Thread 60736574

mag 7 edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60733745

lmao
amerimutts

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114970631477859993

So puts on figma right

What do I buy?

>>60736577
oh boy, we pumping today

>Palantir’s rally is turning early insiders into billionaires, with CTO Shyam Sankar the latest to join the ranks

Palantirbuyers just turned an Indian to a billionaire. I hope you feel proud.

>>60736582
Figma balls lmao

>BUY 630C 0TDE
>BUY 620P 0TDE
Easy money

>>60736589
Celsius let’s fucking go

>>60736587
The fakest and gayest ticker on the entire stock market right now.

>>60736597
Jesus this image is visceral

>>60736597
that is vile
also the reason colon cancer is increasing

HERE IT COMES

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

>>60736587
He's probably a Brahmin.

>lost $300 on TSLA puts
>still up $500

>>60736587
I still can't believe how I fell for all kind of retarded stocks that were shilled on /smg/ over the years, but the one stock that I successfully resisted buying back when it was like 4-10 bucks was Palantir...

>>60736582
Already up 40% thanks guys

>>60736626
ligma

this pump is low energy I'm scared already down %10.

thinking of loading up figma in the long term if it crosses 99

SOMEONE CHECK /r/FigmaTraders WTF IS THIS SHIT

well i put like 3k into NEGG

Has there ever been a company more comically evil than PLTR?
Like maybe the East India Trading Company, but idk.

>>60736638
Defense Contractors are based, you pussy

So tempted to sell some of these fat premium weekly calls on CELH. Earnings date on Thursday so I’ll probably puss out

FIG price target?

>>60736637
Guess I should have held NEGG over the weekend.

>>60736648
the owners of the company thought $33 was a fair price

>>60736650
Good point! Let's see how big the puts can get.

>>60736638
Monsanto and Halliburton are on the same level.

I don't think the guy who trump fired for saying that people are getting fired is wrong.
I got fired myself, so the job numbers are correct.

Told you, ADP numbers last week were ok. Now this is the standard. Until Trump puts in his slave that will actually fake numbers.

bullish for spooky rally?

>>60736663
How's home Depot doing now that ice is deporting all their customers?

Overall market sentiment: I care more about this tea that I'm drinking than the stock market

>>60736662
It's not actually possible for that position to fake numbers, they just release the final aggregate data that's compiled by hundreds of government employees. Whoever Trump puts there won't be able to change shit and it'll honestly be really funny if the numbers come out worse and they're still forced to publish them.

BRK is now trading lower than the bottom of the liberation day crash

short neonode

Is Berkshire computer going out of business?

Getting some functional energy for breakfast

>>60736677
What a chad. Look at him go.

>>60736663
Need an Ultra Skelly for Ultra Miami

https://www.youtube.com/live/537IVmieEZ0?si=eXCgSPNO42nX_VPY

>>60736677
So, buy?

AAAAAA WHY DIDN’T I BUY

I should have trusted you chuds that the bottom was in

>>60736577
Okay so the entire world will just continue to ignore the us government for its own statistics
You should have never trusted them when they cooked shit for covid

are we going to enter FIG bros?
think it can hit 80?

>Rigetti up 9.5% on no news
I would be swing trading this thing if I were still a degenerate.

>>60736698
Buy puts.

Dead shat bounce

>>60736677
turns out sitting on a giant pile of cash and just waiting for a doomsday market crash is not a great investment strategy.
I remember some famous trader used to say "Time in the market beats timing the market". Who was that?

>>60736709
He also sold early because he didn't think Trump would win so was counting on the corporate tax to go up. Instead he sold early before it went down so paid more taxes for no reason lol

Also he completely missed the semi conductor rally. If we don't get a crash and just eternally crab as earnings catch up it'll be a big mistake

>>60736577
>the adjustments were made to cover up the fake numbers
I assume he’s saying that the original numbers were legit and he’s just being a retard and phrasing it incorrectly

>>60736709
>"Time in the market beats timing the market". Who was that?
According to AI sloppa it was Ken Fisher

>>60736677
Is Buffet a Based Jew? There's like 2 or 3 of those, I think.

>>60736720
he also retired, making them another generic investment fund.

Why the fuck is Canada closed today?

>>60736733
Closed for fires
Those bastards are ruining my comfy Midwest air quality

>>60736733
Country not needed

>>60736727
I don't think he's Jewish. His father was an English Presbyterian but his mother had a German surname so I guess she may have been a Jew.

>>60736709
Berkshire isn't interested in artificially propping up its numbers. If they were, they could easily just start share buybacks or pay dividends.

>>60736733
they're closed for some Indian holiday i can't pronounce

>>60736626
Just bought calls, let’s see if I can profit off of the quick reversal

>>60736744
So you're saying I should buy on discount.

>>60736748
making moves because your board anon?

>>60736733
Shiva day of worship.

>>60736709
that thing isn't your average investment fund though. they buy companies they are actively involved in and not just mountains of stock to sit on. no doubt its hard to find good businesses like that for sale at a good price, why would anyone sell their golden goose

>>60736749
I'm in no rush to buy right now, but definitely looking into rotating some of my investments in to Berkshire. Not so much because I expect big returns, but because I don't trust the rest of the market.

>>60736763
The issue is 1) warren has bias like anyone else, and he's weak in areas he doesn't understand. Like completely missing the semiconductor AI bull run. 2) the company is too big now so he can't make good deals as a value investor 3) he sold for tax reasons and to hand off the business to the next in line at cash right before a big pump

This is all a bull trap, right?
>says increasingly nervous man

>>60736773
Maybe, but bulls are this gay.

>>60736765
That makes sense if you're hands-off, but /smg/ posters at least check daily, so keeping cash on the side to put in a bear ETF or puts once the big dump arrives seems like a much more profitable approach.

>>60736607
Thank you for your service

>>60736744
berkshire is expected to buy csx, or worse be outbid for it by canadian pacific. the unp norfolk southern deal put them in a corner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qBBc4lgO9I

>>60736615
the pennyscams i shilled over the weekend are doing good :) i didnt buy tpcs or vtsi tho lol i only bought the other 4 tickers, tpcs is going up a lot since the selling pressure from the stock offering is gone

well the true test is earnings and whether they continue grow through 2026 as well. i need to go into a coma for a couple quarters

>>60736801
>the pennyscams i shilled over the weekend
which ones?

>>60736756
Just a cryptofag passing through, looking to capitalize FIG’s volatility

>>60736607
yeah I'll let it go for $179.99
I always get pwned afterwards, so enjoy your free money when it inevitably goes past 200

>The crypto I own that should pump the least pumps the hardest
hmm, yeah

>crab markets
>shit thread
tiring

I need this to happen two more days in a row. Give us some deals Trump.

>>60736797
Maybe we’ll get some train gets out of it from poem anon.

Man, the upside on TGT is so tempting, locking in a 4.5% dividend while potentially making 60% gains feels like a dream.

>>60736866
redpill me on these 60% gains

>>60736813
stink is still my biggest hold. but i got tired of waiting. a few years ago started selling some each year and moved into stocks. it's been far more lucrative. being married to stink has been the best and worst thing that's ever happened to me.

>>60736749
JewBS seems to think so

>>60736748
It appears im down bigly, going back to crypto thanks again guys

WOLF about to make a big move soon

>>60736896
Why did you buy calls on a falling knife

>>60736897
https://youtu.be/dGowjtiu908?si=yT4O8YZ14W3SV43n

>>60736904
Thought it’d bounce back up a bit before continuing to drop

Uhhh figmafags??

Just so you know market maker, because I know you're reading this, you will not shake me out of this Amazon position. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

why shouldnt i just sell a long dated coverd call???? it nets me a 15% gain on my stock even if it gets striked and i collects 1.5 years of dividends? explain in crayon the downside to this, besides missing out on the upside.. it appears to be an automatic 15% gain???
the downside is I have to hold it as it tanks to zero or what?

SOXL will never hit 30 ever again.

Buy SBSW

I wonder if the guy asking about IBKR gyping on average price was right, or maybe it’s just including transaction fees?

Wow I actually kinda regret selling msty

Sydney Sweeney, a registered Republican, has the “HOTTEST” ad out there. It’s for American Eagle, and the jeans are “flying off the shelves.” Go get ‘em Sydney! On the other side of the ledger, Jaguar did a stupid, and seriously WOKE advertisement, THAT IS A TOTAL DISASTER! The CEO just resigned in disgrace, and the company is in absolute turmoil. Who wants to buy a Jaguar after looking at that disgraceful ad. Shouldn’t they have learned a lesson from Bud Lite, which went Woke and essentially destroyed, in a short campaign, the Company. The market cap destruction has been unprecedented, with BILLIONS OF DOLLARS SO FOOLISHLY LOST. Or just look at Woke singer Taylor Swift. Ever since I alerted the world as to what she was by saying on TRUTH that I can’t stand her (HATE!). She was booed out of the Super Bowl and became, NO LONGER HOT. The tide has seriously turned — Being WOKE is for losers, being Republican is what you want to be. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

>>60736733
Entire country is on fire

>>60736927
BASED
TRUE
BASED
TRUE

>>60736927
it's honestly pathetic how many people just want to see themselves and their narratives portrayed in the media and how angry they get when they don't

>>60736927
>it’s real

>>60736943
Nigga is falling back on his 2016 shit which is just pop culture culture wars cause every single policy measure is polling fucking awful in the public
If he was smart he'd just retire and give Vance the reigns, maybe then he wont get fucked rolled over next year in the midterms but right now he's on path to get fucked in the House 10 to 1

>>60736677
BRK severely under-performing the market is bullish for the indexes short-term, but bearish long-term.

>>60736927
Still better than any TSLA.

Is AVUV/AVDV good to invest in??

>>60736927
>stock jumps 15%
fuck this gay earth

>>60736921
KYS

Coked out 0dte trader here from the last thread. Bought spy 529 calls at open for 45 cents and sold for $1.10. Would have made more if i kept holding but out well

>>60736919
It can get excercised before expiry and increase the taxes you pay, also you miss the upside. Its all opportunity cost. Sell weekly calls for consistent income (that beats any dividend fag btw)

I have a car loan for 728 monthly, 36 months, paid a single month so far, total of $25480 remaining over the next 3 years.

I can pay off the loan completely (requested a payoff quote) for $23,280.41. So I would save around $2200. I have this much cash on hand and could pay it off right now.

The $2.2k I would gain seems very small to me for the inconvenience of putting up the money up front, and I can very likely invest it for a profit. On the other hand I don't like being in debt, nor having shit taken out of my paycheck.

What would anon do?

>inb4 not getting a loan

>>60736959
And just like that, another meme stock is born.

>'EU will delay planned U.S. tariffs for six months to allow for trade talks'- CNBC
Hey look who's TACOing

>>60736986
It's really funny that the EU thought their little group was anything but a massive joke

>>60736927
Imagine showing this to someone back in 2010

>>60736927
tl;dr on why does anyone give a shit about this ad and the girl with the masturbated face?

TRIPS

AND

THE

MARKET

ROCKETSHIPS!!!


New ATH soon come smiggers, WAGMI.

Whatever you're buying, whatever you're selling, you're making it.

Maybe the real profits are the frens we make along the way, the only true losses are the frens who couldn't make it with us. I love you /biz/.

WHAT THE FUCK WHERES THE CRASH DID ANYONE EVEN SEEEEE THE JOB NUMBER REVISIONS? WHY IS THE LINE STILL GOING UP?

>>60736995
libtards are freaking out because they aren't using morbidly obese black women to sell jeans

>>60736986
don't worry they will increase taxes and regulation on locals to compensate

>>60736995
They did a hitler eugenics thing and pretending theyre not
Fwiw more ppl are complaining that the ad was weird and creepy than woman being hot. Also american eagle is literal third world made mall trash

>>60737000
checked

>>60737002
who cares about that. number going down is bullish as hell because it means that the ai investments are starting to pay off!

>>60737000
>>60737011

HIMSSISTERS are we going long before earnings???

>>60737010
those people were just the usual twitter troons. pay no attention to them, they have no money and buy the stock of this cool sounding brand

>>60737000
uh wtf

>>60737004
are the libtards actually freaking out or is this just a case of rightoids saying "libtards are freaking out!" and then the libtards didn't even notice

>>60737019
HIMS is fucked, actually.

>>60737000
Based

>>60737024
American eagle did a "haha look genes and jeans rhyme and sydney sweeney is hot and white and blonde" so people were like "hey that's kinda weird snd creepy" then culture troons of the right are frothing at the mouth saying wow how dare u not like tits and white ppl

>>60737019
I sold my position today, holding into earnings is just gambling

>>60737030
what's weird and creepy exactly

this is a 10 in burgerland

i have officially fomod into goog

>>60737039
>DENIM: now with extra chromosomes

>>60737039
>age 27
oh... I thought she was like 35

>>60737039
It's the smugness in her face, very attractive

>>60737035
mate its a nazi thing, i dont give a fuck but americans need to realize their "haha we do a little Nazi propaganda" shit is extremely cringe
U will never be nazis, youre all fat and obese and ugly and are being out reproduced by every ethnic group in your own country but your companies like to larp to fit in

>>60736995
autism basically. this anon >>60737004 represents it well. people were pissed off at trends among advertisers putting focus on body positivty and lgbt niggatry because they wanted sexy women instead. Now that there's a single sexy woman in an ad, it's being hailed as a major cultural victory and the end of cultural progressivism as we know it. It's like if people treated those Hardy Jr. ads with the big tits in American flag bikinis as the first step towards repealing gay marriage.

>>60737030
I'm pretty sure I recall an old levi's ad in the early 2000's that also made jeans/genes puns. This is nothing new. If it was Halle Berry instead of Sydney Sweeny there'd be no complaints. In fact, I think that American Eagle should double down and get a hot black chick to do the same ad. Fat chicks can be as mad as they like, no one cares lmao.

>>60736577
I.. is this why the markets pumping today? Meme economy

>>60737050
>mate its a nazi thing
you may actually be retarded
the nazis didn't invent being conventionally attractive and they certainly didn't invent the reality that physical attractive is an indicator of the quality of someone's genetics

CAM ON NASDAQ LETS MAKE SAM FACKIN GAINS

Spy 635 eod

Bears are retarded

>>60737059
Nigga u live in a bubble

>>60736801
if u want actual good penny stock that isn't a scam look at pstv

they actually have shit they're starting to sell and FDA grants

>>60737050
ok that's based

>>60737062
no sweaty i'm afraid it's you who's in a bubble
most people wouldn't find this even remotely controversial, the genes/jeans pun is ancient

>President Trump Posts On Truth Social "President Donald Trump stated in a post to Truth Social: "India is not only buying massive amounts of Russian Oil, they are then, for much of the Oil purchased, selling it on the Open Market for big profits. They don't care how many people in Ukraine are being killed by the Russian War Machine. Because of this, I will be substantially raising the Tariff paid by India to the USA."
Saars....

>>60737062
the genes line is kinda retarded but otherwise its just an ad
literally shit you see and forget about in 1 sec few years ago
and im not american

I bought puts friday. Kill me now.

>>60737074
Bad news for AAPL?

>>60737024
Liberals are a bit enraged, because they turn a fuckin jeans ad into some genes/race thing.

>>60737035
Do you want a chocolate ad with black people that comment on the colour of the chocolate and bring in their genes? Completely unnecessary.

Also, that she's a literal 5/10 in europe and people act like she's the epitome of beauty.

>>60737039
would

>>60737074
kek how will indians cope with this? they used to dicksuck burgers
their only ally left is israel....
>>60737081
Yeah sydney is ugly desu, is it that bad in america?

>>60737081
Rightoids were calling her obese on Twitter also a year ago for a bikini photo where she had a normal stomach and her fat tits were spilling out of her top
Sometimes i feel like the last straight man on earth, id still plow

>>60737081
>Do you want a chocolate ad with black people that comment on the colour of the chocolate and bring in their genes?
i wouldn't care because i'm not a schizo who makes everything about race
conventionally attractive people have good genes
they could have done this with a black woman and i would still not be mad because it's blindingly obvious that this isn't about her race, it's about her having great tits

Put 5000 into TQQQ Friday. Wish I had put more. Orange Man can't kill this economy. I might even like to see a proper crash and stack some divvies, but it's like incumbent on me to keep buying leveraged retard-strength purchases whenever they dip in this economy. Maybe I'll fomo in even harder today.
>>60736663
Unironically the Halloween industry is one of the fastest growing sectors in the USA right now. There's massive booms both in corporate chains (Spirit, big box stores) and in independent entities. Also the popularity of escape rooms means that Haunted Houses and shit can run year round, not just seasonally, and kitschy themed events, spooky aesthetics, a bit of morbidity are all really popular. I dream of working in the Halloween industry so I'm a knower, but even with all this good news you need to work hard and get lucky to earn a middle class income flogging thrills in October. That's why I need to get rich here first before I fuck off to a pumpkin patch

>>60737079
kek how can you be this stupid

>>60737074
I'm okay with tariffs on India they should also reduce the H1B cap or get rid of it altogether

>>60737101
They need to make it illegal to hire Indians in India to do work in America.

libtards get butthurt over any mention of "nature" having any sort of effect on development rather than solely "nurture" because you can logically apply it to certain racial differences and how it might explain, say, a propensity for violence or low impulse control. that is why the "genes"/jeans pun makes them so mad

>>60737095
>i wouldn't care because i'm not a schizo who makes everything about race
But the ad did, so what's your point?
>I'm not the schizo who makes everything about race
>while the ad is potentially making everything about race
Literal "n-no you"

>>60737091
This is "obese"

Has there ever been a shareholder base so subservient to the CEO as TSLA? They're begging to pay him a larger compensation package while sales and profits are plunging.

>>60737099
It is like all the market worries on Friday are gone. WHY?

>>60737095
>obvious that this isn't about her race
No, it was about the colour blue

>>60737108
>But the ad did
no it didn't
"genes" doesn't mean race unless you're a schizo
there are plenty of mayoids who DON'T have good genes

>>60737080
in the 0.0001 point font it says Apple is excluded. Get some new glasses anon!

>>60737107
mention jewish intelligence or black athleticism to a rightoid and see how they react, then you'll see who is really insecure and butthurt.

>>60737111
what's with those scratches on her stomach?

>>60737119

https://youtu.be/YzVYyDehMUY?si=OhR2HmVNF5jQTX1a

ok retard

>>60736980
Just pay it off then you can invest an extra $728 per month. Not having debt is it's own reward, and minmaxing gains usually is more headache than it's worth.

>>60737117
Market being fake and gay aside, you're supposed to buy puts when the market is exuberant, not when it's already shidding and farding itself
Or just stop gambling on options

>>60737117
We literally told you on Friday that it was the generational bottom and it was time to buy in because the dip was based around just some bad numbers from the BLS that ALWAYS PUBLISH BAD NUMBERS. Clearly the biggest slurpable nothingburger on the planet. Sorry you lost.

why are we dumping?

>>60737130
She was probably laying on her stomach in a beach chair. Mfers can't intuit for shit

>>60737050
>mate
shut the fuck up limey you don't get to have opinions

>>60737131
you have to be in some kind of bubble to think this is controversial
attractive people have good genes and that remains true regardless of their race

I farted and shidded.

Should I buy figma now?

>>60737151
She's a 5/10.

>>60737151
Be nice we probably only have a few months before 4chan is banned bc think of the children

>>60737128
unlike leftists, rightwingers don't bury their heads in the sand to deny observable reality, so i doubt they would be offended by commenting on the demographic makeup of an apehoop game

We're fucking pumpin

>>60737142
we aren't

>>60737162
buy ligma instead

>>60737142
Who is this "we"? I'm up 2% right now and I don't short anything.

>>60737165
she's more like an 8/10 if you count her tits

>>60737130
Likely a beach chair

Sydney Sweeney is a 4/10
Billie eilish is 6/10

>>60737139
I only wish it dumped even more just to slurp even harder.

>>60737167
Literally every time somebody brings up blacks build muscle easier
>MUH STRONGMAN

>>60737173
her tits aren't that big and rare

>>60737183
they don't have to be huge to be nice tits

>>60737180
Without exception. Do it on /pol, do it now.

Say blacks are stronger or muscle-building.

>>60736927
How did the United States go from George Washington to this in a mere 200 years? How?

>>60737167
>rightwingers don't bury their heads in the sand to deny observable reality
Really? After trump fired the labor statistician because it made him look bad?

>>60737180
blacks are better at running and whites are better at lifting
asians are better at math
indians are better at eating cow feces

Might buy Uber, don't really know what else to buy

Buy HGRAF on the OTC.

>>60737192
Crash in governmental trust during the 70s leading to increasing cult of personality politics

Another day in this glorious Empire.

>>60737192
The industrial revolution and its consequences are a hell of a drug.

>>60737207
I own a couple of OTC stocks but none of them are Canadian microcaps. You're gonna have to convince me.

>>60737196
How about SBSW?

>>60737209
Never noticed the flag uses commie colors lol. Praise be chairman Ronald McDonald!

Won an eBay auction I didn't think I was going to win and now I have to pay for it

>>60737209
God bless the glorious Empire of Burgerstan!

>>60737212
Watch this short video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLxQI8RCXjc

>>60737252
What was it?

i swung NEGG from 64 to 65 now its down to 56 might try again

>>60737259
I just looked them up and according to r*ddit they own the patent for the #1 best method of producing high-quality graphene and are planning to list on NASDAQ next year.
May actually be a big find, holy shit.

>>60737245
>Take the colors of communism
>Put them on your biggest signs of capitalism
>Everyone now associates them more with burgers and soda
Unironically one of the most based things the Americans ever did

>>60737252
I hate when that happen
2 am drunk ebaying is dangerous

how the hell did UPS tank so bad? it was a darling like 2 years ago

Joby bros, we $vtol today

>>60737252
good, I have a position in ebay

>decide to look at TSLL chart randomly
>it just bounced after a turbodump
sometimes things just work out

>>60737096
It's also funny that the worlds biggest Halloween industry tradeshow/convention is called "Transworld" and it has fucking nothing to do with transgenders. Just sweet animatronics and fog machines everywhere. Squatting on that name.

>>60737272
They said they didn't need the Amazon contract.....LOL LMAO

>>60737252
I hate ebay auctions. They always felt so fake because of bots sniping. It's okay as a marketplace I guess.

>>60737263
A bunch of old computer and video game magazines that I really don't need

Why do people invest in S&P500 when the real gains are only in tech?

>>60737272
>We can make up the Amazon contract with USAID money
They should be redder.

>>60737283
Oof kek
>>60737281
I was always paranoid that people could just run up the bid themselves on a alternative account. If they somehow win they just relist it and keep it going till someone pays a premium for it

>>60737266
yeah, it's been flying on the radar, reason it's pumped 5x last couple of weeks is because a former Sprott executive picked it up and started hyping it to his friends...

if HGRAF wins a US defense contract, this goes to $250b mcap very fast

>>60737283
lol

>>60737290
holy fuck are they that retarded? can they ever do business with amazon again?

>>60737289
less volatility

Anyone else not buying this pump? I would like to increase my position but I don't want to increase my risk (calls) thinking this is over. Could be a great buying opportunity but the stock I typically buy has been staying kinda flat and in a range since early July.

I'm being priced out of beef and it's pissing me off

>AMD earnings tomorrow
What's the play?

What fuckery caused this ASML 10x on December 21st last year

>>60737296
>if HGRAF wins a US defense contract, this goes to $250b mcap very fast
1000x lmao

>>60737328
Picrel for those without The Sight

>>60737331
It sounds insane, but that's what my model is showing. Do your own research. Only downside I can see right now is a hostile takeover.

>>60737355
>my model
Can you elaborate?

>>60737289
It's silly. Even I, a dividend pussy, am starting to rotate my JEPI positions into JEPQ. Gotta play the game, boy. Tech is so gigatarded strong that buying a boomer indices just feels like a form of suicide.

I bought the dip so early last week that I’m hardly breaking even at this point. There’s still so much juice to squeeze.
Buy more.

>>60737292
>I was always paranoid that people could just run up the bid themselves on a alternative account. If they somehow win they just relist it and keep it going till someone pays a premium for it
I don't know if it's still viable but I used to do that for a buddy. Our plan was if I ever accidentally won he'd just cancel and relist it.

>>60737359
>buying a boomer indices just feels like a form of suicide.
Suicide erases all your debt instantly, so it's still faster.

>>60737361
Some faggot put ann expensive item on there and I won the bid which only went up to $40.
Then they didn’t honor the bid, refunded me, and relisted it with the bid starting at like $300.

>>60737309
Amazon was working on shedding them anyways, they expedited their own demise

>>60737361
Anon that's fraud....

i want those CRDL reports on my desk ASAP

I think I want to get out of my apple position desu

Full port UNHG

Imagine buying FIG at over $140 last week....

>>60737358
Hyperion units can be built and deployed in 3-6 months and capex $500-600k per unit, and produce 25 tons per year, with a $200k min net profit per ton.
Pays back capex in an 44 days of operation. Current contract pipeline with 60+ companies not including US DoD could result in 10,000 tons in the first year, and as much as 100,000 tons in 7-10 years. Their patent expires in 2036, so got a 10 year exclusive.

10000 * $200k = $2 billion with a PE of 40 results in $80 billion mcap. Throw in a defense contract or two for use in body armor or ballistic glass or some other major application, and quadruple the mcap.

Without defense, it could hit a trillion mcap in maybe 10 years or less.

I'm tempted to short American eagle

>>60737410
>Pays back capex in an 44 days of operation
that sounds too good to be true

I opened a hims iron condor. The iv is nuts

>>60737411
Genuinely silly levels of contrarianism. They just got their biggest piece of media attention in over a decade and the cultural pendulum has swung to also having republicans support performative brandshit instead of just democrats doing it.

My account just went from -20,000 to +3000 in less than four hours. ...no stress

back up over a milly again

I'm stuck in 6 figure hell, $1,000.00

>>60737437
We both gained almost the same today. Fingers crossed until closed.

>>60737410
you seem to know a lot. why didn't this industrial process get handled in the normal way, why OTC? why has it been under the radar for so long? i'm suspicious.

I'm less than 0.1% away from hitting my all time high from before the 1st. Starting to think that was just start of the month profit taking under the guise of a panic selloff.

>>60737449
I did a deep dive to know if I wanted to risk big chunk of my portfolio. Think it's taken a while to get going due to engineering challenges and/or strategy (they originally wanted to license out the Hyperion units). Graphene was a meme last decade in the mid 2010s and kind of faded out since no one could produce lots of it at scale, so probably hard to attract VC funding. Canadian resource sector private equity picked it up.

I love how Trump's economy doesn't fail it just goes on sale every other week. Imagine how much money the bears have lost betting against Trump.

>>60737460
How much are you in for?

>>60737455
All "profit taking" is inherently panicanism. What do you do with the profit once you take it?

>>60737460
hm. believable.

>>60737427
Trumps tweets have like a 48 hour life cycle in relevancy then people realize oh right this companies products are actually shit

>>60737464
>What do you do with the profit once you take it?
Hookers and blow?

>>60737449
NTA but I plan to go.balls deep in commodities after this next big swing trade hits either this week or next.

>>60737462
Currently 11% of my portfolio, although my average price is a bit lower at around $0.65. Will be adding on any major pullbacks between now and NASDAQ listing (added on last week's pullback) as long as I have dry powder.

Dropped 1k into BMNR at open and already make $30 dollars.

wow i guess value investing does work

CXDO and IDN i bought on friday theyre working out
i didnt buy TPCS or VTSI and those are good too

If FIG closes today even lower than it is now would it be a smart move to buy monthly otm calls right before close or am I retarded

>>60737331
>HGRAF
woman CEO?

>>60736980
Invest the money bro, 2k to finance that amount for three years is absolutely nothing. Who fucking cares

>>60737513
Don't worry about that look at the patent

>>60737375
Lol that's happened to me, seller's remorse. He shouldn't have started the bidding so low, or put a reserve. One time a seller told me he coincidentally dropped and broke an item while he was packing it up so he had to cancel on me.

Lunch over. Spy pump to 633

>>60737207
After its up by like 300%?

>>60737513
The inventor is legit, and she was his student when she did her masters in material science.

>>60737517
>Don't worry about that look at the patent
I am watching an interview with her, not sure of her leadership/CEO ability. It takes one retard to destroy a promising company.

>Green day
>Deadmarket
Classic

Ath by this month
Well over 7k EoY

-Tom Lee

>>60737494
u slurped good

>>60737527
See >>60737410

This stock is going to be like AXON (which created tasers), only on a much faster timescale.

>>60737192
Everything he said checks out though.

Damn look at JOBY

>>60737515
Because he can put the $728 per month toward investments, so it isn’t saving $2000, it’s saving $28000 in the same amount of time.

So we are just ignoring Friday.

>>60737437
what do you own brother

I'm buying so much Berkshire right now. Tech trainnies will seethe and dilate.

ATTENTION APPL IS FARDING AND SHIDDING

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!

>>60737546
No one's ignoring Friday stupid Bobo. That was one of the best slurps last month. Did you forget to buy the dip AGAIN?

>>60737539
Yeah, I never get why people try to minmax to the level. It's usually not worth the hassle

>>60737553
apple is too focused on ai when they should be focused on inventing things to put ai into (like waifubots)

>>60737565
I'd like to have an Applecar.

I didn't know that the great grandpa of Armie Hammer (the cannibal) was the boss of Occidental Petroleum for 30+ years.

Anyway what did Warren see in this thing?
It's been going sideways for years.

What do we think about UUUU? I found it here and my brother said I deserve to be poor for listening to you lot.

>>60737546
Bears get FUCKED

>>60737588
amongst stocks it's a big guy

>>60737513
Them eyes be givin me Elizabeth Holmes flashbacks n shieeeet

Have you ever seen an index like this?

It's an EU country.
Lost decade? More like lost quarter of a century (and counting).

>>60737553
>>60737565
Apple is stuck in a rock and a hard place with AI because they built their entire business around privacy and AI is the exact opposite of privacy.

>>60737602
Remember to thank God every day that you weren't born Greek.

>>60737607
I thank him for being born Greek.

>>60737602
gyat that chart do be bussin like my unc

>>60737579
divvies, probably. It's kind of funny how adamant he is against Berkshire ever dealing them out, but it's portfolio is extremely into yield-maxxing stocks. Makes sense given his strategy, but still, it's pretty humorous.

Did you know: all European ETFs are domiciled in Ireland because Ireland has a special agreement with the US where the US only withholds 15% of dividends instead of 30%?
For "Accumulating" European ETFs these dividends are automatically reinvested into the fund, so it never leaves Ireland and thus only the 15% tax is paid.
For "Distributing" European ETFs, the dividends go into investor pockets who each get taxed depending on country, usually 30% withheld by the US.

Imagine if Trump just pulled the plug on this.

>>60736980
Offer them 19k

>>60737632
Aren't there many more much better and cheaper dividend paying oil and gas companies?

>>60736980
What was the interest rate?

>>60737632
>It's kind of funny how adamant he is against Berkshire ever dealing them out
I've never understood why.

>>60737665
This, hard to make a suggestion without knowing the interest rate. If it's low invest the cash instead.

back to SPX ath's by EOW

Bobos are 'value investors ' (bagholders)

USAR or TMC or METC

Fuck, marry, kill.

>>60737632
It's the same thing like with revenue. When you start paying out dividends, there is an expectation,

https://youtu.be/BzAdXyPYKQo?si=eVMR5p9p9_ON47dx

>>60737635
>implying Trump would ever disobey his fenian masters
he's nothing but a sassenach puppet, just like all of our politicians.

The people who brought you this...

>>60737742
... have launched a new company today.

I would not be surprised to see a short squeeze given that everyone "expects" them to go to shit.
Followed immediately afterwards by the most dilutive stock offering you've seen in your life.

Just buy VOOG every week simple as

>>60737712
ok that's cool and all, just give me an irish redhead cutie

>>60737742
Uh. So is that like massive share dilution, and then like 100 reverse splits?

>>60737760
Yes

>>60737753
are you in vogue aswell?

>>60737742
>>60737751
>market halt
God fucking dammit let me have the JUICE

>>60737765
so their business model is hoping people won't scroll to the left in those types of charts. fascinating.

>>60737751
>down 50% on day one
tech stock this is not

>>60737772
I think they might be trapping algos, because there is a solid underlying business that does generate profits so the stock looks ridiculously undervalued.

I doubt a real human looks at that and puts money into it.

>>60737757
alright, enjoy the irish glowie handler who'll manipulate you into shooting-up a synagogue and further drive a wedge between us Anglo-saxons and our greatest allies, the Jews.
>>60737742
>>60737751
what is it about shipping companies that cause this psychotic amount of price manipulation?

>damn SE games have really become shitty now a days
>even XIV basically killed itself by outsourcing the story to literal trannies
>get confused as to how japs can act uncharacteristically un jap
>look up the board of directors
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

>>60737742
How do you lose that much money while owning and operating actual real tanker ships

>>60736980
spend $25480 on 1DTE puts on some meme that is going to release earnings like palantir and then come back with 20 cars and pay your debt, faggot Just stop being poor

>>60737786
Imagine her yelling Free Palestine, DAYUM.

>SES
Mistyped a ticker name and stumbled upon a random AI shitcoin stock that's pumping today

Fuck CRDL where is the data

Is it hubris of me to assume that Nvda will make it past $200 before any pull back?

Day 425 of me reminding myself I should have bought CLS.

>>60737821
The same could be said for SBSW

>>60737827
kek

>>60737827
I think it's time to unironically buy SBSW

>>60737792
SE hasn't ever been good. They were good as Square and Enix but the merger killed the soul of both companies. They've been milking the IPs from before the merger ever since.

>>60737792
Squeenix has been a western company for at least a decade.

>>60737792
Wow, that wikipedia article. What a suspicious person

Hey, at least NEO TWEWY was surprisingly good

>>60737792
>now a days
It's been dogshit for almost two decades. Their only decent products recently are remasters of classic SNES and PS1 games.

>>60737000
But how does he know?
Praise the ESS emm gee oracle. Long may he live.

>>60737861
>Their only decent products recently are remasters of classic SNES and PS1 games.
FF8 and FF9 hold a special place in my gaming history.

make new plis

>>60737868
>>60737861
I've been playing FF8 recently. Very stylish game but extremely weird progression.

>>60737757
Idk why exactly but this phenotype activates my fucking almonds.

Bayhorse silver, ticker BHS

>>60737883
>Very stylish game but extremely weird progression.
It's clearly a rushed game but I like it nonetheless. I like breaking it.

>>60737887
If you're Germanic it's extremely likely that your ancestors raped her ancestors.

>>60737888
Oh are we back to this shit already? 2022 II: Electric Boogaloo

>>60737890
It does seem like one of those games where you can spend 100+ hours spreadsheeting your stats to the cap.

>>60737742
>$1000 Trillion MCAP in 1999
Huh. What shipping routes are they running, the outer planets and Proxima Centauri?

>>60737888
of all the penny scams back then, bayhorse, cielo, mutant fish, genius, microvision, workhorse

only ai dashcams have prevailed in smg!!!!

>>60737891
Furthest back I know of is Normandy in the 1200s but probably the same either way.

>>60737888
holy penny stock, batman

>>60737895
that's $1000T per share

>>60737894
No need to. It's already figured out. FF8 is easy to optimize. FF9 is damn near impossible to 100% because Excalibur II is only available for speedrunners and that'll just require sacrificing some game time. The TAS alone cuts it close.

>>60737887
Probably because it’s so exotic and gorgeous. Almost ethereal.
Crazy how I view attractive ginger women like that but I’m quite repulsed by a ginger male.

>>60737902
I didn't really mean doing the math yourself but just grinding according to a spreadsheet.
I found myself grinding in the desert outside of Galbadia on Disc 1 last night just to get Mug a little faster and realized I've got the hooks in me.

>>60737900
The penny scams that smg shills have market caps so small that I could personally pump and dump them.

Rapefreezone

>>60737908
I have the same response to half asians

>>60737899
You can trace your ancestry back to 13th century Normandy? Are you English nobility? You should have something better to do with your money than buying penny stocks...

>>60737914
Please stop anon, I'm in the office.

Anyone else holding cash for the inevitable dip?

>>60737900
Holy shit you're right, must be a Galaxy-wide operation!

>>60737922
ye,ok

>>60737914
That ear is weird though.

>>60737712
Seems pretty based to me. I, for one, welcome our soulless ginger overlords.

SPY 700 EOM

>>60737925
I am about 60% cash right now. I do not trust this market.

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>>60737959
>>60737959
>>60737959

>>60737920
Nta but I found a link of my own to English nobility. The strodes.
My family is not wealthy though, the ones im descendant from left England for America as they supported the losing side of the English civil war.

>>60737967
>they supported the losing side of the English civil war.
that's rough, particularly since the monarchists won in the end

>>60736709
Literally me except my savings are like 40k USD, sitting on my IBK acc. Come on, a little scandal like epstein files? Trump being impeached or something? Please I just want to go all in during a relatively big dip buyin vanguard world etfs and forgetting about it for the next few decades

can someone explain to me, a retard, why i shouldnt put 10k into ASML? Feels like a safe bet. It might not go to the moon but I dont see it do anything but rise long term

>>60736700
And I closed all my rgti positions at open lmao

>>60737792
>Mika
Wood nut in cider.