I want a new laptop but don't want to spend money. I want to buy a new one from Amazon and return my old laptop (same model) for a refund, has anyone tried this?

>>60690700 (OP)

>>60690700 (OP)
I refund scam all the time. Just say i didnt get it. Or just put it in water and say it stopped working and exchange it for a newer model like a year later. I havent bought a single new thing in years.

>>60690700 (OP)
Don't think like a nigger either buy the laptop or leave it

>>60690766

fuck off Bezos

>>60690700 (OP)
1. How much purchase history do you have on Amazon? Is it the laptop and a USB charger or is it like tens of thousands of dollars a year for many years.

>>60690721
classy

post hands

>>60690860

over 10 years of purchase history, 1000 dollars a year

>>60690700 (OP)
>ayo gibs me dats i ain't payin fo tha shieet nigga

>>60690924
Youre safe. Same history but like on avg 2k per year now.
I "scammed" and returned 2x $500 robot vacs, a $200 printer, a gtx 1070 for a 3070, and 1 company laptop p16s with a brandnew from amazon and never got any shit from them

>>60690940
>>60690876


https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753474158122350.mp4

why Amazon jeets so desperate

>>60690721

>>60690940
big corporations hate you. they're all conspiring to make you obsolete and justify your killing: outsourcing, insourcing, robotics, LLMs, etc.

>>60690966
What's your method? Do you just return swap? I know people definitely return swap GPUs, they'll return their 1060 and get like a 2080 lmao. Amazon workers probably either don't care/know the difference or they just write it down in your record but don't act on it until it gets in the thousands of dollars.

I know someone on Reddit talked about ordering a gaming PC, receiving it with the glass completely cracked, and Amazon just fully refunded him without needing to send it back, since the sharp glass would be dangerous. I wonder if that would work with a gaming laptop, I wish lol. I wonder if you could just send Amazon support a pic of some cracked laptop screen and say the battery is leaking and they'd give a full refund without needing to return.

Not to blogpost but I ordered an escooter from Walmart (Segway was the third party seller) and wanted to return it, the only return option they had was "return to store", yet I went to two different stores and they both rejected it, one said "we can't accept lithium batteries" and the other said "sorry it's too big/heavy to return" so Walmart support just flat out refunded me because apparently there's no way to return it via FedEx, I literally asked them "can I just get a FedEx label" and they full refunded me instead lol. Might be because it costs so much to mail, not sure.

>>60690966
How did you do the RTX exchange? Surely putting an old one in a new box doesn't actually work or it would come back on you later.

>>60691188

why wouldn't it work?

>>60691245
Surely they would check or when it later gets resold and a complaint made they'd easily have you.

>>60690700 (OP)
I work for Amazon. It will work initially but then your amazon account will be banned and they'll charge your card again for the item. Legal action can and be and is taken in some cases.

>>60691267

what if you get your credit card company to reverse the charge?

>>60691267

what if after refund a laptop from amazon, you call credit card company reporting your card stolen and get a new one.

>>60691319
>>60691440
A chargeback would work (assuming the cc company sides with you, which they usually do) but keep in mind Amazon bans are stricter than pretty much any ban out there. They permaban you, your address, you payment methods, your IP, etc basically any identifying info they have (and you can't just make another account.) So your whole family would be banned. Theoretically you may be able to get a new Amazon account by contacting customer service and saying "I just moved here, why am I banned?" but you'd need all new info (name, cc, IP, etc.)

>>60691483

But some isp use dynamic ip, wouldn't lots of people get mistakenly banned?

How would Amazon know my other family members? they dont have amazon account

>>60691620
I'm not sure of the specifics, I'm just going by everything I've read in the "Amazon wrongly banned me" Facebook group. Amazon bans your address+IP+payment+identifying info so if your family shares your same residential address they may be banned as well (not personally, but the address would be banned.) I've read comments saying "my brother/wife/etc can't order Amazon anymore because I'm banned" since they share the same home address.

Basically, if Amazon decides to ban you, they're going to do everything they can to make sure your banned and keep you banned. It's not like other bans where you just make a new account and use a different credit card, and you get off scot-free.

>>60690700 (OP)
bump

>>60691669

So the best time to scam Amazon is when you are about to move?