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Anonymous (ID: zDBgGcjU) No.60730135 >>60732374
So then he says "you buy at the price you deserve."
Anonymous (ID: 4jdf4uDI) No.60730148 >>60730174 >>60731102 >>60732058
>"So Bitcoin crashed to $113,000 this week, huh? You know what that means? Some guy in his basement is crying into his energy drink going 'But I bought it at $123,000!' Hey pal, you wanna know about losing money? I've been married for 50 years—that's a real crash! At least with Bitcoin you can still sell and move to Florida. With my wife, the only exit strategy is death!"
Anonymous (ID: GB7gEuGu) No.60730174
>>60730148
Thanks ChatGPT
Anonymous (ID: 4jdf4uDI) No.60730201 >>60731102 >>60731263 >>60732058
>"Trump said he’d bring crypto to new heights. Yeah, right—right before he pushed it off a cliff! Now my portfolio’s got the same value as Trump Casino chips. Even the IRS sent me a sympathy card!"
Anonymous (ID: 4jdf4uDI) No.60730737 >>60731102 >>60732058
>"Jack and Jill went up the blockchain, wallets fat and wide—market dumped so hard, now Jill’s flipping OnlyFans on the side! OH!"
Anonymous (ID: zDBgGcjU) No.60731102
>>60730148
>>60730201
>>60730737
Love it, funny stuff.
Anonymous (ID: sU/5Xt9W) No.60731263
>>60730201
kek
Anonymous (ID: PtkYJvnt) No.60732058
>>60730737
>>60730201
>>60730148
Anonymous (ID: 0N69Yo94) No.60732374
>>60730135 (OP)
Bobos deserve to be put into Auschwitz