. We'll be mid 20's before you know it but not for long.

I bought KAPA at the peak and now its down 30 percent.

I MIGHT BE EARLY ON GAMB

BUT I'M NOT WRONG

AUG 21 I WILL BE VINDICATED

>>60686544
I'll check your digits one more time boss.

check'd

>>60686561
typical new yorker "say this, but mean this" bullshit
I hate the whole fucking culture

>>60686561
PUSSY IN CHIEF
NEH
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>60686575
how the fuck do you lose money as a purveyor of gambling?

>>60686577
right back atcha cuh

>>60686544
>>60686542
What vpn? The ones I use are blocked.

>>60686480
I'm still in the process of picking a schema I like, man.
Don't worry, when that happens you'll get to see my shitty choices and memestock in full.
I don't have any money so a +100% for me is another guy's crabbing anyway.

>>60686594
>no VPN loicense

Trump won. Again.

>>60686594
What VPN do you use?

>>60686622
Two pair checked, patriots in control

Who is the fucker that shilled to me NXDR at 2.15? Show yourself.

>>60686646
hello
thanks for holding my bags

>>60686646
Hey let me tell you about UNH

>>60686625
free one proton. But I cannot make posts. lol.

>>60686646
Could have been me. I listened to the guy who said he was an ex employee, and I posted about it but I don't remember shilling it when it was that high.

I still have faith regardless, there's a lot that's going to happen in the next two weeks. Apparently a revamp of the app is coming and I have a feeling they'll best earnings again since I guess the ceo is trimming a lot of fat.

Also nice try trying to get me banned jewgler, as if I give a fuck about getting banned for calling you a kike faggot. Cry harder to your janny friends, I'll be back every time.

any eurobros got a feel on Orange? feels like a buy but I haven't got much bearings yet.

oh wait nvm

>>60686374
>just wants to be left alone
he can leave any time he wants

>>60686251
Pretty decent scoop day. Put 10% of my portfolio into AVDV for those insane international small caps

>>60686552
What did you expect after earnings

>>60686738
Why not IUSN can I ask? I'm thinking about putting 10k into the bong version

just got rugpulled on ihxl

>>60686747
You're always supposed to combine small cap with value for small cap value
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uErHwq4M6pg
Avantis also has a nice habit of controlling for the profitability factor

>>60686758
I knew as soon as the faggot in the previous thread wouldn't give me a QRD that it was a bad stock. How much did you lose?

>>60686769
I was up by 20k but I lost around 1k

>>60686561
You know, just completely ignoring politics and having no dog in these fights has been really refreshing

>>60686770
Gotta take your tendies on risky shit like that in case it dumps

>>60686778
I was waiting for the news, they did an offering out of nowhere those faggots

>wake up
>check markets
>everything I hold is green
>everything you'd have to be a cum guzzling retard to own is red

The markets are efficient.

>>60686788
Post positions gay boy
>>60686786
Sounds about right

>>60686760
so we def want tilt, makes some sense. but surely there are tradeoffs, I can't find nice comparable data for historic performance on yahoo though

>>60686718
The law wouldn't apply to overseas territories anyway.

>>60686822
Bongs and their licenses transcend borders.

Tempted to go all in on UVIX

>>60686819
the trade off is that the different risk factors out perform at different times. So the over all market with no factors, dominated by large cap growth stocks, beat small cap and value from 2012 - 2025

But then the market crabbed from 2000-2012 and that's when value and small caps won. there's there's three ways to handle it

1) be a market timer (lol) and try to buy the winner for the era. Hence why you see people rebalancing now at we are hitting crash eras

2) just own both and not give a shit since inverse correlation etc.

3) Be a dividend investors and not care what lags behind because small cap value gives higher yield and you never care what crashes when

Hence me being 60% SCHD 30% SCHY and 10% AVDV (because SCHY doesn't hold small caps)

>>60686853
Do niggas still believe TA?

>>60686398
meta's vr/ar pivot was retarded but at least oculus is a usable product, tesla's fsd still can't stay in its fucking lane every right turn and still can't be trusted to do left turns, what a fucking scam of a company
bought $10k of tsla shares today right after the dip though

>>60686878
I'm interested to see the new android glasses. I deal with a lot clients speaking different languages and it would be really helpful to have live translations instead of paying people to do it

>>60686861
I'm young and I like seeing numbers go crazy so I'm rebalancing my ISA towards small cap, I can't get a hit from daytrading bc UK capital gains laws become gayer every year. Not that into divvies really and they need to be ISA friendly so no classic SCHD or VOO
>>60686874
"Believing" in TA is like believing in conspiracy theories: you're crazy if you don't believe any of it, but you're also crazy if you believe most of them. sell walls exist, so do magic numbers like selling at 99 dollars bc retail sets limit orders at 100

>>60686887
it's right around the corner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR4W_Qtzij4
not android though, snap is building its own operating system

>>60686905
Big if true. Hopefully they're not shitty.

What are we drinking tonight?

Why the market is up immediately +0,17%? Nobody knows

>>60686894
>I'm young and I like seeing numbers go crazy so I'm rebalancing my ISA towards small cap, I can't get a hit from daytrading bc UK capital gains laws become gayer every year. Not that into divvies really and they need to be ISA friendly so no classic SCHD or VOO
I got one better for you then. AVGV. Globally diversified value fund. If you don't like Div's it's the ultimate long term young investor "beat fucking everything" one fund and forget

>>60686929
Nigger cum

>>60686930
Trump said that Pokemon are real live on TV, this is extremely bullish because I can now own a Heracross

>>60686929
water

>>60686939
Real shit?

I assume tomorrow will open green, instant dump on open. V into 6 hours crabbish pump, tryping to pump back to ATH.

>>60686930
They announced massive investment in developing catgirls for domestic ownership. The roastocracy is dead and society can advance.

>>60686929
Knob Creek

AMD is up on Intel's earnings, LMAO

>>60686932
I like the look of it but not bong ISA friendly

i cant believe i just survived through 2 massive dumps dump in just 1 fucking week
OPEN in 4.9 out 3.1
and today fucking IXHL
120k gains gone in less than 1 minute, was down 50% whole port (stock dropped after hour from 1.7 to 0.5, its back to my avg entry now) because an harmless news spooked the shit out of people. almost killed myself if i panic sold
learn to lock in gains as fast as possible, you cant go wrong with that

>>60686981
That's the truth. Greed gets the best of most people. If you can make 20k in a day, take it.

>>60686975
ZPRX is something close to AVDV that I can find, does anyone hold it? Seems a little sketch

>>60686929
just a lil water after i go run in the hot sun

>>60687019
>If you can make 20k in a day, take it.
well said. just do this everytime and you dont have to cum nonstop 3 times in a row just to lower the heart rate like me

>>60686746
I expected immediate pain, not hope and then pain
wtf did Tanniger say during the 5pm conference call?

>>60687092
He said to dump it. Sry anon.

>>60687110
that wouldn't be out of character

>>60686374
bananest of the "republics"

>>60686981
IXHL will continue to rise, the news about the medicine hasn't even dropped yet.

>>60687092
Let's see:
25k more layoffs
Costa Rica operations shutting down
Poland and Germany pull back
They're slowing down new construction everywhere else
Kind of sad. My 2500k from one of their Costa Rica fabs lasted me more than a decade on my primary desktop. RIP, guess their fab workers will have to start picking bananas or whatever it is they do in that country.

>>60687153
ofc im still holding because of that, will exit next week thoughbeit

I want to start buying stocks, little by little, how do I start ETFs? just random small amounst on whatever company I think will grow?
Any reccomended robotics related stocks you reccommend?

>>60687158
thanks for the summary

>>60687172
whew lad, first decide, aree you aiming for individual stocks or ETFs, if you are a total beginner id recommend ETFs, hell id just recommend SPY, while you get a more general idea of whats going on

>>60686374
Reality is a greater clown show than fiction.

>>60686316
>What is the “market” when 8% own 92%?
A chance to take some of that for your own with some retarded pump.

>>60686557
The fed has been at a loss for a while now due to them holding reverse repos at high rates and treasuries/repos at lower rates.

>>60686561
HES LITERALLY NOT ALLOWED TO FIRE HE JUST LIKES TO SAY THAT BECAUSE HE IS THE GOAT TROLL!

Tomorrow can’t be green, Right?
We’re traveling too close to the sun.

>>60687261
yup, the line will definitely go down

ELLOOOOONNNNNNNNN

>>60686853
im already 70% uvix as of today, sold my TSLZ and might cram that into more uvix (maybe even some aug 8 calls)

Why do retail investors constantly try to catch falling knives on dead zombie companies like Intel and UNH instead of just buying any tech company? Is it because they're retarded?

>>60687158
My 2500k is still running nonstop on a secondary pc

>>60687346
If IBM can manage a turnaround, anybody can
not all of us enjoy hype trend chasing

>>60687300
I had sex with that cat

>>60686561
he isn't saying he'll fire powell because they teased the tape last wednseday via the WSJ or whatever fucking journal they used. ran some rumours in the morning, dumped the headline on the tape to see the reaction, market caught a wiff of vol, WAIT LMAO THAT'S NOT REAL SIKE. trump is maniacally focused on pumping, then something crazy will happen. he's (trying) to re-run the insider trading from april via rugpull.

>>60687346
because people get tunnel vision and forget to turn over other rocks to find other opportunities

>>60686967
i remember when i was holding TSM bk in 2020, all of a sudden AMD/TSM went up +30% without any news release, they went up coz intel shit the bad on a summer earnings lol missed roadmap or something

>>60687426
TSM is a fantastic, rare example of Warren fucking up
>perfectly timed the bottom
>bought $5 billion at $62
>sold in a few months at $85
>went up ever since
>still barely at a pe ratio of 25
it's one of the most insane companies in the world and he managed to perfectly time the bottom and then paper handed that shit

>>60687383
>Exploding our economy
What did he mean by this?

>>60687464
hiring a lot of pajeets

>>60687451
it is still expecting massive growth and people call ai a bubble, the same people who'd be calling dotcom a bubble in 1997 or something, imagine missing out on even a few months of gains

that said it was prob more of a risk aversion thing for berkshire, theyre holding cash and after seeing all the recent shit, china doing a blockade or some stupid shit wouldn't be surprising
i mean what could be surprising at this point

>>60687468
the funny part is that in the gold rush analogy TSMC is selling all the pickaxes lol
they produce 50% of ALL semiconductors and 90% of all latest gen

It's probably the best international stock in existence

>>60686703
Hm fine with me maybe I'll just hold it at this point.

I told you fuckers to buy and hold DECK when it crashed. It's up over 12% after hours. They are going to destroy CROX in the comfy shoe market.
MCTR seeing some spikes after hours as well, and billions must buy INTC.

>>60687451
Warren Buffet doesn’t understand technology well, even if they line up with his value philosophy.

>>60687476
it still applies to NVDA if we're talking about forward PE that's around ~38 so there's still relatively a lot of growth and of course that would be the case when seeing TSMC
i guess the odd one is ASML but that's prob just the nature of how complicated producing/setting up the machines are, they havent quite increased like TSMC/NVDA has

well those are the megacaps, the next stage are the smaller companies making use of the shovels.
we'll only be in a bubble once the smaller ones are also mooning a lot, so far a lot of the profitable ones making actual use of AI are going up so even if they're mooning it's not a bubble yet. I'll start panicking when we start seeing a mania like SPACs selling AI pets.com scams or something for billions. right now we

>>60687528
>that's around ~38 so there's still relatively a lot of growth
that sound stupid i didnt mean to imply the pe and growth are related just that the PE is still reasonable despite the crazy increases in valuation which is a testament to how much growth theyre showing and it's not stopping
if tsmc is still projecting shit ton of growth then you can add 2+2 together now is th

after all double digit pe has beven normalized but thats ok when you have megacap companies showing unprecedented 50-100% cagr, unbelievable

>>60686958
based

>>60687464
Weimar level hyperinflation incoming.

finally got out of SOXS for a tiny loss. I honestly think SOXL is going higher so Im going all in on tomorrows dip. NVDA to 180

kek, even in AH they do the fake drop into V spikepump and now into an ATH in futures

What are we thinking NXDR frens

>>60687677
just gonna hold and a little here and there

>>60686134 (OP)
>trip-fag makes a new thread
>leaves out all of the links for no fucking reason AGAIN
Do you just enjoy being an obnoxious faggot? Is that why you always talk like a nigger? to get under people's skins?

>>60686251
>DING DING
Before they announced no rate cuts, around 10 or 11 am, I checked my phone at work and my speculative investment was up almost 4000 dollars. Now, it's down. I'm looking at a second job right now and remembering I let a good chunk of change slip through my hands. But I really want a 10x. Why is living so hard.

>>60687786
>Why is living so hard.
Archons that run the reality matrix feed on suffering (loosh).

>>60687794
Dark Eldar Archon refresh soon.

Anyone else get annoyed when they talk with women and they think investing is a boy's game? Like my cousin and my sister basically have their dads controlling their accounts.

>TikTok will go dark in US without Chinese approval of sale deal, US commerce secretary says http://reut.rs/4kX4AM4

aaand the earths are gone

>>60686929
Some birthday girls tits when I took her home and fucked her because I love Asia and these fuckers need to get it together and start pumping. Electricity prices in the Philippines are 3x what they are in the USA. If you knew how to grease some de la salle wheels and offered enough kickbacks the Philippines is thirsty for more electricity. They could use natural gas imports from a place like Brunei that produces oil.

>>60687837
Now where am I gonna find vids of teenagers dancing provocatively, my life is ruined

How much more pumping in AH? 6 hours now of AH pumping.

The Japan deal is basically a meme.

>>60687784
He also reports anyone who calls him out. He literally has a janny on speed dial for when he gets butt hurt. Mods on this board are bigger faggots than most, it's unbelievable. Its quite possible he's one as well since all he does is sit on these threads every day

>>60686134 (OP)
What are the financial implications of Jerome Powell mogging trump on live television

bitcoin is collapsing. bullish.

>>60687383
>and exploding our economy
Hmm

Whats the cope going to be when inflation goes down for a sixth month in a row

Newfag here, where is the collapse because of tariffs ? The market is complete bullshit that is not governed by any logic, nothing but sensations and unfounded beliefs. “Investing” is no less stupid than playing roulette or slots, it's just luck, no science behind it. Your market is bullshit and 99% of you are retarded gamblers who waste money betting on what color the number will be at the end of the day.

i will buy the Archer Dip on market Open:)

>>60686251
-0.4%

>bitcoin tanking
I'm FUCKED

>>60688155
lol why didn't they just drive away? also big market crashing swan coming

>>60686216
How exactly do you think US equities could stay down 60% over 10 years though? If the liberation day crash was anything to go by, then it looks like retail has finally fully mastered the art of slurping the dip when the VIX is spiking and not panic selling. If there was another 2022 where you could get big tech at a generational low, everyone and their mother would go all in, hence there'd be an immediate V shaped recovery.

I miss soxl_shill. All the good posters are dead. Fathands died of a heart attack. The feds busted scoops for his cheese pizza stash. Baggie committed suicide. Lego anon died in the Russian invasion. Ladyboy anon caught aids. Fuck all you new guys

why are all non us stocks crashing like the world is ending

>>60688479
Im still here since the beginning.
But i have no name and no face.
I saw the big guys coming and going for years. Its just another cycle and new heros will be born over time.

>>60686465
I can't fucking stop laughing. What a clown country, holy shit.

>>60688479
but that crap gets shilled literally every day?

Whelp, Nokia is certainly pretty cheap now.

>UAW crying about the Japan deal, saying 15% on Japanese imported cars vs 25% on American cars built in Canada and Mexico is unfair
I don't get it, aren't most of popular US market Japanese cars already built over here and the ones imported from Japan like Miatas and whatnot a fairly minor portion of sales?
Also why are Hondas and Nissans made in the US but not Fords and Chevys?

>>60688574
but those are canadian and mexican cars if they are built there. the american car is made in usa

can someone explain why this hedge fund has almost 80% of its portfolio in a speculative biotech company?
RZLT

hedgefollow.com/funds/Caxton

>>60688595
Insider knowledge/trading, of course.

>European stocks slipped lower Friday on concerns the uncertainty surrounding tariffs may be already causing damage to corporate bottom lines, even amid talk of a potential trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.
>n the corporate sector, Volkswagen (ETR:VOWG_p) stock fell after the German auto giant cut its financial forecasts for the year, with Europe’s largest carmaker revealing a €1.3 billion tariff hit.
>Michelin (EPA:MICP) stock fell after the French car parts maker posted a 27.8% slide in net income in the first half of the year, with the threat of higher tariffs leading to a sharp contraction in North and Central America.
>Puma (ETR:PUMG) shares slumped after the German sportswear brand posted disappointing second-quarter sales and cut its full-year guidance, flagging the impact of U.S. trade tariffs.
>Traton (ETR:8TRA) shares fell sharply after the German truck maker cut its full year outlook, warning of a challenging trading environment.

haha its so over for the eu

On account of the porn ban in the UK, I think VPN's are gonna go up massively here. Is there a VPN company people will reccomend investing in?

>>60688632
why would anyone want to watch that filthy shit so much they would pay for it

>>60688631
>WV is already green
>tldr friday selloff

>>60688632
>Zoomers can only think of streaming, instead of getting nice 4K torrents for which you won't need to pay for a VPN
Fucking grim

>>60687346
>why value invest when you can trade SOXL and FAGMAN every day like on Reddit

>>60687346
Also UNH stock is more institutionally owned than Google, Apple, or Tesla btw, so basic bitch retail is (You)

>>60688681
You'll get more time in prison in the UK for torrenting than raping a child (as long as you're brown, which 90 percent of the UK is now)

>>60688707
>least dramatic burger chud
I can still get on pirate bay and /gif/ but pornhub needs a login, so I guess this is indeed functionally a ban for children and retards. The principle of it is creepy and annoying but then we’re a creepy and annoying country

>>60688720
>>60688720
But I'm not being dramatic. That really happens, and you know it does. Internet thought crimes get you more time than raping kids in the UK

>/pol/tards chimp out and scream for years how porn is degenerate and corrupts children and is a jewish plot and kills kittens
>easy access now prevented
>/pol/tards still chimp out and scream
Miyamoto was right.

>>60688733
No they don’t

>>60688733
white people literally voted for this

>>60688739
>British
>people
Pick one

>profit warning
>profit warning
>profit warning
>profit warning
markets still at an all time high. I love how disconnected everything is

LVMH beat earnings

>>60688802
its simple. no one likes losing money so they make line go up

Why can't banks simply martingale their way into profit? It doesn't work for most regular people because you can't safely gamble with millions, but banks have unlimited cash.

>Intel keeps diving

Kek this retarded boomer shit is going back below $20 today. Reddit is in shambles.

>>60688815
They literally had the market cornered and threw it all way. Incredible.

>>60688815
no surprise there. the bulls hope was that a squeeze would have happened but no one cared enough it seems

>UNH keeps bleeding
I was hoping to be free before earnings to collect that sweet ASML divvie and buy the dip but not at this rate. But you can’t always get what you want

>>60688391
Right now there are instant Vs because millions of retards all over the world think US equities will make them rich. In my scenario, sentiment would have shifted and this would no longer be the case. All it takes is for some black swan event that gets people to start seeing the US as the terribly managed shithole it really is.

>>60688826
reality doesn't matter. just ta it and make some money bro. the party will stop only if the volume increases so that prices wont move as easily as they do now

>>60688829
>just ta it
Astrology for men.
Nobody knows when the party's going to stop and putting in money right now is literally gambling.

>>60688815
INTC is in the 'too big to fail' category, so they will be propped up by the US government. They can't fail and won't fail. From the looks of it their organization was just completely bloated thanks to their previous CEO. Leaning it up will help.
It might crab at around $20 for a while longer, but eventually it will take off again.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY SRPT

Could hav egotten out on the pump ysterday. Third time missed chance, lol

>>60688845
>They can't fail and won't fail
Why do people assume the US government is some god-like entity that can fix anything by throwing money at it?

>>60688839
Man people who are in day trading really are mad lads. I have 3/4ths in indexes and the rest for gambling bc I love gambling
>>60688847
Why did trading even halt yesterday? They didn’t pump that much

>>60688855
If China nukes TSMC's facilities in Taiwan tomorrow the US has to start from scratch. INTC doing well is a national security interest to the US.

>>60688863
You didn't answer the question, just restated that Intel is important for the US.

>>60688820

It'll bounce either $275 or at $250 but it'll bounce. I'm DCA all the way down before earnings Tuesday, current average is $182

Everyone talks about UNH
What about CNC?

>>60688879

Everyone talks about Microsoft
What about Linux?

Does that answer your question.

>>60688874
>182
You’re pulling my leg anon, holding this shit since the pandemic or something?
t 50 shares at 299

>>60688891
Ah wait you meant 282. Well I’m out of gambling money and not selling indexes, so it’s 299 for me until it recovers. In horny dip buyer jail until then

>>60688891

No I bought the initial drop around $260 sold at $310 and waited until last week to reenter. Looks like I should've waited until Monday, they are shaking off weak retail reddit hands.

Earnings should be good, not expecting spectacular but it should remind the market that this company makes so much fucking money a little corruption here and some fraud there really doesn't matter in the scheme of things.

$450 EOY price target.

>>60688820
Some anons have said it's a stock you keep for 20 years. I believe them. Once it gets Trump volatility and all the legal trouble out of the way (and I bet six hundred dollars saying it will), then it'll reach past levels.

>>60688909
This shit is dead money dude the state is going to regulate it out of existence. Stop thinking everything that goes down must go up look at Intel, Kraft, Ford, shit just goes down because their business model is obsolete.

>>60688914

TOO
BIG
TO
FAIL

>>60688909
We did the same thing lol. Lord Umbasa bless our ports
>>60688914
It’s business model is nearly identical to other healthcare insurers in the US, they are not Intel being raped by TSMC or NVDA, they’re just being tarred and feathered as a publicity stunt

>>60688914
>cars are obsolete
>food is obsolete
no, those companies are going down because they are shit compared to competitors

>>60688915
The government will never let it go back to reporting tens of billions in profits a quarter anymore. Not because they care about the optics of stockholders making billions while grandma's life support gets shut off, but because they don't want more CEOs and politicians getting murdered in the street.

They won't take it under state control either but I'm sure profits will be strictly capped going forward. Dead money.

>>60688927

Post Poorfolio so I can invert please.

>>60688927
>but I'm sure profits will be strictly capped going forward.
their profits have been capped since obamacare and the introduction of the MLR (medical loss ratio)

>>60688927
loving every laugh (lel)

>>60688856
don't know, only realized cause I was told. It's only 55€ for me in there, lol


Also very clever marketfaggots, pump the markets in AH, bring up the MA like that and then we got a higher memeline support even when we open at closing price.

>>60688947
Why even put 55 euros into a stock if you’d sell a 20% pump? I have like two or three hundred in shit like WOLF in case it does a 10x or something over a few weeks, but I wouldn’t sell it for like ten dollars gain

>>60687830
The world is running on an abhorrent deficit of Proverbs 31 women.
>>60687952
man, is there a single board here where jannies aren't absolute cancer? You'd think after the doxxing, they'd learn to be less faggoty, or at least have gook-moot replace some of the bigger cunts with people who are tolerable, but it's the same bullshit as before with zero change.

>>60686134 (OP)
Why are all these price indicators (Buffet, CAPE) show that market is overpriced, but it doesn't go down?
Is it because of the money printer?

covered call ETFs are better then any fuckin REIT or dividend stock or garbage like SCHD/VYM

change my mind

>>60688978
>grapefrog
>purple ID
Kino

Breaking News: current Federal Reserve building renovations to be halted, budget trimmed down to $100. An intern will construct the new Federal Reserve building in popular video game Minecraft, and all Federal Reserve employees will now perform their job in Minecraft, from the comfort of their home vidya computah

>>60688978
SCHD is complete trash whenever I am feeling down and made bad investments I go read the cope of the SCHD subreddit to cheer me up those guys are peak delusion. But so are dividends in general they are an outdated invention like the rotary phone and UNH.

>>60688994
As someone with SCHD as 1/3rd portfolio, I concur.

>>60688968
Why even do anything with 55€? I put it in there in case it goes back up to 100+

>>60688987
Based Trump.
How do you lower interest rates via Minecraft?

>>60688978
Depends on timeframe

Cc etfs will all look like xyld given enough time

>>60688987
Twitter is going off on that shit.
>He humiliated Powell
>FACE OF PANIC
>He brought RECEIPTS
lol, if you want to get mad, go on Twitter. Literally different realities.

I don't get the issue, the money goes to US companies. Not like Trump isn't handing out free money to companies that also wouldn't need it. And even if tariffs don't raise inflation, it's his tariff policy and the delays that force the Fed to hold as they can't tell what is going to happen with prices.

>>60688994
SCHD is good for div CAGR as in its the best for div CAGR
>>60688978
reits suck ass because the index has low growth. Even the fabled Realty Income has never been able to get it's CAGR above 5% lol

>>60689013
isn't there some danger that the massive popularity of CC etf's ends up dropping their yield?

>>60689017
The project doesn't matter, trump is just putting the screws to jp. The tarrif situation did expose some ideological capture within the fed, not necessarily on a red/blue spectrum but on a monetary basis. Its 100% neolib globalist keynesians and this has resulted in certain blindspots

>>60686145
Alt season is here niggers

>>60689021
Yeah but to keep chasing CAGR they have to invest in shittier and shittier companies. Since good companies with growth that could afford to drastically increase a dividend anymore universally abandoned dividends for buybacks they need to chase yield to where now all you have is a bunch of oil/health/banking companies and the stock price hasn't appreciated at all in three years.

And with everyone cutting dividends or not offering one where do you go from here? Everyone on that sub that thinks the dividend is gonna keep growing at that rate are gonna get btfo.

>>60689044
>>60689044
>>60689044
if u even care

>>60689026

Yes technically there is only so much alpha liquidity in cc's so if they become really popular the spread tightens and everyone makes less. Im not an expert so im unsure if this actually a relevant downside, imo the big headwind comes from an extended bullmarket

>>60689051
If that happens wouldn't there be money to be made buying calls that would push them back up?

>>60689061
Yes but you are probably just better off buying those calls and forgetting the cc

There is a possibility we have a lost decade and cc would be better during this time but most decades are not lost decades and now you are in the messy business of market timing

>>60688586
>>60688586
>the american car is made in usa
False. Quite a few America models are made in Mexico and Canada then imported to the US. Also many of the cars made in the US use a high percentage of parts imported to the US. There is no such thing as a 100% American made car.

>>60689097
Source for anyone interested
>All the Vehicles Built in Canada and Mexico That Are Sold in the U.S.
https://mobile.guideautoweb.com/en/articles/76684/all-the-vehicles-built-in-canada-and-mexico-that-are-sold-in-the-u-s/

>>60689097
yes but those are still mexican cars