Thread 60724903

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Anonymous (ID: tudhL4wz) 8/1/2025, 10:40:27 PM No.60724903 >>60724906 >>60724908 >>60724910 >>60724920 >>60724934 >>60724952 >>60724954 >>60725732 >>60725760 >>60725866 >>60725870 >>60725876 >>60726211 >>60727701 >>60729052 >>60729450 >>60730046 >>60731271

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>wifey on a business trip to Detroit this weekend
>I get the apartment to myself

I was gonna do some Doordash driving and watch some Star Wars cartoons, but instead I feel like playing Donkey Kong Bananza and ordering Doordash. This is going to be an awesome weekend.

Anonymous (ID: ewpsUmbq) 8/1/2025, 10:41:58 PM No.60724906 >>60727701 >>60729052 >>60729117

>>60724903 (OP)
GOON TIME

Anonymous (ID: Z1CcjOYd) 8/1/2025, 10:42:05 PM No.60724908 >>60727701

>>60724903 (OP)
Time to get that skirt and wig from out of the hiding place and fire up Grindr

Anonymous (ID: RfzEyDP1) 8/1/2025, 10:42:45 PM No.60724910 >>60724933

>>60724903 (OP)
This is my everyday, i'm NEET.

Anonymous (ID: L8jsIqek) 8/1/2025, 10:45:06 PM No.60724920

>>60724903 (OP)
cringe

Anonymous (ID: uVtQTA8e) 8/1/2025, 10:47:39 PM No.60724933

>>60724910
lol same. but a house.

Anonymous (ID: LZTOsiFu) 8/1/2025, 10:47:41 PM No.60724934 >>60724940 >>60727742 >>60731813

>>60724903 (OP)
>>wifey on a business trip to Detroit this weekend
Taking men from the bar back to her hotel room...

Anonymous (ID: tudhL4wz) 8/1/2025, 10:48:36 PM No.60724940 >>60727742

>>60724934
What the heck are you talking about?

Anonymous (ID: aSTeiRFS) 8/1/2025, 10:51:50 PM No.60724952 >>60724964 >>60729042

>>60724903 (OP)
Nice! My wife is on a girl’s trip to Jamaica so you know I’ve been gaming hard haha

Anonymous (ID: eDNxg+eV) 8/1/2025, 10:52:10 PM No.60724954 >>60724964 >>60727701

>>60724903 (OP)
That’s fucking awesome man. I have a wife and two year old I would kill for a weekend just to myself but I do get to play rd2 sometimes to destress

Anonymous (ID: uVtQTA8e) 8/1/2025, 10:54:18 PM No.60724964 >>60724971

>>60724952
What games? Some gay mmorpg?
>>60724954
Get a servant. My parents got one when I was a baby.

Anonymous (ID: aSTeiRFS) 8/1/2025, 10:55:57 PM No.60724971

>>60724964
MapleStory is NOT gay.

Anonymous (ID: PhN/ruRU) 8/1/2025, 10:59:20 PM No.60724984 >>60727742

The classic "business trip" to Detroit.

How fuckin dumb are you OP?

She gettin dick from Sharquan

Anonymous (ID: B45pWjt1) 8/2/2025, 1:16:16 AM No.60725660

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I'm divorced.

Anonymous (ID: hzZlnT8w) 8/2/2025, 1:28:50 AM No.60725704 >>60725727 >>60726272

Is it worth getting married and having kids? I am in a relationship that is going that way but I am afraid of not having time to myself.

Anonymous (ID: e1Zx0GyG) 8/2/2025, 1:32:09 AM No.60725727

>>60725704
only if you let your wife run the show it's not. She will slowly start taking away your personal hobbies to fulfill her empty nest syndrome eventually then leave you.

Anonymous (ID: OlMAEJiZ) 8/2/2025, 1:33:32 AM No.60725732

>>60724903 (OP)
Go hire an escort

Anonymous (ID: RJB5oUs3) 8/2/2025, 1:40:18 AM No.60725760

>>60724903 (OP)
remember the 5th time you goon is not worth it. thats when the bruising occurs.

just stop when you run out of gif threads dont go back to the faves

Anonymous (ID: PrxOOxUf) 8/2/2025, 2:08:41 AM No.60725866

>>60724903 (OP)
Only based if you hire a whore to suck your dick dry as you play.

Anonymous (ID: 8TS4rJbU) 8/2/2025, 2:09:31 AM No.60725870 >>60727650

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>>60724903 (OP)
Based OP. Have a fun weekend and do a little gooning while you're at it.

Anonymous (ID: S6SlCnLh) 8/2/2025, 2:12:35 AM No.60725876

>>60724903 (OP)
You should call young escorts so you and your wife are even.

Anonymous (ID: 3RoyaBL7) 8/2/2025, 3:33:20 AM No.60726205 >>60727701

Tomorrow I'm going to wake up around 7, when my 3 year old son does. we're going to go to the "fast park" (A nearby park with lots of open fields where he pretends to be Sonic running around, and I'm designated with knuckles or Tails).
After that we'll get some bagels from the local store and bring them home. mom will make some eggs to put on top.
Probably will play Lego after breakfast. Mom will probably do some arts and crafts with him while i mow the lawn and fix a broken window in our garage.
I plan on watching a movie with him after nap time. Maybe Iron Giant (He liked that one), or we might try something new like the original Iron Man or 3 Ninjas.
Sunday TBD
Gonna be a good weekend as well. enjoy yours OP!

Anonymous (ID: k9XOi5pD) 8/2/2025, 3:34:33 AM No.60726211

>>60724903 (OP)
>wifey
>apartment
Double cuck

Anonymous (ID: Gs3IdoiR) 8/2/2025, 3:49:15 AM No.60726272

>>60725704
This question, but for tax purposes?

Anonymous (ID: nJQM2sQZ) 8/2/2025, 2:53:26 PM No.60727650

>>60725870
More belle

Anonymous (ID: eiyIky6p) 8/2/2025, 3:11:09 PM No.60727701 >>60727720 >>60728998

>>60724903 (OP)
what restaurant are you gonna order from?
anything special about door dash? just head over yonder to the restaurant lil buddy. Saving cash is mega comfy. Remember NOT to tip :^)

>>60724906
kek I love gooning on days Im not with my gf

>>60724908
this feels like projecting...

>>60724954
kill? fuck dude, you really hate your family

>>60726205
are you a helicopter parent? or is all this cus it's the weekend?

Anonymous (ID: pAHELtgj) 8/2/2025, 3:17:40 PM No.60727720

>>60727701
I'm confused, what part of anything he said indicates helicopter parenting?

Anonymous (ID: fA/I4pfP) 8/2/2025, 3:24:25 PM No.60727730

Anyone who is married has truly won in life. I would give up all the money I have to have a relationship like that.

Anonymous (ID: 5xNeazsm) 8/2/2025, 3:28:25 PM No.60727742

>>60724940
>>60724934
>>60724984
Aye lmao he gonna be Squirtle-n on them Jigglypuffs

Anonymous (ID: 4gPcpNGl) 8/2/2025, 3:42:45 PM No.60727776

>Has a missus
>Does doordash during the weekend
>Wifey lives to fuck some tinder dude and feels like 15 yo kid when his parents leave them the house for a couple of days

Jesuschrist the current state of the western man kek

Anonymous (ID: tudhL4wz) 8/2/2025, 9:07:41 PM No.60728998 >>60729108

>>60727701
>what restaurant are you gonna order from?
Thank you for asking! Last night I ordered from Wendy's and got to Hilltop Layer in Bananza

Anonymous (ID: tudhL4wz) 8/2/2025, 9:17:43 PM No.60729042

>>60724952
What are you playing? Also my girl's been to Jamaica a couple times. Her company must do a lot of business with them.

Anonymous (ID: caxtRNTR) 8/2/2025, 9:20:02 PM No.60729052

>>60724903 (OP)
>Donkey Kong Bananza
is that game even good?>>60724906
>GOON
why? if i mesturbate i don't get the urge to interact with women for 2 weeks or so

Anonymous (ID: eiyIky6p) 8/2/2025, 9:33:14 PM No.60729108

>>60728998
Based, glad your weekend is going comfy

I had Wendy's for the first time in 8 years recently. If I'm being desu, A&W is so so SO much better

Anonymous (ID: 8BPTC6Io) 8/2/2025, 9:35:28 PM No.60729117 >>60729211

>>60724906
based. I abuse my adderall when the wife is away for a few days. I just get high and watch porn all day

Anonymous (ID: eiyIky6p) 8/2/2025, 9:54:43 PM No.60729211 >>60729430

>>60729117
why even get married? Seriously, what were (You)r reasons for marriage?

Anonymous (ID: 8BPTC6Io) 8/2/2025, 10:42:14 PM No.60729430 >>60729436

>>60729211
We have a great relationship, it's just I've always been a secret degenerate like this since forever. But I can control myself when we live together.

Anonymous (ID: eiyIky6p) 8/2/2025, 10:44:07 PM No.60729436

>>60729430
>We have a great relationship
Can you please elaborate?
t. hermit who doesn't have >=3 month relationships

Anonymous (ID: J8AZsS+B) 8/2/2025, 10:46:05 PM No.60729450

>>60724903 (OP)
>wife is gone
>now I can be myself

Yeah so this is why I'm not married. All my married friends seem exhausted and envious of my life. The ones with children and a bossbabe who wants them in daycare? Fucking suicidal.

Anonymous (ID: 1+nf+Efk) 8/2/2025, 10:51:38 PM No.60729474

If your wife doesn't respond to your texts within 2 minutes she's being airtighted by 3 dark skinned nihhs wearing Timbs.

Anonymous (ID: eiyIky6p) 8/3/2025, 12:39:01 AM No.60729797 >>60730024

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