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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Zoomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous: >>60737959

Blursed thread, bad omen.


Approach markets with caution tomorrow.

this is a really shitty bake

>>60739283
>NVO earnings is this week
oh
should I close my position

>>60739283
Thanks for improving it with earnings ^^

>>60739283
FubuTV chads ww@

New Robinhood IPO.

>>60739331
>more cryptoslop
oh this is going to 5x

>>60739283
so which of these won't shit the bed?

PLTR is going negative tomorrow. Its earnings beat only sputtered up a meager 4% AH. Call holders will be crushed by IV and theta. It is unironically over.

I can only buy one more share for my roth IRA before I hit my 10% limit (I like to keep at least 10% in cash). Despite being late, will just one of NVDA see me through in addition to the eight I have of VOO, QQQ, and eighty of SCHD so far?

>>60739283
>Duolingo spiking in May
What the fuck happened?

PLTR and RKLB are making my portfolio look nightmareishly green.
I don't want to pay more gains taxes again to my whore govt, but these valuations are making me nervous. I've never used options before, but I want some puts now just in case I get rugpulled. I strictly want insurance, no gambling. What strike price would you recommend for PLTR, and what expiration?

>>60739370
I didn't even know Duolingo was public.

The market is straight bussin' unc, fr fr, sheesh.

>>60739418
Later this week we should revisit last week's lows, possibly go a little lower for a full 5%-6% correction. But then we go to SPY 700 by end of year.

>>60739331
>Robinhood
>live in europe

>>60739433
When your portfolio is as big as mine, you'll be able to travel like me too.

>>60739370
May was when the Duolingo CEO came out and said they were an AI-first company and basically said translators are fucking worthless compared to the computing gods. Stock shot up immediately afterward along with a lot of seethe on the Duolingo subr*ddit

SOXL +12% tomorrow?

>>60739430
Unc take your heart pills and go to bed fr.

>HGRAF bull run today was during a holiday in Canada
>so it was all OTC trading with huge volume
this stock is going to be big

>Fed's Daly: We may do fewer than two rate cuts. The more likely thing is we need to do more.

>Fed's Daly: Every meeting going forward is live for thinking about policy adjustments.

>Fed's Daly: On the July Fed decision, I was willing to wait another cycle, but we can't wait forever.

>>60739478
>>60739490
line go up even higher tomorrow

>Brazil's Finance Minister Haddad: I may talk with US Treasury Secretary Bessent this week.

>>60739499
yup
inflationary financing is back on the table

>>60739471
its kinda funny ai can render the gayest pornos but it can't do translations right. the videos feel like black magic compared to translations which are well defined in printed dictionaries

>Brazil's Finance Minister Haddad: US levies on Brazil were implemented for political reasons.

>>60739236
Whatever the fuck customers want. Spying on journalists, customers, employees, foreigners, terrorists, etc etc. Emails, social media posts, news articles, government statements and appearances, telegram and signal posts, et cetera et cetera.

>>60739255
Based, make it a big eye with a magnifying glass.

>>60739261
I know.

>Brazil's Finance Minister Haddad: We have never left the negotiating table with the US, and we will not do so until there is an agreement on the horizon.

>>60739331
Should I toss 10k into it and see what happens? I missed out on swinging figma (figma balls lmao)

>>60739477
Yes. I think we'll continue to stair step up, running through highs, followed by 31-68% corrections, rinse and repeat. Load on the dips.

>Brazil's Finance Minister Haddad: We are not working with a specific date.

>Brazil's Finance Minister Haddad: We can make cooperation agreements with the US to produce more efficient batteries, we have critical minerals and rare earths.

>>60739519
Try to get approved for a personal loan tonight and get them to deposit the cash into your brokerage.

WHY STOP WASTING MY MONEY YOU DUMB FUCK

>>60739528
Why would I take out a loan? I have the cash already in my brokerage

>Brazil's Finance Minister Haddad: We don't want only China or the European Union to invest in Brazil, we want the US to invest too.

>Fed's Daly: Two rate cuts this year still seem to be an appropriate amount of recalibration.

>>60739519
You can still buy FIG puts if you want to ride it down.
Otherwise buy HGRAF.

>Fed's Daly: Comfortable with the Fed's July decision, less comfortable in making that same decision again and again.

>>60739541
sounds like don got more firings to do

>Fed's Daly: Still a lot of uncertainty over whether a September rate cut would be appropriate.

>>60739548
can he fire Fed presidents?

>Fed's Daly: The job market is not precariously weak, but it is softening, and further softening would be unwelcome.

>Fed's Daly: We can't wait to be certain there is no inflation persistence, need to make a call based on what's most likely.

>>60739556
just get the cia to figure it out. they know how to handle stuff like this

>Fed's Daly: I'm seeing no indication of persistent tariff effect on inflation.

>>60739564
lmao

>>60739564
But anon! They’re not allowed to operate domestically!

>>60739331
>BLSH
Bullish, or Bullshit?

>Fed's Daly: The time is nearing for rate cuts, may need more than two - Reuters
https://www.reuters.com/business/feds-daly-says-time-is-nearing-rate-cuts-may-need-more-than-two-2025-08-04/

>>60739575
That's yet to be determined, anon.

>>60739574

is $FIG going out of business?

>Libya's National Oil Corporation: We signed a memorandum of understanding with oil major Exxon Mobil after a decade of activity halt in Libya -Statement.

>>60739566
"Its probably just transitory inflation bro"
Great yeah, never been down this road before. Inflation has been a problem for SIX YEARS STRAIGHT, how is this so difficult for them? They have two (2) fucking numbers they have to pay attention to and they astoundingly make the wrong decision EVERY single meeting, it's statistically incredible really, that they could be wrong so many times in a row

>>60739581
The ticker just opens it up for both to be correct.

>>60739283
Forgot to buy Pfe before close, whoops

>>60739589
figma balls lmao

>>60739331
will buy. in hindsight $RDDT was a layup of an IPO. dunno what i was thinking by not buying.

>>60739592
realistically the entire FOMC commission could be replaced by AI

>>60739574
just outsource it to a mexican cartel. no one will suspect a thing

>US CFTC Acting Chairman Pham announced the CFTC will launch an initiative for trading spot crypto asset contracts listed on CFTC-registered futures exchange.

>>60739589
It just had an IPO.

>NASA Administrator Duffy to announce A nuclear reactor on the moon - Politico.

>>60739603
That worthless herd of ball gargling niggers could be replaced by a pile of horse shit, which would technically have more computation power than the sum total of their "brains"

>>60739617
>A nuclear reactor on the moon
but why

>Hong Kong purchases HK$6.429 billion to defend currency peg

Whx the did market pump after close?

>>60739617
UUUU earnings are on Thursday. Meanwhile, graphene will reduce weight and launch costs of industrial components. You want some HGRAF.

POW is delaying rate cuts just to piss trump off at this point

>>60739619
kek exactly

>>60739622
Because Chyna has already announced they are building one.

>The State Department may require travelers entering the U.S. from certain countries to post a bond of up to $15,000, a move aimed at deterring foreigners from overstaying their visas

I can give you a shitpost, if you want.

>>60739622
It's the most stable form of energy for lunar bases

>>60739636
>>60739631
why are we building lunar bases
when did that happen

>>60739629
same reason he delayed the rate hikes a few years ago, he's just a moron

>>60739626
SPY is hitting 800 this year and the sooner you stop trying to reason about things the sooner you'll understand the financial landscape of the 2020s

>>60739632
the entire west should ban travel from most of the world anyways

>>60739638
The policy shift happened back with the creation of the Space Force, but I guess things will start heating up now.

Watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsPLmb6gAdw

https://www.livescience.com/space/space-exploration/russia-and-china-announce-plan-to-build-shared-nuclear-reactor-on-the-moon-by-2035-without-humans

>>60739638
the space race never ended

>Australia 3-year yield falls 13bps in catch-up following bank holiday

>>60739283
I agree

Look at that, lmao. Less volume than the green day at the top, but 3x the % gain. BrVtal.

should i keep any cash holding sitting in a roth ira or put it all in some stable stock/etf

>>60739430
>we will go down because we just have to ok?!?

>>60739418
fr fr

>>60739666
you should donate your money to the church of Satan

>>60739472
no

>>60739666
having cash can be prudent, i am still bullish but the market is admittedly expensive (hence why big names like MSFT are pulling back almost immediately after spectacular earnings), BUT that doesnt mean there aren't opportunities still to buy

i had some cash ready on friday that was nice, quick +5-10% swing on those slurps, not sure if i should go back to a prudent cash position or not
if i decide to be risk averse and go back to 30% cash or something, at least i got inflation accounted for on that portion for the next year

question is how much stock/etf do you already have, and do you have a good chunk already in defensive stocks

>>60739680
the US already donates plenty of money to Israel

why did I short

>>60739660
Its okay because its Australia, so down is up.

>>60739533
thanks for playing

I have 25k in cash but I know the SECOND I invest it the market will implode. FUCK THIS GAY BULLRUN IT CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

you guys are probably gonna want to hedge

>>60739702
kek

>>60739664
That's because the dumps are institutional investors making an actual measured decision to de-risk on something, while all the pumping is retail investors smashing that market buy button with $100 of capital at a time

>>60739696
It has truly become just a losing game. They fake jobnumbers for two months against your bets.
Then the real numbers get out, cause a 1 day dump that get reversed on the next trading day after a weekend.
What did you say? Maybe the newest report with +70k could also get revised, maybe even into negative? Naaaaah.

>>60739626
because line goes up

>>60739673
See you tomorrow.

>>60739666
you should have some dry powder yes

>>60739684
Well I disagree!

>>60739696
because you still believe the US won't finance their debt with money printing for some reason

>>60739712
My name is Tyler Durden, aka ZeroHedge.

>>60739622
Nuclear elements are the most energy-dense fuels in existence, by several order of magnitude. I wonder how they could be advantageous to space operarions.

>>60739711
you will FOMO back in at some point

>>60739712
hedge for what?

>>60739649
To the moon. Literally.

>>60739719
exactly
retail market participation is at all time highs

>>60739739
It's nothing that convoluted. It's very simple. Stock market participation is hitting new records every year. Demand is going up so prices are going up. Retail investors don't know what earnings are or how to even look them up, or any other fundamental for that matter, nor do they care. Most normies still believe "investing in a company" means giving money to that company to help them succeed or something, they literally don't even understand what's happening when they buy stock, where that stock comes from, where their money goes, or how the price is decided. How can an asset class depreciate when such an unshakeable contingent of retards has embraced it?

>>60739721
thanks for playing

AMD

>>60739331
Got in FIG IPO and immediately sold. What’s the likelihood of Robinhood allowing me to get in on this IPO? Was able to request no problem

>>60739732
oh shit you drew an arrow in a chart?
it's over

>>60739737
I mean it will go up but by 12%?
I don't think so lol

>>60739761
kek

>>60739767
Thanks for replying (one at a time)

>>60739765
I agree that a lot of this rally is being driven by insane dumb retail participation
I just don't think this explains the whole thing, future (projected) US fiscal policy is certainly having an impact on asset valuations

>>60739787
you're welcome anon

>>60739765
>Retail investors don't know what earnings are or how to even look them up, or any other fundamental for that matter, nor do they care.
ffs look at whats actually going on the big companies, they are printing money and still growing fast
look who are JUST starting to get into ai shit

there are new solutions that basically allow a company to have the same productivity with 10 people nowadays when they used to need almost 300 people (geospatial intelligence companies), or products that cost like $2m a year and save the customer >$20m per year from fraudulent claims + new revenue sources (my lovely ai dashcams), or new products that are needed agianst increasing fraud aided by ai (i bought IDN on friday for example for this, solutions that cost a customer $5m/year but protect against dozens of millions in fraud), or ai telecommunications, more and more people wont even bother outsourcing to india anymore and frankly an ai robot will prob perform better,
very simple shit, not even gonna get into ai coding or ai build-a-protein because fraankly those are a bit too farfetched imo, im focusing more on straightforward solutions that are already producing value and profit (my favourite being ai dashcams because a single vehicle with a dozen video would have quite literally millions of camera footage hours every year to monitor, eventually that applies to cctv too, ai data centers basically becomes a cheap way to achieve big brother surveillance without having to hire and pay a million humans)
i am NOT going to buy NVDA even if all the big megacaps are rushing to get data centers up and running, NVDA will still go up, maybe +30% who knows i dont care because there will be many opportunities downstream that will be going 2x or 4x by end of 2026 and ive made my bets

>>60739741
Woke Liberals Melt Down Over Blah Blah Tabloid Slop Blah Blah Trump Fourth Dimensional Chess
>>60739757
potential downies. it could get very downie.
>>60739793
right but everybody has been getting busy the past two months pricing that in and as of last wednesday is short vix again

>>60739812
>and as of last wednesday is short vix again
yeah you're right
not a good sign

>>60739471
>>60739394
So I ought to get at least one share of NVDA now before it breaks $200? Because I'm otherwise unable to contribute to the IRA until next year.

>>60739626

>zerohedge

Why did I buy 1500 shares of DJT

>>60739831
>chasing a +11% gain
wtf lol there are shit that already went up +10% since friday
IWM hasnt recovered yet, the smallcaps that augment ai the best in their business are going to be going 2x-4x next year, THEN we can start talking about an ai bubble forming and even then this might just be the end of 1996 not even end of 1999 yet. People were calling the dotcom a bubble as early as 1996 but in the end it didnt even crash down back to 1996 levels when it finally started dipping from end of 1999. If you're too early you miss out on a lot

hint, if bubble pops they usually start from q4 when earnings start shitting the bed. the beautiful trick of hiding all the losses/expenses until the end of the year, i'll definitely be trimming heavily by q3 of 2026, will have to reassess how bearish to be at that point and if there's still value picks to go with

>>60739850
Do you have a mirror to confirm you're a retard?

>>60739850
because you're a moron

>>60739853
>>60739857
Correction, its because I'm smart. It will be $19 by eow. My average is 16.90.

>>60739870
we'll see

>>60739873
It has consistently moved between 16 and 20 for a couple months now. Theres zero chance itll go below 16, because trump wouldnt let that happen.

>>60739772
Dod you at least all in to maximize your gains should they ban you from buying into anymore IPO's? Or was that too high risk on the chamce it just dumped?

>>60739772
>>60739931
How does that work? I haven't used Robinhood in almost a decade.

>>60739747
>I wonder how they could be advantageous to space operarions.
You'll want plutonium radioisotopic thermoelectric generators in that instance. The US is running out of that fuel for long-term space missions.

>>60739477
>this stock is going to be big
only if they can produce and sell. Developing and testing in one thing, but large scale production and distribution for sales is another. Sell some on large spikes to lock in gains.

Did anybody else buy HIMS puts today?

>>60739477
>330m market cap
why do u guys bu y this garbage with no revenues and ignore ai dashcams when it was 50m market cap with 30m+ revenue and pe 8 at that point
it'll hit 150m revenue with eps 0.1

>>60739331
>get into figma ipo
>sell immediately
>"NO, BUT YOU'LL BE PENALIZED"
>see this new one
>click on it
>"yes sir how much would you like to buy sir"
lol lmao

Americans actually are Nazis. How is the concept of Aryans as the Masterrace that much different to saying "Jews are God's/the chosen people".

>>60739931
Does it even matter? If you go all in and it sucks and dumps you lose money but you put 1000 bucks in and it 4xes in a day you just made 3k for nothing. If robinhood doesn't like it then who cares, it's stupid as fuck anyway.

>>60739870
But why

>>60739993
See, that poster's image confirms my assumption>>60739992

>>60739852
Keep in mind I'm doing this for my future self. My insistence on whole shares and my annual salary being below even 40k means no brokerage account. It might be too much for me to hope that NVDA continues to grow like this for at least 10 years. Just suffering from FOMO is all.

>>60739992
better that than a psychotic self hating european

>>60739543
>Otherwise buy HGRAF.
she makes a couple good points in her interview

wtf is that pump

>>60740005
That cat is actually buddhist.

My dark secret is that I got fucked on GME back in the day, and have been too traumatized and risk-adverse to make any of it back. I've mostly sat on cash since then. It's cost me so much, but the market is so high right now. How do I get over it bros? I'm tired of kicking myself over it every time I open my account

>>60739511
Give it two more years. Few foresaw local video generation being a thing, even if they're tiny clips.

>>60739645
I stupidly sold that upon realizing that having both SPY and VOO are redundant. Is senior citizen me fucked with just VOO and QQQ?

wtf is that dump

>>60740025
how many dollars did you lose?

now here's a chart

>>60740025
>SPAC chart
Who did you merge with, anon?

>>60740043
Needs more colours.

>>60740028
>Few foresaw local video generation being a thing, even if they're tiny clips.
Most of them are posing and standing simulators. Getting dynamic motion is a real challenge.

>>60740043
My eyes don't hurt, make them neon bright.

>>60739998
Because line go up. Fundamentals dont matter any more and havent for some time.

I didn't even look into the econ. calendar for this week cause it doesn't even matter.

>>60740066
Trumpstock is heavily reliant on Trumpnews though. Personally I think it'll probably go up for a bit next year and then crash when republicans lose the midterms. In the shock scenario where they win though I suppose it'll go the other way.

>futures

>>60740025
>that sharp peak and then violent decline
With your thinking right now you'll fomo in right at the ATH and scream all the way down. The best thing you could do for yourself is stack cash in one of them 4% APY accounts and wait for the next Big One to slowly DCA and not panic sell like a bitch, so in another 5 years you can say "boy I sure am glad that I didn't fuck up this time".

>>60740030
Enough to hurt, but not enough to impact my life significantly. Mostly just gave me a mental block

>>60740053
This particular chart shows best the actual effect on my returns; a simple account value chart can be bandaged by tossing in an equivalent amount of cash. I won't be able to rest easy until this number is green

Any former SPAC's worth buying? I know a lot got beat to hell.

>>60740088
Ah but see, that's what I've been doing for the past 4 years - and that's the problem. It never came. I'm starting to think it never will.

>>60740088
don't forget to invest in your 6.5' ULTRA SKELLY from $HD
I might be investing in HD, they seem to know how to milk that spooky rally

>>60739712
is hedging not just trying time the market? how do you know the crash will happen during the time you hedge, what if it crashes right after you stop hedging?

>>60740077
Im not holding this long term, that would be retarded. Its been swinging between 16 and 20 for months, ive already made a couple thousand swing trading it.

>>60740098
It literally came in 2022, you were just too scared.

>>60740099
What a lanklet

>>60740099
There is a guy near me who has a fucking 18 foot skeleton up year round for the last 2 years because the cunt is too lazy to take it down.

>>60739376
>options
>no gambling
I do not think you understand options

>>60739987
HGRAF has $10m in contracts for next year and they're going to be listed on NASDAQ too
they already have their machine and just need to build more of them
but sure, what's the ticker for ai dashcams?

>>60739987
>ignore ai dashcams
someone trying to dump their bags?

>>60740115
There’s a guy near me that hangs an 8 foot upside down American flag off a tree trunk 10 feet from the road. He lives in a 3 million dollar house. I guess it’s a he. Could be a lesbian couple that’s mad Trump killed their 300k/year dei job. I think America is getting shittier every year but you probably have the pinnacle of comfort if you are doing well enough in the country to afford a house like that

>>60740157
>300k DEI job
Can this be classified as cope?

Oh shit, Tom Lee is bullish. 6500 this month, 7000 EOY. It's over.

>>60740121
Just as well. Options isn't for those who value money.

>>60740170
*7k in 12 months, not EOY

Please Bobo destroy the bulls!

>>60740170
>Tom Lee
From Fundstrat Global?! BASED
NOW ALL WE NEED IS TONY DWYER TO CHIME IN

>>60740179
Another green day tomorrow. Buy calls.

divi cucks should buy bitcoin instead.

>>60740179

>>60740187
Got a time machine?

I am 26, turning 27 on October 28th.
Union worker get paid about $650 a week. 1.5 years till my pension is vested.
Have -$2,900 credit card debt. Stopped drinking today because I can't do this anymore. There are only two ways out and I'd rather be alive and work hard. Have a cowriter and want to produce a comic book, try and merchandise off of it and or draw patreon smut.

My question is, what do I do?

>>60740168
No it's just america after obama.

>>60740187
Is this like MSTY where the ETF loses value to pay you divis?

>>60740212
Yet no one ever calls me back.

>>60740216
yeah though it's accidental side effect of the leverage strategy i think.

>>60740209
>union worker
>650 a week
Lol. Lmao, actually.
Dont go the comic route if your goal is to make money. Do it for yourself, on the side. You will most likely not get rich off that no matter how much effort you put in. Be realistic. Just work hard, pay off that debt, save money wherever you can, and maybe in 15 years your life wont be such a piece of shit. Took me about 8 years to go from 12k debt to about to own my own home. Just hard work and a positive attitude.

>>60740209
pay off your credit card retard
do not expect to make a lot of money on a fucking comic book these days
your odds are better, but still very poor, with fetish porn
the job market is shit and very well may remain so for the rest of your life. do not quit your job

Sex
Sex with Ena

>>60740111
Yeah, I pretty much ignored the markets and didn't touch my account until around the end of 2024 because I didn't want to think about it. Retarded, I know. Guess I'll keep waiting.

>>60740209
Pay off the card ASAP, keep your job, draw smut on the side if you have time

>>60740190

>>60740209
Okay so the first thing you need to know is that there is no money in comics. If you can get a publishing deal that lets you keep the IP, take it. You want to license that shit to Netflix or Amazon.
Second thing you need to know is pay off your fucking credit card.

>>60740209
What kind of union job pays that poorly?
Get a second job and pay off your credit card, and stop wasting money on stupid shit. Save and invest your money now because compound interest is a powerful tool.

>>60740147
no i dumped half but i bought back again when the bought deal happened at $1.20 lol

What are we buying? Genuinely a bit confused about what to buy currently

>>60740264
Buy FIG puts.

>>60740266
Give me a strike price and I'll throw 5k at it

Do you think FNGU is something worth starting a long-term, slowly accumulating position on?

>>60740267
Don't put that much in unless it's a relatively small percentage of your portfolio. Options will blow up your account if you're not careful.
I think the $80 puts are going to go crazy tomorrow. But who knows, it might bounce.

>>60740209
Draw smut

>>60740129
>>60739477
Friend is this your first pennyshit?
The second you think you're gonna make it, they will rugpull you and dilute.
Then reverse split to stay listed.
I will buy like $200 worth of shares at .50 because they do seem interesting, but the whole hodl and buy le dip will not work out for you.

Intel chads....... rip

>>60740271
>they brought back FNGU
kek

>>60740276
I'm not planning to buy dips. I'm going to hold it and watch where it goes.

>>60740277
the only way back for intel was the foundry business. Now the high grade retards at intel want to divest themselves of the only business that would save their bacon. Full on self immolation , except the thing they are protesting is financial success.

>>60740277
Is this going to pump AMD?

>>60739649
Watching Government Policy and Geopolitics is always good. Up about $2000 due to the MP materials stock price jump and sticking with it.

Does anyone have any thoughts on MP, and should I sell to recoup the costs before the inevitable dip?

I'm not meming, can someone push back on this?
I'm about to try it in my Roth.
>Assume a NEET has 20k and wants to grow it as fast as possible, but will rope if there is a significant loss.
I think DIVVIEMAXING is the play for such a person but there are significant problems with yield chasing.
I think I figured out how to combat the NAV erosion problems of yieldmax
Cycling divvies from SPYI + QQQI -> ULTY -> MSTY -> ULTY -> MSTY -> SPYI + QQQI
Then periodically stopping the loop to put all the profits into schd, schg, VOO etc. A stock with either dividend growth or share price growth.
The NEET won't need to worry about tax and the overall portfolio will grow despite the NAV erosion.
I feel like you can snowball 20k into 100k pretty quick and relatively risk controlled in 2-5 years.
If tax is a concern, you only pay it once a year.
So just pull 5% or so a month after it starts properly paying out.

>>60740288
long term? probably. it looks like Intel is done.

short term AMD earnigns are tomorrow after the bell so we'll see what they have to say.

>>60740286
it seems like they cant design or manufacture chips anymore.

>>60740297
I don't understand how this protects you from NAV erosion.

>amzn still dumping
this shit is so fucking gay

>>60740308
it doesnt. all he has to do is double is money 6 times perfectly to hit a million.

>>60740226
>>60740228
>>60740249
>>60740253
>>60740255

I really needed to hear this and I am damned for not asking myself this year's ago, then again I would have fucked it up until I learned a hard lesson.

I'll get that debt paid off in a month and a half, Start saving, stop buying stupid dumb shit, learn and read on investing, money, the right mindset, etc. Keep working my job and work on both the comic and smut when I can, which just arranged to meet every Thursday with my cowriter and get shit done.

How does that sound?

>>60740297
>will rope if there is a significant loss.
so you want to try something stupid in the hopes of a 5x in 2 years but will rope for some undefined loss? You already lost then. goodbye.

>>60740297
selling covered calls limits your upside and doesnt protect your downside.

when you reinvest the divs you were better off buying SPY vs SPYI

>>60740308
Because instead of dripping into the eroding YM stocks you're putting the yield into spyi and qqqi that maintain NAV much better. ULTY pays weekly, msty has about double the yield of qqqi etc so it should be a net positive cycle.
The real maintenance comes from buying proper growth/divvie growth/btc.
This keeps ulty and msty fed so they keep the gibs going while NAV and payout inevitability decrease, but your portfolio won't be net negative like it would be if you were only yield chasing.
A 20k starter should grow exponentially in a few years with this.

>>60740304
which raises the real question, what exactly does intel do again ?
They should have just let the jesus freak finish cooking the last time. This guy seems like he is just out to garage sale assets .

>Wegovy maker Novo hit with investor class action over revenue forecast cut http://reut.rs/4515cLR

>You told us you'll make more money, I won't do my own research, I want a refund

>>60739806
im gonna tell you a little secret.

Greater than half of all this growth is just due to product price increases or the presidents favorite punching back likes to call it "inflation."

Shit is gay and fucked, and eveyrone knows it.

>>60740328
spyi and qqqi will go down if the market goes down. they just dont go up when the market goes up.

>>60740327
You're not wrong, but spyi gives a 10+% yield which you need to keep the engine going. You can buy SPY to maintain portfolio value over time using the divvies.
Being 100% divvie is only at the start

>>60740277
>>60740286
>>60740304
>>60740329
I'm down like 45% on my Intel bags from years ago, should I just cut my losses and bail? It's only a couple hundred dollars but still

>>60740328
I don't think this is going to work.

>>60740329
they need a time machine. didnt they miss mobile and ai? they should have not done that lol.

>>60740341
Yes stocks go down when the market is down....
Although I will say, QQQI seems to be really good at recovery compared to most other CC. Probably all that nvda they hold.

>>60740354
Why not? Asking genuinely.

>>60740344
green-eyed people have a green limbus? (circle around iris)

>>60740362
>buy cc fund
>get divvie
>cycle divvie into spy
>cc fund decline is more than spy returns even with divvie

>>60740324
Is your plan to publish on the web or are you trying to get a deal with Image or Dark Horse or some other indie publisher?
I don't know how hard it is to get a publishing deal in comics but if you can score that it'll be a LOT easier to license to Amazon. Webcomics would obviously give you way more creative control, although a webcomic author I follow has mentioned recently that she's pulling back on nudity a bit to avoid getting trouble from Mastercard. Not that her stuff had tons of nudity in it, but she doesn't want to risk her income over something fairly inconsequential.

>>60740362
Because you're still getting your principle eroded. You haven't addressed that. If you really want to invest in this yieldslop you should just accept it's going to zero and try to ride it out for a few months.

>>60740374
Thats not what I'm doing. CC fund cycles into ulty which cycles into msty, amplifying the output.

>>60740356
if they came out with 1.5nm ahead of competitors they could get all the contracts for apple, samsung and even AMD. They would have legitimate upgrade in technology. Coupled with tariffs they could have made out like gang busters. Now they will just stripped and sold for assets. What an ignominious end for a true American blue chip

>>60740344
>you need the worse plan to fund another worse plan
good luck

>>60740358
you would have more money owning QQQ. its the same as the SPY discussion.

>>60740324
>Keep working my job
dont just work the job, try to maximize it or get a different one if necessary. You may want to stick it out until your are vested, but make you learn and understand what that means in your case, and what if any retirement benefits you have or may qualify for (401k, matching contributions, free medical after 20 years, really anything that is listed as potentially available) and figure out how to maximize it for your situation. Do they pay for school or training, what promotional opportunities are there. Sometimes one pay raise (and keeping your expenses low) allows you to save a lot more faster and if you can invest tax free in a good ETF you will be surprised how fast you can start getting some financial security.

>>60740375
We want to produce a complete first edition and use that as the completed product and try and keep the IP with Amazon or something. Probs could do this in a 3-6 months if I put stylus to screen.

>>60740386
Over time yes. But you need to sell to get it liquid.
What the fuck are you not understanding about NEETING OFF OF DIVVIES.
The whole point is divviemaxing while mitigating NAV erosion.

Bogle and wait! Anything is gambling!

I am not gambling anymore!

I’m a pussy!

>>60740376
the problem is the same, your principle will continue to errode, and market volatility will destroy your "cycling".
you are better off gambling, rather than trying to perfectly time multiple exits from multiple positions. your MSTY holding could half over a short amount of time. Are you going to keep holding until you are back to where you started? becuase if you bought msty at 32 in feb you are still waiting 5 months later. Its pure retardium anon, your strategy is the fever dream of a retard.

>>60740389
I'll bug the shop steward first thing tomorrow shift, awe hell yeah!

Also they allow double shifts at times, should I work every one of those when available?

>>60740376
look at the all time return on any yield max shit fund, they're shit. they're all shit and shilled here for some reason. the only stable divvies that exist are in the form of boomer funds like schd, vym, hell even the dia

>>60740418
In not exiting anything I am using the divvies to buy.
>msty could half
It will erode but not half. YM funds rugpull initial investors but if you get in "late" the price is much more stable.
Compare ulty over the last 6 months vs the last 12.
The erosion is addressed by feeding it with spyi.
All of these funds have laddered yields so its being amplified.

>>60740406
https://imagecomics.com/submissions
I'd consider looking into this.

>>60740425
schd is a piece of shit that needs a 20 year hold.
YM is bad when its over 50% of your portfolio and youre dripping into it.
If you use the payout as fuel it works.

>futures

>>60740428
Needs $750,000 to payout maybe $25,000 a year!

I want it. Don’t have it.

It’s an after you made it play. SCHD

>>60740436
Boomers like it because of the divvie growth and tax status.
Its not a bad hold, just not an income play.

>>60740420
>should I work every one of those when available?
It depends on how you are taxed for overtime, it might be better to get another job, just take the time to figure out what is best. If in the US I recall Trump said something about not taxing overtime, I don;t know the status of that, but also check your local authorities for what taxes they charge. Talk to shop steward and the HR person, get copies of everything you can read it over. I have seem people been at a job 30 years and had no idea what they were goind for the employer but god dam they had a library and did PhD level analysis on their pay, deductions, contributions and had their retirement calculated down to the fucking penny. They knew every trick, tip, caveat, game to maximize their pension.

>>60740426
Msty is literally down 30% ytd, and 50 percent from march 24.
All you need is a company that create no product that buys a highly volatile speculative asset , that has fallen by 80% in value in the past 5 years , to not do what it has done in the past and implode MSTR to keep your covered call MSTY dividends going.

Anon you are bettter off investing your money with madoff.

I aped in Palantir. $20k
Cope poorfaggots

>>60740448
>I aped in Palantir.
when is the key, the multi bagger phase is slowing

real estate is a great investment. look at those returns.

>>60740446
Do you not understand what a yield is?
Yes, the principal erodes. But the payout per share is insane. The whole point is to get the divvie and maintain the overall principal of your portfolio.

>>60740459
>cherrypicking

how did you do today fagets?

>>60740433
cute

>>60740461
yeah, that assumes mstr doesnt collapse before you make your money back. And volatility in msty doesnt rape you. Big iffs.

>>60740468
nice

>>60740416
lmao

>>60740411
cute

>>60740372
hot

>>60740362
sweet tits

You know... you can reply to multiple posts in one post...

>>60740344
cute eyes

>>60740487
I'm black
I can do whatever I want

>>60740487
I've seen him do this before, he replies to every post in the thread individually.

>>60740328
nice dress

HE'S AT IT AGAIN

>>60740496
>:(

Since 22-24 hour trading is coming soon to most exchanges, how is this going to change how you live? Will you just trade all of the time? Will you take micronaps at your computer, adopting polyphasic sleep schedule to maximize your trades?

>>60740513
That sounds like a bad idea. It's going to fuck liquidity.

henlo mister jerome
people are upset
the riots are starting
there is carnage in the streets
the world is collapsing
everyone is starving
we are begging you
please lower the rates
thank you mister jerome
no further questions

>>60740513
implying I would give a shit. When I have money I buy and then I never sell. Simple as.

The djt anon has convinced me to start theta farming djt and everyone else sucks except the please lower the rates frog who is, as usual, the best post in the thread.

>>60740344
How are you withdrawing from a roth IRA though?

>>60740531
>and then I never sell
Because you're never green?

>>60740547
I think his plan is just to grow it now and then start taking divvies out in a few years.

>>60740551
Eh honestly I've been taking dividends, gambling with the return, and then reinvesting half back into the dividend stock (MSTY, ULTY) and half into something stable. It's worked out tremendously well for me, and I don't really have to focus on timing the sale of multiple positions

Is FNGU a meme? It seems like a more focused UPRO

oh shit here we go
time to buy puts?

>>60740562
natural disasters are bullish for companies like intermap

thats a big reason why indonesia will be paying them $200m+ over time to map out the entirety of their country

>>60740411
You have to pay taxes on dividend earnings. It's literally income. It's taxed higher than stocks that are liquidated at long term capital gains tax.

>futures

all in american eagle.

>>60740428
>wah i have to actually invest to make returns
>wah there is no quick way to get rich from the stock market

>futures

Check the GDX closing price and watch gold futures. HUI is at 449.96. It's happening.

If you have two growth ETFs such as QQQ and VUG that practically mirror each other when you compare their charts why would you pick QQQ when it has an expense ratio of 0.2 and yield of 0.48 while VUG is at .04 and 0.43 yield.

Are there other factors that I need to consider or does any of this actually matter?

>>60740604
you should pick vug. if you were day trading or dealing in very large size, you should pick qqq because it has better liquidity. it's possible you may have to pay more because of bad bid/ask spread on vug as well, but vanguard funds are pretty liquid, but not as suitable for trading as qqq. if you just want to invest a small sum your best bet is a limit order on vug in this case.

>>60740604
over a long enough timeframe it will make a difference, if you wanted to sell calls/puts qqq would be better too

TOTAL MARKETS DEATH

NEEEEEEEEGORRRRRRRR

first for bauhorse. silbver

>>60740277
The worst thing that happens to intel is that they get bought out by someone else.
The US gov will not allow intel to fail.

Give me a good stock tip.

>>60740433
gonna miss the futures greentexting when 24hr trading hours gets put in
just a formality at this point anyway

FNGU
SMCI
ZETA
NBIS

what are good stocks to daytrade/swing? need help plz.

>>60740700
>first for bauhorse. silbver
Total garbage only retards want to buy
Even SBSW actually has a mining permit.
Get back to your Cant Make Money General and bant

>>60740544
Hey fuck you, pay me.

Joby tards we are winning

Gluten Morgen friends. Its time to talk about YIELDMAX on this beautiful morning.

>>60740726
start with the ABCs

AQB, BHSIF, and CWSFF

>>60740448
>>60740457
Palantir rose so much because Peter Thiels man became VP and the whole administration is staffed by his boys. It just might get raped when the Democrats get in power. I wouldn't touch it at this price unless you want to baghold for 10 years.

>>60740750
>Pras Subromanian
>literally inferior to a gypsy
Jeets are something else man, and I look forward with morbid curiosity to the future decades with them inevitably running tons of companies into the ground.

>>60740773
>Palantir rose so much because Peter Thiels man became VP
I don;t think so, PLTR was an CIA startup from the beginning because of the owners and tech. They are destined to be integrated into everything for national security because of their AI and other data processing ability.

>>60740783
>their AI and other data processing ability.
It's a fucking glorified autocomplete jesus christ. Why are people getting so carried away with this AI shit?

>>60740805
>jesus christ
dont get so emotional, I was just explaining their start, support and why they are developing so well. I been following them since before the IPO

>>60740825
>>60740825
>>60740825

website updates. this is it with the PDF pane open, there's a little chatbot who will help you code up a paper if you push the console button on the top left of PDF. it will open up the development / IDE tab with the PDF in a separate pane.

I decided to stop developing my own backend and use NautilusTrader instead, I think it'll pay dividends. Tomorrow I'll be reading about Nautilus all day and trying to get the IDE part looking good, and maybe start actually writing somer real non-mock code to get basic functionality up.

>>60740780
>Subromanian
LMFAO

>>60740750
ACHR sisters... when will our time come?

KEK

>>60740827
dumb phone poster

>>60739269 (OP)
where to put my 1k, fellow /biz/nessmen?

>>60741617
Up your nose.

>>60741719
Based, I LOVE speed. Makes me feel like a futurist. If you catch my drift.

>>60739269 (OP)
What stocks do I buy zoomer here