top 1% edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60726790

Moving to modolva

Moving to Kekistan

So anons, i was having a discussion at work the other day but now im unsure. Can you really consume cocaine with your dick with one of those metal rods in the uretra?

>>60730159 (OP)
i think those are all one figure off

I should not have bought crypto LETFs yesterday

>>60730159 (OP)
14,1k € per meter?

bad job numbers are a good thing. rate cuts are now guaranteed.
ai will become even more juiced
job numbers will be even worse next time
more rate cuts
more ai juicing

>>60730188
im sure you can

>>60730188
Probably, but it would just mostly numb your urethra. Sounds really fucking retarded. Why are you and your coworkers so retarded?

invest in AMD

>>60730209
>rate cuts stimmy AI
>AI takes jobs
>rate cuts needed
>rate cuts stimmy AI
>AI takes jobs
>rate cuts needed

>>60730159 (OP)
why czechia so poor?

>>60730209
It's only good if inflation doesn't go up. If inflation is high and unemployment is high then we're fucked.

>>60730188
Just mix it with a solvent and put it inside your ass.

>>60730237
You forgot the part where retail wagies dumping their stimmies into ai companies

>>60730237
Add deflation because no job no money no demand

>>60730188
Cocaine is a topical anaesthetic. It's actually schedule II, which means it's less regulated than marijuana. Some hospitals have a stockpile of cocaine. If you put it on your skin it makes the spot it touches numb almost instantly.

>>60730247
deflation? is fine. UBI (which also stimulates ai, probably)

>>60730239
east germany of east germany

What do I buy? More FNGU or more TQQQ next week?$50k ish

>>60730241
inflation? is also fine. stocks are insulated from it. ai stocks get stimulated again

>>60730188
>Can you really consume cocaine with your dick with one of those metal rods in the uretra?
The reason why people snort cocaine is because the nasal passages are rich with blood vessels and also has nerves that are a hardline to the brain. That's why it's so effective and potent when taken that way.

As far as mainlining a drug goes, shoving it down your dick isn't even in the running.

I am so fucking heemed on monday

>>60730252
>>60730271
these are actual finnancial advice btw

>>60730280
Damn right. Anon no longer has to spend money on cocaine for questionable pharmacological experiments.

He can gamble that money saved on a biotech stock instead.

>>60730239
Years under communism.

>>60730280
It's hard to get rich if you're spending all your income on drugs for your peehole.

>>60730297
whats the point of being rich if you cant spend it on blow

The only reason I was punished for buying UNH is that it’s an American hellspawn company; ASML will let me beat the shit and piss again

coming soon

>futures

>>60730188
I happen to be an expert on this subject.
No. The urethera is lined with stratified columnnar epithelium, made to resist the damage from both urine chemistry and the physical force.
Its not suited for drug absorption like the thin mucosa of the nasal passage.
What you're thinking of is injecting cocaine into your cock tissue or sometimes if the user is particularly dumb, into the cock vasculature.
When it gets horribly infected (which it 100% will), its a bitch to treat and because its your fault you'll get 0 sympathy from any and all medical staff that have to deal with you.

>BREAKING: China has officially banned cryptocurrency trading, mining, and related services
ummm guys

>>60730360

How can somebody with a decent stack of cash be so stupid

excuse me but it's my decent stack of cash i decide what to do with it ok?

800,000 jobs lost since Trump took over?

not enough

>>60730488
>"It's over," Jim Cramer said.
>However, that only led to investor panic as they were unsure whether that was a comment or commentary on upcoming investments.
>Half bought and half sold, leaving everyone broke in the wake of an errant assessment made by the king of contrarian investing.

Anyone else living the dream

ask me again next year

>>60730252
So I should rub my skin with cocaine to get through my laser tattoo removal?
The pain is literally unbearable it hurts so much worse than any tattoo wtf

>>60730620
What are you getting removed anon?

>>60730554
I thought it was like, ~78,000 created???

>>60730620
You decided to brand yourself in the first place
You know. Like cattle.

>>60730360
I actually JUST did business with one of these companies
I went to JACK, got a bacon double cheeseburger, curly fries, and large strawberry shake. It was good.

KWAB
LMAO
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/08/01/trump-bls-labor-jobs-wyden-mcentarfer.html

>>60730640
so all in on calls?

>>60730652
Hey now, the man is 79, it's perfectly normal to be soft at that age.

>>60730652
>a democrat says something negative about donald trump
whoa

>>60730676
they got him this time

>>60730653
I went to the drive thru, I didn't call

>>60730683
right lol

kamala harris private jet just landed in DC and Trump is leaving the white house now. its all over frfr lol.

>>60730611
I will be in 5-10 years. Excited to buy more copper, uranium, lithium, cobalt, silver, gas

>>60730676
>it's only democr-ACK
OH NO NO NO!
HAHAHAHA!
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/02/republicans-trump-bureau-of-labor-statistics-commissioner

>>60730707
oh no!

>>60730707

>>60730554
>800,000 jobs lost since Trump took over?
Biden faked 800k jobs, and claimed to want to hire 80,000 IRS agents to help hide the unemployment. its a scam. Its always been a scam.

>>60730620
Get lidocaine you dumbass.

am i crazy or is/was there no movie night?

>>60730711
>several months after Trump takes office his supporters are blaming Biden for Trump's screwups
Biden derangement syndrome is real. I'm looking forward to you retards blaming Biden for the effects of Trump's tarrifs.

>>60730739
is this satire?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/revised-data-exposes-overstated-job-creation-claims-by-harris-biden-admin-revealing-818000-nonexistent-jobs/ar-AA1pc1Ez

>>60730707
>some nobody RINO

>>60730755
cope

>>60730739
>Biden derangement syndrome is re
now lookie here actual retard, they all do it. Its just politics. I mentioned biden because he is most recent, and very corrupt, retard to engage in the same bullshit.

who cares as long as i make gainzz

>>60730741
pedophile shitskin tripfag is arguing in bad faith by posting an 11 month old article to cover for the orange pedo nigger
https://www.forbes.com/sites/maryroeloffs/2025/07/31/2025-job-cuts-have-already-surpassed-all-of-2024-doge-ai-and-tariffs-are-biggest-causes/

>>60730777
Okay /fit/

>>60730772
nigger

>>60730796
>nigger
your country hires illegals to police whites.

>>60730824
Which means he was arrested solely on the basis of his skincolour? Or how else would that happen?

>>60730772
dumb nigger

I’ve done pretty well in options in the past 3 years. Turned 10k into 350k with buying leaps on companies and now make a yearly income off selling. But I think I might shift away from options for futures. The more lenient tax structure, near infinite liquidity, lower informational requirement (macro and sector influenced, don’t have to pour over research for every trade), easy leverage makes it seem almost too good to be true.

>>60730790
holy triggered. the 818k were biden not trump

>>60730857
that's beautiful, actually.

>>60730857
giwtwm

>>60730857
Just be careful. You don't want to take physical delivery of 80,000 barrels of crude oil.

>>60730859
retarded nigger

I am the smartest investor itt.

>>60730874
nice gains bro!

>>60730871
how much money did you lose?

>>60730859

oof >>60730871

>>60730867
oh yeah? how would you know? big oil guy huh?

>>60730495
>-70% all time return
what the fuck is wrong with yield maxxers

>>60730874
that just looks like you dca'd an index nigga

>>60730915
That's arguably why he's the smartest here.

>>60730159 (OP)
wtf is going on in france?

>>60730917
grim

>>60730915
which index 2x'd?

>>60730942
why don't you just post what you did faggot

>>60730638
Yea so? I'll just buy cocaine and rub it in there and pay money to get unbranded. I don't give a fuck I'm rich nigga, you're just as much cattle as all of us.

>>60730631
Star of David around my belly button

>>60731020
>Star of David around my belly button
can i see?

>>60731027
For 35 dollars

>>60730959
I like to keep salty niggas like you guessing

>>60731030
too steep for my blood.

>>60731035
RCL?

>>60731043
i didnt even consider a single stock being responsible for those returns. didnt think anyone with 300k would yolo like that

>>60730216
not yet
it will hit 140

>>60730264
>more TQQQ next week
i slurped some but im scared
hate HATE leveraged shit during downturns, it takes months to recover
you're basically forced to dca

>>60730278
i think he will taco again

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/TFWXqLSr4ZM?si=q7sxFD84f5alvVTh&t=7
>tfw you still have a chance to get on the $TMF train
DO IT

>>60730278
green dildo btw

>>60730910
>what the fuck is wrong with yield maxxers
TO BE COMPLETELY FAIR
ULTY isnt looking too bad right now

>>60731080
TACO on what? He already did with delaying tariffs by one week from Aug.1 to Aug.8.

>>60730910
just sell your own covered calls if you really want to

>>60731092
CC wouldnt even begin to justify yield slop

>>60730495
Is this you?

Anyone notice that things are weird now. Like during Covid MRE boxes were going for over $200 for a 12 pack. I just bought two boxes for $70 something. Also I just bought a Nvidia graphics card (5070 ti). It was close to MSRP and they gave me a $480 trade in for my old card. Like they were desperate for the sale.

>>60730159 (OP)
Where is Russia, Slovenia, Slovakia, ...?

>>60730874
Dfen

You didn't get suckered into the four month long bull trap, did you?

>>60731239
i fear i bought TQQQ way too early

>>60730312
Asml is also kinda dead now. They are expecting long term growth, but short term it won't do shit

>>60731184
it sounds like supply and demand has normalized. You might infer there was some massive supply chain issue during covid

>>60731239
I quiver at the thought of this just being a 4 month bull trap. imagine the size of the bear market if true.

>>60731239
Did you miss the memo about the 1 week flash crash in april? That was the 10 yearly correction. It's only up from here.

>>60731329
Topkek. The trolling level is beyond $16.67

What do y'all think about BCAT and ECAT?

>futures

>>60731020
I don't believe you, post pic.

What is the prognosis on Monday? Bearish bullish, v shaped rebound from Friday or crabbish?

>>60731364
If it's day 3 of blood then we might be fucked. My money is on green though cause Trump always tweets market boosters over the weekend.

>>60731364
Green. The dump on Friday was so extreme a technical pullback is certain. I feel optimistic about the economy and anyone with their finger on the economic pulse shouldn’t have their thesis shaken just yet

I mentioned I bought some steak and it was fucking expensive a few days ago and what do you know the MSM is publishing it. I beat the news.

Buy SBSW

>>60731364

>>60731313
I just scraped your sentiment. Your precise opinion, and the rationale you assign it, mean nothing

>>60731394
What even caused a Friday dump? Someone said it's something tariff related

>>60731450
me

im scared :(
im not even greedy i just dont wanna wage for the rest of my life

Should I be worried that MVST lost another CFO in the period just before earnings?

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF ALONE

>>60731522
>CFO lasted 3 months
>Previous CFO lasted 6 months
lol

>>60731502

Your fear is why you will wage for life.

Scared money doesn't make money.

You have to numb yourself to locking in profits and losses. Until you achieve that you will always sell in blind panic and buy the very top for fear of missing out.

Here's the playbook for the week

Monday - Big red dildo on open sparks panic selling, bottoms out midday then resumes dump in power hour before close

Tuesday - More red, some capitulation, looks real bad. Trump says something bullish on tariffs at 3pm and markets go ballistic pumping.

Wednesday/Thursday/Friday Green.

Opinion on value plays like PayPal and JD.com?

>>60731418
KYS

>>60731662
jdate is a great investment

>>6073166
ur falling for the pe trap
double digit pe has become normalized with high growth stocks, but a company being profitable at double digit pe alone does not make it a value pick

make sure you have more to your thesis beyond that, do you have reason to believe there is growth? is there reason to avoid it?

remember theres like a million stocks out there, theres a million chicks out there and ur the only guy left on the world, why should you settle for a 5/10 chicks when there are 10/10 chicks out there? you re the one with the power to choose when it comes to stocks, scrutinize every detail and go for only the best, just coz someone else already found a 10/10 value stock doesnt mean you have to pick something worse
the question is not "how do i justify buying paypal and jd.com coz they are familiar names to me already?"
the question is "what reasons are there to avoid paypal and jd.com?

the company with no or the least reasons to avoid is wat u should buy
and imo paypal and jd fail to me from the first glancr coz they are already huge companies that need to do so much just to 2x. just buy an index etf over wasting ur time on it, or find something better
something thats less than 1b can 2x ur money much easier

>>60731502

Was it stupid to buy tech on the dip Friday?

probably
i did anyways into my value picks

if i think theyll be $10 anyways and i got them at $5 then what does it matter if it drops down to $4 next week before going to $10. ill just buy more once my wagie job pays me more

no im not talking about buying a fking 3 trillion company on a dip though.
a $150m market cap company going to $300m is a lot easier than a 3 trillion company going to 6 trillion.
dipping back down to $100m is just volatility, in the end it's a lot easier to land a $20m or even $200m contract to 2x, less red tape, than it is to get hundreds if billions of dollars in new revenue

Schizo take, michael saylor will cause the next big stock market crash. The connection between bitcoin mining and AI bubble is pretty complex. This guy is more powerful then anyone in DC and outplayed every big shot in tech.

>>60731723
Paypal has a p/e of 12.8. Let's say they stop growing, what would a company that doesnt grow, nor shrink be worth?
They also buy back 8% of their stock a year with the current buyback amounts, so theoretically the stock price will increase 8% a year. Let's say they keep growing 6% a year too, suddenly the stock should increase 14% a year.
I do think it will be hard to lose money with paypal on the current valuations.

I am afraid of JD because it's chinese, but JD also grows and is pretty fucking cheap. But with chinese companies you dont actually own the company, you own some weird holding company

Why is Upwork stock in the gutter despite the company growing its revenue and even seemingly being cash flow positive?

Has the baboon said anything today or yesterday?

>>60731988
Too busy playing golf, maybe tomorrow

"the dollar is dead" trade is over already

rip 2025-2025

>>60732025
>he didnt fade this obvious misallocation

>>60731912

He won’t be the cause per se. But MSTR will be remembered as our Enron or Pets.com a sign of the times and endemic of bubble formation.

Every analyst and their Nans seem to think that 2026 will be the start of the next great crash. Since they’re all full of shit it’ll likely happen in the 30’s and we can all LARP the Great Depression as nationalists governments sweep elections across the west in the armament phase of the next Great War for Israel.

When I was a young and happy lad I did not dream of schizo posting on biz on my Sundays. Where is my wife who so comforted me in my dreams, where are our beautiful children? When did it all go so wrong Bizraelis, some days I just don’t have this great fight within me.

>>60732034
i should go find the articles saying "american exceptionalism is over forever guyz trust me!"

but then the markets bounced right back and US tech is still globally dominant, etc lol.

>>60731988
>has (unspecified democrat) said anything today or yesterday?
You’re going to need to be more specific than that, retard.

Messaging you live from the brussels airport business lounge
If you're so rich, why aren't you traveling?
On my way to go mountaineering in Switzerland!
Reminder to work hard and smart.

>>60731696
Why? PGMs reverted, seems like a good move

>>60731933
Because working upwork jobs is a race to the bottom and people from India with Internet access are finding better opportunities elsewhere, all that revenue growth is about to come to an end very soon.

Anyone here holds RDDT? What are your expectations for next year on this stock?

>>60732149
another clown world stock that will go to a trillion for no reason

>>60732166
They make money from deranged libtard cucks, it's actually pretty good business moat, they even have mods who do it for free

My 70 year old coworker was talking to me about how there will be an AI singularity in 5 years. I tried to explain it'll take 10-15 years minimum for the energy required to scale out.

Anyways, normalfag sentiment indicator

>>60732149
>160 p/e
it doesn't matter, the stock will pump anyway

>think markets will keep going down for at least the next few days
>too much of a pussy to actually short
Fuck me with a chainsaw

>>60732149

Will exploded when they eventually confront the bot reality but realistically that could be never

henlo mister jerome
good morning mister jerome
it is time for emergency rate cuts
you are already too late maybe even
please commence the process
thank you mister jerome

>>60731862
>a $150m market cap company going to $300m is a lot easier than a 3 trillion company going to 6 trillion.

You'd think so lmao.

>CANADA'S TRADE MINISTER TELLS CBS NEWS: 'ENCOURAGED' BY THE CONVERSATIONS WITH LUTNICK AND TREADE REPRESENTATIVE GREER
>CANADA'S TRADE MINISTER SAYS A DEAL TO BRING DOWN SOME TARIFFS IS AN 'OPTION'

The trump presidency is the fakest gayest administration in history. Nothing gets done, its all talk and theater.
Every right winger should jump off a bridge, in minecraft, to increase the IQ of this country tenfold. How do you elect this disaster holy shit

>>60732352
>How do you elect this disaster holy shit
lesser of two evils.

>>60732358
We'd have at least 2 rate cuts by now with Kamala, idiot.

>>60732363
>short term
good
>long term
insanely bad

>>60732363
Considering Obama had zirp his whole term with kamala we'd probably be -2% nominal interest

There will never be a decisive all-out move on tariffs because they mean at least two or three contradictory things to different parts of the GOP electorate, so a fudge produces the optimal psephological outcome

Every once in a while I look at my hometown Google Maps just to see what's changed, if anything. Apparently there's a new ice cream place.
Maybe the economy is doing ok, if poor idiots in in the middle of fucking nowhere, in a town with more cows than people, can sustain an ice cream shop?

these early stages of AI are factorial growth, and not exponential.
this trend will continue for at least another 15 years.

ok Goys, why dont i just sell long dated covered calls on my entire boomer tier dividend portfolio and use the premiums to hedge the fact i made all bad picks and it will keep going down, but i can collect the dividends in the mean time?

I'm genuinely glad Jerome has kept rates elevated, even though I'd love to refi my house. Rest of the world shot it's shot early, we've still got plenty of room to go.

>>60732415
Because the premiums on no volatile divvie stocks are lim ==> 0.

>>60732422
>>60732408
lol

>>60732426
right but not zero every stock is somewhat volatile

>NEVER BET AGAINST THE US ECONOMY
lmaooooooooo

>>60731184
Tell me you're not actually eating those

>>60732225
Shorting is risky
I keep telling myself to get a stack of SOXS but if youre wrong you're bag holding forever

I asked ChatGPT what would happen if you just dropped $20k into a baby's account the day it was born and never touch it for 60 years in an S&P500 index fund.

Based on historical average returns of 10% nominal / 7% real it would grow to $6.1m nominal or $1.75m in today's dollars, allowing for $70k per year "safe" annual withdrawals equivalent to today's dollars.

Basically all set for retirement from the day it's born. Crazy to think about it.

>>60732698
And what if your baby drowns in a swimming accident in 2 years?

>>60732702
There's more where that came from

>>60732706
Yeah but then that's $20k down the drain

>>60732714
Good news is the next kid can retire 2 years earlier

>>60732190
>I tried to explain it'll take 10-15 years minimum for the energy required to scale out.
Stop pretending you are smart.

>>60731184
It's funny Americans actually eat those

>>60732225
We are not anywhere near the bottom.

Tomorrow is going to be a sad day. I warned you guys

>>60731184
A few carmakers are already offering 0% interest finance on their new cars here.
Some Chinese brands but also Citroen and Ford (1%).

I'm not American though maybe it's different for you but I think it's interesting they they are eating the interest.

House prices are also normalizing and applications for new constructions are sharply down too. And publicly traded real estate developers have seen serious declines in their values over the past few years here. One major player even raised new cash by issuing stock at a -30% discount to last close.

My gut feeling is that there is a slowdown brewing under the surface but most people haven't realized.

>>60732782
Low interest on car/house is an incentive in the typical way to boost sale numbers as well as keeping the used market.

>>60731806
Genuinely looking at crypto market right now? At worst scam dump into 1% up day end of day. People are believing the Trump is being scammed by Powell and activist Bureaucrats fudging the numbers narrative for now since Amazon and Mag7 blew out earnings so huge. I think bulls are back. Prove me wrong you can’t.

>>60732793
The market ATM for us treasury

> In the third quarter of 2025 (July-September), the U.S. Treasury expects to borrow $1.007 trillion in privately-held net marketable debt, according to a recent announcement. This figure is higher than previously estimated due to a lower beginning-of-quarter cash balance. The Treasury also anticipates borrowing $590 billion in the following quarter (October-December)

I’m going to have faith that nothing ever happens.
We might crab Monday but there’s going to be the sentiment that “this little dump was a nothing burger” and we will all be like “fuck why didn’t I buy more on the dip”. This has happened like 5 times since liberation day. The only question is will this time actually be different?

What is your opinion about Pepsi?

>>60732817
I reckon the real dump will begin in September.

>>60731423
Idk what happened to all my crab chans. I think I put them in my porn folder then deleted the porn folder..

>>60731450
Tariff deadline + Amazon bed shitting + bad jobs + apple bed shitting

>>60732825

Its no Dr Pepper

And no Coke

It is a third rate drink in a fifty drink race.

It is drunk by cucked underachievers, with such low self-esteem they deny themselves the mortal pleasure of flavour. Of all the gorgeous nectars and the myriad of sweet lippy tastes a man may feast, they choose to condemn their soul with bittersweet ugliness.

>>60732825
For me, it's Dr. Pepper

>>60732851
>>60732857
I meant the stock you retards
Also Dr.Pfeffer is also Pepsi

>>60732864
I don't care what you meant.

>>60732864

You can infer my feelings for the stock long term based on the words in my reply.

Short term gains long term pains.

Pepsi Max out your credit cards and load the boat buddy.

>>60732883
I thought Asians didn't like dr pepper since it tastes like medicine

>NXDR
do i scrape this shit off my shoe or keep walking

>>60732924
>NXDR
Two words: Premature ejaculation.

Predictions for tomorrow? I'm kinda hoping we go into deep red again so I can leverage myself to the tits.

>>60732931
huh

>>60732825
it's no bang's rootbeer

>>60732887
Thats root beer

>>60732698
It's probably pretty hard to think of that money your sitting on being your child's. Like when there growing up and it's not such a large sum, it's easy, sure. But when they're getting into college, easy to convince yourself that it's actually a *bad* thing to gift them so much. And by the time they're 30+, and it's a big chunk of change, it's even easier to convince yourself that they don't need it at all.
Could probably work if you set up an irrevocable trust, but no one is going to foresee this "psychological drift of ownership" in the first place, so they'd never do it.

>>60732957

>>60732698
>it's
Are you having a boy or an abortion?

>>60732745
It takes multiple years to go from mine to power plant and there are not enough processors to keep up with demand. Copper is scarce too. REEs and cobalt

>>60733002
Wow embarrassing misspelling, no wonder pepe is so angry!!

>>60732883
This bitch had a fat ass

how does MSTR make money?

>>60733061
When bitcoin goes up they report paper earnings

>>60733061
Its funny that MSTY has a more legitimate source of gains than mstr does

>>60733061
i assumed they would pay their debts with BTC gains.... but that doesnt seem to be the case?

>>60733061
They sell stock at a premium to NAV because investors place additional value to Michael Saylor's "active management" of Bitcoin on top of the normal value of Bitcoin.
This dilution is seen as a positive by the people who are being diluted, and further proof of the superior active management.

>>60733061
They don't actually have a business. They just sell stocks and buy bitcoin because people are too dumb to buy bitcoin directly

>>60732924
>>60732931
we are just early son. look at what their uplisting price was.

convince me to buy NXDR

>>60732698
I’m not a boomer schizo but you may as well just buy some gold for him and put it in a safe. There’s no telling what could happen over many decades or if a black swan event won’t somehow wipe your account out, especially now that we seem to be wrapping up the post-WW2 period of prosperity in the western world. I don’t even have faith that pensions will pay out for people just now entering the workforce.

Gold, at least, will be a store of value no matter what happens.

>>60733149
Once thing I've always wondered, if you want to sell your physical gold where the fuck do you go? It always seems like gold "investing" is more about buying and hoarding and never actually selling and using it

I see more and more posts about this.

It's the MSTR business plan but for individuals.

Do you think it ends well?

>>60731912
> The connection between bitcoin mining and AI bubble is pretty complex.
First I’ve heard of this, redpill me.

>>60733156
Strange question, all the jewelry shops where I live buy and sell gold in all shapes and sizes. Just sell it there. Coming from a 3rd world country with constantly deprecating currency, hoarding gold has pretty much become an ingrained instinct in my famil.

>>60733165
Who the fuck is going to loan you money to buy crypto?

>>60733002
uh....

>>60733201
Someone already made a much better edit than that, of the whole pic

Which dip should I buy?

UPS or UNH ?

>>60733193
Coinbase does.

>>60732698
My parents did that except they put it in a Bausparvertrag :')

>>60733223
UPS has a woman CEO and refuses to cut dividends. Companies that borrow money to appease to dividend investors are the worst. Or actually, dividend investors that want the company to borrow money are the worst dumb fucks in existence

Thank u cnbc
i didnt know the key to being rich was being injected in the asshole by Peter Thiel

I have fucking cancer and will NOT be wagying for the foreseeable future. My health insurance ought to cover treatment for now and I'm out on disability. This means that one exceptional retard (me) is going to take another swing at trading.
I have 50,000 in JEPI and 30,000 in cash. On Friday I threw 5,000 into TQQQ during our dip and I might continue to add another 5,000 every day. I got close to 100,000 more in life savings that I could liquidate if I really want / need to but I'd rather keep some real cash available considering my situation.
Seems like this is my opportunity to "get rich or die trying" for real this time. Maybe if I live and I'm not a cripple, I can quit working in tech and become part of the Halloween attractions industry like I always wanted. Unfortunately not a larp. Unfortunately my real positions. Right now it feels like my assets are cash, free time, and maybe a bit of risk tolerance.

>>60733282
hey, go vegetarian, start drinking only matcha and metamucil, begin an exercise regimen. i really think cancer is caused by an unhealthy lymphatic system, and those are methods to clean it out. animal fat gunks it up, but fiber and antioxidants clear it out, and you need to be physically active to stimulate it, it doesn't circulate on it's own. i never had cancer, but i was in a bad state long ago, think i was on the road to it. give it a try, it improved my health dramatically and i think it could help you too.

>>60733282
get a steady regiment of ivermectin and fenbendozal
chemo is a suicide scam

>>60733105
That's every SPAC ever. Almost all of them (including NXDR) are crabbing at 80-90% loss relative to IPO, a select few have recovered or exceeded it, and the rest are bankrupt.

>>60733143
The thesis is it will experience a SPAC rebound as we've seen with some tickers (resulting in at least a 3x), and that's totally possible, but I've never even once seen an argument why it should be NXDR in particular, and not one of the dozens of other SPACs in the same position.
I'm more than a little sceptical because nobody so far has been willing to explain what their business model is. When you look it up on google or SeekingAlpha you'll get 'something something connecting local businesses and communities (hence, nextdoor)' and they have no brand or product that anybody's ever heard of. Based on that and the unwillingness of NXDR bulls to discuss even the very basics of the business, I can only conclude that it's a scam or very nearly a scam.

Which probably means that I'm completely wrong and it randomly does a 10x before the year is out.

Is it still possible the us enters recession at end of q2? I have some forecast contract bets i threw beer money in

>>60733282
I heard that THC kills cancer cells so maybe start smoking weed.
But listen to your doctor for the love of god don't take medical advice from 4chan.

>>60733313
It is impossible to get a recession during 2025 now.

Q1 2025 was negative
Q2 2025 was very positive due to a "pull forward" effect from tariffs.
Even if Q3 2025 and Q4 2025 are negative, it will not be announced until 2026 at the earliest.

A recession needs two consecutive quarters and is usually retroactively declared at a later date.

>>60733321
>listening to doctors
between organ harvesting, the jab, opiate peddling, and pharma shilling, a hooker is a more respectable and trustworthy professional

>>60733223
If you truly must catch one of the latest falling knives, at least choose one with a lower velocity like NVO.

are these 2 ever going to stop beating up my poorfolio?

>>60733282
My condolences.

>>60733260
God, I'm itching for those FIG puts.

>>60733298
These are the people giving you financial advice.

So is it going up or down? It's safe to buy??

>>60733223
If you buy UNH while it's still falling you deserve everything that happens to you.

>>60733356
According to my personal professional chart reading expertise I believe it will either go up or down, yes.

>>60733365
My mentor told me that it's going down because the billionaires all took out their money from stocks right now.

>>60733330
For me its ChatGPT

Here is le epic meme i found on RDDT

>>60733298
>i never had cancer
>but i was in a bad state long ago, think i was on the road to it
just shut up retard

>There's no bubble, we don't have our pets.com yet!
>
We have it, and it's worse. Infinitely worse.

>>60733393
What do you mean? Bitcoin has real use cases, like uhhh, buying a tesla?

>>60733393
Bitcoin was a ponzi scheme until very recently, but we don't really know how it will behave now that it's being held by insitutions. I can see a future where it gradually transitions into a financial instrument that behaves more like a bond.

>>60733165
Top signal kek

>>60733403
Lots of people use it to buy illegal drugs online. That's gotta count for something... right?

Buying more MSTY tomorrow
Already have 9000 shares

>>60733445
Really? I only 160 and they are down 400 now.
sigh

>>60733321
>>60733346
>>60733298
>>60733305
Not to be a bluepilled fag but I am indeed doing the "surgery, radiation, chemo" normie route for now. Seems to be going okay so far but the growth is in my spine and I've lost movement in my left foot from nerve damage. I may look for some internet esoterica to restore that function, because most of the docs are telling me "it might not come back" and I was a cardiofag so being crippled will just suck DICK.
But appreciating the health advice and condolences, I'm genuinely wondering about how this will change my investment strategy. My JEPI positions are mostly from cowardice and getting memed into thinking Orange Man was going to dick the economy harder... Like I convinced myself that getting a few hundred safe bucks a month to cover groceries was good, but in retrospect I'm lagging the indices mostly from being a pussy. Now that shit isn't so certain I wish I took more risks. Seems like now's the time to slurp harder and have some balls - maybe just fatalism talking. Considering using TQQQ as a vehicle just because it's so dominant and I think the AI meme isn't out of steam yet. (And picking individuals seems trickier) And I kind of don't want to walk back into an office after this. Being able to take like 2500 a month out of the market and coast with some comfy tour guide job? That I'd like. I wonder how many cancer cases go to vegas and put it all on black. Thanks for reading my blogpost.

>>60733393
Some very smart people have repeatedly said not to bother with Bitcoin. Jack Bogle and Warren Buffett are highest on my list.

I always keep this in the back of my mind and allocate only 10% of my portfolio into it, primarily so that I don't have any regrets if it keeps climbing.

>>60733393
bitcoin is not ai

thats like getting scared about beanie babies or oil or something when talking about internet stocks back in 1997 lol. yes we are in 1997
the ai shit im seeing are only trading at like 3-4x price to sales, and high gross margins

Our week has come

>>60733452
This is going to replace my day job. Just keep stacking.

>>60733424
A ponzi scheme doesn't suddenly become legit when Institutions start to buy in.
>I can see a future where it gradually transitions into a financial instrument that behaves more like a bond.
A bond is typically backed by an economically productive force, like a business or people who work and earn salaries (mortgages). Government bonds are backed by the ability of that government to tax its (productive) population, either directly or indirectly through inflation. Bitcoin produces nothing.

>>60733487
Bitcoin generates fees from transactions

>>60733487
Anti btc fags are always gold bugs. Gold has no value except the one humans choose to give it. Same as btc. Its digital gold.

>>60733473
What's a decent AI play in your opinion?

>>60733430
That's what they used it for a decade ago, the silk road is run by feds now

>>60733500
Isn't gold used in high end electronics? I know its value isn't tied to this use, but you could argue its like really good copper

>>60733500
Gold has plenty of industrial uses. Although I agree that its marker value is mostly produced culturally, or else people would be wearing rare earths as jewelry.

>>60730554
800k got deported there were no job losses

>>60733500
I mean also bogleheads
and warren buffet

>>60733532
Buffet is old. He has no idea that bitcoin gets its value thanks to young people investing in it.

>>60733525
Not an American, but hasn't ICE shown in their own data that their maximum potential capacity is something like 30.000/mo meaning total deportations since Trump took office likely don't exceed 180k. Some ICE officers have also quit. I think 100k would be an optimistic estimate.

>>60733539
Young people swarming to it like flies to a shit.
(Rare earth) Metals at least have a value. BTC's value is what a complete financial illiterate retard gives for it
Or are you going to tell me the Trump or Melania coins have value too?

>>60733551
The official figure is at 200k rn but iirc there is like a million self deportations

>>60733061
Milking normies that are years late to the crypto treasury flood. The ones that have significant mining capacity are rapidly shifting towards being datacenter companies since it's in demand and there's not enough supply to meet the demand.

>>60733497
Those fees are paid to miners, not BTC "hodlers".
>>60733500
>muh heckin digital gold argument
1. Gold is a real thing. It is a rare metal with unique properties and tons of real-world uses. Bitcoin is a series of arbitrary 1s and 0s stored on servers around the world. It has no use and solves no real problems. The tech is innovative for sure and could have some uses, but since the code is opensource, there's no reason for anyone to pay absurd amounts to use the Bitcoin network.
2. Gold is used in finance as a store of value in times of uncertainty. Nobody buys gold expecting it to appreciate 40% per year kek. Bitcoin on the other hand gets its current value from retards all around the world thinking it's going to make them rich.
Cryptotards are the most glaring example of the Dunning Kruger effect I've ever seen. They no next to nothing about even basic economics besides the soundbites they've picked up from Youtube clips over the years.

>>60733539
>it goes up because it goes up
>you should invest in it because other people are investing
have you heard of a bubble

>>60733483
Interesting. And bear markets you gonna buy more huh.

>>60733393

COPE & ROPE

This is the Golden Age of America and the market is going to power on up to dizzying heights, I'm talking nosebleed altitudes. S&P500 over 9,000.

>>60733564
>The tech is innovative for sure and could have some uses
flashing back to when ETH was $10, and I knew it was going to go up because it actually had uses other than being shuffled between digital accounts, but I didn't buy it

>>60733568
Golden Age for the rich. You can expect a bigger wealth gap.

A single mother cuban girl started working with us, i asked her opinion on how she is fiting in and she said "this country has too many black people smoking drugs, no me gusta"

I swore myself i wouldnt fall in love bros.

>>60733564
I remember being in university and having classes about blockchain, how it was so revolutionary.
Nothing fucking came out of it, except some failed experiments.

give me feedback on the UI
https://alphapulse.org/

site is non-functional, just a mock up, but the idea is a quant news feed with comments and brief market overview on the home page.

a develop page which will basically be an IDE for strategy development or other stuff (execution modeling, etc). ideally this is a low to no code system though and the user can just select the YAML config they want to use

replay page where you can do bar by bar replay to see what the strategy is doing at each step, make sure it works or fine tune

research page where you do statistical analysis, optimization etc on strategies (most important part of website and the real unique value prop is here, imo)

deployment / monitoring tab for paper and live trading

>>60733583
>men only want one thing and it's disgusting
Racism is the norm more often than not. Don't fall for it.

>>60733574

Good thing I'm rich then isn't it?

You best get working on bridging that gap.

I'll even help you out.

Buy USAR, TMC, MDA & GAMB.

>>60733282
Listen to this guy>>60733298

Also go read Dr.Sebi, Max Gerson and Prof. Arnold Ehret. You can cure cancer naturally but you won't know of because it would destroy Big Pharma.

>>60733592
>Good thing I'm rich then isn't it?
post portfolio with net worth visible

>>60733588
Yeah, its funny how things happen, 10 years ago i was the racist and antisemtic one because i had an edgy sense of humour, now they actually believe in the shitposts i used to read, just change "jew" with "israeli". On a side note but related to this, im thinking about getting a second job and work some 60 hours per week, im going to get assfucked by the taxman. Should i start considering getting a partner to file for taxes jointly?

>>60733553
>Or are you going to tell me the Trump or Melania coins have value too?
No. Those are memes. BTC and ETH have real value.

Celsius will beat on earnings

>>60733608
ETH has actual use cases but I'm not sure what BTC is good for. At this point it's just going up because it's the coin normies know about.

>>60733564
>Dunning Kruger effect
how ironic that u mention this urself lmao

i dont even own crypto but ur first point is an epitome of ur own ignorance
go figure out how much gold would actually be worth if it was used purely for industrial application rather than a store of value.
tip: it's as fake as crypto
it has its worth as a store of currency precisely since everyone recognizes it as such. exactly like bitcoin, except bitcoin is more popular in shitholes because u dont have to be worried about getting robbed. or the government explicitly bans the locals from trading their shit depreciating currency for usd (see turkisk lira), likewise they cant or cannot practically get into us equities either

>>60733604

No you just have to take my word for it.

>Futures

>>60733605
>Should i start considering getting a partner to file for taxes jointly?
I don't think you'll get as much back as you anticipate compared to adding in a partner solely for the tax benefits. If you're used to living alone, cohabitation is not worthwhile just to appease the IRS.

>>60733610
>ETH has actual use cases but I'm not sure what BTC is good for.
BTC has first-mover advantage. Everyone knows what it is and wants it. It is valuable because many people think it is valuable. ETH seems to be tied to stablecoins and will likely grow due to government and institutional backing.

>>60733611
>it has its worth as a store of currency precisely since everyone recognizes it as such.
It's also recognized in value to USD, and it appears that BTC has some ties to US economic productivity.

>>60733611
isnt it easier to be robbed of crypto than gold? i mean, if you physically hold it you can bury it in some place deep

>>60733298
>I really think cancer is caused by an unhealthy lymphatic system
You're really going to have explain the logic behind this because that genuinely makes no sense whatsoever. You might as well be trying to claim that Alzheimer's is caused by an unhealthy gut biome and that you can somehow fix it with fenugreek and fasting.

>>60733639
In theory you can chisel your private key into a stone tablet and bury that.

>>60733639
well dont forget the premiums and hassle of buying and selling gold in the first place

many posters here are in na/eu so it s hard for them to understand but imagine if u were in argentina, turkey or whatever when ur currency has lost 80% of its value since covid

again i dont hold crypto but i can see why it s be a good backup regardless, especially if u get divorced lmfao

>>60733614
>t.

>>60733587
please?

>>60732643
I ate a box and I'll save the other box.

>>60733655
>well dont forget the premiums and hassle of buying and selling gold in the first place
buying and selling crypto is also a hassle and it's impossible by design to do a transaction without a fee
you can buy and sell gold under the table if you don't mind giving the IRS a reason to audit you

>>60733661
yes ur right i realize that after the fact honestly lol

but id rather deal with coinbase or wateva rather than dealing with a pawnshop

>>60733611
Half of all gold mined is used to produce jewelry, which is again, a real thing with real use. Some of gold's market value is due to demand for it in finance, sure, but that demand isn't what makes it valuable. It is has inherent value due to its physical properties, which is why it's been in use for thousands of years.
>it has its worth as a store of currency precisely since everyone recognizes it as such
>store of currency
What the fuck does that even mean? This is the Dunning Kruger effect I was talking about. You've heard for example that currencies only have value because everyone agrees that they do and you're regurgitating that here. This is false. Currencies have value because they have utility. Without currencies, we'd have to go back to bartering for everything. A currency acts as an economic lubricant, enabling trade of goods and services that wouldn't be possible without it.
A bunch of retards gathering around and trading imaginary internet money back and forth doesn't magically make those shitcoins valuable.

>>60733663
well it's a lot harder to get stabbed over a crypto deal so that's an advantage for sure
i think gold is a lot safer in multiple ways but i won't deny that putting some ETH and/or BTC in the coldest of cold storage (private key carved into a physical object and hidden in a floor safe or buried in your backyard) isn't a bad idea

>>60733587
>>60733659
also it's not ready for mobile yet

>>60733664
Gold would be worth 1/3 of its price if it wasn't used as an inflation hedge and store of value. Btc is taking that role now. You can cope all you want but the value of things is what humans believe they are worth which is why the blue collar workers makes 1/10th of an only fans whore or athlete

>>60733660
>I ate a box and I'll save the other box.
Make sure to drink lots of water because they get rid of as much water as possible in those MREs, so it can lead to impacted stool if you're not well hydrated.

In another life while squatting in a desert, two weeks of MREs had me shitting out a shamefully huge log that forced me to squat higher when it impacted the ground and kept on going. If I hadn't buried it, Indians would've worshipped it as their new god.
>webm related was the mre experience

>>60733664
u know what i fking mean ok i made a typo, store of value there
gold used in jewelry thats really ur argument, ur using the same point

ur arguing against what is basically a fact now. bitcoin is recognized as a store of value and you are arguing against 2 trillion
like what even is ur point? crypto is a ponzi scheme or what, ok what do you hope to achieve? you want to convince all the people that it's not a store of value at this point lmao
gold has a longer history yes but how does that invalidate what bitcoin has already become?

and my point still stands, if gold was purely for industrial application, jewelry is a byproduct of it being seen as a store of value, but sure if u can quantify that use to the same extent copper would also be used for jewelry, do that then
how much would gold be worth per oz? it's fake and youre just putting more weight in its longer history

>>60733678
>Gold would be worth 1/3 of its price
What's your source for this?
>>60733692
>no periods
>no capitalization
>thats
>ur
Try not typing like an illiterate nigger, faggot zoomer.
>ur arguing against what is basically a fact now
It's not.
>bitcoin is recognized as a store of value and you are arguing against 2 trillion
It's not and that market cap will collapse when the supply of dumb money runs out and people rush for the exits.
>crypto is a ponzi scheme or what
It's more like a pyramid scheme.
>ok what do you hope to achieve
I'm bored and passing time on 4chan.
>you want to convince all the people that it's not a store of value at this point lmao

BAKED
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>>60731067
eh, had a coworker invested in a single stock since the covid dip and once you're up 100+% and it's been a few years it's hard to see it as a 'yolo'

>>60733653
but that´s digital, can you tell me for sure someday they wont find a way to hack all that shit?

>>60733655
to be honest, im kind of waiting someday for everyone who got into crypto to get a ruggpull, might take 40 years. But its the fact that its that sort of people who is inclined into buying cryptocurrencies, people who dont study the markets even at a supercial level, or who have less choices, which make me believe that.

>>60733637
thanks dude. I dont know, i just need to do whatever to make money. might even get an account at etoro and slap some 10k as i go along to see if can make money out of that copy trading feature

>>60733750
ok lol tryhard now ur attacking my low effort posting

in the first place im not the one with stubborn biases against 2 trillion
the goal is to make money no matter how stupid it is, as long as the risk makes sense, performance is the truth and thats all that matters
again i dont hold crypto but if there was a related opportunity where i could recognize theres money to be made without oversized risk then im going to do it without any stupid biases

>>60733769
>can you tell me for sure someday they wont find a way to hack all that shit?
could happen at any moment with advances in quantum computing lmao

>>60733780
she is so stubborn. you have no idea.

>>60733780
>in the first place im not the one with stubborn biases against 2 trillion
I don't have a "stubborn bias", I just don't like herd mentality and can think for myself. I don't care if it goes to 100 trillion as long as there's no economic activity backing it. Your type is why bubbles form in the first place.
>the goal is to make money no matter how stupid it is, as long as the risk makes sense
I'm not against people using crypto to make money, just like I'm not against casinos. What I am against is people trying to portray cryptoshit as something it isn't.

i bought at the absolute bottom of the tariff dips im guessing i should sell tomorrow right?

>>60733355
RIGHT? This thread is fucking useless.

Is this bullish or bearish I can't tell

>>60730159 (OP)
>income
Are (((they))) referring to earned or unearned income? What you make is only relevant to how much money they are will to lend you. It’s only what you keep that matters.

>>60732698
Probably why they won’t let you do it. I’m sure that maybe there is some way around the regulations but boy it would be nice to be able to open a stock account for a newborn without any restrictions. The push is always “save for your child’s education”. I say fuck that and put away for his or her retirement.
>>60733282
God speed and good luck anon. I hope you make it.