>Based OP site
https://alphapulse.org/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

AMD chads rise up

prev >>60730159

Can someone review my site though?
https://alphapulse.org/

>>60733745 (OP)
>>60733751
i'm a tech illiterate troglodyte, how does this work?

>>60733760
it's non-functional currently, just a UI mock up. just poke around and tell me how it looks and if it's something you'd use. the intent is a quant news feed with comments and an area to develop, test and research strategies for algorithmic trading.

>China welcomes 183 Brazil coffee sellers in wake of US tariffs

All their coffee are belong to them, gringo.

>>60733760
and ideally it's low-to-no code, the user shouldn't have to code, but if they want to, it's there. I want the user to be able to enter their strategy in a YAML file very simply, here's an example of a config that would do a parameter sweep on a Bollinger band:


name: bollinger
data: SPY_5m

strategy: [
{
bollinger_bands: {
period: "range(10, 50, 1)",
std_dev: "range(1.0, 3.0, 0.5)"
},
constraints: "intraday"
}
]

Can any anons spare a hint on how to bypass the paywall on SeekingAlpha?

I need that sweet, sweet confirmation bias and none of the usual methods that work fine for news publications such as WSJ are working...

>>60733765
>it's non-functional currently, just a UI mock up
Before any feedback, what are your goals and expecations? Is it competing with another existing platform?

>>60733770
if China turns out isnt able to replace the US market, because less money distributed over more people, wont that just mean cheaper coffee for everyone except for the US?

>>60733777
in for answers. i cant get past it either.

>>60733782
I don't see a problem. That's a good thing. As I don't live in the US.

>>60733751
oh god my eyes

make dark mode the default holy shit

>>60733751
Is this a bug? If it is a positive value it updates to a + with number, but otherwise it just shows the number.
Also the 30 seconds update function isn't really working.

GUI looks nice, but that is also because I suck at GUI design. Don't know who would use such a site for designing trading stategies

>>60733777
They put the paywall behind something server loaded. You can still read comments though...

>>60733751
>>60733765
Extremely bland UI, badly needs a dark mode.
Are you planning to actually support paper trading etc.? Do you have a brokerage license to let people trade with real money? Is this for-profit or just a hobby project?

>>60733306
How else does any other social media site make money? Ads, you big dummy.

>>60733765
>>60733805
Oh, I also think the news feed on the left is too big. I'm probably going to care way more about my returns if I'm running algorithmic trading.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

https://youtu.be/PidTVWSINMQ?si=Fi9_2ORwLXKddwNM

>>60733778
The end goal is to scratch two itches, a Hacker News clone but for finance, and a tool to research, develop and deploy strategies.

What I intend for the tool to do differently is to cache signals from strategies into a database, and put a lot of emphasis on the research phase of the workflow. I don't see other platforms doing that, they usually treat backtests as a one off process and you get what you get at the end. I want the user to have the ability to inspect performance under various regimes, correlation with other strategies, explore optimal parameters (including take profit and stop loss), etc etc in an exploratory manner. This currently takes place on the 'Research' tab, essentially a Jupyter notebook with a library of snippets and templates to facilitate exploratory analysis without much code. This is how it works on my offline backend currently, I use Jupyter notebooks in the same manner.

The Develop tab will be an IDE that facilitates development of new strategies, execution models, etc, the Replay tab is used to step through bar by bar with an event log to ensure it's functioning properly..

>>60733805
There is a dark mode, see the icon between Deploy and Login.

>>60733796
Thanks for the feedback.

>>60733798
It's all non-functional UI mockup, so the logic and stuff doesn't have to make sense yet. I'll have to investigate what you're referring to later.

>>60733805
>>60733821
I would like to support paper trading but may have to do some work around like Trading View and their web hooks to avoid regulatory issues. Haven't looked that far into that yet, I'm mostly building it for myself currently but the end goal would be getting users.

Your portfolio would be on the 'Deploy' tab, or maybe on a user account page or something. Not the front page. The stuff to the right of the news feed on the left is all just market overview stuff. Market heat map, stock watch list, earnings and Econ calendar, and market headline news feed.

>>60733765
>>60733775
well UI-wise, I like it. Should probably add an option to add and remove or change the size of the different widgets or whatever they're called. Can't say much about the rest of it since, again, I'm a troglodyte. The fact that I can even post here is a small miracle.

>>60733780
>in the first place im not the one with stubborn biases against 2 trillion
I don't have a "stubborn bias", I just don't like herd mentality and can think for myself. I don't care if it goes to 100 trillion as long as there's no economic activity backing it. Your type is why bubbles form in the first place.
>the goal is to make money no matter how stupid it is, as long as the risk makes sense
I'm not against people using crypto to make money, just like I'm not against casinos. What I am against is people trying to portray cryptoshit as something it isn't.

>>60733843
Glad you think it looks good. The widgets being customizable is a good idea, thanks!

>>60733831
>There is a dark mode, see the icon between Deploy and Login.
oh, well it looks a lot better
consider making that the default

>>60733858
based on the feedback, it seems like that's the move

I just cannot buy enough copper and uranium and oil

The market wants lower. Below 9000/2

vegas is collapsing. lower the interest rates now!!

>>60733864
or i guess whatever the sites do to detect is someone has OS dark mode enabled or something i have no clue the last time i remotely tried to make a website was on neopets pages lol or geocities whatever

>>60733877
MGM delenda est.
Having the same fucking couple companies running every casino is half the problem. Sports betting being legal everywhere plus Indian casinos are a big factor, but the real fuckup was turning the cities prime attractions into these sort of homogenized entities. I think people really would like some of the "character" to return. Yes, I'd like to stay in a giant pirate ship and I'd even endure the current prices to do so. I know it's a meme term but the place feels like it's losing soul. People will tank prices but they won't tank lame shit being lame.

>>60733877
get jerome on the horn!

TRIPS

AND

THE

MARKET

DIPS

>>60733745 (OP)
Anons, financially speaking what are the benefits of dating a 31 or old women during your mid 20s. Serious question actually

thanks

>>60733877
i've been watching this guy "Bluff" gamble on YT (it's pretty entertaining) and I barely see anyone in his videos. I'm not surprised it's collapsing. They mickey moused everything to the tits and it's too expensive. I want to go to Vegas and feel like the fucking man not like some cog in the machine like I do in my daily life.

>>60733893
oh and this "homogenization" of everything (mixing races, diluting any sort of character) has been the goal of you know who for a long time and it's rearing it's digustingly ugly drab head as a manifestation of "muh melting pot" in Vegas for the world to see.

>>60733777
stop being poor and buy a subscription

For the love of science just one more small dip/red day please

>>60733831
I'm kinda wondering if you're actually just looking for an existing data aggregation package and a way to sort it out, and then be able to build a web UI that makes it pretty and easy to use. ELK Stack comes to mind.

>>60733923
>I want to go to Vegas and feel like the fucking man not like some cog in the machine like I do in my daily life.
The only things that interest me for Vegas is the Heart Attack Grill and the buffets. Everything else can get fucked.

>>60733765
So what's the editorial concept here? Are the users going to provide the articles/papers and you provide the hosting? How would you monetize it and/or compensate authors?
Seems like it would be expensive and nearly a full time job to get it workable to a degree where anyone who has something intelligent to say would consider publishing there. If you're already rich/retired this is a based project, otherwise it seems like an extremely costly, risky and borderline shizophrenic undertaking.

>>60733906
Free wine and food?

>>60733906
interacting with females in any capacity is high risk low reward speculation, extremely bearish

>>60733777
i used to do ctrl+p to print preview before the paywall popped up but it doesnt work anymore

there used to be some sort of add on to bypass it too but i guess it doesnt work anymore either

BTC up, Futures down... Which is a more accurate indicator of how the market will do tomorrow ?

>>60733953
I was thinking it'd be similar to Hacker News, just link aggregation, either from user submission (user making a post with the link) or automatic (e.g, if I the site subscribes to a blog or something). I'm not expecting the users to write content, just comments and potentially sharing their Jupyter notebooks.

I just want a user to be able to read a paper, implement the strategy from it, tweak it and deploy all in one site.

>>60733941
Thank you for the insight here, I can tell you understand what I'm trying to do. I'll check that out.

>>60733936
I'm not going to waste $300 on a non-cancelable subscription, that's like 3 shares of UNH by September.

>>60733981

Are the articles not posted on Archive dot is ???

>>60733949
Getting comped for free shit is pretty great (hence the "feeling like a the man" line). Buffets are gross because the general public is gross.

>>60733974
That's pretty neat, keep us posted.

>>60733971

Furtures are flat and will turn green just before open.

>He thought we'd be red for more than 24 hours
>In Trump's economy
>In 2025
>ISHIGGDIGGY

>>60733993
>Buffets are gross because the general public is gross.
Hence the first priority to eat like a fucking pig at a meme burger restaurant and dying faster than one day at a time.

I'm not sophisticated enough to enjoy being comped. It looks like food to me so I eat it.

>>60733954
This is exactly what I was thinking, might just have to slowly diverge my portfolio to some wine stocks

>futures

>>60733987
Yes and no, it can display 1 frame of desktop (usually containing the summary) but you can't scroll down to read the full article. It's basically like opening the link and taking a screenshot at superhuman speed before the 'buy subscription now' mask appears.
It used to work properly, they must have patched it somehow.

>>60733949
It sounds like that place where you get to shoot rocket launchers and drive over a car with a tank would be pretty fun. Or the drift school where they teach you to whip a sports car around a racetrack. You know, offstrip stuff still sounds fun... I've never been but that's my plan if I get down there. Maybe try to overlap with a concert. It seems like the big gay casinos are almost the week point when people are more hot on Fremont Street or slight-drive-away attractions. Because I agree with the other posters here - if they won't make me feel like Mr Big Dick with free drinks then I'm not playing the increasingly rigged games. And the women gotta put the feather boas back on.

Buying apple $215 calls for December. I can't see apple dumping when they had good earnings. They just sold off on Friday because everything was sell off

PUTS AND CALLS MAY BREAK MY ACCOUNT
BUT LEVERAGE AND MARGIN EXCITE ME

when will Apple admit they need to buy an AI company?

will they do it after it becomes irrelevant, or because APPLE finnaly gave in?

>>60734057
>came off an aggressive margin play a week ago
PHEW

why the hell are anons so bullish on NXDR
are they profitable

No good or bad news during the weekend means we open green

>>60734102
WHO the fk are you talking about

>>60733906
You get to raise her niglet bastards

>>60734118
Your ID = Green
My ID = Green
Monday open = Green

>>60734049
>Or the drift school where they teach you to whip a sports car around a racetrack.
Might have to consider that one.

#oops

>>60734068
>when will Apple admit they need to buy an AI company?
Name a few that are competitive with the major players, and isn't a dotcom grift or a thinly veiled crypto scam.
>>60734138
>#oops
That wasn't very neutral of them.

>>60734102
>profit
heh
The concept, the idea, the scheme, maybe even a framework of a profit is enough

>>60734138
>Swiss President Karin Keller-Sutter is accused of grossly miscalculating the trade deal she thought she was able to secure with the Trump administration.

>Late on Thursday, Keller-Sutter held a “disastrous” phone call with Donald Trump, according to multiple people familiar with the situation.

>>60734150
>The concept, the idea, the scheme, maybe even a framework of a profit is enough
Can I become a billionaire with a social networking site that doesn't have any advantages over Facebook or Youtube?

>>60734162
I'd say a millionaire is possible, if you market it correct and remain vague and charismatic. Also find some retarded japanese investors.

Source: WeWork

WHY IS THE OPENING GREEN????

>>60734174

Moomoo trap

In all seriousness this bull market hasn't even begun

>>60733829
that band sounds good thx anon

>>60734174

Any of you know what happened with SLXN in the past year? I read about a recent reverse stock split, but why has it dropped down so much last year?

>>60734170
You know I actually just had an idea for a "new" social media site.
I'm a NEET with nothing better to do so I may as well try.

>>60734174
Because the American experiment can not fail. Everything will come down with us and they will not allow it. Buy the damn dip. The line will go up

>>60734212
That's pretty normal for Healthcare/pharma stocks. They'll build themselves up for months about research on an dementia drug or something then they get a failed trial and it drops by 90%

>>60734212
Biotech failed to deliver, crashed 99%. Happens a lot when the clinical trials don't deliver, especially Phase I and Phase II trials. It's basically investors deeming the company and its products a total dud.

Nearly all of them do not recover past that point.

>>60734212
>>60734276
>>60734282
I did a deep dive into biotech last year and was going to publish a thing but I lost interest
Anyways, Phase 2 is most likely to fail, and dementia is a difficult thing to treat.

Best to target Phase 3 trials (you can find calendars here) which have only a 65% pass rate or so, but between P1 and P2, it's the most likely to pass, with P2 being the highest fail rate - if it passes that, it's likely to succeed. Also look at smallcaps, which are often live or die R&D acquisition machines. It takes like 7-10 years to get a new drug approved from start to finish

If you actually want to deep dive and not just play potential news events, you have to look at partnerships and burn rates as well

>>60734162
Absolutely, YouTube is a complete piece of shit, creators would flock to a service that is less oppressive and arbitrary in their content management.
With a miniscule fraction of hosting cost you could poach a significant chunk of the videoessay crowd who are relevant to prime consumer demographics.
For instance, a channel such as Lemmino can produce videoessays with a per-unit cost that consists entirely of their own salary + 1 editor full time (let's say 30-50k USD) that is on par with television documentaries that have a per-unit cost of 100-500k USD. Of course that's an outlier in terms of content quality, but less proficient channels have even cheaper production than that.
Some have tried to create curated platforms that are subscription-based, such as Curiosity Stream, but what's really needed is a full-scale competitor that is creator friendly.

333

For me

Trips

And

The

Market

Flips

(Green)

Whatever happens tomorrow I just want to say I love you all. It was a good run but I think the Jews finally got me. It’s over.

>>60734300
>I did a deep dive into biotech last year and was going to publish a thing but I lost interest
You committed the effort, do you still have your data and notes?

>>60734300
>Anyways, Phase 2 is most likely to fail
I've been burned by that when I was very new to this weird money line thingy. Something about treating macular degeneration, and it turns out the eyes have more tissue layers than onions and it's not easy for medicines to penetrate where the treatment would be effective. Learned the hard way, but the money was insubstantial.
>and dementia is a difficult thing to treat.
Modern science today doesn't have a good idea of why it happens in the first place. With no reliable way to get a solid set of indications and warnings, and also mechanisms of actions of what causes it, any efforts towards it will just be thrashing in the dark.

>>60734333
WAGMI

>>60734320
I've been an active Tumblr user for over a decade and I think it offers a lot we could apply to a new social media site in terms of users sharing content with each other instead of traditional algorithmic slop. Likely it would be harder to make profitable long-term (Tumblr itself is notoriously unmonetizable) but userbase seems way more important than revenue for attracting VC.

>>60734333
Thanks for the good vibes, green guy.

>>60734333

HOW HEEMED IS KHC AT OPEN

>>60734352

>Tumblr user
>Opinion discarded

>>60734353

No problem friendo, lets hope this week is better to all of us.

>>60734376
People who don't use tumblr don't get the appeal. It's a site with little to no algorithmic slop. You have tons of control over the content of your feed.

>>60733777
>bypass the paywall on SeekingAlpha?
its not worth it.

>futures

>>60734365
Well, well, well, they should simply pull themselves up by their bootstraps and give the WalMart board some firm handshakes so they stack more of their product.

>>60734399
I will be the judge of that.

>>60734392

You don't understand people.

We don't want control.

We want algorithmic slop.

HOW???

>>60734333
checked n blessed

>>60734411
>I will be the judge of that.
you judged its not worth it, you won't even pay for it.

>>60734102
>>60734150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzAdXyPYKQo

>>60734440
>be asset manager
>have millions of NPCs contribute to le 401k so they can enjoy a few hundred thousand for 2 years before they croak
>have purchasing power of nations
>buy whatever the fuck you want because drones literally give you money to do so
>buy up shares of companies and becoming controlling entity with voting power (if the stock permits)

>>60734440
They were forced to buy because Citadel squeezed their shorts. I think BlackRock lost roughly $50B

>>60734501
Exactly.

>>60734467
It's not worth $300, that's an absurd price. Amazon Prime is like $120.

may have fucked up by buying euro futures @ 1.1620

>>60734515
>BlackRock lost roughly $50B
Awful, my heart goes out to them.

>futures

>>60734515
>you end up owning a company when you close your shorts
ok reddit

>>60734440
>turns out r*dditors who hate elon are faced with losing their retirement if they really want tesla to die and orange man to fail

>>60734333
Based

I have the day off tommorow. I pan on doing cocaine and 0dte spy options. Depending on the premarket action its most likely going to sell off all day.

>>60734751
Do yourself a favor and wait till 10am gamble

>>60734751
Can I join you? I cant get any coke around here

>robinhood legend can't do fractional shares
JUST

>>60734049
shooting an AK or desert eagle on tropicana at the gun store (not sure if still there) was a highlight years ago.

https://x.com/CleavageCrumbs/status/1952149721264320581

lol at this woman saying how she misses the (Jewish) mobsters. Vegas is just controlled by corporate jews now.

>futures

>>60734440
top 10 largest stock in the sp500

>>60734862
it's fucking mooning

>>60734880
>>60734862

Why are you surprised?

>>60734887
it was supposed to be the start of the next 2008 crash...

>>60734888
Won't happen, there will never be another major market crash.

>>60734068
If you find out buy calls it’s got 40% iv and going up 20% on news of buying Deepseek in one hour.

>>60734862
We finally fired these rats in the Fed manipulating labor numbers and we need to correct the dip.

I for one applaud OP for the effort of making a website and look forward to the data scraping

>>60734333
>>60734633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc

>28
>200k in brokerage
>~60k in retirement accts
i want to save up 100k to buy a house eventually, I don't think I will once I have the 100k but I'd like to have it for when I do decide. is this retarded since I'll have to stop contributing to my brokerage for like 3 years. my retirement accts will still get contributions through work

>>60734934
your gains in the retirement accounts are not taxed now so they can grow faster than your brokerage account. There are other tradeoffs like how old you want to retire, what type of retirement account you have. How much housing costs where you live. I do not know if you can use your retirement account for buying house, or loaning the money to yourself to buy the house then pay it back pre/post tax (be your own bank).

i went to the value investing subreddit and its UNH and NVO bagholders as far as the eye can see

and zero good ideas...

(i know i know, gb2reddit)

>>60734934
impressive man
please tell me it's in good indices

>>60734997
I feel like value investing shouldn't ever been attempted unless you're in ETF's. Avantis has some great produces

>>60734934
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/081815/can-i-take-my-401k-buy-house.asp

>>60734934
i'd buy a house rn honestly in your spot. unless you live with your parents or something and like that arrangement.

>>60734959
yeah I know but it is comfy knowing I can access the money if I need to. I can pull from the retirement but I'd rather let it continue to grow, hence the manual saving.
>>60735002
thanks a lot of my gains were pure luck. the majority is in soxl and some schd, kek. i'm going to slowly reduce the soxl though to spy though
>>60735015
i don't see the point i'm single and umarried and save way more by renting. I also don't want the headache of renting it out. I move every few years for work so I'm not in any hurry to settle somewhere

>>60735025
based SCHD brother
I'm in SCHD and SCHY for international, and then a little AVDV and one good reit since they are excluded from the dividend indices

>Futes

>>60733906
Milfmommy takes care of you

>>60733906
>what are the benefits
lots of sex and partying. If you are not banging her constantly then move on. She should have taken all of her ex husbands money and have plenty to spend living it up. Have fun and move on.

>futures

>>60733777
wasted
works fine on my machine desu
get gud faget

>>60735064
what is the implication of these bored attention seekers and futures...

>real futures

One more time for my niggas in the back. Buy SOC. Easy 2x if not 3x EOY. Commodities cycle incoming, poised to blow.

>>60735078
>what is the implication of these bored attention seekers and futures...

>>60735103
Why this stock? Why Schwab give it an F?

>actual futures

i boughted the dip on friday i better not wake up to a reversal

*buyed

>>60735064
/smg/ will see this and still defend the f*id menace during movie night
>>60735119
we need to see stock price action before I can post mumu. but, so far so good.

>>60735134
with my friday buyings ive basically commited to not changing anything until spring 2026
but im an addict and wont be able to resist checking every day for no fucking reason

>>60735152
I bought a small bull position and opened a straddle. Almost opened it on thursday but then I found out the tariff deadline was the next day and held off because the market has a conniption every tariff deadline like clockwork then memory holes it shortly after.
>im an addict and wont be able to resist checking every day for no fucking reason
#Relatable

>>60735163
Nigger, America was discovered in 1492

>>60734997
buying value traps =/= value investing
l m a o

that said my "value investing" is retarded coz i have like 4 picks, i think for it to not be gambling i should be doing 10 picks
or at the very least if i dont have time to research/monitor 10 picks i should be 60% cash/etf with 4 individua picks

CXDO has earnings on tuesday i'm prob coinflipping, no cash anymore to add if it dips
IMP.TO / ITMSF feels a bit scary to me because im buying at US$2.30 instead of finding it earlier at ~$0.50, but it's a big psychological barrier (big aversion to FOMO) im learning to get past to, i.e. go ahead and buy after it 5x's if you have reason to believe there's plenty of meat on the bone

i remember missing out on TSSI at like $2.5 because it already went up like 5x by then, even though SMCI already shit the bed and it was clear TSSI was going to snatch all the business from Dell and with their tiny marketcap they could multiply even more. and well it went from $2 to >$20 lmao
i dont think IMP.TO/ITMSF can scale that fast but they do have hundreds of millions in the pipeline now, plus indonesia contract would also total to $200m eventually as they go to phase 2 and beyond (initial contract was like $20m for the first 10% of indonesia)
.
IDN is buyout speculation, CEO's early exercise on his stock options could suggest he expects a buyout next year after long term capital gains apply, but of course thats just circumstantial speculation on top of the company already being a likely candidate for a buyout in the first place

>pasts

>>60734934
If your 401k is matched, I would never stop contributing and just wait longer. It's literally free money

>>60734365
>HOW HEEMED IS KHC AT OPEN
I think KHC needs a war to pump their stock price. Imagine all of the non-perishable cheese that they could supply the military with.

Did a lil late night run to give SOXL my energy

>>60735322
This but SBSW.

>>60735119
why would there be a reversal?

>>60735117
fucking finally

>>60735097
cute

>>60735064
dumb whores

>>60735043
nig

>>60734997
>value investing
>UNH

>>60734917
>and look forward to the data scraping
kek

>>60734862
it's going up retard

>>60734751
Are you planning to lose money?

>>60734997
What are some ACTUAL value picks?

>>60735471
>What are some ACTUAL value picks?
Probably the really boring stuff, but mostly vice industries, so Altria Group (MO) and the like, as the increasing cost of human suffering just makes them veer into self destructive habits.
There's also telecoms like AT&T (T) if you just want to hodl it.

The honest assessment is probably to throw the money at an index fund since the market isn't even close to going full retard just yet.

EGGY
laddered put strategy
20+% yield
>funny ticker name
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Stop buying

exception: SBSW

I have a car loan for 728 monthly, 36 months, paid a single month so far, total of $25480 remaining over the next 3 years.

I can pay off the loan completely (requested a payoff quote) for $23,280.41. So I would save around $2200. I have this much cash on hand and could pay it off right now.

The $2.2k I would gain seems very small to me for the inconvenience of putting up the money up front, and I can very likely invest it for a profit. On the other hand I don't like being in debt, nor having shit taken out of my paycheck.

What would anon do?

Redditors are doomposting.

Should I finally capitulate and buy this tiny dip? Been meaning to buy more Amazon and Google shares since april but I got too greedy, thinking it'd go down much further so I kept waiting and waiting until I was priced out. Now they're at least a little bit down from ATH.

>>60735641
>I have a car loan
>What would anon do?
Not have a car loan. Whats wrong with a 2k beater car? My toyota did cost me 1200€ and it runs great for 4 years now.
If it shits on me its going to the dumpster and i get a new one.
Taking loans for cars is niggerish.

We are so back bullbros, we survived the crash of 2025 V2

Someone talk some fucking sense into me
400 shares of ULTY and letting drip would payout a million in 5 years. And this is assuming NAV erosion.
If you put it in a Roth its tax free.
Why the fuck would you not do that?
Clearly they have a decent put strategy if they held up MUCH better to a downturn compared to traditional leverage ETFs like TQQQ and SOXL?
SOXL is down 10% in the last 6 months but including the jewish leverage math its obviously much more.
ULTY is down 30% but if you include the payments its actually green (depending on your avg)
You can even grab 200 shares and drip the divvies into schd or SPYI and it will snowball. Again in a Roth if taxes are a big issue.
What the fuck is the catch?????
This is not more risky than option trading I think and time adjusted I bet you'd make more with ULTY.
These fucking jews always kike you somehow though, what am I missing here?

>>60733877
Was better when it was run by the Mafia, finance bros are just another brand of criminal except infinitely less interesting or fun.

>The most recent distribution on 08/01/2025 contains 100% return of capital and 0% income.
Hmm

>>60734888
there will never be another 2008, the difference this time and previous financial crashes is that the people with the power to print money stayed on the sidelines and let shit play out, not this time.
They will print as much as they need to save stonks if there is an actual crisis.

yield maxxers must stop posting immediately

>>60735756
Because the dividend return is based on the price of the underlying ETF and its price is constantly dropping, the ETF has only existed for a year and its price is already less than a third of its original price and declining steadily, if you hold it long you will lose everything.

Bro literally open a multi-year graph and you will have your answer

>>60735767
Also this, literally a legal ponzi scheme.

>>60735770
>They will print as much as they need to save stonks if there is an actual crisis.
Said the increasingly nervous investor for the 10th time today.

>>60735791
>People are crying over a couple % point drop
You aren't holding a 10x leveraged position in tech stocks are you? anyone crying right now needs to get a grip.

>>60735791
its true. congress in inept to solve a crisis, so the fed must step in every time and the market has taken advantage of that. Why risk off when bailouts are guaranteed? Remember the taper tantrum?

>another baloney pump out of thin air
It's all so tiresome

>>60735786
>>60735767
Hold up, if you bought in around march its been steady at $6/share, how would that be ROC and not income?
>>60735783
Yes the NAV erosion is my biggest concern.
However, in the scenario of dripping in a Roth its mostly offset no?
If not, using 60% or so percent of the divvie to buy more shares and keep your average low seems to offset this.
I'm mainly comparing the risk:payout of ULTY vs option trading on your own. Former seems to avg out to about the same money but its actually less risky? And this is assuming youre a good options trader.
This is driving me crazy I need to get to the bottom of this.

each passing yield max reply itt drives us closer to the singularity

>>60735820
Shut the fuck up you stupid tripnigger faggot.

since you want to argue about why yield slop is actually good somehow go into the archives and re-read every yield max arugment ever made because it has easily passed 300+ replies. Every argument against it has been hashed out already you pathetic poorfag, or better yet, you should buy it and brag about your gainz in 5 years.

tax returns hit my account.

shill me tickers so i can lose them in a hearbeat

And again, all you need is roughly $3000 at the current share price with dripped divvies to hit a million in a Roth in 5 years. THIS IS TAKING INTO ACCOUNT THE NAV EROSION
Other than YM going bankrupt what the FUCK is the downside to this?????????!?!?!
If the tripnigger keeps replying I will bash his tripnigger skull into the pavement btw. This *IS* a threat.

Thoughts on MSTY? YUGE YIELD, what´s the catch? I like when money comes into my account.

>>60733936
i hate you fat american pay pigs so fucking much
you probably tip your server too you fucking faggot

there is actually ZERO, I repeat 0!!! (zero) downside to investing in YieldMax Ultra Option Income Strategy ETF; ticker UTLY. It's wall street's best kept secret. Its literally free money waiting for you to eat it up. apes, it's time to get rich quick! HODL! YOLO! DIIAAAMOND HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>60735816
market has been going up for 4 months. get with the trend nig

>>60735851
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO APES

hgraph?

Will SP dip harder by EOY or should I slurp this mini dip?

whats with all the green again on no news

What´s the catch with MU? Big run up since April but the valuation is still quite fair in this environment. Forward p/e is like ~9.

>>60735934
>no news
it's oversold

You anons ready for this Monday? Let’s put on our trading hats and good genes and make this happen.

>>60735984
but if people want to sell they want to sell. it is impossible for something to be oversold

>>60736056
Who are these people? Most of the trading is done by algos.

>>60736067
Jews

>>60735934
They had the weekend to calm down.

>Tesla getting obliterated in court
>Pre-market +2%

Holy crap we’re so back.

>>60736144
yeah it seems to be a pump everything kind of day but it might crash at any moment since fundamentals didn't improve over the weekend

>>60736144
My puts...

>>60734514
thats now how it works, drones put money in index funds in their 401k and blackrock "manages them" (charges you 2% of your money to do nothing)

>>60735756
I want to say the following is investing advice but it's more life advice, but if it's too good to be true it always is. It's a scam. It's like when the BBBY retards were convinced it "couldn't fail"
that's the red flag

Is ULTY a ponzi scheme?

>>60736159
>My puts

>>60736186
STOP GOING UP YOU ARE GOING TO BE SUED

>>60736168
>2%
that would be $20,000 for every million
it's 0.02% which is $200 lol

Think of it this way, the yield of the S&P 500 is 1.24% and the fee brings it down to 1.22% lmao
unless you got a bad 401k, but it's not an index fund issue

I hate 401k's because of the fucking taxation. I'm not saving money my whole life just to have all my gains become short term capital gains an unqualified dividends

>>60735471
PM

Celsius chads… we’re going to crush earnings this week

>bad jobs report
>crash
>remember crash means fed cut
>market go up

TRIPS

AND

THE

MARKET

SNIBS

SNABS

CRABS

Sorry boys, Crustaceanal week it is. Take the some time off and get out in the sunshine with friends & family why don't ya?

No one's making any money till the next successful integer get.

>>60736222
why did you did this?

>>60736222
Okay can we summon Baggie? We need some jew magic to reverse this

>>60736222
FUCKKKKK

>>60736217
but will it go up enough for one of those

>>60736222
Couldn't you have used your trips to make TSLA go down

I'm spooked
Dumping while green please god no ragrets later

>wanted to slurp amazon but didn't want to be a pig and listened to retarded panicans here
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>60736258
their PE ratio is a little beefy but their competition is fucking temu lmao

MSTY looking scoopable, and also what about PFE going into earnings?

>>60736275
Why MSTY and not MSTR?

I solded

Anyone else about to short once market opens? I'm not permabobo just feel like correction at this time is only natural.

>>60736275
I will buy but only under 17.80
Not going to marry those bags

so MSFT AMAZON and META all declared massive spending on AI shit for last quarter, isnt NVDA a guaranteed earnings beat?

>>60736315
Basically everyone beat this year so yes but its expected

>>60736305
no it tanked 2% on no real news, today is green

>>60736222

TRIPS

AND

THE

MARKET

FLIPS (Green)

I was only Joshing with you smiggers, we're all gonna be rich. Rich I tell's ya. No crab here only Lobster and A1 Wagyu.

Happy week all.

I LOVE MONDAYS.

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST.

>>60736315
Priced in

Fucking discuss Celsius

>>60736332
Its fucking over im selling everything

>>60736315
that should be priced in into investor expectations

>>60736305
you've been saying this since 2022

>>60736222
snib snab confirmed shit

Gimme some stock to get rich NOW

>>60736217
the fed cutting rates to save a collapsing labor market is not bullish

>>60736356
CELH

>>60736356
TSLZ

>>60736315
Keep digging anon, you're onto something.

>>60736357
the market is not the economy

>>60736144
it's a meme stock

>>60736356

GAMB & USAR

>>60736366
the market didn't do well in previous labor market collapses like in 2000 or 2008

>>60736374
You mean the dot com bust and the financial sub prime mortgage crisis

>>60736027
make what happen?

>>60736376
yes

>>60735934
recovering from the bs dump on friday

>>60735915
slurp it

>>60736356
If MDAI can expand its offerings and get a favorable legal framework for liability issues, it will 100x its MCAP before the end of the decade.
Notice how it's both a biotech AND an AI stock, so take that prediction
with a mountain of salt.

Bearish or Bullish
Call it

>>60736395
bullish

>>60736356
SBSW

>>60736332
YOU FUCKING FUCK UP

A POX ON YOU AND YOUR KIN

>>60736374
You are jumping the gun a bit imo,

>>60736406
sure
just saying there are different reasons behind rate cuts
2018 and 2007 are prime examples

>>60736359
My highly accurate stock analyzation tool says this is overvalued

>>60736422
>highly accurate stock analyzation tool
My stock analysis also comes from cryptic messages in my dreams. TSLA will moon today.

We buying the coinbase computer dipperoni?

>>60736392
We love our pennyshit don´t we folx.

>>60736422
That’s not possible. Alani and Celsius scanner data is overwhelmingly positive. It will moon on thursdays earnings.

>>60736437
My balls tell me no.

>elon diluting TSLA to pay himself $29 billion
this will lower the price, right? no way people are bullish on the CEO paying himself $29b at the shareholders' expense, right?

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON GUYS EXPLAIN IT TO ME RIGHT NOW

>>60736439
Well, if you want to get rich with stocks, there's three ways:
>get lucky with options
>get lucky with pennystocks
>have a well paying job and dca into bluechip tech for a few decades

3 is not really an option for a lot of anons.

>>60736217
why is the market so stupid
i figured that out instantly :(
also trust the plan
>rate cuts mean boost to tech
>boot to tech means more AI
>more AI means lower job numbers
>lower job numbers means more rate cut
>repeat until 0.01%

>>60736445
>no job creation
>odds of cut skyrocket
dumb bear

reminder to buy rheinmetall, earnings this week will SMASH and the price will MOON even harder

>>60736452
https://youtu.be/5NV6Rdv1a3I?si=VrB-mh4jGhreiKmv

>>60736442
Good for Elon. For a moment it seemed like he started to believe his own scam.

>>60736457
Sheeeeit. Good find homie

>NEC’s Hasset: Everybody Should Bank On Tariffs Being 'Resolved' - CNBC

What does this clown even mean?

>>60736463
He means Trump will fire him if he's honest.

>>60736315
ive been saying everyone is fucking panicking about elon grok4, no one wants to let elon end up ruling the world so now everyone is jumping in

this is why the fucking ai "bubble" is only BEGINNING, it's 1997 not 1999
dotcom bubble started because companies also started getting everything related to internet because they did not want to get left behind

all the fundamentals investors who can recognize which pennyscams have the best chances are going to rake in so much money, fundamentals help lower downside so you're not buying garbage like POET with no proven business models yet despite being half a billion already.
at this stage there are still plenty of tickers under 200m market cap with proven products, some already achieving profitability, some with operational leverage, some with absurd value to customers like a solution costing $5 million but saving the customer $80m a year

there are also garbage you have to watch out for, not POET, they might look good on paper but they offer a solution that will get replaced or only temporary, no moat, like ai data center cooling solutions which got fucked when amazon decided to make their own solution rather than relying on an ai pennyscam

>>60736463
>truck speeding at brick wall gif

>>60736356
OPEN
earnings this weak, beat. positive after a long negative streak. it will go to 10 dollars. so +300%

>>60736473
>>60736477
I actually expect Trump to make him Fed member. I mean there were talks to make him chair, so if he does not become that, he'll likely replace Kugler which gave up like a dumb bitch.

>>60736457
If you don’t keep 2 grand spare to buy an RHM every time it goes to 1700 and sell it when it gets above 1750, let me recommend it. It doesn’t eat much port, it moves way faster than other euroshit, and you get a free hundred euros every week or so. I’ve probably swing traded it a dozen times or so

>>60736488
would have when it fell under 1700 last week but had no money free, I guess it will work a few months more, at least as long as ukraine keeps going

Costco had some sort of data breach. Does that mean the stock will go down?

IBKR is absolute trash at retaining average price of positions and contracts. I did not pay 5.57 for this 1 week out SOXL call that was slightly out of the money. That is absolute insanity. Its value will go up this morning, but I have no clue what my break even point is. Going to have to start writing them down myself.

Anyone else have trouble with IBKR changing average positions of things wildly?

>>60736506
The only thing i know is that SBSW will be going up.

> US PRESIDENT TRUMP ON TRUTH

"Last weeks Job’s Report was RIGGED, just like the numbers prior to the Presidential Election were Rigged. That’s why, in both cases, there was massive, record setting revisions, in favor of the Radical Left Democrats. Those big adjustments were made to cover up, and level out, the FAKE political numbers that were CONCOCTED in order to make a great Republican Success look less stellar!!! I will pick an exceptional replacement. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAGA!"

embarassing

>>60736538
fuck that disgusting old pedo

>>60736538
shit like that makes me proud of being European

>>60736538
>"Uh, no, those bad numbers were actually fake. TRUST YOUR LEADER"
Starting to sound very Chinese.

>>60736538
How much money are we going to lose before the fat retard gets impeached again

>>60736538
another bull/bearish signal of mr orange

>>60736457
watch it crash instead as people have too ridiculous expectations. sap did too why wouldn't this

>>60736546
You lost money this year? Lmao, how? Don't tell me you bought into the lefty fearmongering back in April and actually sold instead of buying the generational bottom.

>>60736538
Yup dumping any leverage/meme premarket was a good idea
Not bag holding for months nope

>>60736556
I wasn't actively trading in April so I've been making money just holding shit. I have an uncomfortably large percentage of my portfolio in Nintendo though.
But Trump seems to be pushing for a bubble.

>>60736538
why is this guy mad about low job numbers, it's exactly what will give him the low rates he's been asking for. ridiculous.

>>60736476
>at this stage there are still plenty of tickers under 200m market cap with proven products, some already achieving profitability, some with operational leverage, some with absurd value to customers like a solution costing $5 million but saving the customer $80m a year
i like that you didn't name any. great post.

>>60736561
He's extremely impulsive, narcissistic, and short-term focused. Bad job numbers make him look bad and that's the only thing he cares about.

>>60736476
there are PROFITABLE tickers in the AI field under 200m?

What's the plan, team?

>>60736574
>>60736574
>>60736574

>>60736573
buy

>>60736565
beciz no one cares lol no one cared bout ai dashcams either

>>60736543
I wouldn’t go quite that far