al-andalus edition
>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
>Charts:https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
>Screeners:https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
>Gamblinghttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
>Zoomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits
Previous:
>>60739269
DIOS MIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PUTA MADRE PEJERO
https://youtube.com/shorts/mRIQXyTT8n0
This is the reason I think UNH was a good buy. Good money flow based on horrible practices, institutional entrentchment and screwing over your customer base has been a growing meta for decades.
>>60740831>What ist going on here?
Pltr already Up 6% in evropa
>>60740831Nothing to see here.
>some fagot just ""invented"" a letters presser
jesus christ it s just an autocomplete for idiots too lazy to transcribe books properly, why the fuck are people getting carried away about this ""printing press""
it literally just pushes a shitty letter into paper with frequent misprints, no artistic calligraphy, who the fk will want to buy these low quality books
why the fuk would u invest in these printing press companies
fking autocomplete lmao
My Mantle is going MENTAL
fake map
galicians are the whitest spaniards by a long shot
>>60740834shut up bambrough ur son is gay
website updates. this is it with the PDF pane open, there's a little chatbot who will help you code up a paper if you push the console button on the top left of PDF. it will open up the development / IDE tab with the PDF in a separate pane.
I decided to stop developing my own backend and use NautilusTrader instead, I think it'll pay dividends. Tomorrow I'll be reading about Nautilus all day and trying to get the IDE part looking good, and maybe start actually writing somer real non-mock code to get basic functionality up.
>>60740887dark mode view after you click the console button in the PDF viewer, it opens up the develop tab with the PDF open. the workflow I'd like is to be able to back and forth the AI, a paper and the terminal to get working code. Then validate, tweak and optimize.
>>60740854>3 digit folioAnon reddit is at www.reddit.com
>Crypto
>not even the folio
>some altcoin
>expects me to go 5fig into it
Yeah, I'm on 4chan where the retards are.
I always thought I kind of understood P/E ratios, but can someone explain to me how the fuck Palantir supposedly "beats earnings" every quarter, yet their P/E ration is almost 700 now and their 2 year forward P/E is 300+? How does that work? Either the company has great earnings, thus its price to earnings shouldn't be this enormously high, or the company is massively overvalued, thus their earnings beats they are reporting aren't any reason to continue pumping the stock up further because all this growth and future earnings potential is already priced in for the next 20 years. Yes, I'm just salty that I didn't get in when I had the chance, but I still want to understand why this is happening.
>>60740927Companies beat an expectation. The expectation can be very low and completely detached from P/E. If they expect Palantir to make $1Million revenue while it has $500billion marketcap and it makes $1,5million, well yeah, it's a beat.
>>60740927It's called a bubble and doesn't make sense by definition.
>>60740927misguided speculation, the question is will it burst or will it be like tesla?
>>60740846>>60740853What are you talking about exactly anon
>>60740973Faster horses and cars
>>60740984Im not selling my rosemary stocks for this printing trash either way, second Black Death imminent
>>60740973End of last thread.
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>Spain Services PMI Jul: 55.1 (est 52.5; prev 51.9)
>- Composite PMI Jul: 54.7 (est 52.6; prev 52.1)
Espana numero uno.
>>60740825 (OP)Is there a space stock that is still worth buying with the administration developing their llunar policy? RKLB, ASTS already pumped, Firefly will have a fat IPO, LUNR is still in the dumps but the owners are slimey as fuck judging after IM2 and they just keep on selling
>didn't buy last friday and everything is already up again
fucking thing will be forever green
Zamn, Ligma got raped yesterday. Any baggies here? Get ready to hold for a while kek.
>>60741023Unironically HGRAF. Graphene based nanomaterials will reduce weight of components, increase strength and lower launch costs.
>>60741043I've always wanted to profit from one of these speculative bubbles but there doesn't seem to be a way to predict which ones will last for a while so they're safe to buy into for a couple days and which ones will dump the very next day like Figma. I guess I'll remain poor.
>>60741050They're gonna dilute on your ass dude
Don't be a pennybaggie
>>60741050what stocks should I buy to profit from graphene? my app doesnt have HGRAF, so what other nasdaq companies are out there? t. europoor
>>60741050I still want to go hard on copper, silver, uranium, gas, and lithium/REEs
HEY NIGGERS
I RAN THE NUMBERS
MY DIVVIE LOOP ENDS UP WITH A 40-50K PORTFOLIO FROM AN INITIAL 10K AFTER 3 YEARS
MATCH THAT WITH LE SPY AND HOLD FAGGOTS
>>60740927If a company can half its P/E in 2 years, that suggests a pretty fast rate of growth, no?
Don't look at P/E in isolation, look at the momentum.
They took everything from me
Who else here enjoyed opening their page to see JOBY up 20% today?
>>60741050>penny stock that's gone up 500% in a monthAnon how stupid do you think we are?
>>60741106I wish you luck trannyposter divvie anon
>>60741124where did you get my picture?
My first academic paper was published today ^^ I shall slurp some more ASML to celebrate
>>60740846>>60740853Except that the printing press was like one thousand times faster than a team of scribes and had less misprints. "AI" is useful for some things but it's not nearly as revolutionary as retards like you seem to believe.
Bought NVDA last week on that megadump and up 5% on it so might as well sell happy.
That said, how will NVDA react based on AMD, any correlation?
>>60740831People are buyig SBSW
I've been away for a month or so. What happened to CRCL and CRWV?
>>60740834Sauce me. Why should I buy it?
Will AMD be the deciding factor for SOXL? And what are the odds of a dump considering how hard AMD has ran up? Expectations won't be super high, will they?
Frens, I dreamt that I started a luxury soap manufacturing business. What's our first flavor?
>>60741269>SOXL>AMD 6% - PE 125>MU 3% - PE 18>Marvell 3% - no PECrazy that Micron caught up and now is an actual rationally priced stock. And bad that Marvell has the same weight as Micron.
I just bare ass farted in my cat's face. Is this bearish?
>>60741293salty milk and coins
>$TSLA | Tesla's New Car Sales In Germany Down 55.1% In July Y/Y To 1,110 - KBA
He needs to do more Podcasts with le based mommy Weidel.
>>60741295It's feline for sure.
Looked in a previous smg thread, grim had I held all those stocks I was eyeing a few years ago and maybe even bought a few short term before selling them, then Id be up now. Several of them. My intial thoughts were right and yet I didn't bother. Maybe a 4x from ~2022.
>>60739964Iirc this sounds like that one penny stock with the guy handling literal garbage and getting machines up and running. Whatever happened to it?
Did you boughted more or selled?
>>60741338Im excited to say the least.
>>60741338You're saying this is in their earnings report? And Americans are buying this company? LOL, this country is so over in a few years.
>>60741338It goes into the Morningstar 2 watchlist with its brothers Copeweave and Micropenis, and I will dip buy it when Iโm drunk as god intended
>coffee
>nihongo practice
>livestreams of random city cams on my second monitor
>still an hour and a half before work
>sun hasn't risen
>no one has woken up
best start to the day
>>60740825 (OP)WHY YOU KEEP POSTING MACRO STATS OF MY COUNTRY???' AHHHH IM GOING INSANEEEE GRACIAS PEDRO SANCHEZ INDRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60741438https://youtu.be/pFJ62vlZbls?si=rF2qZdFK0pxqxkwS
Platinum
>>60741441Spain is funny because its a country dying because if its culture
So the dip on Friday was because tariffs taking affect Monday? No other reason?
>>60741450Jerbs numbers also, but it was all memory holed as usual
>>60741457everytime the market shits itself the market remembers that, as bad as america is, there is no alternative and the money comes back
>>60741450>jews sell calls>line goes up>jews sell shares>line goes down>calls expire worthless
>>60741466>jewsanon.. I...
>>60741471A healthy economy is based on gambling with derivatives while producing none of the effective capital allocation normally associated with trading stocks
>>60741475I still feel like the best way to jump start the economy is to just make bonds tax free. Let the rich fucks dump billions into now tax free corporate bonds and drive down borrowing costs
Today a black women cashiered me at the grocery store. Lets just say I sat there and listened
>>60741490>sat>cashieredhow fucking fat are you
>>60741491Random blog story but I went to the dollar store to pick up some drinks once and the fat non binary cashier sat on her fat ass and loaded my drinks into a bag that some dumbass must have cut through with a box cutter and continued to load them as they fell to the floor. She looked at me as if she wanted me to pick them up so I just left.
TRIPS
AND
THE
MARKET
FLIPS (Green)
Celsius earnings Thursday. yay
>>60741557It already flipped green yesterday, so how can it keep flipping green?
OK YOU STUPID FUCKING BAGHOLDING FAGGOTS.
Here is the play.
I call it divvielooping
The jews never expected this.
INITIAL:
5k ULTY
10K QQQI and SPYI each
1k MSTY
--
ULTY LOOP
60% dripped
40% looped back into QQQI SPYI and JEPI
--
MSTY LOOP
20% dripped
40% ULTY
40% SPYI QQQI AND JEPI
---
SPYI QQQI AND JEPI LOOP
30% back in
10% SCHD
40% MSTY
10% BTC
10% VOO
NAV??? MAINTAINED
DIVVIES??? MAXED
NEET?? COMFY
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS BUSSY
>>60741593Ok show the class your positions
>>60741593based tax event enjoyer
>>60741613Depending on your tax bracket just hold 2% of the msty and and SPYI etc as cash to cover it.
This is a self sustaining system.
60+k in less than 3 years on a 26k initial investment.
If youre willing to put in $100 a week it will hit 100k easily by year 7.
This is assuming tax AND NAV erosion AND yield erosion.
You can adjust the downstream investments as you like, or even move it to crypto.
Its diverse as fuck too, impossible to bring down completely unless the economy is collapsing.
>>60741293Mango cheesecake and the soap looks like cheesecake
>>60741593dis nibba did too many lunges.
>>60741293Female burp flavored. Each bar comes with a video of the female burps that went into flavoring the soap. I am your first customer
>portfolio is almost back to pre-tariff panic levels
neat. In b4 the US opens and everything plummets
>>60741629>assuming an obvious crypto bubble is sustainable in a 3 year and 7 year timeline>crypto halves every 4-6 years
>>60741653Are you blind you dumb faggot?
I said you can pivot that part into whatever you like.
heres an easy to understand visual aid
>>60741593The IRS is gonna love you. You should know by now the jews always get their money.
Do you fags ever show your folios here?
What do you bags look like?
>>60741673Many of us are daytraders or swing traders so we usually dont keep bags unless we fucked up and dont wanna sell at a loss. Im currently 50% cash, 30% DJT, and 20% intc and soxl. Looking to sell those today.
>>60741671What's the issue?
You pay taxes once a year just hold what you need from the distribution as cash. Fidelity exports the tax shit I dony give a fuck how many trades I make.
Im not selling anything just moving the divvies in a wah that the jews never expected
>>60741673Some shares still haven't settled from friday though
>>60741674Many of you are third world pajeets larping as traders and were to afraid to migrate to /bant/ during the exodus due to having your flags revealed.
>>60741677You think you are a lot smarter than you really are. First of all, jews have been doing their thing for over a thousand years. You are probably not even 30. You have no idea what youre getting in to. Now, Im not saying your idea is necessarily bad, Im just saying you will not be winning nearly as much as you seem to think. By all means, do what you want with your money, and I wish you the best. But if it were that easy, everyone would be doing it already.
WELP! Time for burgers to wake up and SELL my fucking gains like the always do on open...
>>60741684Are you calling me a pajeet or just pointing out that pajeets are on this board?
>>60741673My poorfolio is like 20k euros lol, not like thereยดs much to show. I also have 18k in corporate bonds that have a minimum yield of 8%.
>>60741693objectively and taking into account huge NAV erosion from the higher yielding stocks AND tax you literally cant NOT double your money after a 14 month divvie loop.
Its simple percentages.
US Trade Balance (USD) Jun: -60.2B (est -61.0B; prev -71.5B)
>- Exports (M/M): -0.5% (prev -4.0%)
>- Imports (M/M): -3.7% (prev -0.1%)
less imports, less revenue
>trader for 3285 days(9 years)
>buy and sell some random stock 4 times in 1/3285 days as a trader
>THATS AN ONVIOUS PATTERN
>>60741734You motherfuck. I fuck you bloody. Bloody bastard bitch benchod
This goes out to all my fellow Bobos. Believe in yourself.
https://youtu.be/CIrCdsPuVXI?si=42TBbYr7AQJq9Mmg
Got some cash lying around, is a position in CELH on runup to earnings free money?
>>60741718I kind of want you to prove youre not jewish and just trying to get us goys to pump your bags. Denounce the talmud please.
Profit taking day
>>60741629>lungs too big 2/10
Would not fuck
>>60741593sounds like a whole lot of work just to underperform the market
>>60741673We posting folios fellas. Sgov is my emergency savings and the cash I have is from finally ditching SCHD. Gonna keep it VOOG in my IRA and VT in my taxable baby. I don't trade anymore. Slow and steady weekly buys in ETFs for me
>>60741792What do you do for work?
>>60741673Well, you asked. Also have 40k in vanguard indexes but who gives a fuck about that
>>60741629>I will never have a gf 2ft taller than me that towers over meFeels bad man
>>60741804How many years till you plan on retiring?
>US President Donald Trump said he was โgetting very close to a dealโ with China to extend the trade truce that saw the two countries agree to reduce tit-for-tat tariff hikes and ease export restrictions on rare earth magnets and certain technologies
>going back to point A is a deal
somebody said SOXL 30 by the end of today. gonna need to be a bick pump at open.
>>60741821If those are the current whispers we could see a small pump. Business as usual will boost confidence
>>60741822Soxl would be lucky to reach 28 today. 30 is out of the question.
>>60741819Go on chasergen on /lgbt/ and get a giant twinkhon gf to step on your face
>>60741786You don't
You can probably double 10k with spy in 7-8 years.
Divvieloops aka dlooping will 4-6x depending on market conditions AND you have a bunch of stocks that generate income.
>>60741772I denounce the Talmud with all my heart and soul.
>pump bagsWhat bags, schd? Kek
>>60741835Why do you keep changing your IP?
>coworker tells me to expect AMD earnings to report significantly lower sales as nvidia extends market dominance and โโโ5 year server upgrade plansโโโ cause many would be AMD buyers to allocate purchasing power to replace aging Xeon servers with a drop in replacement upgrade with newer xeons
>>60740927PE ratio is a boomer metric, doesn't work in todays world. Throw your copy of intelligent investor in garbage and forget everything you read in it basically
>>60741854Rumours of the PS6 PS6P etc coming around soon so they could see a bump. Plus they'll benefit from Intel being in the shit.
>>60741858AMD sisters. Today is the day.
I need to determine who is the most based euro or bong in here to copy their indexes for my Ireland domiciled ISA
Please post nationality, favourite food, and indexes you like
>>60741820Hopefully 21 more years. Have about 105k in 401 and a pension. Me and my wife moved into the hood so we can really rat hole money away as fast as possible the next ten years
>"You are not eligible to participate in equity new issue offerings through Fidelity Investments. Eligibility is reserved for brokerage customers with a minimum of $500,000 in certain assets at Fidelity"
Wanted to gamble on Bullish IPO this morning but get this error. Any Fidelity anons here? Is it because my stocks aren't fucking NVDA, AAPL ect? "certain assests"
>>60741878>21 more yearsjfc
fren you gotta start divvylooping
>>60741878Hows the hood? I would never, id rather be broke around white people than rich around blacks
Bearish or Bullish
Call it
>>60740825 (OP)Roast me
I don't like div because I have to pay tax and don't want to deal with the bureaucracy
doing more long term ... iShares IT ETF looks interesting as well
For the anon who was thinking about a SeekingBaggies subscription, here's the kind of quality content you'd be paying for
>Novo Nordisk: I Was Wrong Twice, But This Selloff Looks Like 2016 All Over Again
>>60741888Bullish, hopefully
I am waiting to sell BTC at new ATHs (((hopefully they come))) and then putting more in ACC SPX etf and maybe some other stuff, palantir if it dumps
>>60741072HGRAF is the only company in the world that owns the patents in the US and EU for SP2 bonded turbostratic graphene production. There is no other company.
>>60741891You're too diversified for your portfolio size, you should be holding like 3 things max
>>60741877Spy, American, Waldorf salad, yee haw
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>60741906I am hemorhaging money, sar.
>>60741904Very elfin of you for a burger
>>6074167360% SCHD 30% SCHY 10% AVDV
and then some PLD, O, and AMT
i have yet to hear a single sound argument against divvylooping
>Wells Fargo Investment Institute Downgrades US Small Cap Equities To Unfavorable From Neutral
Health economy everyone
>>60741922Congrats, and don't worry, it's perfectly normal to lose it in your 40s.
Ah the first 30 minutes of the stock market, so volatile and unpredictable it might as well be illusory. Will it stay up? Will it plunge down? Who knows?
Why the fuck are we dumping sars
>>60741931Government says we have to
>>60741931Always a bit of a dump if there's a strong UK/EU morning.
>>60741931Trump just nuked India. Nobodytrades 0DTE anymore to move market up
>PLTR up 8+% at open
This is sucking the oxygen out of the room.
And just like that MA 50and 200 on the 30min are a support in this faggotmarket
>>60741939Not enough movement to justify 0dtes
Of all things, my fucking intc is whats pumping. This market is retarded and based on bullshit
>>60741939I got flagged PDT yesterday trading ODTEs because I goofed and thought it was 5 trades in 5 days instead of 4 in 5.
>>60741954I thought it was 3 in one day? Who fucking knows anymore. Doesnt matter to me though since i have more than 25k in my brokerage
>>60741931turn to page 6 of the script, half way down the page
>MARKET dumps dramatically. Confusion ensues. Fade to red.
i gotta say
for all the thought ive put into hedging ultys share price, its been pretty fucking green kek
>>60741940This post is extremely bullish, leaning green day here
Every stock in my portfolio is green today
I am now glad that I bought 4000 shares of Intel on Friday.
TLN - modern energy producer
OKLO - fission electricity, revolutionary
BE - bloom energy
NRGV - Energy Vault
FLNC - Fluence
Any energy chads here? Looking into the above. Also non-energy, looking into FVRR, PNTG
>>60741979same but some are more green than others
>>60740825 (OP)Can someone explain how the hell Nvidia's stocks are just consistently rising and never dipping? Don't they just sell GPUs?
>>60741992Fuckin nerds won't stop buying this shit to watch Vtubers in 8k
>>60741992It's a bubble. Stop trying to rationalize it.
>>60742000>>60741999Back to back trips. Extremely bullish. BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>>60741989I wonder if anyone with more than like, 10 stocks in their portfolio has ever had a day where they all moved in the exact same direction the exact same percentage.
>>60741992Everyone going anything AI is buying an NVidia board. That will change if AMD or Intel get their gpus better at AI though.
>Tariffs also had a clear impact on price pressures, according
to anecdotal evidence. Companies widely linked the latest
increase in input costs to the effects of tariffs, while also
mentioning higher salaries. Input prices rose sharply, with the
pace of inflation accelerating from June and coming in above
the series average.
Similarly, the pace of output price inflation quickened over
the month and was steep. Panelists reported passing on tariff
related rises in input costs to their customers. Here too, the
increase was marked in the context of historical data.
It's all tech.
my strategy is to just buy
>>60742012What about selling?
>>60742007Big If, AMD so very far behind.
MOOGLIES WE HAVE LIFTOFF GOOGLIE MOOGLIE GOOGLIE MOOGLIE
>>60741956It was just my fun money zero to hero account. Figured Iโd trade 4 0DTEs a week on top of options plays. Oh well.
>>60741673Here's a snapshot, it just continues like this.
Everything I touch either moons uncontrollably or goes bankrupt. If the AI bubble pops, I lose everything. Lmao.
>>60742019But they are increasing pace and Nvidia are showing signs of complacency
>>60742023Its what you do when you want to realize gains, or what dumb poor people do when they get scared.
>>60742024why is this a photograph of a screen
>>60742019>>60742007AMD just raised prices on their ML/AI cards. They are behind nvidia but not by much at this point. Their enterprise GPU segment continues to grow every year. Raising prices on these cards is also a clear signal they feel their demand for GPU sales is pretty robust. If they were struggling for sales or uncertain about the strength of demand for their cards theyโd likely lower prices to incentivize sales instead of raising.
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>>60741673Aviva is a monster for dividends at the moment, should have put more in...
>>60742038they need to dump back to 140 so I can get in
Gonna be one of those days, huh
>>60742041i also have some RIO, has insane dividend
>>60742036Makes sense, if you can't figure out how to screenshot you probably wont do well in the stock market either
>50,1 instead of 51,5 expected
>The report was issued today by Steve Miller, CPSM, CSCP, Chair of the Institute for Supply Managementยฎ (ISMยฎ) Services Business Survey Committee: โIn July, the Services PMIยฎ registered 50.1 percent, 0.7 percentage point lower than the June figure of 50.8 percent but in expansion territory for the second month in a row. The Business Activity Index remained in expansion in July, registering 52.6 percent, 1.6 percentage points lower than the reading of 54.2 percent recorded in June. This index has not been in contraction territory since May 2020. The New Orders Index also remained in expansion territory in July, recording a reading of 50.3 percent, a drop of 1 percentage point from the June figure of 51.3 percent. The Employment Index was in contraction territory for the second month in a row and the fourth time in the last five months; the reading of 46.4 percent is 0.8 percentage point lower than the 47.2 percent recorded in June.
>PRICES
>โThe Prices Index registered 69.9 percent in July, a 2.4-percentage point increase from Juneโs reading of 67.5 percent. The index has exceeded 60 percent for eight straight months, with Julyโs reading the highest since October 2022 (70.7 percent).
thoughts on AMD earnings?
bought calls on the dip this morning, i'm up already but im a "sold early again award" kinda mf
wtf is going on with SPY did the orange retard chimp out again
Why does shit like this happen. No amount of technical analsis can predict random ass red candles like that
>>60742071>Less employment>higher pricesKek
>>60742072Just algos overreacting to the fake and gay numbers
>>60741987i believe in nuclear, GLP1 agonists and AI tech
>>60742071>>60742079stagflation bros. we won
>>60742083Wish I would have followed my own grab on HIMS, or NVDA back in 2017. RIP.
Any nuclear you're keeping an eye on? I had tried NLR but wasn't patient enough.
>>60742072It's probably gonna dump today considering of how much the stock has pumped in the last 3 months. Long term, very promising though.
>>60742096No not really I am just adding more stocks on dumps, they are all way to high for me to buy more, CCJ is maybe not that expensive
why are the markets having a huge wipeout crash today
>>60742072Will be the old buy on speculation (that the news will be good) then sell on announcement.
>>60741153Congrats anon. I'm jelly.
>>60742108red folder data... manufacturing numbers
Are there any /biz/ stock/trading discords anymore? I remember some from back in the day
>>60742108i boughted a stock and crashed the market
gomenasorry
This new data is dogshit, jesus christ. Starting to think Powell's miraculous soft landing and Trump's miraculous scot-free tariffs might not hold up after all. We're still closing bright green though
>>60742134get your divvyloop going while you can then
>>60742104ill sell before close then, its pretty much what i was thinking
>>60742081bought the dip on SPY
though 212 up / 276 down
dont like them odds partner
lets hope the orange orangutan tweets some retarded shit that pumps it
>>60742108>nasdaq up 0.17%>"huge wipeout crash"You guys need to reign in your greed, holy shit. This is why everyone says we're in a bubble, because you fags won't tolerate a single red candle on the 1 minute chart. A little sanity in the market is healthy, it's not supposed to go up 25% a year on zero good news
>>60742128A /biz/ discord sounds like a great place to get scammed.
Nvo just stepping on my balls
>>60742108>huge wipeout crash today>S&P 500 down 0.02%
I did my final allocations today, now 25% cash, 15% bitcoin, 60% index.
I'm off for vacations, see you guys in 3 weeks.
>>60742150deserved for investing in the spic-nig cycle
>Miss on ISM
>Less employment
>less orders
>higher prices
>nobody:
>market:
>
Even Crypto goes down more on the report than the stockmarket, like what the fuck this shit is a more rational market now
VERY NEGATIVE NEWS FOR INTEL
Intel struggles with key manufacturing process for next PC chip
ONLY 10% CHIPS MEETING REQUIREMENTS
THEY'RE FUCKING DYING
HOW DOES THE MARKET REACT?
5.5% UP XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
WHAT THE FUCK XDDD
>>60742154Have a good vacation anon
>>60742190they expected 0%
>>60742148brainrotted zoomers
Was wondering why NVDA was up this morning right next to headlines saying that Trump was putting tariffs on semiconductors. Guess the market was just slow to respond.
line go down then line go back up
>Cramer: Palantir stock โdramatically undervaluedโ even after doubling this year
>>60742190This genuinely makes me so happy
>>60741884O it's poor whites. Actually it's basically a small community coop it's like living in a retirement community. Average board member is 77 and there is about 2-9 deaths a month. We are the youngest and probably loudest by far. And they all take really good care of their shit. Maybe like 4 dirtball spots in 500 units
>buy a call on SOXL
>it immediately elevators down 4%
Thinking about buying Intel puts but it looks like the stock has been crabbing for a full year and is currently at the bottom of the cycle.
WTF HIMSSISTERS....LE BIG DIP GOT SLURPED INSTANTLY
>>60742142Twitter is over 75% bots
>>60742221It's so over, PLTR to $0
It's fucking over. The market will never recover from this. For all eternity this day will be known as black tuesday. Stocks will never go up again.
>>60742190Usually a sign that people that were worried it would be even worse. All the actions for expected results happen well in advance of the announcements, it's only when they're much worse or better where the market behaves as you'd expect.
>>60742227Happy that I don't own Intel.
>>60742233Iโm just buying any time it drops under the 20 mark. Seems to be a decent entrance point.
>>60742231btw, PLTR has a larger market cap than Lockheed and Raytheon combined.
>>60742268And quadruple TSLA's P/E
>>60742268it's the new tesla lol
>>60742268New Tesla shitcoin
>>60742268>>60742271>>60742272To put this into perspective, the PE ratio expected earnings is pricing this at a $5 trillion company at a pe ratio of 57
lol
lmao
lmlfao even
I'm up 5% since HGRAF anon shilled it yesterday
PULL UP PULL UP
MAYDAY MAYDAY WE ARE GOING DOWN
PULL UP PULL UP
>>60742280That's being really generous. Historical average PE is like 15, so it would be a 18 trillion dollar company.
Did they fire plunge protection team?
I wish I had a crystal ball that would let me see just 10 minutes into the future. I would be so fucking rich.
>>60742292The price of the personal information of every american isnt cheap
>>60742303Just wait 10 minutes and the future is now
>>60742280The Tesla bulls at least have their far fetched Sci-fi expectation that Tesla will mass produce robot waifus and everyone will own self driving fyling cars or some shit. But what exactly is the best case future for Palantir supposed to be to justify that price?
>>60742303Seeing just 1 minute in the future could make you insanely rich
>>60742306Google and Facebook already have this info.
>>60742321STAGFLATION
AHHHHH
WHO COULD HAVE FORSEEN THIS
>>60742311>But what exactly is the best case future for Palantir supposed to be to justify that price?they are positioned to be the global panopticon
>>60741762Told you bearbros. Believe in yourself.
>>60742286Consolidating at the $1.00 USD level. There are big institutions that are modeling this out and they are going to pile in when they realize the potential. We should be getting some news over the next month or so on their acetylene off take agreement and facility build out in Texas, and that will likely drive the next push upwards.
I'm not selling or swinging this, just accumulating any major dips or corrections right now.
>>60742325GDX has broken out to new high. Money rotating into the miners.
>>60742334I'm holding it, but I'm hesitant to buy dips. Penny stocks are notorious for diluting after bull runs.
>>60742325Was it some report published showing this?
Where did the pump go? Donald?
>>60742348>>60742351>>60742316>>60742321Are you guys holding massively leverage SPY positions or something
I heard the true unemployment rate is 15%
thats pretty wild, your telling me 1 in 6 people are not working at all?
We are almost nearing great-depression numbers, but its not being reported anywhere.
>>60742343This one has a low chance of further financing and dilution. Kevin Bambrough has figured out a way to avoid it through progress payment structuring in the contracts, he's a majority shareholder and in contact with the CEO. He can also bring in loan financing if needed. There is a warrant overhang, but we're currently chewing through it, lots have already exercised in the last couple of weeks (which is why it's consolidating here).
If we get a good 1-2% dump today Imma slurp a lil
>>60742354I just want line go up
>>60742354I just lost my wife's son collage fund. How am I supposed to explain this to her bull?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA
Soxl is still hitting 60 by end of next year. Buy the dip
>>60742311AI surveillance and killer robots
MBK
md5: 799b184847e45da5867b52875bd7a775
๐
>>60742365No, my dream looks different.
>>60742361I've been unemployed for years. I didn't do an internship when I was in college and have been literally unemployable in my field as a result.
>>60742371Anon Trumplestiltskin is set to tariff semiconductors next week. It will finally be over.
>>60742377until he's out of office that is
>>60742377His handlers won't actually let him do that, right?
A 5 layer burrito should be 1.50...not 5 dollars accounting for inflation.... taco bell ceo....youre next.
>>60742391The goyim need to be punished for turning on their greatest ally in their time of need.
>>6074236137% of the civilian population aged 16 and over are not in the labor force. Took that from an AI answer, but I've seen similar figures in other sources. It makes more sense when you consider all the stay at home moms. Child care costs as much as a full time job in my state.
>>60742404That's about right.
Workforce participation rate is the number you want to look up.
>>60742036I don't access my broker through the phone on principle and my PC runs through a PtoP VPN 24/7 because I'm seeding like a madman. So taking a proper screenshot, pausing all my files and shuting the VPN off, then waiting another 300 seconds for the new nigger captacha, then restarting my files and VPN, just wasn't worth the effort for 1 /smg/ shitpost.
I am functionally indistinguishable from a newfag, but please consider the extenuating circumstances.
K, bought NVDL, tqqq and buying some soxl calls
>soxl is dropping again
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SOLD AT 27 AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60742415Ouchy youre gonna get fucked. Trump has already proven he always bends at the knees.
FIG to $80 today please I will make so much money
FIG will be sub 30 in the next 2 months
>SOXLtards becoming bagholders yet again
Love to see it
>>60742311NSA, but run for profit.
>>60742436Nobody here is a bagholder yet. We all bought at 11.
DEPLOY THE V DEPLOY THE V
Only meme magic can save this clown market
LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH SMIGGERS
TRIPS
AND
THE
MARKET
FLIPS
(GREEN)
>>60742438>TSLA baggie fantasy is transhumanist utopia>PLTR baggie fantasy is orwellian dystopiahmm
I just bought another five grand of TQQQ because I'm not a fucking pussy. (If I get assfucked I will simply hold because the "decay" meme doesn't apply when TQQQ runs away so hard on every single consistent green to the point where its okay to hold)
>>60742323Grats anon but what BS to let people options trade in like one day later, people who buy IPO are locked for one month.
>already V'ing
My cash remains sidelined another day I guess
OOOOOOOOO V SHAPE RECOVERY INCOMING
Any brokerages have a semicomductor fund thats more than 3x? This is pussy shit, i want a 20x fund like soxl
>>60742467buy some SOXL LEAPS
and we're back
line go up!
False alarm fellas. Golden bullrun is back on the menu
i just want out of SOXL at a decent price on friday, but this shit just wont allow it
>>60742447Someone has to make a *topia ETF.
I welcome PLTR's glorious dystopian future so long as I've made enough money off it to live in the woods away from Thiel's tech empire
>>60742362bro im really sorry but they're gonna dilute on your ass
>>60742319Not your social security info
>>60740825 (OP)thats just shittalking from someone who lasts less as an independent country than a british man fucking his wife
After finding that BLSH is run by Peter Thiel I placed an order for the IPO because this piece of shit will pump irrational to any other considerations.