banana republic edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60723128

nothing-ever-happens chads, i don't feel so good.

N

chips

Lookie, lookie, time to slurpie!

I like the tardermark on gaypegs but uhhh they kinda suck idk

https://lasvegassun.com/news/2025/aug/01/jury-orders-tesla-to-pay-329m-in-autopilot-crash-c/

"Jury orders Tesla to pay $329M in Autopilot crash case, opening it up to other costly lawsuits"

The "opening it up to other costly lawsuits" is the key part here by the way

BROS WTF! I am like 1500 bucks in the RED, why didnt you warn me?

>>60724002 (OP)

He's right.

>off by one (million)

>>60724029
line go up. line go down. can't explain that.

Not only is the market going down but the dollar is also going down, a double whammy for Eurofags like me.

>>60724019
My fellow UVIX slurpers, wy@?

>>60724002 (OP)
Can SOXL go under $10 again? That was a real bummer missing that opportunity last time.

>>60724002 (OP)
History will know this as the day that the golden age truly began. Real reporting will begin again for the first time in FIVE years. FIVE. Jpow is hopefully the next democrat to GO.

>>60724001
He has and KO is the only green in my portfolio today.

>>60724036
>told to buy uvix calls
>didnt
I kneel

>TSLA loses lawsuit
>stock goes up
this market is fake AND gay

why does every economic report get revised down like 90% months after the stock market priced in the fake numbers?

No wonder the stock market is in a historic bubble...

why the fuck did you split the thread?

more like McEnfarter

>>60724051
individual earnings matter more to stock prices than the BLS jobs survey

>>60724036
doing pretty good
could have been better with timing, but pretty damn good

>Biden appointee
>Making Trump look better and then quietly changing it afterwards instead of just reporting low numbers period
>This is somehow a dem plot to discredit Trump
Why is it that Trump keeps writing fanfic about plots that only work retroactively? First it was the Dems faking the epstein files while also never releasing them, now its saying they lied about job numbers to make him look better so he'd look worse when the real ones came out.

>>60724059
then why are we tanking when the earnings were good?

>>60724055
I didn't
the other thread hit bump limit

>>60724063
Trump is an extreme narcissist who thinks very highly of himself. He believes he is the most competent man in the world and that all of his mistakes are someone else's fault. He also believes that he can lie about anything and get away with it.
His base is literally retarded and the only thing they've ever called him on is the Epstein shit.

why should i do? i'm so lost bullbros
Should i hold? Should i sell?

>>60724077
he got called out on h1b

>>60724035
>a double whammy for Eurofags like me.
just only buy yuro stocks (lel)

How we doing, lads?

>>60724064
which do you think caused MSFT to go up 500,000% from its IPO, its individual earnings or the BLS jobs survey?

>>60724046
It might've been partially priced in, but I can't imagine the backlash of these Orders and admitted evidence has been priced in yet. I think as the news of this lawsuit/verdict dissipates, it'll have more effect on the stock

NYT article just dropped:
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/01/business/tesla-autopilot-federal-trial-verdict.html?searchResultPosition=2

>>60724090
I'd like to actually retire one day

trump is going to fire anyone who posts bad numbers
if there's no bad numbers being released, then we only go up

>>60724043
that was me shilling uvix calls
if it makes you feel any better, I’m still down 84% YTD

>>60724035
you mean going up? dollar going down is better for you , no? more usd from each euro = more shares

>>60724091
down 20 large but i got a good workout in, replaced my broken toilet seat, and then took a huge dump so overall pretty good

>>60724090
Personally I've been slurping Novo and looking to slurp some ASML if it drops further.

oh shit, robinhood now lets people buy late close 0dte options until 3:45pm EST. used to be 3:30pm

>>60724099
that makes me feel worse to know a fren is in need...

>>60724091

>>60724111
that sounds like an amazing way to lose all your money

>>60724084
hold. every single american company has been absolutely demolishing earnings. this is a technical pullback; in fact, today and likely mon/tues of next week is a good time to slurp.

just look at s&p company financials. im bullish for the next 2-3 years straight and you should be too. everything else is noise

>>60724091
*plap plap plap*

>700 crypto wallet hits 1050
>sold half my crypto last week, holding 450 cash
>wallet total drops from 1050 to 955
>things looking bearish
>VIX calls are starting to print a bit

It feels good to trust my gut and actually get ahead for once

>>60724103
The ETFs are denominated in Euros but their underlying holdings are primarily American stocks trading in dollars.
Even a global ETF like VWCE has like 60% American stocks.

I'm in need. No gf. No job. Smelling ripe on my incel walk rn.

>>60724084
Never sell unless forced to (margin call)

>>60724106
bought some SAP myself

I need to stop fucking with options. I got way too confident last year when I made 14 grand. Lost over 20 grand on options since then. I almost never lose money on swing trading, I need to just stick to that.

>>60724036
slurped UVIX since it dropped below $20
sold all of it earlier this week to buy UVIX 8/8 16.5c
was VERY worth the risk, holy shit

Buy SBSW

>>60724143
swing trade options.
>>60724136
jesus loves you anon

>>60724126
Nice gains. Are you KOLD anon from two years ago? You're low-key writing exactly like him

>>60724143
You need to watch this video
It's only 12 minutes anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UY0uS6Z6oE

>this was the person in charge of the jobs number reports that kept fucking up
Okay suddenly I know why they're so bad at their job

>>60724178
Mmm, loss porn, my favorite

>>60724143
Here is the only options you should do:

Cash secured puts
Covered call/ poor man covered calls
Covered strangles

Anything else is donating money to the market.

>sold my suicide puts last month for a massive loss
>would be up bigly if I just held until today
Yes, I will be anaesthetizing my pain by gooning to pre-breast reduction juicy jade and praying for the violent deaths of all miggers, how could you tell?

Anyone else just half to full sgov rn?

>>60724185
this is why ADP is widely reported and read now

>>60724178
Thanks, I feel better now.

>>60724202
I have a pretty good cash sweep to not need it.

>Stockwits are extremely bullish on UNH
No wonder this turd will keep bleeding

Tesla

>>60724219
I will buy when it hits the bottom. It can't go bankrupt.
Not catching that falling knife, though.

>>60724219
Not worth a buy until Trump gives more info on cutting drug prices. After all health insurance companies are getting kick backs.

I went all-in on SPMO at literally the top earlier this week. I feel sick

>>60724219
i have never owned unh but I can assure you it will recover meaningfully at some point in time

>>60724208
Wait wait, so the reason ADP has been reporting shit numbers for the past 4 months is because we actually have shit numbers and not because ADP is shit? Have we been in a recession these past 2 quarters? Is Q2 GDP going to get revised to -1% next?

>>60724208
What's retarded is the media is immediately saying it's political because she says the job numbers are low when in reality it's the revisements that are fucking insane. How do you fuck up the count by 285,000 jobs over three months

Like the fuck did you read wrong? How do you even fuck up the numbers that badly

>>60724223
WHAT THE FUCK MY MONEY

>>60724214
Probably the one thing I don't like about ibkr is effectively no cash sweep unless you have like a 1MM+ account
Also, thoughts guys on EUAD now that sending existing equipment to Ukraine counts towards 3% GDP spending for NATO pledge? Surprised it didn't just tank after I found out about it. That's literally my only position right now for the currency exposure + seems a safe bet in a destabilizing world (lol)

>>60724233
shocking the private company, ADP, is more accurate than the retarded government organization head up by a Karen yes

>>60724233
>so the reason ADP has been reporting shit numbers for the past 4 months is because we actually have shit numbers and not because ADP is shit?
Yes.

>>60724223
>>60724236
Why didn't you sell when the wrongful death news came out?
Why did you even own TSLA in the first place? It has no fundamentals. Biggest bubble since 2000.

>>60724219
I work in the industry and hilariously enough, the reason costs are going up for this industry is because people are just fucked up from getting covid and never getting treatment back then

fuck. What is ADP? I have been optimistic since april because every data release has been pretty decent. Don't tell me the new indicator is to use this ADP thing? this feels like a major blind spot for my current trade

>>60724255
ADP is a payroll company.

>>60724233
idk. i just know ADP uses real payroll data and BLS uses a survey.

>>60724234
yep. 100 new people will apply for the job. there will be no shortage of people who want a chance.

not even opening fidelity today

Coinbase got destroyed, I'm surprised wallstreet priced them so high in the first place, didn't they learn anything from 2021?

What's the /smg/ consensus on AMD? Will we doomp or poomp?

>>60724248
>Why did you even own TSLA in the first place? It has no fundamentals. Biggest bubble since 2000.

I thought trump and elon will be friend again and fix things

>>60724271
what does coinbase even do

OH SHIT BLOOMBERG TV JUST DROPPED THE TESLA LAW SUIT NEWS

>>60724219
there seems to be no clarity on UNHs problems. its a total guess right now.

>>60724255
ADP is a private company that handles payroll processing for like half the country, so they have a pretty good handle on employment.
For several decades they've produced a jobs estimate parallel to the BLS. The two estimates have different coverage and methodology, so they aren't completely comparable, but ADP releases theirs a few days before BLS and is generally used as an indicator for the latter.

>>60724280
>The jury determined that Tesla bore significant responsibility because its technology failed, rejecting the argument that all blame should fall on the driver. The driver had admitted to being distracted by his cell phone before hitting a young couple who were stargazing.
I hate Tesla but this seems retarded

>>60724280
What? link?

>>60724278
lol
They're not really compatible personalities, it's a wonder they were friends at all.

I like to read and I can’t even read a fucking book until my money comes back. Too much weight on the mind.
Let’s get this euphoria bull run vibe back. Come on bros let’s get this hype train moving.

>>60724287
go to prev. thread an anon was posting the local news articles

>>60724285
>"The two had parked their SUV on the side of the road and were outside at the time, the lawsuit claims, when driver George McGee, using Autopilot, slammed into them at more than 60 miles per hour after plowing through a caution light and stop sign. The crash ultimately killed Benavides Leon and injured Angulo."

>"After the crash, the Tesla driver claimed “he dropped (his) phone and bent down to retrieve it from the floorboard” at the time of the collision, the lawsuit states."
Okay nevermind take it back
>went through a caution sign
>went through a stop sign
>then hit a parked car on the side of the road
Well Tesla is fucked

>>60724248
TLSA is in the SPY so we all own it in our 401ks..... rip....

also we should probably rename the SP500 to the NVDA index

>>60724236
The intrinsic value of Tesla is probably 20-40$ per share if we're being generous with the valuation of the autonomous driving side of the business.

>>60724280
I told you all it was coming

Here's a way to think of this lawsuit: when somebody crashes a regular car and kills someone, you sue 1) the driver of the at-fault vehicle and 2) his insurance

when somebody crashes a Tesla and kills someone, you sue TESLA. Think of the implications of that. Bad news for Tesla

>>60724233
The market has sell-offs today due to concerns about a US recession, tariffs, and a potential World War 3 event. A US recession might be the least impactful factor in causing a sell-off today, as it is likely already factored into investors' expectations

I shouldve bought reddit when it was 70... I thought it waa a meme

has anyone seen Baggot lately? i hope hes ok

My new graphics card came today! So weekend looking good today after I sell my puts.

>>60724303
4chan ipo when??

>>60724298
>buy SPY
>buy TSLA shorts
>net position is SPY minus TSLA

>>60724303
It is. It will be a pennystock within 2-4 years.

>>60724314
i should bro.... i really should....

>>60724227
Same. Just hold my nigga. It won’t matter in the long run

>>60724312
It genuinely, unironically would probably do quite well just on meme energy alone. 1 Billie MCAP.

>>60724316
are they profitable?

>>60724300
Last time I checked they have a higher marketcap than every other automobile manufacturer in the world combined despite making less profit than most of them individually

Like Honda made $107.395 billion in 2024 and Tesla made $97.69 billion, but Honda has a market cap of $43 billion and Tesla $1 trillion

PE ratio of 7 vs a PE ratio of 184 lmfao

>>60724341
they dont deal exclusively in cars supposedly. if you got a share in his other companies it'd be nice but you dont

>>60724300
>>60724341
People have been saying this for as long as I can remember. 10 years ago I wouldn't touch TSLA because I knew it was overvalued. For a while they weren't making ANY profit. The fact it keeps going up anyway is proof that the efficient market hypothesis is false.

>>60724341
TSLA is losing the ability to sell carbon credits. they are so fucked, i'd buy puts but the market is too irrational its hard to time this.

>>60724209

>>60724349
>>60724351
Tesla deals entirely on pitching seemingly revolutionary tech to investors that never fully manifests. Then when the next year comes, they pitch some new bullshit and everyone eats it up. It was never going to be able to last.

AND YOU DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND
A SHAME YOU SEEMED AN HONEST MAN

>>60724233
ADP was RIGHT all along!
Seriously though, I think the other anon has it right that the revisement is the real scandal here. How were the government's numbers so fucking off mark? It was a Biden era appointee too so she wouldn't have any reason to make the numbers look good for so many months, nor do I really know enough about how those numbers are gathered to say if its just her. There's likely dozens of people involved here.
So how did they have such god awful numbers? Was it difficult for them to keep up with government RIFs and mass firings, especially with judges issuing rulings keeping people from getting fired, then those rulings getting stayed and then being able to be fired?
Regardless, this whole thing is a big fuckup and ADP rules supreme, assured now that they were actually right all along.

>>60724341
Yeah. Somehow managing to designate a car manufacturer as a tech corp was a stroke of pure genius, gotta give them that.

Anon who did original post that got me to search for the Sun article, ty.

>>60724351
You now remember that most options moving the market are traded by Indians
So Rajesh from New Dheli and his 395 neighbors all think Tesla is going to the moon lol

>>60724362
i think aug 2024 had a downward revisement of like 800,000+ over a one year period

>>60724368
Why are Indians allowed to trade US stocks and options?
I want that entire subcontinent cut off from the Internet. Take away their international phone lines, too.

House so empty, need a centerpiece
Twenty racks a table, cut from ebony
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face, man, I love my baby, ah
You talkin' money, need a hearin' aid
You talkin' 'bout me, I don't see the shade
Switch up my style, I take any lane
I switch up my cup, I kill any pain


(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Look what you've done
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
I'm a motherfuckin' shortboy
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Look what you've done
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
I'm a motherfuckin' shortboy

>>60724370
The problem is:
>3 million revised to 2 million: 33% loss
>Last two months numbers: 90% loss
One is bad. The other is much, much worse.

>>60724361
>I'll buy all the ETFs to make a super duper ETF
Based retard.

>>60724368
have you read about how Jane Street made a billion dollars a year arbitraging indian options?

retail indian options investors were just giving Jane street 1B a year.

>>60724377
gives liquidity and easy capital.

told you niggers about UVIX all this past week and a half.
buy that shit at 19 and below and sell calls on it until its exercised.

I AM FALLING
I AM FADING
I HAVE LOST IT ALL

>>60724284
It's probably going to be the better indicator going forward. The US is starting to do the China thing and start pushing fake numbers. We estimate chinese economic statistics via secondary sources and we'll have to start doing it with the US as well.

>>60724370
>oops off by almost a million over a year
idk how that doesnt get you fired right there lol

>>60724392
RIP

>>60724361
Dividendfags get the rope

>>60724384
>258k downward revisement over two months
>800k downward revisement over a year aug 2024
ok you're right. she should be reprimanded. did BLS get budget cuts or something?

>>60724390
was there actually someone besides me shilling uvix? based

implications if the US goes full banananomics?

>>60724355
It confirm trump want to cover the fact that US is in direct conflict with Russia and job report doesn’t cause sell-off

>>60724393
Today's release was so embarassing. And they still cut federal employees, kek.

Russian shill general

If TSLA breaks support I'm going to make money.

>>60724361
>1k in a dividend etf

Oh Boi I get 2 dollars monthly for free!!!!

These are the people telling you to stay away from options btw

I'M LOSING MONEY
I'M SHOUTING NIGGER

>>60724416
like nominating the spouse of a former president for president? (hillary clinton)

>>60724414
hell yeah brother. shit was hitting all time lows and is volatile.
just the premiums on selling oom covered calls is insane and a good hedge for when the euphoria slips

>>60724036
oh damn, I totally forgot about this play since I just assumed VIX was always going to be overpriced this year

AND YOU KNOW I DONT MEAN TO HURT YOU
BUT YOU KNOW THAT IT MEANS SO MUCH

Due to what's going on at the treasury with UST issuance, it's advisable to stay hedged and unlevered through Q3. High chance of another risk-off episode once again unless the fed cuts rates aggressively.

>>60724416
oh ive got another

the son of a former president becoming president? (Bush)

>>60724454
>>60724436
don't forget FDR being a cousin of Teddy Roosevelt kek

>>60724434
>>60724402
AND YOU DONT EVEN FEEL A THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

TSLA needs to crash harder, please.

>>60724467
yep. and we've had multiple assassinations and attempts.

we've been banana tier for a while.

>>60724475
>UK has only had one PM assassinated
oh
I'm starting to think the US isn't normal.

>>60724361
>SCHD
>literally pronounced "shit"
Huh...

If you are confident that the Fed will be forced to cut rates now, why not buy long dated bonds?

I have always avoided bonds

thanks for sellin

you could probably make a better version of SCHD yourself by removing some obvious stocks you dont want to own

>Ford
>LYB
>Best Buy
>Western Union

i mean cmon

https://www.schwabassetmanagement.com/allholdings/SCHD

HELP ME TO BREATHE (cope)

>>60724491
I own some long dated Moodys and Travelers bonds that trade at 60-70 cents on the dollar. If they recover thats great... if not they yield 5% roughly.

>>60724507
Deep breaths. It's going to be OK :)

>>60724506
>buy 99 individual stocks to avoid 4 you dont like
this is retarded

>>60724525
thats from a quick look. im sure the list should be higher.

SCHD returns have been terrible.

the etf is 1.75% Ford lol. its nearly a top 10 holding.

>Bought WMT, COST, and KR this week
Pretty comfy ngl

OH FUCK I FORGOT I HAD A BUY ORDER OPEN FOR THIS SHIT

>>60724484
mostly because the PM is easily replaceable and didn't matter as much for most of British history

>>60724002 (OP)
feels like powell has maybe a month left, we're going to go full zimbabwe soon

>>60724355
bananest of republics

>>60724566
buy boomer rocks

>>60724506
no utilities?

shares of TROW? which is a dying active asset manager. 0.93%.

>>60724541
SCHD is for dividends
Its low in tech of course its underperforming on total return

>>60724488
Kek and its dumping harder than the growth

>>60724566
Not his fault. How is he supposed to know these fucks make error of 90% 2x in a row?

next week on /smg/

>>60724587
Because they make huge errors literally every report?

>>60724566
America and the world sucks right now. Trump can go Cheeto Mussolini because everyone is just demoralized I feel like, nobody has any better ideas and Trump has endless ideas that seem potentially useful so there is just no friction anymore. Ok sure, distrust numbers sure boss, move nuclear submarines to Russia at least this cunt is being aggressive to Russia for a change Democrats can’t really tell him he’s stupid and reckless or look softer on Russia than Trump is. We’re just lost, nothing else to say.

>>60724593
>90%

MSTY is over a dollar under NAV.....

Why is the market recovering? Shit makes no sense. Or I'm just dumb as fuck for buying puts.

>>60724615
its both

>UNH

>>60724582
i know what SCHD is for.

>Its low in tech of course
CSCO is the 4th largest holding btw. 4.12%.

SCHD seems to be lacking good dividend stocks. It seems to have zero large cap utilities also? seems odd.

its got a lot of higher yielding junk... Ford, Best Buy, Wendys, LYB will probably cut their div like DOW did.

>>60724615
The market is just AI spend now

>>60724566
He should lower rates now with the job report and revival BUT inflation went up
Then again inflation up 60% because housing

>>60724623
anyone who bought this deserves it

>>60724623
Lmao. I can laugh at that shit now that I’m out.
Guarantee that it’s just going to explode one day when everyone forgets about it and everyone will wish they kept their bags.

>>60724591
Palantir on Monday
Apploving on Wednesday

The other two already reported

>>60724629
Just go check the dividend growth. It's dividend CAGR has been averaging 13%+ since forever and its never decreased its payments. Even during covid it increased its payments by 17% and with reinvesting dividends it was 20%

That is fucking insane.

Why didn’t they have the fed chair meeting after the jobs report?
Shits whack as hell nigga

>>60724623
>>60724636
>>60724633
What happened to make it lose 60% in a few weeks?

Good setup on the weekly chart, but the daily and monthly aren't there quite yet. You're right, it'll explode upwards at some point, but it hasn't bottomed yet

>>60724642
I demand my meeting refunded

So what happened here?

Is it just this one company imploding or is all of healthcare?

https://youtu.be/89tgpzE4qkY?si=Ew3YX8KcE4tcBaVm

>>60724591
That week looks bonkers! Palentir needs a crash, hims needs another crash, amd begging to crash, open door will either crash or go Full Carvana no in between. Uber above 100 80% chance its about time. Novo might bounce, Dave lowkey explodes I bet. Applovin boom or crash, Duolingo crash, draft kings guaranteed crash who wastes money gambling in this economy. Tempus booms I bet, very underrated AI name.

>>60724649
their CEO was murdered by a schizophrenic man

>>60724641
>Just go check the dividend growth. It's dividend CAGR has been averaging 13%+ since forever and its never decreased its payments. Even during covid it increased its payments by 17% and with reinvesting dividends it was 20%

>That is fucking insane.
YEAH TELL EM

>>60724657
He might be gay, but schizophrenic is new to me. Sounds like cope.

>>60724661
At 20% thats x6 in a decade

>>60724649
idk but I think it's headed to $180
>>60724641
schd is for comfy divvies, not growth. i'm slowly adding to it to get off the rollercoaster of 3x leveraged funds. I earn $1.16 every day from my schd divvies :^)

>>60724304
Why boss?

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
How did it go this week!?!?

>>60724693
One of my better days. Talk about a target rich environment for scalps, got that shit going up and down and up and down again.

Bring on the bear market I say. So much easier to scalp than bull markets.

https://youtu.be/VHoT4N43jK8?si=nIwTkLVBGyLRX9cQ

ALORS ON DANSE

>>60724693
Today: -1.82%
This Week: -2.95%
This Month: -1.82%
This Year: -41.04%

eh whatever, hard to care anymore

>>60724693
Lost 11500 today and around 30000 this week, luckily it's not dollars or euros

I slurped COIN, MSTR and AMZN

>>60724693
Today: -1.73%
Week: -0.15%

>>60724693
+89%
going all in uvix calls paid off

>>60724693
I’m down like 12% this week. Wiped out 75% of my liberation day gains.

>>60724693
i'm holding tsla puts over the weekend which is going to make me anxious

>>60724641
Thats great. Your returns will be even higher without stocks like Best Buy, Ford, Western Union, Wendys. You could even add dividend stocks that go up like SO, DUK, etc.

But maybe you are truly bullish on Ford and Best Buy.

Dis nigga for real?

Them niggas rug pulling is after hours baka

>>60724730
He's lying, but his base won't call him on it.

>>60724730
we are 10 years into donald's politics. how do you not get it yet.

>>60724693
Bested my previous record of 33% in a day.

>>60724060
Careful anon, this is how I almost lost 100 grand. Sure, that line always goes down, but when it goes up, it goes tits up. All over some stupid shit that no one will remember months later, like the yen carry trade whateverthefuck, or liberation day or somesuch

Full port UNHG

>>60724591
OPEN 3.5 and 4 calls looking sick af dude why did I look just now, maybe nobody will notice seriously should’ve dropped like 4k in calls life changing shit right there if it carvanas. Damn

Reminder that weak jobs data is bullish because cuts and qe

ULTY is only down 2% kek
Below NAV too.
If it drops below 5.80 I'm gonna have to buy gomen

I bought 2 shares of vti and 250 shares of tslq. Down about 5% this week. 0.9 today.

>>60724745
Daytrading?

>>60724774
Hmm I wonder if fed cuts tend to correlate with something.

>>60724693
+2.09% :D:D:D
no, it was negative :((((

>>60724781
Yep, I'm up 482% YTD.

>>60724693
-2.5%
All red with the lone exception of MP, which moved up 3.56%.
It's just August being August.

>>60724800
>ID: WAGMI
>Yep, I'm up 482% YTD.
checked

>>60724775
Scooped up 100 shared at 6.00
ULTY is based

>>60724800
>dubs and ID c-checked

i think jim cramer wrote my fortune cookie
-2%

>>60724591
Supermicro is still around?

>>60724814
If Cramer wrote that then August will be a shit month for you.

lol
lmao even

>>60724821
SHUT UP LIBTARD DISINFO SHILL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>60724820
That’s what he implied rajeet

this is not 13% CAGR. maybe 8%?

>>60724821
>put out inaccurate data
>Fed and other gov depts use it
wew lad

>>60724185

HOLY SHIT THAT EXPLAINS A LOT!!!!!

>>60724693
-1.86%

Maybe the recession was inside us all along.

>>60724821
I still like how nobody so far has mentioned that cuts just as severe happened to April, March, and February data. There hasn't been a good jobs data post all year. They've done this same accounting trick every single time.

>>60724828
Do NOT call me Indian.

>>60724185
>>60724837

>This is the person in change of the jobs number reports that was right

Hmm

>Kugler resigning
Oh boy

henlo mister jerome
please look at the job numbers
look again please they changed
no please look one more time
we need emergency rate cuts
thank you mister jerome

>>60724096
Absolutely Genius!

You know it, I know it, everybody knows it!

>>60724649
>initial rally in 2005 into a double top in 2024-25
It's dropping below $100 and going flat for years

>>60724865
uh oh

>>60724591
CEHL will get me to lambo land. Drink up!

anyone use tastytrade for their options trading? opinions?

>>60724435
kek
heard it in my head

>>60724841
Its been terrible for years, the doge cuts are actually massive because the previous administration was padding the stats with gov jobs. Cuts are only half the picture, because the new jobs are also gone leaving a huge diff

Sorry to tell it like this, in a "I told you so" way, but it just is.
When it smells like a soviet, acts like a soviet, will ensure the same consequences a soviet would unleash, you just have to call it what it is: a soviet.

>>60724002 (OP)
doom and gloom

>>60724730
>The numbers are rigged!
>*real numbers suck*
>B-but the economy is booming M-MAGA!

>>60724941
Why are you reposting the same exact pic that is in the OP? Are you autistic?

>>60724962
I care about aspect ratio. You should too. I care about having a country and a government being square. You should too.

I KNEW IT WAS A BUBBLE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So is it time to panic sell?
Feel like it's over now that the illusion of a strong economy has been debunked

AMZN should hire someone from MSFT to help them out

>>60724972
That ship sailed several decades ago kiddo. Just focus on getting rich and fuck everyone else.
And I was right, you are highly autistic.

>>60724980
Sometimes I order stuff from AMZN even though I don't really need it. Knowing that a package is coming in a few days gives me something to look forward to so I don't kms
I wonder who else does this

>mfw BBAI finally bounced

>>60724988
So it's just going the way of the USSR then. Thanks for proving me right.
What a waste.

>>60724989
i'm embarrassed to say ive ordered something and forgotten about it until it shows up lol.

why line not going up

>>60724997
Okay 'tismo
Why are you even here on a stock trading thread? Ready to talk about stocks or are you just another /pol/ refugee confused about where he is posting?

>>60724693
-4.0% day
-5.2% week

>>60725008
Are you 70 or why do you sound like a boomer?

>>60724975
Nah the unemployment rate still low, just have to deport more people than jobs lost, ez

>>60725001
I hope it was something fun at least, like a nice surprise. I ordered a bulk pack of antifungal foot cream

>>60725028
Trump's not going to deport jeets.

>submit sell order on Revolut
>get the confirmation email
>order was filled OTC (outside of exchanges)
>no option to turn this off
>my country taxes OTC trade gains +15% over normal trades on exchanges
The consensus is that no one will ever look, but why do I have to deal with this crap?
Anyway I'm in the process of moving everything out of Revolut I'm just doing it month by month.

>>60724639
Oh fuck oh shit :(

>>60725030
ive bought premium ramen from asia on amazon lol. 6 pounds worth? something like that.

>>60725037
Also, on IBKR you can turn OTC trades off in the settings but it's turned on by default. It saves them money I guess.
But if you buy fractional shares that will always be OTC so I just never buy fractions.

>>60725043
oh yeah, the premium ramens are good. I haven't had any in a while though... some of them are too spicy.

I'm 42.5% VOO, 42.5% VXUS, 7.5% AVUV, and 7.5% AVDV

am I retarded? I feel like the us is too much of a meme to do 60/40

>>60725026
30 but thanks I try to separate myself from reactionary zero life experience zoomer retards who think the sky is falling every other week

I put 15k into COIN before market close. I already regret it

What do you anons think of oil stocks like XOM and CVX?

>>60725028
No, it's not
They're cooking the books on the unemployment numbers because the real numbers of people that have given up or are unemployable would trigger a collapse in confidence

I just looked at the market. Wtf happened today?

>>60724865
Biggest news of the day honestly

>>60725056
>reactionary
That is NNN's vocabulary.

apple is getting all their AI talent poached but they believe they are still in the game

>>60724989
im scared of my door bell ringing so i don't do that.

>>60725061
I think ultimately a bet on crude is a bet on a Chinese recovery. It might happen, they've been in the shitter long enough. It's gotta come back at some point.

Memes aside, should I sell everything? How far are we going down?

>>60725071
He looks like a granny. Brvtal

https://youtu.be/3ZctEXMPV10?si=Z-NKLx2CTqgC_uSb&t=5

So, assuming that every advisor can *only* release good numbers and never bad ones from now on, what would a market based on compelte irrationality even look like?

>>60725085
Last time I sold everything it immediately started pumping the next minute and didn't stop until yesterday

>>60725068
cut 0.25 for trump who don’t need fed.

>>60725085
At the end of the day America can't fail without taking everyone else down with them. Nothing is going to happen. The line must go up. It will go up

>>60725061
Oil is like oxygen to the globalized system - if peak oil ever happens (it won't) the global economy will collapse to zero and Billions of people will die. That being said, it shits itself during recessions and it's outperformed by tech during bullmarkets, so it's not really all that useful as an investment imo.

>>60725070
Thanks but I am already loaded up on RIETs right now bud. Pretty mid divvy yield too.

>>60725090
we have that right now. the current numbers are not accurate at all and are revised dramatically months later. what it looks like is investors pivot to ADP numbers.

>>60725061
I loaded up on XOM during the contango issue during Covid. Feels good.

>>60725085
As far down as we can before we go green on tuesday.

>>60725110
My dad and I got into manual investing back in 2020 or so. We held about $100 each in UNG and USO. Ended up going +90%, we just didn't know to put more into it

>>60725104
AGNC?

>it friday
>made a bunch of money on ligma
>come home from work
>decide to get big bottle of spanish whine and chipotle tacos, paint my toilet very brown
>store has it on sale for 10 bucks off of 18
>see hot chick with exposed belly shouldering a 12 pack of Mountain Dew
>get distracted
>forget to enter store card
>pay 18 bucks for sub-par beaner whine instead of 10 bucks
And I didn't even talk to the girl because I had to get my order from chipotle! But there was a hot mexican girl in chipotle (not the workers). Also, there were like 10 workers and all of them are slow as fuck my order was 5 PM and I didn't get it until 5:10. Why do they need so many beaners to make so few tacos?

CNBC admitted that Trump was right and Powell is too late
Powell is playing politics

>>60725103
>>60725110
Oil is volatile and cyclical right? (Kinda like btc hehe) When do you anons think is the next downturn? RIght now XOM and CVX (especially XOM) seem overpriced.

>>60725127
Oh, now CNBCis the authority. Tomorrow it will be Romaine.

>>60725127
FIRE POWELL
CUT THE RATE TO 0.5

>>60725137
the market agrees with them
the FED should've cut rates in their last meeting, jobs numbers are terrible
Powell didn't do it because he's stubborn and obsess

Yov stvpid fvcking Bobos never learn. Always distrvsting MVMV. BVLL. FVCKING. SVRGE. MONDAY. SLVRP WHILE YOV CAN!

>>60725129
I have about $2000 split between IEO and IEZ. Domestic largecap producers with standing inventories and vendors that sell tools for restarting mothballed wells. I don't care about spot price, but I think there will be a shock when/if the US gets sanctioned by OPEC for their Israeli support

Fire them all, Mr. Trump.
Every last one of them.

Bets on whether Monday will be a green or a red day?

ai dashcams was up 4% today

>>60725153
>>60725153
>>60725153

Can someone please tell me why the market went down today?

>>60725157
revised jobs numbers
turns out Powell was wrong and too late (again)

>>60725142
Then don't fuck up the numbers. It's not the Fed's fault. Last unemployment was 4,1% and jobnumbers seemed fine. Trumpadmin's fault.

I have inherited a (401)k that's parked in a Post-Retirement fund, its mostly 20-10 year treasuries and some mag7 stocks. Should I just leave it in the fund or transfer the cash to an trad. IRA and go bogglehead with VOO and SGOV. I'm 27.

-18% today

>>60724491
i bought 10k into JNK, it yields 6.5% monthly divvies and im anticipating a rate cut and price appreciation.
Also no wild price swings with the market just waiting on rate cuts

>>60725016
good times

-1.79% today
-3.76% this week

This is fine.

>>60724002 (OP)
>please make the numbers faker and gayer, k, thx, bye
Interesting input from the Don, what are our thoughts on it?

>>60725167
Roll it into a tax exempt IRA rollover then split the proceeds 50% VOO, 30% Russell 1000, 20% Russel 2000 and never look at it again until you are ready to retire as a millionaire in 25-30 years.